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Run's House: The List

Posted on July 21, 2006 9:27 AM

Catto Matte, everyone!

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SOHH presents… a new kind of list. Apparently Justine’s efforts to communicate her resentment for being neglected and borderline verbally abused by her pimp Chief J. Runbone (oh, he’s never getting past that one) reach a boiling point, prompting her to devise a list for him to consider. Sadly enough, Clause 1, Article 1 apparently reads “Stop talking down to me like I’m a stripper named Chocolate Hamhocks.”

All she ever wanted was to bust down some chicken wings in peace, Runbone! What’s wrong with that?!

"They so crispy!"

We all know Run is a self-righteous, condescending assclown. I truly believe he has good motives, but most strong-minded women would have long since stepped up to the plate with some concerns about that wild tongue of his. Yes, homegirl was shaving Weight Watchers points like a Division-I starting guard whose mama needed an operation, but some of the nagging is certainly uncalled for. His own classic displacement made him into “The Cake Nazi.”

You think a cake-lover like Justine’s gonna be okay with that? No, sir. In fact, I think we finally found her breaking point. In a season and a half of this show, have you seen Justine once get out of pocket? No. Threaten her buffalo wings and chocolate cake and Tatalalicious is going down swinging, Reverend Ike. “You fuckin with my Entenmann’s. Now, I gotta cut ya! That’s the rule!”

I know I wasn’t the only one fucked up watching Justine force-feed Russell some ice cream. At first I was utterly perplexed by it. Under normal circumstances, a parent would be kinda excited to know that their child wasn’t completely addicted to the shit. Sadly, in this case, Justine is more afraid than anything. She knows her child is not normal. She’s just trying to find a pulse on this little nigga.

I’ll tell you what. She needs to be watching that little fashionista bitchface, Daniel. Diggy is rapidly becoming that frightening megalomaniac combination of Pharrell and Kanye that the world should be afraid of. Fuck the “Number One” video. P.S.: The little nigga is 10. You don’t want him to trip over clothes? Stop buying him minks and shit! Who the fuck is feeding the flames? He’d have to take out a shitload of trash to earn all that designer gear.

I also can’t believe the Good Reb'm Doctor GED didn’t know his son had gotten braces. That’s not like “Yo, when did you scrape your knee like that?” That’s some serious shit that you would think a parent (who doles out the health insurance and pays the orthodontist) might have known about already. No wonder these niggas are running around the house sniffing dog shit. Dad’s flying around the country in a Dracula Pimp cape and mom is usually face-first in some cake mix.

Kinda makes me miss “Being Bobby Brown.”

Questions? Comments? Requests? Don’t have enough Brooks Brothers in your 10-year-old’s closet? I can put you on a program. talkinvideos@sohh.com

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • Wade says...
  • This has to be the most disgusting commentary I have ever read. Some of these comments are not even needed and they're not even funny. You need Jesus.

  • July 21, 2006 10:50 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Awww, man. You must not have seen my Flavor of Love shit.

    It'll have you in the church house.

  • July 21, 2006 10:51 AM
  • dubz says...
  • i think he is a husband and father a person that is very funny and keeps thinks very interesting he still is young at heart and from time to time he shows that. I have never really seen him yell at his kids of wife he is always calm and try to have sit down talks and talk things out with is wife and kids. He even aplogize for all the shit that he was put his wife thorough about the things he was saying about her food and weight. I think people want to say bad thing about rev run because he is not as mean forceful or hard on his kids like most parent. Most parent would just curse there kids out or something. He is a good caring guy who cares about his kids and family. I like the show if you ask me i watch it every week. i can understand how he can miss certain about his kids because it is so many of them and he travel and got that big as house so he is going to miss somethings

  • July 21, 2006 11:19 AM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • Man, Justine got game fucked up, who cares if she don't get outta pocket, she wanna hit that man with a list, for the sole purpose that all she really wants to do is stuff her face...that shit ain't right. C'mon man, What part of the game is that?

