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Babyface - "Whip Appeal"
Posted on April 27, 2006 12:00 AM
Babyface songs are terrible, terrible mind games.
I think in my old age, I'm finally starting to understand the likes of this nigga. He's always been one of my favorite artists, but I think I'm starting to get his philosophy on game. Pimpin' By Simpin'. The video for "Whip Appeal" [watch it now] is like Kenny "Babyface" Edmonds' little infomercial for the program. Through simping like a bitch verbally and playing the "whipped" card, one can manipulate the minds of women everywhere!
Noooooooo one... Dooooooes it like me!
As we watch the King of the Simps prepare to grovel into action, we are treated to the undercard for the main event. What a grandiose fucking introduction! "I've got hoes stuck in an elevator sweating their asses off whose only solace is Babyface's comforting voice! I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
Peep the Holly Robinson-Skeete introduction! This is back when Holly Robinson was supposed to be the shit. Still, she had to say her name, or else you were gonna be like "Oh, shit! The black girl from 21 Jump Street!" This was pre-"Mr. Cooper"... and definitely before "For Your Love." (FUCK that frog!) I think she's doing pornos with Akinyele now.
Wow, this nigga Babyface looks like Charlie Ward dressed as one of The Five Heartbeats! Moesha's little brother is going to play this man in a made-for-UPN movie soon. I can tell. Niggas dressed like that used to open wine bottles for wealthy white people. As a matter of fact... They still do.
All jokes aside, Face had the ho game on smash. This is some of the smoothest shit you'll see in your life. No matter how awkward this man is in real life. His iguanas was bitin.
Face needs to chill with that damn spin move. He's centrifuging Luster's Oil Sheen all over the place. That perm must have burned like shit, too. That's a Malcolm-X "head-in-the-toilet" type EXTRA-lye perm. That's the Dark and Homely box right there. Babyface couldn't be no Moose-lem. He love the white man's women, pork, and hair care product wayyyy too much.
I believe in trusting your significant other. Trust is the cornerstone of a loving relationship. Without it, no coupling can work. With all that said... FUNK THAT! Don't let Babyface ANYWHERE NEAR yo' bitch. He has some insane simp powers. I seen the nigga. He starts telling women he'll buy their clothes, wash their dogs, pumice their feet... I mean... My ex-girlfriend told me the nigga is better than a vibrator. (No, not the white one.)
Ladies. Don't fall for that new "I'm sorry for the stupid things I wish I didn't do, but I did anyway because I'm Babyface and I know you'll forgive me when I pull out my guitar and sing you this pussy-ass song" shit either! He's just trying to weaken your defenses. He fucked your cousin Brenda and he needs money to fix his car! Don't listen to him! Make that shiny nigga call Tyrone!
Questions? Comments? Requests? Using your right to com-[indiscernable moan]-cate? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
Myspace me. Because no one but you has that kind of friend appeal on me.
Comments
Not Holly Robinson-Skeete!!!!!!!....LMAO. That bitch do be poppin out wit babies every 3 months tho wit that ugly azz nigga...
"Face needs to chill with that damn spin move. He’s centrifuging Luster’s Oil Sheen all over the place."
Please excuse me while I turn over in my grave. I'll be back.
"Insane simp powers" that's hilarious. Weak niggas have been inspired by replays of this video and now they bring that shit out to the clubs trying to use reverse-psycho-simpin on these broads. Thanks Face. Tracy must have realized his ways and now she spends his alimony on producing "Countdown to Lockdown" Thanks again Face
On the low, she said her name and I was STILL like "Yo, thats the black chick from 21 Jump Street!" LOL
"Face had the ho game on smash."
Something about the words Baby "Face" and "Hoe game" sitting in the same sentence...
...I want 2 respond 2 this but alas
I'm lost for words...
Shut ur crankin azz up....
stop hating on 'face punks. y'all wish y'all were him.
"He love the white man's women, pork, and hair care product wayyyy too much."
C'mon man who can resist pork???
Damn... dude came out looking like Arsenio Hall in white in that super shoulderpad suit...
Still... He got more chicks in this than Nick Cannon has in the "Dimepiece" video...
Son you are so right, maybe we should check if she is really black, cuz I dont know 1 black women who doesnt have a kid with a chicken eater whos married. I bet I could dip my penis in gravy and have all black people licking on it.
Wow, this nigga Babyface looks like Charlie Ward dressed as one of The Five Heartbeats!
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LOL why you making fun of my boy Charlie Ward: him and Chris Childs used to be my favorite off the bench duo when the Knicks used to actually be a team.
Dude, who are you telling?!
Biggest Knicks fan on earth. Sad as shit.
Remember when Chris Childs snuffed Kobe?
Remember when Chris Childs snuffed Kobe?
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Hell yeah!!!!
That nigga earned a permanent place in my heart for that shit.
*sighs looking up to the sky*
Those were the days
Say what you will about Babyface, but he's a made man. Did you know he's got a highway named after him, he's from Indy and there is a strecth of highway that is named the Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds Highway. Dude got the game on smash with that shit. Everybody brags about their cars, bling, planes etc...Babyface got his own highway!!!!
I don't know why Kenneth Ackerman is still here. The thought of racist whites on hip hop sites boggles me.
They want to convert us... i.e. Uncle Ruckus.
'Wow, this nigga Babyface looks like Charlie Ward dressed as one of The Five Heartbeats!'
A Heart.....Is A House.....For Ya Love!!
