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Brooke Hogan feat. Paul Wall - "About Us" video

Posted on July 18, 2006 9:15 AM

It’s officially time to stop defending Paul Wall.

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So The People’s Champ really wanted to slam that wrestler offspring, huh? Was he thinking about the Hulkamania when he hit it? Shit, was Hulk in the room? This would be like his personal Lauryn Hill marriage to a Marleyany Marley. I digress. What I really mean to tell you is that "About Us" [watch it now] is the ultimate in sports entertainment. Brooke Hogan AKA Jailbait Jennifer is primed to be put in The Pedigree... onto a chair preferrably.

Anybody who's anybody's kid is cuttin a fuckin record these days? Who the fuck is gonna drop a record next, Bobbi Kristina? Are we gonna have to see her sing about Chicken Noodle Soup on The Negro Channel?

What media is following fuckin Brooke Hogan around? Last time I checked, she signed up for and is being compensated for all the media attention she receives. It’s not like she got some Wendy Williams-like niggas on her case, right? Ron Mexico ain’t gonna leak her Flavor Flav abortion. I make jokes and shit, but I’m a man of honor.

She need to worry about her pimp, Terry. Speaking of which, does Hulk know Rain Man suggested he and his daughter sip lean?

What’s with this wannabe Mickey Mouse Club "Flashdance" shit? Didn’t Jennifer shut this parody down a couple years ago? P.S.: Just because you grease it up doesn’t mean you will look cut. Take the BLUE pill bottle out of your daddy’s medicine cabinet. That’s the way to do this shit, Brooke.

On some real shit... I can’t think of a dance floor, block party, quinceniera or step-aerobics class that wouldn’t run this turnbuckle backshot off. Hulk tried to get a nuuuut and he got a nut and what?! Straight bananas.

My ears are bleeding. Not only is the song horrible, but if there’s something going on between Paul Wall and Brooke Hogan, I don’t wanna know. That's my word. Keep that shit in West Virginia where it belongs.

Sobe produced this record? Shit. Those high-ass snowboardin niggas really should stick to making drinks. This girl is designed to catch the Lizzard Blizzard, not pump it.

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Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • ODEMIC says...
  • This shit hit the fan then blew all over the Wall!

    "Do you smellllllllll WHAT the Wall is Fuckin?!"

    I think they have a love child coming soon to Australia, Paul Hogan folks!

    Look out Nick-at-Nite, Bet Gots the rights for Hogan's Heroes...So thats why they took off UnCut!...

    Anymore Hoe-Gun jokes, email hulk@marvel.com

  • July 18, 2006 10:01 AM
  • Miss Money says...
  • lawd leave dat girl alone - i take her for what she is and honestly, she aint dat bad...besides no one supports the really, really talented singers anyway - is this site dedicated to trashing people all the time? Ya'll just did a we can't stand Paul Wall/Brooke Hogan blog last week - is u tryna help her sell records?

    Money
    www.missmoney.net

  • July 18, 2006 10:30 AM
  • Gdotdot says...
  • SLOW DOWN RON, YOU KILLIN' EM!!!!!!

  • July 18, 2006 10:41 AM
  • c b w says...
  • WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN BROOKE HOGAN RUNS WILD ON YOU?!!! BROTHER!!!!!

    Can't you just imagine her and her dad tag teaming muhfuckas in the studio if the song doesn't come out hot. Plowdriving Scott Storch off of the top of the mixing board. Hell, they probably threw Paul Wall off of the ropes and put him in a sleeper hold to deliver the lines he spit in that song.

    And for the record...it is time to put the grillz away into the box labeled "Things White People Have Made Foolish" along with:

    The Cabbage Patch Dance
    "You Go Girl"
    "Don't Go There"
    FUBU
    and countless other things (feel free to add to the list)

    Will the real Britney Spears stand up or close your legs.

  • July 18, 2006 10:46 AM
  • SJ says...
  • Suprisingly this bitches voice ain't that bad, and she kind of Sexy... I'd pop her if paul's fat ass wasn't squishing that box.

