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Rihanna - "Unfaithful" video

Posted on June 9, 2006 10:11 AM

If it's garbage that you want, maybe you should be right here.

This is one of those special cases where a song that is boo-boo juice is overmatched not by a great video, but by something more along the lines of solid stool. Rihanna, Princess of the Carter Administration goes for blood with "Unfaithful," [watch it now] a song that made me want to fight as soon as my ears started to heal.

I know everyone's sweatin this Deep Space Nine broad somethin horrible, so as usual, my comments are gonna be scrutinized heavily. In this case, I might as well say exactly what I think. This little girl looks (and sounds) like she just crawled up outta some kind of dinosaur egg. This "Little Cheater" doll might be part velociraptor.

So, if you're gonna give a baby carnivore a single like this, would it be too much to at least make sure she can sing?... Just a little? Mr. Carter, is this the future of Def Jam? Is this how you're gonna save the legendary ship? Is this President Carter, or President Reagan? If you tested the product on 125th, she would have been booed off the Apollo stage. What next? Def Jam includes tin foils of coke with their limited edition CDs? Niggas gonna be gettin that "Killa?"That new YELLOW shit?

I guess we should talk about the content of the video. I dunno, holmes... if he knows you're playin him like that, it might be killin you on the outside sometime in the near future. How are you so sure he gonna do himself in? Niggas is crazy, baby. He catch you with Orlando Bloom and there ain't no tellin how it's goin DINE. Ya cheatin ass might be goin with him. Ever heard of murder-suicide?

Rihanna's Saving Grace in this video? "Bangs: The immediate answer for any Klingon forehead."

Homegirl looks like she went to the Faith Evans school of tent-pitching. She also got a little Keyshia in her. Looks like she can have a little more than that when you get some Captain in her.

I'm tired of these talentless scallywhops on the radio. The problem here is not even that she's a talentless scallywhatever on the radio. Most people on the radio are complete asscakes. However, niggas really need to stay in their lanes. If you're Little Miss "Pon De Replay," don't try to go "Midnight Train To Gerogia" on us. You will be exposed, no matter how cute the greasy old men think you are.

Thank God someone saved this young sister from the pole, but let's get her some vocal training before we give her some K. Cole shit again, mmm-kay?

Also, be sure to pick up the new fragrance "Unfaithful: by Calvin Jenkins." Available at African street vendor tables... in the oil and incense section.

She sounds like the girl in the Citibank commercial singing "Unbreak My Heart." I don't wanna doooooo this anymore! I don't wanna be embarassed by the steaming piles of shit eminating from the Def Jam crackhouse. Wanna know the only thing worse than this song and video? The little girls singing and reenacting what they see here. Niggas need to catch some criminal negligence charges for letting this get onto "The Center."

Questions? Comments? Requests? Killing you inside? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com

Myspace me. I love you. If you cheat on me, I'll kill you.

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • Darth Detox says...
  • Damn....this review was harsh as shit. I couldn't even read the whole thing!

    Look at the bright side. At least she's 15 times better than Teirra Mari. Ugh. What a waste of skin and toenails.

  • June 9, 2006 10:51 AM
  • js says...
  • Actually, I bought her Music of the Sun and it was really good, she has the reggae, dancehall thing down on lock and it is very enjoyable.

    This Unfaithful song is straight up "unlistenable" and "awful". I don't know why they let her sing that song. She can't sing on this song. Yet on her album "music of the sun" she can sing.

  • June 9, 2006 10:56 AM
  • D****** says...
  • Wow that was a shock and awe column.

  • June 9, 2006 10:57 AM
  • good says...
  • I could not agree with you more. Rihanna can't not sing for beans. her voice is whiny, I don't know how people can stand her song.

  • June 9, 2006 11:13 AM
  • Dig says...
  • HAHAHAHA, that was hilarious!

    Some voices are meant to be heard singing really fast with catchy tracks in the background so youre distracted from the fact that they cant sing. "S.O.S. Please someone help me" is right! Maybe Ms "Pon De Replay" was better off Pon De Pole cause her appearance - minus the landing strip forehead - is really all she has workin for her and she can do that with her mouth shut, LOL.

  • June 9, 2006 11:21 AM
  • Chevy G. Hustle says...
  • This one was harsh. No love for Rihanna on this blog.

    "I'm tired of these talentless scallywhops on the radio."

    Scallywhops?

    Wow!

  • June 9, 2006 11:23 AM
  • skdamc says...
  • Hot DAMN, RON?
    What, you didn't get your Def Jam sampler in the mail? Watch out for low-flyin' poop. She does have the "Ferringi" thing going on. I guess she went to same dentist the Coneheads went to. Damn, they couldn't doubleup her voice on some $.50/Ja Rule shit? Some echo? A effin' "Ghostsinger" ala Milli Vanilli? That "Pon De Replay" shit was hot but she was moreso "chanting" , not singing. How did this get past quality control? Jiga, you asleep at the wheel, gang...

  • June 9, 2006 11:34 AM
  • Naj says...
  • Wow that was a shock and awe column.

    Posted by: D****** at June 9, 2006 10:57 AM

    _______________________________________


    No shit. Def Con SEVEN on that one, Ron.
    That's how we do Fridays now? That shit was a late night air strike for that ass.

    Damn, if she's not doing her next show paralyzed from the NECK DOWN using a a pencil in her mouth to do autographs in chicken scratch, then it's divine intervention.

    I'm pouring out some Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull for Rhi Rhi on that one.


  • June 9, 2006 11:44 AM
  • 100% real nigga says...
  • "Bangs: The immediate answer for any Klingon forehead."

    Damn homie!!

  • June 9, 2006 11:44 AM
  • Naj says...
  • She sounds like the girl in the Citibank commercial singing "Unbreak My Heart." I don't wanna doooooo this anymore! I don't wanna be embarassed by the steaming piles of shit eminating from the Def Jam crackhouse. Wanna know the only thing worse than this song and video? The little girls singing and reenacting what they see here. Niggas need to catch some criminal negligence charges for letting this get onto "The Center."
    _______________________________________
    This column is like how Oz ended.
    I just read it again and still have the Thizz Face.

    Damn.

  • June 9, 2006 11:49 AM
  • Sam C. says...
  • Dang. I'm just glad someone else said it. I predict Rihanna will be the largest payola scandal since "Laffy Taffy". Thats the only possible explanation I have for all the airplay shes getting.

  • June 9, 2006 11:55 AM
  • D****** says...
  • Match. Point. I am seriously challenging anyone to say anything that could top what Ron just posted.

    You a vulture Ron, you did not leave anything else for us.

    All we could do is nod our heads and reitterate.

  • June 9, 2006 11:56 AM
  • blackmoses says...
  • The problem with you because she's not from the hood she cant sing i prefer to listen to unfaithful the hear keyshia cole sscreaming love the video is well directed it has a story line unlike most of the garbage i see on tv i guess she did not dress or dance like a tramp so its not good enough i'm not surprise because you so call african american have the crab in a barrel mentality in your blood dont even try to compare a carribean person with a black american where you see yourself as victim we see opportunity you will not see her act like she's from the hood because did not grow up in that type of enviorment.
    i think the alumb it better than most of the garbage out their in Rap and rnb
    and dont compare her to keyshia cole she has better character

  • June 9, 2006 12:02 PM
  • Dig says...
  • "unlike most of the garbage i see on tv i guess she did not dress or dance like a tramp so its not good enough..."

