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Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone - "Ridin'"

Posted on March 28, 2006 12:24 PM

I’ve been wanting to talk about this video for a while now.

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So, I took you all’s temperature last week and discovered that niggas get really touchy about Chamillionaire jokes… Good! One of the most cleverly-named rappers ever combines forces with the resurgent Krayzie Bone on “Ridin’.” [watch it now]

For as many jokes as I’m going to make about Chamill’s rock-starved appearance and wonderfully unpolished delivery, I’m going to offer praise for a song and video that are actually making a statement against racial profiling by police. (Fuck tha po-leese.)

So… where do I start? Hmmm… Since we’ve already established that Chamillionaire looks like a strung out 50 Cent, we might as well ask the million dollar question: Can any of you who have enlisted in the Chamillitary explain why he looks like an unwrapped mummy? Shit… if he cleaned himself up a bit and got a little sleep he’d look like Papoose.

Speaking of Chamillitary… what does a private in their infantry have to do? What’s Chamillitary boot camp like? Do the ladies have to package his crack buck naked in a supply room? Are the dudes riding around snatching down Paul Wall posters off of lampposts? I don’t get it. I haven’t heard of someone putting his or her own name in the title of their crew/fan club since Hulk Hogan. Even 50 wouldn’t do it… though I’m convinced his cronies would agree to it.

This video is a winner strictly on the strength of a Deebo/Zeus cameo. If I saw him coming, I wouldn’t believe he were police anymore than I’d believe that Shaq were. Deebo is a big motherfucker, too… so he’d have to get shot.

I am trying to completely understand the significance of the white couple in the car. Were they actually being used as a decoy, or were they merely a reflection of racism on the behalf of them laws’? If the latter, than 2 more points for the Chamillitary.

I count three Bone Thugs in the slab. I know one of the five is in prison. I heard the other one is cracked out of his mind. I guess nobody’s fucking with Bizzy. I mean, Chamill looks like a dope fiend, but he wants NO PART of Bizzy Bone in his video. That’s a damn shame... but a wise move.

Ain’t nothing like money in a Ziploc bag. Uh huh! Uh huh! (We gotta throwback to that one!)

As much as I crack on these rappers who I’m sure put money into your loyal pockets, I gotta say, I love all of you niggas. Keep your eyes open for them laws when you’re ridin’ while black. Even if you’re not ridin’ dirty. (Get that album if you don’t have it, too.) If Deebo rolls up to your driver’s side window, that’s an invitation to pull out the ting dem (i.e.: Baby Cham), rinse out yuh nine inna him bloodclot face and bounce. Don’t try the Dave Chappelle throat chop. That’s a big nigga!

Questions? Comments? Requests? How clean do you ride? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com

Myspace me. I usually ride with an un-arrestable amount of chronic under the cupholder.

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • Darth Detox says...
  • I love this song. Whenever I'm in my friend's car, we turn this shit UP!!

    Why?

    Because me and him went to the car wash at the exact same time, and HIS car manages to stay filthy. So we tell Jamal that we catch him ridin' dirty...

    Let's play a game of "Chamillionare looks like *blank*"

    Chamillionare looks like the love child of Animal from Muppet Babies and Moesha's little brother *On the show, not Ray J, you dick*

  • March 28, 2006 12:42 PM
  • Tiffani says...
  • I wanted him to come out w/this song. Well, either this one or Radio Interruption. I like Cham, he's tight as hell. But I don't know what posessed him into changin his name to Chamillionaire. I still call that nigga Chamillion!

  • March 28, 2006 12:51 PM
  • ADIZZLE says...
  • Remember that movie "Gremlins"? I see the resembalance, look at those ears, they Ja Rule & Will Smithish in my opinion. But, looks aside dude is underated to the masses. Paul Wall & Mike Jones ain't on his level, it's just that they got gimmicks.

  • March 28, 2006 1:11 PM
  • Sherance says...
  • bone thugs trying to come back in 06 go head yeah bizzy's smoked out he has issues but him and lazie did a cd together called blood brothers and krazie's on at least 6 songs if you like bonwe pick it up. hate chamillionaire I'm feeling kokane's new joint and the new season by brotha lynch hung, and mc eiht.

  • March 28, 2006 1:17 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Bone Brothers actually...

    and I was at the BB King's show where they filmed the video for "Hip Hop Baby."

    They tried to bring Bizzy back, but it looks like he's too far gone.

    Chamill is 10 times better than Paul Wall, Slim Thug and Mike Jones put together.

  • March 28, 2006 1:31 PM
  • Cracked 50 Cent says...
  • You can see ya boy Paul Wall in the video, too. I can't feel the chorus much, and dude's mouth looks somehow wider than his face, but other than that, he could sell me a CD. I just didn't understand the wrestling scenes with Debo in the ring with other folks. Just didn't make much sense. The slammed Impala was on point, though.

  • March 28, 2006 1:31 PM
  • Hashim says...
  • Good idea, Detox.

    Chamillionaire looks like... the love child of Yoda and Lando Calrissian.

  • March 28, 2006 1:31 PM
  • Ohio Nigga says...
  • Krayzie Bone, if yall dont beleive Ohio got heat rappers, than you need to remember where Bone Thugs is from.

