In an episode of "Run's House" that is light on the Good Reb'm GED Joseph Simmons' on-screen appearances, his presence is felt more than usual. In this episode we get to see how his Hot 97 "words of wisdom" have actually influenced his Runlings. Vanessa wants to go hop in front of a camera in rebellion; Angela wants to shake the finger that scared Nebuchadnezzar straight; Jojo's stuntin like his daddy; and Diggy & Russ apparently don't have opinions because Run didn't give them any yet.
Yep, that sounds about right. Oh... and Justine is a god-damned snitch!
Jojo is such a little jerkoff. Doesn't he realize he was the wrong nut away from growing up in projects on Guy R. Brewer? If he doesn't take his life education seriously, he might be doin the Dairy Queen thing. I can't wait until the "I don't wanna go to college because I don't have to" episode airs! Come on, Run. Do the right thing! Put his hood rich ass in the Dairy Queen uniform like Mark Cuban.
Dude looked like he was gonna cry for Al Sharpton when he first got into that instructor's car.
They shoulda never gave you niggas PERMITS!!! What I don't understand is how Jojo can lie and cheat his way through his folks' home and get rewarded with a Lamborghini. That's what's up, Rev? Lambo love? Is that what's poppin in the streets?
So... in case you missed the shit, Vanessa got a job offer from Maxim Magazine. She told mom first, and of course mom snitched her out to Sugar Daddy. I think I finally know why Justine is in the picture. Run put out an classified ad for women who had been lobotomized! You gotta be missing a frontal lobe to be as rock dumb as Run's wife. Now we gotta get the Stop Snitching T-Shirts over to that house. Run done established an empire synonymous with wearing cheap, ugly kicks and violating the G-code.
After Run gets the official word that his oldest child done ran off with the Ho Circus, who does he turn to? Bishop Don Magic Cheadle? No... He turns to his brother Russell and his human tapeworm Kimwhora Lee! How you gonna ask a Simp Daddy like Russell and a ho... sorry... opportunist like Kimora for some advice about your children hoin? Russell don't know the damn difference and Kimora should be doing an infomercial on how to land yourself a baller! Fuck Justine's oldest boy. They should name this bird "Diggy."
I have underestimated how funny Angela is. That girl is fuckin' hilarious. She has a gift. She is a hater. You're my new go-to. Come to the light, Angela! Come to the light! I can train you, my dear. You can have unlimited POWAH! Come to Talkin' Videos. We can Maxim-ize your potential!
Parting shot: Russy hopped into his parents' bed with a shank. I swear to you, that little nigga is just waiting for the right time to grease Joey and Justine.
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