    Posted by: blackmoses at June 9, 2006 12:02 PM
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Nah, not in THIS video LOL.

    What, BlackMoses, is "Thou shalt not use punctuation marks" like the 11th commandment? LOL


  • June 9, 2006 12:07 PM
  • ODEMIC says...
  • Hell yeah she can make me unfaithful...She made Jigga unfaithful didn't she?

  • June 9, 2006 12:08 PM
  • ODEMIC says...
  • "Thou shalt not use punctuation marks" like the 11th commandment?
    /////////////////////////////////

    lmao...

  • June 9, 2006 12:11 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • LMAO @ Dig!!!!
    My man, BlackMoses must not have read the top of the Blog. We haterate, that's what we do here.
    Sup, Naj? Couple of sick days? The young'uns was goin' crazy the past couple of days.

  • June 9, 2006 12:12 PM
  • D****** says...
  • Nah, not in THIS video LOL.

    What, BlackMoses, is "Thou shalt not use punctuation marks" like the 11th commandment? LOL
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    LOL!!!!!!!!

    BlackMoses, count to ten homey. It will be okay.

    I am West Indian and think this song is 100% garbage.

    I doubt it has anything to do with her culture because he did not reference her culture once... so if you are gonna choose a battle come with the right weaponry.

  • June 9, 2006 12:13 PM
  • Tamia says...
  • Blackmoses, Where she from don't have anything to do with it, the girls voice is scary, she sound like she suffering from a bad cold. She should stick with pon de replay tracks.

  • June 9, 2006 12:16 PM
  • Naj says...
  • The hood has nothing to do with those pipes, "deafmoses"...She could throw on some Doorknockers, put on some Jellies and pop gum when she talks and it will absolutely NOT help her singing range.

    How in the fuck is K. Cole's character in question?...All these singers that came from privleged backgrounds and are fuckin everybody in the industry, and you question someone from East Oakland who's done more for her folks than you'll know...

    I hope y'all don't follow deafmoses' example and use that as an argument today.


    not even wackmoses could stop Def con 7

  • June 9, 2006 12:18 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • "...She could throw on some Doorknockers, put on some Jellies and pop gum when she talks and it will absolutely NOT help her singing range.

    Posted by: Naj at June 9, 2006 12:18 PM

    Yeah, that and a straightening comb "burn" on her eighthead. Straight hood...
    LOL

  • June 9, 2006 12:24 PM
  • Naj says...
  • Dig, you're wrong for that-lol...I think Deafmoses uses closed captioning for all his Rhianna videos. The sound real gooooood on the scroll jawn.

    What it do Skdamc...A business trip I had to take--you gotta love expense reports. I'm about to go find that Busta album-I'm not gonna wait until Tuesday.

    I heard it's been like the insane running the asylum.

  • June 9, 2006 12:25 PM
  • Naj says...
  • Yeah, that and a straightening comb "burn" on her eighthead. Straight hood...
    LOL

    Posted by: skdamc at June 9, 2006 12:24 PM
    _______________________________________
    Wait the jawn that sat on the end of the burner...

    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...

    crib smelling like burnt blue magic...
    and it would NOT help this song sound better, sorry.

  • June 9, 2006 12:26 PM
  • naina says...
  • Black Mosses shut up. I had the hardest time reading your comment. You sound right dumb and racist. You just someone of another race using a name that has the word "black" in it so the rest of us black people won't see that you are making racist remarks. Get a life. What a lot of people don't know is that Rihanna is mixed, half white.

    But people want to say "No she's white Bajan." Damn Sean Paul's mother is Jamaican Chinese, that means her nationality is Jamaican but her race is Chinese. Just like White South Africans, They are all white, not black, but African is their nationality, not race. Rihanna is white and black. So that clears that up.

    She can't sing for shit. Her voice is shaky/quivery, whiny, young, and it sounds like there is a vibrator stuck in her throat. Her voice and that song is awful. Unfaithful is an alternative, pop, ballot, that is irritating. It's crazy that some charts have considered that song to be R&B.

    That is not an R&B song at all. Just because she appears to be black coming from a mostly known black area, doesn't mean that song is R&B. Almost everyone buying her albums are teens or immature young adults.

  • June 9, 2006 12:28 PM
  • Dig says...
  • Yeah, that and a straightening comb "burn" on her eighthead. Straight hood...
    LOL

    Posted by: skdamc at June 9, 2006 12:24 PM

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Oh shit!

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • June 9, 2006 12:29 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • ROFL @ Naj.
    DO NOT GET ME FIRED!! It would ruin Christmas.
    Her moms smackin' the side of her arm talkin' bout'"Hold still, chile!" with a a half a Newport with a LLLOOOONGG assed ash hangin' off the tip.
    " Go wipe that Dixie Peach off your head! Jigga be here in a minute, 'member to do that lil hip swivel thing and sing real low..."

  • June 9, 2006 12:32 PM
  • willyjsimmons says...
  • What's really funny is how I was just over in 'Ya Heard' talkin about Shawn Carter, and here goes Ronnie givin DefJam 'The Business'.

    Glad to see I'm not the only one who feels 'hoodwinked' and 'bamboozled' by the MIGHTY MIGHTY DEFJAM.

    I've been knowin that this girl couldn't really 'sang'.

    'No alarms, and no surprises'

  • June 9, 2006 12:35 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • One word for your review Mr. Mexico...Chuuuuuch


    And What The Fuck is this fool Darth Detox talking about, at least Tierra Marie was 20 times better to look at than lil miss "klingon". I know what it is, don't look directly into them light eyes of hers, she got these niggaz uder hypnosis...and Hov suppose to be tricking on Bootylicious for her?

  • June 9, 2006 12:36 PM
  • Naj says...
  • ROFL @ Naj.
    DO NOT GET ME FIRED!! It would ruin Christmas.
    Her moms smackin' the side of her arm talkin' bout'"Hold still, chile!" with a a half a Newport with a LLLOOOONGG assed ash hangin' off the tip.
    " Go wipe that Dixie Peach off your head! Jigga be here in a minute, 'member to do that lil hip swivel thing and sing real low..."

    Posted by: skdamc at June 9, 2006 12:32 PM
    ______________________________________
    And Closedcaptioningmoses, it still won't help her voice. But whatever keeps the lights on, huh Shawn? Sometimes you gotta get that imitation Mac n cheese (not cheese n macaroni) to get you by.

  • June 9, 2006 12:43 PM
  • Deanna says...
  • I am so fucking glad you put this broad on blast. I'm so sick of her and her HORRIFIC SONGS that I don't know what to do. I can't turn on the radio without a guarantee that I'll hear one of her songs. She sucks so bad; it's not even funny. The only think I can pat her on the back for is having a damn-good promotions team behind her because they are doing a damn good job of shoving this shit down our throats. And this is DEF JAM???? Give me a fuckin' break. She gives me a headache when I hear her whether it's a fast song or not. If any of you people out there like this chick and/or her singing, then you are the perfect example of conditioning... you've heard this b.s. so much to the point where you are CONVINCED that you like it & you start buying into this crap. Repetition will do that do you every time if you aren't conscious.

  • June 9, 2006 12:48 PM
  • Dig says...
  • Mama, no! Not the cheese and macaroni!

  • June 9, 2006 12:49 PM
  • geechieder says...
  • LMAO at this!! Im in tears at my desk!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    The song was written by Ne-yo and out of all the women artists he choose HER to sing that?! The song is good, but shes sounds HORRIBLE!! lmao at Rianna sounding like 'not the mamma!!"

