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Prince - "Black Sweat"
Posted on February 22, 2006 11:06 AM
Awww, shit. That nigga Prince got a new video.
I don’t know if you saw this shit at 4am on MTV like I did, but wow… this nigga crazy. Black Sweat [watch it now] is actually quite tame in some ways (for a Prince video). He’s obviously trying to make good on his “no-smut” promise of a few years ago… but make no mistake, this nigga’s still out to lunch. One of the best that ever done did it returns with another video that makes you go “what the fuck?”
That Prince is one weird motherfucker. I don’t like when he looks at me like that! You know what I’m talking about. That look! The nigga looks at everybody like they’re Appolonia and they just crashed his bike into Lake Minnetonka.
The conceit of this video is definitely some new shit. When was Prince ever looking to put his milk in some cocoa puffs? I mean… some really chocolatey cocoa puffs?
If you ask Ron Mexico, Prince is the greatest recording artist of all time. Musicology was one hell of a comeback album… and now he’s right back on a major after vowing never to be a slave again. He up in this bitch looking like David Banner in the “Play” video, and his album title is a ripoff of 8701. Oh, well... at least the ladies still love him.
What keeps Prince getting women while the world makes gay jokes is his swagger. “Better take yo woman and hide her!/” Most rappers say shit like that, but you don’t really believe it. When Prince says it, you take heed. If you ain’t Awake the 5’2” ambiguously gay Jehovah’s Witness might slip ya bitch the Watchtower! (I apologize in advance for that shit.)
Another interesting choice of line: “You’ll be screamin like a white lady when I count to three./” Funny Principe chooses white lady as his template for yelling. Maybe that’s a little bit of self-hatred? Princess ain’t been a black dude since 1972. Seriously, this nigga look like my middle school English teacher, Ms. Kleinman. She’s a lesbian.
Children, if your or your lover’s sweat is black, there’s something wrong. At least that's what the white man wants us to think! Still, last time Prince seen some black sweat was when he bust Charlie Murphy’s ass in ball. However, the girl in the video looks like she might sprout some Texaco if you get her on the court.
This really looks like a cologne commercial gone terribly wrong… like Strangé or something. Oh shit! Maybe Black Sweat IS the cologne! Maybe bottled Negro perspiration is the answer to all of your fragrance needs! So that's what all that factory looking shit is behind Patrick Ewing’s house.
This nigga Prince is and always has been on his own shit. All jokes aside, I attended his last tour… I took my mother to the show, and I screamed like a white lady the whole time. It was outrageous. In terms of having the complete package (singing, producing, playing guitar, showmanship) ain’t really nobody fuckin with Prince Rogers Nelson.
Now it’s time for that Morris Day comeback. He might be able to top Black Sweat. His shit would be a lot less classy though, like Mulatto Jizz or something. (*insert Morris Day laugh*)
Questions? Comments? Requests? Would you… die for… me? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
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Comments
Damn, no pancakes???
Oh well, at least he led the White Sox to the World Series last year... ain't that Ozzie Guillen?
Another Classic!
'If you ain’t Awake the 5’2” ambiguously gay Jehovah’s Witness might slip ya bitch the Watchtower!'
You KNOW you ain't right!!!!!!
Ha ha! God Damn!
You done fucked my head up for the rest fo the day with this shit!
'Princess ain’t been a black dude since 1972.'
Ouch, c'mon man he was still rockin the fro in '78 though!!!
Followed by the PIMPALICIOUS 'Farrah Faucett' in '79. And if that shit ain't on some parkin lot pimpin........
About the album title, 3121 is his address in LA where he supposedly holds 'exclusive' after parties. Purple front gate and all.
I was accused of thinkin I was on some 'secret 411 shit' yesterday, so if folks already know about 3121, just go ahead and feel good about yourself, and keep it movin.
Now, I'm off to rent 'Under the Cherry Moon'.
that is....MUTHA F*CKIN PRINCE..cant touch it...but yeah..dont get caught in one of those Prince stares..it'll have you questioning your life
damn i was wondering if prince was still a jehovahs witness.that niggas still getting his freak on i dont give a fuck.can you imagine him trying to preach to a brother?
oh yeah musicology was kind of hot.
i wanna challenge Prince to a game of basketball, to see if his skills are for real, i heard Charlie Murphy sucks at basketball anyways
PRINCE GIVE IT UP NOBODY IS LISTENING GO DO HAIR OR SOME SHIT
Blouses win......
