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Run's House: Never Can Say Goodbye

Posted on August 18, 2006 10:04 AM

No, no, n-no now...

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In easily the most poignant and touching episode of "Run's House" to date, Chief Runbone and tribe have to find a way to deal with the age-old notion that De Lawd giveth and De Lawd taketh away. Angela and Vanessa fly the coop while Justine's oven-roaster is browning.

I was glad to see bum-ass Jojo finally get some of that Van Wilder treatment I was talkin about before. His little punk ass didn't even wanna clean his room. The nerve of that unappreciative nigga.

Oooh, and he sucks his thumb. Look no further for the root of his dental problems.

Russy is acting just like daddy! The whole "it's a boy" routine was awesome. I see that, if nothing else, all of the Runlets excel in the area of psychological torture. Big Runbone is the organ grinder and Russy is the monkey, indeed.

While we're personifying shit, I have to admit you guys have been right on the money. Diggy DOES sound like Duck Tales... And he's a cold, cold motherfucker.
Okay, so back to the crux of this episode. Angela and Vanessa both want their freedom. While Angie just wants to live and school in the city (NY on Daddy's dime), Vanessa wants to go to Los Angeles to actively and aggressively pursue her acting career... and a dick sandwich.

Run fears that those Simmons girls are on their way to Hilton-dom. Despite all the jokes I make on these uppity negroes, I take my hat off to Van. She nobly wants to go make her own way like every other working actor. Besides, nigga. She been fuckin. I got the torn and sullied drawers to prove it.

Angela, on the other hand... Look at this grimy bitch gaming these kids on the poodle. She pullin a "Lil Nigga Ain't Mine." So foul! What's fouler? How you gonna name the dog Flavor Flav? Fuckin Foofy? Brigette Nielsen has destroyed Foofy as a dog's name like Hitler spurred the sharp decline in children being born Adolf. Foofy now means sad, cracked-out black bastard.

Eh, who knows the dog's past?

Run's gamin Russy like Angela... Or is it the other way around? Awww. Still, his self-realization session is easily Run's best convo of the season. Maybe I should give Russell the Muse more credit. You gotta have your mind right and your head on swivel around Captain GameBoy.

Quote of the episode: "You're the last superstar in 1st class, Rev."

As everything works out so harmoniously in the end (like a very early Christmas), my homie G pretty much floored me with crack of the night:

"This is what Good Times should have been like."

Damn, son.

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Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • jalen says...
  • first

  • August 18, 2006 10:58 AM
  • DAMN says...
  • I didn't even see the episode last night. I notice less and less people are posting in your blog. I think it's time you stop dissin' this family and be more unbiased or you are going to find yourself in the fucking unemployment line.

  • August 18, 2006 11:11 AM
  • Young Guice says...
  • Good episode as usual, I hope they do another season. Its funny, and it keeps moving. Don't really pay that much attention to your disses on the show, cause hell.....its a GOOD FUCKIN SHOW !!! Can we get a blog with less hate, and more ACCURATE INFO, please ? Yes, I'm talking to all you SOHH.com writers !!! Your not bloggers, your HATERS.....

  • August 18, 2006 11:29 AM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • I've kinda fell off on this show, but never that on this blog, this is stll that shit. There's just better shit on now Flav of Love, The Wire, Weeds...fuck the Simmonsesss, lmao.

  • August 18, 2006 12:04 PM
  • TahJack50n says...
  • RUNS HOUSE IS A GOOD SHOW ITS BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER CELEB REALITY SHOWS!! SUCH AS H-TOWN CHICK ((LETOYA))!! BUT RUNS HOUSE NEEDS ANOTHER SEASON!! CHEA!!
    =TAH=

  • August 18, 2006 12:29 PM
  • 2rttn4u says...
  • I just wondering why do they have to be "uppity negroes"? Is it because he is actually being a father to his children? Is it because he has a wife and not a baby mama? Is it because he provide guidance a love to his family?
    Or maybe, because they go to church as family. No, I know, it's because he is not on TV acting like Flava Flav! No? How about because he can send his daughter to whatever university she chooses and still have change let over to get her an apartment and a dog to go with it? Damn, I guess it's a "uppity negro" thing...

