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The Flavor Flav Girls: Hottie Confesses! " My true bust size is 44DD..."
Posted on March 3, 2006 12:00 PM
For the weekend The Ron Mexico Chronicles leave you with our colorful interview with Schatar Taylor, better known to most as Hottie on Flavor of Love. The ever-enigmatic cake-a-holic takes the time to talk chicken, boobies, music and the bottom line… getting your paper strong like Hercules!
Much like on the show, when asked why she considered herself the best choice for the Foofyman, she declares that she always has his best interests in mind, and her business savvy could help Flavor Flav turn his current cheese into a dang quesadilla. (pronounced: kay-SUH-Dilla)
The University of Pennsylvania alum (yes, that’s an Ivy League institution) also insists that while she was looking to make it happen with Flavor on the show, since being ousted she’d much rather entertain other romatic interests.
“I enjoyed the time that… I was on the show and getting a chance to know him, but since I’ve been off the show I’ve received so many offers and one marriage proposal… I’m probably going to look at those opportunities first.”
She later revealed to me that some of the offers she’s entertaining came from Myspace.
Okay… it’s time to talk chicken!
Ron Mexico: Tell us about the chicken in the microwave [laughter]
Schatar Taylor: [laughter] Anyone who knows me, they know I don’t know anything about cooking chicken. Like a week ago, like after that episode aired someone said “Hey Hottie, that button on the microwave that says chicken, that’s for defrost.” I had no idea that was for defrost…
(She then proceeded to explain to me how to cook eggs in the microwave.)
ST: Plus, there was no way I was getting near that grease on the stove…
RM: That “chicken in the microwave thing”… I don’t think you understand. That got a lot of people. Everyone just up in arms about that.
ST: Even now when I look at the chicken, I don’t see what’s wrong with it! I mean, I did my best with the recipe. I was going for sweet-and-sour chicken. So I put the marshmallows to give that kind of sweet flavor and then the chow mein crispy noodles. I know when I eat like sweet and sour chicken at a restaurant, I bite into it and it’s a little bit crispy. So that’s why the noodles were on the outside. So I don’t see why people are shocked. It looked good to me.
RM: Woooooww!
I swear to you, I heard that infamous blinking noise right after she said that shit.
RM: You would have eaten that chicken?
ST: No! But the recipe was fine!
(She then described what she did with the giblets and garnish. To which my response was again…)
RM: Wow!
ST: Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?
RM: No. Not in the slightest. You have to make sure the chicken is going to be cooked and there is no way that chicken will be cooked all the way through in 4 minutes. That’s a big ass chicken! You’re going to give somebody salmonella like that!
After talking chicken we got to talking chickenhead. The conversation shifted to gold-digging.
RM: I don’t know if you watch the show… But during your testimonials every time you blink there is a cash register noise. Have you seen that?
ST: I have seen that. Yes.
RM: I’m sure they are trying to imply that you’re a gold-digger. Would you call yourself one of those?
ST: Ugh. A gold-digger is someone that does not care about the man that is sharing the money… I have the man’s best interests in mind… I totally care about the guy and if he wants to be generous and share his assets with me, hey, I am all for that. I was told by the ancients that the streets are lined with diamonds and gold to be picked up and enjoyed. So that is how I like to live, completely abundantly.
RM: So you ain’t sayin you’re a gold-digger? [sinister laughter]
I spent a lot more time discussing the philosophy of gold-digging with Hottie, but we moved on to other interesting topics. This girl is highly entertaining. Gotta keep her talking!
RM: They made a lot of jokes about your measurements. No one ever agreed with them. They went into their testimonials and made jokes about it. What are your measurements?
ST: Can I make a confession to you?
RM: Sure.
ST: My true bust size is 44DD. The reason why I said it was only 38 while I was at the house was because I didn’t want the other women to be jealous and try to throw me off the show.
RM: Okay… [long pause]
She also took the time to address the claim that people say she looks like Beyonce. I’m not touching that one. Delusions of grandeur are far from my area of expertise.
