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Flavor of Love: Now That I Can Dance...

Posted on August 28, 2006 11:13 AM

Do you love me now that I can dance?

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In his apparently never-ending and televised quest to find a soulmate, Flavor is definitely covering the important bases again. We find that the nex,t most important characteristic of a Flavette-to-be is the ability to dance… and well. “Flavor of Love” is apparently about to begin a 2-part mini-saga I’d like to call “Showing Your Black Ass For The Stars.”

Sorry, “Dancing” didn’t seem appropriate.

Oh, our good friend Toastee! How we appreciate your snail trail on every surface you are mandated by contract to grace. You can tell Slimer’s been drinking since she was 12… like 5 years ago. These girls need to be on rationed alcohol consumption! Big Rick gotta start taking glasses away. Eh, fuck it. Let the alchies weed themselves out.

Anyway, on to the premise of the episode. After effectively shitting on the self-inflicted minstrel show damage that was allowing Brigette Nielsen to act a god damn ass at a Public Enemy concert, he effectively convinces that he needs a woman in his life who can dance better than whatever you would call that.

The part that fucked me up though was when he was introducing the dance instructors/stoochie squad leaders. “My man, ‘Tommy The Clown’—” Man, I damn near lost my shit. He introduced dude like it was normal or commonplace to see a god damn hospital clown in the middle of the living room or some shit.

I say hospital clown because dude didn’t look much like a krumper to me. That was ‘bout the hoest krumpin I’ve ever seen. Nigga ain’t do shit but the Rerun. I was waitin for some "Rize" shit. My homeboy EOB alerted me that it was indeed Tone Loc in the clown costume and that I should chill on the negative feedback. Nigga’s doin his best.

Buckeey was luckeey to be the certified video ho-fessional of her group because Toastee and Tyson didn’t stand a crack rock’s chance on Flav’s nightstand of surviving. They easily had the best performance though. It’s a damn shame they had to face off against Krazy and The Pussytrap Dolls.

Tyson’s desperation attempt was also classic. “I am a far better stripper than I am a dancer.” You know it’s bad when Flavor doesn’t want his face that close to the gas chamber. “I wasn’t sure what might come out her ass.” Indeed, Flavor! Lest we forget, bitches been shittin!

How did I know Flavor was gonna get all Tyrone Biggums polished up to take that poor girl to KFC? The coonery! The amount of money it must have cost to shut down the restaurant and indulge in all the Original Recipe romance the Colonel has to offer must eclipse the amount it would have cost to just take the girl to Roscoe’s or some shit. TGI Friday’s? Friendly’s? SOMETHING!

I know you all peeped the hot tub scene! I wanted to vomit on the spot. Brother Valdez “kicked it up a notch” by removing the drizzaws. I was waiting for the bubbles to turn black. That is gross. I’m sorry. When you do that with Flavor Flav, you’re not playing a game anymore. I guess he’s putting these girls through Fear Factor. I don’t know how these girls can break the previous [conscious] record of 17 seconds, set by Brigette Nielsen, but damn… just put me in the coffin with the worms. Fuck it.

As if going to the KFC parking lot for date #1 wasn’t enough, Flavor took A Ho Named Scarback to the damn cotton fields for some slave lovin’. That’s what this shit is to me now, Slaver of Love. My “The Color Purple” flashbacks were violently disturbed as the bright red gear they had on blinded me temporarily. You ain’t escaping the plantation looking like 2 big Kool-Aid packets. Massa was pretty smart with the wardrobe selection.

As there was really no drama to speak of, Toastee apparently looked to create some. Feeling threatened by Nibblz’s lisp and cock-induced overbite, French Toast Sticks decided to spread some shit around the house (not in the Somethin' sense). For some reason she didn’t think that shit would get back to her. Her plan backfired miserably as Ms. Tyson immediately dropped dime that, as expected, Toastee is a porno chick.

Flavor’s problem wasn’t so much that she was a porno chick, as he is surrounded by “innanet skrippers” and the like, but that she refused to come clean about it and he had to air out her Barely Legal flicks [NSFW] with the fingers where they not supposed to be… you know… not all publicized like that.

Ironically, he sends this girl away for being a hoe-bag of sorts… when we all know that next episode is the official BET UnCut tryout. Any of these girls who have not yet experienced working in a BET UnCut environment will have ample opportunity shortly.

I can’t wait. Free DJ Quik… and Warren G.

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It's Method Man week, so we're gonna be discussing Mr. Mef in days to come. Also... the Petey Greene was for tomorrow. That was a mistake today. We'll go back to that one.

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • panama says...
  • first,,,,, This show is a hot mess. but i cant turn it off.. i want to see next weeks ep with the rappers and how all the young chicken heads wild out

  • August 28, 2006 12:29 PM
  • gluvnast says...
  • 1st?

  • August 28, 2006 12:30 PM
  • c b w says...
  • This episode should've been called: "Canks for the Memories"

    I haven't seen coonin' like this since...since....shit, last week when I watched this show. He shut down a KFC! A muthafuckin' KFC!!! And still had the nerve to go to the counter and order. I guess he still had to let his hoes know that they ain't that special just yet.

