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Run's House: He Looka Like A Rappa!
Posted on August 4, 2006 9:57 AM
My son can rap, right Brooke?
I really know how it feels to be... stressed out, stressed out. On this week's episode of "Run's House," The Good Reb'm GED is looking for ways to deal with the strain of pastorship, fathehood, rapstering and facilitating the creation of ugly ass shoes. Throw into the mix that his oldest sun Jojo has jumped from one bug to yet another and we've got a twisted episode ahead of us. No pun intended.
Jojo... Stick to managing Diggy.
As usual, I enjoyed the beginning of the episode. This time I am gonna commend Run off the bat for his handling of Diggy Rascal. Don't let your kids be nasty just because you're paid. For some reason, some of you bum-ass low-expectation-having niggas think that having a little change is valid reason for letting every facet of life go to complete shit. See how they got us worshipping their green paper, black equal?
Yelling and screaming at people into phones is pretty much exactly what I expect the conduction of bidness to look and sound like over at RSMG. I got something to yell at Mr. Kimora. "Where the fuck is our Redman album, you shriveled up yoga turd?!"
Run's most crucial mistake of the episode was taking Russy with Green Lantern and Big Russell to their older brother's art gallery. How the fuck are you gonna let a child that volatile listen to a story about the man he was named after slapping a nigga in the face with a Subway sandwich? When that crazy little monkey slaps Diggy across the braces with a plate of salmon or some shit, I'm callin a Dennis Edwards. "Don't look any further..."
So, Jojo wants to be a rapper now. He's even got a partner in crime, his buddy Zack. See, what Jojo fails to realize is that when you are the child of some kind of legend and you wish to follow in your parent's footsteps, you don't just assume the role by birthright. You've still got to put in the work, Ken Griffey, jr. Jojo and his buddy sound like they've got about 2-3 weeks of lunchtable experience, yet lil nigga wants to just jump in the studio and cut a record on Def Jam.
Eh... I guess that's about all you need these days. They ain't trying to put out no real rappers anyway. If we have 2 Rihanna albums, Jojo and Tayshaun Prince might be ready to meet with Shawn Carter. If they follow this storyline at all, we might have a subplot rivaling the misadventures of Theo and Cockroach!
Jojo being a shitty rapper is to be expected. What surprised me (I don't know why) was Run teaching nothing about the rap world but stereotype. Jojo is right for once. What the fuck does it mean to "look like a rapper?" What did Run have in mind? Was he gonna go into the Blackula-closet and break out a couple of Adidias track suits for these little niggas?
Strangely enough on the playback, the first thing I thought was... these niggas sound like EPMD. It was a little creepy to hear Runbone compare Jojo to Erick Sermon damn near simultaneously. Unfortunately, they sound like the EPMD that Run used to let open for him. That's not a good thing, as it's 2006... and 20-year-old EPMD records are still leaps and bounds more advanced than anything Jojo and Zack can come up with. Go to school little nigga! You gonna fuck around, be 21 and cut off on some black Van Wilder shit.
Either that, or your cock-blocking dad is gonna make sure your demo neeeeeever makes it to Def Jam. It sounds like Run is a believer and wants to champion their cause himself. Jojo, you're fucked! Your Kid 'N Play routine is gonna be on the next Count Chocula Mixtape.
Finally: Oh, Justine. Sweet, simple, hungry Justine. Them TAG body spray commercials ain't real, baby! *pats her head like a retarded child* This broad scared that hoes gonna be falling from the sky all over her meal ticket if he goes to yoga with some nice deodorant on because of some damn commercial. All TAG does is cover up white non-showering frat boy funk. Justine Simmons could be anyone's case in-point for reproduction screening. Besides, hoes are falling all over Run because he's Run... and they've seen the show. Nigga is paid.
Someone to count on... in a world ever-changing...
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Okay enough about that episode, all I have to say is when is Run's oldest daughter gonna leave the house? Because as soon as Run takes the chastity belt off her, every heterosexual dude (including me) will be sizing her up as wifey material. Yes homies she is wifey material because her upbringing included two loving parents & her family values are up to par.
JoJo and Zack got a combined 2-3 weeks of rap experience? Shoot, D4L, Young Dro, and 'dem aspire to have that kind of experience under their gaudy, iced out, Confederate flag-draped belts, one day.
Just 2 cents:
I couldn't believe when they said that Russell threw the damn sandwich in the man's face at Subway after he made it. Pure ignorance! I would expect something like that from saddity ass Kimora but not him. Humm, I'm glad it wasn't me.
And also, I think Jojo's flow was kinda cool.
Go to school little nigga! You gonna fuck around, be 21 and cut off on some black Van Wilder shit.
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Damn Ron, you one funny ass Messican. I wish the Messicans out here was as funny as you.