    Yea the boy Diggy's already a boderline metrosexual, you 10 and really puttin that much into what your gonna wear to church? Big Chief better keep an eye on him.

    And what about these two lil ninja's practically rubbing their face in dog shit...Hmmmmmffff(gas face)

  • July 21, 2006 11:30 AM
  • Sexxy Thick thighs says...
  • I agree with Wade, The shit you were commenting on was uncalled for and they really was'nt funny, forreal b, like It seems to me that your a hater, what you want a mink but can't afford one, so you got to hate on litte diggy and like you said he is 10 so you would scoop so low to call a 10 year old bitchface come on bruh get ya shit together.

  • July 21, 2006 11:43 AM
  • ease says...
  • Jo Jo is Ho Mo

  • July 21, 2006 11:53 AM
  • willyjsimmons says...
  • Nope.

    Shit was funny Ronnie!!

    When I saw that fur coat I said to myself:

    'This lil niggaz goin to church in a fur, and his REVEREND daddy is gonna let him??!!'

    You know them old women at the church was DYIN on the inside, waiting for service to be over so they could gossip on that shit for real.

    My grandmama would shake her head for days on some shit like that.

    LAWD JESUS.

    That lil nigga got more clothes than I do. Shit, than I've had in my entire fuckin life and I'm 28 years old.

    I'm still wearing shirts from highschool.(student loans my niggs, student loans)

    Then jojo and Russy's lil asses are gonna run to daddy talkin 'bout:

    'How come you ain't take us....'

    Damn Jojo, first Uncle Russ sonned yo ass, now Daddy is tryin to 'baller block'??

    Justine is a fuckin trip for real.

    Ma said 'the list got me in troubowwww!'

    'My stomach HURTS!!'

    Had me dyin.

  • July 21, 2006 12:00 PM
  • edumacation says...
  • Much more readable, even funny!

  • July 21, 2006 12:03 PM
  • Diangela aka Brooklyn Massive says...
  • that shows you what a BAD FATHER he is. I have braces and there is soooo much you have to go thru before you actually get them on. You have to get rubberbands put between you teeth to make room for the brackets, then leave 'em in for like 6 weeks, then go back, and do so many other things. Where he thought his kid was goin all those times????? He's a HORRIBLE FATHER

  • July 21, 2006 12:16 PM
  • Bird says...
  • I don't what these people are talking about Ron, that post was hysterical. I'm co-signin everything you and Willy said, but I don't know. Maybe Diggy is showing signs of future greatness. He gonna have to do something to be able to afford the lifestyle daddy got him accustomed to.

    JoJo is definately on a "the world hates me" trip. Poor baby. He reminds me that teenagers are indeed children.

  • July 21, 2006 12:23 PM
  • Bird says...
  • Diangela he might not know when exactly he got the full braces on, but he damn sure will be paying the bill since I ain't seen no sign of Jus having a job. He is a good father. He's there supporting and guiding them, whether he is doing it in a way we agree with or not. At least the brotha is making an attempt.

  • July 21, 2006 12:29 PM
  • Diangela aka Brooklyn Massive says...
  • Paying for clothes and getting your kids what they want isn't being a good father BIRD. all that advice we see him giving them is obviously for the cameras. They saound so scripted. You're not a good parent i you don't even notice thousands of dollats of hardware going into your childs mouth...

  • July 21, 2006 12:40 PM
  • Suga says...
  • LMAO! They need to be watching Russy for real! Did you see the way he was yelling at that dog? They must have cut out him kickin it....

  • July 21, 2006 12:47 PM
  • when willniggas grow up? says...
  • Bird good hearing from you and not dumb niggas on tha otha site.you know som niggas need friends so the internet is theplacetobe

  • July 21, 2006 12:50 PM
  • Boston says...
  • This show has me in stitches! I was on the verge of tears when Run was sitting on the couch talking to himself...or the hat, I should say when he saw the price tags on those suits. 4Gs for a suit...for a kid? Dig’ll probably wear that suit...what?...once? That ish was ridiculous. And question: Why didn’t Run just take Diggy to Phat Farm? He could’ve gotten all the suits he wanted for free I bet. I guess Uncle Russell can’t even get his own family to roc his stuff.