    I like Cham's music, but i also remember its just jokes, so i'm not going to be a stan and say stupid shit, coz seriously, why defend a artist? Unless you know the artist personally dont go sayin stupid shit like

    "Ron WHY DID YOU DISS CHAMILLIONAIRE!"

    Cause its just jokes! Thats why he did it!

    But Ridin is a good song, personally i like Southern Takeover more though.

  • March 28, 2006 1:41 PM
  • willyjsimmons says...
  • I saw this shit the other day on BET.
    (Yeah hate me I still watch)

    It's a good joint, with a REAL message for once.

    I've been pulled over on more bullshit than I care to remember. TWICE by the SAME undercover muthafucka. Dude will call a patrol officer to make the actual stop, then creep his ass up on the passenger side lookin through my side windows and shit like I can't fuckin see him.

    Howdy Doody ass undercover with a 'high and tight' haircut lookin obvious as hell.

    FUCK them po-po.

    And, me too Ronnie, me too.


  • March 28, 2006 1:58 PM
  • SY Young says...
  • Yo my girl had backstage passes to see this dude.. she was all excited, (cuz she dont get out much, not because she likes his music), she said he came out and performed with a tight ass one piece construction suit on that said chamiliatary in glitter on the back of it.. she said after she seen how much of a herb he was she didnt even want to meet him.. she left after he performed his first joint.. but any..

    chamillionair looks like the love child of 50 cent and canibus.

  • March 28, 2006 2:39 PM
  • Lovely says...
  • Just how many teeth does the average human have?

    How many does a chameleon have?

    And

    How

    Many

    Does

    CHAMILLIONAIRE

    Need?

    !

    !

    !

    !

    !

    He Reminds Me Of One Of The Villains From James Bond Movies... What's His Name.... Something Jaw....

  • March 28, 2006 2:40 PM
  • daze says...
  • Chamillionare looks like ... Moesha's little brother *On the show, not Ray J, you dick*

    Posted by: Darth Detox at March 28, 2006 12:42 PM


    Puhahahahahaha... what is wrong with old boy's ears??? looking like the son of dumbo and ish...

    on the real though... F the PD... a favorite message of mine to hear in a song...

  • March 28, 2006 2:43 PM
  • jchistandi says...
  • two things are for show #1 i'm down with the whole prowess of the sound of the revenge that boy is cold and/or hot how ever you want to put it like he says he's more thowed den a foot ball on super bowl sunday #2 be real with yourself deep down if you cut for the muffet babbies you gotta fill the chamillion all jokes to the side this boy is already on luda's level lyric wise...anyone else...

  • March 28, 2006 2:55 PM
  • c b w says...
  • I think having Deebo in your video is a career cry for help. Not to mention that nigga has taken typecasting to another level.

    On to more pressing matters....Chamillionaire looks like Jabberjaw the shark

  • March 28, 2006 2:59 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • The video is tight and although his flow needs work, his lyrics are above average for his region. That being said......

    Chamillionaire looks like the love child of Joi Lee (Spike's lil sister) and one of the aliens from "Mars Attacks".

  • March 28, 2006 3:08 PM
  • sincerely says...
  • That was toooo funny. Doesn't his nose look like it is it own person? Even when he is smiling it looks liek his nose doesn't approve.

  • March 28, 2006 3:29 PM
  • Ez says...
  • Booboo Jr.

    Nuff said.

  • March 28, 2006 3:39 PM
  • James Williams says...
  • All y'all are wack, talkin' about King Koopa, he's the best rapper in Texas, he has great subject matter in his lyrics! I cut for Outkast, but i'm from Texas so i roll with Chamillionaire than Z-Ro (rap-a-lot records artist). Chamillionaire's name is Hakim Seriki, and his parents are African so maybe that can dead all the little comments that all you INTERNET THUGS (as he calls y'all haters) are spittin'!
    holla back
    PEANUT

  • March 28, 2006 3:42 PM
  • MayorOfLosAngeles says...
  • Chamillionaire is better than 95% of the rest of Houston rappers lyrically, but that isnt really sayin much. So.....
    -Chamillionaire looks like a chamelion.
    -Cham looks like Ushers lil brother.
    -Cham looks like a toad.
    -Cham's nose looks like a hamburger bun.
    -And he got braids??? why he always cover them shits?
    -Chamillionaire look like Whoopy Goldbergs and flavor flavs son.
    -Chamillionaire looks like 50 cent without muscles and money.
    -Chamillionaire looks like a Rwandan immigrant.
    -Chamillionaire looks like an extra from a Master P movie.
    -Chamillionaire looks like he used to slang beanpies.
    -Chamillionaire looks like like a hip hop smurf.
    -Chamillionaire looks like twista's lil brother.
    -Chamillionaire looks like the love child of miss piggy and Too Short.
    -Chamillionaire looks like a janitor.
    -Chamillionaire looks like he wears Filas with Guess jumpsuits, and velcro fitted hats.
    -Chamillionaire looks like he smokes 90 pounds of Stress a day, and drinks nuthin but hennessey and hypotic, and only eats Mc Chickens from Mc Donalds.
    -Chamillionaire looks like a deacon at Houston AME.
    -Chamillionaire looks like he used to play organ in the church.
    -Chamillionaire looks like wears
    orange swishies with yellow throwback jerseys, with a green stocking cap and that damn velcro NEWPORT fitted.
    -Chamillionaire looks like he came up with his stage name in class in the 8th grade, before he had to perform in a talent competition singing Montel Jordan's "This is How we Do It".
    Chamillionaire looks like........

