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Nelly - "Tip Drill" (The Derrty Version)

Posted on February 2, 2006 11:30 AM

(Serious Warning: Parental Advisory. This blog features some sexually explicit content. This is the DERRRTY version, Derrty!)

This blog is NOT work-safe. It's not even home-safe if you don't live alone with drapes and headphones. The shit's just not safe, okay! This is some indubitable, unimpeachable filthy shit. There's a lot of hamhock and roast beef curtain in this here jawn.

Nelly and his band of merry niggas live out their strip club/porn fantasies in 2003's "Tip Drill." [watch above] This throwback is actually thrown. I'm not a fan of such objectification of women, but since it's been requested for so long, we gotta talk about it.

I must say, I had to take a shower after I first saw this video. Not because I made a mess in my pants, but because my girlfriend at the time threw up on me when she saw all that cank stoochie. Then I threw up because I got thrown up on. That's right... My first and only case of sympathy vomit came during a Nelly video at 3:30 AM. I'm sure all the white russians we had that night didn't help.

Okay... Now it's time to play one of our favorite games! It's called "What's (S)he Fucked Up On?" Today's subject is comedian/video hype-nigga extraordinaire Shawty.

My guess?: Based on the intro alone, Shawty's roasted on at least 4 blunts (2 of them cropdusted), 9 Hennessey and colas, a couple X pills, and at least one line of coke.

Still, Shawty is easily the best part of this video. Whut my naaaayme is? Come on. The nigga's build-up to the "Grandmamas Gone Wild" quip shows that even slizzard out of his mind, he can still craft a joke pretty damn well. I respect that. I been there, Shawty. Shit, sometimes I'm there when I write these. (Sometimes I have to be.)

So this nigga Nelly got on a Vikings jersey, huh? That's funny because this shit looks like it ends up in a Minnesota Vikings Bang Boat type of situation. *Prince deep voice* "Why don't you go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"

I am pretty amazed by the cameos in this shit. David Banner. I love you, but you're one confused nigga. Every other second he talkin that positive shit to the kids, which I love. I think the nigga is one family tragedy away from becoming Pastor David Banner. Hmmm... maybe that's why he's so down for these smut videos. He may be preparing for a career in the clergy. Okay, Nevermind Banner. The shit makes sense now.

Jermaine Dupri! Oh, lawd! Penny from Good Times let Michael leave Florida Evans' house to go throw money in Wilona's crotch at the Kitty Kat Club? Wow. Having Janet Jackson as a girlfriend must be the SHIT. I heard she done got chunky now. That's what's up! Now her dome game must be ridonculous. Good work, you colored lawn ornament!

"Ron, why you so mad? They let the girls talk shit about the dudes too! Didn't you hear the 4 bars they gave that one girl who was grindin down Nelly's boner tent?"

Sure they give an attempt at reciprocity, but you can't even front like these girls are coming from a platform or position of respect at ANY point during this composition. I see nothing but meatsicles with multiple baby-daddies. I think I even seen Fantasia Barrino in the hot tub freakin off. Once you have the audacity [and maniacal genius] to swipe a credit card down the crack of someone's ass, you've successfully dehumanized their position... Not just in the video, but in life as well.

Nelly, about the infamous credit card swipe. Were you a nursing assistant or something? I used to work in a hospital with old people, and I must say, that's how we used to get stool samples for testing. Your technique was flawless my nigga. Where'd you learn that shit? Also, I damn sure hope you burned that card. You're gonna give some poor ATM gonorrhea. Some liquor store clerk is gonna bring chlamydia home to his wife on his fingers. Niggas really have to think about the reprecussions of their actions!

Before I roll, I have to shout out one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my entire life. That nigga Shawty told one of the video hoes that she didn't have to worry about getting pregnant by him because soon as he skeeted, he'd suck the shit right back out. "*SSSSSLUUUURRRRRP!* Whoooo! That's a boy!" That is truly some next level shit. Shawty, you carved your way into history with that one. Still, I don't know why they let your twisted ass handle expensive video equipment. They might as well have given that shit to Corky from Life Goes On for the day.

