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The Flavor Flav Girls: So Serious!
Posted on February 20, 2006 12:00 PM
A little white ago I had the pleasure of conversing with one Cristal Steverson, (not like the champagne) better known to you all as Serious on Flavor of Love. The sweet, down-to-earth Detroit native (currently residing in Atlanta) took the time out with Ronnie Mexxx to discuss life, love, media, entertainment and Flavor.
Don’t worry, people… I asked the good questions. Once again, we should have audio for this one sometime soon as well.
Cristal cites Flavor’s genuine personality as an initial attraction, however when asked if she would still consider dating Flavor Flav after having been ousted from the show her response was less than optimistic.
“I feel like the way I got kicked off was kinda ehhhhh for me… It just showed me the kind of man he is, to listen to a woman… It’s a mess. I don’t know. I would have to really sit down and talk to him, think about it and… I couldn’t make a decision right now.”
Hmmmm…I don't know why he can't take advice from a woman, but okay... she definitely wasn't feeling the way it all went down.
“What the cameras didn’t show is that me and Flavor Flav talked A LOT… We talked a HELL of a lot, but the conversation wasn’t interesting enough for TV, I guess… I know a lot about him that some of the other girls probably don’t know.”
In discussing what did go right on the show, Serious tells of making friends with Brooke AKA Pumkin. I couldn’t even truncate this for you. Peep game. (This would make a lot more sense after having seen this past week’s episode.)
Cristal Steverson: I think Pumkin was the coolest… When we got there we all actually sat down and talked. She was like ‘I don’t know ANY black people. This will be the first conversation I’ve ever had with a black person.’ So the kind of questions she asked us were like ‘How do you get your hair straight?’
Ron Mexico: Hold up. Hold up… She really said that?!
CS: Yeah… All the things that we laugh about as black people… that’s all she had to go on, just stereotypes and videos… That was it ‘cause she didn’t know any black people.
Cristal and Brooke plan on trading hoods in the near future.
RM: You know where you gotta take her, right?
CS: Oh, I’mma take her straight to Magic City. (laughs)
RM: (also laughing) ’Cause we saw them dance moves y’all was showin her. She looks like she’s ready for The City.
So, Pumkin has zero experience with black people and doesn’t know how she could relate to one… yet she wants to be Flavor Flav’s girlfriend. Hmmmmmm. Either she’s got a serious case of Concrete Jungle Fever or somebody’s monkeying aroud with us! (oh, these puns have just got to stop!)
When speaking on the subject of self in the context of reality television, Serious made it a point that we know she is 150% authentic.
“One thing I can say about myself… is that what you saw is what you’d get. If you were at my house right now, it’s the same shit. I’m jumpin around… crazy. You know what I mean? If it’s not time to do anything I do not have on any clothes. I’d probably have on a similar outfit that you saw on the show… Hair on the wild. No makeup on. When it’s time to go somewhere, it’s a whole completely different story. I AM proud of my career. What you saw is what you get.”
Cristal further explained that she seemed relatively unfazed by the cameras and that the VH1 Celebreality environment did not stop her from portraying her true self. From our limited conversation, I’d have to say I believe her.
CS: When I left I was like 'He’s an inspiration.’ It was so many times when we sat and talked. And he would talk about Bach and, you know, William Shakespeare. We had conversations that were beyond, you know, FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAV! This man has so much knowledge.
RM: It is a shame that we don’t get to see all that.
CS: But they show what’s gonna capture folks’ attention.
Speaking of capturing attention… She’s featuring in an HBO documentary that discusses with the difference between video models and strippers. It’s scheduled to debut in May, so check your listings for that. Also, visit her website (www.seriouslycristal.com) and buy one of her oh, so Serious T-shirts.
Serious sounds like the kind of girl you’d definitely want to chill, sit around and do nothing with. We at SOHH once again thank her for her time and wish her the best. I know Cristal and I have a date to watch New Jack City and umm… sit around and do nothing.
Questions? Comments? Requests? audio coming soon… Seriously. It features the behind-the-scenes trivia section, which is fucking hilarious! ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
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Comments
Although Flav looks like a 21st Century minstrel; people forget that he was in one of the most influencial hip-hop acts ever. I sincerely doubt Chuck D would have let someone in that crew that couldn't hold his own intellectually. That said; everyone knows their role on this show, and the gravy train doesn't make a stop on witty banter and discourse. Sad, but true.
