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Usher - "Nice & Slow"

Posted on January 12, 2006 11:26 AM

Take that. Rewind it back.

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Before he became the man we know and love today, Usher was a talented little Hatian boy with murderous dance moves and above average vocal skills looking for that one hit that would propel him into superstardom. “Nice & Slow” [watch it now] wasn’t quite the record, nor was “My Way” quite the album. Urshurrr would need a couple of bit parts in movies and an “8701” before the Michael Jackson comparisons would officially set in.

Now the nigga is just a nosejob away.

This video definitely set an acting precedent for Ursh. He would carry this thespian tradition into such works as Light It Up, The Faculty and In The Mix. I am holding my breath for his appearance on Inside The Actor’s Studio. They HAVE to reference this video.

This action-adventure thriller has it all, people! There’s drama, love, suspense, kung-fu, demolition, and a younger (barely) pre-Russell Simmons Kimora Lee (v.1.0). That’s right. Usher been tappin your favorite icons’ girlfriends since “Think Of You.” Hence Jiggaman’s reluctance to let him 1,2 Step with B.

What is Usher supposed to be here? Cody Banks: Colored Secret Agent? Why does he have all of that shit in his house... and no gun? Where the fuck did he get C4 from? I guess he wanted to prove he could Jet Li some niggas, huh? Why didn't he Jet Li their asses when they dragged him out of his whip, showed him the LAPD love and yanked his broad? That's Kimora, man! Maybe they were blunted in the Benz. Maybe they thought they were being targeted by the police for being prominent members of the hip-hop community.

Ah yes, the police... How long has Usher been black? Doesn't he know that the polices don't give a fuck? Has he never tried to get them to pay attention to his problems... or catch a cab? Ask the nigga Flavor Flav. 911 is a joke in your town... even if you live in Malibu or some shit.

This can't be the video the ladies were expecting. Only Japanese businessmen would find this shit sensual. Nothing makes Mr. Takahasi's crispy noodle go crunch like seeing a chick chained up, beaten and forced to do shit. The only thing that could have made this video better for him would have been if Usher gave her some bukkake delights before letting her down.

Back on the subject of being underprepared... Why does Usher bring the motorcycle to such a task? Was he trying to get his head smashed in by a piece of exploded brick? Fuck, maybe it would have improved that egg head. Nigga's shit look like a silly putty container. HARD TOPS, PEOPLE!

Continuing butterfly collars and suit-jackets week, Usher doesn't disappoint. Funny shit... This is like 1997. Even then, a 16 year old wouldn't dare complete that ensemble with a baseball cap. I'll leave it at that. Who directed this video, Babyface?

Next week on Masterpiece Theater, we will examine the finer points of drama with masters themselves, Christopher "Kid" Reid and Christopher "Play" Martin. If you haven't already, I advise you all see "Class Act." Truly, truly brilliant.

Questions? Comments? Requests? pre-orders for Usher's acting video? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • NEVERMINDWHOIAM says...
  • THIS TAKES ME BACK TO THE DAY WHEN USHER WAS LIKEABLE. MEMORIES!

  • January 12, 2006 12:50 PM
  • Hashim says...
  • Kimora!!

  • January 12, 2006 4:02 PM
  • Tyrone from rykers says...
  • Damn dat nigga fine

  • January 12, 2006 4:02 PM
  • Shaft says...
  • they call me U-S-H-E-R-R-A-Y-M-O-N-D...haha, man that takes u back huh, this video..funny funny stuff, but props to him for going for that blockbuster typevideo. Kimora was definitely lookin better back then, almost didnt recognize her, but who am i to judge. im still pumpin this song on my mp3 playa

  • January 12, 2006 4:06 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Yeah, that verse was for real. Usher dropped that double time on em.

    CROOK COUNTY!

    I do not front on this song.

  • January 12, 2006 4:21 PM
  • Yamilla Mexico says...
  • For the record that was not Kimora in that video it was a Japenese model posing as Kimora.....If you're going to claim yourself as a journalist get the facts st8.

  • January 12, 2006 4:32 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Journalist?

    I am?

    Maybe from the rest of what you read you could tell I am a smartass and I make stereotypical jokes.

    Maybe you skipped over the part about the Japanese businessman before you put me on the journalistic pedastal.

    I appreciate it though.

    Yamilla Mexico... Maybe we're related.

  • January 12, 2006 5:01 PM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • Renouncing and Denouncing Use of The N-word
    Hereby calling black people to renounce and denounce the use of the n-word.