  • August 18, 2006 12:47 PM
  • prettylou says...
  • Ron Mexico, i expect the hate from the bloggers, but not you. Not one of your best. This is a strong black family, and your shitting on them. Leave the jokes to the comedians boss. Uppity Negros, damn.
    Thats foul, your losing it mexico. Ya talkin like a cracka right now

  • August 18, 2006 2:52 PM
  • prettylou says...
  • Ron Mexico, i expect the hate from the bloggers, but not you. Not one of your best. This is a strong black family, and your shitting on them. Leave the jokes to the comedians boss. Uppity Negros, damn.
    Thats foul, your losing it mexico. Ya talkin like a cracka right now

  • August 18, 2006 2:53 PM
  • DaMN says...
  • Vanessa wants to go to Los Angeles to actively and aggressively pursue her acting career... and a dick sandwich.


    tHAT HAS TO BE THE BEST LINE I EVA HEARD FROM U, HAD ME ROLLIN

  • August 18, 2006 3:24 PM
  • BlazeMcHerbs says...
  • Why everybody shit in Italic?


    Mad funny once again, good lookin Ron Mex

  • August 18, 2006 3:26 PM
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  • August 18, 2006 4:53 PM
  • Whateva says...
  • I've kinda fell off on this show, but never that on this blog, this is stll that shit. There's just better shit on now Flav of Love, The Wire, Weeds...fuck the Simmonsesss, lmao.

    Posted by: Lowedwn at August 18, 2006 12:04 PM

    I thought the new episodes of the Wire didn't start til September? Damn don't tell me I been missing them.

  • August 18, 2006 5:11 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • Nah you ain't missing the new episodes yet, it starts Sept. 10th. But it's never too early to re-up. B-more is Marlo's town now.

  • August 18, 2006 5:36 PM
  • sdash says...
  • u niggaz crack me up.. keep dissing the simmons so i can laugh my lungs out coz i m high..

  • August 18, 2006 6:01 PM
  • michael says...
  • Run's house is the shit, so all you niggaz dissin it should be shot. The hataz must die and the lovaz must trive, asta lavista baby. IM chief J runbone, biatch. FUfi fufi fufi fufi fufi

  • August 18, 2006 6:48 PM
  • the rom says...
  • fuck runs house run up these nutz

  • August 18, 2006 7:01 PM
  • your girl says...
  • It was a good episode! They were on TRL this week and they said they just signed on for a third season.I think that was so sweet what run did for Angela. I can understand what he was saying about Vanessa going to L.A but I'm glad he realized they are not babies anymore.

  • August 18, 2006 8:54 PM
  • mayor says...
  • I really like that show its my fav on mtv www.anrroom.com

  • August 19, 2006 10:03 AM
  • Cori says...
  • I love Run's House!! It gives these Parents who are scared to be Parents a blueprint. I just wish everybody take away the message it is trying to convey. It's not about getting your kids what they want... It's about letting them grow up and being supportive as they get older.

  • August 19, 2006 10:59 AM
  • the rom says...
  • woever wrote the blog they said they fucked who vanessa or jojo, foreal stop hatin, i am so tired of this hatin

  • August 19, 2006 11:05 AM
  • Smokie says...
  • CLOSE THE ITALICS TAG!

    Great show.

  • August 19, 2006 1:22 PM
  • Ray says...
  • Its amazing to me that i can read all that bullshit in you Gar-Bithch ass blog and all you do is hate on this family. I can bet you a lot of us blacks would love to come from a family like that...when can make choices of what we want to be and pursue avenues. That man single-handedly made hiphop what it is today. So what if he takes care of his family...Thats what we want our fathers to da. OH, i get it...since there not on TV actin the fuck up or being you typical disfuctional family thats a problem for you. Let me give you some advice, you might want to really start takin a look at this family and what it really is, or else you might find yourself in the unemployment line tryin to get a check to take care of your family. This is Ray just incase you were wondering. Get ya mind right SON....

  • August 19, 2006 4:36 PM
  • Junior says...
  • I didn't even see the episode last night. I notice less and less people are posting in your blog. I think it's time you stop dissin' this family and be more unbiased or you are going to find yourself in the fucking unemployment line.

    _______________________________________

    LMAO U TOOK THE WORDS RITE OUT OF MY MOUTH, THIS FAG RON MEXICO IS ON THE REVS DICK AND HAS BEEN FOR THE WHOLE GOD DAMN TIME THE SHOWS BEEN AIRING

  • August 19, 2006 5:25 PM
  • loleeta says...
  • RON stop hating. I think I speak for everybody that's discussing your stupid ass comments is that you are a certified HATER!

  • August 19, 2006 9:40 PM
  • noneya says...
  • RON MEXICO.....SUCK A FAT ONE!!!