When that crazy little monkey slaps Diggy across the braces with a plate of salmon or some shit, I'm callin a Dennis Edwards. "Don't look any further..."
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Thats funny as hell. You might have lost some of the young'uns with that Dennis Edwards reference!
Yall haters! Jojo is making that paper and hes nice. just cuz hes making more paper than yall dont mean you gotta hate. I actually cant wait till his release date.
Damn Ron, just ending it on high as note this week huh...Theo & Cockroach, lmmao, and that nigga do look like mini Tayshaun Prince
Now that Redman and E.Sermon done been brought up...what up w/ a Def Squad album, and Where's Keith Murray?
ANOTHER CLASSIC!!!
But you left out the best part of the show.
At the end when Run and Justine are lying in bed, and Justine gets excited about Mexican food.
'Enchiladas!!!!'
Shit had me rollin.
Diggy is a funny lil dude though. Lil nigga said Run was a 'Yoga School Dropout'!!!!
Downward facing dog.
I love the show, by the way, but what i wanna know is, how can run think that little song was hot when he didn't hear the whole thing, like he was saying it was hot after the first 30 seconds of the song.......and the song is decent, for them, but in reality, it isn't anything, the flows from what we heard were nothing special at all..then again, most rappers out these days have horrible flows and can't really rap, i mean anyone can rhyme words, but it takes more to really "Rap"....like paul wall and his what it do, i am posted up, candy paint lines in every song he has and sorry ass mike jones, and d4l(laffy taffy, worst song in the history of music) etc etc just to name a few
'Enchiladas!!!!'
'Enchiladas!!!!'
'Enchiladas!!!!'
'Enchiladas!!!!'
'Enchiladas!!!!'
'Enchiladas!!!!'
Ha Ha HA!!
Hey remember on the episode before when she was tryin to FORCE FEED her son that damn ICE CREAM!! LOL
Fuck this blog they gettin worse and worse!!!
I didn't wanna mention the enchiladas because her obsession with food is getting a little repetitive
and scary.
Hate to break the news but only the 2 youngest boys are Justine's actual children. The 3 older kids are from Run's 1st marriage to his childhood sweetheart Val. They also were raised by Val after she and RUN separated then divorced.
Let's not forget this is a scripted show although I've known Run for a very looooooong time and he's really just being himself. Those 2 little boys definitely have his energy but the older ones are just playing along for the show's sake.
u spelled fatherhood wrong
justine is too fuckin fascinated with food. You are suppose to eat to live not live to eat. She is also slow as hell I know she had rough time in school.
Jo jo homeboy do look like a fake ass Tayshaun Prince.
Hate to break the news to you Nimrod, but we knew that! A few episodes ago the oldest 3 kids, actually went to thier mom's house in the Bronx. And on the first episode last year, they said that Justine was the mom to the youngest two. But MTV choses not to focus on this, they didn't even show Angela's mom when she graduated or at her party last year.
if justine likes food so damn much then she can come over and get some nutz..(pun intended)
and jojo needs to spend his dads money and be happy because nigga can't rap...but angela and vanessa could both take turns tasting my Enchiladas!!!!!
Thanks Gina. Unlike myself you actually watch the show. Good for you.
*pats her head like a retarded child*
LMAO I look forward to the runs house blogs from u Ron Mexico U always deliver the funny shit .
Off top the episode was funny. Jo Jo can't rap but I beat you he can dj. No disrespect to JMJ but I swear every episode Jo Jo look more and more like JMJ.
If Jo Jo and his boy add a lean wit it rock wit and a snap yo fingers they'll be number one on every station and that's just sad...
Oh what the fuck is up with Jo Jo calling run Daddy so much. He says it like he's unsure.
Oh what the fuck is up with Jo Jo calling run Daddy so much. He says it like he's unsure.
...they didn't even show Angela's mom when she graduated or at her party last year.
Posted by: Gina at August 4, 2006 08:12 PM
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i was wondering why they didn't show her mom. but was her real mom there at all? or did mtv just chose to not show her on camera?
They probably didn't show her (Val) for any # of reasons. Maybe she's not interested in being on camera. Also, it just complicates things for the viewer.
The show is set up as if Justine raised those 3 and that isn't exactly correct but it's only Television.
Jo Jo is kind of dark considering his mom and dad both come from entirely light skinned families but to me I see a resemblance.
I don't watch the show often but the 2 or 3 times I saw it I thought it was better than expected. Run is a born entertainer so he can hold any audience captive.
It's more or less a Hip Hop "Father Knows Best" or Cosby Show. It's entertaining while portraying decent family values so it's cool with me.
certain people should NOT have reality shows. for example, certain 'ex' celebrities leave an image on you which is what you admire and made you like them for whatever reason. then come these reality shows that come and take that image right out and leave you dissapointed. imagine jim carey coming out with a reality to only find out he's the biggest a-hole. just an example, but I'm just sayin.
