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Flavor of Love: Face Off!
Posted on March 14, 2006 11:57 AM
This goes out to my Brooklyn crew...
I think we all finally know what the Flavor of Love is. Watching New York and Hoopz lap chicken, weed, 20-rock and Pumkin residue off of Mr. Drayton’s lips will disgust me for the last time! This show is finally fucking over! Of course, the shit doesn’t go down without the sparks we would expect from a Hoopz/NY finale. Get your Vaseline ready and pull out all unattached hair beforehand.
Hoopz laid down my point exactly. I talked to Hoopz shortly before this new episode aired… She pulled no punches. She’d pull out a weave or two though. I’m convinced. You'll hear soon.
Damn, their tour guide looks like he just finished a 12-hour shift of making sushi. I guess while in Mexico, they canned Big Rick in favor of Little Pepe. I think he liked New York. I was waiting for dude to call her Chocolate Animal Woman.
We’ve now come to a sad point in our travels together, friends! This is our final Oz reference for Flavor of Love! I know… it’s sad, but Hoopz and CB4 as podmates is like putting Beecher and Schillinger together. The shit’s not going to be pretty. Hoopz might burn a clock into NY’s ass. “Now you know what time it is, bitch!”
Oh, my damn. Who told Flavor to rock that green mariachi suit? Nigga lookin like burnt up 3 Amigos. Motherfucker look like Ritchie Valens after the plane went down.
Hoopz’ whole “unsexy” tirade was classic. “No ass… Titties hangin’ Nipples…” Wowsers. She unloaded like Peaches from A Low Down Dirty Shame. Maybe she’ll have a Jada Pinkett-Flavor experience for the duration of her on-screen career.
It’s true about CB4 gaining like 20 pounds since the beginning of the show, too. That’s some real spit, dun dun. New York is the black Toot Braunstein.
While Hoopz and CB4 are squabbling at the dinner table like 2 of Daddy’s girls who both wanna work the same strip at the same time (which is against the laws of physics), Foofy just dozes off into a hallucinogen-induced happy place. Eventually, like all good pimps, Flavor gets up from the table and lets the two handle their differences like scallywhops. As Flavor leaves the table Hoopz has an expression that yells to me: “Nigga, you gon’ get enough of bouncing from dinner tables I’m sitting at.”
Wisely, Flavor decides to make the remainder of the date time in Mexico nice and separate... but equal.
Question of the Day: As Flavor damn near fell off the side of their Love Boat, how did New York propose to catch him? Was she gonna lay down an udder for dude?
That’s right… the very thought of Flavor Flav inducing lactation from Tiffany Patterson is completely disgusting! Look at those two greased Tootsie Rolls swirling about on the boat dock! All of this footage is a little too much for me to handle. To top the shit off, they show NY picking the bikini out of the stoochie for all of the world to see (except my friends in Chilé who can’t quite view the program and look to your nigga Ronaldo to hook them up! Lo tengo, familia!)
VH1 played a couple of jokes on us negroes in this episode… well… aside from the overlying joke that is Flavor Flav lampooning black people everywhere for a nominal fee. They sent 2 black people kayaking alone. They must’ve really wanted to see this show end in tragic death. You know we can’t fuckin’ swim! You know the most damn water we get is when we crack open that fucking fire hydrant in the summer! Kayaking?… Riiiiiiight! Black parents turn their backs on their kids at Sesame Place! At the end of the Big Bird water slide my mom was like “Don’t look at ME, nigga!”
Seriously… 2 blackies almost died in about 7 inches of water. Speaking of which, I gotta talk to CB4’s hair people. I didn’t think saltwater damage was covered in the weave warranty!
After all of that, Flavor decides he wants to sample himself a piece of Noxzema Jackson. To this CB4 says “I’m gonna suck him dry.” At that juncture I had to re-light the jay… not because I needed it to find humor in the show, but to combat the nausea… plus it’s good for your cataracts and shit.
Another thing I won’t miss about this show is New York’s Screen Actors’ Guild auditions at every testimonial. This week’s shit had her looking like she was reading for “The Color Purple.” Thank god Mister Flavor and Celie won’t procreate… well… actually we’ll have another couple of months to know for sure.
I know Hoopz is fine as all get out, but damn… Flavor be putting the Mankind grasp on old girl when they kiss. He’s gotta stop putting women in the Cobra Clutch like that. You’d think he’s trynna put her asleep so he can try something. I’m ready to call the police and shit. (That’s not snitching, young street soldiers.) Lucky he ain’t pull out Mr. Socko on her…. or Mr. Cock-o. If we’re lucky, he’d pull out Mr. Rock-o. We already know about the dutches, guys.
Hey, black people! VH1 got us again! Look at Flavor and Hoopz! They got niggas in the jungle swingin from tree to tree like it ain’t no thang. Good work, VH1! Thanks, Magilla and Amy for doing any damn task they put in front of you. The Mexican instructors are like “Should we help them out, holmes?” “Nah, esse. They’re in their fuckin natural habitat, holmes!”
