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Kelis feat. Too $hort - "Bossy"
Posted on June 6, 2006 12:00 PM
The same girl that brought Nas to Killa Cam's [former] backyard for daily egg creams believes that she can have any nigga chasing the ice cream truck with tights and a cape on. The once-again-reborn Kelis and Harlem's most popular poodle (I mean the dog, not Nasir) join forces with the always-out-of-retirement Too $hort for her latest single "Bossy" [watch above].
In typical Kelis fashion, this video is full of awkward and uncomfortable poses for the sake artistic expression... I guess. This video looks as if some upscale designer isn't scared as shit to use black people in his/her ad campaign... but we know that shit will never happen. We get cameos at best, unless we're featured prominently on some Grace Jones/Strangé shit. Don't even ask about what's on the Tommy Hilfiger cutting room floor.
You might have been wondering what Kelis was doing on the floor. No, she wasn't dancing. She was doing her hood-famous vacuum trick. That was the night she got the "Mrs. Jones" chain and grill.
Is she a boss for real? Well, she's got $horty Da Pimp looking like he came straight from an NA meeting to a shoot singing her praisies. By the look of Kelis' dilated nostrils, we might already know what brought his little ass to the yard. At least they were kind enough to find him some video girls that were 4'1" or shorter.
I guess we have a win-win situation for the Jones family. Kelis gets out of the hood, Nas gets to have a competitive showing in the "hottest chick in the game" competition. Now, Simpstradamus... come get your broad before Too $hort have her on the stroll somewhere discovering the finer points of a coke blowjob. Grill optional.
I hate... her so much right now! While this song looks to be a popular one for the ladies in the [skrippin?] clubs, I expect more from Kelis than another Shawnna song for some reason. I was hoping that she'd let her voice and ideas be her moneymaker at some point, but why should I be so lucky? She's gone "Milkshake," and we have to deal with it.
Pharrell, don't let this album suck, please.
Questions? Comments? Requests? Wanna know how to get your Persian rug as clean as the ones at the clubs Kelis frequents? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
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Comments
Thank you!! You finally did my video for me!! LOL, did I not tell you it was a hot ass mess? You have made my morning.. Yo te amo mucho carino.. Besos!
So Easily We Forget About the Legends....
This song is off the chain!!! Club banger all the way...the video, well it could have been better...Kelis looks a little strange in some frames, but other than that, this is hot!!!
I guess, people with herpes are still bossy?
Kelis sure is lookin beefy. And as for Too Short, he need to get on a track with Yola. Dat boy Yola shhh is all over
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It was a strange video & kelis is fine
in it but only when she has locs on for
some reason I think her eyes are ugly
tha beat was allright really don't like
the song at all but chicks like it so
what can we do??? It won't blow up
though & kelis will flop I feel sorry
for tha drooppy d lookin woma
The coke blowjob reference was a lil
too much but thats comin from me who
at this moment can't be witty with
xanax still in my system from last
night: Im depressed... overall tha
commentary was kinda funny!!!
100 kinfolks: I need water
Pharrell or the Neptunes no longer fucks with Kelis...
Kelis is fine as hell.
Nas is a lucky man.
I think that if Felini smoked a dust blunt chased with a '85 Bronx woolie blunt he would have made this video.
LOL @ Too Short leavin' an N.A. meeting to make this video. I got love for Too Short but he ain't been shit since he got his teefes fixed. I think they gave him his edge. I mean, really, what trick is gonna disobey a pimp with teeth like he had. "Giiiiiiirl, lemme get Daddy his money before he "accidentally" gives me a historectomy with them shits in his mouf."
This shit ain't nothing but a high class version of "My Neck, My Back". Why do mufuckas insist on filming food for videos? I don't give a fuck what you're eating or drinking.
She looks good when she isn't rocking the Ray Charles eye collection or showing her grill.
And let's thank Too Short for his classic drunk uncle cameo. You see Kelis had to dip out for those scenes, it brought back too many memories of getting touched by Shorty the Pimp.
I like this video but I am totally NOT feeling this song!
am i the only one who finds that little arm flap chicken wing thing she does in the video annoying ? i mean bossy is okay good retro sample from that easy e joint. but other than that its alright not impressed her old stuff with forrezzy is better.
