He's baaaaaaaack!
You niggas know what time it is. After the Hoopz debacle, this season’s theme appropriately enough, is “No Mo' Gold Diggers.†How you plan to do that on a television show/contest that’s already been aired for a full season, I don’t know. To compound the damage, they even upped the hoodrat ratio. Damn, homie. It’s been a long time coming, but I’m glad to say:
Flavor of Love, Season 2 is here… and it’s gonna be the shit!
*snickering*
You feel what I’m saying, right? This is not how you go about finding the love of your life. These guls done already seent the Boy Playin’ mansion. They just wanna jump up and down on the fly ass bed and… OH SHIT!!! Day [they] fightin!
H-Town got stole on. Damn shame she got sent home for her troubles. Scissor lock to the throat, name-ring to the cerebellum and a boot in the ass. Not your day, Texas Princess. Maybe Flavor saved himself a little trouble. She was cute and all, but you know what part of Houston she’s from. Daddy mighta been a good ol' boy.
Big Rick got to feel on some ass and titties early this season. He got a couple handfuls escorting Sapphire out of the rent-a-mansion.
“She was trynna pull out my $800 weave… so I did her like I do a toddler.†Yes. That’s why Man-Man and Quay can’t resolve a conflict without beating each other with the XBOX controller.
I’m gonna cut all the bullshit. I looked these stoochies up and down. Some of them got a little donkey to em. I recognize 8 or 9 of them from Sue’s Rendezvous. Marvin the Martian needs to get to the point and put a ring on Buckwild’s finger. He ain’t gonna find a better match than that. Show or no show.
When I found out the episode had a snitch, I know I wasn’t the only one of you fuckers to peruse the white girls. Shit, he named one of them “Wire.†I thought we had a winner right there. We weren’t too far off in the search for Double-0 Seven Jeans with “Eye’z,†though. Yes, the needless apostrophe is as important as any of the letters in the ghetto naming process.
Speaking of naming process, as he turned each heifer into a Toby, I couldn’t help but notice that our friend Toastee (who I can’t believe survived the first wave of eliminations) look like a drunk ass Mandy Moore. Toastee is cool, but for as long as she’s on the show, I’m callin her Lohan. Flavor must already have her sized up for a drunken skeet-and-beat.
He should have went with his instincts and named that one chick with the horse lisp “Tyson.†I don’t think she would ever have been able to recover from that.
Flavalation with Like Dat should be a weekly segment. She might fuck around and be this year’s Goldie.
Somethin could have been this year’s Goldie, except as drunk as Goldie got, she ain’t shit the damn stairs! Shorty left a little somethin on the staircase! Yo… she pinched that loaf until she got that clock and then cocked over like a true homeless broad. If you gotta drop a deuce, you just gotta drop that deuce. This is TV. They can stop what they’re doing for a second while you go handle biz. There is no excuse for you and your trail of boo boo juice to be making everybody sick.
How fitting. I can tell this season is gonna be a complete shit storm.
We bout to get showered.
FIRST POST!
When the other rappers come into the house, we're going to see just how hood and real these ladies...uh broads are. It's a sad sight to see but it's good entertainment. I have to read a book after watching, just so I can recouparate the IQ points I lost while watching the show. But I predict Tiger, Bootz, Bucky, Buckwild, and Beautiful to be a few of the last ones left in the end. I'm glad Sapphire is gone, we didn't need her praying to God so she won't have to whoop a bitch's ass (right before offering her some chapstick)...lol HILARIOUS
Flav looks like a burnt toad frog!!!
Them hoes are all Strippers! I can't believe that chick dropped a turtle head on the floor... These new bitches look homeless!
