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Justin Timberlake feat. Timbaland - "Sexyback" video
Posted on August 16, 2006 9:00 AM
Preface: Timbo will do anything for a check. He's 2-for-2 this season. Keep fuckin around, they gon change that Tim to Sam.
There was a time when Justin Timberlake’s banana cake ass could have gotten just about any woman in the U.S. to do his cornrows. Times are looking hard as hell as Justin fuckin Timberlake has to go through some Matrix shit to get some burn. He claims to be bringing “Sexyback,” [watch it now] when in fact, lil’ homie is bringing creepy back.
Sorry, I couldn’t turn the letters around like in his wayyyy cooool posters. We ain’t got that kind of budget at SOHH.
What the fuck is this nigga (Yes, I’m gonna fulfill his life’s dream and call him “nigga” today) doin with this “James Bond the Sexual Predator” routine? Shit is like “Dr. No Means No.” Somebody saw "American Psycho" and got a little ahead of themselves. Whips and chains? Is that what Cameron Diaz taught your young, malleable ass? I say thee nay. J.T. the Bigga Wigga is bringing creepy back.
Who directed this video? R. Kelly? I smell Kells’ self-explanatory, completely unapologetic freakiness all over this. Justin is pretty much telling us not to be surprised when he is arrested one night for tying a chick up and burning her with his Dutch Master.
"I’m Rick James, bitch!"
It’s like some twisted Stefane Urquelle episode. Fuck that two-step to “For The Cool In You.” Stef’s gonna make sure Laura doesn’t forget those bug eyes.
Timbaland couldn’t come along for this ride. He on Deebo status now. When he steps into the room, a white woman no longer thinks, “Oooh, a cornbread music show!” Timbaland look like he might fuck her in the ear… Blow a bitch brains out or something.
Ron Mexico: So, Nelly. What was it like shooting the first video with the new Timbaland?Nelly Furtado: [shouting] WHAT?!
RM: Oh, my damn.
So this is the motherfucker that’s supposed to bring sexy back? Riiiiight… Him and Lance Bass might be the niggas that bring androgyny back… But sexy? Nah… Not this one.
Eh, I’ll leave you with a Dennis Miller/Monday Night Football moment for “niggas.”
I do. I love black people.
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the video is confusing is thier suppose to be multiple of him and that girl he was wit is not sexy at all
For some strange reason I dig this song. J.T. for an even stranger reason, really wants to be BLACK, but without being BLACK. I guess Tim figured "ok since you tagged along in Nelly's video I'll throw you a bone and let you swing from my pole as you try to bring Sexyback" I was waiting for Cameron Diaz to whip him at the end of the vid 2.
P.S.
FIRST!!!!
this is wack
anyone could have "sang" this sexyback song
hes just jumping on the Timbaland backpack to cash in on whats hot
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That photo of Timberlake is just CREEPY!! That's the gayest sh** I've seen in my life. That is NOT sexy! He lost me as a fan when he punked out on Janet. YUCK!
I hate this song. Its sounds like a gay athem or something and the track sounds a little old.
This song and video is so to the fucking left its HOT !!! Nothing out sounds like this shit, and for some reason its real addictive. I guess he setting hisself apart from all the damn Usher comparisons. Plus, he a M-Town representer !!! Do It Kid....
JT is a wigger plain and simple! I think some of the shit he's done in the past is cool, but that pic up there looks like he's internet advertising for a sugar daddy. I try to stay off the R&B blogs but when I saw that pic I had too laugh. Cameron Diaz probably took that pic and sent it to Demi Moore or Diane Lane. Them old, sexy white chicks like young dudes.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Im so glad I aint the only one that thought this shit was eerie. There was something real "Bodysnatchers" bout this shit. First, the song itself is enough to have your ass lookin around IN THE CAR, lol and the video is on some Vulcan mind control type steez. Dude! Do NOT look directly into the screen!
Lance bass must b enjoyin tht pose..
