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Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland - "Promiscuous"
Posted on June 7, 2006 12:00 PM
Meep, Meep!
Looks like Nelly Furtado is ready to reinvent herself in a Kelis-type way. Let's have a look at the new mom and her contribution to this steadily expanding genre I like to call Ho-Hop. Pop rap's white girl du-jour of a few years ago is ready to reclaim her throne, and she brought a little friend with her. Yes, Timbaland is little by comparison and trying his damndest to save "Promiscuous" [watch it now] from the quick, painless death it was born to undergo.
So, Courtney Cox makes corny-ass pseudo rap music. Sadly, I think Joey, Chandler, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are all in this club scene somewhere. For all the pumpin and sweatin, can't nann nigga in this video dance worth a shit. For a hip-hop-flavored dance track, this jawn has some serious melanin deficiency. Even if this is supposed to take place in Canada, there are enough black people up north whereas this didn't have to be a condensed episode of Soul Train. I've seen 'em. The black folk hide behind trees and shit, but they exist!
Timbaland in the 2-man band looking like Deebo. I get the impression that Nelly Furtado, signed to Moseley Music Group, is gonna be Timmy's personal little Tina Turner. Eat the cake, Annie Mae. Tim sure isn't eating it.
Of course the Canadian girl is gonna drop a Steve Nash reference. Did you see Nasty Nash in the video getting down? If not, I caught a freeze frame for you. Thank me later.
Oh, shit! Where has Justin Timberlake been all this time? I heard he has been working on an action movie in which Little Richard does some of his stunts. Am I buggin, or did I catch a 3 milisecond glimpse of Nelly, Timba and Timber doin the Willy Bounce? That's how the fuck you know it was 6-6-06 yesterday.
Why didn't they just bite the fucking bullet and give Justin Timberlake and Gwen Stefani some verses? JT the Bigga Wigga is creepin around like "I wanted this beat so badly, I just got finished crying!"
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Questions? Comments? Requests? Tired of these bum ass club videos too? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
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Hey! I an feeling NELLY FURTADOs song "PROMISCUOUS GIRL." Not so much the title, as the beat. The beat is hot. She's got some other bangers too. Can't wait for the album drop!
You know you wrong, Ron. Leave Nelly alone. She do look like a Courtney Cox stunt double though, damn, I never noticed that, LOL. Give her hers though cause little do you know this is Holla Back 2006. Just watch, LOL.
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Every time I see Nelly I think of Courtney Cox. They could pass for sisters. I would rather smash Nelly over Courtney though.
I remember when Nelly was the canadian tree-hugger type, wearing earthtones with all her hair pulled back in a bun. Now she's showing her stomach, wearing heels and skin-tight jeans.
"So, Courtney Cox makes corny-ass pseudo rap music. Sadly, I think Joey, Chandler, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are all in this club scene somewhere"
Damn nigga....AND Rachel.
I'm just glad I'm not the only nigga around here who watches Friends. Thanks, Ron.
White people are gonna EAT THIS ONE UP! They LOVE them some white hip-hop. The song is pretty good...doesn't emphasize Nelly's actual singing talent that she has, but it's a hot dance track.
Darth Detox
Off beat white girls will butcher this brilliant Timbo track with dance routines like that ashanti "hair wiping" move. I can see it now.
Nelly's dancing barely did it justice in the video.
Caff... fear not. I predict the throwback Pumas will make a comback on the next single LOL.
I anyone paid attentinon, Nelly dropped a record last year(or maybe 2004, the weed has really fucked up my sense of time) but......
she was still carrying a bunch of her baby weight, and she was on some 'portugese' shit.
If you never heard her last single, I'm not surprised. Cuz the shit was whack.
I will say boo is lookin hella good now that she's gotten back to her 'fighting weight'.
The song, oh Becky, Sarah, and Jessica will be shakin their flat asses to this one for sure. Believe that shit when I tell you!
This single is certainly 'urban' on the Christina Milian tip.
When I first heard it in those commercials, I actually thought it was M.I.A on it.(until I paid attentinon to the commerical and realized it was Nelly)
In summary, she looks good enough for me to give her a 'pass' on this one.
Is it just me, or does Timbaland look like Busta Rhymes' slightly chubby stunt double?
JT the Bigga Wigga is going into my database as we speak. GOOD LOOKIN OUT MEXXX!!
I too am guilty of watching Friends...*hanging head in shame*
Fuck that!!! I watched it and enjoyed it.
Anyhoo...I'd tag Ms. Furtado, she has been diagnosed with concrete jungle fever. Other than that, Shakira has that white girl hip-belly-seizure shit on lock.