I am among the many that stated, "What the fuck is this nigga doin' now?!!" about this video. Hell, I also said that when I saw the Kiss video and look what happened.
Anyway....it's Prince, you don't have to like it, but respect it. It is what it is. Although I was waiting for the slogan to burst on the screen before the video ended:Black Sweat...It stinks sooo good.
Besides the fact that Prince has his hair done EXACTLY like Monie Love and Queen Latifah in the Buddy (remix)" video, this shit is hot. Prince with always be that dude, but I find it EXTEMELY distracting to look money directly in the eye. BIG NO HOMO!! LOL
word, that girl is a little grace jones-ish... in a 1990s Naomi Campbell sort of way.
KEEP IT IN THE CLOSET! *pshh*
yo i feel u on those crazy ass looks, those looks he be giving look werid than a motha, i don't like them at all they r creepe. yo i can't wait til dave chappelle see this video. i was also wondering why famous most of the jehovahs witness are so freely talking about sex when the same ppl can't even go to or have b-day party. and seem crazy as hell.
ex. marques houston, micheal jackson and prince
Black Sweat is a premonition....he's bringing back the jheri curl folks, pleezbuhleevit.
That Grace Jones/Monie/Latifah/all the bitches from Total hair is nothing but wig filled with activator pockets that is slowly creating the finest curl this side of Amerikkka's Most Wanted. It's gonna be breathtaking.
Can't wait for the Dipset to jack this swagger...125th street is gonna turn into a river of Soul Glo when Jim Jones' sloppy ass leaves the crib.
That Morris Day comment is gonna have me falling out for the rest of the day. Well done Mex.
"Musicology was one hell of a comeback album… and now he’s right back on a major after vowing never to be a slave again."
He's back on a major because (1)Major label still him becauce independently he was moving crazy units. (2) He get to keep the masters,publishing and takes more $$$ per unit sold. (3) He gets 100% creative control. (4) He's Prince
It's funny that Prince's stare is mentioned because that's that shit Jamie Foxx was talkin bout in his stand-up movie "I Might Need Security" LMAO!!!
S.P.
Good. I hope so. And yes... Prince was KILLING independent. When you can kill it like that, ain't no reason to have them majors in your pockets.
But if Prince got the deal he wanted... kudos!
Dirty Cash is BACK people!!!
I been meanin to tell you welcome back for a few days, my nigga!
Also... to the nigga who said I can't call Prince nigga...
I'll call Prince nigga any day of the week, AND it's Black History Month.
I don't care what no one says...I still love Prince...as a musician no one's fucking with him...always gives another cut song...lol. Glad he keeps hitting me with that greatness
forget prince I like george clinton and parliament funkadelic you wanna hear good guitar play maggot brain, and cosmic slop
Ron
This might be the best one since them lil' Pretty Ricky Nigga's
Shiiiiit, Might be better
Do ya thing man
Yo, you can't hate on religion like, that, that's fucked up
Damn...
I dont even know what to write about this video... only thing I know is I'm watching this for the first time thinking this Prince is a mix of "Money Mike" and "A Pimp Named Slickback" (although due to the sequence of who came first, I'd say that reflects more on the latter two borrowing prince's swagger and fashion sensibilities)...
When did Prince take his name back? I swear he was still called "the artist formerly..." or known by the symbol...
Fun Fact: 7 out of 10 Fly Hunnies over the age of 29 on Sunset Blvd. in L.A. got that symbol tatted on them... (yeah I made the numbers up (not the age)... but theres a damn lot of them)... let it be known, that if you should see this symbol: its an instant warning--> DO NOT EVER try and housewife this chick... (Learnt this from second hand experience... I still feel bad for the homie)
I don't think the sista looks like Grace Jones at all. But she do look like she would bite the fuck out of you if you try to get away.
And I happen to like "the look" that Prince gives. I find it sexy as hell.