I'm a fuck somebody up on that first person shit! I'm gon get real Hezbollah on that ass and niggaz wit knowledge no it aint no stoppin that!Keep it up.real folks feel me. I'm first...(thats beyond gay)
Heil Adolf Hitler
Heil Adolf Hitler
Heil Adolf Hitler
Heil Adolf Hitler
DAMN WHAT A FIRST EPISODE THAT WAS. DID ANYBODY SEE HOMEGURL SOMETHIN LEAN OVER AND PICK SOME KIND OF THING OFF THE FLOOR BEFORE JETTING UPSTAIRS???? YEAH THIS SEASON IS GONNA BE BETTER THAN THE FIRST. WILL FLAV FIND TRUE LOVE OFF THIS SHOW? PROBABLY NOT. BUT IT WAS MESSED UP HOW HOOPZ HAD LEFT HIM RIGHT AFTER THE SHOW. AND U COULD SWEAR THE WAY SHE WAS "ACTING" THAT SHE REALLY WAS FEELIN FLAV. BUT NOT A WEEK AFTER THE FIRST SEASON SHE HAS BEEN SEEN WIT DAMN NEAR EVERY INDUSTRY HEAD IN THE BIZ AND SPOTTED AT EVERY HIP HOP PARTY POSSIBLE. THAT AINT WIFEY MATERIAL HOMIE OL GIRL IS OUT THERE NOW MORE THAN BUFFIE. BUT YEAH I HOPE FLAV CAN ACTUALLY FIND SOME ONE THIS SEASON AND NOT JUST AN ACTOR
This show is so HILARIOUs. My favorites so far are Buckeey and Deelishis.....
maaaaan all them girlz on this second season of the show is ghetto as hell AND THEY ARE ALL UGLY,,I LOVE THE FIRST SEASON CUZ THERE WERE SOME WOMAN THAT HAD A LITTLE CLASS BUT THESE WOMAN ARE A BUNCH OF LESBOS,JACKED UP,CRACK,GHETTO, FAT LOOKIN HOES ALL LOOKIN TO FUCK FLAV AND TO GET WHAT THEY CAN GET OUT OF HIM HE WILL NEVER FIND WHAT HES LOOKIN FOR IN THIS SHOW,,HE SHOULD OF PICK MS NEWYORK..THAT BITCH WAS THE ONLY REAL WOMAN THAT SHOWED HIS ASS LOVE WHILE HOOPZ PLAYED HIS ASS,,
woman good weaks for you
"If u keep interupting my PRAYERS, God might move me to whup yo ass"- Sapphire
"I was raised by TV...Oprah & Jerry Springer are my parents....that makes me Black & crazy"- Buckwild
"Lord, please rebuke these demons....help me keep from whuppin this white bitch ass!"- Sapphire
If a nigga actually wrote those gems, he'd be the next Shakespeare or Mark Twain...Asses got fatter this season tho..Delish,Bucky & anothe nameless slutress i can't think of now...Shit is classic.
I JUST CANT GET OVER THE FAT BITCH SHITTIN ON HER SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was funny, the white girl said "ur not in compton n e more" lol
oooh lawd just when i thought it couldnt get any worse. i can't believe somthin' took a dump on the floor. when she stooped down it looked like she picked something off the floor and smelled her finger. for the life of me i just cant understand how she couldn't clench her butt cheeks to stop that ish from falling. shoot it aint like she had diarrhea.
I didnt think it was funny when the white bitch H-Town said you're not in Compton anymore, she needed her ass beat...good lookin Sapphire, but 2 ask God 2 keep u from whoopn a bitch ass again is ghetto as fuck...
Am I the only one who thinks Buckwild reminds me of the girl version of "Malibu's Most Wanted"??? That broad is a character, My jaw drops 2 the floor everytime i hear the bitch speak like, u cant be serious...
The rest of the broads are obviously big booty hoes tryn to be seen, lookin to be the next video hoe...
Sapphire: "Lord please forgive me for whooping this bitch's ass and please forgive me for thinking bout whooping this bitch's ass again....."
H-Town: "Is that really necessary?"
Sapphire: "You better stop interrupting my prayers before God direct me to whoop yo' ass!"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my entire life. And Buckwild, OMG.... she is just hilarious. Partially cause she is quite arguably the rattiest broad up in there but also because she is a carbon copy of one of my cousin's baby mama's, LMAO!
Yes, slimgoody, she sure do! LOL
Scissor lock to the throat, name-ring to the cerebellum and a boot in the ass. Not your day, Texas Princess.