I don't feel any way about the song or video--the images are kinda on some First Friday shit...Yes c b w, that indeed is a balla ass spread with all the fine meats and cheeses-lol...we needed Tron for this video, and everything IS better in slow motion.
As long as we all know every video is going to look like "somebody's mama lookin for their underage whore daughter in the club with a flashlight" this summer.
No Pharrell can save Kelis this time, she's moved on...
LOL @ Skdamc...
WASNT SLIM THUG SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS SONG??
Fuck you, Ron Mexico.
You're not gonna make me watch this. I refuse.
I can never deal with a bossy bitch...but she is fine az fuck.
Wouldn't have married her though.
Ron, get a job. you ain't no comedian.
Darth,
You know the rules.....
Fear leads to anger,anger leads to hate,hate leads to talkin' videos.
The video is calling....pick up. lol
c b w,
*Sighs* Fine. I'll watch the video. But I'm putting that bitch on MUTE.
Ok.
White girls are gonna love this one.
So am I the only one who thinks this looks like MY NECK, MY BACK with a budget?
Ah yes...being bossy is all about cutting your hair ass early in the morning. FUCK she think she is? Mulan?
Ugh. I quit. I fucking quit.
Yes, Darth!! YES!!! Embrace your inner hate!! We go through life looking at the positve side of ahit all the time. Why can't we hate or clown a video once a week? We NEED that balance!!! It's not like we "truly" hate anyone, it's just a release. Now, I KNOW you got a good Too Short joke in you. That Mulan reference was funny, now flesh it out. You know, like I bet Too Short probably finger popped one of those video honeys and the camera was just panning around to him as he was smelling his finger. See? This is easy.....LOL
White girls are gonna love this one.
Posted by: Darth Detox at June 6, 2006 12:31 PM
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I'm just seeing Beth, Julie and Sarah fuckin doin that "hump-grind" dance they do at the frat/spring break parties wasted off their ass splilling their drinks on each other:
"Woooooooo!!! I'm Soooo Bossy!...I'm A Boss Bitch"
While the cameraman from "Girls Gone Wild" saying "GOT IT!"
Where's Da Muzishits when u need 'em?
Where's Da Muzishits when u need 'em?
Posted by: Naj at June 6, 2006 12:40 PM
Getting the Ying Yang out they mouf.
Where's Da Muzishits when u need 'em?
Posted by: Naj at June 6, 2006 12:40 PM
They was drivin' the YoungBloodz tour bus..........
The video was... I dont know. No real feeling about it one way or the other but she looks good with the short hair. The song is wack though. At least it wasnt as annoying as Milkshake.
yo that bitch should give up her music career. the only reason she still got 1 is bc she with milkshake.... i mean nas. come on that shit was wack as fuck and u can't justify it no way
3rdCoast:
Xanax...HAHAHAHA waisting yo time shawty!
Kelis definitely looks better with the short hair... before she cut it she was looking a bit too much like that poodle...
... still, this video looks like a wannabe "high class" version of NERD's "Lapdance" video...
except here theres no tittays... just a lot of that darkened edges crap on screen...
LMAO @ Darth Detox --->
"So am I the only one who thinks this looks like MY NECK, MY BACK with a budget?"
naw man I'm with ya on that too...
Kelis tries to hard.
Nas doesn't try hard enough.
For the person who wrote this article, you must be a bum ass. Kelis is the flyest chick in the game. I bet if Beyonce was the one in the video bouncing her big hips around you would be feenin. Secondly that comment about black people wearing high designer clothes is very racist. And you assholes who agree with this person you guys are just as bad. That is why Kelis is on T.V. looking fly and ur bum ass running a website talking trash without a penny in your pocket. I bet u r just a white low life heroine shooting MF. 1
Damn.....
Well at least it wasnt in all caps, lol.
horrible Fuck Kelis
For the person who wrote this article, you must be a bum ass. Kelis is the flyest chick in the game. I bet if Beyonce was the one in the video bouncing her big hips around you would be feenin. Secondly that comment about black people wearing high designer clothes is very racist. And you assholes who agree with this person you guys are just as bad. That is why Kelis is on T.V. looking fly and ur bum ass running a website talking trash without a penny in your pocket. I bet u r just a white low life heroine shooting MF. 1
Posted by: Bkchic at June 6, 2006 02:03 PM
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And you socalizing with us makes you....hmmmmmmm....
what?