But i can't hate tha song..itz dope coz its different not tha average shit we keep on hearing recycled.
Jon B. needs to come back and end this dude's career. lol
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JUGG
" I say thee nay." LMAO
Samboland does it again. This shit sounds like it should be on the Blade soundtrack. Shit makes me want to kill some vampurrs.
The lyrics don't make any sense to me...shit Kells prolly WROTE the song too. Dirty Babe?
How are you going to have no dancing in this video? You fuckin' shittin me?
I bet if you played this at a club you will definitely see female booty shakin. And I'm all for that!
I'm not gonna front, I like this song and I like Justin. But on the other hand I'll give you a million dollars if ANYONE can tell me what the hell is going on in this video. I still don't understand the plot.
Dude Jt is not black we know that, he`s just like me from the burbs but keep it real in streets! Im not in Brooklyn at night time but I drive through the hood during the day and honk my horn at the corner hustlers! Im a white boy that love black bitches and black music wassup ladies im also an inspired rapper I`ve sent 58audition tapes for the past 5years and did not get a respond i guess im too good for em? but check this freestyle out yo yo yo my name is Whiteboy I gets dough/ ur girl don`t like me then she must be a hoe/ i`ll take a black bitch to the hood/ and ill show how to live good/ i don`t a big dick like a black guy/ but if size matters then BYE!
RECORD LABELS GET AT ME!
Dude Jt is not black we know that, he`s just like me from the burbs but keep it real in streets! Im not in Brooklyn at night time but I drive through the hood during the day and honk my horn at the corner hustlers! Im a white boy that love black bitches and black music wassup ladies im also an inspired rapper I`ve sent 58audition tapes for the past 5years and did not get a respond i guess im too good for em? but check this freestyle out yo yo yo my name is Whiteboy I gets dough/ ur girl don`t like me then she must be a hoe/ i`ll take a black bitch to the hood/ and ill show how to live good/ i don`t a big dick like a black guy/ but if size matters then BYE!
RECORD LABELS GET AT ME!
Posted by: Whiteboy at August 16, 2006 12:12 PM
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What the HELL are you talking bout if your white why are you calling my black wmoen bitches. If I say white women are nothing but slut buckets you would be upset. Black people get it together don't let them destory us
'Shit makes me want to kill some vampurrs.'
Ha ha!!!!!
The song is garbage.
I'm feeling this song. Who cares about the video (ohhhhhhh, whoops, apparently that works for CASSIE and ASHANTI fans). this song is futuristic and is a break from the norm, just how music should be..
tired of the same ol' boring crap played on radio! Also, I've heard this song played in the club once, and everyone (men and women of all colors) were going CRAZY. Surefire hit!
regardless if yall like the song or JT in general, the album will probably be the #1 selling album of 2006 and JT will be laughing at all the haters while he cashes his million dollar checks!
When I first saw this video I was disappointed for not seeing a single dance routine, but I did like the video. Now everytime I see it I hate it more and more. Heres why:
The song has nothing to so wit being a russian spy.
Fix the damn tvs!. If I wanted to watch static I'd put my tv on channel 125. Showing static would make sence if the song was called "Cableback" or something.
Now Sam a.k.a. Sambo is in the tv. What is this? White noise? *thinks: well this is a Justin Timberlake video*
That is some awful lesbian action. Man get uncut back (no homo).
Yo, JT whats up with the hand?! Did u just touch a spiderweb or something?
Disco balls....nuff said
Wait...was that g using a urinal? Damn JT, did Lance direct this?
Ok so how the rest of the video is filled with random shots to make it edgy.
Surprise, surprise the girl goes into his room, and left him the gift that keeps on giving...explosives.
The ending. What in the hell. Who is that in the chair? It didn't look like Sambo (which would have made more sence). Was it JT? Joey Fatone? The woman? I guess we'll never know
This song is proof that everything different aint dope.
and Timbaland, PLEASE get rid of the yes men that have for some god awful reason convinced you that shit like this is tight and get back to making the HOT SHIT!!!!!
cuz this joint sounds like the official theme music for an out of the closet faggot conversion.