^^^^funny!
I really want 2 be all Black, sophisticated & politically correct about what I view on television BUT this buffoonery has me hooked.
I agree with Tamel,
I need to read a book,
pray with Sapphire,
watch the Discovery Channel
something 2 make up 4 watching the Flavor of Love...
Believe me,
if they didn't film this mess months b4 we see it,
you'd see parents & siblings dragging these girls off the show.
I know their families are feeling it...
And don't let them go 2 a Black church...
the preacher will tailor his sermon around the flavor of love
Nah,
My new line right now is "you want some lip chap"
and another favorite "this is 54th and Crenshaw"
Ya'll already know how I feel about this episode. Lol. For real. It is obvious that VH1 got these hussies for entertainment purposes. Lol.
But SOMETHIN'... lol. The bitch squatted and left a trail... ain't no excue in the world!
:D******
I got that ish on my page, and I watch it like every 30 minutes. Hilarious. I thought DMX had praying down. Lol.
But SOMETHIN'... lol. The bitch squatted and left a trail... ain't no excue in the world!
Posted by: Rocky at August 8, 2006 09:39 AM
She is just plain nasty did you see her pick it up with her napkin?
But what about when she was arguing with Spunkee and they slo-moed it.
That mess had me in tears.
LOL D******
WHAT!!!! Girl, that slow mo had me rolling. She looked like Sasquach up in that bitch. I was dying! SPUNKEY needed someONE to go off on her. Instead, she got someTHING. But, Somethin' had every right to box her for real. Naw, I didn't see the napkin thing. But I know that if I feel a boo boo coming like that (if it's that serious) I'm running! You will never say that I went out like that on national TV
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE FROM THE HOOD! THEY ARE SO IGNORANT, HATEFUL, MEAN, AND COLDHEARTED. ALWAYS BLAMING SOMEONE ELSE FOR THEIR PROBLEM! SCUM SHITS!
Am I the only one who thinks Buckwild reminds me of the girl version of "Malibu's Most Wanted"??? That broad is a character, My jaw drops 2 the floor everytime i hear the bitch speak like, u cant be serious...
^^^^^^
Actually, if you ever saw that special they do on HBO a while back about "hooers on the Point", she looks like one of the prostitutes that was on that show....I just can't remeber her name! lol
*hookers*
There are only 2 kinds of people who get to shit on my steps and still stay in my house. Babies and the bladder challenged elderly....other than that....you need to get the FUCK OUT!!!
That just goes to show you that if big gurl wore bloomers instead of the thong maybe the kid would've made it to the pool instead of the patio.
Why did Flav give up the mole so quickly.
I could've sworn I saw Buckwild on that HBO special "Hookers at Hunter's Point"
I could've sworn I saw Buckwild on that HBO special "Hookers at Hunter's Point"
Posted by: c b w at August 8, 2006 09:58 AM
That's exactly what I said....lol
When Flav opened up that door in that purple suit I thought he was going to start singing "Heard It Through The Grapevine". California raisin lookin ass.
:CBW
That could have happened to a skinny chick though.
When Flav opened up that door in that purple suit I thought he was going to start singing "Heard It Through The Grapevine". California raisin lookin ass.
Posted by: c b w at August 8, 2006 09:59 AM
But wait Nibblz a.k.a Mike Tyson said he was the shhhnazziest dresser she ever saw!! WTF
no Rocky;
i dont think that could've happened to any other chick...period...most bitches would've said fuck the show along time ago, and got to a bathroom b4 they went poopie on themselves.
NO SLIM that's not what I am talking about. CBW said that big chicks shouldn't wear thongs, because shit likt that would be prevented. That's rough.
California raisin lookin ass.
Posted by: c b w at August 8, 2006 09:59 AM
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EXACTLY!, LOL
But what was up with Nibblz & Somethin's weave, thats a WTF question??? They just got there, I guess they should've gotten the $800 hair like Sapphire
Slim,
No shit they should have opted for the full head of weave because Somethin's real hair was sticking up and you coud obviously tell that she put the tracks under.