After receiving her gumball machine necklace, Hoopz presents Flavor with a gift of his own… A little ass to put his “cigarettes” out on… kinda like in jail!
Back at the Flavor of Rock mansion, Foofy mulls his decision to every black man’s weakness… Scarface music. Man, when we hear that shit we’re inspired as all hell, aren’t we? They should play that shit right before the standardized tests! I guarantee a 10% increase in average scores among black children. 25% in children who own Scarface jackets.
Watching Hoopz and NY’s pre-elimination ceremony procedure is quite entertaining. I died when Hoopz asked for extensions at the salon. Homegirl was like: “Bitch, you don’t got no extensions? What the fuck is we talking for then?” Faring slightly better, NY asked for waterfall curls and got a damn hydra on top of her skull.
How is that triflin ass boutique gonna sell the same dress to both of them girls? That 4th-and-goal saleswoman need to get spit on.
I know y’all see Flavor Flav went back to the exact same Cam’ron tuxedo he had on the first episode… complete with Pumkin skeet stains on it. As a dark-skinned brother myself I hate to say shit like this but… that bright-ass pink is not a good color for a nigga that dark. Flav comin around the damn corner lookin like Marvin the Martian.
I’d have thrown up a little in my mouth as well if I had to hear CB4 recount a night of “Black Sweat” with Flavor Flav. That’s where free speech should be limited, motherfuckers. All that shit NY talked and look at her… sent home.
I was afraid she was gonna go postal. Apparently, the shit didn’t register until a while later in the back of the car that was to take her to her Spirit Airlines flight back to Brooklyn.
Congratulations to Flavor and Hoopz. He had her looking like Nelly with that damn grill on though. Actually, that shit looked huge and uncomfortable, so maybe it’s more like Bow Wow’s.
I tell you what, Hoopz. If things don’t work out with Flavor…. I got a friend with a pole in the basement.
I’m just Kidding like Jason… Unless you gon’ do it!
Hmmm… I guess Kidding like Jason would entail showing your girlfriend said stripper pole in the basement… and beating her fucking ass if she doesn’t wanna make use of it!
Well, children… This marks the end of the trainwreck! It’s been a blast crackin on this show with all of you. Of course we’ve got something else to put you in front of the idiot box coming up soon, don’t worry. Also, I’ll let you guys in on that little discussion I had with the Flavor Champion, Hoopz. That's a barrel of fun. I promise.
The fun never ceases in Mexico World.
Questions? Comments? Requests? Wondering what’s VH1’s Flavor of NEXT Month? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
I’m starting a series of my own called A Taste of Mexico. Ladies, Myspace me for details.
Some of your mamas done already played that game.
Comments
New York is the best city n the world.
Don't get it twisted southerners.
Look at this fool!!!!
Can it get any worse than this...
I was hoping that Hoopz woulda whipped New York's ass for good measure but seein' that mini-RuPaul biacth wailin' in the back of the limo was good enough for me. Whoever did New York's weave did a good job 'cause I was waitin for that shit to come off in the water. Flav looked like the "Crypt Keeper" Mexico edition. He coulda been a evil zombie stand in starring in "From Dusk Til Dawn/Bordello" That mufuka looked like an advertisement for Hot Tamale candies. That's the negro they shoulda put on those disrespectful stamps and shit. Is it me or does New York look like Rah Digga's little brother? Good Job Ronnie Mexx!! I can't wait for next "set the Negro back 20 years" series those good old folks at Viacom have in store for us...
I LOVE YOUR POSTINGS FOR FLAVOR OF LOVE.... I HOPE YOU PUT ONE OUT FOR THAT REUNION SHOW IN 2 WEEKS.
yo ron...classic as usual....but how bout the fiesta thats goin down in two weeks....did you peep Pumpkin getting the ashy backhand from cb4??!?!?! but im hearing that hoopz is hosting parties down in miami with her NEW man....so i guess she aint tryin to savor the flavor no more huh?!!?!?
LOL at Flava pulling out the pimp talk like Goldie, making them profess their love even if he doesn't pick them BEFORE he picked them. Game!
Yo Im going to miss this stupid show. I'm just SOOOO happy NY didn't win. I thought for sure she would win. But I guess Flav was thinking like me... "I probably can't build any real relationship with either one, so I'll just pick the one who hasn't put out for me yet and see if I can get lucky." And here's to hoping there's no security separating all the girls from NY, or at least NY from Pumkin on the reunion show so we can finnally see some real action!
Flava looked like the Mexican version of Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo.
Hoopz can now charge more money for her crotch shots and not have to lie about doing construction work with her family in Michigan. New York can add a little of Flava's jizz (and Pumpkin's) to the soil of any piece of real estate she sells.
New York should have won. Hoopz probably dropped Flava soon as the director said cut.
Ronnie Mex, you have once again made my week with this blog. The little green mexican outfit, was the worth watching the entire series.
LMAO, this was a good one, personally I can't watch Flavor of Love, Flav is so damn ugly it makes my stomach hurt, extra points for that Jason Kidd shout-out...