    Whereas, the n-word is, and has been defined as a degrading, demeaning, indecent, and obscene term applied to and associated with African-American people in America, and

    Whereas, the n-word is, and has been used as a label of inferiority by the racist oppressors of African-Americans, and to place African-Americans at the lowest level of humanity, and

    Whereas, the use of the n-word,NO MATTER WHO USES IT, is the most harmful, enduring symbol of slavery and Black oppression, and

    Whereas, there is no positive or productive meaning of the "N" word in the written or spoken language, and

    Whereas, the use of the n-word by African-Americans helps to create, maintain and perpetuate a slave mentality, and a negative self-concept of African-American people, and

    Whereas, we the undersigned believe that a positive self image and a positive self concept are essential to the growth, development and empowerment of African-Americans.

    Nigga is obviously more than just a word because you can get into too much trouble if you use it. The word reeks of hatred. Blacks say that it is a term of endearment.


    - If the voice at the drive through says "hi Nigga, may I take your order?" you would have a problem.


    -If your child's teacher sends home a note that says " Your child was a good Nigga today" you would have an issue.


    - if your boss tells you that you are doing a great job and he/she says " I wish I had more Niggas like you" there would be a problem.


    SO WHY DO WE CONTINUE TO IDENTIFY EACH OTHER AS NIGGAS?

  • January 12, 2006 5:56 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • nigga, please.

    you niggas need to save that copy and paste shit for the NAACP blog.

    they call us colored you know. they're waaaayy behind.

  • January 12, 2006 6:08 PM
  • Bird says...
  • 8407 didn't propel Usher into superstardom. What you young bucks don't understand is that one successful song or album is only a small step toward super stardum. The fact that you were too young to remember the nice and slow video doesn't define his star power. Usher has been making good music for years and that is what made him a superstar. He was already a star when he made Nice and Slow and that is how he got that big budget for the video. He's just an even bigger star now. I don't hate you for your youth though. I was there too a few years ago. Ignorance is truly bliss.

  • January 12, 2006 6:55 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • What the fuck is 8407?

  • January 12, 2006 7:03 PM
  • ONE says...
  • 3cuts in ur eyebrow trynna wild out!

    That picture is disgustin. I can only picture usher like "oh guys ztop it! your being silly making me laugh!!"

    stopusingthewordnigga:

    I deff. agree with you my nigga, your on point.

    Yamilla: How is life in mexico?


    LMAO @ "hi Nigga, may I take your order?"

    P.S: If my childs teacher told me "Your child was a bad Nigga today" then there would be a problem.

  • January 12, 2006 7:30 PM
  • Barry says...
  • ONE : I don't wanna upset you my nig, but you and your child have been bad niggas today, sort your shit out.

  • January 12, 2006 8:14 PM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • RON MEXICO,

    They call us colored, but you call us NIGGA. How is that any better? white man doesnt have to call us nigga why? cause blacks like you continue to spew that degrading word around to describe black people. And please dont give me that they say nigger, we say nigga BS. If you have a kid and his white teacher said your child is the best nigga in class the what would you say. You cant get offended because nigga is a term you answer to as slaves did. Unleash that mental chain from your mind RON MEXICO. Open ya eyes and start see thing for what they are. Have respect for the blacks who had to suffer and hear that word thrown at them. The blacks who fought for your ass to do something as simple as be on this website. Have respect for your history, your ancestors. Every time you spew that word you might as well go to Dr. king and all of thems grave site and spit on there graves because thats the type of disrespect you are showing them. Why would you call yourself and your own people a word you wouldnt want to be called ? PLEASE ANSWER THAT QUESTION. I'll ask again MR RON MEXICO: why would you call yourself and your people a nigga if you dont like whites refering to us as that? or do you argree with whites when they call us Nigga, because everytime you call your own people a nigga your co signing with them.

  • January 12, 2006 8:34 PM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • ONE,

    If you agree then why you calling me a nigga?

  • January 12, 2006 8:36 PM
  • Harvard Law School student says...
  • People please stay on the topic, the N word is a word of controversial subject matter that should not be disscused in a forum of this nature. As an educated-very well educated- and intellectual liberal I can understand the concept of Usher's video. Usher is trying to perpetuate the myth that Asian girls are falling for black men. Usher is a cunning young man although I don't agree with his musical content and he broke barriers with this video. Before this video was introduced there weren't many interacial involvments in music videos. I would like to see the scope being broadened even wider by including a lead girl who is south-asian (Indian) or African that would help bridge the gap in the oh so trivial world of Urban music videos

  • January 12, 2006 8:56 PM
  • ONE says...
  • Cuz i really feel u my nigga. Every word of it. U speak the truth, the N word is not a joke and niggas throw that ish around like they dont know the meanin behind it!!! I mean, Holly CRAP!! Even cracka's say tha N word. So i ask you my brother to help me help our brothers!