Extra credit, yes!!!
'Babyface couldn't be no Moose-lem. He love the white man's women, pork, and hair care product wayyyy too much.'
Oooops.
ANOTHER CLASSIC!!!!
'No Red, wait Red, no, wait!!!!!!'
'My hours are,9 to 5.'
Take your punk ass back to Europe cause white people ain’t originally from America. White people stole the land from the Indians. Whites have always stole things from other cultures, and then they pretend it’s theirs.
tender lover damn that was a classic album.i mean every song on that album.
"maybe we can settle down and raise a family,
a girl for you and maybe a boy for me,
that is how much,that is how much, how much i love you girl"
shit you cant name one song you used to fast forward.classic r and b.
If you taking it back.. put that chick with the baby voice who used to be down with Death Row.. she had the hit something in my heart
Michelle was her name
kenneth is a poser! he is posting as himself and as kenneth's father as we all know. but what i am seeing is people are coming at him correct and he is afraid to comment. Waste of time and Mo and Naj and someother people was talking to him (good stuff, i finaly had something to read while at work) and he brings in the father shit and acts all stupid. DUDE IS A BITCH! I aint so nice i will find your bitch ass and no one will know you ever existed son. believe that! I got felonies man!
wtf does babyface have to do with hip hop? i guess this is just another excuse for Ron Mexico to write some of his lame, dry, and tired ass jokes. nigga you ain't no comedian, you a 2 cent blog writer.
thanks for erasing that bullshit ron.
hey ron quick request.kid n play "gettin funky"
just thinking about that video makes me want to jump up and do the i.o.u. dance and grow a flat top.
when rappers werent afraid to dance.ahh the good old days.
WAIT SO [ackerman] CAN COME ON THIS SITE AND ACT IGNORANT AND SPEUW NONSENSE BUT WHEN I TELL HIM TO SHUT UP I GET DELETED.
PUNK ASS!
I HOPE YALL ERASED THE BLACK WOMEN IS HOES THING TO.
EQUALITY OR ANARCHY. YOU CHOOSE BITCHES!
First of all, fuck you. This is MY house. It's not a democracy. If you don't like it, you can eat a dick sandwich.
Secondly, you got deleted because your name is "Shut Yo White Ass Up" which is just as ignorant and racist as what you are attacking.
I delete irrelevant comments first and foremost. Everyone's entitled to an opinion, no matter how ignorant I think it is. Who am I to tell someone that their beliefs shouldn't be voiced?
With that said, I won't tolerate blatant advertizing or racial slurs. Sure, there's a fine line, but I will err on the side of free speech more often than not.
"Shut your white ass up" wont be tolerated in the same way shut your black ass up won't.
Or latin ass...
or asian ass...
or gay ass...
whatever.
People are going to be ignorant. Can't stop that. But there are guidelines. If you don't want to play by Daddy's rules, you can get the fuck out.
And that #1 combo with a side of skeet is still available.
I’m gonna agree with clockers. I vote yes on the banning of Mr. Ackerman.
Dude with the name I wont repeat you was a little crazy with the comment. I get what you was saying but WOW! But anyway. I think tomorrow. (Cause today is wasted) we don’t say NOTHING to him. I mean no one comments. No one reads, no one worries. He is just looking for more ammo.
I commented a few times and he only reads stuff when it’s negative or feeds his ignorance. So I am done. I think if we can’t ban him we at least ignore him till he goes away.
IGNORance is Bliss.
2 points Mo.
Mo Gunz, nigga!
It's like... rule #1. People like that are around solely for attention. Have some self control and look the other way. They we don't have a damn mess on our hands.
oh Ron, you and your controversy....
Adonys, clockers, and MO put the chicken down and put some lotion on.
man u shoudl review Bobby Brown - Rockwitcha next
U would have felonies, your black. Ron is crap. No one cares about babyface, do you get paid on how much stuff you erase. Your fake azz, you know y u write crap about all these videos is cuz ur a video hoe. You wish u could be in these videos but u cant no one wants your fat ass. U and your dark man boobs. Ron Mexico should go back to Mexico. Erase that!!!!
People on these blogs please stop responding 2 Kenneth Ackerman! This ghost writer is only put on here to stir up a negative response! If you notice he is on every single blog on here! So what should that tell you? Please people use your heads!
That joint he did wit Pharell was off the chain though. sh** im bout to listen to it now.
That joint he did wit Pharell was off the chain though. sh** im bout to listen to it now.
Posted by: Mr. WTF at April 27, 2006 11:23 PM
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Even though Q-Tip did that SAME video 3 years earlier?---LMAO
This video was one of the last few that did require the women to be brick houses. These women where real thin; some of them couldn't even fill-out the tops of their halter dresses and in the case of the white woman, her jeans.
The dancers didn't even have to know how to dance. They doing some smoothed out seizure moves.
Look at Reverend Babyface at the revival for the Church of the Lonely and Horny. Lay hands Reverend Face, lay hands!
Babyface hasn't aged in years. Must be drinking that pre-stroke Dick Clarke shake. And damn if the hair doesn't remind me of a Hostee's Crumb Cake.
I pretty much agree with everyone.
Kenny come home.
It's time to sexually abuse your sister and not shower.
I live at 51776 Commonwealth in Seattle. Been up here before?
I live at 51776 Commonwealth in Seattle. Been up here before?
I live at 51776 Commonwealth in Seattle. Been up here before?
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