I also thought CB4 was gonna win, but we need to wait for the reunion show to really get crackin.
NY wasn't that cute to me either..but my dad sd I was hatin cuz she look like Dawn from En Vogue.. But I'm glad yall agree she is annoyin too, I'm glad HOOPz won!!
'rah diggah lil brother' that's hilarious ..LOL
ronnie mex you are the man! you catch everything. i thought flav was gonna break their necks when he was kissing them! just looking at him is enough to make me sick at the table, but the way he shovels food into his mouth is just too much! i'm so glad that ny was sent packing. she just knew b/c she gave it up that he was going to pick her. she is something else...i know this chick had to be acting this whole time. or maybe she really is psycho. b/c who in their right mind who act this way over flav???
I don't know who Flav favors more....a day-glo lawn jockey or one of those fuckin roaches from Men In Black. I'm glad that others picked up on the damn near violent clutches he held his hypnotized victims in. I am for sure he is the only cat that would survive a nuclear fallout. Don't forget!!! They have a "reunion" show coming on in 2 weeks so we can see what has become of our beloved CB4,Sloppy Joes, and 'em.
P.S. I still can't believe that Pumpkin is alive after spitting on a black woman.
Thank god this trajedy is over! And ya'll know damn well this whole debacle was nothing more than entertainment...Flav even apparently got a baby on the way, that's why he did the show. Like he really got a mansion in LA but uses a rental limo service...and a cheap ass one with their name on the side at that! I can't wait for the reunion show... and hey Ron, your forgetting they got black people on the upcoming season of Surreal Life, you can write about George Jefferson and Mommy Brady getting buck, while Cory from AI (that bitch nigga who snitched on Paula Abdul to further his "career") watches. VH1 and BET....same company....same bullshit errye day...
Man Flav was a pure duk to choose Hopz-She is wet behind the ears neeeds to be toilet trained as*** New York was a better choice by far-She was a true ride or die chick kind of light headed but she seemed like a real ride or die chick. Hoopz is more of a Dime peice that you invite to a party for ambieance factor of it! Hell I heard Hoopz's mother was more gully than Hoopz was- After hoopz sees all 6-8 of Flava's ugly kidz. Shell be headed back to the try outs for shake dancers for Nelly's next video!
CB4 wrote in from the future on her myspace page. (Don't ask me why, but she dated it 10/13/06.)
She says she cried her heart out in the limo, but recovered right away. Guess her love needed a cameraman nearby to survive. She also explains what she ever saw in Flav, including: "I can't lie and say I didn't mind the fact that he had money. ..a girl like me needs a sugar daddy to take her shopping! lol"
Uh, honey, what money?? Flav is strictly a sweet-n-low-on-cash daddy.
She also says: "Currently, I am in a special relationship with a man who loves me."
Do you think that special man is herself? HA!
Check it here:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=60978664&blogID=97329904&MyToken=0f0e3919-6e4c-4b63-b457-4b2a547c63a6
Ronnie Mex, I have LOVED your blog. Please post again after the reunion special. Oh, and. Noxzema Jackson! HA! i'm still ROTFLMAO over that one!!!
I thought this wa sone of the less funny Flavor of Love recaps. Take your time and do it right (read: funny) for the reunion show.
Can We PLEASE get some links to picz of Hoopz. If that aint a fine azz piece of work i dont know what is?! Ol gurl a diamond in tha ruff fa real fa real. A+ wifey material
HEY RON MEXICO.. WHATS CRACKIN MAN?? I BEEN REALLY BUSY WITH WORK SO ITS BEEN HARD TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR BLOGS... I KNEW I SEEN HIS SHIRT WIT HYDRO ON IT.. AND I THOUGHT I SEEN HIM HOLDING A SWEET AFTER HE FOUND OUT ABOUT PUMPKIN... BUT DID THEY EVER TALK ABOUT IT ON CAM FLAV AND COMPANY??? ALSO IM SOOO GLAD HE DIDNT CHOOSE THAT GOLD DIGGING, OBVIOUSLY FAKE AZZ NEW YORK... WHAT DOES SHE THINK FLAV WANTS?? AND MANNN.. HOOPZ IS FINE AND ALL... BUT THROW THAT GRILL AWAY!! ID ALSO LIKE TO SAY.. IF IT ACTUALLY WAS A RING.. IT WOULD BE NEW YORK WHO WON
ANOTHER NOTE... HOOPZ ALLRIGHT.. I MEAN I STILL GET DOWN AND WHATEVER.. BUT I DONT LIKE WOMEN WHO GOT MUSCLES LIKE THAT.. AND HER FACE IS.. OK AT BEST
yo its obvios that these internet wankstas that have all the time in the world to write these blog stuff erryday have no life what so ever, like this ron mexico charcter and all these other losers who spend their pathetic lives writing stories they all worthless and have no life, its so sad
It probably takes you longer to read the instructions on your toothpaste than it does for me to write these blogs.
Mike... You responded without dissing me. I'll gladly take it!