In quite possibly the highlight of the discussion, the self-proclaimed musical genius even sang an interpolation of the Jackson 5’s “Who’s Lovin’ You?” that was especially designed for Flavor Flav. You’ll just have to listen to that audio once it goes up. The whole shit is hilarious!
Schatar was a wonderful guest and we hope to have her back on SOHH soon when she releases her single. That’s right, She told me she has a record deal and has already cut her first single. Neither the name of the single nor label were divulged to me, but I have a feeling we’ll all be hearing from Schatar in the very near future. She’s also featuring in a new movie called “Waist Deep” co-starring Tyrese, Meagan Good, The Game “and I think Larenz Tate is in there too.”
You can’t write shit like that. Poor Larenz Tate. How the mighty have fallen.
Questions? Comments? Requests? Wanna holler at the heat? Get more of Schatar Taylor at her website www.schatar.com!
Holler at me first though… ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
Myspace me. I even have Flavor of Love friends now!
Comments
This girl is a joke, a damn walking punch line.
All Hottie shows us is that an Ivy league education really doesn't mean a muthafucking thing when it comes to everyday fucking life!!
Fucking Bimbo ass Slore!!
'It looked good to me.'?????????
And this chick went to U of Penn?
First NY's mama (the REAL omarosa), now this!!!
I'm gonna need about 5-10 minutes of quiet time to reflect on this shit.
'It looked good to me.'?
She just CAN'T stop lyin can she?
I dont think the noise was a cash register i think it was a tricycle bell. Thats a damn shame a woman walks around and cant cook a damn chicken but feels like she deserves to pick diamonds from the street! BAS!!!!
I dont ever wanna see that picture with shorty's gut hanging out ever again. That blue joint must have been her favorite outfit on the show.
It's a dam shame! as biggggg as that ass is she does not know how to cook? Throw that ass in jail! She seems like a dumb but focused blond trapped in a sista's body! She is kind of sexy though- she has tigo's and dsls but I never saw the back yard- Id pip that big ass probably put some black back in her!
It's a dam shame! as biggggg as that ass is she does not know how to cook? Throw that ass in jail! She seems like a dumb but focused blond trapped in a sista's body! She is kind of sexy though- she has tigo's and dsls but I never saw the back yard- Id pipe that big ass probably put some black back in her!
Apparently the air that was in her head inflated those big 'ole tit-tays. Tell that pot bellied bitch just because she went to the ICM School of Business in the same city as U. Of Penn does't mean she went to U. Of Penn. The only Ivy League she seen was poison ivy.
Classic moments on Talkin Videos...Ron i wasent into the whole blogging thing...cause everyone has there opioion about something...and i dont feel like reading it all day...but you have got me hooked..Keep up the good work...
That girl cant be serious...U of penn doesnt grade on common sense...they need to add that to their admission process...as my mama says she is dumb as a box of rocks ..for real...
Chicken in the microwave ...
I will never get over that one...It needs to go down in the Reality tv hall of shame...crazy shit..
And let me not forget her outrages claims of looking like fine ass beyonce...she must have one those funny mirrors you see at the carnival..that is the only mirror that could remotely convince her that she looks like beyonce...
Oh my goodness if i did not watch that show and see her in action for myself i would seriously think that you made that interview up.
Lets talk about Hoopz instead!
hottie is hot I'll do her in a minute yeah she wanna sow her wild oats I'm all for it.
Please tell Schatar to e-mail me at: rljones1029@yahoo.com. I would like to know how can a man win her over besides him being financially stable? A person could have alot of money and still be very unhappy!
Randy
good luck with that randy!
Somebody shoot this bitch !!!
She might be dumb as a backwards brick but let her get ONE stomach tuck, and every nigga here would be tryna holla
glad flav ain't pick slim though, what them bammas used to say back in the day "never trust a big butt and a smile"
she got some tig ol biddies
I'd Hit That
shid I'd beat right now, wit my eyes wide open and all the lights on to see that big ole ass and tits...
