Alright. Here’s my 420 post.

VH1 is an addictive ass channel. Without a better idea to jump the ceremonies off with, I turn to VH1 in hopes of catching some ill ass videos. As if I'm watching a video channel or something. *roll eyes* Despite wanting to vomit after watching The All-American Prisonbitches' newest offering, I hang on past the commercial break (Hulk Hogan is fucking insane.) and catch Beck’s video for “Hell Yes.” [watch it now]
... and I say unto thee “Hell Yes!”
Homie tries to go Pimptacularplayalisticcadillac but G-Love’s Special Sauce is all fucked up. The nigga ends up looking like Napoleon Dynamite... In Big Moe’s “Purple Stuff” video. Yes, Beck has become a wigger-pimp Oompa Loompa. Beck looks like Katt Williams in Napoleon Dolemite. (Nick Cannon, I better not see that shit on Wild'N Out. I'll break your arm.)
Despite the stylistics, this video is pretty excellent. The synchronized robots are amaaaaazing! You know some Dungeons and Dragons-playing techie motherfuckers went to town on this routine… and it’s worth every warlock! Don’t front.
The cinematography is pretty ill. The constant variation of camera angles and viewpoints really fuck with your mind. I’m toooootally tripping balls here. Right, Ike? (Get up on your South Park. Trey and Matt are really murdering shit this season.)
Beck freaked this shit, even though he had no intention on rhyming. He just gave up on that shit. I don’t like a whole lot of Becky’s shit, but every now and then he comes out with a track I just can’t front on. He’s definitely got another one here… as well as the video to push it over the top. White people… get high to this. Trust me.
I wanna thank Empire Isis and the rest of the Rastas in Bed-Stuy for hooking me up with the spaceship… and at a yardman discount. Fi true! Watch what ‘cha say about dat!
14-year-old children with 30-year-old mamas, don’t do drugs… and don’t smoke weed. I’m saying this because your 30-year-old mama, Brenda, doesn’t want you to do dope in response to reading my blogs. I’m going to fill you in on a little life secret. You’re actually gonna do drugs because you’re 14 and your mother is 30.
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Comments
You talking about Lil' Wayne in that last paragraph
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He is talking about the Bird...man
yeah- I've seen the vid and it's pretty ill.
Not I beck fan but I DO feel some of his shit.
dumb blog
without mentioning 50 you will never get alot of comments
"I’m going to fill you in on a little life secret. You’re actually gonna do drugs because you’re 14 and your mother is 30."
LOL, ain't it the truth?
Ooh, Ron, you are so wrong for that.... I LOVE IT! LMAO
I thought Brenda's baby was in the trash bin???
Dope video... Beck is one trippy ass white dude, but he sure knows how to sample and create some dust brothers/chemical brothers type shit...
Now try and do a 420 moment on that Backwuds shit...You might like the look of it-lol
The orange midgets jump off the screen-
not like I'd know...
but it might seem that way if you did...
by the way, that is WRONG IF YOU DID because it could lead to you being called "Bird" in your hood and end up as a question on "I know Black People"
"What is a chicken-head?
"You know...it's a bird..."
Now try and do a 420 moment on that Backwuds shit...You might like the look of it-lol
The orange midgets jump off the screen-
not like I'd know...
but it might seem that way if you did...
by the way, that is WRONG IF YOU DID because it could lead to you being called "Bird" in your hood and end up as a question on "I know Black People"
"What is a chicken-head?
"You know...it's a bird..."
I think video hoes better be on high alert cuz that video was tight and in the future everyone's job will be done by a robot.
That video was funny as hell.