    Why did they go to a strawberry patch? Keep it funky and go to a watermelon patch! He had Buckshot Bonquisha with him and her ass would've been right at home.Don't get it twisted if that chick wins. They were eating spaghetti......

    I guess they couldn't get Aunt Jemima to serve breakfast so why not Big Rick.And we all know that Oil Can Oliver didn't research the internet for that picture. Big Rick had that picture for weeks inside his suit jacket.

  • August 28, 2006 12:53 PM
  • not first says...
  • DAMN!

  • August 28, 2006 1:01 PM
  • Whateva says...
  • Didn't Toastee have a permanent drunk daze over her face? Or was I the only that noticed that?

  • August 28, 2006 1:10 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • OMG, the comedy of this show and subsequent blog, it almost makes going to work Monday's worth it. Ron, I knew you was gonna have a DJ Quik & Warren G refrence...and w/o Something next week should be some good shit, lol.

    I still don't belive Deelishus's story about the car accident. C'mon Dejuan I mean Deelishus That nigga tried to strong arm a liquor store in a hold up and them scars is the result of what happens when Habib ain't having it that day, bang bang and slice slice nyuggga!!!

    Man Flav fucked up sending Toastee's ass home, I woulda beat them cheeks til the end and milk Lohan for a the slime she got, I mean unless you live out here in the Valley of Cali(aka porno land) you'll be hard pressd to find a female that can just throw them legs behind the head like that...I know, I know, yeah you too.

    Man I knew KFC was gonna pop up in this episode, but damn, for real that nigga better have a lifetime passs with all the free promo they've gotten in a 3 week period.

    Another muthafuckin masterpiece this week Ron, sho ya right.

  • August 28, 2006 1:11 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • And we all know that Oil Can Oliver didn't research the internet for that picture. Big Rick had that picture for weeks inside his suit jacket.


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


    AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! wild son, but most likely true.


    And I bet Toastee was so toasted she forgot she gave the nigga the hand job...and now that we know her occupation...she probably does no what a hand job sounds like.

  • August 28, 2006 1:15 PM
  • edgar that mexican guy says...
  • "You ain’t escaping the plantation looking like 2 big Kool-Aid packets. Massa was pretty smart with the wardrobe selection."

    You're killin me over here.

  • August 28, 2006 1:19 PM
  • Young Guice says...
  • Bitch sobered up when she didn't get that clock !!!

  • August 28, 2006 1:20 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • Bitch sobered up when she didn't get that clock !!!


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


    WHAT!!! that was the defintion of a drunken sob if I've ever seen one.

  • August 28, 2006 1:27 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • "I know you all peeped the hot tub scene! I wanted to vomit on the spot. Brother Valdez “kicked it up a notch” by removing the drizzaws. I was waiting for the bubbles to turn black."
    LMAO!! That's some of the Realest shit you ever wrote. That shit looks toxic!!
    BTW, "A Hoe Named Scarback"has "hella" ass but she looks like a DUDE in the grill. Fuck the size of the ass, Flav better be checkin' for a dick-print.LOL
    This shit is guilty pleasure, like listening to your nieghbor WHIP HIS WIFE'S ASS!! You KNOW you should stop it, but what else do you have to break up the monotony of a Sunday evening until football season? Good shit, Senor Mexxxico.
    BTW, I STOPPED lookin' in the mail for my c.d........LOL

  • August 28, 2006 1:32 PM
  • shit...why not says...
  • dis show dumb as hell but i watch it er week jus to see whats next

  • August 28, 2006 1:33 PM
  • Bottles says...
  • HEy this show is dumb as hell but its only entertainment...Myspace.com/bottlesbaby

  • August 28, 2006 1:55 PM
  • Jedi says...
  • Flava should know better with these tv groupies. Aint none of them real! Da show is interesting as hell though. Loved it when spunkee cried that was beautiful. I hope they all cry cause they just want 2 be on tv. I bet they called him a crackhead a few years back.

  • August 28, 2006 2:04 PM
  • KSH says...
  • Red Kool-Aid - hahaha! Dam Flav is def Public Enemy #1 and his ass should be and all those models (wink wink) should be too...lol
    Can't wait to sit that igggnant ish next Sunday. My IQ has dropped 50 pts since the new season - after this I gotta read The Covenant with Black America again - Tavis Tavis Tavis!

  • August 28, 2006 2:06 PM
  • c b w says...
  • "This shit is guilty pleasure, like listening to your nieghbor WHIP HIS WIFE'S ASS!!"

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That my friend....is some funny ass shit! Wrong, but still funny.

  • August 28, 2006 2:12 PM
  • Pimptight says...
  • The show is dumb as hell, but I can't front I watch the shit every week. Buckeey, Bootz, and Beautiful would get it.

  • August 28, 2006 2:21 PM
  • pam hicks says...
  • Lawd,Lawd, Lawd !!!!!!! please let this fool find love this go round cause we don't need another season of this mess. Sometimes I just want to reach through the screen and say stop the madness. This is the worst crop of women I have ever seen.

