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Flavor of Love: Cookin' and a Cleanin'
Posted on August 20, 2006 9:06 PM
Foofy Foofy'd finally got the right idea: Make these skip-skaps and scollywhops earn their keep (rent, rather). Last night on Flavor of Love 2, the contestants were introduced to some of the less appealing aspects of the undocumented workforce.
Looks like Flavor Flav broke out the leopard skin PJ set for the Latina. It's leopaaaard, holmes! Illegal leopaaaard! That's probably why Krazy's krazy, compulsive ass couldn't keep her hands off of him. Either that, or she reeeeally reeeeally wants to get off WIC.
The more things change, the more things stay the same. While this season is shaping up to be "Flav Hard With A Vengance," the girls are still referring to him as "my man" a la CB4.
Okay, so on with the daylabor. Task 1 entailed the girls out on the hog maw ho stroll @ M&M Soul Food on Crenshaw. Toastee got to play hoe-stess for the people, and for the first time ever there's escargot on the menu. *insert rimshot here*
Even with some dead chicken in her hands, Somethin will do somethin strange for some change. The anal queen got fired because she can't read? Heh, okay. Niggas is lucky she ain't shit in the food. It's just droppin out these days. Fuck the hair net. Shorty need a damn diaper.
After winning the challenge, Bootz caught the crack-crusted lips on the hilltop. Blech. The closeups showed fully "Pookie-on-the-stairs-fighting-over-turkey" lips. Ugh.
Task 2 entailed cleaning a celebrity's house. When I found out the so-called celebrity was Warren G, hip-hop legend, I damn near lost my shit (no Somethin'). Is Warren G starting a Flavor of Love competition for himself? He must be because, like Mr. Drayton, that house can't be in his name. You can't have shit like that on a weed carrier's salary. I think he was trying to knock some of Flavor's hoes too.
Ron Mexico: Warren, how the fuck did you get shit all over the walls?
Warren G: We had bitches and pizza... and Miguel Alvarez.
Moment of Clarity: Don't Flavor know you can't send skrippers to do housework in the clear heels? You bout to have hoes on disability. You got sick time for these broads? How many times did you see a ho-fessional bust her ass trying to navigate the labyrinth of pizza, blood and boo boo juice?
That shit was like Double Dare for trollops.
(*spoken in an overly-excited, coked-out announcer's voice*) Don't forget to fish them condoms out the pool. Inside one of the condoms is the last flag. Run that flag to the corner store. Rudely and vociferously demand Habibi make you a bacon, egg and cheese. Run the sandwich to Flavor's surveilance vehicle and win THIS...
At the end of it all he picked the "innanet skripper." I ain't make that one up. Another one of the girls called Nibblz (AKA Nipplz) that.
I want you all to do me a favor. Look to the right of this page. Have a browse through the webpages of these girls. Tell me which ones aren't either an "innanet skripper" or some kind of aspiring "ennatayna."
All this of course preceeded the heartwrenching scene of hoes eating in the backyard like slaves. That must be worse than getting sent home. Eating your chitterlings out in the field like that should have left most of them feeling a little... "racially insecure."
Damn, at the dinner table this nigga was lookin like Fillmore Slim went Five Percenter... and pulled a Richard Pryor. Either that or Jughead 2036.
How he gonna tell homegirl, "I don't even have to pry you open?" That is sooooo nasty. Especially coming from William Valdez, the human oil slick.
You know... I was gonna call Payshintz "Black Oyster" but Bootz deserves that honor for snitchin. We gotta break out the "Stop Snitchin" baby tees around the house. Maybe we can put the logo on a thong or something. That should make them feel more comfortable.
So, Tiger and Boo Boo Juice were sent home and Blackanese "show me the egg roll" decided she'd rather go back to HK and find boy treat me like plincess.
Good luck. Don't get too drunk. They'll hide your half a negro ass in a dungeon somewhere sewin up some $15 Marbury shoes.
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It's leopaaaard holmes! Illegal leopaaaard!
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Ron Mexico is muthafuckin back in full effect...damn homie, you trying to get brothas fired today. Can I ask for a pass for my nigga Warren G, he done been stomped to death in this blog...lmmfao.
Actually Ron I gotta say this might be in the top 5 ever for your blogs. You gonna have the "innanet" going nuts in a second.
They should've made Something some drawlz that say "Stop Shittin!" on the back. That's the last bitch they should've had around some food.
That establishment could've been the jumpoff for a South Central epidemic of mudbutt.
When did Warren G become a hip-hop legend? And why did he look like he was making a food delivery to the house instead of approaching it liked he owned the place?
This is the worst show ever in the history of t.v.
That is not Flavor Flav's Mansion.
When are you dummies gonna realize that.
They don't really have sex with him.
That show is the fakest wakest shit I ever seen.
Let's not forget who he is now.
He looks a mess.
^ you'd be surprised whats real.