I don't watch the show, but if Flav, didn't pick that, then I don't know. Flav need to hook his man Chuck-D with some of these bitches!
That is a dumb bird. I can't even make a further comment.
I feel very ashamed that a silly bimbo can graduate from a prestigious university from my hometown. I am appalled that this bobble head can proclaim such an achievement and behave like a corner ho! If UPenn can permit such a slanderish acclamation upon their Ivy League accreditation, I am glad I chose Temple.
P.S. Ivy Leagues can cook chicken......are know someone who does!
I guess no one noticed that the gear she's wearing in the picture above is the EXACT same outfit she wore on Blind Date.
She's as sharp as a bowling ball, I like when she said "She was told she looks like Beyonce" and the other chick said more like "luther Vandross". She does look like luther in drag...
HOTTIE TUCK IN YOUR BELLY
THAT GIRL IZ LYING AND SHE IZ 2 CUPCAKES AWAY FROM TURNING INTO THE NEW FAT JOE!!! TITS ARE NICE THOUGH!!!
I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGA
BUT SHE AIN'T MESSIN' WIT NO BROKE NIGGAZ
um jerkin 2 her pic right now !!!
.....I think I actually had a parakeet smarter than her. UPENN applicants/attendance must be plummetting.
shoulda asked her if that was her real hair...see what she's say. for that matter, they shoulda asked that shit on polygraph. I've seen better jamaican ass weaves than that shit she got stapled and hot-glue-gunned to her head, 4 inches back from where it should be...
I wanna know where that wack shit was done. Inquiring minds, want to know. dammit.
On the show she said she was a vegitarian. Well that's the fattest damn veggie eater i ever seen!!! And as far as that chicken. Shit. She aint get that damn big of' a no broccoli. Jus stating da facts.
I think Schatar "Hottie" Taylor knew EXACTLY what she was doing with that chicken. It was her 15 minutes of fame and you know what? It was funny as hell and her microwave chicken trick has everyone from the office water cooler to the WWW talking about it. It was a slick gimmick and I give her (and those 44D's) a lot of credit. According to her resume she has been in the industry a long time (Disney Movies and a part in Steven Spielberg's AMISTAD). Now we know her as FLAVOR OF LOVE'S "HOTTIE". A name that I'm sure she will go down in reality TV show infamy ("HOTTIE" gold chains and all).
I want to thank Ron Mexico for the best entertainment on earth. TALKIN' VIDEOS is the funniest site on the web and Ron, you take it to the extreme (Big Rick runnin north in his Uncle Ben's suit). We need laughter in the mist of so much sorrow (Iraq, Hurricane Katrina, unemployment, homelessness and the worst US President EVER!).
As for Schatar, you go girl! Work those 44D's and that microwave chicken.
ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE (and the chicken)!!
A-
Ya'll niggaz aint jerkin ta that pic ??? Fuck is wrong wit ya'll !?!?
Doc D,
we talk about the hair thing in the complete audio. i couldn't put EVERYTHING into the text.
Arcadia,
I'm honored! Thank you. We won't stop... Cuz we can't stop!
Ya'll niggaz aint jerkin ta that pic ??? Fuck is wrong wit ya'll !?!?
Posted by: OGGANGSTAMACKILLAPLAYERDADDYMAN at March 4, 2006 12:20 PM
You should feel ashamed of yourself, thats disgustin, what would GOD think? What would Jesus do? Definatly not wack off to a Hottie picture, you need to go to Church tomorrow, and ask the Lord for forgivness, CAUSE I KNOW DAMN WELL I AM! 1 MORE DAY UNTIL CHURCH FOR THIS THUGGED OUT KIRK FRANKLIN! I CANT MOTHA FUCKIN WAIT! I dont sing while everyone else is singin though, i play it cool and sit the bench.
the STUPIDITY AROUND THIS BLOG IS JAWDROPPING!!!!SHE'S PLAYING 4 THE CAMERA...GOD WUZZUP WITH U GUYZ...REALITY TV HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH REALITY
I think Hottie is a gold digger, striaght the fuck up, but just trying to make herself seem as a business woman. This girl is seriously messed up. I mean, she's smart and everything, that's what i admire about her, but I'm just saying that if you know you're a gold digger, don't try to hide it, it's already out there. And when my man Ronnie asked her what was her measurements, she just said her breast size, she didn't say her waist and other shit. Yo whole mesurements bitch!