I went to school with Courtney "AKA" GOLDIE. She has definently gained some weight from when I last seen here. For real, the camel got a hump on that. She sittin' on them thangs. She walk like she just got off of ridin' a horse.
Ron you better smash that...she a stallion for real....i couldnt just do nothin...i would definitly be up in something...lol...As for Flav ...the more i watch the show...the more I see that he is not totally oblivious to the females motives...I would love to see the behind the scenes stuff...
Flav looks like he could sell toothpaste in 1902. MA-MEE!
Damn you ronnie!
She is FINE.
Damn you.
Flava Flav has been wearing the same ole' gold grill since the early 90s.
Sin, 4 points!
Any reference to Darkie (later Dakkie) toothpaste is enough to get you all the way around the horn.
...and yes, fellas. Cristal is fine as all get out. More importantly, she's super cool.
When the audio comes out, the New Jack City date will make even more sense.
Ronnie Mex we don't get this in the UK but lookin at shorty's picture, I'd say you've got an obligation to hammer the shit out the girl, in a respectful way of course.
Hoopz is still the sexiest 1 from them all. Cristal is fine too. Seriously why would u all want Flav that shit kills me . He is talented when it comes to playing different instraments but damn what does he got to offer 4 these girls when the camera is off. Vh1 be paying for everything . Cristal can make it without him anyways . Blessing in diguise she got cut. Trust me. Pumpkin is butt uglllllyyy!
I always love to see my fellow black men make money and I don't want to hate, but "how is this crack smokin smurf lookin nigga still makin money?" There is truly some garbage on TV nowadays. See there's hope for all of us to be famous.
Flav whole family look like Sojourna Truth.
For real that nigga look like Harriet Tubman. That nigga look like he live in some white persons crawl space or attic. That nigga look like somebody drew a smiley-face on a light brite.That nigga so ugly that he be making retarded kids frown. He should get his own parking space for being that ugly.
'That nigga look like he live in some white persons crawl space or attic'
LMAO @ Sin!!!!
Ay Ron if you're supervising this here blog right now did you see Mr Irreverent got an award for his blog??!!!! How in the hell did'nt you get an awrd for yours? I'm not on your dick or anythin just givin you props for your journalistic abilities and for the fact that you put up Roots Manuva, even though you called me a whinging bitch in the blog, which I'm still not happy about. Something's wrong when SOHH Irreverent gets an award for writing a 'shock blog' inciting people to comment cos of the stupid ass comment rather than writing a blog with substance. Stay up son. One.
PS. Don't call me a whinging bitch next time cos you hurt my feelings, lol!
ay, my nigga, I was just joking about the whining bitch thing. I thought that was apparent.
You WAS whinin like a bitch tho. I told you I was gonna get to it.
Anyway, congrats to Irreverent. I don't know what award he won, but I respect his grind. All the best to him.
Ronnie's time will come. I don't really worry about shit like that.
Nah Ronnie I'm just fuckin with you son, I know you was jokin, it was true though I was whining like a bitch and I freely admit it! Mr Irreverent won an award at the Bloggies or some shit??? Something about most posts on a blog. Well I respect that you man enough to give a nigga his props and thats real humble of you, but if you look at it objectively, the only reason Mr Irreverent gets that many posts is cos he leaves his blogs up for a week at a time!! You the realness on this site Ron, keep that journalism thorough and you gonna get yo recognition.
PS : Did you really tap that Cristal ass? If you did son your stock just gone through the roof!
Y'all niggas are trynna get me in trouble.
No I ain't "tap that ass." I just said we gonna catch up and watch New Jack City one day.
I think that Cristal and Hoopz should've been the last ones on the show, and they should have been competing over Flav. It doesn't make any sense why they like him but i think they are truly beautiful and they should've been there til the very end. Goldie should have been right along there with him. Now, since there's only 3 people left, I think Flav should judge upon looks, and if he does that,Hoopz got them hit. Sorry! And NY, if you're reading this, stop being a bitch! And Hoopz, I support you in every way. I'm from Detroit, and we holding it down up here for you!