@ c b w... my thoughts exactly on warren g. it looked like he was caught off guard... it didn't even look like he was expecting to see flav. i would hope that he wouldn't let anyone mess up his house the way they did. i just didn't believe that was his crib either.
And I agree with Lowedwn. This blog is a "classic".
"Flavor Flav with a white B8tch is whack...Got pick up and put em in my cadillac" off the new LP COP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who said Warren G is a weed carrier? Let's keep in mind that "Regulate/The G Funk Era" sold 4 mill!
COME ON NKOW WE ALL KNOW FLAV CANT AFFORD A MANSION IN THE CALI HILLS,HE CANT EVEN AFFORD THE DOWNPAYMENT!!!!!!
You are forgetting who his brother is. and who introduced snoop to Dre.
Mostof you were shitting in your diapers back then.
Anyway, he is Dre's brother and he will never be broke.
Holla!
no... but he's a weed carrier for both.
HEY RON CHUPA MIS WUEBOS!!!!!!!!!!PUTA
warren g stopped being a weed carrier the moment he stopped fucking with death row....he got his own money, but that's not his REAL house, that's something the producers rented for this specific episode...
also people need to dead the flav is broke...the nigga been on every successful reality show AND he's currently the producer of this show...so those broke days are long gone
Only a fool would let their friends dirty up their house like that. That shit was fake and I believe that house was rented and trashed like that on purpose. Warren G is no legend he is just another rapper.
And why did he look like he was making a food delivery to the house instead of approaching it liked he owned the place?
Posted by: c b w at August 21, 2006 12:14 PM
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Thats some funny shit right there cause I had the same thought when he came strollin up the block. He was lookin around like "Now I know this nigga said 214... where the hell is... is that it? Oh ok, thats 214 right there."
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He did look mad surprised to see Flave though and Flave gave him a little too much information for me. "Yeah boy, I came through with my girls so that they could *winking* CLEAN UP YOUR HOUSE FROM THE PARTY YOU HAD LAST NIGHT"
Warren G started out lookin like WTF this nigga....*nodding as he caught on* ... "Ohhhhhhhh.... right, the party I had last night"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Yeah guys. WE BELIEVE YOU.
that was the funniest thing iv seen/read/hear all day...
"Fuck the hair net. Shorty need a damn diaper." LOL
and that Double Dare part was of the chain too
Nah, that shit is hella fake though, Warren G don't even live in the hills like that, he stay in Reseda with all the vatos and P.W.T. (poor white trash).
Hey why move to the hills and still get treated like a nigger, when you can move to Reseda and be the Kang.
And for the record, I love Warren G's music, but that ninja is on W.C. status, but I'd have to say he's top 3 all time behind spliff star and the afermentioned "Foofy Foofy"
Whats those fat lumps bumps on homegirl chest ? the one with the fat ass..she got ass but I wouldnt touch that
All yall 17 year old kids dont know shit about warren G.
That nigga released a few platinum albums through g funk/def jam in the 90's.
Yall acting like this nigga wasnt shit but a sidekick.He was producing for everybody back in the 90s so I'm sure he got plenty of paper.
Blackanese went all Ricky Ricardo on poor Nibblez, going off in chinese and shit. It's good Somethin' went home because she was running out of clothes. Why that bitch have the same outfit she was in when she shitted her self four days later when she got booted from the house!!! Mad prop to Flav for eating something other than chicken on this episode(I hope he don't lose his KFC deal because of it) you know he feeding his kids with dat.
Who said Warren G is a weed carrier? Let's keep in mind that "Regulate/The G Funk Era" sold 4 mill!
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Ya, so did 'Ice Ice Baby'
Did you see that shit at dinner? The toad got his ass beat by a dead lobster. Then when he did finally busted the claw open the shit went all over the floor. You know that after that seen he told the 'Man Bitch' to go get him some KFC. At least he could figure out how to eat that shit without a hammer.
I can't lie that Cad he was driving was nice, but did you hear what it sounded like? Whaen he drove off I expected it to backfire and then later to see 'Miss Coffee Table Ass' pushing it.
Just FYI between child support, leagal council, IRS(Big Time), and several other less than successful ventures, your boy Flav is not exactly standing in the soup line at 54th and Crenshaw with Saaphyri, but he's not rollin' fat city either
All I have to say is I'm glad he sent sumthin's nasty as home.
Im so glad sumthin went home i couldnt watch another episode lookin at her nasty ass.what a disgrace for a woman to shit on a floor with a house full of people she must have been takin many dicks up her ASS for her to not hold her shit.....im sorry to see patienze leave but i cant believe her ass was that weak when being confronted..but i aint gonna lie Bootz need her ass whoop shes a snitch bitch and a fuckin trouble maker..i hope her ass be next to leave..and NIBBLES i think shes on there for the wrong reason ..shes using flav show to seduce woman on there ..she wants to make out with atleast half of the woman on the show..everytime she talk her mouth looks disgusting ..crazy is a fake trying to pull that love shit flav aint thinkin about her crazy ass.ITS LIKE DAT reminds me of E40..and buckwild LORD HAVE MERCY ON THIS woman TRYING SO HARD TO BE GHETTO BUT JUST MAKING AN ASS OUT HER SELF..SHE LOOKS LIKE IF I WAS A GUY I WOULDNT FUCK HER WITH A TEN FEET POLE.and thats my take on the show
Damnit Ron...