    Will you help me?

    Barry: I dont have a child

  • January 12, 2006 9:09 PM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • HARVARD LAW SCHOOL STUDENT,

    Im trying to tell these people about the use of the N word, but there minds are so enslaved and so brainwashed they dont know how to stop. The white man has brainwashed us so much since slavery , when somenone like me comes along and says "lets get free" there like (in slave voice) "Naw, we gon stay here wit massa" like this RON MEXICO character, I try to tell him about the use of the n word and he responds "nigga , please post that shit on the NAACP website" he so enslaved mentally and he doesnt even know it. White people have YOU calling your own people nigga. It like you know how when you walk a dog and you walk him with a chain. You have a chain on his neck every time you walk him , why? so he doesnt run away. Eventually you train the dog to listen and obey you. Then you can take the chain off because the dog will now obey your words. That analogy is what whites have done to us as a people. He had us in chain at first and once he freed us and took the chains off our necks we are so brainwashed we going to do everything he says. He took the chain off and he doesnt have to kill us why? cause we kill each other. He does have to call us Nigga, why? because we call each other Nigga. He doesnt have to put us down, why? because we put each other down.

  • January 12, 2006 9:13 PM
  • Cincuenta Centavo says...
  • That Usher is such a tease!

  • January 12, 2006 9:18 PM
  • shakeem says...
  • i dont use that word anymore i think its stupid

  • January 12, 2006 9:23 PM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • SHAKEEM,

    Im glad to hear that brother! denounce that word and spread the news brother. Lets get the rest of these ignorant peoples mind right and see the ignorance in calling each other Nigga because we all represent each other as black people weather we like it or not. If a white person sees you or any other black person act ignorant guess what he's going to think when I come behind you. What ever impression you leave with he is the same impression he going to have with the next black person he sees. So we all represent each other.

  • January 12, 2006 9:30 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Nigga boy,

    Shut the fuck up. Talk about the video or bounce, nigga. Take all that other shit to the Nigga Conference.

  • January 12, 2006 9:53 PM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • RON MEXICO,

    You're right. I should be focusing on the Usher video. What was I thinking? I guess I had nigga on the brain.

  • January 12, 2006 10:18 PM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS COMMENT WAS NOT MADE BY ME:

    RON MEXICO,


    You're right. I should be focusing on the Usher video. What was I thinking? I guess I had nigga on the brain.


    Posted by: stopusingthewordnigga at January 12, 2006 10:18 PM


    PLEASE EXCUSE THIS IDIOT FOR TRYING TO MESS UP MY NAME.

  • January 12, 2006 11:09 PM
  • Yamilla Mexico says...
  • Why do people always come off the topic? AnywAY ONE; I'm not mexican I'm half Navajo Indian and half Chillean so get it right, My last name is mexico because my of my Chilliean ancestry that post wasn't funny you Freddy Krugger look alike and Ron what is you real name?

  • January 12, 2006 11:28 PM
  • stopusingthewordidiot says...
  • How would you feel if when You went to a drive thru they asked you "Hi Idiot, How can I help you?"

    Idiot is obviously more than just a word because you can get into too much trouble if you use it. The word reeks of hatred. Fools say that it is a term of endearment.

  • January 12, 2006 11:33 PM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • AS YOU CAN ALL SEE THIS IDIOT, GOT MAD AT ME FOR CALLING HIM HIS BIRTH GIVING NAME, SO HE MOCKS ME. MORE EVIDENCE THAT THE COMMENT WASNT FROM ME:

    How would you feel if when You went to a drive thru they asked you "Hi Idiot, How can I help you?"


    Idiot is obviously more than just a word because you can get into too much trouble if you use it. The word reeks of hatred. Fools say that it is a term of endearment.


    Posted by: stopusingthewordidiot at January 12, 2006 11:33 PM

    THANKS FOR PROVEN MY POINT , BUDDY.

  • January 12, 2006 11:42 PM
  • ONE says...
  • I think Freddy Krugger would have a hard time typing.