Beck has been ill since Mellow Gold. Loser, anyone familiar? Get with it, his album Odelay has more bangers than most of this bs we all listen to. The pic at the top is from Sea Change, an album any man should listen to before and after a breakup. Black people please wake up. This guy hops genres like music has no catergories. He is the future along with Air, Radiohead, Stereolab, The Streets and the mighty Wu-Tang Clan (please make another album). If you think a funky white boy doesn't exist somewhere you are a jerk. Truth be told, Hell Yes is not his best hip-hop inspired track. For all my real people listen to Arabian Knights. The only reason you can't get down is because you are not real. I named my pitbull Beck. It's nobody's fault but your own and that's such a selfish way to lose.
Dont He look like Shakeem right after 50 just nutted in his face
'You know some Dungeons and Dragons-playing techie motherfuckers went to town on this routine… and it’s worth every warlock! Don’t front.'
I almost spit Hawaiian Punch all over my desk over that shit!!!!!!
CLASSIC!
I saw The Roots opening for Beck in '96, was doing shrooms to Mellow Gold, so it's ALL GOOD.
Have a 'two turntables and a microphone' t-shirt in the closet RIGHT NOW!!!
And some white boys once again tried to shoot up a school on some Hitler 4/20 shit. Kenneth, worry about your own folk, folk. Cat's got some built up frustrations like a muthafucka.
OH man this video was bananas!!
The robots started off doing some geisha dance and then they started to buss the sean paul "Temperature" hand chop.
Robots are taking over the world. They just took dancing from us humans too.
If I was there I would be giving those robots and their creepy keeper a standing ovation.
Oh yea Beck was there too....umm good job? I honestly paid the words no mind once I saw the robots lolz
"The cinematography is pretty ill. The constant variation of camera angles and viewpoints really fuck with your mind. I’m toooootally tripping balls here. Right, Ike? (Get up on your South Park. Trey and Matt are really murdering shit this season.)"
beck has always been on some hiphop inspired shit for real. i enjoy all of his music for real, because he mixes up genres like there's no tomorrow. his newer shit is tight as hell, but it's definitely out there. the only thing that makes me feel a little sketchy about this dude is the fact that he is a scientologist. scientology? now thats some creepy ass shit right there. isaac hayes is the only black scientologist that i know of. i dont think the whole aliens and demons thing appeals much to african-americans. south park is the shit though and the newer episodes are dope. anyone catch oprah get tore up on that shit last night?
Dude... Oprah got assassinated Wednesday night.
I mean, they already crucified Isaac Hayes, the entire city of San Francisco, George Clooney, Seth McFarlane...
they're shitting for real.
...and I forgot Beck was a Scien--
yup, they got dubya pretty bad with jesus shitting on him and the american flag. i was rollin'. scientologists are fuckin kooks. oprah got tore up though. wonder if she'll raise some hell about that shit.
that wasn't "oprah baby daddy."
those niggas will NEVER be on Oprah.
and i'm sure they gives a FUCK.
im sayin, though, that'd be some funny shit if she got mad and tried to raise some hell. they piss anybody and everybody off. colbert the other night said somethin like "tom cruise and katie holmes finally had their baby, can the south park guys finish the script by tomorrow?" that man is hilarious.
Man i seen that shit, and I was rolling it was funny, south park took a slide, but now i think they are back to pushing the envolope. Now all they need to do is have cartman say NIGGA, i mean south park is on comedy central the channel that made it OK to say NIGGA on TV.
i thought cartman was gonna say nigga in the crips and bloods episode.
shit, the n word is all over the place on the boondocks. south park is different cause two white dudes do all the voices and al sharpton would be on their ass in a heartbeat.
click my name for a funny ass video of something that went down in my city relating to this specific subject.
Damn, I see my son upthere trynna' blog like daddy... NOT HAPPENIN'.
Anyway, Beck you should stick to makin beer.
Now wait one cotton pickin minute, aight Ron you steppin too close to that line that I drew don't make me stop payment on your checks.... My brother and sister ain't on no drugs and they've never been on any .... but my brother does however drink a lot... does that still count?
nigga, did u take off my post?? u'ze a sucker...like i said b4, fuck beck! this is a hip hop website..muthafuck a beck..
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Beck rocks. I love "Hell Yes".
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