Prince - "Te Amo Corazon"

Doesn't he look kinda like the Spanish Language News anchor Ben Stiller played in "Anchorman?"

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There we go, Prince. Back to the white(r) girls. That "Black Sweat" stuff scared the shit out of me! I’ll tell you what, as a lifelong Prince fan, the new video for “Te Amo Corazon” [watch it now] does NOT make me scream like a white lady. Not like his other shit. I knew I was at his concert tour for a reason. I had a strange feeling it was going to be the last time I'd see the REAL Prince.

This video looks like one of them cheesy ass novelas that be comin on Univision and Telemundo. Principe en “Pedro El Escamoso.” Don’t act like I don’t know what’s up, latinos.

Awwww shit… Look at Prince getting up on his Mexican! Spanish-English English-Spanish dictionary! Oh, man. I’m just waiting for him to say something fucked up. That always happens when you rely on shit like that. I remember when I was in 7th grade, I ultimately told this Argentinian girl she looked like a long horse. I was trying to compliment her hair. She swung on me. I moved. She bust her ass. I picked her up, and she was my girlfriend. So, hey… the shit might work.

With that said, this is the tamest and corniest shit I’ve ever seen from Prince. He shouldn’t have even done this video. His Spanish accent is painful. I thought Prince could do ANYTHING. I guess he can’t do this. He’s always been a little effeminate, but there’s a difference this time. Homie looks like the J-Witnesses got him to emasculate himself. I never thought I’d be able to put this nigga in the category of “non-threatening.” That day is upon us.

Prince, I plead to you. PLEASE don’t fall off like this. Is this what the Jehova Witness Protection Program has done to you, my nigga? I’d have to say, you ain’t convertin nann nigga this way. In fact... next old lady try to hand me a Watchtower is gettin choke-slammed. Picture the Big Homie Mexico goin’ out like that. Negativo, señor. Creo que no. Actualmente, nunca.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at May 3, 2006 10:03 AM

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This video looks like one of them cheesy ass novelas that be comin on Univision and Telemundo. Principe en “Pedro El Escamoso.” Don’t act like I don’t know what’s up, latinos.

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Or that ill shit with Ponch from CHiPs...

I don't know...Prince is talented but damn if he's making shit like this now, he's better off perfecting his crossover.

Game.
Blouses.

Posted by: Naj at May 3, 2006 10:27 AM

Like Im a huge Prince Fan, Someone who has been true to his art for a very long time! Prince is the type of Artist that do what he do for himself and dont really cares who likes it!

Tex Mex Learn your Prince before you start some real nonsense up in here!!

I love me some prince that boy is pure talent!!


PS- Taco Bell, Prince can do whatever he wants to because he is Prince!! In the words of Chris Rock! Remember the battle between Michael Jackson and Prince, Prince won!! On that note Im out...Dont get it twisted Goya !!

Please Meco check yourself;before a Black women let of some baked beans on your dumb ass

Posted by: Crayola Falan at May 3, 2006 10:35 AM

Ouch! I'm taking this one like a man. I'd be wrong to get all emotional when I've spent plenty of time counting touchdowns on the blog.

But.......

This was actually the first video for 3121. Directed by Salma Hayek.

And the E, in Sheila E, stands for Escovedo.

And the 'Farrah Fawcett' is flawless, I don't know what you're talking about ;P.

(plus, the song is a little 'Parade' like in the string and horn arrangement, but I digress, I'm done.)

Posted by: willyjsimmons at May 3, 2006 11:08 AM

'Kenneth Ackerman' has returned.

I didn't hear about any mall shootings Kenneth. I see you punked out.

Typical.

All talk, no action.

Posted by: willyjsimmons at May 3, 2006 11:11 AM

I damn near spilled my cereal laughing at this one.. Ron mi amor, you have done it again.. LMAO.. This song is garbage to the second power. And did you know that Salma Hayek directed this?

Goldenlady

Posted by: Chocolate Covered Puerto Rican at May 3, 2006 11:15 AM

Sup Senor Mexxxhico,
Prince actually looks like one of the many members of Menuedo. He could pass for one of the DeBarge Brothers.You know, El, James, Chico, Prince, Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike and Leroy. This song is pretty tame for him. That Ben Stiller crack was on point. He could pass for one of Goldmember's skate posse with that album cover photo. That being said, Prince is still the man.

Posted by: skdamc at May 3, 2006 11:17 AM

Ron, if he's not Ben Stiller's character on Anchorman, he's definitely the kid on Meet the Fockers that was the son of the maid...I can see the Baseball card in my head now-lol

Damn Selma...you're bad and all but stick to acting...this became a harlequin novel on video.

For real WillyJ...the touchdown count has been high all week fam...it's been like Arena Football or Techmo Bowl in here...The racist, Kenny, the X-box killer on here--it's record scoring

Posted by: Naj at May 3, 2006 11:31 AM

What up Naj!