That "sexy back" is very Prince to me. Oh yeah, wasn't JT talking shit about Kanye?
What the HELL are you talking bout if your white why are you calling my black wmoen bitches. If I say white women are nothing but slut buckets you would be upset. Black people get it together don't let them destory us
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lol crackheads... omg they are going to destroy us! blame everyone but yourselves! you do realize you lose when you are paranoid all the time, right?
I am very disappointed with this video. I love the song though. I'm glad I heard the song before I seen the video because I don't think I would have thought much of it.
Who directed this shit, it's straight garbage. I can't remember who posted up top with the question "How can there be no dancing in the video"? That's what I was thinking.
I'm not that big of a JT fan, but he was speaking the truth on what he said about Kanye. All he do is sample. I'm not kkocking his work, he makes hits, but I can't think of one that is original.
Get Ya Mind Right
lol crackheads... omg they are going to destroy us! blame everyone but yourselves! you do realize you lose when you are paranoid all the time, right?
Posted by: blah at August 16, 2006 01:49 PM
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Not at all you more aware when you see things that as the world see them as good but are really the most racial things in the world. whites might like favor of love but if you look at it this cat went from fight the power to if I act like this and fullfill these sterotypes I can have power.
Mmm Think About It Or Be A Victim
WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE.........The song is tight.
The video is WACK!
The problem with this shit is these cats get to date some actresses, do a movie or two and then want to translate that shit into their videos. Don't get me wrong the video is very sleek,stylish,club neuveau,noir whatever...But all I expect out of you(Ursher,Ne-Yo,Chris Brown yadda yadda yadda...) is to sing and dance. Do all of that other stuff after if and when you catch a brick and get out of your "artistic" phase.
Four words...Cut That Shit Out!
Finally, Timbo will always find a way to try and be Morpheus in someone's video at any cost.
what is up with this dude???
maybe I just dont get this video formula...
A dash of "action adventure"
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a sprinkle of rape fantasies
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Some stalking in the unisex(?) bathrooms
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"Bringing SexyBack"???
my math aint great but it just doesnt add up...
ok ok..WHOA WHOA MAN
ALL IVE READ SO FAR IS THE PREFACE.AND....RON YOU ALREADY WON MY HEART WITH THIS ONE MAN..
TIMBO WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A CHECK 4REAL
HEY STYLEZZ....you took the longest post AGAIN!
im not even gonna try to beat that...
but the song sucks, the video is....
HA!
Timberfake lost his Guest Ghetto Pass a while back..WHO THE HELL GAVE IT TO HIM??
So go back to the drawing board.
my baby JT lookin' pretty cute in the photo^
and he definately got a sexy back ;)
hollllaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Get off his Dick
Yall Are Corny Ass Haterss
LEt The Dude Get His Dough
Keep It Funky
Ok Ron, from reading your dumb ass blog it sounds like you were JT's ex writing out of spite. You're just going off basically on some haterade you sipped earlier.
The ones writing shit about ghetto pass and what not, open your damn eyes and your ears. This song has nothing to do with hip hop or ghetto anything.
Timbaland is an artist as much as a producer. Y'all calling him Sambo n shit. Just because you don't like the song doesn't mean he's doing whack shit for a check. You're not Tim so what tha fuck do you know bout him working for the music or not? Grow up and be adults. This is a diverse world and music is a diverse form of entertainment. Stop trying consistantly keep music in a racial box.
Oh but yeah the video is pretty weak. It's on some crazy shit, so don't expect me to defend that insanity.
I'm bringing sexy back.
Justin Timberlake’s sex suck dick dog.