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Flavor Flav is one ugly asa nigga. Hoopz looks good as hell and she know damn well she want flav for his money. Im sure plenty of niggaz tried to get at her that look way better then flav. Im sorry to say but she is a gold digger. I dont care if she is or not cuz I would still be with her fine ass. Anyway New York should win because her and flav is ugly and they make a nice couple. Hoopz look to good for that nigga. Pumpkin is going home next week so its between flav and hoopz. If flav want a fine bitch it is hoopz but if he want a crazy ass ugly ass man looking nigga he would take new york. 2 gorrillas deserve eachother. Aite im out cuz
Flavor Flav is one ugly asa nigga. Hoopz looks good as hell and she know damn well she want flav for his money. Im sure plenty of niggaz tried to get at her that look way better then flav. Im sorry to say but she is a gold digger. I dont care if she is or not cuz I would still be with her fine ass. Anyway New York should win because her and flav is ugly and they make a nice couple. Hoopz look to good for that nigga. Pumpkin is going home next week so its between new york and hoopz. If flav want a fine bitch it is hoopz but if he want a crazy ass ugly ass man looking nigga he would take new york. 2 gorrillas deserve eachother. Aite im out cuz
Hoopz is off the chain. I think that she is there for the money too. Cause ain't no way i would be there for that ugly flav. But i would really milk it for the money. Whatever it took tomake it I will do it just for the loop. And then i think him and new york deserve each other cause i can't stand her or him.
Good piece ... Cristal seems to be a real ill chick. It makes u want to meet her just 2 absorb her coolness. PEACE .. hope 2 hear or see more of her ...
Cristal aka Serious is the epidome of a REAL Detroit girl. Beautiful enough to be a idiot, Smart enough to be ugly. And she from the hood!
Hating on Flav cause he in a better posistion than you. He get the opportunity to lay up with fine women 2 and 3 at a time. And you think cause the nigga is ugly, he aint got no game. That shows how much game you got. You just like a female. Use all look and have no brain, and thats how you define your game. Flav's show is pretty entertaining. Yall calling the man a Minstrel. Hating on him for getting paid. Niggas NEED to stop contradicting themselves...
STOP HATING on FLAV !! IF HE GET HOOPS HE THE SHIT IF NOT HE STUPID AND DESERVE THE HATIN. I LOVE U HOOPS!!
STOP HATING on FLAV !! IF HE GET HOOPS HE THE SHIT IF NOT HE STUPID AND DESERVE THE HATIN. I LOVE U HOOPS!!
STOP HATING on FLAV !! IF HE GET HOOPS HE THE SHIT IF NOT HE STUPID AND DESERVE THE HATIN. I LOVE U HOOPS!!
FLAV'S THE MAN I WATCH THE SHOW EVERY SUNDAY ,, I SEEN HOOPS IN HOUSTON AT THE GALLERIA SHE'S HOT WHAT UP DALLAS DAVIS!!!
Flava is a true playa in my books.stop playa hating flava the man is doing it with class. first some bitch from england fufuffu now bad ass babes from across the map to hook up with this boy.i feel you all th way flav people just hating cause they dont want to see their own kind fighting over this nigga, we got some white broad, some chinese broad and whatever the fuck smiley is.keep doing it flav make hoops and the white do a threesom
You dumbasses really think Flavor flav is really gonna settle down with one of these hoes. Dumb Niggaz (white or black) its just entertainment. Go watch the bachelor you fucking idiots
If some of these broads were really looking for love you would see bitches like india ari,fantasia, brandy,that hoe who plays toni childs on girlfriends you know ugly bitches like that. Or even better those first 6 ugly bitches flav gave the boot
Eh, if ya'll want to see sexy pics of and read my interview and feature on * CRISTAL * go to www.beatbanger.com into the EYE CANDY section. Click on her cover and you'll see that she is just as cool as RON described her. I met her prior to her leaving for the show and let me tell you she is mad cool people. Great job though Ron.
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Ron, come on man, be 4real. How can u say u can just sit up with a girl that fine and do nothing? She'll get skeeted on, in and thru. Its a toss up between her and Hoopz, who yall thinks da baddest? I dont give a damn, I'll be both of em's slut for a day or 3. Who do yall thinks da nastiest (kinky way) chic he got on da show? Holla back, I wanna know.
RON----> No I ain't "tap that ass." I just said we gonna catch up and watch New Jack City one day.
All I gotta say is...UH HA!! Right!! We all believe you Ron!
You did it again Ron! Super blog!
Goldie is a wonderful, real girl...LOVE her! Hoopz is gorgeous and should have slapped Brigette~hard. Punkin is on my nerves, especially with the cornrows...WTF? And New York and her loony eyes! She looks like someone put a gown on a gorilla.
how the fuck yall gon say they want the money? maybe they think they will get some money, but flavor flav aint got no damn money. i heard he bout to have his 7th child anyway. why do they want someone who cant take care of 6 kids anyway?