  • March 28, 2006 3:48 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • Hey James?
    No one on here is "internet thuggin'". we are simply discussing who and/or what he looks like in a joking manner. And while we appreciate that you revealed his gubment name and his lineage, we simply cannot get past the fact he does not APPEAR HUMAN!!!!!
    Okay, Jimmy?

  • March 28, 2006 3:48 PM
  • MayorOfLosAngeles says...
  • -Chamillionaire looks like his parents smuggled him in a nylon sack that said "potatoes" on it.
    -Chamillionaire looks like grown up child who benefitted from the Christian Childrens Fund.
    -Chamillionaire looks like he used to play the cymbal in his high school band.
    -Chamillionaire looks like he dont have a green card.
    -Chamillionaire wears a purple African shirt with a Louis Farrakan "chosen one" hat, and passes out flyers in front of the mall.

  • March 28, 2006 3:53 PM
  • sincerely says...
  • MayorOfLosAngeles and Ron are gonna get me pink slipped today. Seriously.

    And to Mr. Williams please explain to the blog what his parents being from Africa have anything to do with what he looks like.

    That is not an excuse and if I were African I would take offense.

    You ass.

  • March 28, 2006 3:59 PM
  • MayorOfLosAngeles says...
  • -Chamillionaire looks like the last monkey to evolove to human.
    -Chamillionaire looks like a peanut vendor at the Black circus.
    -Chamillionaire looks like he can walk on his hands.
    -Chamillionaire looks like a hip hop mutant from X-Men.
    -Chamillionaire looks like an extra from "Star Wars".
    Chamillionaire looks like....

  • March 28, 2006 3:59 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • LMAO @ Mayor of L.A.!!
    Chamillionaire looks like a shaved Ewok.
    Chamillionaire looks like the "Fry Dude" at the Micky D's at 52ND and Chestnut in West Philly.
    Chamillionaire looks like the third member of MOBBdeep.

  • March 28, 2006 4:04 PM
  • sincerely says...
  • oooh I wanna play:

    Chamillionaire looks like he missed evolution completely

  • March 28, 2006 4:07 PM
  • MayorOfLosAngeles says...
  • -Chamillionaire's Chamilitary looks like it only has 5 members.
    -Chamillionaire looks like his parents smuggled him to the US in their luggage.
    -Chamillionaire looks like he used to make rugs when he lived in Africa.
    -Chamillionaire looks like he used to love putting crayons in his nose as a child.
    -Chamillionaire looks like JJ's son, from "Good Times".
    -Chamillionaire looks like he was on STAR SEARCH RWANDA when he was 12, singing R. Kelly's "I Believe I can Fly".
    Chamillionare looks like......

  • March 28, 2006 4:10 PM
  • sincerely says...
  • Chamillionaire looks like what B.G. would look like if he continued down the path of Furl.

  • March 28, 2006 4:12 PM
  • hunE Dyp says...
  • LMBAO, damn Chamillionaire do look like a strung out 50, i never looked at him like that!!! but i still luv chamillionaire, shit, i bought chamilliuonaire's album for that song "ridin'"! i luv it!

    Im lookin 4 more bone-Thugs-and-Harmony, 4 real! They did tha "dont 4get about us" remix wit mariah and juelz, and krayzie bone did the joint wit biggie (R.I.P) and Twista and we aint really seen them since! I hope all these collabos gonna lead up 2 a new song, album or sumthin!

  • March 28, 2006 4:15 PM
  • c b w says...
  • Chamillionaire looks like the love child of Fantasia and Eddie Kane

  • March 28, 2006 4:17 PM
  • doand don'ts says...
  • Everybody can't have braids, everybody can't have a baldee, and for extra certain NOT EVERBODY CAN HAVE A GRILL ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU a mouth like...., use to be gold teeth and front covered blank teeth spaces, but lately N8ggaz be having a mouth full of choppers and throw a grill over top of it?????? Can you picture 50 cent with a grill over top them bugs bunny stunt doubles????

  • March 28, 2006 4:27 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • yo... y'all are really bombin on this nigga!

    Mayor of LA. You got my vote. That was like 100 points in 1 day.

    wow.

    James, Chamillionaire can't be the best rapper in Texas while Scarface, Bun B and Devin the Dude are alive. Fuck that. My humble opinion.

  • March 28, 2006 4:29 PM
  • whoomp whoomp says...
  • His head look like stove-top popcorn about to be done.

    He look like he doin an impreesion of "What you talkin' bout Willis?"

  • March 28, 2006 5:00 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Mayor of Los Angeles,

    God DAYUM! You came real hard with those ones.

    C b w, you know you're fucked up with the Fantasia comment.

    -Chamillionare looks like somebody's penis after anal sex.