Pitcure-Gay. Song-bangin! Video-wicky,wicky,WHACK!
can you say awful.that has to be one of the worst videos and singles of this year.justin please retire
All you fuckin haters are whack. this cat is makin money. His last album went 7 times plat. he could buy and sell all yall ass. His last album was produced all by timbaland, neptunes and storch so what fuckin hip hop bandwagon is he jumpin on? Especially when Storch wasnt even a big name 3 years ago. I bet some of you fags still dont know who he is. Get yall music up and stop hatin. Do what he do and maybe yall can see some money too. Now go get back on his nuts and internet watch so you can download his next single to hate. Faggots.
hahaha....at ^^^^
"His last album was produced all by timbaland, neptunes and storch so what fuckin hip hop bandwagon is he jumpin on?"
o yeah..cause..WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?!!
I wonder if Timberfake discovered them?!!?
cause they certainly were nobody when they soldout and produced his last album.
Anyone on here who defends Timberfake is either gay or a girl.
Obviously Timberland figured out what music is being bought and what music is being boot-legged, so more power to him, especially when it is still hot. I don't care what anyone says this song is hot, and so was promiscuous, although I am not feeling this video. Go cop the Clipse remix.
U people need to stop hating on the White guy runnin the R and B charts! We r not racist we gets down too! Yall get mad when we listen to yall shit and wear ur clothing! U dudes need to take a chill pill we took Rock N Roll and Jazz from yall and now u wanna start bitchin? Get out of here dudes Eminem got the rap game on lock, Jt r and B and The Runners wit the beats and my home boy Manifest we takin ur shit like we did to the Native Americans but still much love for yall ahahahahaha
Whiteboy, YOU DON'T HAVE CLUE!!! you are from da burbs, so act like it!! "that's keeping it real" The real peeps on the streets know ain't jack sh** glamourous about that! And who da f**** are u calling black bitches. I'm black and I'll bitch your a** keep talking that crap. Take your ass back to Laguna Beach and shut the F**** up!!
...and another thing, you ain't even black enough to be Eminem. We are not going to allow you to pimp the black dollar by supporting any B/S music you put out so trying going back to community college and finish up on that Associate's so you can get a real job, BURB BOY!!!! Circuit City needs a new Regional Manager.
Is it just me, or did yall think a girl was singing this shit when you first heard it? I didn't know that was Justin singing until the announcer on the radio came on after the song and said, " that's Justin Timberlake's new song SexyBack". I liked Justin's last albuma and all, but if this next one sounds as gay as this first single then i aint coppin it. I mean, for real, didn't that nigga sound like a girl when yall first heard it?
Doesn't Justin always sound like a girl? :-\
Yeah and Em is also poppin pills and loosing his mind trying to fuck wit the realities of the hood. The game got him on mental lock.
Doesn't Justin always sound like a girl? :-\
Posted by: Darth Detox at August 17, 2006 10:13 AM
...and the church says amen.
That JT song is the hottest song out there right now. whether he thinks he's black or not is not the point: he's hot and so is his music!!! the the lame ass rapping white boy: black bitches? you never has black ass in your life!!!
Real hip hop is back!
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Click on the link to listen to the album!
All of you black men out there are jealous of Justin because he's white, he's fine, and black women love him. You are threatened by this white boy who looks better than you and is sexier than you'll ever be. His song is dope, he looks sexy in the video, and I would definitely let him tap this a**.
felt they weren't real. It's in the real world that anxiety takes root." LIKE many people, I get about a dozen emails a day bearing news good and bad. The bad is that my penis is too small, too soft and lacking the endurance to satisfy a fruit fly. The good is I can build a longer, stronger and everlasting erection for a few hundred dollars — by taking miracle pills.
Example: "Get ready to be stopped by women in the street. Your entire image will emanate increased size! This is what you always needed to lead a happier, more fulfilling life."
What's being promised is akin to Jack's magic beans, except penis-enlargement pills don't work so spectacularly. To get the extra inches requires at least a six-month commitment. But the pills need to be taken with an exercise program — "jelq" — including drills similar to stretching hamstrings before jogging. To see what it takes to become a Mr Big, go to enlargepenisguide.com. You'll find a nude man, a fairly happy man one imagines, pretending to be a clock, with what appears to be a baby's arm grafted to his pubic bone as the minute hand.