Today was a good day.
HOOPZ HOGAN GOT SOME ARMS LIKE A FUCKING MAN!!! CB4 WASN'T DAT BAD AND HOOPZ GOT A NICE FACE, BUT DAT BITCH GOT ARMS LIKE THE WRESTLER MACHO MAN. SHE CAN TAKE FLAV'S CRACK PIECES AND CRUSH THEM WITH HER HUGE ARMS AND MAKE INSTANT COKE! HA HA
WHAT A PAIR! ONE SMOKES CRACK ROCKS, ONE CAN LIFT ONE WITH HER FINGER, WHILE TAKING HER STEROID SHOTS. HA HA
DAT BITCH LOOK LIKE "SUPERSIZE SHE". DIDN'T BRIDGET NIELSON PLAY IN CONAN THE BARBARIAN. IN WHICH HOOPZ PLAYED CONAN??? DAMN I CAN'T BELIEVE THE HOOPZ-A-NATOR ONE DAT SHIT. AND NOW SHE GOT HER OWN SHOW WITH VH1....."HOGAN KNOWS BEST." HA HA
GOOD LUCK. I SAW HOOPZ HOGAN ON HER WEBSITE TAKING PICS WITH NICK CANNON AND YOUNG CHEEZY.
DIDN'T CHRISTINA MILIAN SAY DAT NICK CANNON CHEATED ON HER WITH A SEMI-CELEBRITY BITCH??????????? COULD IT BE OUR BELOVED HOOPZ HOGAN?????????????????????????????????????????????????????ASK HER RON MEXICO...
Big ups to Flav...he had a hard decision to make between a gold digga and a peice of gold. NY must've been on Kanye's mind when he wrote that jam, haha!! Hoopz, you are one beautiful, sexy lady!
I am kind of sad for Hoopz, because there is only a small chance her name will not be forever remembered as "Hoopz". I guess it is cool to win something on television, but man, that name.
The New York bitch was so damn annoying! Can somebody please tell me when they saw an actual tear come from her eyes everytime she acted like she was crying? That bitch did get fatter every episode. Damn I could go on and on.
Hoopz Hogan's Manager,
That wasn't funny at all. You must not be into sexy females. Try harder next time.
NEWSFLASH
I'M INTO SEXY FEMALES. I SAID DAT SHE LOOKED GOOD. BUT SHE GOT ARMS LIKE A FUCKING WRESTLER OR SOME SHIT. DON'T GET ALL SENSITIVE AND SHIT BECAUSE I TALKED ABOUT YOUR IMAGINERY BITCH. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW DA BITCH. YOU CATCH FEELINGS AND SHIT. SHE IS FINE AS HELL, BUT I DON'T WANT NO BITCH TAKING STEROIDS EITHER. SO YOU TRY HARDER NEXT TIME NIGGA.
I'm not catching feelings at all. I made one little comment and you took it to another level. So who is the sensitive one?
hoopz hogan's is a fag; any nigga that can appreciate a fine well toned woman is just a punk ass nigga, aint nothing wrong with a woman being in shape and fit, betta than cb4 jelly belly and no ass.
Cockiness to mumbling frustration:
Hoops, New York, Hoops, New York, Hoops New York, NEW YORK HOOPS!!!!!!???????
"New York, don't be mad at me. I'm going to roll with Hoops."
Hoops? Would you come a little bit closer to me? (did you see the look on Hoops face, yeah baby girl, you might need that bucket.
Suddenly New York looked so small in that limo. Like a cartoon of herself. "he is with her, right"??? Yes, New York, he is.
"Hoops would you be my baby". (Oh, and btw, what is your real name?)
By virture of the gold teeth, I now pronounce you ___my baby?________"
Once again Ron Mexico, great job! And once again VH1 you will go down in history (when I'm long gone from this world. ) in depicting African-Americans as old minstrel show stereotypes. Yes, I'm black and I did watch the show. But I have to thank Ron for putting it in it's proper perspective ("hey got niggas in the jungle swingin from tree to tree like it ain’t no thang") LOL Ron!!
I want to make one serious point here. The show is offensive. I'm from the fifties, sixties when it would have been illegal to partake in race mixing or miscegenation. Some brothers have died because of this and I make no joke. Let's not forget Emmett Till. Let's not forget our brothers and sisters who were victims of white folk control and the horrific mark it made on us. RIP my lynched brothers. But we learn in different generations. Thank god for Ron Mexico. It's not about the show's popularity, it's about truth. Yes, truth hurts. But I give Ron credit for writing it no matter who it offends. This is nothing new. All black shows since the inception of television has been discussed exhaustively by critics and commentators from all perspectives. Ron is taking his imagery on another level, the internet. To hell with the racially offensive end. VH1 doesn't care, not one mouth full of slow motion spit. It's the all mighty dollar. Yes, to that end (and I don't have stats) it was a success. And that's all it matters to them.