    And yeah, the opening scene with the kids smelling the carpet the dog ished on...that was nasty. I would’ve beaten them kids senseless. And then when they tried to cover it up with cologne...OH LORD!

    But Justin’s my girl though, cause she stay saying random stuff...“They so crispy!” LOL!

  • July 21, 2006 1:01 PM
  • big papa pump says...
  • Did anyone notice that every clip of Angela had her combing her hair? Whats up wit that!

  • July 21, 2006 1:24 PM
  • Denise says...
  • It really isn't hard for braces to go un-noticed. I have the Ceramic braces and not once did I have to do the rubber-band thing. Also, who are we to judge whether or not he's a good father or not. Truth be told, most father's would not have noticed the braces, especially if you have a stay-at-home mom like Justine who takes care of things like that. I'm sure Justine mentioned the braces to Ron (while not on camera) and went to the orthodontics while he was working. It amazes me how people are so quick to judge, especially when someone is setting an example for their children. What are we coming too?

  • July 21, 2006 1:58 PM
  • Myke says...
  • Fuck ya'll
    do that shit Ron
    On-point a lot of times any-F'n-way

  • July 21, 2006 2:01 PM
  • The Playa says...
  • Forget all that dumb talk. The daughter is FINE! When I saw her posing for the magazine, I couldn't stand up for 30 minutes.

  • July 21, 2006 2:05 PM
  • Bird says...
  • I understand what you saying Diangela, I'm just saying don't judge him based solely on that. He's there with them. A whole bunch of fathers pay child support, but don't live with their babies. If I them credit, which I do, I gotta give him even more credit. This is a man sticking it out through the ups and downs. You gotta give him credit for that. As for the metal in my babies mouths, the oldest don't need them although I JUST kicked out $600 for a root canal and gotta pay $700 got damn more for the crown. All the more reason for me to respect him personally. Baby daddy promised to give $250 toward the bill, but a month later I ain't got a damn thing. Run is that dude. Trust.

  • July 21, 2006 2:45 PM
  • Jai says...
  • Did anyone notice that every clip of Angela had her combing her hair? Whats up wit that!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    OR reading a damn magazine! Now, I realize this stuff is edited to within an inch of it's life, but damn! Is that the only footage they have of this girl?

    The kids are spolied brats(4k for a suit for someone who who doesn't have the sense to wipe the dog shit stains with a rag?), the step-mom is plum dumb (is there ONE fucking episode she's not whining about food? "Cakes & pies, cakes & Pies!"), and the Rev is out of his mind for letting cameras record all of that shit- forever.

  • July 21, 2006 2:54 PM
  • DaStreets says...
  • ok here yall go taking what yall see on tv and running with it...yes this family is different from alot of us..but then again alot of us aint as rich as this dude is..

    he bitched about 4 G's for a suit but he still bought the damn thing...I may not shop at sachs on a regular but I know enough to know that shit there is expensive before I get there!! so point being...since that's where they told the driver to go..obviously he knew what he was getting into...

    also...run is a busy dude..with 5 kids to keep tabs on..maybe the braces were at a time while he was traveling..even though I did think it was strange he did not know his son got them...

    yes I agree..his kids are spoiled but name one rich kid who aint?? and so what they wear minks to church...god don't judge you based on ur pocket...the point of the matter is that they go to church..so let whoever wants to gossip do just that...maybe they put twice as much as u in the collection plate..

    seriously..no matter what they wear to church..the whole congregation knows they rich...so why front like u aint?

  • July 21, 2006 3:17 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • Fuck you crybaby ass muthas, Ron Mexico is the funniest muthafucka on this site, and he went easy on Cheif Rev J. Runbone's fam this week, so y'all should be happy.

  • July 21, 2006 3:43 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • So, according to DaStreets...

    having money completely absolves one of responsibility, moral and otherwise.