  • July 18, 2006 10:54 AM
  • A6 says...
  • I'm sorry. Didn't this come up last week already? I mean, there has to be some other videos to talk about. I mean, I just saw the Cube/Snoop/Lil Jon video for Go to Church last week. What the matter, SOHH? Is Cube too old? Or are y'all secretly obsessed with Brooke Hogan?

  • July 18, 2006 11:01 AM
  • DCI74 says...
  • She cannot sing

  • July 18, 2006 11:03 AM
  • Miss Money says...
  • I'm sorry. Didn't this come up last week already? I mean, there has to be some other videos to talk about. I mean, I just saw the Cube/Snoop/Lil Jon video for Go to Church last week. What the matter, SOHH? Is Cube too old? Or are y'all secretly obsessed with Brooke Hogan?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Lol...I know - if u gon hate, bring fresh hate - lol...

  • July 18, 2006 11:15 AM
  • 1st says...
  • 1ST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

  • July 18, 2006 11:25 AM
  • White jim says...
  • wall is just another fake ass white rapper, slim was the closet thing to real hiphop and he aint even real!

  • July 18, 2006 11:29 AM
  • doch210 says...
  • the beat is on point, Pauls verse is typical verse...

    And maybe he will stop with the grills when all the BLACK rappers quit askin for them..

    How bout a blog with no derogotory refrences towards or about white people..

  • July 18, 2006 11:41 AM
  • Rude Niggas says...
  • It's official. Grillz are dead!

  • July 18, 2006 11:44 AM
  • Tiffani says...
  • Are we really STILL discussing Brooke Hogan on SOHH? Wow.

  • July 18, 2006 11:57 AM
  • T.O. says...
  • Just another celebrities daughter that thinks because she has a camera in her face all the time,that means that she can sing,act,design,etc..... I am fucking sick of this shit.The music industry is full of no talent hacks.And if Paris Hilton does well(even GOLD) I swear i will fucking kill someone!!!!!!!!!!!!! and FUCK PAUL WALL,retarded sounding motherfucker all u talk about is GRILLZ.Man your talented(rolls eyes).

  • July 18, 2006 12:09 PM
  • Light says...
  • "Do you smellllllllll WHAT the Wall is Fuckin?!"

    I think they have a love child coming soon to Australia, PAUL HOGAN folks!

    -----------

    ROTFLMAO!!!! oh shit

  • July 18, 2006 12:09 PM
  • 3rd Coast says...
  • Did Ron "Senor Snatch Drip" Mexxico
    just call Paul Wall rainman????????
    get a fuckin life douchebag I mean
    Paul Wall is runnin shit basically
    hate it or hate it & just cause you
    like "Gasface" & listen to backpack
    bullshit while poppin valium & smokin
    them baby dicks doesn't mean you aint
    a hater...you is funny & all that but
    you also is annoying as fuck, sure
    this shit is wack deal with it ya
    picunty rim job...who gives a fuck
    if tha whiteboy & tha bitch with tha
    swarzenegger chin do a song together??

    People wouldn't even know about this
    teard nugget of a song/video if you
    didn't say some shit, you just gave
    a talentless manly teenage girl a lot
    of publicity did you want that???

    Ron Mexico for president!!!!

  • July 18, 2006 12:55 PM
  • caff says...
  • Who the hell is Hulk Hogan?

  • July 18, 2006 1:46 PM
  • hakoon says...
  • The blogs are starting to have some "murder white people, they're the Evil" feel. I can't read ONE article without poking fun at "whiteboys". Of course, when someone crack jokes about "honkys" it's OK, but when someone jokes about Blacks, then it's "racist & derogatory".