  • June 9, 2006 12:54 PM
  • Naj says...
  • Mama, no! Not the cheese and macaroni!

    Posted by: Dig at June 9, 2006 12:49 PM

    _______________________________________
    Girl don't play with me...gimme that pack of hot dogs--and what I tell you about leaving that curling iron out while Man-Man playin? Keep givin me sass and I'm taking the pliers off the TV and tellin yo daddy!
    AND YOU KNOW how he is after he done worked a double at the plant.

    Keep on, y'hear?

  • June 9, 2006 12:56 PM
  • Dig says...
  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Dammit, I quit!

  • June 9, 2006 12:58 PM
  • D****** says...
  • it has not been this funny on the blog since that memorable chamillionaire thread.

  • June 9, 2006 1:00 PM
  • jhanera christopher says...
  • The video i hate the most is lil jon new video because it could of had more action

  • June 9, 2006 1:09 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • "Girl! stop that damn stompin' 'fore you make my 7-up cake fall! Take your lil brother to the sto' and bring back two packs of Blue Kool-Aid!! We habbin' company tonite! I swear 'for God if you ruin this shit with Jigga you gon' live with your drunk ass Big Momma!! and put some lotion an them ashy ass knees and elbows!"
    -and yet.....She STILL can't sing!!
    LOL y'all killin' me today.

  • June 9, 2006 1:10 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

    Niggaz iz wild son...a la Tron

  • June 9, 2006 1:14 PM
  • Naj says...
  • "Girl! stop that damn stompin' 'fore you make my 7-up cake fall! Take your lil brother to the sto' and bring back two packs of Blue Kool-Aid!! We habbin' company tonite! I swear 'for God if you ruin this shit with Jigga you gon' live with your drunk ass Big Momma!! and put some lotion an them ashy ass knees and elbows!"
    -and yet.....She STILL can't sing!!
    LOL y'all killin' me today.

    Posted by: skdamc at June 9, 2006 01:10 PM
    _______________________________________
    Girrrrrrrl....what I tell you about leaving your chinese jumprope rubber bands all over the damn place?!?!?! Somebody gon break they damn neck in here...

    c'mere...You forgot to put that powder on your neck and chest like I taught you.

    And she still can't sing, Mutemoses, sorry.


  • June 9, 2006 1:20 PM
  • Naj says...
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

    Niggaz iz wild son...a la Tron

    Posted by: Lowedwn at June 9, 2006 01:14 PM

    ______________________________________
    She got some small ass tit-tays!!!!

    AH
    AH
    AH
    AH...

  • June 9, 2006 1:22 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • Reallydoe,
    She looks like one of those invetro photos of a fetus. You know, the ones where the head is just developing and the FOREhead is REAL prominent? Y'all think she was a c-section? Man, if she wasn't her Momma probably STILL got stitches...

  • June 9, 2006 1:32 PM
  • Naj says...
  • Reallydoe,
    She looks like one of those invetro photos of a fetus. You know, the ones where the head is just developing and the FOREhead is REAL prominent? Y'all think she was a c-section? Man, if she wasn't her Momma probably STILL got stitches...

    Posted by: skdamc at June 9, 2006 01:32 PM
    _______________________________________
    DAMN!!!!
    ...can't even write no more.
    Yo, the Ob was like "Holy shit...I can't get THAT out-the forceps will snap like twigs, man!"...I should have stuck to dentistry when I had the chance!...Fuckin Huxtables!

    Between that, the hood kitchen portraits, and the picture of the baby from Dinosaurs yelling Notdamama, either my head will explode like that redneck on the clayton bigsby skit, or I'll be fired for lauging too loud.

    I'm going with three--I'm out---

  • June 9, 2006 1:43 PM
  • jeeeeeez says...
  • Reallydoe,
    She looks like one of those invetro photos of a fetus. You know, the ones where the head is just developing and the FOREhead is REAL prominent? Y'all think she was a c-section? Man, if she wasn't her Momma probably STILL got stitches...

    Posted by: skdamc at June 9, 2006 01:32 PM

    ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Wow, i am waiving the white flag for her

  • June 9, 2006 1:44 PM
  • Dig says...
  • "Heavenly Father, we would like to pray for brotha Naj and brother skdamc....cause them muhfuckas got issues.....excuse my french, but Pastor DMX said its alright cause I know you know my heart, Lord..." LOL

  • June 9, 2006 1:51 PM
  • Naj says...
  • Dig, girrrrrl...bring yo ass inside the hate house...the street lights are comin on!!!!!!

    Somebody's gotta hold the antenna when my daily 3 come on, and what I tell you about playin in yo school clothes...

    Mookie gimme me Man-Man's hot wheel track!

    Oooooooooooooooohhhhh...

  • June 9, 2006 1:55 PM
  • Chill says...
  • She make another song like this, or they play this on the radio too much, she might just end up on that pole yet!!! S. can't save her ass forever.

    Citibank commercial - LOL!!! Dude need to make a cameo in this video!

  • June 9, 2006 1:57 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • Gal Gwan and carry ya likkle ass down ta da store and get me some milk so I can make Mr. Carter a fresh glass of Milo...


    wild son sild

  • June 9, 2006 2:00 PM
  • Naj says...
  • Gal Gwan and carry ya likkle ass down ta da store and get me some milk so I can make Mr. Carter a fresh glass of Milo...

    ______________________________________
    OMG


    LOL


    !

  • June 9, 2006 2:02 PM
  • Dig says...
  • Naj

    Damn, the hot wheels track??? Hahahaha!

    Yo, on the low, that Citibank commercial is funny as shit. Thats all TV's good for these days anyway, the commercials..... well that and the audition phases of American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance, LOL. Them shits are hilarious too, LOL.

  • June 9, 2006 2:04 PM
  • Dig says...
  • Speaking of American Idol.... can you imagine what Simon woulda said to Rihanna's ass if she came out on stage singing this bullshit???? LMAO!

  • June 9, 2006 2:05 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • Yo I heard she gotta a remix of this shit though, it's a duet with ya boy Dylan Dillinger from Making the Band....raggadadundung


    shit, I'm bout to get fired too...LMMFAO

  • June 9, 2006 2:17 PM
  • 3rd Coast says...
  • I wanna go down on rhianna
    with some honey!!!! PEACE

  • June 9, 2006 2:28 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • LMAO!!
    SHIT.... If I'm gonna get a write up for "inappropriate cubicle behaviour" WE ALL gettin' written up.
    Thanks for the prayer Dig. But... It's too late for me.

    Rihanna looks like....
    if she were to look over her glasses, she'd fall over......think about it..

  • June 9, 2006 2:30 PM
  • Snowball says...
  • You guys are so mean

  • June 9, 2006 2:33 PM
  • Dig says...
  • LMAOOOOOOOOO - The weebles wobble but they dont fall down, LOL.

  • June 9, 2006 2:37 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • Y'all think Rhi-Rhi could wear a fitted cap?


    Me neither.

  • June 9, 2006 2:40 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • She'd be the first person to actually fit a New Era size 8, and have it still be tight...

  • June 9, 2006 2:43 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • She'd have a line around her head like brothers be havin' because their wave cap is too tight.

  • June 9, 2006 2:47 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • I thought the Citi Bank commercial was tight. Jigga is doin' his damn thing.