Shouts to Pootie Tang. If he were here he'd say the same shit. "Tippy tah on ney renny bah!"

This is definitely one of those "I can't believe you people have been requesting this for so long" videos. Thank the good folks at YouTube for the truly uncut version. Horny bastards.

Nelly, you're still a retard. But you're a touchdown with a hands-down, indubitable, unimpeachable, bonafide UnCut top 10 classic. I guess that's something to give yourself applause for. Now go run with some safety scissors.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Is it a boy or a girl? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com

DERRTY ENT. WE ALL W E GOT!!! Well... and these hoes.

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • The Champ says...
  • This video is the G.O.A.T.

  • February 2, 2006 12:55 PM
  • Chi Pimpin says...
  • This is video is mad Sexy, Real Bust Down - prostitute shit.

  • February 2, 2006 1:04 PM
  • confusion says...
  • this video is so damn old, why are you discussing this?

  • February 2, 2006 1:04 PM
  • 4T4 says...
  • Ron once again u are right man. From all the shit that was going on in the video I was disgusted in the part where nelly swiped his card in that tricks ass. The only half decent girl in the video was the one shawty was talking to about skeeting in. She was doable with a bag over her head. Also man you forgot about that 1 girl with that huge humoungus cellulite horse ass. Put a saddle on her so I can ride her.

  • February 2, 2006 1:08 PM
  • CAROLINASKING says...
  • BLOG MASTER. YOU CANT OBJECTIFY OR EXPLOIT SOMEONE WHO AGREES TO DO SOMETHING OF THE OWN FREE WILL. NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU PAID THEM AND THEY ACCEPTED THE PAYMENT. IF THE VIDEO CHICKS DIDNT LIKE THE JOB, THEY NEED TO FIND A NEW LINE OF WORK.

  • February 2, 2006 1:29 PM
  • BOOMPOWSURPRISE says...
  • Any nucka that don't like this gotta be GAY in some type of way...(RON and 4T4)

  • February 2, 2006 1:31 PM
  • chevy g. hustle says...
  • BEST...VIDEO...EVER...PERIOD

  • February 2, 2006 1:35 PM
  • Anonymous says...
  • I have this video...it makes me feel ashamed *sigh*..but i have this video :D

  • February 2, 2006 1:35 PM
  • BLACKS301 says...
  • RON you are one funny nigga....that video is a mess...the ass is ridulous...hoes are unscruptulous...but i still like it ..lol...BET Uncut number one video....i give it two hoes down...

  • February 2, 2006 1:43 PM
  • pastor of tha weak of church says...
  • whut up doh niggas, now all yall niggas, got to stop usin tha word nigga, ok niggas, u see tha word nigga is derogertory(however you spell tha fuckin word) i try tellin all tha niggas in my hood to stop sayin nigga, but them niggas wildin or some crazy shit like that, well niggas, i think you get tha point

  • February 2, 2006 1:44 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • CAROLINASKING,

    I understand what you're saying, but objectification isn't absolved merely by payment. In fact... the payment is what confirms the whoredom. They might not feel degraded by what they are doing, but they represent a culture of degraded people.

    Wealthy white folks used your argument when hiring sharecroppers back in the day. "Oh, well... we're paying them, so it's okay."

    The problem I address is obviously larger than the girls in the video. We live in a culture that facilitates and encourages these actions and representations of women. There lies the problem.

    If it weren't so commonplace, it wouldn't be as bad. If it wasn't all we looked at women for, it wouldn't be as bad. etc.

    Yes... I understand it's a job they choose. But sometimes society makes certain choices for you. We are nudged into these pigeon holes.

