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Run's House: This Is Not a Damn Game, Boy!
Posted on June 30, 2006 10:07 AM
Look at Joey's face! The nigga is tired! What's the charge of this week's edition of "Run's House?" If the Caped Crusader doesn't find a way to "manage" his career and homelife, he will have raised the worst/dumbest criminals ever. Oh yeah, and the daughter who has one foot on a porno set and the other on a banana peel will have shot her first scene jerking some dude off with her feet.
Only a Simmons can give you that kind of love and tenderness!
First of all, I am very freaked by how Justine answers the phone “Praise The Lord.” I know your husband is The Good Reb’m GED, but that’s a little scary. You ain't the receptionist at PAX TV anymore! I’d feel like I’d just called the Jim Jones Spiritual Center hotline. I’d bet Justine makes a dee-damn-licious pitcher of red Kool-Aid!
Okay, Uncle Russell stomps clothes. No wonder Russy breaks Game Boys. This kid is fuckin throwed. Even his pictures on the opening credits look like a young man with that murderous gleam in his eye. Reverend Run had better get 500cc of Jesus into that boy, STAT… Or someone’s getting shanked. I personally would have kicked that Game Boy sideways into his little ass!
Run, those shoes are fucking hideous... and they are falling apart on the racks. Good look! Sloppy sneakers will get your Reverend ass cursed out. Didn't they tell you about the new labor laws in Thailand? If you don't pay them, you've got to FEED them. As they say in upper-level management of the sneaker business, "A sack of rice keeps the stitches tight!"
Where does Run turn when he feels he can't manage his family, career and checkbook all at once? My guess? You'll find the Collared Crusader gettin advice from his pimp, Bishop [Don Magic] Jordan. “If a family is not managed… they gonna get into shit. Shit is definitely gonna get into them little girls of yours.”
Russell sounds like an old Jewish guy! The Maury Amsterdam really comes out when Run starts to question the difficulty of Russell's homelife. Damn straight he's got problems at home! Aint enough blue pills out there to keep Kimora Money Mo' Problems happy. Nigga had to start buyin ounces of that white widow dro to keep her around! Now, a few kids and a fashion empire of her own into the game, bitch trynna leave! She want HAFF, Eddie!
Eh, fuck it, she already left that nigga dried out and dusty. He was looking like half a cancer patient BEFORE she got into the picture. Now he looks about 70 and her Baby Phat is murdering everything else Russell’s got goin on.
Damn, I bet there was a time when Russell wouldn’t even THINK of signing bum-ass Reverend Run to what’s left of his label! I mean, this ain’t exactly Blair Underwood trying to save Run from Galaxy Records anymore.
Hold up... Did Russell Simmons smash Sheila E.?! Was he up on Prince’s sloppy seconds? Eh, knowing Prince, them seconds were probably neat as shit. “After we’re done here we will go purify ourselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, Sheila E.”
Psycho Russy force-feeding the dog is by far the scariest shit. You know, I gotta say it: “Eat the cake, Annie Mae.” Man, somebody forgot to explain some shit to Russ. He’s missing a few lessons and a few screws.
Russy did say this working experience was the best day of his young spoiled life. I guess he’s not the damn devil, just misguided… and needs to be on MTJ (More Than Jesus). Get this little nigga some meds before that dog is floating in the tub with a pencil-sized hole in the side of his neck.
After all them sermons about responsibility to his kiddies, this nigga is in bed talking about how astounding his American Express bill is. I guess you can put a collar on a nigga, but you can’t stop him from living outside of his means, huh? His consolation? Justine’s gonna get to work and do what she obviously does best… She’s gonna bbbbblowwwww his brains out!
Ayo!
Questions? Comments? Requests? Seen Diggy and the Hiltons on the milk carton this week? talkinvideos@sohh.com
Myspace the Good Reb’m Dr. Mexico! I’ll get you on a track makin at least 3 or 4 times what Russy did. Guaran-SHEED!
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Good show
Ron Mexico stop hating...loser.
Justine had that real "This stepmom shit is for the birds look when that nigga lied about passing that class and laughed in her face."
"Nigga you could be in Queens right now all 10 of yall 2 at the foot 2 at the head with ya momma..."
Them lil niggas needed some run athletics up their collective asses.
I'm not mad at how he handled it though, but he contradicted himself by talking about the value of a dollar, and then he's screaming about the AMEX bill (them shits can be murder)...
PETA need to stop bothering Beyonce and get at Lil Russy about the way he was treatin Pal the dog cuz that ain't right.
Ron Mexico keep hating... Winner.
I find it Nick Cannon Hilaaaarious.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
wild son...that's it I'm getting fired
That episode was so far removed from what would have happened in my house, that I just couldn't relate. My daughter does chores as a matter of course. Not for punishment. So had she broke that expensive ass game by accident I would have punished her by taking away phone, tv, computer priviledges along with her freedom. Had she broken it out of anger like that lil negro somebody would have had to call child protective services after I got done with her ass.
As for Jo Jo with that damn lyin he ain't get nothing but a talking to. He could play ball, but Russy couldn't? What's up with that? I can't stand lyin man. He would have been punished and forced to take public transportation for a month.
We can't let our kids start turning into the Paris Hilton's and Nicole Richie's of the world. Black folks are supposed to be strong man.
damn mex u went on em. this is the only blog of yours i didnt really like. but props fam, funny as always but dayum u had to diss my nigga diggy like that ? lmao. one family.
I dissed Diggy?
There is zero mention of Diggy in this week's episode.
Excellent point, Bird! Chores are not fucking PUNISHMENT!