    This is the only show on television where the loser is actually the winner.

    You can't make me believe there is a women anywhere in the USA dead or alive that is or was hard pressed for foofy foofy

    Ron Mexico, you are hilarious and right on point....

  • August 28, 2006 2:25 PM
  • Raw Dawg says...
  • I hope KFC is kicking some sponsor bucks to King Coon Flav 'cause that clown be representing for them.
    This has to be the most coonin' I've ever seen - but I can't turn it off!

    P.S. to all white people - normal Black men and women don't act like folks on the show!

  • August 28, 2006 3:14 PM
  • MSLALALEE says...
  • Co-Sign

    Raw Dawg!!!!!!!!!!

  • August 28, 2006 3:17 PM
  • Nimrod says...
  • This show is awful but like the rest of y'all I can't help watching. The blog and comments are better than the damn show. I guess we all need a punching bag. LOL!

  • August 28, 2006 3:35 PM
  • sexxy says...
  • OK HERES my take on the show..toastee should of kept her mouth shut about nibblz then she wouldnt be kicked off the show but she caused it on her own so ...but flav know damn well he found pics of that swinger hoe nibblez somewhere on the internet and if he didnt she think she slick she was smart enuff to delete that shit off the internet ...i still think nibblz is not right for flav cuz she fake... shes more into pussy then dick ...SHES UGLY AND HER MOUTH LOOKS NASTY ,MORE LIKE A DAMN SNAKE...ILL...I STILL THINK BOOTZ A DAMN TRouble maker and flav should kick her off the show..deelishes is ugly and i thi nk shes a whore she looks like a man ..krazy is playing flav like a lil bitch..she fake dont do it flav i can see strait thru her .bucky is trying to get a career out of that show she fake too..buck wild is straight retarded but she could be the only one thats right for flav they both look like misfits...i guess we just have to wait and see cuz nibblz,deelishes,krazy,bootz,and bucky are the real fake ones ....trust that

  • August 28, 2006 3:35 PM
  • Jedi says...
  • Sexxy- i actually agree with all u said about them hoes. They fake ass hell. Who would really want flava if he wasnt on tv?

  • August 28, 2006 4:22 PM
  • jundubbz86 says...
  • Man, this show is just f***in hilarious! I know its all really stupid and I could be watching the Discovery Channel or something (and learning some shit) but I can't turn it off once its on. Real sad about Toastie gettin' the boot though. She was my favorite, Flava is on that bullsh**. All the girls on there are hoes in some way or another, she just got paid for it. I prolly stop watchin from now on cuz she's gone. She looked like my ex-girl's fine ass sister.

  • August 28, 2006 4:45 PM
  • Bird says...
  • ^^^^^^NIGGA WHAT!?!?!?!?

    Look I don't even use the N bomb on the web, but you really deserve it for calling Drunkie fine. She was about the skankiest of them all and that is pretty damn skanky. I saw a Beware of The Package sign on her cat when she was doin one of those nasty azz splits of hers.

  • August 28, 2006 4:56 PM
  • Caprice Tha 1st says...
  • See I miss Spunkeey...I wish she was still there...He let her go but kept Somethin and uglyass Toastee..Yeah right....

    Deelishis cool...she not ugly to me but she seems fake,she wears makeup a lot...but I wouldn't go so far to say she looks like a man,as in being a man..she may resemble her father...but a sex change is unlikely seeing as she is a "single mother'...

    Bootz and Buckeey are the same person....enough said..!! Buckwild can go to hell....Like Dat is too thick for him....seeing as how he was chasing Brigette ass and the fact he let my girl Goldie go last year....

    Krazy a fake ass valley girl...it just looks like her dresser is full of shit from Lancome'....

    His best bet is Beautiful if she truly likes his ass...

  • August 28, 2006 4:57 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • Oh yeah, Tiger, Bootz, Krazy, Spunkee, Buckeey & Deelishus are all on the cover of the new King magazine , got that shit in the mail last week, not bad at all and Bootz, yessir.

  • August 28, 2006 5:08 PM
  • Crispin VernonVille's Hustla says...
  • I am not watching flavor of Love as much as the last time, becasue these chicks really look like skanks- all of them!No there maybe 1 or 2 good looking chicks- But
    I am also tired of seeing ugly ass Flav slob down some half descent Babes.
    He is wild ugly! it gives me the chills to see chicks break their knecks and cooch**s for a little bit of fame -cause they know damm well they are not shackin up with ugly ass flav! Money changes everything, Damm!

  • August 28, 2006 5:15 PM
  • I'm Telling You Right Now says...
  • The show is dumb as hell, but I can't front I watch the shit every week. Buckeey, Bootz, and Beautiful would get it.

    Posted by: Pimptight at August 28, 2006 02:21 PM

    THATS WHAT THE FUCK I AM SAYIN! Those three are the only three i'd stick my dick in...