  • February 2, 2006 1:45 PM
  • geemoney says...
  • i dont find this video so sexy and dirty. It's just a bunch of sluts shaking their money making and it's over. DJ Quick's video for Black Pussy is sexy AND dirty (remenber that girl receiving that cum on her face!!!)

  • February 2, 2006 1:46 PM
  • pastor of tha weak at church says...
  • oooooooops spelled my damn name wrong
    for you niggas its weak at church,
    aight niggas? o ya stop usin tha word nigga

  • February 2, 2006 1:48 PM
  • babydoll says...
  • I like the video. And yes I am a female. Straight female.

    Hell the girls in the video got paid and hopefully got paid well to do it.

    Everybody needs to get over it already. I thought the video as tight and funny as hell.

    And if you ever been to a strip club you'll see the same thing, credit card sweep. Whether it be in a male or a female club.

    I don't think he would have done it if she would have disagreed or said no.

    When are y'all gonna learn these are grown ass women getting paid to do a job. And need I remind everyone it's just a damn video, made for adult entertainment. If y'all don't like it turn the channel when it comes on uncut at 3 in the am.

  • February 2, 2006 2:05 PM
  • willyjsimmons says...
  • Oh Ronnie!!!

    Another classic!!!!!!!

    Why oh why did BET drop unCut?

    Is that shit still on?

    Holla with a time if it is!!!

  • February 2, 2006 2:06 PM
  • perverted old man says...
  • i was hoping for some real action sonny, but this wast necassarily what i was looking for, oh well time to go back to the $.99 shop, oh wait im banned from their

  • February 2, 2006 2:16 PM
  • ONE says...
  • Ima have to put rearview mirrors on my computer for this one...One hand on the speaker volume button and one ready to X out the blog. Cartainly not a work-safe video. good thing I dont have a free hand... if not I could REALLY get in trouble

  • February 2, 2006 2:21 PM
  • ONE says...
  • babydoll:
    My kinda girl!!!

    P.S: I got a job opening for u... it pays good, I know youll be down

  • February 2, 2006 2:24 PM
  • CORPORATE DIVA says...
  • THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY ABOUT THE SLURPING THING, BUT THAT WASN'T THE FUNNIEST PART...THE FUNNIEST PART WAS WHEN HE TOLD THAT CHICK SHE WAS A, "BUTTAFACE",EVERYTHING LOOKED GOOD, BUT HER FACE...I LIKED TO DIES LAUGHING WHEN I HEARD THAT SHIT.

  • February 2, 2006 2:36 PM
  • The Dictator says...
  • Cosign "The Champ" 10,000%

  • February 2, 2006 2:38 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • Yo Ronnie,
    I feel dirty and cleansed at the same time. I hate to luv this video, but I do. I'm a rebel 'cause I'm watch this shit at work in between washing the lettuce and refilling the ice machine. I AM NOT MAD AT THEM CATZ! 2 points for the "Corky" reference.

  • February 2, 2006 3:03 PM
  • MC Shitface says...
  • shawty is one sick person, nelly finally made a good video(notice i said video not song) tha whole credit card thing, some funny shit
    ron mexico keep doin some funny ass blogs

  • February 2, 2006 3:06 PM
  • pittsburgh,pa says...
  • we hood too!!!

  • February 2, 2006 3:09 PM
  • Hashim says...
  • "this video is so damn old, why are you discussing this?"

    this is throwback thursday.

  • February 2, 2006 3:10 PM
  • Big Man says...
  • Chevy I co-sign that shit. Hands down this video is the best ever. They need to preserve this in the National archives. To the dude that wrote this article...shut the hell up. David Banner can be positive and still have fun at the same time. Ain't nothing wrong with a freak party. If i'm not mistaken they are at Ray Buchannon's house and you can see a couple Atlanta Falcons in the video. I remember Ray and TJ Duckett of the top of my head. I didn't notice this until like 2 years of watching the video. Thats classic right there. Fine ass Atl women having a damn good time. The only thing that could have been better was if I was there.