Bkchic:
you are right, Ron doesnt have a penny, being that his currency is a 'peso', not a dollar... centavos, not pennies.
I hate this fuckin' video. I heard that if you watch it, you will get a weird phone call sayin you will die in 7 days, and Kelis jumps outta the screen...
What da fuck happened to that poodle, it looks like it went to a white frat-boy party.
I haven't gotten used to the song yet because I'm used to immediately getting caught up in a good beat that I can dance to. The song may grow on me though. And I like the haircut. The video maintains her individuality, so I think that's a plus for her. I don't know if I'd buy though... maybe.
Kelis gets points for originality. She looks hott as hell but something is still missing, not sure what it is though.
I first heard this track online, and thought is was HORRIBLE.
But.....I saw the video the other day, and I kinda 'get it'.
Fiona Apple meets Mariah Carey??
(on a side note, Mariah is lookin FINE AS FUCK in that 'say somethin' video, DAYUM)
Kelis has ALWAYS been on some other shit, so this is just par for the course I guess.
The part that killed it though is when she is gettin her 'Paul Wall' on.
Too $hort could have stayed home on this one. Cuz that verse is 1988 ASSCAKES.
Let's be real Kelis isn't that great a singer and I thought the Neptunes weren't working on this album. She does look better with short hair though and she gets points for originality. I'm sorry, I know Too Short is a legend in some people's eyes, but he sucks to me.
Kelis is wierd and sexy @ the same time. Her joints are catchy and infectious. That what really keeps her afloat I can respect that!
Too Short is the F**King man!
Hot track! If you pump it loud in the clubs it should slamm!
I can't wait for the re re mixxx! put NAS on the back of it to get that hood shh!>
I like this song and Kelis fine ass in the video makes me want to buy the album
^
simp of the day!
Ok Kelis is a bad bitch but cmon Nas u couldnt find someone in da industry dat everybody didnt run through? Its just like in da hood it might be a bad chick but if she a smut and everybody knows dat she's a smut u can't wife dat up. All I have to say is theses niggas need to syop treatin these women like smuts and treating these smuts like women ATTENTION NAS IM TALKIN TO U!!!!
Put a bag of cheeseburgers in Too $hort's hand and he would be that crackhead from Menace II Society. You know he and Tyrone Biggums are actually cousins, right?
...and 2 points for the DJ!
Horrible song, Kelis lookin tasty though.
That fuckin limp-wrist, arm flap, chicken dance, feaks me the fuck out, white girls be doin that shit in the club the whole damn time lookin like they tryin to take off or some shit, Kelis need to pack that the fuck in.
Ya'll better ask dave chappelle about where he got his rich bitch from. I see you Too Short !!!
^^^LOL @ "I see u Too Short^^^
I didnt know thats where he got rich bitch
from..good lookin' out wizzlejizzle, I learn
something useless every damn day.
And to the person earlier who said they hated the track then saw the video and was feelin it..same
shit here...
I think the video is tight..Guess I like that "Felini smoked a dust blunt chased with a '85 Bronx woolie blunt " type of vid, better than most of the boring
videos hype has been makin (number 1 for example=terrible song worse video)atleast IMO this
is bad song, nice vid=can stand to listen to it when
its on but not putting it in my ipod or on my comp,
burning it whatever u get the pt.
What is a simp?
And why do they have a shot of a blue poodle at the end?
???????
All this hate is makin my eyes bleed,dude was right,if it was beyonce, yall wouldnt be able to get her pubic hair caught outta ya teeth, but becuz its kelis, itz clown the "Bold Creative Chick" day. The last time I checked, there was nothing wrong with creativity, I mean Outkast sold 11 million albums in less than a year with that formula. But its like Kanye says.....Hata niggas marry Hata bitches and have hata kids !!!
Anyone who really knows about music and Kelis, knows that she is a platinum international artist and she gets no love in the states anyway. She makes her music for Europeans not you simple Americans.