PS-Morris Day would not make Mulatto Jizz. More like Octoroon Secretions
Hahahahaha! Classic blog, 'the look' has got me paralysed at work, can't quite take my eyes off the computer screen. Is it me or does Morris Day look like he got a ton of man juice in hair? (no homo)
I have to admit...when I first saw this video I died with laughter.
He looks like he could whisper something to you that would make you never need sex again.
Why was the stuff coming off the girl white?
Half way through the video even Prince doesn't know what he's doing...he gives this look of confusion and resentment.....but it was mixed in with the stare...so it was slightly sexy.
Prince is starting to look like K.D. Lang (google it and tell me something different!)
Musicology was a live album though, illusion, coma, pimp, and circumstance is still my tune.
Ron...this review was killer! Mulatto Jizz!! That was excellent!
...Mulatto Jizz, more classics..lmfao
On the real Prince always comes with the hot shit musically, the video on the other hand, I don't know. But the song is so tight you can disregard the bullshit visuals and just enjoy it.
You right though, that's the darkest female I've ever seen Prince next to.
yeah man review funny as hell especially the shit about how he will steal ur girl..its true too
as my boy dante sez, "prince is a dirty sex maggot"
much respect to him for his years of fine music
So many jokes...where do i start....Does anyone else realize he has on eye liner? with the painted on mustache.....but all jokes aside ...prince stays consistant and doesnt have to tap dance for no one...I still wanna see his b-ball skills...Get some pancakes...lol...just none of those gay pics...lol
Yo Ron you had me rolling with I will Call Prince a nigga any day, and threw in the Black history month, that shit was hella funny. Yo i seen Prince on tour too, and that man can make the hardest nigga turn groopie bitch in a sec, man i seen some double Og's up in that shit CRYING!!! I was looking around like WHAT the FUCK? Is this BIG DEEBO looking mothafucker CRYING? Man then Prince stopped and looked in our section and said something, and just then I turned into that same groopie mothafucka, screaming PRINCE!! It was nuts, That nigga should do a REMAKE of Purple Rain, and you might ask WHY? And I say WHY the fuck NOT? Shit Old shit is cool these days, just look at all these old cars making a come back looking like OLD cars!!
Ron, can you please give Mr Irreverent a cup of hot cocoa and a cookie, I think I hurt his feelings
Hoodlum you could'nt fight your way out of a wet paper bag you lil turd burgling faggot.
"PS-Morris Day would not make Mulatto Jizz. More like Octoroon Secretions"
My bad, Key... 3 points for that shit!
I SOMETIMES JIGGLE MY BALLS WHEN I SCRATCH THEM. DOES THIS MEAN I'M GAY?
That man said "mulatto Jizz". I still cant get over that one
It's obvious your a young, uneducated, double mined playahata. Wow, you can actually get paid in this world for writing ignorant crap like this! America...gotta love it. You just put the so-hoe into sohh.com busta brown. I used to like this site, Now I'm gonna have to find a real soul music site. Your a rookie, and If I catch ya on the street, imma take YOUR cookie and I'm not a faggot. Imma eat cha ass like a carcass with maggots.
Yeah, man...
You ride for Prince on them mark ass busters!
Mulatto Jizz in stores in April!!!
Ron, fuck a Morris Day "Come back!" I know it's 2006, but I'm still doing the "Bird," "Jungle Love," and watching "Purple Rain" and "Grafiti Bridge!" You better ask somebody! "Bawk! Hallejulah! Oh E OH Oh!"
Ugh!! This dude talking about,"Imma eat cha ass like a carcass with maggots."
Damn Ron. You better watch ya butthole! This dude talkin bout eat yo shit.ha ha
lol you see him when he made that face...and I like Prince.
you really pissd me off...all of you
iam a huge die hard prince fan and people like you just make me wanna...
anyway i will pray for you tho mabey you will get some sense knocked into you...or not
By accident I came on this site. I have to say I was rather shocked to see how people write their lines. My mother tongue is not English, but I can probably write better English than most of you people. Is that an American disease ? If I write English mistakes, that's just because I just learnt English in school.
About Prince: he is the best artist ever seen and heard. Why even discussing a video ? You should see the artist live. His videos are for me unimportant. The music matters. That's what it's all about.
