Grab your dicks if you love hip-hop!

Ah, what sweet affirmation! Every time I'm reminded how much I love my hip-hop music and culture I just turn to the first female in sight and grab on my shit. I hope you all will join me today in doing so as we drop back about 11 years or so to Junior M.A.F.I.A.'s "Players' Anthem." [watch it now] I guess the M.A.F.I.A. suggest that ladies rub on their titties.
Yeah, they said it. Rub on your titties!
Shouts to the homegirl Genae for the Throwback Thursday request!
Before I even get started, what the fuck does M.A.F.I.A. stand for? Why are niggas compelled to make acronyms out of everything? That shit's annoying. Maybe I'm just mad I haven't been able to come up with a good one for M.E.X.I.C.O. Damn you, Letter "X!"
Look at Lil' Cease in his finest hour... all greased up with the smedium leather... before the most shameful album cover in hip-hop history... preceeding some of the most shameful lyricism. It's damn shame niggas put all of their intellectual effort into coming up with lame-ass acronyms. Anyone who survived 7th grade should know that Caese would probably be a more appropriate abbreviation for Caesar, and that Cease means to stop! The next person that sees Snitchy McRat rhyming... flash this gun up in his face like photographers! *hands you Desert Eagle*
Damn... Not to state the obvious, but Biggie was a big motherfucker. Look at that nigga gettin off the plane! Yeah, it's pimpin to have two sugar dimes escort you off of the plane, but dude used them 2 hoodrats as crutches! I'm surprised one of them didn't snap in half. I don't think your stoochies are supposed to be under that kind of pressure. It says in the instruction manual that their maximum storage capacity is 20lbs.
Oh my word, Kimberly. It pains me to look at footage of Lil' Kim back when she was attractive. The only reason she wasn't helping Biggie off the plane is because she's a little too short... BEYATCH!!!! (Sorry, you have to say BEYATCH whenever Too $hort is mentioned. It's a rule of life.) Maybe she could have held the royal penis as they exited. Lord knows she made sure it was nice and clean for an afternoon at Sizzler... then Waffle House... then the Jamaican restaurant... then the steakhouse...
This song will always be my jam. This video will always take me to a happy place. B.I.G.'s death fucked shit up for a lot of niggas. Advance the Jr. Whopper Clique to the top of that list. I've always looked for positives in his senseless murder (that we still haven't solved, LAPD!). The only one I can think of is the emergence of Jay-Z as his successor. I guess I'll take that over the prevalence of Lil' Stop, Black Tail and the other seven dwarves they rolled with. Either way, let it be known... we miss you, B.I.G.
Thanks for showing us how players play!
Now where is Ms. Irreverent? I'm uppin the game. I'mma come into the club riding her back like a negro cab!
"MAIN STREET, BLACKIE!!!"
Questions? Comments? Requests? Don't trust your hoes enough to lean on them? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
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Yea i was in japan when that song hit the Atsuigi Base airwaves. Man those were the days!!!!
LOL, Lil kim was attractive? Sad but true!!!
WTF is up with Mr. Irreverant?
NICE article Ron, made my ass laugh out my chair.!
This song was and still is the shit. Lil Kim USED to be one of the sexiest broads on this planet.
NEWSFLASH, THIS JUST IN:
Sohh Blogmaster Mr.Irreverent was fired from his job at Sohh.com while his employers caught him stealing boxes from the backroom, it is rumored that he got fired on his day off, but this hasnt yet been confirmed. Stay tuned to Da Newz Man while i go deeper into the mystery later on. This is Da Newz Man siging out.
Damn why Kim had to fuck her self up like that!!! She should of stayed the way she looked
"Snitchy McRat " thats some funny shit.
b.i.g. in the back of the limo getting his belly rubbed,kim looking the way god intended.those were the days.
Damn, that was my shizznit. Possibly a top ten posse cut. And they let Lil Kim bat clean-up. Just wondering how many cows were sacrified for Big's smock/jacket. I don't know if it's the mastering or what but Big's vocals allways seemed more fleshed out and full compared to the M.A.F.I.A. on those cuts. Wassup, BXCONNECT? Name that sample used in "Playas Anthem".
Mr. Mexico,
What would this spot do without YOU?
U ingeniously twist sarcasm/shade/humor/hiphop/intellect/arrogance into a fantastic blend of truth...
u r as necessary as monday morning coffee (lol)...