    -Chamillionaire looks like Webbie. Nuff said.

    -Chamillionaire looks like a black version of the chick from "Hey Arnold!"

    -Chamillionaire looks like Lil Kim's small intenstine.

    -Chamillionaire looks like a chewed up slim jim. The 25 cent ones too.

    -Chamillionaire looks like one of Damian Marley's locs when it's not shampooed at 7 in the morning.

    -Chamillionaire looks like Daffy Duck with his beak blown off.

    Ok, I'm done.

  • March 28, 2006 5:01 PM
  • gideon says...
  • Cham looks like the lovechild of Sway (from MTV) and Shabba Ranks.

  • March 28, 2006 5:12 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Fuck it.

    -Chamillionaire looks like what happens when you mix the sperm of Pleasure, Spectacular, Baby Blu, Slick 'Em AND T-Pain and artificially inseminate Tracee Ellis Ross.

  • March 28, 2006 5:37 PM
  • Stylezz says...
  • Cham looks like a mix of an evaporated turd and Chalaaaaayyyy Wilson in 300 years.

    Cham looks like the tv froze durin a morph in the Black or White music video

    Cham looks like the black Encino Man

    Cham looks like his face froze while he was practising his Thizz Face

  • March 28, 2006 5:39 PM
  • big violator(from casablanca city) says...
  • eh y'all listen up:chamillionaire iz a gangsta,u know what im sayin'?he's one of the best southside rapper's and he's killin'em with "ridin",the song iz good ,the video iz hot,u got nuthin' 2 say,i just wanna know why do u talkin' bout his face:he's like the last monkey 2 evolve 2 human,he's like...u're like what?u're like deebo in the video:u're racist foooool!

  • March 28, 2006 5:52 PM
  • bkbred says...
  • Cham looks likes Dikembe Mutombo during an orgasm

    Cham looks like an ugly James Toney

    Cham looks likes the ugly dude you convince to go and try to bag chicks

    Cham looks like Biz Markie and India Irie's lovechild

  • March 28, 2006 6:29 PM
  • Ya dont need to know says...
  • It good to see bone together expect bizzy bone

  • March 28, 2006 6:45 PM
  • MIKE,SW,HTOWN says...
  • HEY BKBRED... CHAM LOOKS LIKE HE GETS MORE WOMEN THAN YOU....

    RON MEXICO.. WHAT SUP.. SO YOUR SHOWING PROPS NOW FOR CHAM?? HE PROBABLY IS THE MOST RESPECTED (IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THEMOST FEARED IN THE STREETS) BUT THE MOST RESPECTED HOUSTON MC... I BEEN JAMMING CHAM BACK IN 2000... HIM AND PAUL WALL USED TO GO OFF IN FREESTYLES... MAN CHAM GOES WAY BACK.... I JUST AM DISSAPOINTED THAT JUELZ SANTANA WITH THAT F*CKING WHISPER SONG IS DOING BETTER WITH SALES... WHATS UP WITH THAT RON??? THEY CAME OUT AT THE SAME TIME.. BOTH OF CHAMS SINGLES WERE WAY BETTER THAN THE TWO JUELZ SONGS... OH WELL... THATS LIFE FOR A HOUSTON RAPPER... GETTING PAID.. BUT GETTING HATED ON AT THE SAME TIME.. LATER RON

  • March 28, 2006 6:45 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • I like Chamillionaire as an artist. I think his flow is a bit choppy, but he's steadily improving his craft.

    He has a lot more to offer lyrically than a lot of his peers.

    Some of his songs are pretty dope.

    I thought he would blow up long before Paul Wall, based on what I heard from them years ago.

    But yeah... when people see through the jokes, hopefully they understand that there's love there.

    I wish him the best.

    Chamillionaire looks like somebody put the tampon in the wrong hole!

  • March 28, 2006 6:57 PM
  • EnglandRepresent says...
  • LMFAO @ MayorOfLosAngeles; 'Chamillionaire looks like a shaved Ewok' - you're a funny muthafucka.

    Chamillionaire looks like a cracked out Bagpuss.

  • March 28, 2006 7:02 PM
  • bkbred says...
  • to MIKE,SW,HTOWN

    Its just jokes my dude. Cham is a good rapper is just the nigga like an accident.

    P.S. the nigga is a rapper.. He's going to get more pussy in a two years than I will probably get in my life.. But I can live with that

  • March 28, 2006 7:12 PM
  • aston says...
  • I HATE THIS FUCKING SONG.....It sounds very amateurish to me, like some shit from 1995...I just have the feeling that this will be Chamillionaire's last album, and with a name like that ..what do u expect

  • March 28, 2006 7:23 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • -Chamillionaire looks like Curious George that got curious about cocaine.

  • March 28, 2006 7:54 PM
  • EnglandRepresent says...
  • Chamillionaire looks like a beefed up version of Ren out of Ren and Stimpy.

  • March 28, 2006 8:18 PM
  • Big Seth says...
  • Ya'll hatin on cham hard. I would feel bad if i were him and i stumbled upon this site to read about myself and saw a bunch of kinda feminine dudes hatin on my ass. I dont care what he looks like. That said ya'll got some great disses out there. I wanna tell them to ugly girls. thats funny.