    Cool. Just making sure that's what you guys think.

  • July 21, 2006 4:12 PM
  • 1up says...
  • I think Run is doing a good job as a father and husband. The kids are really well adjusted. They are rich so don't hate when they pay 4k for a suit. That's like 5 dollars to them. Keep doing your thing Run and your advice is always on point. The world needs more Runs...Black, spiritual, and family oriented.

    1up

  • July 21, 2006 4:31 PM
  • Reverse the Curse says...
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  • July 21, 2006 4:54 PM
  • 1 says...
  • MAN 2 THINGS I LOOK FORWARD TOO WATCHING DA RUN'S AND CHECKING OUT RON'S BLOG SHIT HAS ME ROLLING EVERYTIME THAT SHIT TRUE AS FUCK JUSTINE NEVER SAID SHIT TO RUN UNTIL IT CAME TO THE FOOD LMAO AND SHE ALWAYS TALK LIKE SHE TALKING TO A LIL KID O SOFT ASS VOICE BUT DAMN DIGGY DID NEED THEM BRACES I THINK RUN REALLY MEANT TO SAY DAMN BOUT TIME BOY THEM TEETH WERE FUCKED 3 WAYS TO SUNDAY HAHA

  • July 21, 2006 5:20 PM
  • Waaaay says...
  • The end was the best.

    Justine: "What was the name of the restaurant we went to?"

    Run: "..."

    Justine: "I want those wings right now."

    Justine: "...They were so crispy."

    I hate when I go to a friends place or a friend of a friend (you know how white people do) and they ask me to eat over, and when I say, "No," they come back with, "Were having chicken."

    I mean, damn! I don't want to be the "angry black man," but please. I'll have those mash potatoes and a corn on a cob just to go against you. (Even though you know damn well I WANT that chicken.)

  • July 21, 2006 5:49 PM
  • Ashland says...
  • Sad enough to say, i was looking forward to what you had to say in your blog about runs house. But whats even sader is that you consit use of the n word directed to 2 little boys. Your not funny nor are you "on point" ....

    Anyway seems to me like your the same guy in "chinatown" copping jordans n shit...but you mad that in "runstown" the cop minks n suits from saks fith ave..... cheer up little buddy not your fault your a loser..just be mad that your daddy was giving liquor n crack instead of money to the homeless prostiutes.... i would be mad too if a 10 year old was flyer then me...


    anyway i thought it was funny ass hell russy n the icecream thing. but did any1 esle notice in the beginning of the episode russsy had braces and at the end he didnt....

  • July 21, 2006 6:08 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • mAN some of y'all actin like having money gives you a pass to be spoiled and act out of pocket, these are kids people, let's say Rev & Russ lose it all tommorrow, do u know the shit storm he'd have to deal with. Daddy(a la Hilary Banks) I need a new suit. When he say he ain't got it, their gonna all have tantrums, at the least. I mean we all wanna give our kids the shit we ain't have, but there is going too far, and minks and 4K suits that a 10year old will most likely wear twice b4 it's outgrown is ricockulous. You see how Russy and JoJo wanted to bitch when Diggy got laced, that's called being spoiled; "well how come you took him shopping and not us"... does more really need to be said?

  • July 21, 2006 7:44 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • mAN some of y'all actin like having money gives you a pass to be spoiled and act out of pocket, these are kids people, let's say Rev & Russ lose it all tommorrow, do u know the shit storm he'd have to deal with. Daddy(a la Hilary Banks) I need a new suit. When he say he ain't got it, their gonna all have tantrums, at the least. I mean we all wanna give our kids the shit we ain't have, but there is going too far, and minks and 4K suits that a 10year old will most likely wear twice b4 it's outgrown is ricockulous. You see how Russy and JoJo wanted to bitch when Diggy got laced, that's called being spoiled; "well how come you took him shopping and not us"... does more really need to be said?