NO SLIM that's not what I am talking about. CBW said that big chicks shouldn't wear thongs, because shit likt that would be prevented. That's rough.
Posted by: Rocky at August 8, 2006 10:06 AM
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K, Ima stay out of that one
D**************
true that, or at least had the same damn color, i dont get the full head of weave but you'll never be able to tell, they some triflin heffas, and u know Tyson broke as hell, she couldnt afford the full, but then again, i guess if she wouldnt have gotten the stripper pole in her living room she could get decent hair
:D******
I don't even understand how she got on the show? They must've known she'd be a mess. I read that she was an internet porn girl. Maybe shitting is her fetish.
K, Ima stay out of that one
Posted by: slimgoody at August 8, 2006 10:11 AM
^^^^^
LMAO! What's wrong? Don't be scuurrd....lol
Flavor of Sluts: Season 2 will be the best thing stroking on TV this year. Looking at the first show will make me wanna watch the commercials to see who the sponsors are I bet the are in no particular order: Remy Red, Hynotiq, Barcadi Twisted, 211, Bombay, Henessey VSOP, Backwoods, Dutch Masters (Vanilla, Strawberry, Apple) Heineken, Corona, Seagrams Knoty Head (you know they need that white), Paul Masson (when they on a budget) Depends (for Something stankin' @#$)Alize' Red, Trojans (they may be a sponsor but I bet Flav goes bare) FTD Florist (which would stand for Fighting Them Dames) over pink beds, The Chuuuuch of Bishop Don Juan (so God can give you the strengh "not to beat this B!%^# @$$") Map Quest (so you'll know it 54th and Crenshaw) and don't forget Chap Stick for those who may want some Lip Chap.
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LMAO! What's wrong? Don't be scuurrd....lol
Posted by: 2rttn4u at August 8, 2006 10:15 AM
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lol, never scuurrd, as u put it, it just doesnt concern me, I'm far from big...
It'snot about who is big and who isn't. I ain't "big" either. It's about a statement that had nothing to do with someone's size. So, I made a comment.
I know you not big (Slim) I gather that from the name....I was just laughing at you from the other day when ya'll got all heated over big/small girls.....tha's all....
I ain't mad a Somethin for letting the kiddies loose. Hell looking at Flav can making any woman lose control of her bowels.
I felt a little dirty after watching the show. I erased it from my dvr quickly and acted like it never happend. This show is so wrong but I can't wait to the next episode!
:STORMY
LMFAO
"I ain't mad a Somethin for letting the kiddies loose. Hell looking at Flav can making any woman lose control of her bowels. "
Everyone is ashamed that they watch this show. I heard no chatter at work during the first season until after the reunion show. That's when one person in a meeting admitted to watching it. I was appalled that she commented on the show in "mixed" company. It turned out that even one of the white folks was a faithful viewer. So I thought ok, I can talk to people at work about the show. Then this season they get even more ghetto than the last, which I didn't think was possible. Now I'm scared to admit I watch it every week, several times a week once again.
I'm alreay itchin like a crack head waiting for next week's show when these stupid hoes actually shake they azzez for an array of rappers who think they ain't ish, but what they are. Damn.
stormy that is so true flav is one ugly mofo.
Bird,
I caught the re-run last night!
:)
I ain't mad at "54th and Crenshaw" for reppin...Do you mama...I don't think I laughed so hard for an hour and a half..I just wanna know why she talk like she runs a brothel....!!
And while that was funny,I advise all yall to go to VH1.com and check out that trailer....
Ya girl Deelishis(reppin Detroit)is getting ready to be a problem.....she's like the bodyguard of Beautiful...forreal...!! She really putting the smackdown..she had Buckwild crying like a true valley girl....
i guess buckwild aint as ghetto as she claims to be. she tries too hard.
I was wondering if that was Buckwild getting slapped around. I just didn't think it could be her. I was trying to give girly credit for having grown up in the hood instead of assuming she was a wigger. The white girls from my hood would have handled that. She talkin a about she was scared. Hoodrats ain't scared to fight! So she a fake azz wigga. I want her gone for real.