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Run's House: NOT the Mama!

Posted on July 28, 2006 9:48 AM

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Keeping in the tradition of our ancestors, probably spurred by a new addition to the African Serenity room (these niggas have an African Serenity room?!), Chief J. Runbone embarks on a renewed mission to lead his family in spirit and action across the board. As Justine goes out to do some independent thinking and make a few career moves, Joey is left to care for the litter.

What's the over-under on a failed attempt at Hamburger Helper?

An airhorn is a new sick and twisted dimension of child abuse! I’d rather go get a switch for Big Mama than to be airhorned until my ears bleed. Ain’t nothing those kids could have done that’s worth deafening them.

This nigga makes more dick jokes than any reb’m I’ve ever known! All I have to say is “SU-PER-SPERRRM!!”

Justine’s got 2 pink stripes on the pee-pee test! That means season 3 is gonna have a new Runlet. We all know and understand this, but Angela and Vanessa had to engage in a PBS children’s show reenactment for all of our information. For some reason, I found it quite disturbing. I don’t know if it’s because they’re a little too old for that shit or what, but something ain’t right. Ah, to be the daughter of a preacher man.

At the orthodontist, when they prop Russy’s mouth open, homie looks like he’s been eatin more than some fuckin Cookie Crisp. If I didn’t know much better, I’d say little man has been bustin open 48oz cans of Juicy Juice with his teeth. I mean... why the fuck are his gums bleeding? P.S.: If Runbone keeps murdering Diggy’s braces, Russy might have a partner in the assassination plot.

I don’t think The Good Reb’m GED has been to the supermarket since “Christmas in Hollis.” Nigga looked as confused as I would have thought him to be in a bookstore. So… Run can’t stand to be second to Justine in any regard, but homie can’t pick soft foods out of a lineup. Hmmmmm.

So what’s Justine doing all this time that she can’t be in the house performing her womanly duties all barefoot and prennint (pregnant) like a good girl ‘pose ta? Oh, she’s out chasing her dream of designing her on jewelry line. Uh oh. I smell some Kimorin goin down. (Yes, that's a verb now.)

As soon as she gets an idea out, the Simmons Jewelry bigs find a way to spin whatever she says into “Oh, yes… We’ve been sitting on this idea for a line of colored — I mean… urban jewelry!” How about BROWN SUGAR?! Oooh! Oooh! Let’s make it out of brown… No, wait cognac-colored diamonds!

Much like “Day so crispy,” Justine doesn’t disappoint us with an immediate “That I love!” at the very mention of those Hennessey-colored stones! Then they wanna trot her onto QVC for all the world to ridicule. Awesome!

While she’s away, Runbone’s got the kids running completely amok. While it’s foreign to Justine to have kids playing manhunt in the backyard relatively unsupervised, white folks do that shit all the time. “Oh, Billy. Just be back by dinner. We don’t really care where you go!” There was some serious “catto matte” going on that night. Those kids were doing them! Little do Run and Justine know, you leave a group of white kids alone in the backyard too long, they’re gonna come back stoned off something. I don’t care if they’re 11.

This week’s fitting ending? Run calls Justine a black Fran Drescher.

2 points, Runbone… and way to go trying to take care of the kids. You got 5, I would have thought you’d have been a little more proficient, but the low-expectation-having motherfuckers on my site want me to congratulate you just for being a black man who is… well… there.

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Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • M says...

  • I love the show . They are all crazy

  • July 28, 2006 11:25 AM
  • What a lame topic says...

  • You are really running out of material

  • July 28, 2006 11:29 AM
  • Inker says...

  • 1st homos

  • July 28, 2006 11:30 AM
  • Pastor Run says...

  • Happy moments,
    PRAISE GOD.
    Difficult moments,
    SEEK GOD.
    Quiet moments,
    WORSHIP GOD.
    Painful moments,
    TRUST GOD.
    Every moment,
    THANK GOD.

  • July 28, 2006 11:30 AM
  • Parable says...

