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Fergie - "London Bridge" video
Posted on August 1, 2006 9:00 AM
Fergie Ferg and me love you long time?!
We have to nip this shit in the bud immediately. No more Tanqueray for these wankers. Homegirl obviously can't hold hers. Fergie’s debut single, “London Bridge,” [watch it now] is the stereotypical, coon-bred bullshit we've come to love and expect from the Collard Greens and Cornbread crew. It looks like the shit was produced by the surviving member of Milli Vanilli.
Girl, you know it's... Girl, you know it's... Girl, you know it's...
What is the purpose of the niggas with the microphone covers on their heads if they can’t move? You mean to tell me if you try to grind the stooch cake on one of these funny looking Mounties they don’t reserve the right to zap yo' dumb ass?
Oh, my damn. Now they’re making these niggas dance! I wanna gouge my eyes out. I haven’t been this embarrassed for England since… well, since fuckin ever. This video looks like the deleted scenes from "Spice World."
Listen closely, children. For the last time: Empowerment comes in acting like a ho. Got it? Next time you feel a little low in the self-worth department, find someone and say: “Oh, yeah. I’ll show you! Don’t make me suck your dick, man!” Sadly, every time she looks to flex her muscles she does some shit that wouldn’t even fly on the lunch shift at the strip club. Orlando would have to come from behind the bar and beat the shit out of Nilla Wafer.
I mean, I’ve finally found someone that "Darrin’s Dance Grooves" would actually help. She can’t get away with that one trick [high-speed hip shake] anymore.
That’s right. This video is nothing more than a British ho getting all kinds of outta pocket. How you flossin around like you talented or something? Fergie is working with The Trifecta. Can’t sing, can’t rap, can’t dance. Somehow, she gets burn though. Go figure.
The fuck is up with them hairstyles? Is that what’s crackin in the UK? Everybody got the 1955 grandma bun goin on? Niggas been watchin "Seinfeld"? Elaine Benes is back in style? I don't get it. The shit's not cute.
Where are her Black Eyed Background Dancers? Ah, yes… playing the back as usual. The darker Filipino Pea is enjoying all this shit a little too much. Maybe it’s because he knows that he’d be pop-locking and selling oranges on Sunset if Will couldn’t rap and they didn’t add this token to the team.
P.S.: I swear I saw CHG, the Unfadable Negro in there somewhere. He ain’t from England, but Fergie is his kind of bird.
Comments
First!!!!!
Why am I not surprised that Fergie went solo? The song garbage.
Ron, you know you are wrong for that picture.
LOL
Hahaha! I was just about to suggest this video Ron. This song is absolutely horrible and the sad thing is the TRL/MTV crowd is eating this shit up. I recently found out Fergie used to be a meth addict and looking at her I believe it.
LMFAO! DARRIN's DANCE MOVES... LOL. That was a good one.
This shit aint nothing but "Hollaback Girl, Part 2: The Swagger Jacking."
Trifecta indeed, LOL.
Is it me, or does it seem like she is emulating both Gwen Steffani and Kelis. Seems like she meshed the two styles.
@ verbal_entercourse,
No, it's not you. This sounds like some wannabe Gwen Steffani. Can anybody be orginal anymore?
And why every photo I see of Fergie look like she just pissed her pants? Does she have a sweating problem or something?
This shit should be subtitled: How I Spent My Summer Vacation In England Being A Crack Whore.
She actually said "I'm a lady, but I dance like a ho". I bet the boys in the group would disagree with that statement. According to that big nostril,Geronimo looking nigga he said "She's just ho who likes to dance".
I guarantee you that shit will be on your local urban radio station in the next 30 days.
dat bitch pissed on herself. i bet that shit stank! Fergie keep your legs closed!
I can't help but wonder what people would have thought of the song if it was KELIS's. Just a thought.
who ever wrote this blog is fucking dick. she's not even from england, you fuckin' momo..