    PS.(to the author of the article) Nobody forced those women to do what they did. Women like to get freaky, but society tells them that they should be ashamed to have fun. I can tell you ain't no fun. You probably do missionary only. You probably just tappin, you ain't doing no real hittin. Your girl might wanna let out her inner freak. Tell her I know some people trying to do something on that level if she wanna participate.

  • February 2, 2006 3:20 PM
  • ONE says...
  • Big Man can you please stop talkin about how Ron Mex fucks please... its kinda weird.

    P.S:you must like having a freak in you...
    ...just make sure the 'freak' pulls out.. if not make him suck that shit rite out

  • February 2, 2006 3:30 PM
  • Big Man says...
  • Oh yeah Ron Mexico, I feel what you are saying, but these chicks are lining up to do this. There are better opportunities out there for them, but they choose this life. Back when there was sharecropping going on there was not many alternatives. We were still not fully free at that time. Objectification is not absolved with payment, but these women wanted to do this. Ask them, they want to do this.

  • February 2, 2006 3:33 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • I guess some of y'all niggas can't read the big words I be writin.

    "If it weren't so commonplace, it wouldn't be as bad. If it wasn't all we looked at women for, it wouldn't be as bad. etc."

    That means I understand the freak show. I believe in the freak show. But there are some issues with the freak show being all we're about.

    I don't repress the ladies. Your mama be over at my place on the weekend talkin bout "ASS TO ASS!!!"

  • February 2, 2006 3:34 PM
  • Big Man says...
  • One,

    Shut yo punk ass up.

  • February 2, 2006 3:49 PM
  • damn it yall says...
  • YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!! I SWEAR IF I COULD I WOULD FIND ALL OF YOU DUMB ASS NIGGAS AND SHOOT YOU MYSELF. DUMB ASSES!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YALL. “IT’S COOL TO BE GANGSTER!” I READ HALFWAY DOWN THE PAGE AND I FEEL SO MUCH ANGER AND HURT AND RESENTMENT TOWARD MY OWN PEOPLE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!! FUCK YALL I’M GONNA BE LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING AND MOVE TO CANADA, AND I HATE CANADA!! WHY DO YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU COOL TO HAVE A STATE THAT ROBS KILLS AND GANGBANGS ITS PEOPLE? DUMB ASS IGNORANT ASS NIGGERISH ASS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!! THIS IS WHY WE ARE VIEWED AS IGNORANT AND WE HAVE VIDEOS LIKE TIP DRILL AND ARTIST LIKE 50 AND MOVIES LIKE HUSTLE AND FLOW. BECAUSE THE MORE IGNORANT YOU ARE THE COOLER YOU. I HATE WHITE PEOPLE BUT RIGHT NOW I WISH I HAD SOME WHITE OUT LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON SO I WOULDN’T BE AFFILIATED WITH YOU ASSHOLES. STOP THINKING ITS COOL TO BE IN A GANG, OR TO GO TO JAIL, OR KILL PEOPLE OR TO BE ALL AROUND IGNORANT. FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I WANT SOMEONE TO SAY SOMETHING TO ME BECAUSE I AM FIRED UP RIGHT NOW! DON’T TEST ME BECAUSE I WILL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF REAL. I’M DISGUSTED. GO READ A FUCKING BOOK!!!! ITS BLACK HISTORY MONTH MAKE A CHANGE YOU DUMB ASS PEOPLE! DANG. OH AND STOP BUYING GRILLS WHEN YOU CAN’T PAY RENT. AND SELLING DRUGS TO OUR PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!

  • February 2, 2006 3:52 PM
  • Raw Dawg says...
  • Damn, we talkin' 'bout a video that's 2 years old? White Chocolate (the hoe shawty is talkin' to) and most of them hoes work at Jazzy T's and Magic City and are dike bitches - they don't even fuck with niggas. They are full time stripper bitches and not no part time video hoes - they do that shit on a nightly basis. Trust me - I know. Them hoes know what they are doing and don't give a fuck what me, you , or they mommas say. That's how they eat. Is it any worst than niggas selling dope or killing each other? No, it ain't! Who the fuck are they hurtin'? Nobody!