Why didn't she put Milkshake(Nas) in the video?
Hey..........RipHalmitonsucks06...Kelis WAS a bold creative chick but let's face it with the new look(hella make up, trimmed hair,grills) she starting to look like all these other R&B broads out there..........
The song is not that good....I am a Kelis fan n this disappointed me! Pharell please save her from herself...
LOL@ Aston being the simp of the day then askin what a simp is...U, Aston!
I bet Nas made her change her look, to compete with Bey......didn't Jay smash this before Nas wifed her?
Is Paul Wall married to a black girl?
Pamoja!
The Pharmacist : Not good to be on an American website callin Americans simple. They are no doubt but still not a good look (joke)! Where abouts in Europe you from? UK?
I am really a big fan of the video. As soon as I seen it, I was like that bitch is flyy. She slimmed down some, and just makes us slightly thick chicks want to go on a diet. Her body is banging minus the small chest.
I think it was creative, and something different then we been seeing. It is a song that everyone will not like, so I respect those who disagree.
Although im known for "hating" on videos.. i actually like this one....Kelis did look like she got a nose job but maybe she got that same "nose make-up" LeToya Luckett got...lmao
too short is wack though..i wish she would have got someone else to do the verse..not because he is an old rapper but just because he is wack. I've never liked him. Even in his early days....
50 cent eat ya heart out nigga! lmao
i bet he WISH kelis was on his arm...
DO ya thang gurl!
Eventhough she has parted ways with the Neptunes this video has the feel of the Neptunes first video Lapdance, grimy and everyone moving around in the shadows. Oh and who told Too Short he can rap with gray hair.....in his chin. Come on now, pass on the pimpin' torch my brotha. You can only unretire once. I guess he needs that rap paper cause pimpin aint easy. The grill and gold in the video is kinda cool though for some reason, I'm sure she bossed the homie Nas into getting one too.
Just because Kelis dares to be different
n***** gotta hate. If she had the blonde
weave/Britney Spears looks you Simps
would be all over it. Her style lets
us know that you can make it looking
different. Using Too Short (the king of
the bitch word)was a smart move for him
as we women are getting tired of being
referred to as bitches but, if you gotta
be one, you might as well be a boss one!
JMO......
I honestly can't even do a Too $hort joke, skmanc. His name is a joke by itself...I feel like he beat me to the punch...
...Fuck it, that nigga looks like a Rev. Run that hasn't had ass in three years AND on crack.
please wat does XANAX MEAN OR WHT IS IT OR WATEVER
ey wat it dew, ron mexico,, you straight up tellin tha truth, this video got me fuckin pullin ma hair out! if there's anyguys out there dat are lookin for sum1(me) write back to this message (and ima holla at ya) cuz i need me sum lovin, im puerto rican tall and sexy, so holla at me! aiight?
Ahh Ron...I warned you like 3 months ago when I requested the video lolz
Ok so it starts with Kelis having a white girl spaz moment....just spiratically cutting off your hair for no real reason...just because.
Kelis then proceeds to do her best impression of Mr. Burns and mixing it with Tom Cruise's version of that damn motorcycle dance.
WHO ARE THESE RANDOM WHITE GUYS?! It looks like they idolize K.Fed...they just look so greasy and they look like they just put ax on instead of showering.
Now it's the Luxurious video but with sparkles....get your own idea Kelis. You and Gwen can't be doing the same thing like that.
Don't you tell me what to do Kelis. You know what I'm gonna stay right here and catch nothing....especially from you. I know you love those milkshakes.
Why are we spitting champagne like skeet and wasting lipstick? I hope she threw that away after writing on the mirror. Does she know what was on that mirror? Does she realize she's at a Kelis party and any type of bodily fluid may be on there????
Hey Kelis, do you and T-pain have the same choreographer? Cause your both SHIT!
Doesn't the food just look cold and nasty??
Too $hort...let your hoes get up to the times. Is she in a red plastic outfit?
The only good thing about this video is that white guy with the design in his hair. He's brilliant.
What are you fanning off that it takes the entire video? If its the stench of skeet and cank stoochie then you're way beyond the point of simple fanning my friend...WAY beyond that point.