Ron I hope you run for public office some day. You are just what this bush wacked country needs. Daily serial versions of living in Americka and the REAL DEAL that's being done (stolen elections (why did you bail Al?), Katrina money (where is it?), Iraq (killing for oil), Bush don't care about black people(thanks Kanye) etc. etc. etc.) in our country.
I ain't going no where. I'll be here to check out.
Arcadia
Dang dad , go to bed..shesshh!!!
Man that show was stupid, but i watched it anyways lol, aye hoopz don't diserve that dark fucka, i mean c'mon man, she too fine fo his ass. I hated NY, she a fuckin character, and shes full of shit, lying ass bitch, thank good i don't have to watch her anymore saying that "beautiful man" the show was entertainin but stupid. for real man, is hoopz gonna be wit that nigga?i don't think so, it be nice if she can can the grillz, although she lookded fucked up wearin them, but the bitch is fine so it won't matter. SOHH good looking out for the postings, holla
Damn N.Y...yall cant win nuthin these days...the rap game, flavor of luv, them sorry ass Giants...ETC...the list goes on and on...yall have officially fell off champ!!
Arcadia... damn cuz. Respect! Appreciate the love!
"Man that show was stupid, but i watched it anyways lol, aye hoopz don't diserve that dark fucka, i mean c'mon man, she too fine fo his ass."
Posted by: Africa at March 15, 2006 02:51 AM
Even in Africa, niggas can be too dark. Amazing.
Even in Africa, niggas can be too dark. Amazing.
Posted by: Ron Mexico at March 15, 2006 03:07 AM
LMAO!!!!
Whats the quickest way to get two black women to dislike each other:have the wear the same dress. Ever been out with a woman and she sees another woman with the same outfit as hers? What is her first reaction about the woman who has on that outfit (unless its in church and she knows her; then its not that sever,thanks the LORD).
did u see flavs mom omg u had to be drunk down with mad dog 20/20 and boones farm to do that ....flav flav is a 911 joke ..did u see hoopz like whole her breath and evertime he force his gritty ass face on her....she was gaging the whole time...we all gag when he kiss her .....that show was straight fear factor kid
Ron you must have been reading my mind when you say how Flav had to keep wrestling the women to get a kiss! I kept thinking that if he did that shit with Hoopz one more time, she was gonna wail on his ass!
And Damn did she looked fucked up wearing those gold teeth. I guess Flav figured he needed to Flavorize her before he could have her. He should have just gave her the money VH1 spent on that crap cause all it did was take a fine woman and make her look sicker than she already did.
Well now at least all the sistah's can collect that $100/day they got paid and quit pretending that Foofy was a "beautiful man". Ugh...
I'm still surprised NY didn't win, I wouldn't mind seein more of her evil ass momma. She was actually cuter than NY to me.
From a business point of view, he should have picked New York in order to get another show. With her ridiculous attitude and her mean-spirited but intelligent mother, it would have been the perfect show. Now that he has Hoopz, he only leaves with a pretty girl and no show.
RONNIE MEX....IF YOU AINT ALREADY SEEN IT...DIS LINK 4 YA...HOOPZ FINE AS A BITCH!!!
CLICK THE NAME...BITCHES!!!
FLAV WAS ON TOM JOYNER SHOW YESTERDAY..HE SAID HOOPZ HAD SO MUCH SHIT GOING ON BECAUSE OF THE SHOW THAT HE CANT EVEN SPEND TIME WITH HER....WHAT U EXPECT...SHAWTY FINE DEN A BITCH!!
FLAV PLAYED HIMSELF BY PICKIN HOOPZ. NEW YORK SHOULDA BEEN PICKED BY FAR. THAT WOULDA BEEN IT RIGHT THERE. OH WELL, NO SPIN OFF MONEY FOR FLAV. FUCK IT!!!!
Just like most niggas he was thinking with the little head and not the big head when he chose Hoopz. And the funny/sad thing about it is that he is not even gonna get to smash.
I feel you, but Maybe New York was just a really good actress (she actually is an actress). I felt flav when he picked Hoopz, because he was very attracted to her. I mean god damn the nigga said the world stops when he looks at her. Got damn!
But your right there is a good chance that she wont let him hit that.
How did Flav play himself? That bitch New York had her acting debut on Flavor of Love. She is too dramatic and what nigga would want to deal with that everyday? Plus Flav already fucked her on the show so that means she is just a "jump off." Imagine waking up to that in the morning without the weave and makeup (ewwwww). Flav picked Hoopz because she was the finest bitch on the show besides Serious.
I think Hoopz and Sweetie were the finest. They both got really nice asses.
good article b; until next season ron mex, or until the next flav show. would be kinda funny if they give hoops and flav a reality show. thats throwin fuel on the fire. But on the real i ji thought ole chupacabra flavo was gunna pick ny. but ole flav actually went wit hoops. can't blame him for his taste u dig. if i had to pick between hoops and female blackula i would have picked hoops too. i mean shit even if flav know the relationship aint gunna last he know that hoops is a fine piece of werk champ.
'Motherfucker look like Ritchie Valens after the plane went down.'
You KNOW you wrong for that shit!!!!!