  • February 2, 2006 3:55 PM
  • ONE says...
  • damn it yall.. you are a cheap stopusingthewordnigga mixed with sum r-figgz clown. why do you come to talking videos @ sohh trying to change the world?

    Tip of the day: go to savethewhales.com/blogs they might be lookin for someone like you

  • February 2, 2006 3:59 PM
  • shamar from the m town says...
  • GOAT IF YOU A MAN AND YOU TELL ME YOU DONT LIKE THIS VID YOU ARE GAY OR IN DENIAL

  • February 2, 2006 4:22 PM
  • Georgia Bottom Boy says...
  • I love the hoes, I can't lie. I love girls that are like niggaz, they just want to fuck and don't care who it is with. Just make sure you wear protection though.

  • February 2, 2006 4:29 PM
  • c b w says...
  • I ain't seen this much ground round,rump roast,and pork shoulder shaking in one place since the brother who sold stolen meat come around the hood. Claude have mercy for all of da ass in this video. I don't feel bad for non of the chicks in this video because they brought it on themselves(literally). Some got paid to shake and others had jobs to blow. All in all those involved participated in an urban legend on film. They were keppin' it derrty.

  • February 2, 2006 4:42 PM
  • Georgia Bottom Boy says...
  • If you a man hoe, you are a pimp and a player. If you a woman hoe, you a HOE, you the scum of the earth. I wish women would be called pimps and players for sleeping with a whole lot of men. Could you imagine the amount of pussy they would be giving up for a reputation like that.

    THERE WOULD BE PUSSY EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just Dreaming

  • February 2, 2006 4:45 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Pimpins ain't bout sleepin with a whole bunch of womens. Any nigga could do dat.

    Poo'-putt bitch!

    Just joking.

    But seriously... that ain't pimpin.

    And I agree, the double-standard is horrible.

    Ladies is pimps too.

  • February 2, 2006 4:47 PM
  • Dolla Bill says...
  • "Strippin' bidnis started in Africa...."

  • February 2, 2006 4:50 PM
  • Timothy O'Riley III says...
  • pimpin' aint easy

  • February 2, 2006 4:59 PM
  • Da True Charlie Hu$tle says...
  • Greatest Video Ever, fuck that OA ALL TIME, a bunch of strippers and porn stars shakin' their ass wit no fakin', tha's waz up!!!!!!

  • February 2, 2006 5:52 PM
  • Da True Charlie Hu$tle says...
  • Greatest Video Ever, fuck that OF ALL TIME, a bunch of strippers and porn stars shakin' their ass wit no fakin', tha's waz up!!!!!!

  • February 2, 2006 5:53 PM
  • ICE BURG says...
  • I LOVE FAT ASSES I LOVE BIG TITIES. SHIT I JUS LOVE WOMEN

  • February 2, 2006 7:41 PM
  • Stylezz says...
  • I can't lie...if I see tip drill on have to watch it (no homo....it's like a car crash).

    Normally for uncut videos I'd be like "hey, them ghetto ass tricks got paid so who am I to say anything" but this was extreme. I don't know what's worse: the fact of how the girls are shown or the fact that the girls are singing basically "im ugly as hell, but I got a big ass!". Videos like this is what CHG looks at for inspiration.

    The girls "verse" of the song made it worse because it furthered the stereotype by saying "it must be yo money cause it ain't yo face". Thanks Nelly and glorified group of hypemen for showing the world the most niggerish side of you possible.

    Why go to a video shoot to basically get clowned? Being called Tip Drills and Buttaheads for a whole day and having to be molested by nelly and 'nem and other hoes doesn't seem like it's really worth the paycheck.