  • August 28, 2006 5:36 PM
  • DC3-Reject says...
  • Ron Mex you and your blog make me so happy. Will you marry me? I'm only 17 so we have to wait unless you dig the whole "Young Love" thing.


    Lol @ Slaver of Love

  • August 28, 2006 5:36 PM
  • I'm Telling You Right Now says...
  • It's funny how all these bitches think Flav still has money. Don't they know that nigga went bankrupt like 4 years ago?

    And trust me, these reality tv shows he's doin are barely payin the bills...this nigga needs to go see Chuck D, kiss and make up and stop smokin so much damn crack.

  • August 28, 2006 5:38 PM
  • Nesha J says...
  • Now I Knew Krazy was officially KRAZY when Flav took her to KCF and she was like "This is the most romantic thing that anyone has ever done for me" Hell if that was the most romantic thing done for u, where is u gettin yo men? Let me guess?? The bottom of a barrel maybe?? Me n my homegirls died laughin for the rest of the show.

  • August 28, 2006 5:55 PM
  • MSLALALEE says...
  • All of these hoes have strong ass stomachs to sit in his ugly ass face..........


    His lips look like sandpaper...............uhh!

  • August 28, 2006 6:05 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • His lips look like sandpaper...............uhh!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    a fo sho, somebody needed some lip-"chap", LMMFAO, I love this shit.

  • August 28, 2006 6:46 PM
  • coldICEcream says...
  • who is this ugly stupid nigga

  • August 28, 2006 7:40 PM
  • your girl says...
  • WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO WHEN A BITCH IS HAPPY CAUSE A NIGGA TAKE HER TO KFC. KRAZY NEED A STYLIST BAD WHY THE FUCK DO SHE FEEL THE NEED TO PUT ON THEM PROM GLOVES EVERYTIME SHE DRESS UP. FLAV IS SO DESPERATE WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP ASKING THESE GIRLS IF THEY CAN SEE THEY SELF WITH YOU? OH I KNOW WHY CAUSE AFTER HOOPZ PLAYED YOUR ASS YOU ARE KINDA UNSURE ABOUT YOURSELF.

    THAT BITCH TOASTEE NEEDED HER AS WHOPPED. TALKING BOUT THEM PICTURES IS FROM HER PAST,YEAH FUCKIN RIGHT. SHE TOLD A LIE WITH A STRAIGHT FACE ALL THE WAY TO THE END.

    ALL THEM GIRLS ARE FOUL TO ME ANYWAY DID YALL SEE HOW THEY WAS ACTIN WHEN G-UNIT WAS AT THE HOUSE. I GUESS WE CAN GET READY FOR FLAVOR OF LOVE SEASON 3.

  • August 28, 2006 8:05 PM
  • REALNESS says...
  • ALL THEM CHICK ARE THERE FOR TV AND MODELIN PURPOSES SO THEY CAN GET FAMOUS LIKE HOOPZ THE ONLY ONES I CAN REALLY SEE WITH FLAV IS "LIKE DAT" "BUCKWILD" THATS ABOUT IT THE OTHER CHICKS JUST TO DAMN FINE BEAUTIFUL,BOOTZ,BUCKEY,KRAZY,DELISHUS THEY GOT THAT VIDEO/MODEL LOOK THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DOIN

  • August 28, 2006 8:35 PM
  • mac says...
  • Beautiful is so fine i like her the most. Holla at me beautiful girl, a new orleans nigga.

  • August 28, 2006 8:40 PM
  • sexxy says...
  • its sad to see how desperate them girlz would go so far as to sleep with him or slobb all over his nasty mouth after he been kissing all them OTHER girlz in the house or play with his pee pee under the covers just to get a lil fame..my God its so obvious that all of them are playing flav all of them..and poor flav hell he doesnt care cuz hes taking advantage of the whole thing...YOU CANT FIND LOVE ON A REALITY TV SHOW FULL OF WOMAN WHOS WILLING TO PULL THEIR DIRTY PANTIES DOWN FOR HIM ALL AT ONCE..WHY WOULD FLAV HAVE THESE GIRLZ SHAKING THEIR ASSES IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS JUST TO SEE WHAT THEY THINK...THEY DONT EVEN KNOW IF THIS MAN IS A WALKING EBOLA BUT THEY ARE WILLING TO TAKE IT THAT FAR....TALKING ABOUT WHORES NON OF THEM ARE THE RIGHT 1 THEY ARE ALL FAKE AND HOES TRYING TO GET WHAT THEY CAN GET FROM THE SHOW.

  • August 28, 2006 10:16 PM
  • Bubo says...
  • Buckwild is th eonly on ignorant enough (although it may be an act) who can hang w/Flav

  • August 28, 2006 11:21 PM
  • your girl says...
  • FAVORITE QUOTE FROM THE SHOW "SHE SAID I WAS PLAYING WITH HIS PEE PEE UNDER THE COVER". LMAO

  • August 29, 2006 12:21 AM
  • tj says...
  • Fuck Me! Did his black ass really take a bitch to KFC in a limo for dinner. She should have busted a fucking watermelon over his stereotypical black ass head. If this bumb ass has any cred in the black community please someone explain to me why. Will someone please send this dipshit to the back of the bus. Where The fuck is Krazy from that she can sit there in KFC with Flavors cheap chick swilling ass and cry talking about 'this is so romantic' and 'noone has ever done anything like this for me. No shit bitch. If their dumbass had you damn sure wouldn't be crying about how wonderful it was.