And the end of the video is like an artist amber alert. Missing: Timbo's weight and hot dogs on the back of his neck. Missing: Justin Timberlake or is that Robin Thicke? Missing: The debut album of the girl dancing with Tim at the end who was in Xzibit's video and on Tim's label.
i would smash honey.shes ok.
yo ron try to get that kid n play joint "gettin funky" one of these thurdays.that shit is a classic,you got the i.o.u. dancers who ran shit in the latin quarters.check for that one ron.one.
Shakira is Spanish, Italian, and Lebanese.
WHOOMP, WHAAMP, BAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!
She is fine as a MUTHAFUCKA!!
'Why'd you have to go and to that!!!' cbw??
Don't get me started talkin about my baby mamma!!!
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Damn,
Kid N' Play.... Don't make me go into the closet and break out my 'House" shoes and puffy sleeved shirt.
whats good skdamc.yeah fam that getting funky is the video with them wearing the 2 hype leather sweaters.i wasnt that much of a fan but "last night"there first joint is a classic.
Willy j,
I'm talking 'bout ya baby mama in a good way. She shake that shit like clockwork.
Damn!(hanging head in shame again) I quoted Dipset...
Yeah Yeah Yeah I got you cbw!!
One Love!
I know you like how she be workin that!!!
Bitch gonna fuck around and break her hip one day with all that mess!!!
Wiily J,
I can look at Shakira shake, but on the real she can keep that south of the border yodeling.
Just watched the video-
Cot DAMN!!!
With all the "swirling" and "Jungle Fevery" goin' on, it looked like an all-star K-Swiss commercial.
Cot DAMN!!!
With all the "swirling" and "Jungle Fevery" goin' on, it looked like an all-star K-Swiss commercial.
Posted by: skdamc at June 7, 2006 03:15 PM
A K-swiss commercial!!!! That was some funny ass shit right there.
I can hear Timbo saying it now..."I rock my white chick. I rock my white chicks"
Nelly Furtado's looking right son, thats my future ex wifey right thurr
Damn...you DID quote dipset, c b w.
-3 points.
Is it just me or is this the white version of Beyonce's "Naughty Girl". And playing the role of white Usher is...*gasp!* Justin Timberlake!
Since when is "Promiscuous Girl" a term of endearment? At least when Christina went 'Dirrrrrty' she had the courtesy to make it ALITTLE street. I can see it now...
"Hey! Cmere, promiscuous girl! Lemme holla atcha!"
Just imagine Ying Yang twins talkin' bout "I'mma beat that VAGINA up!"
I humbly accept the -3 points. At least it was Juelz and not Jim Jones. I might've had my Talkin Video's hate card revoked.
Promiscuious Girl...she's the type that likes to raise iq's, tell her friends she don't, and then give you brain in the car while driving home from dinner.
Jusher Raymerlake knew Britney was one.
Jim Jones might be my favorite Dipshit.
Majority time I'm trynna stay above the poverty line.
That's a major part of my grind.
He could be so much better.
Detox is right... -3 for the Talkin' Videos all-time Around The Horn points leader.
JT the Bigga Wigga might be goin in the vocabulary when his album comes out.
My Bay Area people... fuck with me on this.
Nelly Furtado is Aboriginal... as in Native... Do you really classify that to be white?
Regardless what she is... she's pop rap's white girl du jour.
She's white ENOUGH.
she was still carrying a bunch of her baby weight, and she was on some 'portugese' shit.
She was on "some Portugese shit because she is part Portugese, so she was just tapping into her heritige a bit.
Why everyone hating because she changed her style? All artists do it as they evolve.
Shit's hot and y'all know it
Nah... this song is bootylicious.
Beat is nice though.
Ronnie Mexxx -
Yep, I caught the Get Low Playaz reference (I'm guessing no one outside the Bay catches that ish.)
Game recognize.
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As for the single... it's bangin', but already played out in what... a lifespan of 4 weeks already? Yeesh. Got damn Nash... how does his f'ed-up hair having azz bag chicks like Liz Hurley, now Nelly Furtado? I call shenanigans.
Nelly Furtado is lookin so much better these days now that she can dress & her song is hot
LMAO @ JT the Bigga Wigga.That one's a classic!I'm from the Bay why didn't I think of that
Nelly furtado is Portugese..Shakira is Columbian...and yeah...this isnt the REAL Nelly Furtado...but everyone has thatside of em...the freaky side....and i guess this is where shes showin it up.
WHAT.HAPPENED.TO.TIMBO!aka. Deebo!
Timberlake cant even lick my dogs ass....wigga
Man it is more like NELLY RETARDO!!! Fuck this crap. NEXT VIDEO!
Ronald,
You've sapped my energy with this effort, its been on heavy rotation on the music channels in the UK, pretty sick of it. Can you make sure you gimme a bit of that De La, Redman - 'Oooh' tomorrow? Go on son don't be shy.