    Dude is a great up and coming rapper. He got rhymes and phors for days. He always has people rewindin it to hear it. If you ain't then you are really quick or just to stupid to realize there is more there. At least a nigga outta houston is finally talking about something prevelant and balling. Thats why its creative. Thugs don't even realize its meaningful, but they bump it.

  • March 28, 2006 8:44 PM
  • Timothy O'Riley III says...
  • I have a good one, Chamillionaire looks like a strung out 50 Cent.

  • March 28, 2006 9:14 PM
  • ONE says...
  • He looks like a black Julio Cesar Chavez, rocking 'the chapelle mustache' just a lil more beat up.

  • March 28, 2006 9:17 PM
  • 1THUG AKA JOHNNY BARZ KILLAH says...
  • MUCH RESPECT KRAYZIE BONE, LAYZIE BONE, BIZZY, WISH AND FLESH...MUCH RESPECT BONE THUGZ CREEPIN ON AH SECOND COME UP...THEY COMIN BACK YALL GET READY FOE THA BONE AND THA MO THUGZ..DEM NIGGAZ EtERNAL, WAS SEEING MULTI-PLATINUM IN THE GAME WHEN NIGGAZ WAZ SCRAPIN TO SELL 300,000 UNITS

    THEY GOT RESPECT FROM THE GREATEST AND THE REALEST EVER: B.I.G., 2PAC, EAZY-E

    SHO LUV WHEN U SEE A REAL THUG...50 CENT BE BITIN A LOT OF BONE SHIT...I KNOW CUZ I LISTEN TO BONE AND 50'S SHIT, AND I STUDY IT....50 BE BITIN LAYZIE BONE LIKE A MUFUKKA...

    I KNOW CUZ 50 WAS IN SOUTH SIDE JAMAICA QUEENS HATIN, AND STUDYIN WHO WAS HOT IN THE MID 90'S SO HE HAD TO BE LISTENIN AND PEEPIN THA BONE STYLE, LIKE MANY OTHERS TRYING TO STEAL THA FLIP FLOP EtERNAL FLOW

    BUT ITZ MO MURDAH TO THA FOOL THAT CLONES

  • March 28, 2006 9:28 PM
  • GOLDEN11 says...
  • Ya'll killed me today! Especially MayorOfLosAngeles! Damn!! Had my coworkers thinkin' I was losin' my mind!

  • March 28, 2006 9:34 PM
  • EnglandRepresent says...
  • Timothy O'Riley III : Ground breaking and innovative comments as I have come to expect from you Mr O'Riley!! How ya livin in ghetto ass Wyoming son?

    1THUG AKA JOHNNY BARZ KILLAH : You damn straight BIG gave Bone Thugs they propsand respect, he was feelin that ladi back melodic flow they got. Thats why he flowed the way he did on Notorious Thugs - thats gotta be one of the best tracks they ever done - straight heat.

  • March 28, 2006 9:36 PM
  • CLICK CLACK GANG says...
  • YOU MARK ASS NIGGAS QUIT HATIN ON THE HOMIE AND GET MONEY YA BITCH!

  • March 28, 2006 9:37 PM
  • ONE says...
  • EnglandRepresent:
    what up son. Im just chillin, I been MIT(missing in action) for a minute, cuz my mouse broke. But I jacked my neighbor, so Im n the run sorta, nah'mean? Hows Brixton?

  • March 28, 2006 9:44 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Ron Mexico fact #144:

    Bone Thugs -N- Harmony was my favorite group in high school. Hands down. I was a fiend.

  • March 28, 2006 10:25 PM
  • Stylezz says...
  • Cham looks like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky

  • March 28, 2006 10:51 PM
  • Ez says...
  • Yo, I just noticed...

    Dude better have A LOT of hair under that fuckin doo rag...

    "-Chamillionaire looks like the last monkey to evolove to human."

    Fucked up, but true.

  • March 28, 2006 10:53 PM
  • Stylezz says...
  • Cham looks like a poster that someone cut the mouth out of and stuck their lips through and started rapping

    Cham looks like the McDonalds character Grimace

    Cham looks like he had a face transplant but they never gave him the area around his nose and mouth

    Cham looks like when he takes a doo doo he wipes, looks at it, and then smells it

    Cham looks like a mix of Pete Rock and Missy Elliott

  • March 28, 2006 11:35 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • -Chamillionaire looks like a mixture of Bill Cosby and Kim Wayans without taking a shower in 13 days.

  • March 28, 2006 11:54 PM
  • Stylezz says...
  • Cham looks like he washes himself with moist napkin in a KFC washroom.

  • March 29, 2006 12:00 AM
  • Captain America says...
  • CHAM LOOKS LIKE A QUEER IN THAT GREEN SHIRT, DOES HE HAVE LIPSTICK ON? AND WHY IS THE BACKGROUND PINK?

  • March 29, 2006 12:06 AM
  • Captain America says...
  • I mean Cham can look good in a du-rag(no homo) but i want to see his braids(no homo)

  • March 29, 2006 12:12 AM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • -Chamillionaire looks like a combination of Gollum from Lord Of The Rings, Optimus Prime, and Condoleeza Rice.