The Cease album cover was 2 over the top. Could he get any greasier?????
or cheesier??????? ILK!
Keep doing your thing...
chalk up my ignorance to being from the west... but who else besides BIG and the Lil ones (kim and cease) was(/are?) in Jr. MAFIA???
To Daze:
Trife, Larceny,....um.....and them...
I doubt anyone knows who the other members of Junior M.A.F.I.A. are. Kim was so pretty back in the day, now she's that gremlin on Mexico's myspace page.
I love this video because they all look so young and in Kim's case, human. Fresh from the projects. I can't believe this shit is eleven years old. This was the soundtrack to freshman year in college.
@skdamc
The sample is by New Birth. I think the song is entitled "What I'm About".
man kim used to look hella good!
on her new album cover she looks pretty...but every other light she is strange looking!
on some michael jackson shit!
OK Key! Are you a digger? I get my fingers a little dusty because I DJ. Good lookin'.
^^^^^^^^^^^
Good lookin' out, I meant.
To Daze:
Trife, Larceny,....um.....and them...
Posted by: skdamc at March 16, 2006 02:10 PM
This is a fun game...
umm... I remember Kleptomaniac. Lyrical Wizardy was one of the better songs on "Conspiracy."
Okay... I don't remember the other like 6 niggas.
Yo, anybody know who that cat was inside the cd cover who had got shot and was in the hosptal bed? Junior M.A.F.I.A. trivia, the game. Utoh, gotta go , Massa comin'........
That JM album was the shit because BIG wrote ALL of it w/ Klepto-talkin about lookin out for your homies...
I wonder if Cease is actually lookin for the X Box killer too?
The one who got shot was Larceny, I believe. He and Trife formed a 2-man crew within the crew called "Snakes."
I believe they dedicated the song "White Chalk" to Larceny's shooting.
Ron Mexico, the 94-97 encyclopedia.
It was one of the Snakes-Trife or Larceny that was shot...that White chalk song at the intro was about it...let them tell you.
I got that from the Naj-hoodstars Almanac '95 edition.
You can also find out in there Diddy directed the first Outkast video-cereal box, stocking caps braves jerseys and all.
Ron-you gotta do that shit one week
Players Ball before Dre lost his fuckin mind!
If Im not confused P.Diddy (puff daddy at the time) was part of them at the time. then tupac shot Biggie... and well, we know the rest.
Naj...
Big only wrote the good parts. That album is kinda weak. Some very strong singles, but quite a bit of filler.
Conspiracy is one of those enigmatic records because it was held to unfair Biggie standards.
For a collective effort it was okay... not great, not awful though.
1,2 y'all... you know I rocked ya!
I always thought it was hot because of the singles. Nowadays, it's hard to even get an album with one hit, this one had a few repeat players.
Living on the West Coast at the time, all we heard were the singles. If those other cats were half as lyrical as Big and Klep, it might have been up there with all the other classic shit that came out '94, '95, '96.
lil cease and 'big un' had biggie killed.jealousy is a muthafucka.
pac died by accident.it was a failed hit on suge knight by mike and lydia harris.thats why suge kept his mouth closed.
BIG CAV,
I WAS IN YOKOSUKA, JAPAN AT THE TIME THIS HIT AS WELL. THE ATSUGI BASE CLUB USED TO PLAY THE SHIT OUT OF THIS SONG. I JUST HATE THAT THEY BROKE UP AND LITTLE KIM TURNED INTO PLASTIC WOMAN. SHE CAN STILL GET THE DICK THOUGH, BUT THOSE LIPS SCARE ME, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE BRAINS.
Junior Mafia stands for Junior Masters At Finding Intelligent Attitudes.
Whatever the hell that's about
damn, I actually liked that Lil Cease album. It really had some cuts on it. Please don't tell nobody.
Lil Cease love a chickenhead...uh!
I love this tune..it makes me want to cool breeze.
Let's be real...it was lil kim, lil cease, and a slew of mc who-gives-a-shit
Cease runs around like Diddy mixed with a super coon.
and umm Too $hort..BEYATCH, BEYATCH, SHAKE THAT MONKEY (Ron you know I had to lolz).
Mayor...I'm not mad homie-Cam wrote a few joints on there, and there are more playable songs than the MAFIA joint...the joint w/ Jay Z was fire-your secret's safe w/ me!
Yo Ron you actually did it! Thanks for the shout out!