Was those to little n***** snapping there finger. I see they not on there New York ish. better sign to D4L records, and bypass DEFJAM
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Strangely enough on the playback, the first thing I thought was... these niggas sound like EPMD. It was a little creepy to hear Runbone compare Jojo to Erick Sermon damn near simultaneously. Unfortunately, they sound like the EPMD that Run used to let open for him. That's not a good thing, as it's 2006... and 20-year-old EPMD records are still leaps and bounds more advanced than anything Jojo and Zack can come up with. Go to school little nigga! You gonna fuck around, be 21 and cut off on some black Van Wilder shit.
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wtf is in justine's throat? cough that shit up you big hungry high yellow bitch! damn her fuckin voice kills me! and she even passed it down to them lil monkies!
and is she really pregnant? i didnt get to see that episode. but damn stop pushin kids outta that tired pussy.
and jojo go get the invisble line braces shit cus i hate lookin at your gap and 2 front long teeth.
all dem kids got buck teeth. angela talks like shes retarded. vanessa talks to damn fast...fuck man the whole family sounds like the fuckin ducks from duck tales. and russell that thick tongue, salvia spittin nigga gonna throw a sandwich in somebody's face? ahh hell to da muthafuckin naw! somebody needs to feed kimora's fat pregnant rolly polly neck! russell's kids are gonna have speech problems also.
fuckin siddy niggas.
WE SHOULDNT NEVA GAVE THESE NIGGAS MONEY!!!
BLACK RAPPER GO TO TERROR RAPPER.
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Diggy is a spoiled brat! JoJo can't rap, and I want both of Runs daughters.
Usually I dont participate in these blogs but Im getting disgusted with all of the hating. Yes the kids are spoiled....they're father is rich. Why do you guys week after week speak down on this family? 99.1-99.9 will probably never see that kind of money nor have it at your disposal as they do. So enjoy it for the entertainment it brings and when the show goes off return to your past due bills and your empty bank accounts and imagine what they are doing and that precise second.
Some of yall niggas need hocked on phonics cause i yall aint putting complete sentences. Gang you are one of them niggas. get yo mind right.
DAMN see what happens when you are a smart ass. my bad for fuckin up my top post but yall know what i mean... homeboy's comment is confusing.
the blacula closet?! ur a damn fool for that one. almost got me in trouble on the job.
Theo an Cockroach, lol Whatever u wanna say the show still entertaining..Justine is the 06 Jessica Simpson, she has to be on sum kind of meds fo real...
All yall slow up their.. If yall aint talking slow you guys are constantly repeating nah meannn, or no what i sayn sun god yo..... Shit stupid.
IGNORANT!
first of all, some of you need to go back to english class and learn how to talk. stop talking ghetto.personally i like the show and justine is my admirer, she got a damn good man with money, how many of yall can say that. yall need to stop hating on the black rich families, and lets be happy for them. i wish that i had a family like rev. run. black people need to stick together and not hate on the black ones that are doing good. peace!!
This is the best t.v show that i have ever seen i really admire angela
DiGgY n JoJo aRe dAyUm fYn!!
AWwW n LiL rUsSyZ sO kUtE! x0x
what is jojo & zack's song called?
&& when is it on release?
Run's House is one of the most inspirational reality shows thus far on any channel. I am proud to say that, I have received & continue to get a lot of wisdom from the show. I especially like his words of wisdom at the end of each episode. My mother taught me that it is nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice. Run, Justine, Vanessa, Angela, JoJo, Russell & Diggy continue success with the upcoming new season.
Peace Be Unto You All,
Michael A. Harris III
Why are so many people on this blog being so mean? I guess if Run and his family were on television spouting off curse words and being "gangsta" then you would like it better? Who in the heck is Ron Mexico? Who are you to judge? Rev. Run is so genuine and he is truly a man of God. For all the bloggers who think Justine is so slow...please tell me that you realize that she is just joking around 100% of the time with what she says. If you don’t, then who’s the slow one? You don't see her smiling at the end of the little comments? Trust, she's no dummy-for starters, she was smart enough to marry RICH ! How much money do you have? My goodness, the terrible comments about the children-for God's sakes, THEY ARE CHILDREN! Some of you need to get a grip and grow up. Children are learning and growing. What good comes from saying terrible things about children? Does it make you feel better about yourself? There has got to be a reason-please fill me in. So what if JoJo isn't a great rapper? He's six freakin' teen! He will learn and grow and if rap is his passion he'll develop skills and get better, duh? Remember Michael Jordan-in high school someone thought he sucked...Man, people, read the Bible-get a little blood in your souls and just freakin' be nice. This is terrible. The entire family is to be commended for their presence on the show. Angela, Vanessa, JoJo & Diggy are articulate and extremely cultured. Dogging out someone's accent, OMG, please go find something better to do.
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