That littlest kid seems to be the most mis-guided...like they got lazy when he came around and assumed that whatever they taught the older kids would just rub off on him by association. And Justine wants to have ANOTHER baby????
Good shit Ron!!
His consolation? Justine’s gonna get to work and do what she obviously does best… She’s gonna bbbbblowwwww his brains out!
HA HA!!
Get this little nigga some meds before that dog is floating in the tub with a pencil-sized hole in the side of his neck.
HA HA HA!
Oh yeah, and the daughter who has one foot on a porno set and the other on a banana peel will have shot her first scene jerking some dude off with her feet.
HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!
RON IZAH0E
YOU HAVE SUCCEDED IN SUCKING AT BLOGS YET AGAIN.. CONGRATS!!!!
ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF RESPONCES... GOOD JOB!!
QUIT HATING YOU H0E.. WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF LIL KIDS???
GET OFF THE TUBE AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE
RON IZAH0E
HTOWNMIKE is a dike...
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"You sounding mighty gay my nigga...stop that"
I never peeped that sign.
HEY RON that is a lil bit to much hating DAMN! you putting them on blast like you really have beef with the Simmons! Calm it down! It aint that serious!
RON IS TEH REALEST, FUNNIEST NIGGA ON THIS DAMN SITE. IF IT WASNT FOR RON THIS SITE WOULD BE NO WHERE. RON KEEP DOING UR THING, UR BLOGS HOLD THIS SITE UP. WISH I COULD SAY TEH SAMETHING FOR FAGGOTS LIKE RECKLESS. YEAH
Ron, I swear we share the same brain. If I wasn't under age I'd marry you.
damn homie u talk 2 much I stopped readin that shit it waz 2 long nd I usually read everything. You talk to much u need 2 shut the fuk up just give a brief summary of the show nd a couple opinions on it. no all this othere extra shit DAMN!!!
I STAY G'D UP
Gyod dayum Ron!
I've never known of a "verbal homicide", until I read this and previous articles by you! Not only was this shit funny as fuck, but you massacred the whole family... kids and all! But I have to ask, have you ever tried your hand in stand up comedy? Because I'm sure that you would make it. With your sense of humor, and creative writing ability, you could be the next Chris Rock. If that's not your thing, then you could atleast ghostwrite jokes for A-list comedians. You definitely have a gift, though.
damn... that's a hell of a compliment. thanks! i'm humbled, really.
i got some shit in the works. you'll see soon!
I thought you would of touched on JoJo and his failed written driving test. I had that same problem before. But when he told his mom that, "I don't need to drive, I don't have a problem getting around, other people drive ME." (Or whatever he said.) His mom should of straight turned him into baby food on national TV right there!
Yeah Ron Mexico...
That's what's up! So hit me back and let me know if you're coming out with a DVD or you're coming to Richmond, VA to perform stand-up live. I will definitely be in attendance!
Best of luck with your business ventures.
Uh oh. The limited responses to this blog has me worried about the show. We all know that if a show is popular people love to get on the blog and talk about it. The fact that no one is on here makes me think that people are not watching.
I know that this will prolly be removed. But I think the blog writers on different sitesare getting paid to hype this Chrit-fake show up.
Just as some are being paid not to atalk about Puffy blonde wig wearing momma.
I think that DJ hated RUN's cd cover.The Caped Crusader !!!
You know I'll talk about Puffy's mama.
Ron,
When you gonna talk about Puffy's mom? I CAN'T miss that one!
RON MEXICO IS THE BEST BLOGGER ON THIS SITE. RECKLESS IS A FAGGOT ASS LIL FAT NIGGA. HEARD HE WAS ON SOME STRIP WITH TRANNYS ANS SHIT. RON U GOT THIS WHOLE SITE ON LOCK. I KNOW THESE OTHER BLOGGERS HERE BE JEALOUS AS HELL SINCE U RUN SHIT AND THEY DONT.
I hate the way Russ Jr talks he is so fuckin weird I can't stand that lil punk . Ron you was hilarous with this 1. LMAO
Diggy's got a little speech problem too. Worse then Russ Jr's. Imagine how much spit they have at the kids table on Thanksgiving over at the Simmons house.
I hate how people criticize Tom Cruise crazy religious convictions, but not people like those on Runs show. Who seeks advice from Don Juan? Ron wears a collar and he was ordained by who? The church they are affliated with make people pay for prophecies. This shyt is a scam Christo-fake ass reliegion but people let them slide.
The boys are dumb as abag as rocks. And why doesnt the older boy have braces?
It is true that girls mature faster than boys, n the show proves this.
good job with the kids rev, keep it up!!
HEY RON
YOU'S A FUNNY MO FO !!!! HOW 'BOUT A BLOG ABOUT THAT'S SO RAVEN? THERE'S A BILLION JOKES RIGHT THERE!!!
That's some hilarious shit dude. Keep it up :D
That's some hilarious shit dude. Keep it up :D
this nigga really asked me to cover "that's so raven."
you need some help, nigga!
hahahaha
Run house is A c00l show.lol
Diggy doesn't have a speaking problem go 2 mtv.com. click on tv find run's house and you'll see he was yelling in georgia. Anyway if u meet russy please be nice or you'll find something broken or nothin' at all
YO I LOVE THERE DAUGHTER ANGELA PLUS I GOT HER YAHOO E-MAIL ADRESS
Just watch the show it is entertainment, if you have perfection in your house hold then put your family on tv and inspire people with it, when is the last time you sat down with Run's family and got to know who they are? I happen to like watching the show. I can't say by watching it I can determine his childrens future
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