  • August 29, 2006 12:38 AM
  • H Town Cutie says...
  • Come on now lets all be real....None of them realy want flav. Look at him.Like somebody said... They jus want to be on TV. And Nibbles have naked pics on the internet cause I saw em. So she cant talk about noboby. I think the winner is going to be one of those chicks who lay low and dont be in the Lime Light.Like Beautiful or somebody

  • August 29, 2006 12:39 AM
  • wizzlejizzle says...
  • Thank you everyone for keeping me entertained. This was wild funny.

  • August 29, 2006 2:35 AM
  • Tray_J says...
  • Damn, people do anything to be on T.V!!

  • August 29, 2006 7:08 AM
  • CJ says...
  • Beautiful is sexy

  • August 29, 2006 7:43 AM
  • icon says...
  • LMAO @ "Beautiful is so fine i like her the most. Holla at me beautiful girl, a new orleans nigga."...because I'm sure that she doesn't have any options > than hollering at some random nigga on a hip hop website

  • August 29, 2006 8:13 AM
  • icon says...
  • Flavor of Love is a double edge sword to me, it somehow manages to keeps me simultaneously entertained and embarrassed

  • August 29, 2006 8:14 AM
  • 1crooked_leta says...
  • I GUESS WE CAN GET READY FOR FLAVOR OF LOVE SEASON 3.

    Posted by: your girl at August 28, 2006 08:05 PM

    EXACTLY!!!!Who the fuck is left, that he might even want?

    1.Like dat-(be foreal...remember Goldie? She was built way better than 'Like Fat'& u see what happen to her)
    2.Buckwild-(get the fuck outta here)He cringes every time she says "my dog, my niggia, my homie".
    3.Nibblz-(he already said he doesnt like a rat!)Plus he even be making fun of how she talk...lol!
    4.Boots-(trouble making ass, gonna get herself thrown off, all she know how to do is shake her ass in ya face)Was fired from 3 hair salons because everyone hated her.
    5.Krazy-(is too damn crazy & jealous)Crying & shit talkn bout "shes kissing my man" Bitch ..please, everybody is kissn yo man fool!
    6.Deelishis-(jus something for him too look at ...for the moment)
    7.Buckeey-(yeah right..she can dance & thats about it)
    8.Beautifool-(she too damn quiet for me, but we'll see when dem rap stars show up)Plus I hope yall dnt over look when Toastee asked her ass if she would fuck Flav when the time came & she said "I'll cross that bridge when I get there" while rolling her eyes...mind you.

  • August 29, 2006 8:22 AM
  • sexxy says...
  • hes not gonna find it...on season 2 and if he does shes gonna pull a HOOPZ on his ass...im telling yall.THIS SHOW SEEMS LIKE HES JUST RUNNING A TALENT SHOW OR SUMMIN ..MORE LIKE PIMPIN THEM HOES...I STILL SAY MS NEWYORK WAS THE REALIST BITCH FOR FLAV ON SEASON 1 AND HOOPZ WAS FAKE AND LOOK WHAT HAPPEN!!

  • August 29, 2006 8:45 AM
  • C-Money says...
  • I don't know Ron........being a fellow Mexican I'm bout to take Krazy to a TACO BELL lol knowing she is that easy to bag lol but instead of the limo I'll use my broke down honda

    can you say EASY

  • August 29, 2006 9:40 AM
  • Stormy526 says...
  • I love watching this show! I'm a woman and I have a unique look that not everyone can feel(I rock a bald head) but even on my worst day I'd never put myself in the situation these woman have put themselves in. Flaws and all, Nibblz skid mark hairline and lisp, Antione's oops I mean Deelishus's keloids and manish features, bootz evil ass, if they just didn't act like such a fuckin' hoodrat they'd be cool. I watch the early airing and I hit the street on Sunday feeling goooood. I make my own money, do,what I feel and date who I feel because my rent is paid! Shit I don't need no Flav to get what I want cause I already got it. I wonder how many folks won't be gettin a clock after g-unit, the ying yang twins and Dj quik run a train on they asses. Can't wait til next week, i feel like Toastee waiting for the liquor store to open, hahaha!

  • August 29, 2006 10:24 AM
  • Stormy526 says...
  • P.S
    Ron I love your blog and everyone who post on it. Long live freedom of speech!