  • June 9, 2006 2:48 PM
  • caff says...
  • Tierra Mari works at the Chik-Fil-A in the gallery.

  • June 9, 2006 2:49 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • LOL @ Caff-
    I thought it was the Popeyes. I thought I saw her "airbrushing" t-shirts down there also.

  • June 9, 2006 2:57 PM
  • Medina says...
  • "Heyy... This ain't no McDonald's!!!"

  • June 9, 2006 2:58 PM
  • UMM....WTF? says...
  • WHAT THE FUCK?!! THIS BITCH CAN'T SING TO SAVE HER FUCKING LIFE. THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. AND RON MEXICO I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOUR LIL' FAGGOTY ASS BUT YOU ARE RIGHT FOR ONCE ON THIS BLOG.

    THIS BITCH CAN'T SING. THIS SHIT SUCKS. LOL AT YOU SAYIN HE PART VELOCIRAPTOR. THIS BITCH GON BE IN JURASSIC PARK: 4. SHE MUST BE GIVING JAY-Z SOME GOOD HEAD/NOT HER OVERSIZED ONE, BUT SOME BRAIN TO KEEP PUTTING OUT HER BULLSHT MUSIC. BITCH YOU CUTE, BUT YOU SING AS BAD AS WHOOPI GOLDBERG LOOKS.

  • June 9, 2006 3:13 PM
  • Medina says...
  • wow. that's really weak.
    i think you are the first person to pull the Whoopie card in over six years.

  • June 9, 2006 3:25 PM
  • Naj says...
  • Y'all both wrong...after the Popeyes in the Gallery shut down she got a job followin niggas around makin them buy shit at Dr. Denim.

    No bullshit.

  • June 9, 2006 3:26 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • LOL @ NAJ
    Yeah, she down by City Blue handin' out cards that gives you 10% discounts to a corney ass comedy show if you spend at least $150.00.

  • June 9, 2006 3:29 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • A glass of Milo?

    The meter is broken today. I can't give out any points!

    What the fuck have I done?

    You motherfuckers have killed Rihanna. I thought I left her breathing. I was coming back with some help, and I find her beaten to death with what looks like...

    a hot straightening comb.

    ...and there's evidence of having been force-fed Milo.

    Why does it smell like burnt Blue Magic?

    If anyone's lookin for a job, there's an afterschool/weekend slot open at Chick-Fil-A!

    Dig, you put a bullet in Moses brain.

    MR. WTF?: Don't be a fuck-nigga. If you are with me today, then you're with me. You can't be opposed to what we do until you wanna do it with us. That's bitchmade. If you can hate on Rihanna, then you're a hater. Acknowledge the spirit of the hate and revolution that lives within you, my brother.

    -Pastor Mexico

    CHUUUUUCH!

  • June 9, 2006 3:50 PM
  • Naj says...
  • Pastor Mexico is now offering Grape and Red Kool Aid at the chuuuch fundraiser. If we can get in a single file line, everybody will be served.

    Thank You...

    Usher Naj

    Oh, Brother Skdamc and Sister Dig have made a lovely dish of Cheese n Macaroni, and Deacon Lowedwn is preparing some milo as well.


  • June 9, 2006 3:57 PM
  • D****** says...
  • LOL @ NAJ
    Yeah, she down by City Blue handin' out cards that gives you 10% discounts to a corney ass comedy show if you spend at least $150.00.

    Posted by: skdamc at June 9, 2006 03:29 PM
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    No, no, no.

    Everyone has it wrong Teaira Mari does the Outback runs for Rihanna a la Memphis Bleek.

  • June 9, 2006 3:58 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • ..........Let the chuuch say.....Amen..

  • June 9, 2006 4:01 PM
  • naj says...
  • No, no, no.
    Everyone has it wrong Teaira Mari does the Outback runs for Rihanna a la Memphis Bleek.
    Posted by: D****** at June 9, 2006 03:58 PM
    ___________________________________________________
    Damn...I heard it was Applebees...shit-she upgraded!...I guess Unfaithful gets that Rib and Steak platter money. But I can really see Tierra Mari doin that happy birthday shit at Friday's...

  • June 9, 2006 4:08 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • No, No, No...
    She makin' gelatis at Rita's
    "Be cool, eat a Rita's...."

  • June 9, 2006 4:11 PM
  • D****** says...
  • oops my bad it could as well be a patti at the corner store. She is a certified weed carrier

  • June 9, 2006 4:12 PM
  • Dig says...
  • Yall crazy. Must be Friday, LOL.

  • June 9, 2006 4:12 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • WE crazy?

    Dig, you killed a man.

    You should probably lay low. There are gonna be a couple detectives coming by to ask questions soon.

    STOP SNITCHIN!!!

  • June 9, 2006 4:29 PM
  • Dig says...
  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Hey, I just asked the man a question. I thought he was gonna have a witty comeback but ... then he got jumped, LOL

    And I aint see NOTHIN!

  • June 9, 2006 4:31 PM
  • Naj says...
  • Mamaaaaaaa....I killed a man...
    Dig, sweetie, you hopped out the jeep and killed Deafmoses in broad daylight.

    "Rockabye Baby"
    -Dig

  • June 9, 2006 4:52 PM
  • geechiedee says...
  • LMAO at Tierra Marie jokes!!!

    Ya'll know that she's the skater chick at Sonic's asking "Do u want a cherry or a grape slush to go with ur combo meal?"

  • June 9, 2006 4:54 PM
  • Dig says...

  • LMAO oh thats fucked up, Naj, LOL. I want my pop rocks back, LOL.

  • June 9, 2006 5:17 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • Pastor Mexico is now smakin' koofis in the parking lot for a small offering...lol


    nah y'all got it twisted though, I seen Teirra Marie last friday night outside The White Lotus in Hollywood, she was serving gutter dogs w/ a mexican lady and them girls from 3LW

  • June 9, 2006 5:35 PM
  • Rude Nigga says...
  • Damn Ron. I haven't seen you go at somebody that hard. Shit was funny though.

  • June 9, 2006 6:40 PM
  • babes says...
  • wat does LAMO

  • June 9, 2006 8:08 PM
  • babes says...
  • wat does LMAO MEAN

  • June 9, 2006 8:11 PM
  • Whateva says...
  • Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Ron Mexico! The whole time I was reading your blog I was saying hell yeah in my mind. Nobody likes her except little middle school girls who have never heard actual singing. Jay needs to be slapped for signing her. She's straight garbage, Christina Millian is better than this broad. She's gosh damn awful. I saw her perform this song live and my ears started to bleed and dogs started howling and barking like crazy around my house. Instead of Congress trying to band gay marriage they need to band that bithc Rihanna from singing ever again. Thank you Ron! Thank you! In

  • June 9, 2006 8:17 PM
  • Dig says...
  • LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off

  • June 9, 2006 8:36 PM
  • truth says...
  • wat does LMAO MEAN

  • June 9, 2006 8:45 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Rhianna looks like a black Mena Suvari.

    I'd still hit that klingon ass though.

    What do ya'll say? First female touchdown of talkin' videos?

  • June 9, 2006 9:21 PM
  • Libra says...
  • Rihanna sounds like a man with a wig on..horrible

  • June 9, 2006 9:26 PM
  • truth says...
  • darth detx, skdamc
    can u please tell me what LMAO means
    thank u
    love

  • June 9, 2006 10:06 PM
  • Hatin A$$es says...
  • DAMN HOMIE!
    I dont like homegirl at all, but this song is hot to me. Its a differnt subject to talk about to so its not a played out topic. PLUS i think the voice is nice on this track.