  • March 29, 2006 12:13 AM
  • white flag says...
  • man yall gave cha the buziness, to his credit its usually the ugliest muthaf*ckas with the funniest jokes cuz somebody said it to them first, the good news is while not the hottest rapper in the H he proves again that just about everybody in Houstoon is better than Lil Flip.

  • March 29, 2006 12:17 AM
  • Stylezz says...
  • Cham looks like he raps the dirty version of my neck my back

  • March 29, 2006 12:18 AM
  • rider says...
  • i like tha song madd cool but wat tha fuk i mean that nigga looks like a snoop doggish mixed wit a gremlin but he a good rapper mayb tha best in texas and he makes better music than paul wall and mike jones i think he should make a song with twista that shit wud b a fast song dem dudes sing quik well im outti 1

  • March 29, 2006 12:19 AM
  • Captain America says...
  • Cham looks like the guy who pumps my gas

  • March 29, 2006 12:21 AM
  • Captain America says...
  • Cham looks like his mom and dad were smokin crack while they had him

  • March 29, 2006 12:22 AM
  • Stylezz says...
  • Cham looks like the forgotten Jackson brother who never got the nose job

  • March 29, 2006 12:22 AM
  • Captain America says...
  • Cham looks like Papoose gay lover, why? They both look like lizards.

  • March 29, 2006 12:22 AM
  • Captain America says...
  • Cham looks good in green(no homo)

  • March 29, 2006 12:23 AM
  • Captain America says...
  • Chams chain looks fake

  • March 29, 2006 12:26 AM
  • Captain America says...
  • My sister has the same exact earings as Cham

  • March 29, 2006 12:26 AM
  • ONE says...
  • Shit... The missing link.

  • March 29, 2006 12:28 AM
  • rider says...
  • actually he looks like a snoop dogg with a gremlin on crak he also looks like a bobble head tha shape of his head is like the top off a dik wow that shits nasti but enuff hatin he makes real good music alls i herd is "ridin" and "turn it up" oooo woow if he makes 2 good songs evri year i think well have a new album in 5 years hell yea keep doin wat ur doin cham

  • March 29, 2006 12:31 AM
  • rider says...
  • wat i mean itz tru mii fault lol

  • March 29, 2006 12:34 AM
  • DJ Chaos says...
  • hahahah at yall clownin Cham
    Koopa throw'd he's 1 of the best from Texas, no lie, ppl dont like him cuz they say he "fell off" just cuz he doesnt do all that balla rappin he used to do. he raps with a meanin/purpose now and ppl dont feel it for some strange reason

    p.s. Bone Thugs got a cd this year droppin...Three 6 Mafia produced a song or more (supposedly their 1st single is 1 of em) and they got Swizz Beats helpin em out... its Krayzie, Layze, Wish that r offically Bone, Bizzy was kicked out, Flesh is in jail but i wouldnt be surprised if both of them have a song or two on the cd

    yes last i saw, Koopa got dreds
    "chamillionaire looks like the love child of 50 cent and canibus." this line just about killed me i was laughin so hard
    Koopa looks like a mix of Fabolous and 1 of Busta's dreds (obviously b4 he cut it) that hasnt been washed for a month

  • March 29, 2006 12:58 AM
  • EnglandRepresent says...
  • ONE : What up my nigga? Brixton's all good son. LMAO about the mouse jacking you're a hardcore felon!!! Did you take your neighbour's hard drive as well?! Whats happenin in New Jers? I was askin the nigga bxconnect whether he'd heard of that dude Red Cafe from Brooklyn? You heard of him? I heard a couple of his tracks and they damn good, do you know if he's on any mixtapes or anything?

  • March 29, 2006 1:05 AM
  • vinnie in the bronx says...
  • WHY DO ALL YALL REALLY CARE ABOUT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?LAST TIME I CHECKED A HOT TRACK WAS A HOT TRACK, AND IT DIDNT MATTER WHAT SOMEONE LOOKED LIKE. OH I FORGOT, A BUNCH OF CORPERATE FAGGETS TURNED HIP HOP INTO SOME WEAK ASS GENERIC DOWN SOUTH BOOTYCLAPP STRIPPER MUSIC FOR GIRLS AND NOW NIGGAS ONLY WANT TO HEAR SOME WEAK ASS,FAKE ASS,WACK ASS 2 LIVE CREW STRIP CLUB MUSIC FOR ON THEIR OWN TIME AND HAVE SECRETLY BECOME METROSEXUALS AND UNDERCOVER HOMOS. TAKE A LOOK AT WHATS GOIN ON , EVEN THOUGH MOST OF U WOULDNT EVEN NO ANY BETTER SINCE YOU STARTED LISTENIN TO HIP HOP IN THE 2000'S.REAL HIP HOP IS DYING, NOT SLOWLY BUT REAL FUCKING QUICK AND YALL ARE A MAJOR REASON WHY.THIS TRACK AINT ALL THAT EITHER. ALSO WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT LISTEN TO RAP(I WONT EVEN SAY HIPHOP) ILLITERATE? IM BOUT TO STOP LISTENIN TO ANYTHING NEW THAT COMES OUT EXCEPT MAYBE FOR MY NIGGA PAP

  • March 29, 2006 1:37 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Booooooo... You with the afro. Beat it!