  • July 18, 2006 2:01 PM
  • lukee lefty says...
  • and here i always thought he was greek boy looking for an ass like kitoy

  • July 18, 2006 2:06 PM
  • lilant says...
  • Stop this

  • July 18, 2006 2:10 PM
  • ^^^^^^ says...
  • like "Gasface" & listen to backpack
    bullshit while poppin valium & smokin
    them baby dicks doesn't mean you aint
    a hater...you is funny & all that but

    3rd Coast:

    Sorry we can't all fucking od on cough ingridient coedine.

    Because of motherfuckas like ya'll down there niggas get carded when they try and buy some damn Robbutussin!!

    Ya'll don't even know how to do drugs right.

  • July 18, 2006 2:28 PM
  • willyjsimmons says...
  • I know folks are gonna get upset with me over this but...

    Brooke Hogan is actually more talented than most of these young 'sexy starlets' is the business. She writes her own songs, and plays the piano.(read:too talented for her 'looks')

    The problem is........

    The industry isn't checkin for a 'white Alicia Keys'.

    Brooke has been tryin to get a deal since the age of about 14. For whatever reason, execs didn't want to hear Brooke the singer/songwriter. They wanted Brooke the 'young jailbait sex kitten'. And daddy wasn't havin that.

    Now that Brooke is legal, this song and video are appropriate for her to do.(plus it's not even that 'sexy' of a song to being with, it's pretty tame stuff)

    This song is STILL better than that 'Do it To it' bullshit.

    The stuff about her weight, really isn't funny. She's had the body of a grown ass woman since she was 14. And given all the problems young girls have with their body image, and all the eating disorders, poking fun at a girl who probably is the EXACT weight she's supposed to be for her height, isn't cool.

    I know I talk a lot of shit about this and that, but some things just aren't very funny.

    You had some good punchlines in there Ronnie, no doubt, the hate is strong with you young Padawan. But suggesting a young girl takes pills in order to look good for a video is a little out of pocket. EVEN for a Ronnie Mexxx blog.

    And I stay fuckin wit the PEOPLE'S CHAMP. Him and ugly ass Johnny Deng!

  • July 18, 2006 2:46 PM
  • B Hyphen says...
  • Why do you have to diss West Virginia? Dub V all day e'day.

  • July 18, 2006 3:11 PM
  • doch210 says...
  • @@@@@@@ WILLYJSIMMONS, NICE POST..BOUT TIME SUM 1 SAID SUMTHING CONSTRUCTIVE WITH OUT BEING JUS MEAN..

  • July 18, 2006 4:56 PM
  • willsfrmbk says...
  • can a nigga, see me?
    Got the US Open, advantage Jigga
    Serve like Sampras, play fake a rappers like a campus
    Le Tigre, son you're too eager
    You ain't havin it? Good, me either
    Let's, get together and make this whole world believe us huh

    Classic Jigga.. you should do one of his old videos

  • July 18, 2006 5:17 PM
  • paulwallisAdyke says...
  • paul wall is an asspirating disgrace to the city of houston and the state of texas. i wonder if hogan knows that his lean sippin retarted ass goes both ways. fuck paul wall i hope hulk hogan breaks his brittle purple syrup filled body.

  • July 18, 2006 5:23 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • It was a steroids joke, willy! I can't make a steroids joke?!

    Damn, son. I don't care what the girl look like. Is she even old enough?

    I ain't make fun of her weight, but they DID grease her to give her an ab effect that she didn't quite yet have.

    Why are niggas catching feelings all of a sudden? You kinda sound like her boyfriend/manager today.

  • July 18, 2006 5:25 PM
  • FUCKyouWILLY says...
  • to willyjsimmons

    are u out of ur fuckin mind willy j. shut the FUCK up...do you have any idea what ur talking about. ok your wasting my valuable 9 dollar an hour time to read ur shit post DEFENDING hulk hogans daughter...you are worthless. in all honesty that is probably one of the most extremely homosexual things ive ever heard. get your fuckin ass pirating self the hell off SOHH and into a gay night club...fuckin cunt.

  • July 18, 2006 5:26 PM
  • willyjsimmons says...
  • Ronnie, catching feelings????