  • I missed that crazy mess yesterday. Thanks for the update. "Reb'm"

  • July 28, 2006 11:32 AM
  • caff says...

  • The episode yesterday was funny. I forgot which one, Angela or Vanessa, spit her cereal out when Diggy said "Pregnant!". That shit was classic.

    She even looks sexy with milk dripping from her chin.

  • July 28, 2006 11:45 AM
  • Wade says...

  • Once again Ron Mexico has to get real disrespectful and over analytical for material. Pretty lame.

  • July 28, 2006 11:50 AM
  • hatestheradio says...

  • OF

  • July 28, 2006 12:06 PM
  • ashland says...

  • you really suck at this, give it up. Your not funny at all. your aloser kid go kill your self... but haha i thought last nite episode was pretty hilarious but the jamaican guy telling angela she had a big head.... any1 catch jo jo on mtv overdrive..omg that dude is str8 gay

  • July 28, 2006 12:25 PM
  • Diangela aka Brooklyn Massive says...

  • i thought the "party" was mad bootlegg. how u have all that noney and thats the best you can come up with? and i think pal was cute. i have a feeling that JUSTINE is gonna milk her pregnancy for all the laziness it got

  • July 28, 2006 12:29 PM
  • Boston says...

  • At the orthodontist, when they prop Russy’s mouth open, homie looks like he’s been eatin more than some fuckin Cookie Crisp. If I didn’t know much better, I’d say little man has been bustin open 48oz cans of Juicy Juice with his teeth. I mean... why the fuck are his gums bleeding?
    ______________________________________

    LOL! I love this show.

    And dang Ron, you remember exactly every highlight from the show. You got TiVo or something?

  • July 28, 2006 12:32 PM
  • pastor says...


  • Happy moments,
    PRAISE GOD.
    Difficult moments,
    SEEK GOD.
    Quiet moments,
    WORSHIP GOD.
    Painful moments,
    TRUST GOD.
    Every moment,
    THANK GOD.

  • July 28, 2006 12:43 PM
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  • shit man i'm just glad to see daddy's home for his family

  • July 28, 2006 12:52 PM
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  • July 28, 2006 1:27 PM
  • 1up says...

  • Run is an inspiration to me and my family. What I gather from the Rev is own your spirituality and don't take the physical world to seriously. The show is hella funny.

    1up

  • July 28, 2006 1:35 PM
  • Quell says...

  • Run does make a hell of a lot of jokes about how proficient he is in bed and Justine trys to ignore it. Who in the hell do those folks at Simmons jewelry think they are trying to exploit Justine with cognac-colored diamonds on QVC. BULLSHIT! Take more control don't settle for that quick dollar. And when did she start doing business anyway. "Kimorin" was hilarious that's the perfect word. I know airhorns are loud but JoJo was straight bitchin he spent too much time around his sisters and watchin MTV. Run should take him back to Queens so he can get some heart, a backbone, or a catch a bullet in the leg or something

  • July 28, 2006 1:45 PM
  • Lowedwn says...

  • As soon as she gets an idea out, the Simmons Jewelry bigs find a way to spin whatever she says into “Oh, yes… We’ve been sitting on this idea for a line of colored—I mean… urban jewelry!” How about BROWN SUGAR?! Oooh! Oooh! Let’s make it out of brown… no, wait cognac-colored diamonds!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    for real brown sugar, i would've had to take it there just to see what them C.A.C's(Cracka Ass Cracka) would say, "Brown Sugar!!! What the FUCK's that suppose to mean?" lmao

    good shit as usual Mr. Mexico on this shitty ass Friday

  • July 28, 2006 1:49 PM
  • Myke says...

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  • July 28, 2006 2:16 PM
  • willyjsimmons says...

  • ANOTHER CLASSIC!!!

    I thought the same thing when Russy had is mouth open.

    WTF IS WRONG WITH HIS CHOPPERS!!!!????

    DAMN SON!!!

    Lil nigga looks like he gargles with acid.

    Run in the store was a mess. Grown ass man who can't navigate the fuckin produce section? Him callin Justine askin her to come home was too damn funny!! Jesus.