LMAO, yo cut it out Sin.
Hey yeah that fine ass Cristal in the new D4L Bet you cant do it like me Video standing on top of a car.I love that she is everywhere and she didnt need this show, although it did co-sign her fineness.Good to hear that she mad cool too.Cant wait to hear the audio
I actually like NY. I think she is kinda cool for stayin true to herself. I think she is gonna win. Serious and Hoopz were pretty but pretty only goes so far what else do you have to offer other than genetics that you really didnt even have control over
hey who do you think flav is gonna chose he is down 2 the last 2, will it be n.y. or hoopz I hope he chooses hoopz but how his mind been going he will probably choose that crazy n.y. chow!
Can you believe Pumkin kept her mouth shut, rollin' on the floor and actin' all scandalized about HOTTIE being on 'Blind Date"??? Personally, Hottie disgusted me, but Pumkin thought she could get away with her lies?Now, if NY gets picked, I will have to buy a new couch and carpet, cause there won't be time to get to the toilet to puke. NY, if you can read, and you are reading this~you are the fugliest thing outside a third world zoo, and your mama is a chupacabra.
I knew Cristal when she was in school in Pittsburgh,and yes...she is the real deal.She's alot of fun and yes fellas.....she is oh so fine when she need to be.I miss her,and she won't even holla,but then why would she,when she can chill wit dem balla's.
mimesmustdie,
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!! The chupacabra is the perfect description for her and her mother!
We all know it was a way for all the girls to get exposure, and Flav's youthfully-challenged ass to stay on air. If "1" person believed one of those females for "1" second they are just as stupid as Flav thinking they like him. Air time and everybody get's paid. My shouts out go to Cristal........
Charon...you sound bit scary liking her all like that (wierd).....I went to School with both of you....but all I can seem to remember is how good your head was...specially during Jay Leno.
Jaesal, You have a point about brain over beauty but I am sorry. Flav? I just can not see myself waking up every morning looking at someone that looks like the crack of a dog's ass. When I seen hoop and that other chick waking up the next day with him, I was like do they see what I see? I dont give a damn how much money you have, that brother look like a fucking Ninja turtle.
But he's cool. LOL
I watched the episode yesterday with the parents and it made me think I might need to share a little bit of info. HAS ANYONE SEEN SERIOUS MOM? Talking about the apple not falling far from the tree! That muthafucka is fine. I fucked up with my first wife not believing that she would turn into her mom. Take my advice and get you one with a bad mom. Serious is the 1. She knew what she was doing by putting her on her website. Im about to go look at it again.
Oh yeah Serious will you marry me?
LOL
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Did ya'll read SERIOUS's interview on my site as well?
http://www.beatbanger.com/eyecandy/cristal/cristal.html
I love you guys
(no phone numbers allowed. -ron)
You know what? I have a serious problem with people representing their race. Far as I'm concerned, they represent themself. Am I Right? I am no fan of NY. Not at all. But Punkin spittin' in her face made me ashamed. I'm a white girl, I felt like an idiot.
Somebody spit in my face...you'd be readin' it on the front page. That is just not done. To no one. Shame one you, Punkin.
i hope flav stays with hoops, really. she is a woman who always keeps her cool, and she is real. she respects her self and other. she is very adorable and compacionate with everyone. new york on the other hand is psycho and well truthfully she is like a manic depressive on crack, and she is toooo tooo fake. well at least it took hoopz time to get to know him to say i love you , not like new york "fatal attraction" claims she loved him that day . come on you do not feel that true love instantly. well after all the after math flav has been through he needs peace and love and that is with hoopz.
HIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love serious and i cant wait to hear audio cause i love serious almost southern accent.
A did yall know that the girl hoopz was a porn star and a model halla at your boi!!!!!!!!
New york aint nothing but a fake ass bitch and plus the bitch needs her eyes fixed. PS see doesn't look better hoopz yea boooooooiiiii
hoopz is a supermodel and pornstar oh yeah
hoopz is a supermodel and pornstar oh yeah
go to google to see hoops butt ass naked
You know I actually like New York more than Pumpkin . New York was seen as a bitch , but most likely she was showing who she really was. Unlike , Pumpkin, she isnt cool, she is an idiot. She prided her self on being a subsitute teacher and a cheerleading coach . How admirable. But , I suppose when faculty members, students, parents and coaches see that she walks around calling people names , screwing flav , ratting on people ,and appearing on game shows, this is not good for the proffesional career. So, hope she the dumb bimbo gets a tv career out of it, because I wouldnt want her skanky self being my teacher ,my coworker or teaching my kid.