    Seriously, Brother Malcolm.

    Maybe we care because this is "Talkin' Videos."

    I think they run "Talkin' Hot Tracks" on another site.

  • March 29, 2006 2:43 AM
  • MayorOfLosAngeles says...
  • whatever yall faggots sayin about what i said about chamillionaire, yall are stupid. How can I be racist agaisnt black people when im black?????? I just had to make fun of chamillionaire real quick. its all good. Yall just mad cause yall favorite rapper looks like the son of Craig Mack and Mo'nique from "The Parkers".

  • March 29, 2006 2:48 AM
  • MayorOfLosAngeles says...
  • Its whatever wit Chamillionaire. I respect he's gettin his rap money. But in no way, shape or form is he one of the best rappers. He is just average, and whatever idiot said he has niggas rewinding his records to hear what he spit, them country bumpkins need to cop Reasonable Doubt, or Illmatic, or All eyes on Me, or something with artistic value to it. The only real southern rappers are Ugk, Scarface and the Geto Boyz, Weezie, B.g., T.I., Young Buck and Jeezy. And no lie, for the ,most part, anybody not named is complete garbage and disgracing and dumbin down the art of lyricism in hip hop. Other than them niggas I named, Southern hip hop is trash.

  • March 29, 2006 2:57 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Outkast?

  • March 29, 2006 5:13 AM
  • Stylezz says...
  • Cham looks like the black guy from those HIV/AIDS commercials on b.e.t. (It's what drives you insiiiiiiiiide)

  • March 29, 2006 7:15 AM
  • Simple and Plaina says...
  • Cham looks like a wide mouth billy goat!
    The song is horrible. Nice concept though.

  • March 29, 2006 8:09 AM
  • skdamc says...
  • Yo, EnglandRepresent:
    This is SK and I wrote "Chamillionaire looks like a shaved ewok." and I need my props. Wassup wit da Brixton massive, son? Red Cafe is FIRE but I think he's promoted wrong. That kid had this track on NBA LIVE 2004 that was straight heat. Meanwhile, back at the ranch......
    Chamillionaire looks like Crunchy Black and Paula Jai Parker(The "mean hooker" from Hustle and Flow) had relations....

  • March 29, 2006 8:42 AM
  • SonOfNewYork says...
  • HE HAS A BIG FUCKIN HEAD. GOD DAM.
    EVEN IF HE IS DA BEST FROM HOUSTON DAT STILL DON'T MEAN SHIT. DA BEST FROM TEXAS WOULDN'T BE CONSIDERED A RAPPER IF HE WAS BORN IN QUEENS.

  • March 29, 2006 10:13 AM
  • ONE says...
  • Deebo could fit in that du-rag

  • March 29, 2006 10:18 AM
  • sumguy says...
  • Cham looks like he was trapped in a garbage bag while people punched him in the face after throwing him into a tree after getting run over by a car on his way 2 pump gas after being anally raped and tortured while gettin kicked with kleets in the face and thrown into the dumpster and trying to bag ugly chicks while going to pose for an evolution poster.

  • March 29, 2006 10:33 AM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Mayoroflosangeles,

    I do believe you're forgetting Juvi and Outkast in that list...

  • March 29, 2006 11:09 AM
  • T-Cool says...
  • MayorOfLosAngeles, you forgot Juve, Luda, and Outkast. I do agree wit you cham is a average rapper, half da time he ain't even on beat, and he look 65.

  • March 29, 2006 12:13 PM
  • o.g. bobby jhonson says...
  • chamillionaire looks like he is having a starving contest with someone.

  • March 29, 2006 12:54 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • -Chamillionaire looks like a dream deferred. Festered like a Raisin in the Sun!

  • March 29, 2006 1:06 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • 4 points for Detox

  • March 29, 2006 1:21 PM
  • c b w says...
  • Chamillionaire looks like the love child of RuPaul and Krang.

    Chamillionaire looks like Red Skull

  • March 29, 2006 1:29 PM
  • Mal says...
  • U should start blogging COLLEGE HILL. I know it's on the Negro Channel, but some of us find it amusing.

    And for Throwback Thursday, please do Special Ed "Neva Go Back" or "The Mission."

    Out!

  • March 29, 2006 2:34 PM
  • gideon says...
  • Fantasia looks like Chamillionaire in drag.

  • March 29, 2006 10:12 PM
  • G Off says...
  • Cham looks like Eddie from "Family Matters" and Marge Simpson bumped uglies!

  • March 30, 2006 3:44 PM
  • jae says...
  • that's what it is! i knew he looked like gizmo, but there was somebody else that i couldn't put my finger on...skeeter from the muppet babies! so yeah, he's a product of those two.
    and again, just goes to show anybody can get put on if they want to.

    you know, what happened to looking good. i tell you some of these dudes coming out look like fred the whino done won a shopping spree and a trip to the bath salon & spa (yeah, i'm talkin 'bout t-pain). shiiiit, i'm tellin you, i'm bout to drop my album...i ain't the hottest young thang out there, but i'm far from being hurt and i can hold a tune.