  • June 9, 2006 10:09 PM
  • truth says...
  • thank u digs

  • June 9, 2006 10:27 PM
  • GOLDEN11 says...
  • After reading the obliteration of Rhianna and laughing my ass off, I finally watched the video. I bullshit you not, I heard this song a couple of days ago on the radio (in someone else's car; I never listen to the radio), and I thought it was Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, or one of them no soul havin' chicks. I swear, I did not think it was a person of color singin' this crap! Two things though.

    1. She may have a head that you can ski on, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for it, even if she does give me a creepy Alien Nation vibe. Why? It's in the eyes, Chico.

    2. I really hope she never reads this blog, it might scar her for life!

  • June 9, 2006 11:50 PM
  • bigmouth says...
  • i like the song i just dont like her singing it she needs to stick to if its lovin u want and shit like that.what would really scare her is if she cleaned out her ears and heard herself singing that song i didnt expect her to go to far after i saw her frist video pondereplay how are you gonna give someone a beat like that and the bitch cant dance

  • June 10, 2006 2:07 AM
  • 3rd Coast says...
  • We need a talkin videos for tha following videos!!

    LL Cool J - Freeze (Whens this man
    gonna stop & what tha fuck is with
    hype williams widescreen bullshit
    I get a grandma seizure everytime
    I see a new hype video)

    Chris Brown - Wichever you choose
    Juelz Santana - Clockwork
    Cherish - I only thought it was 1
    ciara rip off then I see 4 stoogecunts
    on bet...WTF
    T.I. - Tha crystal waters sample song
    (Does T.I. have herpes simplex on tha
    side of his mouth or are those just
    scars from gettin duffed while selling
    mounds of blow)


  • June 10, 2006 3:16 AM
  • Pretty Rikki says...
  • I like this song and video...but i am one out of how many??

  • June 10, 2006 4:25 AM
  • haterrrs says...
  • WOWWW

    yall are fags, can yall sing??
    nope cause your ugly ass's sleep on the corner of the street, begging for money.

    saying she cant sing, u should be punched in the face

    she sings that song perfectly

  • June 10, 2006 9:48 AM
  • Dig says...
  • carribeans should stick to reggae, they can't sing shit.

  • June 10, 2006 10:04 AM
  • i fuck aliens says...
  • u fucks are crazy yo, that chick is sexy. Her and her 44- head. God damn them eyes too.... yall dont know that alien pussy is the best you can get? Teirra Mari might pop out of her chest and u can trizzy with both them hoes. Once u go mercurian u neva go back...

  • June 10, 2006 12:00 PM
  • def says...

  • RFLMAO at teirra Mari jumpin out her stomach.

    Rihana iz fin apart from that star warz head that can make darkveda have a seizure wit jus one look.

    She made more money az a striper than a singer ..sombody get this girl a pole >> coz am in love wit a Rihana

  • June 10, 2006 1:34 PM
  • 3rd Coast says...
  • Her voice is like fuckin nails on a
    chalkboard too me im dead fuckin
    serious she is fine & all & tha
    beat to tha song is good but I
    really go through agony when I
    hear her voice it's painfull!!!

  • June 10, 2006 3:16 PM
  • ThickChick says...
  • LMFAO i feel ya ron....Ms. Forehead is rele getting on my nerves....i hate the single...cmon ma ..if u cheatin on dude and HE know it there are only two reasons why he aint left yet
    A. U give good head
    B. He's fuckin someone else 2
    C. He dont give a shit
    D. He's Gay
    Rihanna is annoying now...she's turned into a pop singer..I could have sworn this bitch was from Barbados..
    Music of the sun wasn't all that badd but this???
    I wouldn't buy her BOOTLEGG lol
    Jay Z must have those polo shirts up his ass cause he acting like he cant hear her
    i hate to say it my fellow bloggerz, but rihanna had us fooled ..on the first few songs we thought she can marginally sing
    but now, she's exposed herself
    oh well, there's always Cassie lol

  • June 10, 2006 4:02 PM
  • Shazie says...
  • YOU GUYS ARE ALL WRONG!!! THIS VIDEO/SONG WAS AWESOME!!! YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE RECORD DEAL @ DEF JAM...lmfao!!!! And i wasnt a fan of her song pon de reply or any other ones but her newest CD is waaaay better and i suggest everybody should go pick up a copy..quit hatin fa real!!

  • June 10, 2006 5:11 PM
  • Mujahideen Ryder says...
  • Rihanna should stick to reggae beats.

  • June 10, 2006 5:31 PM
  • mikeTRINIDAD says...
  • carribeans should stick to reggae, they can't sing shit.

    Posted by: Dig at June 10, 2006 10:04 AM
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Fuck you Dig-some-buggers. Fucking up Rihanna is fine by me, but why the fuck you gotta generalise all the people of the C'bean like that??

    If you're black then your probably related to someone from here... and if you not then get the fuck up off the blog.

    Should i say all american women are dick sucking hoes, huh Dig?

  • June 10, 2006 6:01 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Should i say all american women are dick sucking hoes, huh Dig?

    Posted by: mikeTRINIDAD at June 10, 2006 06:01 PM

    You really should. I won't get mad lmao...

  • June 10, 2006 7:09 PM
  • FUCK THE JUSTICE SYSTEM says...
  • Okay, I Know This Is A Little Off Topic, But I Need Opinions On This Matter. I Have A Situation That Happen To A Friend Of Mine And I Want To Know Do You Guys Think Its Right Or Not. Here Goes:

    My Friend And His Cousin Hooked Up With These 2 Girls, Like As A Double Date Type Thing. My Friend Was Meeting His Date For The First Time Ever. His Cousin Already Knewhis Date.now, My Friend Is Driving With His Cousin To Pick Up The 2 Girls. They Pick Up The Girls And All Four Of Them Sit In The Car For Like 5 Minutes Debating What They Should Do. They All Decide To Go To His Cousins House And Chill There. Now, There All Chilling In My Friends Cousins Living Room Watching Tv. My Friend, Just Meeting His Date For The 1st Time, Tries To Start A Convo With His Date.in The Convo The Girl Tells Him She Was 18 Years Old(and She Looked Everybit). His Cousin Takes His Date To The Basement And Leaves My Man Alone With His Date. After About 30 Minutes Alone With Her , She Wasnt Feeling Him At All. So She Calls Her Friend From The Basement To Say She Ready To Go Home. Her Friend Comes From Upstairs With A Cup Of Liquor In Her Hands As She Was Drink With My Mans Cousin In The Basement. My Man Dates Say She Ready To Go And Her Friend Was Telling Her "oh , No Lets Stay" Because She Was Chilling With My Mans Cousin In The Basement.

    To Make A Long Story Short, They All Got Drunk And My Man Had Sex With His Date. Afterwards, They Took The Girls Home And Next Day My Mans Date Is Hollering Rape!
    She Went To The Police The Police Started Investigating Him And Everybody Involved. She Goes To The Hospital For Rape Kit Test. My Man Finds Out The Girl Was Only 15 Years Old. And He's 22. They Eventually Found Out She Lied About The Rape And They Dropped That Charge But They Got Him On Statutory Rape. Even Though The Girl Lied About Her Age He Was Charged With Sexual Misconduct And Sentenced To 6 Years Probation And Register As A Sex Offender And Has To Go To Sex Offender Treatment For The Whole 6 Years Of Probation.