  • July 21, 2006 7:57 PM
  • dyamond says...
  • I enjoy watching run's house. It seems to me like all the hater's watch run's house so which means to me, you enjoy watching the show as well. Yes they are spoiled if you and I had the money to spoiled our kids we would do the same. And to the person who used the n-word it's obvious that u dont have anything and never will. I love the show

  • July 21, 2006 9:10 PM
  • Howard Dean says...
  • byahhhhh!!!!!

  • July 22, 2006 5:09 AM
  • nupe says...
  • Fuck the fact that he didn't know the boy had braces. My qusalm is this nigga didn't take ALL 5 OF THEM MOTHERFUCKERS TO THE ORTHODONTIST! It's like watching the Chipmunks every Thursday night.

    I love Justine. Let that cute, bug bitch eat cake.

    Diggy a fag. oops...

  • July 22, 2006 9:02 AM
  • MayorOfLosAngeles says...
  • Ron Mexico,

    you is a fuckin psycho homes. You be on point about these comments and shit. Rev and that punk ass cape, momma binging on cake mix, Diggy spendings the whole combined income of Guy R Brewer's residents on polo shirts and chanel glasses, lil ten year old muthafucka. When i was 10, i was rockin hoodies with no undershirts. I was happy if i got some new nikes. This nigga gets a prada and gucci wardrode whenever he lays a track. Russell's gonna be a cheerleader or some shit, thats a hoe ass lil kid. Plus he aint got no black friends to critique him, so its downhill from here. And vanessa could still get it at 9 am.

  • July 22, 2006 2:26 PM
  • MayorOfLosAngeles says...
  • i would be mad too if a 10 year old was flyer than me...

    Posted by: Ashland at July 21, 2006 06:08 PM

    fuck that lil spoiled nigga. He's lucky he doesnt go to public school, he would be gettin beat up every day. The simmons are the real life Banks from the fresh prince of bel air. They should let a relative who still lives in the hood to move in with them...Shit would be coming up missing, he's "borrowing" the lambo and bentleys to show off in Queens, all the boys scared of him cause hes from the hood. It would make the show a classic. A true life Fresh Prince of New jersey.

  • July 22, 2006 2:35 PM
  • NYC 4 Life says...
  • Have any of you seen my super sweet 16?? Those people are crazy. Rev Run got long money. 4G's for a suit ain't nothing. Why because he's black he gotta shop in Conway for his kids. He is among the elite so his kid will wear good shit. I met Run once and he is a good person. So Fuck yall

  • July 22, 2006 9:36 PM
  • Tony says...
  • No kid should be wearin a 4 grand suit and Russy is a weirdo he needs a good ass whippin I love me some Justine she is mad funny and crazy . I still would fuck the shit outa ANGELA .

  • July 23, 2006 2:06 AM
  • NYdff says...
  • Why you guys bitching so much . This is TV . for all you know everything they doing is scripted,just like the retarted show the Osbornes . networks edit shows like these,to make everyone look stupid .

  • July 23, 2006 11:41 AM
  • Quell says...
  • I love Run and his family and all but sometimes the Rev slips ups. How in the hell do you compromise with a 10 years that if you buy him more $1000 suits(that he's going to grow out of) then he has to stop making you late for church. Hell naw! We're going to get the ones he has altered or he's going to smacked upside the head and then have to go to church looking like a bum. What the hell is wrong with Rev? That's how he can loose control of the household and I know he didn't see that JoJo and Russy bitch move coming "How come you didn't take us shopping?" That is not how a boy grows into a MAN. And Justine needs to just stop with the damn eating. Its one thing to make you wife feel insecure about her eating, but if it's is true that you stuff you face then just stop. How does the episode end with her having an upset stomach and yet she's still thinking about those wings. Don't support that Run, make her diet. Is she even pregnant yet to be eating all that food? Guess we'll see next episode.