Is that bitch's couchie really that sweaty??? that shit is disgusting...She got sweat box for real...
This beat sounds like an attempt to do some type of Beastie Boys song. OH SNAP
What's the matter Fergie? Couldn't afford all 4 harajiku girls? OH SNAP
A song about London has a lot more asian people than I expected. OH SNAP
You're London Bridge wants to go down? That doesn't make sence. Oh, I know what you're trying to say, But it doesn't make sence. OH SNAP
Let's all stop lying now Fergie. You're not human, let alone a lady. You look like the Hobgoblin. OH SNAP
i agree with rocky...
BOSSY, the song and video, aint much better
OH SNAP!
White girls are gonna love this one. They love them some white people performing songs with "hip-hop" flava.
darth.... isn't she part mexican???
this shit sounds like Gwen Stefani acting like Shawnna.
1. stylezz that was hilarious and very true. lol.
2. twerkolator youre right. fergie isnt from endland she is from california
3. she is not part latina she is part native american.
4. darth you're abosolutely correct
5. the only way the video reminds me of gwen is the part when she is dancing on the tables like gwen did in "rich girl"
Damn Dig you got that on the money, Hollaback girl:Part 2 - Invasion of the Can Stoochies. lol
Man I unfortunately woke up to this garbage yesteday morning and was like WTF.
I like that Orlando refrence Ron, but Avon wouldn't be having none of this slowflake in his club.
damn she must have seen some good dick in the audience that night. Never seen it that wet b4.....
That spot is what you think it is and it's not sweat! This is an old picture. Fergie is the new Madonna, obnoxious and untalented and not particularly attractive, at least to the BET crowd. Will is straight on the vocal background tip, that I love my baby Busta joint, he make that track work on the hook. I still think him and Wyclef are twins though. The rest of the group is garbage, the pop crowd has to buy somebody's album with the 2k a week allowances.
What's the matter Fergie? Couldn't afford all 4 harajiku girls? OH SNAP
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glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
LMAO @ LOWEDWN
I've been saying that she and the rest of the BEP's were garbage but no one listened
Corny song and concept. I like the beat though!!!
ANOTHER CLASSIC!!!
'Maybe it’s because he knows that he’d be pop-locking and selling oranges on Sunset if Will couldn’t rap and they didn’t add this token to the team.'
Ouch. But damn, you might be right.
yea yea yea...she no. 2 on da itunes chart - im not sure what the point is in constantly saying what sucks in urban music anymore - its pointless and seems energy could be spent elsewhere - like instead of griping about who sucks supporting whoever u think is good since they prolly aint selling no way - the Black Eyed Peas had Kim Hill before Fergie and no one supported them then but we wanna gripe now
But what da hell do I know
Miss Money
"look like a nigga, sing like a bitch"
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Black Friday you got me trippin at work nigga. But for real the song sounds like a Gwen/Kelis thing but I think fergie is sexy sorry. The song is trash but will get much burn. I don't think its coonish being she white but hey whatever.
I don't give a damn what she's mixed with.
She's white and so is Christina Aguilera, Charlie Sheen, Camereon Diaz AND Vin Diesel.
There. I said it.
I don't give a damn what she's mixed with.
She's white and so is Christina Aguilera, Charlie Sheen, Camereon Diaz AND Vin Diesel.
There. I said it.
Posted by: Darth Detox at August 1, 2006 02:40 PM
There is only one way to settle this:
RACIAL DRAFT! RACIAL DRAFT!
I don't know who is gonna take her. She's a 45th rounder.
I say we get the rights to Charlie Sheen in exchange for Shawn/Marlon Wayans.