  • January 12, 2006 11:43 PM
  • Paris Hilton says...
  • What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
    When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking

    What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
    A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

    How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
    Take your foot off the back of his head.

    Why do niggers stink?
    So blind people can hate them too.

  • January 12, 2006 11:46 PM
  • stopusingthewordidiot says...
  • my mother never held me as a child and my "touchy-feely" daddy always referred to me as his "lil nigga plaything"......

    i guess thats were my deep rooted hatred for the word nigga comes from.

    i love ya'll niggas!!!

  • January 12, 2006 11:52 PM
  • juicewonder says...
  • stopusingthewordnigga......
    this nigga been runnin' WILD on every blog on this joint.

    ease up fam, wouldnt want you to pop that bowtie off your neck. take that righteous shit to the streets were you would make a difference if you really wanted to.

    INTERNET PREACHING DOES NOT WORK!!!!

  • January 12, 2006 11:58 PM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • YEAH NIGGAZ!!!! I'M THE SHIT!!! YA HEARD!!! ITS NIGGA TIME! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! WHAT WAS I THINKING I LOOOOOOOOVE THE WORD NIGGA!!! WHAT UP MY FELLOW NIGGAZ! WHATS POPPIN NIGGA. I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A SHORTSIGHTED NIGGA MY BROTHERS, EVERYTHING IS ALL GOOD NIGGAZ!

  • January 13, 2006 12:08 AM
  • FarragutFlyGuy says...
  • Yo yamila half chilean and half navajo????damn u sound good babygirl- get @ me, lets take Ushers advice and do what the video say....

  • January 13, 2006 12:10 AM
  • DEATH TO NIGGAS says...
  • All yall NIGGAS deserved to be HUNG, burned to a crisp and SPAT on like the niggas u are. I wish a nigga would come down my block and get they nigga asses torched. DEATH TO ALL NIGGAS FUCK R&B,FUCK RAP,FUCK BLUES,FUCK JAZZ,FUCK YALL DARK ASS SKIN,FUCK YALL NAPPY ASS HAIR,FUCK ALL NIGGAS NEED TO DIE!

  • January 13, 2006 12:13 AM
  • DEATH TO NIGGAS says...
  • Im tired of niggas callin me a redneck DEATH TO ALL YALL MONKEY BIG LIPPED,BIG NOSED ASSES!

  • January 13, 2006 12:15 AM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • HERE WE GO AGAIN, SOMEBODY ELSE TRYING TO ACT LIKE THERE ME.LIKE I WROTE THIS COMMENT. IM LAUGHING:
    YEAH NIGGAZ!!!! I'M THE SHIT!!! YA HEARD!!! ITS NIGGA TIME! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! WHAT WAS I THINKING I LOOOOOOOOVE THE WORD NIGGA!!! WHAT UP MY FELLOW NIGGAZ! WHATS POPPIN NIGGA. I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A SHORTSIGHTED NIGGA MY BROTHERS, EVERYTHING IS ALL GOOD NIGGAZ!


    Posted by: stopusingthewordnigga at January 13, 2006 12:08 AM


    OBVIOUSLY THAT WAS NOT THE REAL STOPUSINGTHEWORDNIGGA, JUST SOMEONE TRYING TO BE FUNNY.

  • January 13, 2006 12:29 AM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • JUICE WONDER,

    I feel you brother. Although I dont now if its preaching. Im just pointing out the ignorance in calling each other nigga. Blacks dont like to be called Nigga, but we call each other nigga. Makes no sense. Its makes us look like hypocrites.

  • January 13, 2006 12:36 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Yamila,

    Half Navajo and half Chilean? You're Mexican the hard way, dearie.

  • January 13, 2006 3:37 AM
  • Shaft says...
  • dang ya'll what happened...when i last left a comment it was about a video....

    *cut to later than night*...

    and its all about the N word,let it go ya'll, i think Usher would have wanted it that way

  • January 13, 2006 3:57 AM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • LMAO @ This thread!

    Nigga hush!

    I'm in love with the editing jobs...too fucking funny, niqqaz.

  • January 13, 2006 5:30 AM
  • Ny's true crown prince says...
  • Mr. Harvard.... I very much doubt that you even applied for a college, and to add insult to injury you claim to attend one of the finer institutions of this nation and yet cant use proper grammer.... Smells like .... to me!

    Now back to the topic, Usher is talented. Very arrogant yes, but who wouldn't be when they feel like they are on top of the world. It started at home when his mother/manager started prepping her son for stardom by telling him how magical he was. Then came the diddy's the uptown records hangouts and then success. The guy has not had an ordinary day in well 60% of his life. Hell even the most humble of humble would be cocky if success is all they knew.