  • July 24, 2006 9:46 AM
  • Deviouz Allure says...
  • These children are abousolutely SPOILED ROTTEN! It makes me sick to see this from our people, Tru we want our kids to have what we didnt. But there is a fine line.The proof is in the pudding. Yall see that these kids are A LIL OFF. And just wait for the new kid on the block. I can see it now RUN'S HOUSE 2020-

    Rev and Justine: Will be on every dite envented and still wont loose the weight, and still complaning and trying for another child (Hey some people reproduce until they can't no more, but there will be meds that can fix that issue) It is called the Empty Nest for a reason!!!!!!!!

    Vanessa: Will be Knocked up with her 3rd child by the most popular Hip-Hop star of the time. that is if Baby Daddy#1 (T.I.) and #2 (Young Joc) dont have a problem with it.

    JoJo: Will have pulled a Ma$e on us and end up in jail or on Death Row Records *Whats the difference*

    Angela: Will be a Designer for the once hott BabyPhat empire, still trying to dress the mannequin. Caught up in a Love Triangle Scandal with her sisters DB (Young Joc/Usher/Kobe) Oh I forgot Kobe likes the White Meat, but hey the Simmons Clan is the most colour in the all white party in the Hamptons (close but no cookie)

    Diggy: Will still be living with his parents with his girlfriend and 1 child (Shhhh...the baby is not his, but dont tell nobody cuz he's in love with a stripper. P.S. she was born a MAN!)

    Russy: Will be diagnosed with adult ADHD/ADD/Skitso/Manic Depressive. due to the new baby and the tramatic ICE CREAM experiance.

    Lil Simmons: Heaven Only Knows whats in store for this new arival, Lord Willin this one will turn out normal! LOL LOL LOL LMAO LMAO LMAO JK.

    Let us Pray.........

  • July 25, 2006 11:18 AM
  • Keima says...
  • Check out Rev. Run's TESTIMONY on BET 6am and The Word Network with Bishop Bernard E. Jordan ( Alot of Celeb's and us ordinary people seek him for personal Prophesy and guidance, and encouragement from God).

    Be Blessed by it...

    Also this Run's House show was prophesied and also Run's wisdom Book ( inspired by God.

    Remember no man or woman of God is perfect, but you do the best you can and walk up right with God with a pure heart and ask for the strength to do God's perfect will for your life then it's all good!

    This show is God's will and plan for Rev. Run and his family.

    Jesus is Lord and knows all things.

    Judge in righteousness the Bibles declares...

    "No weapon formed against Rev. Run and his family shall prosper and every tongue that speaks against them in jugdement, He shall condemn." - Isaiah 54:17

    But also I say, Lord forgive those that do not know what they say or do against the man you have chosen for your Glory.

    God rains upon the just and unjust,.

    Remember God is not through with us yet, He deals with us on the things we decide to do or say. He perfects us, not us- if we let HIM!!!

    God is good... God is Love...

    Peace I'm out be bLESSED!

  • August 11, 2006 8:47 PM
  • D says...
  • I love watching this show, specially at the end of the day or I should say the next morning when he gets on and tells everyone God is good, Luv rev Run. Why hate? I am shocked at everything everyone is saying about Runs Family,what a disrespect! My God,Would You want anyone talking about your mother or kids like that!? No am not white,You are probably thinking that because I am actually typing things in a proper way or matter ..not like "cuz" "ain't that a mthr fkr" "pff" "mink shit" "fat bitch" "fk this and fkn that"!!!!..... IGNORANT MTHR FKRS...!!! Yah all of you trying to point fingers at anyone...is your backyard clean?How do you like me now?!ITS ALL ABOUT RESPECT!QUIT HATING...WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND,Obviously,It does not really matter to you...This family chose to share their lives with the world in a very positive way, why come at them this hard....It makes me sick..!! what is fkn funny ...excuse my french lol, Is that...only Their own kind chose to bash on them...yeah..."black people". the rest of us mixed crowed(yeah , the white,the brown and the fkn yellow) can only have nothing but LOVE for this man and his family!!!!DO YOU HAVE INNER PEACE? bout time to look for it!!! Its all about RESPECT if you dont give it...You are NOTHING!!! ignorance is your coat! cowards!

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