Ha ha!!
'At the end of the Big Bird water slide my mom was like “Don’t look at ME, nigga!”'
Man that's some funny shit yo. CLASSIC!!
And Mary Jane is a 'cure all'.
Can't wait for the reunion show.
Pumpkin doin her best Jackie Joyner Kersee impersonation yet!!!!
New york is a witch with a B and I'm glad she did not win! I wanted hoopz to get to beat the crap out of her but when i saw that trick crying in the car that was enough to make me happy.
I think that Hoopz and Flavor are a match, however, New York would have been perfect for him. I noticed at the end that she didn't even cry, so how much love did she really have for him. As far, as Pumpkin goes, if I was New York I would not have been pushing her away from, trust and believe that I would have been pulling her closer to get a good shot at her jaw. MAy Flav and Hoopz enjoy each other.
Flav great pick! She was real and she is about hers.
could i be on flavor of love with new york. i want to see if she would fus with me.
TO all those who hatin on New York..
First of all, She should have won the contest.
Second, if New York didnt love that jet black excuse for a man, then it wouldnt be any different than Hoopz.
Hoopz high tail off into the sunset with other plans (other than Phoofy the play'd out playa).
You could only tell that Hoopz wasnt into Flav. The girl didnt even want to kiss the little Jet black on crack.
And why did Flav (in hope) thought that Hoopz, as pretty as she is, would even want someone like him for a milli- second.
From what I Heard Hoopz is long gon' and Flav is looking for Vh1 to spot him for another show with 20 more women. (according to Phoofy on the Tom Joyner Show). Because he said the first 20.. wasnt what he was looking for.
Hoopz talkin about how fake NY is and how she is just there to be on T.V. & she aint nothing but a gold digger like Hottie. HMM is that right Hoopz?
Hoopz told black voices@aol that it wasnt about the Man (phoofy) it was about winning the Competition.
So Hoopz is just as much a gold digger for fame than NY and the other girls was. and have the nerve to call someone fake! She had her Agenda too, Plus Flav said Since after the show Hoopz havent had time to spead with him, and it was also said(through another source) that Hoopz havent returned any of Phoofy's phone calls or returned any of his Messsages.....And he still trying to holla at NY too.
LOL..So much for Beauty and the Beast.
face it. NY could be any Black woman. She had a problem with eating, her momma, and learning the hard way you can not get a man on p...y alone. She was fun, though. When she was shopping on the last show, i was wishing I was shopping with her, as I like shopping with my best diva girlfriend. Hpz on the other hand was hating the whole thing the entire experience. I liked Ny. She was not ugly. she is dramatic. She is a diva, just like the rest of us. I am glad she did not win. SHE DID NOT NEED FF. I am dissapointed to learn she may have had a man already, though. and gosh, got a wet tail, too? It is just as I imagined, being dreadfully alone after having a sexual encounter with a black music R & B star. I knew it! Damn.
face it. NY could be any Black woman. She had a problem with eating, her momma, and learning the hard way you can not get a man on p...y alone. She was fun, though. When she was shopping on the last show, i was wishing I was shopping with her, as I like shopping with my best diva girlfriend. Hpz on the other hand was hating the whole thing the entire experience. I liked Ny. She was not ugly. she is dramatic. She is a diva, just like the rest of us. I am glad she did not win. SHE DID NOT NEED FF. I am dissapointed to learn she may have had a man already, though. and gosh, got a wet tail, too? It is just as I imagined, being dreadfully alone after having a sexual encounter with a black music R & B star. I knew it! Damn.
I found the Flavour of Love very entertaining especially the last few weeks. I thought NY was a good actress and she made the show fun with her comments. If it wasn't for NY and her Diva like ways I wouldn't have kept watching the show.
New York need a fan club, damn her ass for taking down her myspace page. I am already going through withdrawal from the show, but I don't think it's the show, I think I'm going through withdrawal from New York. I need a DVD. Anways Hoopz was lame with her LL Cool J lookin ass.
why didnt your mother fucking ass pick new york bitch ass nigga i fucking hate you now hore dont send this message back o.k bitch new york was the shit thats why hoopz left your funky ass bitch new york would have stay with you sincerly
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you dirty ass bitch you should have picked new york but no you pick that ugly big beassty headed azz hoe hoopz you ugly azz mama need to get a face lift o.k and yourt grandma smell like my ass hole bitch.
stop calling new york a man
I am so glad that NY didn't win for shit. That bitch is too OOOGGGGGLLLEEE to me!!! NO ASS JUST TITS!!! That fake ass bitch. Then she already has a man, so what the fuck!!! Plus FLAVUR FLAV is now a GRANDFATHER with his young ugly ass. I ain't never seen anybody that damn ugly to have 6 children. This man has a 20 year old daughter. Think how old his ass is??? Well Flav has gotten carried by HOOPZ!!! She dropped him like a hot potato. I'm sorry an UGLY hot potato!!! Just to let everyone know that there might be another "FLAVOR OF LOVE" show in the midst.
when is there giong to be another
show or merathon
man yall need to get off hoopz for real man she is a cool ass real ass girl and yall hoes just mad but its good hoopz you got it man do what you do let them hoes be mad
new york is a man shit i dont like her because she talk alot of shit man for real but if i was on the show that hoe would of got that ass on deck she dont want it
can't comment -- my stomach heart so back from laughing. I will respond after I leave the hospital. Comedy is sickening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wuz up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These the realest bicth in the world.