The end was a surprise!
New York is GONE!!!!! See ya bitch!!! Ugly, ass ho made me ashamed of being from NY..fake ass bitch
Do your thing Flav..u picked the right one
new york is the ugliest fakest nastiest hoe man looking bitch ever on reality tv i thought these bitches on dating shows were supposed to be at least pretty not looking like fugly ass trannys like n.y. with her reseding hair line. hoopz is super hot way too hot for flav but whatever. i cant believe flav fucked n.y if was him i'd have to put a bag over her head to keep from vomitting. that bitch is the kind of psycho hoe that would burn your stuff for even looking at another girl if she was your lady..
im stoned but i thank god that nigga chose hoops because that new york look like a golddiggin ass orangutan just like her mom the bitch wanted riches nuttin else i like how homie served her with some ol fashion cock and ditched her ass that was tight
keep it up playa
boyyee
stoned of some cali chronic here in la on my lAp top
wat up
man wait till next week when newyork and pumpkin go get down mannn if dat gurl would of spit in my face..dem camaras when of been all ova her..
man wait till next week when newyork and pumpkin go get down mannn if dat gurl would of spit in my face..dem camaras when of been all ova her..
jus being real i liked sweety and hoopz but i wish tha best forhoopz a flava because i guess hoopz like him if she don't at least she will like tha fame and fortune and i think he's persuing her in the model feild because i have seen many pics of tha after math on the internet and shes going to be on a up comming calender and she going to be on bet's work the run way so who knows mabe she will be happy wit him
What I want to know is what happened to flav and hoopz, since there is being casted for Flavor of love season 2..
the best reality show yet. alexander and waverly forever. cuz
I really like the show because I enjoyed watching flav eliminate some of the bitches on the show and some of the girls who ireally dont think wouldv'e lasted anyway. I really think his choice with picking hoopz was a good choice because she is a nice and beautiful girl and they both have a lot in common. They are both entergetic, fuuny, crazy and wild and make a very good couple so yeah his choice was good. And new york, i am so freakin glad yo ugly evil self is gon! and i wanna give a shout out to goldie, sweetie, smiley, and pumpkin! Yall was real like whoa! Andd red oyster, hope yo daddy's betta! And good luck wit hoopz, flav, i hope yall's life together is great!
Hoopz hit a brother up [edited email addresses]. If any one can get me on a date with her I will pay 500,000 cash. Yes cash I am 20 with a black card. Hoopz I stay in westbloomfield Mi off drake and maple. Hit me up. I am African American looking for you
On the Serious blog we got a nigga internet simpin for Hoopz.
This is a problem.
what
does anyone out there thinks that hoopz looks better than beyonce?
Hell no Hoops dont look better thank Beyonce are you crazy if you seen the April Source you would know Hoops dont look better than Serious either
Well I think that hoopz looked ugly with da grillz flav gave to her but I think that flavor flav is a nice person and fun to hang out wit cuz he's from da hood and all but wit out da grillz hoopz is a dime
I Think Flavor Flav Is Coo But He Aint The Type I Would Mess Around With But Honestly Why Would The Gurls On That Show Fight Over Him He Is Ugly But Funny But Shit Good Job Hoopz For Breakin Up With Him I See You On That Cause Ima Gold Digga 2 I Woulda Did Tha Same Thang!!!!!!!
I Think Flavor Flav Is Coo But He Aint The Type I Would Mess Around With But Honestly Why Would The Gurls On That Show Fight Over Him He Is Ugly But Funny But Shit Good Job Hoopz For Breakin Up With Him I See You On That Cause Ima Gold Digga 2 I Woulda Did Tha Same Thang!!!!!!!
ok..all these lil bitches up in here first of all flavor is a great person! and soo IS hoops dont you watch t.v ppl the only reason hoops and flava arent togeether cause they just want be friends DAMN is that soooo complicated to under stand!!
AND uh all these LIL bitches' up in hur shut the fuk up HOOPS is prob 80 times better looking then yalls UGLY ass's and if yall wanna talk bout somebody SHIT..TALK ABOUT YOURselves punk ass niggas
i thik you r so hot and sexy .i gast sow yo sow and my dick was gonig up
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