    Whats Y'all Opinion?

  • June 10, 2006 7:43 PM
  • Whateva says...
  • YOU GUYS ARE ALL WRONG!!! THIS VIDEO/SONG WAS AWESOME!!! YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE RECORD DEAL @ DEF JAM...lmfao!!!! And i wasnt a fan of her song pon de reply or any other ones but her newest CD is waaaay better and i suggest everybody should go pick up a copy..quit hatin fa real!!

    Posted by: Shazie at June 10, 2006 05:11 PM

    I'm guessing you're about 12-15 and deaf.

  • June 10, 2006 9:20 PM
  • Mr. WTF says...
  • WTF!!!???!!

    Ayo, Ron...That wasn't me who wrote that corny ass whoopie goldberg sh**.

    Come on .....Whoopie??!!?? WTF

  • June 10, 2006 9:53 PM
  • Mr. WTF says...
  • When I see her head, all I can think of is "Goro Wins!"

  • June 10, 2006 10:02 PM
  • 3rd Coast says...
  • Okay, I Know This Is A Little Off Topic, But I Need Opinions On This Matter. I Have A Situation That Happen To A Friend Of Mine And I Want To Know Do You Guys Think Its Right Or Not. Here Goes:

    My Friend And His Cousin Hooked Up With These 2 Girls, Like As A Double Date Type Thing. My Friend Was Meeting His Date For The First Time Ever. His Cousin Already Knewhis Date.now, My Friend Is Driving With His Cousin To Pick Up The 2 Girls. They Pick Up The Girls And All Four Of Them Sit In The Car For Like 5 Minutes Debating What They Should Do. They All Decide To Go To His Cousins House And Chill There. Now, There All Chilling In My Friends Cousins Living Room Watching Tv. My Friend, Just Meeting His Date For The 1st Time, Tries To Start A Convo With His Date.in The Convo The Girl Tells Him She Was 18 Years Old(and She Looked Everybit). His Cousin Takes His Date To The Basement And Leaves My Man Alone With His Date. After About 30 Minutes Alone With Her , She Wasnt Feeling Him At All. So She Calls Her Friend From The Basement To Say She Ready To Go Home. Her Friend Comes From Upstairs With A Cup Of Liquor In Her Hands As She Was Drink With My Mans Cousin In The Basement. My Man Dates Say She Ready To Go And Her Friend Was Telling Her "oh , No Lets Stay" Because She Was Chilling With My Mans Cousin In The Basement.

    To Make A Long Story Short, They All Got Drunk And My Man Had Sex With His Date. Afterwards, They Took The Girls Home And Next Day My Mans Date Is Hollering Rape!
    She Went To The Police The Police Started Investigating Him And Everybody Involved. She Goes To The Hospital For Rape Kit Test. My Man Finds Out The Girl Was Only 15 Years Old. And He's 22. They Eventually Found Out She Lied About The Rape And They Dropped That Charge But They Got Him On Statutory Rape. Even Though The Girl Lied About Her Age He Was Charged With Sexual Misconduct And Sentenced To 6 Years Probation And Register As A Sex Offender And Has To Go To Sex Offender Treatment For The Whole 6 Years Of Probation.


    Whats Y'all Opinion?

    Posted by: FUCK THE JUSTICE SYSTEM at June 10, 2006 07:43 PM

    If he asked her how old she was then he
    allready had doubts of her age so it is
    kinda ya mans fault & tha only way they
    can prove if he fucked her is with tha
    nigga sperm so he must not have wore a
    condom my advice is either look to see
    some I.D. or fo sho where a condom you
    should be laced up anyway & they can ge
    DNA from Pubic hair too so..YEA

    Too me it's ya dumb ass friends fault
    he in tha situation he in!!!

  • June 11, 2006 12:05 AM
  • GOLDEN11 says...
  • carribeans should stick to reggae, they can't sing shit.

    Posted by: Dig at June 10, 2006 10:04 AM

    ***************************************

    What the fuck is that generalization shit for? Cut it out! St. Kitts, St. Croix, all of the U.S. Virgin Islands represent! Oh, and it's one I, two Bs, get it right, dumb nigga.

  • June 11, 2006 5:23 PM
  • Nasty Nas says...

  • Does T.I. have Herpes? I know Kelis does; but what is up with those bumps on his lips? He probably ate a herpe infested cooch.

  • June 11, 2006 7:41 PM
  • Dig says...
  • carribeans should stick to reggae, they can't sing shit.

    Posted by: Dig at June 10, 2006 10:04 AM
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Wow, I guess I must have really arrived since I got my first Dig Impostor post, LOL. I feel so special people wanna post as me. Let me see.... um... I wanna thank my mama, um... yo mama for making you a stupid prick who cant even be YOURSELF on a blog.... um... damn.... your daddy for not using a condom.... shit, theres just too many people to thank but yall know who you are! LMAO

    For the rest of yall (And Darth Detox, you should be ashamed for not knowing better as much as you be on here) Yall know whats really me and whats not so nuff said. For the rest of yall fake ass wanna-be's, maybe you oughta know that "DIG" dont blog on weekends (thank you to my homie who holla'd to let me know of this malfeasance going on) so nice try but YOU WILL NEVER BE ME! But we can all dream, LOL.

  • June 11, 2006 9:31 PM
  • Mr. WTF says...
  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    LOL....I heard of thanking for mom 4 an award but, Damn u thanked his mother too.ha ha ha.

    All jokes aside, congratulations on your Stanblog Award.

  • June 11, 2006 10:56 PM
  • Mr. WTF says...
  • And the winner is..................Dig for the "Calling out his stan" award. Congratulations!!!!

    Tune in next time ladies & gentlemen.Till then thanks for joining me for this years annual Stanblog Awards.

  • June 11, 2006 11:00 PM
  • Shariah_Genae says...
  • Oh look, Jay-Z's substitute coochie has another video out. This sucks all kinds of ass. Rihanna needs to give the music shit up and go back to cleaning hotels in Barbados.

  • June 12, 2006 12:07 AM
  • Stylezz says...
  • Daaaaaamn Ron...Do you and Rihanna have some sort of past? That was a serious of burns.

    *Little known fact: It takes 1 full pack of weave to cover rihanna's forehead*

    You don't want to be a murderer huh? Well it's too late. Do you know how many ppl have died from brain anurisms from you high pitched "singing"?

  • June 12, 2006 12:14 AM
  • from high pitch noise says...
  • *Head explodes*

  • June 12, 2006 1:58 AM
  • X says...
  • Actually, Rihanna can truthfully sing. My cousin runs Blackout Radio down here in VA and he asked her to sing a lil something acapella. I was there as well. She sang both "Final Goodbye" and "Unfaithful" acapella, and did the damn thang! She can really sing. I think she still have some nerves to get over when she hit the stage. But she can sing. And her forehead isn't reallly big in person.

  • June 12, 2006 9:17 AM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Aw cmon Dig...I didn't even say anything!

    I wish I was important enough to have an imposter.

  • June 12, 2006 10:53 AM
  • Dig says...
  • You right, I read your post again after and meant to comment but I was too busy calling everybody I know to tell em how important I was LOL....

    whats good?

  • June 12, 2006 11:10 AM
  • Whateva says...
  • Oh look, Jay-Z's substitute coochie has another video out. This sucks all kinds of ass. Rihanna needs to give the music shit up and go back to cleaning hotels in Barbados.