    Over a talkin videos blog?

    Please don't take yourself, or your blogs that serious. No disrespect.

    But....you know this ain't the first time I've gone against the grain. And it won't be the last.

    No matter how you slice it, you said an 18 year old girl should pop some pills in order to 'look cut'. Can't condone it, won't condone it. All jokes aside, shit ain't really anything to make light of.

    As you can see, some clown managed to get in here and spout off about what I said somehow makes me 'gay'.

    Those same dumbasses will read your words, and assume you share the same shallow, crass, ignorant, and assbackward opinions your blog somtimes contains.

    Comedy is one thing.

    Being a dumbass is another.

    Don't be the 'Dice Clay' of the internet Ronnie. Byron Crawford already has that on lock.

  • July 18, 2006 6:00 PM
  • HAHAHAHHAHA!!!! says...
  • What eh hell does Hulk Hogan have to do with hip hop?

  • July 18, 2006 7:48 PM
  • ! says...
  • m

  • July 18, 2006 8:14 PM
  • AJ says...
  • I hope yall really dont think Paul Wall is hittin Brooke . . . what kind of a dirty ass hoe would fuck with Paul Wall? Brooke might appear to be a slut and all that, but that bitch is tight, literally.

    And fuck Hulk Hogan, they should indict his fuckin ass on some steroid charges if they doing it to Bonds. Ain't steroids illegal for white people too?

    Yall know that a recent study shows that 25% of police offers are juicing? No wonder they killin innocent dudes in the hood, they roid raging like a motherfuckers.

    Cash Money all day. Fuck Juve and Magnolia. New Orleans uptown bitch-made niggaz. Holla.

  • July 18, 2006 8:50 PM
  • AJ says...
  • YALL AINT FUCKING WITH ME.

    I'm a BULLET. I go hard as hell.

  • July 18, 2006 8:52 PM
  • Ade says...
  • THat chick got a square chin like Jennifer anniston. I'd smash tho. Hulk is prolly usin her to regain sum notoriety. Im 17 and when i started watching wrestling, his swoll ass was already a has-been. She's no worse that britney spears or any other non singin, dancin ass chick ( black or white- sorry ciara) that tries to use sex appeal and dance moves to get famous.

    As far as Paul Wall goes... ( is it me or does it seem like he has overused lines that go like "Im in the/ at the __________ posted/ posted up like a _________" ?) the guy is garbage, and ...well i will leave it there, he's garbage. But THEN AGAIN, if these other garbage niggas can get bread even tho they suck, why not his weak ass?

  • July 18, 2006 9:25 PM
  • EnglandRepresent says...
  • 'Don't be the 'Dice Clay' of the internet Ronnie. Byron Crawford already has that on lock.' - so true willyj so true, have to admit though breh, you still come across a bit touchy today despite what you sayin is spot on.

    Other than that this video is wack, Paul Wall, can't stand the sight of him, hope Mr Hogan DDT's his ass.

  • July 18, 2006 9:57 PM
  • Real says...
  • Im gonna have to agree with Willy you took it to far Ron! He aint no punk cause he stood up and said that shit aint funny, its damaging and inpresonable females that read that shit will be like DAMN HOMIE am i fat to then. i think half these famous girls look sick. lil hogan looks good and if any females that are reading this so do you... except for the big fat ass women and im talking BIG! yall know what im talking about! oh my bad but anyway yeah.....

  • July 18, 2006 11:16 PM
  • sha-elemental says...
  • What the Fuck is wrong with this world when you people start talking about Hulk Hogan's daughter. This is def sell out music. And just so everyone knows there are "Real" White Rappers. I just happen to know of a couple.

  • July 18, 2006 11:36 PM
  • Daniel says...
  • Im not really gonna say anything against Brooke but ummmm, that chin is fucking with me brah! I cant even fuck with it

  • July 19, 2006 5:12 AM
  • msladee says...
  • Another Master P and Lil Romeo!!! This shit is seriously garbage!!! And this bitch actually get more mtv play then my firl christina aguillara.