  • August 29, 2006 10:26 AM
  • ZAY says...
  • Ay this show is crazy(guilty pleasure) I mean crack heads gone wild.errr Flava of love is that crank I cant get enough. I cant wait till next week if these chickenheadsll do all this for flavors' crusty ass just imagine when
    G-Unit and the like show up.I can see it now Droc from Ying yang twins sliding his 3 fingers into nibblez cunt.Or when Lloyd Banks puts his hands down Deelishu's pants and grabs and hand fulla man meat and a bean bag.Flava flav is doing his thang thou I mean how us is he gonna support his crack hab...children Lets be real these is just some boppers lookin for 15 min of fame like Hoopz was.
    Buckey and bootz have the body and krazy has the face but if you ask me beautiful has both I dont even know what shes doing on the show. Favorite quote from the show was "I even offered her some lip chap"classic...look at the bright side after watching this BET dosent look as bad.This is like the bachelor(Flav) mixed with fear factor(kissing flavs Dominoes pizza crusty lips or god forbid anything else.
    Survivor cause lets be honest having sexual relations with the krypt keepe...flav is like playing venereal roulette..and who wants to be a millio...well atleast who wants to move into a 2 bedroom shack after the show is over and Flav has to vacate the mcmansion. And ron u started off slow but u certainly got right towards the end of your blog the two kool aid packets line was classic keep it pimpin

  • August 29, 2006 3:23 PM
  • bigced says...
  • I still cant believe that bitch shitted on the first episode! I'm still trippin off that shit ya dig.!! Damn my dog knows he has to go outside and handle his "biz." Cant just shit on the floor like that. LOL

  • August 29, 2006 3:42 PM
  • babygirl says...
  • Okay, did anybody pay attention to Like Dat dancing. That shit was funny. Ron, once again, you are bring the FIRE, Scar back, that shit had me dying laughing in my own office, I had to keep quiet I was laughing so dam hard. Although I like Buckwild cuz the Bitch is just crazy but, she truly is a white girl for the shit she was doing. All in all this is the funniest shit TV has going. I can wait to see it on Sundays. For those in eastern time zone hope you know it comes on @ 12:00 in afternoon as well. And di anyone see, Big Pussy and Angie Stone have a Bitch Fit on Celebrity Fit Club? & Why does Bone Crusher always sound like
    he's amen-ing everything someone says?

  • August 29, 2006 5:00 PM
  • SEXXY says...
  • NIBBLZ know damn well she was playing with FLAV pee-pee under the covers ...and she had the nerve to describe it as pee pee instead of a dick like he got a lil dick ahahahahah lol..and speakin on beautiful. fake fake fake the only 1 i can really see anybody with flav is like dat and buckwild them other girlz are goldiggerz and whores..deelishes lie those scars on her arms aint from no damn car accident she gottem all on her back and on both her arms those are scars that looks like burn scars but they will keep growing on your body if you dont get surgery done..i have a friend that have those kind of scars she has...hoes be lying they ass off in front of camera....

  • August 29, 2006 6:47 PM
  • 1crooked_leta says...
  • Who the fuck is left, that he might even want?

    1.Like dat-(be foreal...remember Goldie? She was built way better than 'Like Fat'& u see what happen to her)
    2.Buckwild-(get the fuck outta here)He cringes every time she says "my dog, my niggia, my homie".
    3.Nibblz-(he already said he doesnt like a rat!)Plus he even be making fun of how she talk...lol!
    4.Boots-(trouble making ass, gonna get herself thrown off, all she know how to do is shake her ass in ya face)Was fired from 3 hair salons because everyone hated her.
    5.Krazy-(is too damn crazy & jealous)Crying & shit talkn bout "shes kissing my man" Bitch ..please, everybody is kissn yo man fool!
    6.Deelishis-(jus something for him too look at ...for the moment)
    7.Buckeey-(yeah right..she can dance & thats about it)
    8.Beautifool-(she too damn quiet for me, but we'll see when dem rap stars show up)Plus I hope yall dnt over look when Toastee asked her ass if she would fuck Flav when the time came & she said "I'll cross that bridge when I get there" while rolling her eyes...mind you.


  • August 29, 2006 7:01 PM
  • shi_shi_ming88 says...
  • hands down, he's just trying to find a bitch to fuck, nothing else......the only gurl I like on there is likedat, them other hoes got to go! lol

  • August 30, 2006 1:02 AM
  • TA says...
  • BEAUTIFUL IS UP TO SOMETHING THAT BITCH IS SNEAKY AND WATCH IT COME TO LIFE. HE'S GONNA GET PLAYED IF HE PICK HER. ONCE AGAIN A HOOPZ SITUATION. I LUV HOOPZ BUT IT WAS KINDA MESSED UP HOW THAT HAPPEN. HE ALWAYS THINKIN WIT HIS DICK THAT IS WHAT GOT HIM IN TROUBLE THE FIRST TIME.I HATE THAT BITCH BEAUTIFUL SHE AINT NUTHIN BUT A HOOPZ WANNABE. I CANT STAND HER.