Bahahahahaha Mulan...that made me cry
I LIKED KELIS THA SONG IS COO BUT IT AINT FUCKIN WIT MILKSHAKE. SHE USED TA BE CAM'S GIRL? IF SO NAS SHOULD BE PIMPSLAPPED BY TOO $HORT.BATTIN CLEAN UP TO PINKY. THA SONG IS AIGHT NOT GOOD NOT BAD I JUS DONT WANNA SEE GIRLS DOIN DAT POODLE DANCE OR SAYIN "IM BOSSY" ALL SUMMMER.FIRST THEY CONCIETED NOW DEY BOSSY WHA NEXT.
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Well, her Cd dosent' come out until the end of July so she's probably gonna release another single.
Even though i actually like this song, very catchy.
Cuz im a BOSS!
I like the video. I like the song. And I agree if it was Beyonce everyone would be chanting all "Hail the Queen". I think the video is very creative and I love the clothes. She looks good. Big up Kelis.
Your the best! Your #1
Kelis is a bad bitch and not only tht she is tha flyest chick in the game. If that whore Beyonce did the same video and concept everybody would be addicted like they was on crack but since its Kelis ni99as gotta hate. How can the music business ever change if you don't have artists like Kelis and Outkast trying different things? And as far as the clothes go yall ni99as is not fly that's why yall don't understand the Dior hoody, or the Roberto Cavailli bathing suit, or the Alexandar McQueen!!! Like I said Kelis is a bad bitch and the flyest girl in tha industry and it doesn't matter wat she did in her past because she's a married woman now and she has committed herself to Nas. SO stop hatin on her style because yall don't have one.
P.s. Beyonces new song is no beter than Bossy and why does she always have to have Jay on her first single. It seems like she can't have a hit without him. Also in regards to people saying that the video is a high class version of My Neck, My by Khia yall are haters because this video has no similiarities.
Sorry Kelis America just isn't ready for someone as sophiscated and stylish as you are. They don't understand that the buisness is all about pushing the envelope and they definetly don't know shit about high fashion because you dress way better than Beyonce on her best day
KEEP DOING WHAT U ARE DOING AND U WILL HAVE THE SUPPORT OF YOUR TRUE FANS KELIS
Kelis is a bad bitch and not only tht she is tha flyest chick in the game. If that whore Beyonce did the same video and concept everybody would be addicted like they was on crack but since its Kelis ni99as gotta hate. How can the music business ever change if you don't have artists like Kelis and Outkast trying different things? And as far as the clothes go yall ni99as is not fly that's why yall don't understand the Dior hoody, or the Roberto Cavailli bathing suit, or the Alexandar McQueen!!! Like I said Kelis is a bad bitch and the flyest girl in tha industry and it doesn't matter wat she did in her past because she's a married woman now and she has committed herself to Nas. SO stop hatin on her style because yall don't have one.
P.s. Beyonce's new song is no beter than Bossy and why does she always have to have Jay on her first single. It seems like she can't have a hit without him. Beyonce is a dependent BITCH who has to depend on Jay's verses to make sure she has a career. She is also very ugly without the makeup and she has no ASS. Also in regards to people saying that the video is a high class version of My Neck, My Back by Khia yall are haters because the videos have no similiarities and Khia wish she was as talented and fashonable as Kelis is.
I'm Sorry Kelis that America just isn't ready for someone as sophiscated and stylish as you are. They don't understand that the buisness is all about pushing the envelope and they definetly don't know shit about high fashion because you dress way better than Beyonce on her best day
KEEP DOING WHAT U ARE DOING AND U WILL HAVE THE SUPPORT OF YOUR TRUE FANS KELIS
First of all, KELIS IS WACK N her Ugly ass ain't maken thangs betta. she'll b KUCKy is she sell 10 units tha first week. who give a shit if "she's a boss"
Nas cudda done betta
i love this song that song represents me cause ima boss gurl kelis loved ur song dem from when i was small especially milk shake ohhhhhhhhh gurl u on the top now of these days i hope u send me ur email adress please send me it i will be waiting call me 284-494-3130 i luv u send me a cd to thank uuuuuuuuu
i love your songs
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