  • July 19, 2006 5:20 AM
  • blu says...
  • is she serious? 1st Y does she need to be called a bitch blog respnders chill out.

  • July 19, 2006 9:31 AM
  • Nenita says...
  • wat the fuck u mean by negro channel motha fucka? u about 2 get shot in this bitch!

  • July 20, 2006 5:29 AM
  • Stylezz says...
  • I like her (no homo) and I don't know why (maybe it's the fact that she could probably kick my ass with ease). She prob flexs her arms and kisses the muscle before she goes to sleep.

    Paul killed me in this video. Seeing him "serious" is like seeing a mime that's not annoying. It doesn't happen very often and it worries you when it does.

  • July 20, 2006 1:36 PM
  • wiggawesley says...
  • Mane !! yall is some ol simp ass niggaz! especially Willy !!! Dat nigga Willy Is on some BullShit. He is actin like he is gonna get to fucc dat ol fat sloppy lookin broad... Man fucc dat funky Hoe.

    I hope Dat dis cracker ass nigga Willy is just playin around because if he is foreal... He is foreal, He gets NO respect from me... SAVIN HOES U DON'T KNOW ??? OVA THE NET ?!?!

    MANe! WTF....

  • July 20, 2006 2:52 PM
  • konrad says...
  • ok... when are people going to clue in that this site probably IS dedicated to trashing people all the time. thats what makes it so successful... stop taking your righteous selves so seriously and laugh a little. the world is a funny place. especially in entertainment... and even funnier when picked apart by mr.ron mexico. keep em comin homie.

  • July 22, 2006 4:48 AM
  • death to paul wall says...
  • Paul Wall is a fat fuck with negative talent and charisma,,,how does this dude sell records...he sucks something terrible

  • July 22, 2006 3:53 PM
  • B says...
  • fuck everybody responding to this bullshit

  • July 23, 2006 7:46 AM
  • WeStSiDe PrInCeSS says...
  • Aye the white brod it tight ass hell at first when i heard her ova the radio i thought she was black or somthing in that mix but she pure white...i was shock ass hell till i thought u kno what slim shady do his thang so does paul wall and a few other so just let her be...iight!!!!

  • July 25, 2006 3:21 AM
  • nikki says...
  • seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people do you all have some personal vendetta against this girl for singing hip hop i bet if she had been THE ROCK'S daugter you wouldn't have said shit personally i think the song is tight myself it's sad that the radio stations don't want to play her song but yet they'll play that aids infested paris hilton song on the radio.

  • July 27, 2006 4:24 PM
  • Paula says...
  • not hatin but i thought she was an ugly dude in drag n the pic above. its chin scares me.

  • July 28, 2006 9:19 PM
  • B says...
  • Brooke can sing. thats 4 sure. and her brother is fucking SEXY!!!!

  • July 28, 2006 9:49 PM
  • Pathetic People says...
  • Its pretty lame that all you people come on here and talk trash about brooke hogan and her new song you guyz need to get over youselfs id like to have you guyz say all this shit to hulk hogans face and then see what happens ... just bc you guyz have no life dosent mean you have to trash talk other peoples... and you kno what i like her song and so bc she made a song with paul wall she likes him? so does that mean all the other people that have made songs togther are in love? um no it doesnt

  • August 5, 2006 10:29 PM
  • Oktizzle says...
  • Ya'll be talking shit about Paul Wall like ya'll know the dude. I know a lot of real white boys where I'M from and guess where that is ? WEST VIRGINIA! Dub V is as real as there is. STOP GOING TO THE BACKWOODS WHEN YOU COME damn.

  • August 5, 2006 11:53 PM
  • octoberfest says...
  • {id like to have you guyz say all this shit to hulk hogans face and then see what happens.}

    f**k no, i would not say shit to brooke hogans face either, she is HUGE. Plus she is fugly so that is going to make her all the more pissed off anyway.

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