You always keep some funny ass shit to post about these reality shows! But I'm surprised that you didn't clown Delishis's trifling ass for letting Flav twerp that, and she ain't even half way through the competition. Now, is it just me or does she look like a broke ass Lisa Raye?
And you calling Warren G a weed carrier was dead wrong... hilarious, but dead wrong. That man made hits... but then again, that was a decade ago... so that does classify him as a current weed carrier.
deelishes might have alot of ass but that bitch is ugly she look like a tranny aint nothin cute about her ugly ass
It's good Somethin' went home because she was running out of clothes. Why that bitch have the same outfit she was in when she shitted her self four days later when she got booted from the house!!!
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That shyt is so funny...I was saying the same thing. And why is Bootz such a fuggin snitch!
this show is an embarrassment and disgraceful at first i was happy for flav but when i started watching the show i was embarrassed for him then the second season is straight bufonary and shuck and jive, amos and andy type of show. im tired of seeing him on tv eating fried chicken talking loud and ignorant seeing them women act ignorant and ghetto and loose black women are a gift to god to the black man they are this show being exploited and embarassing themselves. it is a straight black face 2006 i hope this the last season it messed up enough u see these girls degrading thereselves in hip-hop videos but not on this show
if he keep kissing all those nasty woman in the mouth like that they ALL GONNA CATCH SOMETHING FROM HIS NASTY CRUSTY LIP ASS .....EWWWW
Flavor Flav so black I thought he was a monster.
AHAHAHAHA LOL THAT SHIT IS SO FUNNY TASHA LMAO AHAHAH
Flavor Flav needs Jesus, Moses to part the Red Sea, etc., etc. This man is damn near 50 wearing braids and gold teeth, with rings on every finger, no table manners, no class and no taste. He is the epitome of a very unfunny joke.
His show is chock full of broke bitches with bad weaves, donkeys and (from appearances) diseases that are safe to assume are incurable. Several of those bitches are strippers, amateur porn stars, wannabe videhos, etc. Why any of them would snitch is beyond me.
I'm so grateful that Mighty Joe Young aka Sumthin aka a whole heap of hot nothin' got booted off the show. Her time was up when she ran out of Depends. I don't give a damn if she took a laxative before she stood and awaited a clock. You don't, under any set of circumstances, disrespect yourself or the person whose house you're in, by defacating on yourself/on their floor. She looked like a huge germ. Her body was a mess, her face was a mess, her wig had more tones than a room full of Anthonys. Buy some hair that matches next time, gorilla.
I hope Season 2 is the end of the illness. Flavor is flavorless. He needs to pay his child support, stop drinking and get off the damn BASE.
flavor sold out, he was talking about "fight the power". Non he shucking and jiving with top hot on.
flavor sold out, he was talking about "fight the power". Non he shucking and jiving with top hot on.
flav look like the blackest gorrilas son. he look like a freaken scorched up monkey. and have you seen his momma ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! plus flav look even uglier wet.
Flavor Flav has set blacks in entertainment back 25 years. We laugh at Flavor of Love 1 & 2 because it is entertaining.... that is if you like watching black women fight over someone they barely know, Have a a rep of being a tv hoe, for 15 minutes of fame. Because we are curious to see how low they will go to secure the prize. Flavor Flav. Other than to advance their own career do you really think any of these girls really like him? He kiss anything that is willing to let him. That's Scary! And he keeps the stank and skank ones on longer for ratings. The whole show is fake
what are those big bumps on deelish's shoulders and back?
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I think that he choose the write 1 b/c if he whould have choosen NewYork he whould had problems evey night. But anyways he did the write thing. And plus Flav childrens didn't even like her. So I just had 2 say that b/c she just 1 stankie azz hoe. Her nasty ass should her nasty azz. Her nasty azz knew she wasn't gon win 2 deelishis. But I think that she choosen2 win
I'm at a lost to say the least. How can ya'll really believe these kinds of shows are real; entertaining yes, but real ? come on ! ! I watch it because most of the time, I'm just amazed and want to see what comes next. Most of the times, the show writers do a good job; other times the show drags, and just gets boring as heck. Remember at the second to the last show; Flave went to the john, and N.Y. stood outside the door and listened to him pee, and moan for several minutes. Boring! Realistically, N. Y. might be a really nice person. They had to pick someone to hate, and she was the best actor, so she got the job. I wonder if they do have a #3, and if they will have the ratings as with #1 and #2.
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