  • August 31, 2006 1:56 AM
  • SEXXY says...
  • i agree with TA ^^^^BEAUTIFUL IS fake just like the rest ..and i can see her pulling a hoopz on his ass ..i never liked hoopz i knew that BITCH was fake from the beginning. i argued with everybody i knew that ms.newyork was real but nobody believed me and i won the bet ..i like her and she was the only genuine real girl in the house ..i cant picture flav with none of these whores in the season 2 so i say hands down he needs to eliminate all them ugly ghetto bitches and get ms nerwyork back cuz her feelings were real...hoopz is a whore i hate the bitch she ugly to me and if she think shes gonna cash in being pregnant from dwayne wade when hes married and his wife is pregnant that skank better think again...i just fuckin hate her ass....dont know how many niggas she fucked to get in their videos and it didnt take her ass long either...flav might as well come out wiith season 3 cuz he still aint gonna find true love if hes kissing and making out with every girl on the show thats why they palayin his ass

  • August 31, 2006 3:48 PM
  • keon says...
  • this is too funny......i think beautiful is the cutest one but i dont think she likes him 4 real...... at least shes not trying too hard....and i know nibbles did not try to tell that toastee did porn...cause she looks like a scanky prostitute....delicious is sneaky and the men are only looking at her ass...buckwild tries too hard to be cool...she needs to be herself and shell be alright.... like dat is fake...shh.. all of em are........flav needs to take off all those rings,put on 1 per hand... put some clothes on that fit.. add some extensions to his hair for some shoulder length twists or somethin ....loose the clock and keep the grill on at all times... oh and i would like to see him in some jeans or somethin....and a lot of bright clothes..... i betcha if he had some girls from stl on there they would have helped him out and had fun with em at the same time...the show is only o.k. not as good as the first season.....cant wait to see it this week

  • August 31, 2006 7:01 PM
  • ta says...
  • THEY ALL NEED TO TAKE THEIR WEAVE WEARING FAKE ASSES BACK TO THE DAMN PROJECTS. PERIOD! BEAUTIFUL SICKENS ME. YUCK! SHE IS SO FUCKIN PHONY ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING FUNNY.

  • September 2, 2006 12:50 AM
  • Arcadia says...
  • Flav and party guests,

    All I can say is take the ass and APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORE"HEAD".

    Fake, Fake and FAKE!

  • September 3, 2006 10:27 PM
  • Jasmine says...
  • ya digg

  • September 5, 2006 3:34 PM
  • sexxy says...
  • BUCKWILD(IM HERE TO GET TO KNOW FLAV CUZ HE'S LIKE THE BLACKEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE BESIDES HIS GOLD TEETH)AHAHAHAH BUCK WILD LOOKS LIKE SHE BELONGS IN A SOUP KITCHEN SHE SO STUPID AND FAKE...BUCKEY IS A WHORE. BOOTZ IS GHETTO TRASH "BITCH" KRAZY IS SO DAMN PHONY SHES JUST LIKE PLASTIC U CAN SEE STRAIT THRU HER.DEELISHES THINKS SHE GOT FLAV ALREADY...PSSSST SHE SO DAMN PHONY HER DICK SUCKIN MAN LOOKIN ASS..NEEDS A FACELIFT..BEAUTIFUL REMINDS ME OF HOOPZ ..SNEAKY BITCH TRYNNA HIDE FROM FLAV BUT SHES PHONY TOO NIBBLZ NEED TO GO HOME SHE MAKES ME REGURGITATE WHEN SHE OPENS THAT MOUTH OF HERS..WHY SHE ALWAYS STICKIN HER ASS IN NIGGAZ FACE? NIGGAZ DONT LIKE THAT SHIT..FLAV JUST HAVING FUN HE AINT INTO THESE HOES ON SEASON 2 SEASON 1 GIRLZ WERE WAY MUCH CLASSIER THAN THESE GHETTO HOES...FLAV IS JUST PIMPIN THEM HOES ...I SAY MS NEWYORK IS THE RIGHT 1 FOR HIS ASS...

  • September 7, 2006 11:22 PM
  • pop says...
  • Ol girl delicious got a phat ass. Bootz comes in second place. Bottom line: trashy show provides good water-cooler talk

  • September 12, 2006 11:55 AM
  • slimqt1 says...
  • Y'all are funny az hell. But ya right on point. This shit is so ridiculous ya can't help but to watch this trash. All them need they azzez whooped twice for letting him slob them down and shit. EEEEWWWW!!! Bitchez will do ANYTHING to get 15 minutes of fame. But ya know I will be glued to the tv next week just to see the train wreck.

    Oh! I can't to see New Yorks momma fuck Flav up in the coming episodes, she don't like his azz

    I know for a fact Buckey azz will be leaving SOON! Anybody peep her azz in the Ying Yang Twins new video. She all up in and thru there shakin her azz but she on Flav show for love... Right!

  • September 12, 2006 3:04 PM
  • DAYSHA says...
  • YOU NEED TO ELINATE BEAKY BECAUSE THEY ARE PICING ON KRAZY FOR NO RESON AND IT NEED TO COME TO A END!!!!!!!!!!
    AND BOOTZ GOING TO GET HER ASS WOP BY SOME BOBY GETING ALL UP IN THEY FACES TELL HER I SAID THAT SHIT AND SEE WHAT SHE SAYS

    PS; KRAZY REAL BEST FRENID IF ANYONES MESSY WITH KRAZY GIVE ME A WRIE BACK


    PS:KRAZY BEST FRENID

  • September 17, 2006 12:58 PM
  • Jessica says...
  • I think New York need to leave because she is fake to me. I can't stand that bitch I hate She is back on the show.