  • March 31, 2006 12:07 PM
  • Shariah_Genae says...
  • Chamillionaire isn't that ugly.

    If he's standing in the right light and you tilt your head at just the right angle and squint your eyes dude kinda favours Allen Iverson.

  • April 1, 2006 11:01 AM
  • Doc D says...
  • anyone else think that nigga look like a ninja turtle?
    on the reals, that man look like a ninja turtle. not the live-action movie ones, the cartoon ones, with the jaw wider than their narrow ass heads?
    i don't give a dam, that nigga look like a ninja turtle, and every time i see him, somethin about pizza, primordial ooze and the urge to shout "SHREDDER!!!" into the night sky hits me...

  • April 2, 2006 5:16 AM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Bout TIME I got some points up in this bitch! Now where's my money?

    "Cham looks like Eddie from "Family Matters" and Marge Simpson bumped uglies!"

    God DAYUM, G Off. That one was fierce.

  • April 2, 2006 12:34 PM
  • ATL RED says...
  • He look like a rich nigga to me, do yo thang Koopa. Keep cashing checks and laughing at these clowns pimpin, shouts out to OG Ron C.

  • April 7, 2006 1:19 PM
  • ErbnEastPhilly says...
  • Uze dudes are gay talking about some other guys looks and judge his music on it. Ron Mexx has got to be the worse shock jock ever cause everything he tries to say degrading really just exposes his lack of knowledge. He said chamill has an unpolished delivery...Are you Kidding? Chamillionaire may have the most anunciated voice in hip hop. And if Ron Mexx knew anything about the Color Changing Lizard he would know how the white people got in the car.

  • April 12, 2006 12:23 PM
  • ErbnEastPhilly says...
  • Uze dudes are gay talking about some other guys looks and judge his music on it. Ron Mexx has got to be the worse shock jock ever cause everything he tries to say degrading really just exposes his lack of knowledge. He said chamill has an unpolished delivery...Are you Kidding? Chamillionaire may have the most anunciated voice in hip hop. And if Ron Mexx knew anything about the Color Changing Lizard he would know how the white people got in the car.

  • April 12, 2006 12:25 PM
  • ErbnEastPhilly says...
  • Uze dudes are gay talking about some other guys looks and judge his music on it. Ron Mexx has got to be the worse shock jock ever cause everything he tries to say degrading really just exposes his lack of knowledge. He said chamill has an unpolished delivery...Are you Kidding? Chamillionaire may have the most anunciated voice in hip hop. And if Ron Mexx knew anything about the Color Changing Lizard he would know how the white people got in the car.

  • April 12, 2006 12:26 PM
  • keith says...
  • fuck all yall Cham did not say nothin to none of yall so yall shut the fuck up and give him some slack bitches

  • April 18, 2006 10:16 PM
  • Q says...
  • Man Chamillionaire it already on fire, he just needs to make a video for "Think I'm Crazy", then he will probably go platinum.

  • April 21, 2006 12:39 PM
  • carlos says...
  • chamillionair u da bomb it was u 2pac, biggie, dj screw, m&m that was the greatone around their time i just got done listening to I'm true, and Ridin dirty.

  • April 28, 2006 9:05 AM
  • jenny says...
  • now yall know dis nigga look good right here!! give a shout out to my baby chamillionaire!!

  • May 5, 2006 3:33 PM
  • jenny says...
  • cham looks good so all yall niggas need to stop all dis hatin on dese fine ass niggas!!!!!!!

  • May 5, 2006 3:36 PM
  • jenny says...
  • cham looks good so all yall niggas need to stop all dis hatin on dese fine ass niggas!!!!!!!

  • May 5, 2006 3:36 PM
  • Folkkz says...
  • Listen up folkkz, dat nigga be str8. yall just jealous cuz he can make it n life and yall cant, so stop hatin and get lives, one

  • May 19, 2006 3:32 AM
  • kenya says...
  • wats your last name

  • May 22, 2006 6:16 PM
  • kenya says...
  • wats your last name

  • May 22, 2006 6:17 PM
  • kenya says...
  • wats your last name

  • May 22, 2006 6:20 PM
  • dele says...
  • is chamillionaire nigerian or from africa somewhere. holla back.

  • June 9, 2006 5:14 PM
  • shredder says...
  • dat nigga look like a ninja turtle all buck ready to stomp on some foot soldierz

  • June 22, 2006 6:41 PM
  • Shyeda says...
  • Hey wats up i luv 2 see u @ New Zealand please cum

  • June 27, 2006 2:10 AM
  • BBB says...
  • Yes, one or both of Cham's parents is from Nigeria. I don't think he looks that bad.

  • July 11, 2006 10:29 PM
  • Money 3 says...
  • Yah up on here hatin...Everybody alwayz on da man who looks like an "APE" 50 cents...I rather look like a mummy than a GORILLA...50 cent is UGLY...His azz cant flow..GORILLA MAN is WHACK...At least Chamillionaire songs all sound different...50 got da same old tired shyt...Every song of his sound da same....New York played out...da south is King!

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  • u dumbasses
    the white people where there to show the changin of people because his name is chamillion- aire like the lizard
    fuckin assholes

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