    Posted by: Shariah_Genae at June 12, 2006 12:07 AM

    Damn! That being said, Ron do you realize that Paris Hilton has a music video out? That's all I got to say.

  • June 12, 2006 11:29 AM
  • George bush says...
  • Rihanna got a metal forehead with serius satellite radio of JAy-z dictating her next singles. this bitch is not tight and she cant sing. keyshia cole or even christina milian shittin on this caribbean bitch.
    she aint even hood, no matter how much grits, red kool aid, straightening comb burns, or what ever. she could make chitlins next to the can of grease, holding a baby wit a unnamed father, in a section 8 apartment, braiding somebody up, smokin a newport, while drinkin ripple and watchin the wayans brothers, and still wouldnt be hood. and thats pretty hood.

  • June 12, 2006 1:02 PM
  • tammy says...
  • i think that she is pretty and she can sing all ya'll that thinks she sucks i mean come on she's probly better than you

  • June 12, 2006 1:04 PM
  • Money Maker says...
  • Damn, all of you guys are hating for real, she doing what she has to do to make her money and dreams come true Plus i bet shes better than all you guys.
    Also her music is not for older people its for young girls which is what she is, shes like 17/18. this is classic TRL music that little white girls eat up and put money into

  • June 12, 2006 2:07 PM
  • rebecca terleckis says...
  • wow this song rocks ans the song words rock i like the beat to it aswell this should go to no 1

  • June 12, 2006 2:17 PM
  • triple 7s says...
  • the production on this album was truly garbage, I would listen to milan album in which it was better produced, the only hot single is SOS, "She is TRL" but they couldn't figure out how put an album together... she wants to sing reggae then pop, then r&b.... def jam fucked up on this one... she can sing but she should do what sean paul is doing dance hall... people would have respected her voice better, but that is what you get when you fuck around with a label that doesn't know how to produce female artist.... Foxxy Brown,

  • June 12, 2006 3:04 PM
  • Truth Be Told says...
  • I agree the song sounds bad. I heard it live and I didn't like how she sounded, I heard to song on the radio and she sounded even worse. She doesn't have the voice to sing ballads and slow things. She sounded like a little girl singing in the fan. I hear the Ne-Yo originally wrote the song, I truly believe that he should have been the one to perform the song. I give props to young black women doing their thing, you just have to know what's your thing and what isn't. And "Unfaithful" is clearly not hers!

  • June 12, 2006 4:13 PM
  • nigga says...
  • Rihanna is ugly too.

  • June 12, 2006 4:55 PM
  • sweet says...
  • i resent that comment about people from the islands not being able to sing. I'm Bahamian and people say that I give them goosebumps when I sing. I agree her voice is shit, but the distinguishing factor is her accent. A good singer should be able to sing without their accent. I don't mean to down her, she is a pretty girl, but she has no business getting paid with a voice like that. hey dig, get @ me and i'll prove u wrong.

  • June 12, 2006 6:32 PM
  • schematics says...
  • I got one thing to say, Rhianna cant sing. All I had to do was watch her on Carson daly and Jay leno. She was cracking notes so bad, it almost seemed like it was on purpose. I can't believe this is the same chick that Jay signed "on the spot". He fucked up everybody shit on def jam for this!!!!???!??!? She ain't that cute to be sounding that ugly.Crack man x was right, she is waAAACCKKKKK.

    And tierra sounds better than her at least from what i seen on tv.

  • June 12, 2006 6:44 PM
  • Bonanza says...
  • Tsk tsk...man speaks the truth.

    However, in regards to the Young Joc, song, you gotta admit....it's catchy, even if it is whack.

  • June 12, 2006 11:49 PM
  • Mr. WTF says...
  • Next video please....

  • June 13, 2006 12:09 AM
  • soleil says...
  • HOT VIDEO!! DAMN THAT WHITE BOY IS FINE!!!

  • June 13, 2006 9:17 AM
  • IceCole says...
  • Yes, tear into Rhianna, please. I love it. Make her depressed and stuff so I can make her feel better. I don't care how the song sounds, I can watch it in mute. Say what you want, that chick is beautiful, the forehead doesn't bother me, really!

    Y'all go hard in this blog!

  • June 13, 2006 10:26 AM
  • Lauren says...
  • i lv dis sng i think it is g8

  • June 13, 2006 1:45 PM
  • abou says...
  • this is fuckin great!

  • June 13, 2006 4:18 PM
  • White Boy Lover says...
  • I want a white boy too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • June 13, 2006 7:45 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Dig, just maintaining...tired of dealing with niggaz. It's a damn shame the way these niggaz are acting nowadays.

    Other than that, just listening to some fuckin'...Ralph Tresvant lol.

  • June 13, 2006 11:55 PM
  • yall suck says...
  • Leave Rihanna alone,,,,Damn people!

    She is not the only chick who can't sing let our sisters make some damn money...
    Ya'll need to be talkin about dumb ass Paris Hilton and her new album!! Now that's a bitch who can't sang!

  • June 14, 2006 3:17 PM
  • QueenChoc says...
  • NO DOUBT HER VOICE NEEDS A LOT OF WRK

    well boi at least Ne-yo gon get paid.

  • June 14, 2006 5:03 PM
  • okwhateverfailure says...
  • Hey! I like Paris Hilton!!!!!

  • June 14, 2006 6:05 PM
  • bianca says...
  • allo c bianca meme si ont a casser je pensa a toi a chaque nuit et jai desd probleme alors revien je taime encor xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • June 14, 2006 7:25 PM
  • NANa says...
  • wooow..whats up with all the jelousy and hating??

    She is HOT.. she got a gorjuz face.. wif a gorjuz body n she can shake n dance better than 99% of them biatchz in videoz.. n she got a voice on her.. she can sing dats a fact.. just coz she dont have the 'mary j blige'voice happening dont mean she cant sing... her style is diff n i sure as hell enjoy it dawg!.. plus stop hating coz she making the $$$$ n she onli how old??...18?.. I LOVE U RHIANNA!

  • June 15, 2006 4:49 AM
  • jewly says...
  • it's not like most of the fuckers on the radio can sing. It ain't like Ne-Yo can fuckin' sing in the first place.

  • June 15, 2006 1:30 PM
  • Raven says...
  • who plays the piano in this vid? anyone know?

  • June 19, 2006 12:53 AM
  • Millzzz&Sophss says...
  • yooooooooooooooo peoplesssssss we wuv dis songggggg :D we wuv u alllllll :D x x x

  • June 19, 2006 5:39 AM
  • carmen says...
  • yeh hi.
    umm listen ok? I really like this song. She is a good singer. You would never be able to do better. As for 'saving her from the pole' that's quite rude- just as you saying NIGGA every 2 sentences. stop. This song is great.

  • June 21, 2006 5:59 PM
  • lisa says...
  • yes, she cant sing. SOS is the only song she has that i could listen to without wanting to barf. And she has a huge ass forehead too. The other day i saw her and was thinking to myself that she looks like an average girl when she has makeup on, so i was wondering, what the hell she look like without makeup. The only thing she has going for her are her eyes.

  • June 24, 2006 10:24 AM
  • Freddy says...
  • What a horrific review my jaw is still on the floor? Anyways cant take you seriously because you think ciara can sing so you are no authority on vocal ability. Unfaithful is a incredible ballad and destined for number 1 before the summers out. You go Rihanna keep doing what you doing and ignore the haters. Credit to rihanna for doing something different because its the first im hearing a woman actually admitting she cheated usually a woman is singing about how her man did her wrong. Its a wonderful song.