Honestly whoever wrote this peice is truly a hater. The song is what its meant to be. To be a hit single. Trust me its doing its job. This patetic attempt at comedy should be laughed at. If that was mary j blige or beyonce who made this song i gaurantee the writer of this piece won't say nothing! Damn hypocrites
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This scallywag's biological clock is all fucked up; you supposed to start out a ho and then graduately transform into an artistic diva..not the other way around.
I love the fact that Justin is Timbo's Fonzwoth Bentley-type house wigga who does funny dances.
That's what i call reperations.
Timbo ain't loose no weight.. that's photoshop madness.
Last i heard he ate Magoo for fuckin up his outback-order
I keeps it real, WU-TANG!
Ay Ron Mexx... Wher's the list at?
Oh, shit! Where has Justin Timberlake been all this time? I heard he has been working on an action movie in which Little Richard does some of his stunts.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^how about this one did anyone catch this dave chappelle reference from the playa haters ball the first season
"that was buck nasty who on the weekends is a stunt double for little richard in gay porn"
the beat is fire though and monica cant dance Chandler was my dude though he gets busy
Canadian Dogg:
Most Americans don't even know where the fuck Portugal is.
Most Americans think Brazilians are speakin spanish.
So BOO!
But thanks for the redundant information.
Most white americans think all caribban pople are from Jamaica or Babados and run around in coconut skirts.
I agree with Mexico.
You can't pull that PC bullshit and say she isn't white.
Christina Aguilera is white.
Charlie Sheen is white.
Cameron Diaz is white.
Fuck it, Vin Diesel is white...with his steroid Tom Hanks looking ass....
You look white. You're white. Period.
C B W,
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ANYWAYZ I FEELN NELLYS NEW STYLE MAN!
Dammit Ron! You had to pull the Canada card didnt you? Well yes, there are black ppl in Canada, including myself. The reason that you cant find 1/2 of us is because were down in the States dancing in the videos. you need us...we give you umm...maple syrup? oh and the girl from the first Ne-yo video...Tenisha Scott
The song is ok...I was feeling it a lot more 2 months ago but muh its still good. Lovin the Nelly and Lil X bubble lolz.
Timbo's got some guns!
I wonder if JT was mad that the other white guy was dancing and not him..probably sparked even more tears from him.
promiscuous girl is a cool video that i like watching over and over im just not with the title of the song
that video is hot and i love except that im not feeling the title
Damn shes looking good. I love her. At first I didnt know it was Nelly untill it showed her name. She looks way better than ever. Oh yah she aint white shes something lol
hey was up!! yo new song is off the grill1! off the cheese and evrything, keep doin yo thang girl, and remember ur black on the inside, and ur so fuckin xxxy, so hit me up when u have a chance!!!!!!!!1
~Traquanneeishiaae p.s. i hate rap, and whoever likes it!!!
man she could get it. yall see her stomach! skeet skeet!! LOL
Someone turned her out bigtime ya dig!
Why everyone scared of being white.... everyone wants to aviod it at any cost... WACKOS... Anyway she is lame and tim looks like a buffed up fag.
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SHE IS PORTUGESE NOT NATIVE!!!
Portuguese, that's right!! On a radio show I heard recently, Nelly said not only does she have olive skin colour but she ALWAYS stood out growing up because she didn't look completly Latina or completley White so she always did her own thing trying to love herself. Of course now anyone can see that she's very proud of being a Portuguese Latina girl. Hence her song "Powerless" which icludes a couple of lines about magazines trying to make her look White and erase her ethnicity. Go Nelly!
Thanks for the laughs. You folks are off the hook. And for the record, the video was great.
For those that don't know... Miss Nelly always had a hip hop vibe in some of her songs. Track & Field discovered her doing her thing at the hip-hop, R&B club named HONEY JAM in Canada. That was a few years after she used to rap and write rhymes with her ex-boyfriend who's now in a hip hop group, and around the time she met turntablist champ DJ Lil Jaz, her little girl's Daddy. Track & Field kept pushing her to put her skills on record and finally she did. So yeah- the girl's for real.. she's done wicked freestylin.
Hate on her less love yourself more. Nelly is cool this is coming from a black girl thinks she's alright.
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I think she's cool too. People should Stfu with racist and unjustifiable missions to recruit more ignorant jeer-leaders. They don't know shit about the person they're dissing but since the somebody has less melanin and/or the physical features that the Haters wants, they feel the person deserves to be cut up despite the lack of knowledge of their background.
Furtado eventually drops a freestyle to the irritating woman who called her fat at this think link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MuswxGcBnU&NR
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