^ Unless you're on a site called 'Talkin Videos', then the video is kinda important as well....just a thought
Yo i seen Prince on tour too, and that man can make the hardest nigga turn groopie bitch in a sec, man i seen some double Og's up in that shit CRYING!!! I was looking around like WHAT the FUCK? Is this BIG DEEBO looking mothafucker CRYING? Man then Prince stopped and looked in our section and said something, and just then I turned into that same groopie mothafucka, screaming PRINCE!!
Yo Yo Yo!!! this was to funny.... way too Funny. I was actually crying when I read this. and it is so funny because youre being honest... that was really funny smokeymacpott420
And as for Double and the Luc from Belguim guy and Nemo....first of all, Luc of Belguim, you foreign idiot. if you are just learning english, it would also be of your best interest to learn that there is such a lingo (language) called ebonic's (street talk for the ebony persuasion) you silly belguim waffle eatin....and Nemo nobody dont care about you being some kind of die hard prince fan..the boy act like he in love with that negro (Prince) he will be in the next Prince video screamin like tha white lady or fixing pancakes for dave chappelle,prince and charley..And last, and cetainly least, double...you sound like a mark. (double crying like a schoolgirl who got her favorite toy taken) "I will never come back to this site again"....SO.. aint Nooooobody thankin bout yo silly die hard, wanna be down ***,if I had a brick, I would Chunk it@ ya silly *** if somebody see that chump on tha street whup his natural caususian hine parts plz, i'll give ya $5.00...
ole sensitive white boys and foreigner.
Excuse my french ppl.
Sorry my post are so late I just discovered this site a few days ago and reading up on the Flavor of Love blogs..I wish I would have known about it sooner, but I know Now..Ron and KB are some funny dudes..I will be looking for you on Television soon in the near future.
I see civilisation hasnt reached all parts of the world. Damn...how the hell did you manage to turn on the pc? Or momma did that for you...??
Why don't you leave Prince alone.Whatever he is or He is not,that's his business.If YOU don't like his music because of him being niggar,go listen to Kenny Rogers music,it's not a big deal!!!IS IT?Dont listen nor watch to Niggaz music,PERIOD.YOU LOOSERS.
Prince is a legend, all yall haters shud **** off and get a life for ur selfs,
yallz niggaz betta STFU and suck on this hurrr blizzack d1kk, ya hurrrd?
it's ironic that right when i accidentally find this site, the black sweat video is on. this site both concerns me and has me cracking up. it's obvious that most of you are VERY young. young, but entertaining nonetheless. i have seen prince four times and each time gets better and better. prince was my first concert (nov. 29, 1989, dallas, tx--lovesexy tour) and in turn, was my daughter's first concert (musicology april 3, 2004 dallas, tx) i hope it was a great experience for her as it was for me. prince just gets better and better. there is no one more prolific, more sexy, more gifted...all you young one's should take a lesson from him. if you want to know what real music is, just listen. don't worry about the stare...hold on...he's staring at me......ok, out of his spell, now--what was i saying--oh yeah, this man could play 27 different instruments by the time he was 19 and could not even read music. even if you don't like him, he's still to be respected. i can't even name 27 instruments! nevertheless, all you haters out there are still entertaining and if anyone even remembers, this beautiful chocolate sista was also in the musicology video--just in the background, so this is not the first time she has been seen, but this is coming from one of his biggest fans. prince can do no wrong as far as i'm concerned. he could come out with a country and western album and i'd still be into it!
Prince is the baddest mf alive...always has always will be...recognize!
Say what you want, but at least learn htf to SPELL. I won't make this mistake again. They let anyone on the Internet. Morons + Icons.
BTW: What a pathetic template. You have no future in Web design.
I use to really like the Prince when I was a teenager.....He's Still a King in my book....However, that song "Working up a black sweat" didn't cut it for me.
I mean you can listen to a really bad song and still get into the beat or melody....You can not really like a song, but the video 'ill make it work for ya!!! "Black Sweat", don't work on no level...All it does is make me want a sweat!!!! But like I said, Prince is still king...He just needs to try again!!! He get a f- for this one.
Hey this an old blog!!!
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