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Midweek Madness: How To Eat Watermelon
Posted on August 29, 2006 9:00 AM
He'll show you how to do this, sonnnnn!
Get your rind on.
...and don't put sticks in the fuckin corn on the cob either, motherfuckers!
I can't front like I don't desecrate the goodness by hollowing it out and makin a serious rum punch.
In addition to activist Petey Greene's PSA on the divine fruit of the negro, here are today's Method Man selections!
Wu-Tang Clan - "Method Man" - How can you front on that? Group debut album with not only a solo track AND lead off single, but it's named after the nigga.
Method Man & Redman - "How High" - They shoulda never let these niggas smoke on the tour bus!
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This nigga look snorted....Cooning at it's finest
Well, I for one have never put liquor or salt on my watermelon (salt on peaches is a good look though).
What I want to know is how Petey Greene got his own show? In Washington D.C. of all places!
This takes us back to slavery and shit. I do not even eat watermelon, I'll eat watermelon flavored sherbet or slushie, but no way in hell a fruit watermelon. How about a side of fried chicken my good tar baby chap.
Wow....I think Mr. King is rolling in his grave right now.
>>Wow....I think Mr. King is rolling in his grave right now.
wtv man do your homework and read about petey greene, he was an activist and worked to elevate the black community in washington d.c...
the man kept it real and didn't shuck and jive for no one, that's what's truly up.
Did someone say watermelon...mmmmmm mmmmm, I'm back in game the game baby...LMMFAO
LMAO!!!Coonery at it's finest. THIS is the dude the seargent shoulda kilt in "A Soldier's Story".
I'm just trying to figure out why this clip keeps resurfacing. I've seen it like 8 times in the past week. Apparently dude was a regionally famous civil rights activist. Don Cheadle is currently filming a movie based on his life, playing the lead role.
Petey Greene was passionate, wise and funny...a DC legend...Don Cheadle will be portraying him in an upcoming movie about Petey Greene's life.
Nico... thanks. I didn't think Petey would be so far over folks' heads... so I included what he does in today's posting.
He might be a DC legend....but dat nigga still had me crying laughing.......oh yeah....watermelon is good..so is chicken...& ima always eat it....dont give a cot damn wut ppl salad...now go eat your salads...u Neyo's...lol
*what ppl say.....
sorry..got watermelon on the brain this morning....anybody got a free pack of red or grape kool aid for me?
" just a TWANG of salt " LMAO!
so why do people villainize something as healthy and delicious as watermelon just because of white folk. Always letting them manipulate us and turn us off of the good things. Petey is trying to get your attention, wake you up. Read between the lines and quite being so damn sensitive.
Yo Ma, watermelon is villianize because of the history. when blacks took breaks from slavin it up, they probably ate watermelon. and white people was thinkin we love the shit. so when we do shit like this nigga just did, it looks like some slavery shit. this nigga might as well give a class on cooking greens and chittlins. make an episode on how to grease your fro. aint nuthin wrong with watermelon though, that shit is good as fuck.
Get ya boy a forty, slice of watermelon, shit fuck it, i want a piece of chicken now too and dont be janky with the hot sauce. Add a blunt and big booty white bitch and its what........nigga heaven.
This nigga is sitting in the Black Panther Official Wicker Chair talking about eating watermelon!!!!! Eating watermelon!!!!
I guess Food Network shot this pilot down.
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LMAO!!!Coonery at it's finest. THIS is the dude the seargent shoulda kilt in "A Soldier's Story".
Posted by: skdamc at August 28, 2006 11:30 AM
Damn. That's gotta be worth 10 points.
CBW... That is DEFINITELY the black panther chair. Petey was bout it.
...and fuck all the bullshit! I'm eating my watermelon! Word to Yessir!
Blackface=coonery
Literally makin a fool out of yourself for the SOLE purpose of amusing white folk=coonery
Me enjoyin a muhfuckinn watermelon?= GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!
If you are scared to tear down a watermelon in front of white people simply because of how they'll perceive you then you are a biatch!!!! If white people can 1. Engage in the God awful act of Kareoke singing, IN PUBLIC! 2. Commit acts of fagotry when drunk and 3.Sunbathe naked in public with skin that looks like uncooked chicken, without caring about what Blacks think then why would I give them the power of givin a shit about what them muhfukas think about me inhalin a watermelon!!!! Shit! I'll do the shit in front of em' HOPIN they laugh so as to give me a reason to slap the ever loving shit out of them! Laugh at that bitch boy!
and oh yeah...YO MOMMA!
I guess Food Network shot this pilot down.
Posted by: c b w at August 29, 2006 02:22 PM
Hahahaha, that's funny. I can just picture it on the Food Network "30 minute Stereotypical Meals".
I can't laugh at this though, Cause next they'll have some mexican dude discussing what foods are permissable rolled up in a tortilla.
P.S. Mexicans eat their watermelon with lemon and salt.
When did Petey Wheatstraw, oops I mean Petey Greene have a show? I don't eat watermelon, but I didn't know there was any other way to eat it. I have never seen a watermelon fruit salad at any function I have ever been to. We keep is real in Moneyapolis MN.
Mos Def on the racial draft chapplle show
"I can just picture it on the Food Network "30 minute Stereotypical Meals".
Posted by: edgar that mexican guy at August 29, 2006 07:03 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
30 Minute Stereotypical Meals hosted by Rudy Ray Moore. Rachel Ray was supposed to be the host, but he pimp smacked the shit out of her with fresh asparagus and a mango chutney.
Meth's cd is fire!! Give it sum airplay n sumthin mite happen
30 Minute Stereotypical Meals hosted by Rudy Ray Moore. Rachel Ray was supposed to be the host, but he pimp smacked the shit out of her with fresh asparagus and a mango chutney.
Posted by: c b w at August 30, 2006 09:23 AM
Now that's funny
very!
CBW > Jerry Rice
I have a question sort of unrelated...
Are white people the only ones who eat ambrosia salad? Or is that is a south thing?
Sorry, i was watching Edward Scissorhands when this thought occured.
A tree is known by its fruit... Gillam
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