    The video is corny but his tracks actually carry some artistic design to them. It appeals to a core audience, he's a safe artist. He sings about regular stuff like heartbreak,lust, etc.

  • January 13, 2006 6:50 AM
  • Ny's true crown prince says...
  • Oh yeah i'm all for "Revolution" and "Change" but this self glorification and forced point of views by one person to another is an annoying little trait that our community has developed. Everyone wants to talk but not everyone has something worthy of being said.

  • January 13, 2006 6:52 AM
  • Creemie says...
  • Can we just talk about the music people? This isnt the forum for all this MLK, Sojourner truth stuff.

    *and some people do act like Ni99as so why not use the word?

  • January 13, 2006 11:55 AM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • TO CREEMIE,

    To answer your question of why not use that word: because that word nigga is a derogatory term for all black people , not just the ignorant ones. You have to look at it from a more broad standpoint. American society continuosly sees blacks calling black the n word. They see in movies, our comedys, movies. When they contantly see us using it on each other , then when we get upset cause a white person calls us that word, we look silly. Like they can say "you guys call each other like". We look like hypocrites.

  • January 13, 2006 6:13 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • For the last time, niggas... The nigga conversation is over.

  • January 13, 2006 6:26 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Who would have thought a nigga conversation would start in an URSHER blog of all places???

  • January 13, 2006 8:10 PM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • RON MEXICO,

    MY NEW BEST FRIEND! how you doing today brother? hows life treat you? LOL

  • January 13, 2006 8:11 PM
  • Yamila Mexico says...
  • Ron Mexico,

    That comment wasn't funny, how would I be Mexican the hard way? Anyway even if I was what is wrong with that there are alot of Mexican women who are beautiful, Salma Hayek, Eva Longoria and Supermodel Elsa Benitez to name a few. I'm proud of my heritage and apparently so is my fiance!!!!!!!!

  • January 14, 2006 12:07 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Mexican the hard way means you've got all the ingredients.

    Embrace it. One World. One Love.

    We are all made of stars.

  • January 14, 2006 12:15 AM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • RON MEXICO,

    Whats up buddy? what are you doing to celebrate Martin Luther king holiday? LOL

  • January 14, 2006 2:18 PM
  • MartinLutherKing says...
  • stopusingthewordnigga you a nigga the hardway

  • January 15, 2006 2:33 PM
  • PITTSBURGH,PA says...
  • JIM JONES IS PUSSY Y'ALL CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!

    He really did get ran out of PITTSBURGH

    PITTSBURGH IS HOOD AND SOMEONE GOT SHOT AT THE 50 CENT MOVIE IN PITTSBURGH!!!!!

    US NIGGAZ CAUSED ALL KINDS OF
    WRECKLESS MAYHAM!!

    F CRACKERS
    R-FAGGOT SAYS BLACK PEOPLE ARE RETARTED

    PITTSBURGH STEELERS BEAT THE COLTS!!!

    SO FU*K YOU TOO WHITEBOY(R-FAGGOT)
    www.allhiphop.com/rumors/?ID=886

  • January 15, 2006 7:37 PM
  • Tammy says...
  • Ron, you're a journalist the HARD WAY...J/K ;o)

    Back to Usher's "Nice & Slow" video:

    This video is a bit dramatic for a song about fucking. I mean, how does the video relate to any of the lyrics? I understand that Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video set the standard for a lot of artists out today; however, the video corresponded to the topic of the song. If you're going to make a video-movie, make sure it relates to the song. Shit!

    **Just don't overdo it, like R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet."**

  • January 17, 2006 11:49 AM
  • CAMILLE says...
  • USHER U ARE THE FINEST EVER DON'T 4 GET
    U ALSO HAD A GREATTTTTTTTTTTT PACK KEEP IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • January 19, 2006 6:38 PM
  • jonathan says...
  • you are the best singer please give mi you adres
    y ame french y am only ten y ame you fan !!!!!!!!!!!

  • January 23, 2006 7:16 AM
  • Max Ballstein says...
  • You can't be 57135 serious?!?

  • July 28, 2006 7:28 PM
  • Abdi Fatah says...
  • i heard he was called by biggie to sing for him when biggie rappin' then when his voice got fuckt up he got expelled

  • January 11, 2007 8:06 AM
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  • August 6, 2007 3:23 PM

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