    That mansion must have smelt real RANK after this.Nothing says welcome home to the actual owners like the smell of overly abused cooch.

    I'll still watch this video and I will still laugh at the silly girls who you know went home and now PROUDLY show ppl where they are in this video.

    "yea gurl, that's my ass right there! See Nelly tapped my ass gurl, got to add this video to my resume!"

  • February 2, 2006 8:35 PM
  • black man on a missio says...
  • yo niggaz
    i got some shit to tell you
    its so deep
    dat if i told yuo
    you would close ya ears
    so im gona type it hear instead
    you wanna kno y?
    dont ask
    too confidential
    here it is
    im on a mission dat all

  • February 2, 2006 9:28 PM
  • og of tha net says...
  • been puttin in work online for like 10 yearz
    og status
    internet gangstaz stand up!

  • February 2, 2006 10:33 PM
  • caff says...
  • Why cant it be a video with nothing but dudes. Did u c Nelly he looked so HOT!!!

  • February 2, 2006 10:36 PM
  • T-Cool says...
  • this video off da chain!

  • February 2, 2006 11:07 PM
  • blk pride says...
  • THIS VIDEO IS VERY OLD...YA JUST SEEING THIS VIDEO.

  • February 2, 2006 11:19 PM
  • caff says...
  • wheres englandrep whenn you need him?

  • February 3, 2006 12:36 AM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • pastor u weak nigga! u cant steal my spot as egotistical hypocrit! son of a bitch! i run these streets like the crips and bloods! im like p.diddy i will put guys outside ya house bitch! what you know bout kirk franlin ho!? ya i got u shook//u half way crook
    u fuckin homo i should slay thee! put a stamp on ya nigga ass bitch! im tired of blacks sayin nigga!!!!!! dammit you all are pathetic! especially you pastor! you dirty whore! you are not me! you can ever be me! i run these streets like g-unit! u little slutmonkey! i will spit in ya fface bitch, if i ever see you!

  • February 3, 2006 12:41 AM
  • pastor of tha weak at church says...
  • look nigga, dont get mad, im helpin you out wit diss movement

    look niggaz, we gotz to stop usin tha word nigga, ok niggaz?

  • February 3, 2006 12:51 AM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • ok, i guess i was a little out of control my freind............................................FUCK YOU FAGGOT!!!!!
    im the only one who can spread the message! not you retard! as in the great ron mexico would say! you a touchdown! pastor of the weak at church! WHAT YOU KNOW BOUT KIRK FRANKLIN BITCH! i will slay thee! did i ever tell you i fuckin rap!!!? im a gospel gangsta bitch! im repin the streets for the lord!! what you know bout sayin the n-word hoe!? nothing because your a fool! i will slay thee!! like too$hort would say BIIIIIIIIIIIITCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • February 3, 2006 12:57 AM
  • BOOMPOWSURPRISE says...
  • I LOVE HOW NELLY LOOKED IN THIS VIDEO I ONLY HAD ONE PROBLEM I WISH IT WHERE ME WHO NELLY WAS FEELING UP.I'D SUCK HIS COCK IN A MINUTE RUB HIS CUM ALL OVER MY FACE. POWBOOMSURPRISE MEANS FUCK ME WITH YOUR DICK IN MY ASS BOOM SURPRISE CUM ALL OVER ME. I'M A MAN AND I LOVE BIG DICKS ESPECIALLY NELLYS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..

  • February 3, 2006 3:12 AM
  • jay says...
  • VISA, its accepted EVERYWHERE! Even in some bitch's ass crack. Lol.

  • February 3, 2006 6:23 AM
  • ONE says...
  • some of u need to exchange screen names... this aint AIM

  • February 3, 2006 8:10 AM
  • Timothy O'Riley III says...
  • C-Hulk are you really a crip?
    Thats the moment I've been waiting for... Ive always wanted to be a crip. Perhaps you could send me the paper-work to be part of the crips. My Email is Timmydatooth@yahoo.com

    P.S:Let me know as soon as possible, so I can go shopping. I aint bullshiting, my favorite color is blue.
    Im sorry about Tookie, I heard he died in California a few weeks ago.