Now let me get these straight New York maybe a cry baby but when she ",said she love that U.G.LY. ASS flavor fav a.k.a. lame foofee well thats what Bridget call him that white bicth and pumpkin these people that say they dont like NEW YORK they can kiss my ass and NEW YORK ASS and meant that well NEW YORK IS MY homegurl thats all and I wish wiuld have won and if HOOPZ want to get knock out of her nasty lame style she betta shut up before GOLDIE thro up fa real fa real and which me and New york is of course real and yall might think im nasty fa saying NEW YORK IS MY HOMEGURL LAME AND FAKE THE REASON NEW YORK WAS TALKING LIKE THAT ON FLOVOR LAME SHOW WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS A EXSPYERING ACTRESS IF YALL BLACK PEOPLE WOULD OF NEW THAT IT WAS ENTERTAINMENT yall would of new something
you must remember me-peaches/precious
Remeber NEW YORK/Tiffany is
real and down to earth thats the point dont get short on the real get short on the fake because that's Rain,Pumpkin,LOL HOTTIE NASTY SLOPPY THANG,Serious
But Hoopz is to good fa flav
New york is to real for him
And that's fa real fa real if you know whats up mann
These ya gurl
Precious-peaches
Jasmine-Jada
Lisa-Lilmama
Brittany-Boosha
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If you got anything real or fake to say
remember newyork real
hoopz fake
wuz knuck my nigga suck what my nigga dick bicth beacuse newyork rich BICTH
Wuz up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These the realest bicth in the world.
Now let me get these straight New York maybe a cry baby but when she ",said she love that U.G.LY. ASS flavor fav a.k.a. lame foofee well thats what Bridget call him that white bicth and pumpkin these people that say they dont like NEW YORK they can kiss my ass and NEW YORK ASS and meant that well NEW YORK IS MY homegurl thats all and I wish wiuld have won and if HOOPZ want to get knock out of her nasty lame style she betta shut up before GOLDIE thro up fa real fa real and which me and New york is of course real and yall might think im nasty fa saying NEW YORK IS MY HOMEGURL LAME AND FAKE THE REASON NEW YORK WAS TALKING LIKE THAT ON FLOVOR LAME SHOW WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS A EXSPYERING ACTRESS IF YALL BLACK PEOPLE WOULD OF NEW THAT IT WAS ENTERTAINMENT yall would of new something
you must remember me-peaches/precious
Remeber NEW YORK/Tiffany is
real and down to earth thats the point dont get short on the real get short on the fake because that's Rain,Pumpkin,LOL HOTTIE NASTY SLOPPY THANG,Serious
But Hoopz is to good fa flav
New york is to real for him
And that's fa real fa real if you know whats up mann
These ya gurl
Precious-peaches
Jasmine-Jada
Lisa-Lilmama
Brittany-Boosha
If you have any comments on what we said email us at rap2listen@yahoo.com
and precious16rapp@yahoo.com
If you got anything real or fake to say
remember newyork real
hoopz fake
wuz knuck my nigga suck what my nigga dick bicth beacuse newyork rich BICTH
Hoopz is still damn fine check her out
http://flavor-hoopz-love.blogspot.com/
Damn...if you don't like that you're gay..
or just a dumb chick that was accually interested in the whole shabang-a-bang
Flavor Flavvvvvvvvvvvvv!
man hoopz is tha shit and can't nobody say she aint and im glad she won cause newyork didnt deserve him because she was a fake ass hoe so get at me later if yall got something to say
who ever voted for NY had to have been joking cause that chick had issues of her own. that scank can't even find herself a man who can look at her ugly ass.
u dum bum.u should of pick N.Y.
WHEN IS THE REUNUION MATCHUP?
Hoopz looks fine as a motherfucker but I have porn pics of that chic in the shower ass and titties hanging all over,she is just a video/light porn Trick.flav should be flogged for the way he made black folks look on t.v. whe have enough negativity in our cities without having this classic nigger shit on television.Fuck Flav crackhead ass and all them dumb ass bitches . Set us back a century !
New York is a man. Flav doesn't deserve Hoopz. And New York talks with her eyes closed.
P.S When is the Darn Reunion
I am sooooo glad,,,,,,Flav picked
Hoopz,,because NY,,,talked too much,,and too,,soon,,,,. She's really not that cute,,,anyways,,,,......!!!!
yo hoopz u do wut eva it takes for u n flav to stay together jus remba ny is a crazy ass btch n don't bout no1 but her self she's so fake think she could do anythin but u r betta den her she's a fuckin ho u ma grl hoopz
hoopz, pumpkin, and new york were the best ones on the show. so was goldie. but hoopz was the one i think i liked best.