Hottie, you may be a nice, smart, and yes, beautiful person, but you're doing the wrong thing with your life. Stop doing what ya doing, settle down with a nice man, and maybe have a few kids. You're body is reserved for your husband, and him only.
Your girl,
Khemicia
I wonder what she went to school for? pre-stupidity/ she looks too dumb to go to an ivy league school man, damn or is she puttin an act, she a black fat chick n' she can't cook? u gotta be fuckin kiddin me
Nigga , uma bring the picture wit me n jek it in church !!!
Nigga , uma bring the picture wit me n jek it in church !!!
Posted by: OGGANGSTAMACKILLAPLAYERDADDYMAN at March 5, 2006 11:19 AM
I WACK OFF TO PICS AT CHURH TOO! ICE ICE BABY MAKIN A COMEBACK, I DISSED THAT WANNABE WHITE BOY, MAN I CANT EVEN CALL HIM WHITE BOY, HE AINT DOWN LIKE ME, I GOT THE FADE BACK, I KNOW YALL LOVE IT, BACK IN THE DAY I MADE MUSIC FOR THE COOL KIDS, RON WERE YOU ONE OF MY MANY FANS? ICE ICE BABY IS MAKIN A COMEBACK, IM OFF THE DRUGS, AND AINT OD'N OFF DRUGS NO MORE OF COURSE, GYEAH HOMIE, I GOT MY WHITE BOY BLACKNESS BACK, I SAW THAT KID YOUNG DOLLAZ, AND THOUGHT HES GIVIN US WHITES A WORSE NAME THAN I DID, SO I TOLD MY DJ TO...............REVOLVE IT! RON MEXXXICO I GOT THAT CD AUTOGRAPHED FOR YOU IF YOU WAT IT
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Hey Oprah its not that serious...its an interveiw with HOTTIE...HOTTIE?!?!?!...this chick is as about as smart as a sack of potatoes...and just about as cute...please...you need to just pop in your Waiting To Exhale DVD and sip on some wine in your crib to relax...ALONE...lol...This stereotypical angry black female is played...anybody who has a brain knows not too believe everything you see on TV...its TV...its all fake...if a female wants too shake that laffy taffy in some pum pum shorts on a stage while people pour bottles of champagne on her, good for her...its her perogative...dont knock her hustle...funny how you aint say nuthin about LL, 50 Cent, busta, or any other of these rappers who spend time in a gym appearing half-naked in there videos...lol...I'm ashamed to call my self a black male cause these slaves is makin us all look fat if we aint diesel...haha...instead of being reactive to these video hoes why dont you be reactive and make your own VIDEO...see how long that shit last on 106...haha...A BLACK MAN KNOWS A GOOD BLACK FEMALE WHEN HE SEE'S ONE, TRUST...HE ALSO KNOWS A J.O. WHEN HE SEE ONE TOO...LOL...IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS!!!!!!...its a music video not a documentary!!!
OMG , Vanilla ur makin a comeback !?!? OH SNAP ! Uma fuck around n start jerkin it
. . .that Real Omarosa shit was appropriate, seeing how NYs moms behaved I now understand why NY is such a basket case. . .hell I thought NY was playing for the camera. Alot of that may not be an act at all. The one good thing about Mrs. NY was that she was the first REAL person on the damn show (or at least they edited her as such). That shyt about the clock not having the correct time was hilarious!! But, for real, foofy is refusing to grow up, it's great for TV but in the big picture this kids a walking caricature of what white folks think of black men. . .modern day chicken eating shuffling Steppin Fetchit. . .The shit is funny but I can't help but feel a certain degree of shame after each show. Keep doing your thing Ron, this site is the best part about the damn show.