  • September 20, 2006 1:17 PM
  • Jessica says...
  • I think New York need to leave because she is fake to me. I can't stand that bitch I hate She is back on the show.

  • September 20, 2006 1:18 PM
  • lise says...
  • That New Yorker is a man her mother is to they had a sex change at the same time they both were man New Yorker name use to be jerry and her mother/father name was paul

  • September 22, 2006 11:00 PM
  • Andrae says...
  • Okay, let me start off saying that Flavor of Love is a trip. I really want Deelishis to win because I think she is the most realist in the house. If she doesn't win then he should just do another epiosode because Krazy is fake she is just there for a damn singing career. And New York is ugly as hell, and she is scared of every damn thing. He damn sure do need to let her ugly ass go. But answer this question for me yall, why the hell did he send my gurl Buckeey home. Now that was my nigga. And even though she almost killed Krazy, I still think that Flav should've let her stayed. But if he don't find his mate on season 2, he can always come down here to the 757 and get one of this broads.
    P.S. Deelishis do got a phaaaaaaaaat ass

  • October 1, 2006 3:57 PM
  • footballnight29 says...
  • Sorry I chimed in here late as hell . But I don't think Saaphyre was given a fair shot .
    I think flave should have held out for the elimination . I mean baby didn't even get a
    pet name . I think she got a raw deal . And as far as h town goes . baby need's to learn
    how to fight .LOL .Saaph . I think shorty was cute as hell . she should have gotten a better
    chance then that

  • October 9, 2006 12:43 PM
  • chiara sims says...
  • hey i just want to tell you that if i was on your show you would want to kids wit me. lol

  • October 10, 2006 3:41 PM
  • shiloh tyus says...
  • dont pick new york she just wants your money she is not a mother type for your kids she dont even like them

  • October 11, 2006 12:39 PM
  • EBONY says...
  • WAT THE HELL DO YALL FEMALEZ SEE IN HIM HE IS UGLY IS FUCK AND IF FLAVOR HAD 2 CHOOSE ANY BODY IT BET NOT BE THAT BITCH NEW YORK SHE IS NOT RITE ONLY REASON Y HE WANT HER IS BECUZ HE WANT HER FOR THE SEX BECUZ SHE IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE DOWN THERE YEA AND EVERY BODY KNO WITH HER LOOKING LIKE A DAMN MAN HER AND HER CRAZZY AZZ MOMMA

  • October 15, 2006 12:29 AM
  • VICTORYA says...
  • I AM HAPPY THAT FLAV DID NOT PICK NEW YORK BUT SHE WAS UGLY ANYWAY HE WAS STUPIDED TO BRING HER BACK TO THE SHOW DEELISHES AND HER JASMINE IS SO BEAUTFUL AND THATS WHAT I THINK DONT MATER WHAT ANY BODY SAY !!!!!!! I WHOULDA PUNCHED HIM IN HIS FACE IF HE WOULD BROUNG ME BACK AND THEN DIDN'T PICK ME I CAN NOT WATE TO SEE WHAT NEW YORK FACE IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE AND WHEN BOOTZ RUN UP THERE . HALLA BACK!

  • October 21, 2006 7:57 PM
  • RICKEYA says...
  • IF I WAS DEELISHS I WOULD PUNCHED NEW YORK IN HER FACE BECAUSE SHE WAS IN MY MAN FACE BITCH YOU BETTER GO TO HELL . THATS WHY NEW YORK IS GETTING A ASS WHOPPING BY BOOTZ AND I CAN NOT WHATIE TO SEETHIS ANY WAY ON OCTOBER 29 TH SUNDAY THAT BITCH IS GETTING IT I FEEL A LITTLE BAB FOR HERE HELL NO I DONT !!!HOW YOUR EYE DOING NEW YORK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • October 22, 2006 3:14 PM
  • RICKEYA says...
  • IF I WAS DEELISHS I WOULD PUNCHED NEW YORK IN HER FACE BECAUSE SHE WAS IN MY MAN FACE BITCH YOU BETTER GO TO HELL . THATS WHY NEW YORK IS GETTING A ASS WHOPPING BY BOOTZ AND I CAN NOT WHATIE TO SEETHIS ANY WAY ON OCTOBER 29 TH SUNDAY THAT BITCH IS GETTING IT I FEEL A LITTLE BAB FOR HERE HELL NO I DONT !!!HOW YOUR EYE DOING NEW YORK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • October 22, 2006 3:18 PM
  • antwan says...
  • i didn't ask yall all that shi*

  • October 26, 2006 7:50 PM
  • kayode says...
  • Delicious is so sexxy and Flav got lucky to be able to mount her from the back as many times as he did. I wish i had a woman like that.. Hey Flav wheres hoops.. She probably smoking crack or eating pussy,,,..:)

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