GO HOOPZ
yall talk a lot of crap and i think flav made a right decision cuz New York had some issues and talks a lot of crap i guess. so peace out. by.
sincerely,
they call me shorty
why didn't you choose New York. she look more like a woman, and look better with you in public. if any one was after your money, it was that hoe hoopz. can you give me a page address where i ca contact new york at.
why didn't you choose New York. she look more like a woman, and look better with you in public. if any one was after your money, it was that hoe hoopz. can you give me a page address where i ca contact new york at.
I think it is pretty funny how some people say that ny had a man the whole time. do you people not know that the show is taped at least 2 to 3 months before it actually airs? that means she may have found a man after the show had finished. and for all the people calling ny fake, hoopz supposedly dropped flav as soon as the show wrapped. and you heard her on the reunion show saying it "was like that, but it wasn't LIKE THAT!" now if that ain't some fake shit i don't know what is. that hoe knew she didn't want that man but she led him to believe she did so she could win. and have you seen all the scandalous, skanky half ass naked pics of her floating all over the net!!! that hoe was just as fake as the rest of the girls and only out for her 15 minutes of fame. hoopz, future porno star!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN WHERE CAN I START ABOUT THE FLAVOR OF LOVE? TO ME THAT SHIT WAS INTERSTING. I WAS HOOKED ON THAT SHIT. MAYBE BY ME BEING A WOMAN AND I CAN RELATE TO THE PETTY ASS SHIT.NEW YORK LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS ON DIALYSIS OR SOME SHIT. THAT BITCH GOT SWOLE EVERY WEEK.SHE LOOK LIKE A TALLER VERSION OF GARY COLEMAN.(WHAT YOU TALKIN'BOUT WHO,WHAT)? YA'LL FEEL ME!!!! FLAVA OH MY SHIT.WHERE DO I BEGIN ON HIS ROAD DOG DIRT LOOKING ASS? THAT NIGGA LOOKE LIKE DAFFY DUCK WITH HIS BILL SHOT OFF.(YA'LL LOONEY TUNE FANS ARE FEELING ME RIGHT)MAN HE IS A HURT ASS MAN.ALL OF THOSE WOMEN WERE ON THERE FOR THE RIGHT REASON,FOR HIS MONEY CAUSE WE ALL IN ,OUR RIGHT MIND ,KNOW THAT IT WAS NOT FOR HIS I JUST GOT RAN OVER BY THE ULGY TRAIN ABOUT A QUATER TIL NINE LOOKIN ASS. JUST THINK OF WHAT FF AND NY KIDS WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKED.JUST IMAGINE THE COLOR OF A BRAND NEW TIRE TAKING THE MONKINESS OF THE MOTHER AND THE DOWN RIGHT UGLINESS OF THE FATHER AND YOU COME UP WITH WHOOPIE GOLDBERG MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!
I think Hoopz Is the finest chick out there and if u can give ur # I'll hit u up on my phone and we can talk about anything cause I'am the one 4 u
Yo Hoopz u didn't give me ur # wat happen u don't think I'am the 1 for u got my E-mail address so send me a letter aiight later.
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i think you are so funny i want you to make another program but put it on at 8:00pm till 10:00pm and make it funnyer glad hoopz won but new york is so funny!!!!! (new york said: dont push me b*tch)
Dear flav,
i'm your biggest fan and i lover your rappin. I think my my friend d. A.K.A big butt. i really love you flav even dow i'm only 11 years old i still watch flavor of love. I now my god sister tiffany is bad but you got to love her.
Love Tara Grullon
call me baby at;908 352 5424 bye
how cool your shows funny
flavor flav i love your show and in flovor of love 1 i loved hoopz and in flavor of love 2 i loved bootz and buckey much love ok!
New York will always b e my role model
wow
wat up hoopz how you been i cant believe you tried to play flav cause i love that man i fight ova him and delicious gurl do yo thing gurl keep on goin and do somtin wit yo life
wat up hoopz how you been i cant believe you tried to play flav cause i love that man i fight ova him and delicious gurl do yo thing gurl keep on goin and do somtin wit yo life and buckwild gurl yo need to stop trying to be hood be yourself and be beautiful like you are now
wat up boo delicious how u been gurl you are so beautiful and so is me so you need to get wit a real nigga like me
wat up boo delicious how u been gurl you are so beautiful and so is me so you need to get wit a real nigga like me
u will fuck all of they en then kick they out of ur hause
i think ..go goldie lol .........
it is good seeing hoopz whipe newyorks ass hey but i have a question when they were only hoopz,new york, pumpkin and goldie who was eliminated first goldie or pumpking??? i would say that from all of thos girls goldie was the girl mostly in love with flav and althought she has no good physic body she is still a funny with true intensions girl :)
hoopz baby GEEZ i swear to god that yo are AWESOMELY BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE SO CUTE WITH YOUR SMILE YOUR BODY OH MY GOD i wish ya the best bye
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