First I want to start off by saying that I’m a little heated ‘cause Greg P was robbed at the Mexicans. “Show My Bread” was the 3rd worst video of 2005 right behind CHG and Coochie Mane.
Speaking of Mane I knew the first part of “So Icy” looked familiar! I guess this is where he borrowed the concept from.
Just for fun let me see if I can remember all the MAFIA members. Let's see there's Lil Kim, Lil Cease, Nino Brown, Bugsy, Capone, Kleptomaniac, Chico, Trife, and Larceny.
Lil Cease can’t rap for shit. That girl that he’s slobbering down in this video is the same chick he’s slobbering down in “I Need You Tonight”. Were the MAFIA so broke they had to recycle video hoes (or was she his cousin?). I’ve been paying way too much attention.
Who would of thought that this video portrayed the roles the rest of the MAFIA were destined to play for the rest of their lives; chauffeuring Biggie’s whip, picking up Kim from the airport, helping Kim out of cars and accompanying the Queen Bee on her shopping trips. I guess the part when she asked Larceny/Banger to hold her purse was edited out of the video.
I swear it took B.I.G. four hours to walk from the plane to the limo.
How many videos from the Bad Boy/Biggie era were shot at Biggie’s crib? Dang
The lieutenant Kimberly Denise was such a pretty girl. I’m not gonna front I loved her verse in this song. Even though it was probably written by someone else she delivered it flawlessly.
hahaha... G, that was brilliant!
"Who would of thought that this video portrayed the roles the rest of the MAFIA were destined to play for the rest of their lives; chauffeuring Biggie’s whip, picking up Kim from the airport, helping Kim out of cars and accompanying the Queen Bee on her shopping trips. I guess the part when she asked Larceny/Banger to hold her purse was edited out of the video."
you sure we're not related?
Show My Bread was definitely slighted. I didn't realize anyone watched that video or read that review... except Greg P.
Genae... I got a funny story to tell you about Greg P. I'll email you.
Fuck Junior S.N.I.T.C.H. Lil Cease could never rap. Biggy is turning over in grave over that dumb bitch ass Cease.
Kim did use to look good. Especially in dat "No Matter What People Say" video. Dat was a bad bitch. But she ugly as fuck now. She did dat collagen shit to her lips, got a nose job, cheek and chin implants, breast implants. I mean damn! And in "The Jump Off" bitch was fine as fuck. She fucked her looks up bad!! The Naked Truth didn't deserve no fucking 50 mics though, on some real shit. Dat head she gave Whack-Zino musta been hella good. I know she a BK bitch, but if da had given her say 20 yrs or some shit like dat bitch woulda song her ass off. A year ain't shit. And if shes good its even less. Plus celebrities always get good shit in jail. Like on "Goodfellas". She don't seem hood to me cuz she took a year. Cuz if it had been more, she woulda snitched.
They SAID they got me on camera, I didnt do shit.
Ron Mexico taking all our jobs!
im from brooklyn so i should know this but the mafia was lil cease, kim, nino brown, kelptomaniac, trife & larceny I think.
remember lil jamal from realms of junior maifa
yes... Jamal "Fades 'Em All"
again, why do i remember that?
YEAH KIM USE TO BE THE SHIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I REMEMBER AT THE SOURCE AWARDS IN MIAMI WHEN SHE WORE THOSE DAISY DUKES WITH HER ASS CHEEKS HANGING OUT I JACKED OFF AND NUTTED ON THE SCREEN NOW I LOOK AT KIM IN HER NEW VIDEO I WANT TO START CRYING WHO IS THAT LADY? DAMN KIM WHY YOU HAD TO LET HOLLYWOOD INFLUENCE YOU SEE HOW WHITE SOCIETY OR SHOULD I SAY OLD WHITE SOCIETY FUCK EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE THEY FEEL IF YOUR NOT WHITE YOUR UGLY IT'S SAD BUT Y'ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE THATS WHY YOU HAVE ALL THESE LADIES WHEN THEY MAKE IT TURN INTO A WANTABE WHITE WOMAN NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY WILL GET FLAT ASSES AND YOU WILL BE USING THEIR ASSES ON SUPERBOWL SUNDAY AS A TABLE.
R - Real
O - Original
N - Narrator
M - Might
E - Eat
X - Xtacy
I - In
C - Casual
O - Orgies
Man, I remember the first time I listened to that song!! Those were the days man!! Hip-Hop will never be the same!! '96 to '98!! Damn, I'm glad I was there!!! There's mo' money in the rap game now and I'm glad it turned that way but...growin' up listennin' to Lil' Jon is far from growin' up listennin' to Biggie. Trust me!!