Do we have a deal?
look for this one to takeover from nelly furtado's "promiscuous" which fas been #1 in the country for straight weeks.
you all talk about how white girls are jackin kelis's style but none of you ever buy a kelis album.truth be told the white girls show much more love to kelis black folks just recently joined the kelis's fan club after milk shake.
when the peas where without fergie how many of you bought the album let me count.none.when they added the white chick you folks start talkin.
don't let me even start on eminem's case probabbly the top 10 rapers ever black or white.but some of you keep deluding yourself.
like a recent post you made it is the attack of the "vanilla flavor" deal with it bcos somethin tell me you are gonna be getting a very large serving in years to come
I'll take the rights to Scarlett Johansen for Star Jones Reynolds and Condelissa Rice...any takers...anyone
And for the record I did have the first B.E.P album, w/ "Falling Up" & "Clap Your Hands" that shit was Chronic-esque compared to the garbage their putting out now. Basura
WTF?! Is this bitch shit that sweaty or has she pissed herself? Which is more gross? Damn, you know she is stankin' like a muthafucka! Go shower you nasty bitch!
DAMN NIGGA!!!!!!! I agree this grrl sux ass as an "artist"....but yr really coming across as a racist muthafucka....it really fuckz with u that this chick is a white grrl inna "rap" group don't it?!?! LOL!!!! DAMN bitch....act like a fucking grown-up....and that goe'z for almost everyone on this fag-ass blog!!!!! Step yr game up niggaz.....stop hatin' on the grrl coz' she'z white....GET A FUCKIN' LIFE.....this is the 21st century...."nilla wafer"....come on...try and be alot more "creative" than that retard!!!!! I'm sure if u really try hard enough u can think of a better racial slur than that!!!! JAH BLESS one,H.N.G.
Oh yeah....BTW....that pic up above is obviously 100% FAKE!!!!!! It'z just that dumbass nigga Ron Mexico(LOL) trying his hardest to be funny....but all it comez across is crass and disgusting....that homo probably getz off on that "golden shower" shit...LOL!!!!! Keep it movin' nigga....and write about something that actually matterz for once....STOP trying to tear down the grrl coz' yr a hatin' ass racist PIG!!!! It'z only so long FAKE ass niggaz can pretend!!!! Next time talk about REAL music with a REAL video...."too civilize those around you is a SLOW process." JAH BLESS one,H.N.G.
I dont give a shit about Fargo. I just had some real shit to say about the whole Mobb Deep thing, dissin' Nas. First of all i wouldnt give a fuck about MD if it wasnt for Nas.2nd i think its just them blowin 50 for signin' them.I dont kno if Hav's talkin shit i heard P.Also they been fallin off lately(expand your vocab P).Theres more words than "shit".
ain't nobody hatin on the fact that she's white, we hating on the fact that she's white, wack and fucking hip-hop up and even fucking pop up w/ the rest of those "monkees".
And Huey Newtonz Ghost, you seem real suspect dropping fag and nigga every other word in your post...step yo game up(b4 kufi's get smacked)
I can't help but wonder what people would have thought of the song if it was KELIS's. Just a thought.
Posted by: Rocky at August 1, 2006 10:17 AM
I'd still think it was garbage, just as I believe Bossy is garbage. I don't discriminate, if it sucks it sucks.
I don't give a damn what she's mixed with.
She's white and so is Christina Aguilera, Charlie Sheen, Camereon Diaz AND Vin Diesel.
There. I said it.
Posted by: Darth Detox at August 1, 2006 02:40 PM
There is only one way to settle this:
RACIAL DRAFT! RACIAL DRAFT!
Posted by: D****** at August 1, 2006 03:02 PM
LOL
BUT CAMERON ISN'T EVEN 1/2 WHITE SO YOU SHOULDNT REALLY MENTION HER.
I say we get the rights to Charlie Sheen in exchange for Shawn/Marlon Wayans.
Do we have a deal?