Why is anyone taking her education serously. Come On People. If she Lies about evreything else why wouldnt she lie about going to Penn. University of Penn is ranked like 4-6 out of the entire country. the avreage sat is 1460 and the avreage GPA is about 3.9. Plus that ish cost like $40,000 a year
Now ask yourself do you think that broke dumb ass could get in, graduate, and pay 40,000 a year
did mexx ask her what class she was from
did/he or she check that ish
if not then take it for the lie that it is
if she went I do not think that she graduated
SHE IS KNOWN AS THE DUMBEST MU FUCKA ON THE SHOW, AND PROBLABLY IN PERSON IF U MEET HER. SHE MAY CAN'T COOK OR DRESS BUT I BETCHA SHE CAN SUCK THE MEANEST DICK EVA. ESPECIALLY IF U FUCK, WHOOOOOO. THE PUSSY'S PROBABLY FIRE. OR SHE MAYBE DUMB AND DIRTY AS HELL!!!!!!!! LOL.
i'd fukk that big ol stupid cunt RETARDED, perfect titty bang right there
HEY I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE BOONDOCKS EPISODE TODAY. THAT MESS WAS FUNNY AS HELL. THIS IS OLD NEWS. GET WIT IT MAN!!!
diz bitch got da nerve to say all her friends say she look like beyonce. she da dumbest mudda fukin asshole on this planet..how da fuk u not gonna no how to cook a chicken especially when your black...u game da black generation a wrong look...she cant cook..she cant dress..n she got a jacked up weave
"how da fuk u not gonna no how to cook a chicken especially when your black..."
2 points for Dolly
dem sum large azz ttz. what happened to boondocks.
im gonna be honest i'd poke her son. im just being real i watched that show and was like dayum shawty thick. her and goldie i'd give em what they want. but mentaly shawty has the common sense of a dayum yellow jelly bean. no offense but i mean she maybe book smart as hell but i mean shit. sweet and sour chicken with marshmallows and dried up chow main noodles ?!? Son she is a str8 basket case but im gonna be a real dude and admit i would poke her in a heart beat. LMAO just being honest mayne. can;t fault me for that. DC BaBy !!
Y'all niggaz is funny. This is the funniest shyt I've seen posted about Flavor of Love yet.
See . . this is why Reality TV shows need to go. Because some of you will believe EVERYTHING you see on TV.
I can't believe that Arcadia was the only person throughout this thread that peeps what Hottie was doing.
That chick is SMARTER than most of you put together. And she was on the show STRICTLY to help her modeling/acting career.
Matter of fact, ALL OF THOSE WOMEN were on the show for that reason. You think young azz Hoopz is going to be kissing and hugging up on some ugly azz kneega like Flav, a dude old enough to be her FATHER, if she didn't think that it would help her modeling and TV career?
Don't get it twisted people. When we call these shows "reality", that only means that they're not scripted . . well, not all the way scripted.
You think Beth on Real World is really a bytch and that dumb? That's another chick that knows how to play to the camera and get more exposure for herself.
Come on kids and grown folk. Quit believing everything you see on TV, and peep it for what it really is . . . ENTERTAINMENT.
Oh . . and one more thing.
You kneegas are CRAZY if you say that you wouldn't "hit" Hottie.
WHAT??
That chick is 5-3 . . 125 - 130 pounds.
In other words . . SHE'S THICK LIKE TRINA !!
I tell ya, some of ya'll must be gay forreal.
Here's a prediction: "Hottie" will have her own reality show . . on VH1 . . by the time this year is out.
Either that, or you'll be seeing a lot more of that woman on the TV and in the movies in the coming years.
LOL @ Hottie being dumb. Check out the damn resume of this woman. She's BRILLIANT, because she played the self-centered, naive chick so well on Flavor of Love.
http://resumes.actorsaccess.com/schatar
Check that . . that chick is BRILLIANT . . . period.