  • June 26, 2006 5:38 AM
  • LIL' MISS PRISSY says...
  • I'm tired of these talentless scallywhops on the radio. The problem here is not even that she's a talentless scallywhatever on the radio. Most people on the radio are complete asscakes. However, niggas really need to stay in their lanes. If you're Little Miss "Pon De Replay," don't try to go "Midnight Train To Gerogia" on us. You will be exposed, no matter how cute the greasy old men think you are.


    OH NO HE DIDNT

  • June 26, 2006 5:41 AM
  • D says...
  • OH MY (EXPLICIT WORD) GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Y'ALL WENT HARD ON RIHANNA AND TOTALLY DESTROYED HER!!!!!
    THAT'S GOOD SHIT.....IF SHE READIN THIS ,SHE GON BE FUCKED UP 4 LIFE!!!!!
    THE SHIT WAS SO FUNNY I COULDNT EVEN LAUGH ANYMORE!!!!!
    YALL A'INT NEVER WENT THIS HARD AT A PERSON.....DAMN.....


    I'D STILL HIT AND TASTE HER, THO.
    TEAIRRA MARI TOO. CUZ I GOT A MONSTER TOUNGE.....

  • June 26, 2006 12:26 PM
  • W says...
  • Well i like her voice a lot! So she can sing. If you want tohere a person who sing s worse look at Paris Hilton!

  • July 1, 2006 12:11 AM
  • NANDI says...
  • THE GIRL CANNOT SING, YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE IF YOU LISTEN TO HER LIVE SHE CANNOT CARRY THE SONG NOTE FOR NOTE AND SHE IS ALWAYS OFF KEY. AND CARIBBEAN PEOPLE CAN SING ANYTHING,FOR EXAMPLE HEATHER HEADLY FROM TRININDAD. THE POINT IS RIHANNA CANNOT SING,ON RECORD OR LIVE(PRAY NOT TO HERE UNFAITHFUL LIVE).SHE GETS BY ON HER LOOKS NOT HER VOICE.I'VE SEEN A FEW OF HER LIVE PEFORMANCES AND THEY WERE ALL POOR, SHE CANNOT HOLD HER OWN ON A STAGE WITH OTHER ARTISTE ALSO.AND FOR A CARIBBEAN WOMAN SHE CANNOT DANCE. I GIVE PEOPLE THERE RESPECT WHERE IT IS DESERVED EVEN IF I DON'T LIKE THEM.

  • July 5, 2006 12:11 PM
  • Ms. Real says...
  • I must be honest Rihanna can sing, but she can't sang. S.O.S, Pon de Replay, and some of her other songs were real hot n catchy. I couldn't stop singing them.
    But unfaithful dat exposed her it sounded like my lil cousin whining for ice-cream, annoying and needed a ass whippin. Her voice is not strong enuff' to carry such a powerful song. It was very pitchy. She should stick with upbeat songs.

    ON THE OTHER HAND: I must admit Rihanna doesn't sing better than anyone at my church, not even me. I think her look got her the deal and that's what sells her I don't even think she writes her own material. That is a shame, because some people are actually born singers not made like Rihanna and it's heartbreaking to people who can BLOW but don't even try because their personality, and true talent won't matter. THE GAME IS FUCKED UP.

  • July 5, 2006 10:33 PM
  • caramel kissez 4 ya says...
  • yall nikkas is bugin.not 2 b racist but i think that yall just mad another black female is tryna make it in tha industry.dont come runnin down ma back itz just ma opinion.i think she is a great artist-not beyonce yet but she betta than some of these otha bytchez like tierra marie or ashanti

  • July 9, 2006 2:40 PM
  • juanita says...
  • THANK GOD that i'm not the only one in the world who thinks this girl is awful! She sounds like a dying cat! It really ticks me off that all of these non-talented people are able to make so much money and get all of this airplay off of their looks! There are plenty of extreamly talented people in the world who don't have the chances these hacks have right now! it makes me ill!

  • July 13, 2006 12:46 PM
  • Viki says...
  • I think that Rihanna is a brilliant singer and that she is really pretty. S.O.S, Pon De Reply and Unfaithful are really good songs and I love them all but my favourite is Unfaithful. The video is really good because it's like a story.

  • July 24, 2006 8:37 AM
  • Matty says...
  • That aint even my email but um ...i think you made too much of a harsh review there buddy i really dont think there paying you enough for this you purto rican peace of trash holmes start listenin to sum real reggae ya pussyhole n leave ya fuckin Cubanito Cdz at home ! Maria Maria TANAREGGAETON TON TANAREAGGAETON TON Rollin on Da Door Laughin Have a good day n e way LOOL SCALLYWHOP? lool L-O-S-E-R

  • July 25, 2006 10:24 AM
  • balls says...
  • lets jst get a few things sorted rihanna isnt the best singer ever but!!!! she can actually sing!!! soo instead of dissing her point your finger at some other star who never sings live when rihanna actually does!!

  • July 25, 2006 3:11 PM
  • peewee says...
  • you to fine rihanna would you let me hit or suck my dick

  • August 6, 2006 4:32 AM
  • kylie says...
  • Does anyone have a cover for Unfaithful because the melody is good, it's Rihanna's voice that sucks rotten eggs?

  • August 23, 2006 11:06 PM
  • kylie says...
  • Does anyone have a cover for Unfaithful because the melody is good, it's Rihanna's voice that sucks rotten eggs?

  • August 23, 2006 11:07 PM
  • shannon says...
  • hi rihanna you need to make a web site that we can go on to hear your song i love unfaitfull and your not a crap singer i think you are so pritty but i want to see more off you on telly or at least your singing plz

  • August 27, 2006 4:39 PM
  • lauren says...
  • i dont mean to envy but who wouldnt want to look or sing or be like rhianna she is so pretty and has a fantastic taste in what she wears i listen to all of rhiannas songs everyday and i will never get bored of them thats for sure i hope she brings many more albums out as life goes on if she makes them ill buy em !
    rhianna your the best!!!!!!!! x

  • August 29, 2006 4:51 AM
  • zoe says...
  • rianna is sooooooo ace she rules

  • September 21, 2006 4:28 AM
  • LEWIS says...
  • BON JOVI IS A GOOD BAND BUT LAMR IS GOODER

  • October 5, 2006 4:56 AM
  • Ruben says...
  • This is wack, Rihanna rules!

  • January 29, 2007 5:39 PM
  • Rick says...
  • Rihanna sucks totally - no doubt about that. She hasn't got the looks like Christina Milian and the voice of Keyshia Cole. To make matters worst she has a huge forehead, which isn't a good thing for show biz. I don't even think that Tyra's is as bad as hers.

  • March 2, 2007 8:14 AM
  • lady e says...
  • see the problem is most of you are down gradin her as a person. But in reality you all wanna be like her. Don't get mad because she is doing better than you and she is makin something of her life. If you think you can do better than prove it cuz its obvious that you cant otherwise it would of been you up their in that video and im pretty sure not everyone is gonna like a certain song but that dosent mean you have to downgrade the poor girl and frankly yea the song the best but you know what at least she has some talent cuz if she didnt then she wouldnt of got a record deal. So think about that the next time you wanna bash some new singer or artist. So stop your bitchin and get on with your life.

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