Posted by: willyjsimmons at August 1, 2006 05:02 PM
LMAO
DAMN NIGGA!!!!!!! I agree this grrl sux ass as an "artist"....but yr really coming across as a racist muthafucka....it really fuckz with u that this chick is a white grrl inna "rap" group don't it?!?! LOL!!!! DAMN bitch....act like a fucking grown-up....and that goe'z for almost everyone on this fag-ass blog!!!!! Step yr game up niggaz.....stop hatin' on the grrl coz' she'z white....GET A FUCKIN' LIFE.....this is the 21st century...."nilla wafer"....come on...try and be alot more "creative" than that retard!!!!! I'm sure if u really try hard enough u can think of a better racial slur than that!!!! JAH BLESS one,H.N.G.
Posted by: Huey Newtonz Ghost.... at August 1, 2006 07:10 PM
THAT'S VERY TRUE. I MEAN, THE SONG SUCKS BUT U DON'T HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF HER RACE.
she is rapping like Shawnna to me (Chi-Town!).
I say this song is wack because, like I tell the shorties, imagine this shit coming out 10-12 years ago. This shit would never have been accepted because real hip-hop fans wouldve rejected it so hard even the white folks wouldnt like it. Everybody is soft now, because hip hop is pop music. I always says how media dont even call these new wack crack rappers "gangsta rap" anymore. They call it hip hop. And thats where we got fukked in the game. We let corporations and big ass records companies take hip hop and make it what they wanted. And now we have in 2006... Fergie.
I used to tell my boy back in the day that I ain't like the BEP's, even on that first album. Fuck thats the joint, thats the jam. I aint turn that shit up or play it again. I knew it was somethin I aint like bout them niggas. We accept white people wit talent. This shit aint racial, its more cultural. They fukkin up. Cube said it. 'Pretty soon hiphop wont be so nice. No Ice Cube-- just Vanilla Ice.'
Damn guess I had more to say than I thought. =====~~~ Is the blunt half full or half burned? Hmmn.
ps-- yall bogus for tradin Shawn and Marlon Wayans for crackhead Charlie Sheen. For Shawn and Marlon you gotta give up Sheen, his C-list bro Emilio Esteves, and some B minus level actor like uh Ray Liotta. Fuggit I think at this point in their respective careers you can trade Shawn and Marlon str8 up for Jim Carey.
agreed. shawn and marlon are being undervalued greatly.
when did i make fun of her for being white.
don't confuse that with my making fun of a white person. they are two different things.
jah bless the herb.
Cameron Diaz isn't even half white?
Her last name is Diaz. You figure it out.
We'll give you guys Halle Berry if you take back Kevin Federline.
I Love You Ronnie Mexx :)
She got dat missy eliot vibe and she need two stop cuz missy can get on her da song not dat bad ...................................yeah it is lol she need to stick to dancing in her little group
Oh dear silly Fergie, that's not the London Bridge in your video...that's the Tower bridge. It's the same as singing about the Empire State Building and showing the Eiffel Tower.....
haahahahhahahahahah u peeed u panties in a concert shook ruz, tuz, shook, fuss
"you all talk about how white girls are jackin kelis's style but none of you ever buy a kelis album.truth be told the white girls show much more love to kelis black folks just recently joined the kelis's fan club after milk shake.
when the peas where without fergie how many of you bought the album let me count.none.when they added the white chick you folks start talkin."
Damn! So true!
And Huey Newton, you sound like someone struck a nerve. That picture is not fake, it was from a BEP concert, it was all over the internet AND VH1 when it happened. I'm sure it was/is a major embarassment for her! You must be Fergie's biggest fan, catching feelings the way you are! LOL
y does she talk bout london bridge in her video then show tower bridge? if ur gona make a shit song at least let da video make sense?
I don't understand alot of what the hell she is saying but I do like the song. She doesn't know how to rap that well, but she still does a good job in this song. just because we don't like what she is saying, it doesn't mean that she is really a whoe. she just says she is because it is a SONG!!!
I dont know where any of you get off thinking you have the right to hate on Fergie.