Her list of skills:
5 OCTAVE RANGE VOICE, ear promptor, eloquent,
FAMILIAR W/5 LANGUAGES, GREAT WITH KIDS, Hosting Exp.,
IMPROV, PUNCTUAL, QUICK STUDY, SPEED READER, TELEPROMTER,
Voice Over Exp., Aerobics, Billiards, Bowling, Cycling, Golf, Martial Arts, Roller Skating, Snow Skiing, Stage Combat, Swimming, Tennis, Volleyball,
Comedian ( damn kids, wasn't it obvious that she had comedic ability and wasn't an amateur? )
Dance Ballet, Dance Ballroom, Dance Hip Hop, Dance Jazz, Dance Swing, Dance Tap, Dancer,
Ear Prompter,
Firearms ( ish . . she can even shoot guns . . LOL . . but she can't cook )
Host, Licensed Driver, Martial Arts, Medical Equip.,
Piano, Singer,
Vocal Range: Alto, Vocal Range: Mezzo Soprano, Vocal Range: Soprano, Vocal Range: Tenor, Vocal Style: Belt, Vocal Style: Legit, Voiceover, Yoga,
African Accent, Australian Accent, British Accent, Canadian Accent, French Accent, German Accent, Irish Accent, Italian Accent, Jamaican Accent, Mid-East Accent, Midwest Accent, New England Accent, New York Accent, Puerto Rican Accent, Scottish Accent, Southern Accent, Spanish Accent, West Indian Accent
( I guess she can play a lot of different ethnic characters )
LOL . . but I bet most of you thought those chicks on Flavor of Love were just your average chicks off the street.
Please.
are you her little brother or something?
you're acting like her Ray-J, nigga!
*Napoleon Dynamite voice*
Yeah, she can hold her breath for over 13 minutes, juggling my balls with her tongue.
She can sing a Keyshia Cole song and drink a glass of water at the same time!
Of course I was out hunting wolverines with Hottie. She's got excellent numchuck skills!
..and i just noted you listed "Licensed Driver."
you a whole new level of lame, nigga.
*continuing w/Napoleon Dynamite*
"Hottie, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Hottie, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!"
LOL Ron Mexico is a trip!!!
I like Hottie, I think she should have one :)
Geez...I'm glad I chose USC over U Penn...this has got to be really embarassing! Besides Ivy Leauge doesn't mean s"!*, everyone knows its all about football season anyway!
no doubt all the bitches went on the show to further they careers but do you make yourself look like a gold diggin idiot in the process?
go hottie
LOL!!! at IsmokeIdrank
boyee i really would like to hit that thick sexy ass of hooties. all those other skinny ass women can go to hell. shit hottie i think i could put both of those 44dd in my mouth and suck them at the same time. hell hottie email me if you really want a real man.
Does she even know that 38 is better than 44 when it comes to the bust. She just told everyone that she's a wide load (the numbers represent the width around the back). Ivy League huh?
Fucka Hottie.
Hottie was probably acting like everyone else on the show. Like New York played pyshco bitch, Pumkin skank hoe, and Hoopz played tomboy. Hottie should've been Barbie. She's very pretty and since she went to an Ivy League I would think she would have more sense, the only logical thing is that she was acting, otherwise, like New York, sista girl may need some help.
Chicken???? Who freaking care if she can cook a chicken????? If I want chicken, I'll go to KFC. Beyonce can cook the chicken while I'm making sweet love with Hottie. Anyone rejects her because of an inch of chub around her waist, they're just throwing out the baby with the bathwater.
Money begets money... Bennett
To measure another man's foot by one's own last... Annanias
What is done cannot be undone... Marian
Whats up Niggaz, why do all BLACK people feel the need to type in black slang as well as talk it..
Cmon, lets all try to spell our words out as they were intended, not type gangster just because we are poor, uneducated, and black...
WWJD, What would Jesse do?
I don't think so. You have to revise your looks. In general your blog is good, but sometimes your posts are creepy.
I’m sure it’s not true! If it was, nothing lake that would have been posted! It sounds so weird! I doubt that anyone would ever believe it!
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