Anyways, Hip-Hop will never die man!
One love to each and eveyone of us who tries to push things forward.
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Oh I almost forgot... Kim is the greatest female rapper of alllllll times man!!! Think u betta recognize!!Listen to her latest album and u'll realise that she ain't goin' nowhere!She's one of the few artists that keeps me LISTENNING to Hip-Hop music! I'm not one of those guys who say that rappin' about sex and parties is wack coz everyone gotta do what he gotta do!! But recognize when someone is doin' more than the average people!!!
What? Kim ain't hot? Come on man!! 99% of u guys wouldn't say no if she asked u to come and get it!! Worse, you wouldn't say no even if it was a wannabe-lil-kim so stop lying man!!!
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It's me again. Actually, the golden period of Hip-Hop was '94 to '98!!! My bad!
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Wait wait wait. Was that a REAL Cease album cover? Or is that a joke? Somebody please tell me that wasn't a real album cover. And by the way good blog.
that was in fact the album cover. Go get the album tho. The cover don't do it justice.
If you can get past Lil Cease rapping, his album is tite.
Is Jamal Shyne or I'm a trippin...The dude behind Michelle Jackson err Lil' Kim on the left looks like Shyne.
That would explain why Shyne sounds like Biggie so much...
Ashley, you should see the back of the album cover if you really wanna be shocked.
80s Boy, I read in the bible of hip-hop {The Source} that the golden era was circa 1986... and seriously, I wouldn't fuck Lil Kim with YOUR dick.
dotdotdot - THANKS FOR THE ACRONYM! I feel so valid now! I'm hip-hop now!!!
that M is a SERIOUS "might." i dunno about droppin that X.
Yo I was like ten years old then and I remember every song on that album to me it's ok now but back then it wast tight I remember every lyric too. The hardest song on dat shit was Realms of Junior Mafia with Chico,Cease, lil jamal, and biggie. Dat shit was the truth
U WOULD RON B CUZ UR A HOMO, U LOVE TO GET STUCK, LIKE DILDOS AND VIBRATORS SHOVED UP UR BUTT, LOL FUCK YOU KIM IS THE SHIT, GOTS THE MICS TO PROVE IT, LOOKS TO GO WIT IT, WHO CARES IF SHE LOOKS DIFFERENT SHE'S STILL THE BITCH FROM THE ESCALADOR, YA'LL KNOW IT, YA'LL HATIN JUST CUZ U WANNA B HER, EVEN U FUCKIN CHUMP NIGGAZ, IT'S ALL GOOD CEASE U JUST BOOSTED HER CAREER BY BEING SAMMY THE BULL, LIL PUNK BITCH SHOULD HAVE BEEN YA NAME...i LOVE DA SONG IT'S ONE OF MY FAVS...FUCK YA'LL HATERZ
Ron whuts on the back of the Lil Cease CD?
RON MEXICO: YEAH YEAH U RED IN THE SOURCE THAT THE GOLDEN ERA OF HH WAS AROUND '86!! THAT'S COOL!! I DON'T KNOW HOW OLD U WERE BUT I WAS 5 AND I WAS LISTENNING TO HH!!! I MEAN I GOT HH ALBUMS FROM THE 80's BUT I DIDN'T WITNESSED IT!!!
FOR ME, THE GOLDEN ERA OF THE HH MUZIK IS FROM '94 TO '98!! THAT'S MY OPINION, NOT THE SOURCE'S.
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AND SPEAKING OF FUCKIN LIL KIM WITH MY DICK, I GUESS U R AMONG THE 1% OF DUDES WHO WOULDN'T HOLLA BACK!!!
2 THUMBS UP BRO'!!!
Of course The Source is by no means a hip-hop bible... But I recall 86 to be generally regarded by that term.
Of course, you're entitled you your own personal golden era, sure.
I think of 94-96, 97 as "the end."
And I think there's a lot more than 1% of dudes who wouldn't fuck Lil Kim with YOUR dick.
Some guys did a movie called PLAYERS ANTHEM everyone needs to see this movie, this movie was made for the Junior M.A.F.I.A song,
The guys are suppose to be showing the film at www.bigwiselittlewise.com
BIG WISE PRODUCTIONS, we are in pre-production with the movie KING OF THE PLAYER'S
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