I don't think any of you have been part of a multi-platinum selling hip-hop group. Or been on world tours. Or had number one hits on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. So until anybody here has done that, and then some, nobody has the right to hate on Fergie because she did it with B.E.P. and now she's going to do it on her own. And personally, I think that's the only reason all of you are hating on her. It's because she's making the millions, and getting the platinum and multi-platinum records and all of you are just sitting in front of your monitors and televison sets wishing you were Fergie or anyone in the entertainment buisness for that matter. Just because she made a better life for herself doesn't mean you can hate on her. She isn't Kelis, Gwen Stefani, Shawnna, Madonna, she's Fergie and she's doing it better then Kelis, this record is getting more spin's then "Bossy". Madonna's a freak of religon all of a sudden, Shawnna sounds like a horrible version of Remy Martin and Lady Luck put together. And Gwen's doing the mom thing so for now Fergie's killing it.
Oh and another thing, I bet 90% of the people on this site who put "nigga" in their comments were white and that's how desperate they want to be black.
God Bless.
heyy your songs rule
i would love to meet u god bless you .. you are my fevorite singer
you are of the chain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow the only thing hot about that vidoe was the sexy guy who she was harrasing in the chair
peace reading all the blogs
made me laugh u folks are wild
i agree with phil near the bottom of the comments list here.
u can`t hate on folks all things are already set in vibes by the most high one god
all we do is play role given to us.
you folks know the music scene is crazy nowa daze but
that is life and not only records.
your town yor country all is affected by the nonsense of the world.
we need to put them words to the folks who make laws and pass bills like goverments. songs
dont feed the hungry or educate people
and there is a lot if hurt in the world today.
so dont knock no ones hustle as they say
get your own or write and produce your own song.
and to ron the who started this blog
apl
is one of the the coolest cats in bep
and he is a talented producer and a good friend
so mind your mouth when u say he would be poplocking and selling oranges on sunset.
speak on shit you know not on people u dont.
i tell u bout assholes
shit comes from it.
u need me check me on myspace.com/dreaddaze
peace-in
peace reading all the blogs
made me laugh u folks are wild
i agree with phil near the bottom of the comments list here.
u can`t hate on folks all things are already set in vibes by the most high one god
all we do is play role given to us.
you folks know the music scene is crazy nowa daze but
that is life and not only records.
your town yor country all is affected by the nonsense of the world.
we need to put them words to the folks who make laws and pass bills like goverments. songs
dont feed the hungry or educate people
and there is a lot if hurt in the world today.
so dont knock no ones hustle as they say
get your own or write and produce your own song.
and to ron the who started this blog
apl
is one of the the coolest cats in bep
and he is a talented producer and a good friend
so mind your mouth when u say he would be poplocking and selling oranges on sunset.
speak on shit you know not on people u dont.
i tell u bout assholes
shit comes from it.
u need me check me on myspace.com/dreaddaze
peace-in
That shit is nasty girl
GOD DAMN FERGIE you couldnt make it to the bathroom !!!!!!!!!!
Fergie has musically ripped off Gwen Stefani (like we fucking needed that bullshit) and Missy Elliot. She's ripped off Gwen Stefani's tired schtick of having a pair of mute Korean girls struttng behind her. Fergie has some (Trendy) browns behind her. Hey, I'm a brown too. Nez Perce. But fuck this tired bitch. Her and her de rigeur rehab stint (Probably for the occasional bong hit), her bull shit egotistical POV. Talentless cunt. How hard is it to please a bunch of 15 year old girls?
Fergie? Please go away. Or at least come up with your own thing you big rip off. Notice how the BEPs just like the Fugees (Another over rated POS band) have made a career out of doing other peoples songs? They throw in one of their own after 3-4 singles to establish a career based on looks and image verses music. These guys suck and the parts suck as bad as the whole.
Hey Fergie WAhatsup I went to the Blacked eyed peas concert and you in your FIERCE sweat suit loved it I love you Fergie
LOve you BIGGEST FAN
Alex
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