I don't like goldenlady's attitude.

Movin on........

Posted by: willyjsimmons at May 3, 2006 11:51 AM

WillyJSimmons:

What the hell did I do? LOL :-)

Posted by: Chocolate Covered Puerto Rican at May 3, 2006 12:10 PM

WillyJSimmons:

What the hell did I do to you? LOL :-)

Goldenlady

Posted by: Chocolate Covered Puerto Rican at May 3, 2006 12:13 PM

Not sure why they posted that twice..

Posted by: Chocolate Covered Puerto Rican at May 3, 2006 12:15 PM

No harm, no foul.

I'm just 'sensitivvvvvvve', like Martin Lawrence used to say.

Talk about my momma, talk about Prince....and I can get a little carried away.

I'm cool though. No beefs. It's all in the name of fun!

Posted by: willyjsimmons at May 3, 2006 12:24 PM

Yo, I don't cry tears, I let the doves do it for me... Yo, Ron, you needed to say "me encanta tu cabello largo, mi amor!" don't ever say, "tu eres caballo largo, puta!" Where my latin-thug rappers at? Stand up!

Bumper sticker for J$ and DJ Lucky Luke:
"JMoan and Luke do the ladies in English and Spanish!"

Posted by: DJ Lucky Luke at May 3, 2006 12:28 PM

WillyJSimmons:

I hear you, I am the same way about Stevie Wonder.. It's all good carino. Besos!

Posted by: Chocolate Covered Puerto Rican at May 3, 2006 12:34 PM

Prince looks like a 'caballo largo' in that picture.

Funny thing, I called a 'white girl' long horse in High School... She gave me head, then I swung on her, and she bust her ass...she fell inlove.

Posted by: ONE at May 3, 2006 12:40 PM

I'm stickin wit President Bush on this one. SPEAK ENGLISH DAMMIT!!!!

Posted by: Adonys at May 3, 2006 12:57 PM

Luke...

2 points. Give or take a few words... that's the EXACT mistake I made back then.

My Spanish is a LOT better now.

Burnt Sienna,

YOU can let Prince do whatever he wants. However, even Principe can get his shit checked in the Mexican house.

I guess this IS kinda like Taco Bell, huh? I got bitches slobbin down the carne asada chalupa daily.

Posted by: Ron Mexico at May 3, 2006 01:26 PM

I heard that nigga Shakeem sold his computer to cop mad copies of Blood money...so now he got nowhere to hear 'them'.

I heard he's thinkin about sellin his 1967 740i to buy a new computer, but he dont wanna be homeless.

Posted by: ONE at May 3, 2006 01:49 PM

i lo?

someone punched you in the jaw right then didnt they wackerman? Truth Troops, Stop the violence... and wakerman is the same and I dont lov them hoes!

Posted by: say it at May 3, 2006 03:35 PM

yes... so is Curious George.

all the same dude.

very sad, actually.

With that said... relevant posts stay... irrelevant ones do not.

Posted by: Ron Mexico at May 3, 2006 03:41 PM

The "I Heart Kenny ACkerman" movement is in full effect. All you have to do is waste your entire day polishing off Bill O'Reilly and pretend to be smart.

Shout out to the Goof Troop, you're not only a member, you are the Pres-o-dent!...

Kenny got more identities than the "Alias" broad.

Posted by: Naj at May 3, 2006 03:46 PM

I would have made a Goof Troop joke, but it's really too much attention.

Posted by: Ron Mexico at May 3, 2006 03:58 PM

Ron, question... is Shakeem and Bird the same person too?

Posted by: ONE at May 3, 2006 04:09 PM

I have no evidence that would lead me to believe that.

Posted by: Ron Mexico at May 3, 2006 04:21 PM

Check out Ja's COME BACK
http://rapidshare.de/files/19173496...1_Gunz.MP3.html

Posted by: smokeymacpott420@ayhoo.com at May 3, 2006 08:05 PM

What in the hell happened to Prince in this video? Dude look like a cross between Lassy and a white lookin Little Richard minus the permed mullet.

lmao @ ONE, Shakeem's gonna be alright son cos even if he ain't got his Beemer and his computer he still got a fly ass girl to hold him down!

Ron Mexico gettin his Nazi blog control on, props for the clamp down on multiple username havin muppets.

Posted by: EnglandRepresent at May 3, 2006 09:12 PM

Ron,
This video came out before Black Sweat. It's the first video from the new joint and was directed by Selma Hayek.

Posted by: Honey at May 3, 2006 10:17 PM

Thanks, Honey.

I hadn't seen it, and I just checked the MSN listings...

you know what... I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Ron Mexico at May 4, 2006 12:14 AM

Sacrasm Mr Mexico? Not like Talkin Videos to have sarcasm in it.

Posted by: EnglandRepresent at May 4, 2006 01:02 AM

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