    Truly yours,
    Timothy O'Riley III

  • February 3, 2006 8:52 AM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Now you KNOW Cank Stoochie has got to go under Ron Mexico slang.

  • February 5, 2006 12:04 AM
  • Treefer says...
  • Damn it Yall, I feel you Kid

  • February 5, 2006 5:42 PM
  • MAN UP! says...
  • LMAO @ sum1's mama saying "ASS to ASS!" that shit just came on HBO not long ago.

    But I gotta agree with Ron on this one. The hoes are gettin taken advantage of. Nobody normal would ever let you throw a few dollars at them to do some ungodly shit like this on TV where they parents and kids could see that shit.

    Some of yall niggas postin got some hoe ass mentalities too. LOL @ "It's not exploitation! We be feedin them niggas and everything." says the plantation/sweatshop/record label owner. "They can walk out whenever they want"

  • February 5, 2006 10:39 PM
  • Dj Trax says...
  • "Keisha Coles has more talent then any R n B singer alive, including me....she is a gift" - Alicia Keys

    If Alicia Keys is willing to say something like that about another singinger. Get her a deal, and bust her ass to make Keisha Coles known...then SHE MUST have skills.

    Honestly, all these haters are all people who have no clue what they are talking about. Do you guys know talent? Have the chicks singing in videos, well 99 percent SUCK. There is a reason those fucking cats from America Idol, sell 10X the records any R N B chick does next to Mariah.

    Keisha Coles has skills. Who gives a F*ck what she looks like? The best singers in history have been ugly as hell, and MJB looks nasty, but she can sing.

    R N B is about singing about love. It has been FOREVER. If you don't like it dont listen end of story.

    Have you fools are the reason music is so crap today, and now you hate on a singer who can really sing.

  • February 7, 2006 10:11 AM
  • ms. cleo! says...
  • best video my ass! y'all must be some desperate dudes to get your jolly's off by watching a cracked out nasty disgusting video like that! do urself a favor, get a real girl instead of playing with your hands!

  • February 13, 2006 8:44 PM
  • Treefer says...
  • Shorty shut you ugly ass up@ You just mad because yo ass flat.

  • February 16, 2006 12:50 AM
  • Treefer says...
  • Shorty shut yo ugly ass up You just mad because yo ass flat.

  • February 16, 2006 12:50 AM
  • ebony says...
  • yall all haterz

  • February 26, 2006 11:23 AM
  • poe says...
  • i love it mm mm good

  • March 21, 2006 1:09 AM
  • nessa says...
  • I honestly don't think that this video was too hot... When I have children I swear if it's a girl I'll beat her ass till she don't wanna shake it no more if I catch her cuz that shit jus' aint right tellin' women it must be they ass cuz it aint yo face... that's jus' plain wrong. I don't understand what kind of a person makes music like that and expects respect when thier not dishing it out. All women aint dime pieces and it's nothin' they can help but to sit there and tell them that and have them shakin' they ass to it like its' cool... they aint was poppin'. I mean I can get any guy I want, not flatterin' myself or nuthin' but If I couldn't and I wasn't exactly beautiful even just a little I fa damn sho aint gon shake my ass to somebody pointin' it out. My sympathy went out to anybody who ever felt degraded b/c I really truly did I think it's sick. I liked Nelly up until that video... but 4 anybody who's ever confused about it looks aren't everything it's the inner beauty that really counts for it all...

  • March 26, 2006 10:10 PM
  • panama says...
  • i am trying to look at the video for that nelly tip video the dirrty version but it wont play can you send it to me please i am dying to see it oh yeah i love your article it was mad funny

  • March 27, 2006 12:28 AM
  • Elliott Burkhardt says...
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