  • August 20, 2006 2:15 PM
  • yoshi says...
  • dis dude sounds lik a hatin ass nerd

  • August 21, 2006 6:07 AM
  • 1crooked_leta says...
  • Why is Joseph Simmons son named 'Russel Jr.' anyway? It should be Joseph Jr., or maybe I'm jus missing something here.

  • August 29, 2006 7:11 PM
  • Tmoney says...
  • For 1crooked_leta ,Rev Run named two of his sons after his brothers and JoJo is Joseph Jr. Russy after Russel and Diggy after his other brother Daniel. So Russel is a Jr., after his uncle. Get it! And people need to really stop hatin on this family. I go to church with them and have been for the past 10 years. They are truly how they are on the show!
    5-4=one

  • September 2, 2006 3:56 PM
  • jocelyn says...
  • diggy i just want you to know i really love you . Your a realy hotty from your futre wife.My real diggy dreams really are a hotty my diggy my hottie hottie hottie . MY hottie sleep tite dont let a cute bug hug you,my hottie.

  • September 3, 2006 4:21 AM
  • max says...
  • what happened to run's house?

  • September 9, 2006 9:34 PM
  • crysco says...
  • You are a complete idiot. And a EXTREME HATER, I might add. When was the last time a white network, gave other little black kids a example of what life can be like for your family if you make it out of the hood. PLUS HOW YOU GONNA HATE "anything dealing with russel simmons, or run". That is the blueprint for everyone else in the game today. I bet your fat, broke, and havent dated a DIMEPEICE, such as vannessa Simmons......Ever!

    Dummy

  • September 17, 2006 12:26 PM
  • me says...
  • You HAVE to be kidding me right? See that's the problem with our kind....instead of sticking together, we hate on each other when we see another doing good. These people gave NO indication of being uppidy....NONE whatsoever! Yes they had some of the finer things, but that's all blessings from God. If you stop being so hateful, perhaps you too can recieve the same blessings. This indicates you're a low life wanksta who have been hustling a long time and aint got nothing! Let me guess....you live in the projects too right? RIGHT!

    They lost the baby this morning...as she was born with her organs outside of her body. Happy now? SADLY I found this crap while online trying to find the full story.

  • September 27, 2006 1:21 PM
  • jojo says...
  • hi diggy jojo what up

  • November 3, 2006 7:40 PM
  • Chroseus says...
  • Death is the grand leveller... Chroseus

  • November 21, 2006 5:27 PM
  • Quinn says...
  • jocelyn i just want you to know that diggy is not your future husband he is mine! mine! mine! Everyone say that your love one tend to look like you after a while but i already do.So back off!! Daniel i love you!!And like i said i will be with you in the future.I love you you Cutie.oh my god i am crazy about Daniel simmons

  • June 1, 2007 9:13 PM
  • Bobby says...
  • MAN! uz a HATER. First off on JoJo. when i was younger i didnt wanna clean my room. 2 dont be dissin on Vanessa just because she wants to persue a career and live a good life and not out somewhere shakin her half naked ass. Then just strait up dont hate on the Simmons just because they live a normal life with a mother AND father, and not like any other disfunctional family actin a DAMN fool on TV. Man u need Jesus. God Bless the Simmons family- Run, Justine, Vanessa, Angela, Jojo, Diggy, Russy. Russell and his kids. KNOW DAT BIATCH

  • August 26, 2007 5:24 PM
  • Nikky says...
  • MAN! uz a HATER. First off on JoJo. when i was younger i didnt wanna clean my room. 2 dont be dissin on Vanessa just because she wants to persue a career and live a good life and not out somewhere shakin her half naked ass. Then just strait up dont hate on the Simmons just because they live a normal life with a mother AND father, and not like any other disfunctional family actin a DAMN fool on TV. Man u need Jesus. God Bless the Simmons family- KNOW DAT BIATCH

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  • December 4, 2007 1:24 PM
  • Aryiana says...
  • I love Vanessa and Angela. They are my rolemodles. I love their Pasty sneakers. Also, good luck to Justine for her jewlry line Brown Sugar. Diggy and Russy are crazy. Good luck to Jojo with Team Black Out. And Rev, keep being you.

  • January 10, 2008 10:04 PM
  • Aryiana says...
  • I love Vanessa and Angela. They are my rolemodles. I love their Pasty sneakers. Also, good luck to Justine for her jewlry line Brown Sugar. Diggy and Russy are crazy. Good luck to Jojo with Team Black Out. And Rev, keep being you.

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