Itâ€™s officially time to stop defending Paul Wall.
So The Peopleâ€™s Champ really wanted to slam that wrestler offspring, huh? Was he thinking about the Hulkamania when he hit it? Shit, was Hulk in the room? This would be like his personal Lauryn Hill marriage to a Marleyâ€¦ any Marley. I digress. What I really mean to tell you is that "About Us" [watch it now] is the ultimate in sports entertainment. Brooke Hogan AKA Jailbait Jennifer is primed to be put in The Pedigree... onto a chair preferrably.
Anybody who's anybody's kid is cuttin a fuckin record these days? Who the fuck is gonna drop a record next, Bobbi Kristina? Are we gonna have to see her sing about Chicken Noodle Soup on The Negro Channel?
What media is following fuckin Brooke Hogan around? Last time I checked, she signed up for and is being compensated for all the media attention she receives. Itâ€™s not like she got some Wendy Williams-like niggas on her case, right? Ron Mexico ainâ€™t gonna leak her Flavor Flav abortion. I make jokes and shit, but Iâ€™m a man of honor.
She need to worry about her pimp, Terry. Speaking of which, does Hulk know Rain Man suggested he and his daughter sip lean?
Whatâ€™s with this wannabe Mickey Mouse Club "Flashdance" shit? Didnâ€™t Jennifer shut this parody down a couple years ago? P.S.: Just because you grease it up doesnâ€™t mean you will look cut. Take the BLUE pill bottle out of your daddyâ€™s medicine cabinet. Thatâ€™s the way to do this shit, Brooke.
On some real shit... I canâ€™t think of a dance floor, block party, quinceniera or step-aerobics class that wouldnâ€™t run this turnbuckle backshot off. Hulk tried to get a nuuuut and he got a nut and what?! Straight bananas.
My ears are bleeding. Not only is the song horrible, but if thereâ€™s something going on between Paul Wall and Brooke Hogan, I donâ€™t wanna know. That's my word. Keep that shit in West Virginia where it belongs.
Sobe produced this record? Shit. Those high-ass snowboardin niggas really should stick to making drinks. This girl is designed to catch the Lizzard Blizzard, not pump it.
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