By the time I found this impressive fellow, I'd already paid $106 for a month's supply of SizePro (chosen because of its professional-sounding name) and followed these instructions: "Type your name, the number of inches you want to gain, and the reason(s) you want to gain those inches in the blanks below. And read the completed statement out loud to reinforce the commitment that will lead to your ultimate success."
And so my colleagues heard me pledge earnestly: "I, John Elder, have decided I want to gain two inches in length and one inch in girth (I felt modest ambition would minimise disappointment). My reasons are vanity. And I'm committed to a good penis-pill system until I reach my desired gains."
If I hadn't made this pledge, I could have abandoned the project — particularly after spotting Mr Baby Arm, whom I presume is also trying to improve himself. And that's the rub. If you're born with one of these ridiculous organs, there are times when just about every man feels short-changed.
The average size of an erect penis is about 15.24 centimetres — six inches in the old money. (When talking about penis size, it's traditional to use inches.) The sad thing is it seems there are many men living fretfully with a ruler in one hand and a world of hope in the other. To meet some of these people, return to http://enlargepenisguide.com — and log on to the "progress reports" forum. You'll find men apparently taking the pills, diligently jelqing (stretching a flaccid penis) and sharing how it's hanging. Like Nicky: "I'm 21, and, measured from the pelvic bone, the length of my penis is around 7.5 inches, but I've always wanted to be large like a porn star. I've been doing the exercise a few days now …"
Occasionally, someone claims spectacular results. The simple reason is that the pills — herbal aphrodisiacs, not muscle-building proteins — give little more than an illusion of growth by concentrating blood in the otherwise shrivelled underbelly. But the real joke is that the more anxious one becomes about penis size, the more it is likely to shrink.
"The curious thing about our society, most of the time we pretend that the penis doesn't shrink," says David Mitchell, a doctor and a medical anthropologist. "In fact, the penis doesn't have a set flaccid size. It's actually meaningless to measure the size of the penis because it varies from minute to minute according to the temperature and one's state of mind. The trouble is, if you get anxious, it only makes it smaller, to the point where it can disappear … in cases where anxiety spirals into a panic attack."
Dr Mitchell has researched a recent outbreak of these attacks — known as "shrinking penis disease" — on the Indonesian island of Flores, where black magic is widely practised. In these instances, the sufferer believes he will die if his penis disappears. The last outbreak in a modern society occurred in Singapore in 1962, following a rumour that eating pork vaccinated against swine fever would cause shrinking penis disease.
"There were people rushing through the streets holding their penises … some of them using chopsticks," Dr Mitchell says. "As soon as they hit the hospital and started to relax, they came back to normal."
Dr Mitchell says the disease could re-emerge in the Western world. "It could come back again in our society if someone spread the right stories around," he says.
Chris Fox, of La Trobe University, is doing a PhD on penis size and its role in body image. So far, he has interviewed 15 men aged 20 to 75. "The short answer is that every man at some point in his life worries about the size of his penis," Mr Fox says. "If we don't like our penis we won't enjoy sex. For people with a pathological issue with penis size, it will affect their sex life.
"In some cases it will affect how they behave around other men. And one has to remember that most people make their comparison with a flaccid penis — at the urinal or in a change room. The only erections we tend to see are the very big penises on porn stars … and my interview subjects didn't feel threatened by these giant penises because they
u kno i did nt like wha u did 2 my idol
i mean i stil luv u but babe ya left her hangin n u was looking @ it yea i saw u! babe you could have tried to do somethin. n t way ya made a good come bac it was off ta hook!
wat is that black mans name who is in his new video? x x
why is it that Justin never has really any black females in his video? What is up with that? Especially being that his music is more on the hip hop side??
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