  • July 28, 2006 3:17 PM
  • amber says...

  • russy's mouth was horrible

  • July 28, 2006 4:55 PM
  • Junior says...

  • Ron Mexico Are U Some Kind Of Rev Run Dick Rider, Do U Beat Your Meat Everytime U See Diggy And Russy Shooting Hoops, Or Do U Wank Off When U Watch JoJo Try On Shoes And Caps, Or Do You Wait To Let Your Load Off When Rev Run Is In The Bath Tub At The End, Seems Like You Love The Show Cus Everyweek Theres A New Forum About Run's House, Are U Jealous Of Justine For Getting A First Hand Look At "Chief J Redbones" Or AreU Jealous That Russel Jr. Is Playing With Gameboys Instead Of Playing With Ur Balls, U HOMO FAGGIT

  • July 28, 2006 5:27 PM
  • hunnigurl says...

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  • July 28, 2006 6:22 PM
  • Naz! says...

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  • July 28, 2006 6:26 PM
  • ashland says...

  • Ron Mexico Are U Some Kind Of Rev Run Dick Rider, Do U Beat Your Meat Everytime U See Diggy And Russy Shooting Hoops, Or Do U Wank Off When U Watch JoJo Try On Shoes And Caps, Or Do You Wait To Let Your Load Off When Rev Run Is In The Bath Tub At The End, Seems Like You Love The Show Cus Everyweek Theres A New Forum About Run's House, Are U Jealous Of Justine For Getting A First Hand Look At "Chief J Redbones" Or AreU Jealous That Russel Jr. Is Playing With Gameboys Instead Of Playing With Ur Balls, U HOMO FAGGIT
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    lol he told your punk ass didnt he you ol hatin ass nigga!

  • July 28, 2006 8:50 PM
  • Versatile says...

  • Rev. Run must be the reverend at a Baptist Church. Because there's no way that the leaders of any other denomination would stand behind an openly immoral person such as him. i wouldn't attend, and I definitely wouldn't tithe at his church.

  • July 29, 2006 12:26 PM
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  • TRAVIS says...

  • REV!! ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOUR DAUGHTER(MAN SHE's FINE)THE YOUNG ONE.

  • July 29, 2006 6:56 PM
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  • July 29, 2006 8:43 PM
  • Teddy Ding Dong says...

  • my room has only one outlet where the fan is plugged into and my laptop battery is running low so i unplugged the fan just to be on the internet because i dont ever...ever leave the house and i enjoy the internet a whole bunch so right now i am melting in my closet sized room with my carhartt hoodie on because i enjoy the "look" it gives me..also, i just look out the window and am scarred to go outside......am i a loser?....help me

  • July 29, 2006 9:28 PM
  • Young Guice says...

  • No Teddy, your not a loser....just a future SOHH.com Blogger !!! You Can Do IIITTTT !!!!

  • July 30, 2006 1:51 PM
  • Chris says...

  • Ron Mexico or whatever your name is I think your jealous of rev's nice little fam. if you don't like the show as much as you try and lead us to believe you wouldn't watch it let alone waiste your time. And you seemed to have alot of time on your hands get a job and if you already have one get a real one.

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  • does anyone know the saying the karate teacher said regaring postiveness, self-confidence and happiness? or is there a way to watch a rerun of episode 12.

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  • The show is really good and refreshing. It's nice to see them being a positive black family. I like the fact that they are all just like some of us are. They are loveable. What's wrong with RUN making jokes about his love-making skills ? Afterall, he is saying it to his wife... someone whom he's supposed to be saying it to ?As for the comment about sweet & Cute lil Russy whatever was wrong with his teeth they can afford to get it taken care of. Also, he might read these blogs and be very hurt by what he reads about himself. He is a kid ! In conclusion, he's a normal kid just like our children kids eat junk it happens. Quit looking for something negative to say about people?? At least they aren't on there acting all ignorant like some of the other Black reality shows and I'm black by the way. Run's House forever Baby !

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