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Sean Paul - "Temperature"

Posted on January 3, 2006 5:50 AM

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As per reader request, we be burnin’, yo… and freezing… and waiting around in the rain like Ray J. Somehow I get the idea that Sean Paul didn’t go down on Lil’ Kim or Superhead, though. Today’s selection “Temperature” [watch it now] combines the dance steps we’ve come to know and love from Shauna Paul’s videos with an attempt at clever subliminal imagery within the context of the seasons changing.

Consensus: Some niggas need to stick to spittin hard and makin beef patties.

I watched this video with a Caucasoid friend of mine named Clyde who immediately informed me that he couldn’t understand a word of what he was ingesting, but he did note that Sean Paul’s braids had to be Hair Club implants. Upon further inspection I had to agree with him. Them shits really do look like he had a little professional help to make them stay. Sometimes you need a boost when you’re like 38 and shit. I think they might be Velcro-on.

Old Navy is finally expanding to Jamaica. This is the first commercial they plan to air right after Lemon Tree Lane (if you ain’t Jamaican don’t even try). Old Navy’s Performance Parkas are damn near useless back a yard, but Sean Paul is rocking them... so you need to get like $750,000 Jamaican together and get up on it! Don’t worry, you can totally do the Bogle shit in these. (R.I.P.)

You know I gotta talk about this shit… The phallic imagery like the skeeting suntan lotion (which only Mista Paul needs) and the opening and closing umbrella are overshadowed by one dance move:

In the Autumn dance collection— They got this one routine where the lady dancers (let’s call them Snap, Crackle and Pop) are on the ground slithering as some metrosexuals come by and put their feet on their backs like they just caught a prize buck. As cool as the effect may be, I think this is no coincidence. This dance says Tallulah! Get you bumba ras back in a di kitchen an’ mek Ackee far mi breddrin dem.” Of course after the meal Tallulah’s getting the dick sandwich with no chance of licky licky. (Because that’s unacceptable for a Jamaican man.)

Apparently the Weather Jam afterparty was held in the “Gone In 60 Seconds” garage. I wonder who came up with that idea. Let’s pop and grind until we all die of carbon monoxide poisoning! The end of this shit looks like the Uncut version of Chris Brown’s. Sean-da-Paul. Me tink "You Got Served" nah, mon!

Sadly, it’s always the polices that break up niggas just trynna have some fun. Better the white man’s foot on our necks than we die because of our own ignorance, right Ruckus?

Questions? Comments? Requests? Need a set of Velcro braids like Sean’s? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • Regina says...
  • What's up with that picture of Sean Paul - he looks sun burned, damn - he looks like something you'll buy at Red Lobster.

  • January 3, 2006 12:04 PM
  • Born says...
  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • January 3, 2006 12:16 PM
  • ONE says...
  • Sean Paul is letting his forehead grow....

    Tru i always thought it looked like a Old Navy commercial

    P.S: Snowmen aint gangsta(I aint talkin bout the kid who hides the rest of the yams at his aunts house), even if u give em the 'eyes wide shut' look... which by the way mystical already played out.

  • January 3, 2006 12:36 PM
  • boombada says...
  • this song is hot, riddim is hot, video is creative. tired of seeing the same vids on BET that consist of whack southern rappers with rusting alumnium and cubic zirconia fronts.

    Thank good for creativity!

  • January 3, 2006 3:25 PM
  • SJ says...
  • Funniest thing about Sean Paul he was born in Trini and lived in Toronto his whole life... ain't shit bout him jamaican... his label wants you to think there is though.

  • January 3, 2006 5:15 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Gasp! Say it ain't so!

    I was expectin someone to be like "he was born in Germany"

  • January 3, 2006 5:21 PM
  • oliand1 says...
  • PEOPLE ALWAYS HATEIN'
    SAY WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT, IT'S REFRESHING IF NOTHING ELSE!
    I PERSONALLY THINK THE SONG IS ANOTHA HOT 1 FROM SHAUNN A' PAUL
    BE REAL NEGROS, YOU KNOW YOU BE DANCING TO THIS SHIT! YOU CAN'T HELP YOURSELVES...
    AND BESIDES,IT'S BETTER THAN THAT LAFFY TAFFY BULLSHIT (AND THAT AINT' SAYING MUCH!)

  • January 3, 2006 5:28 PM
  • sjyouliar says...
  • SJ are you drunk or smoking weed
    Maybe you have just started seeing sean paul now
    that guy started making music in kingston at age 14!!
    get your facts str8
    he was on jamaican streets at 14 making that money
    go w atch all his earlier videos while he was still a small kid,i bet you never seen any,because you guys in usa only know artists u see on TV
    he was already making music with the likes of buju banton mr vegas and the likes while still at a younger age

  • January 3, 2006 5:35 PM
  • SantaCruz says...
  • I think that belstaff jacket in the viseo cost more than alot of dudes whole possessions.

  • January 3, 2006 5:58 PM
  • BLAZO says...
  • that hate is still strong in you faggot niggas

  • January 3, 2006 6:36 PM
  • deno says...
  • Boi is from Jamaica,here are the facts.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Paul


    Sean Paul Henriques, commonly known as Sean Paul, born January 8, 1973 in St. Andrew, Jamaica, West Indies. He is a Jamaican Dancehall singer of Portuguese, Chinese and African lineage. He definitely epitomizes the Jamaican Motto "Out of Many One People". Sean Paul's voice and style of singing is often compared to Jamaican 1990s dancehall sensation Super Cat.

  • January 3, 2006 6:41 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Oh yes... He's always been a fake ass Super Cat.

    ...But if we can't have the real one, I can accept SP. Nigga got jams for days!

  • January 3, 2006 7:09 PM
  • R-FIGGZ says...
  • That publicity pic of Sean Paul was a vain attempt by his management to make him look more black.
    His hair was actually braided by an overweight mexican girl in Cozumel named "Guadalupe Conchita chavez" who has a stand near the cruise ship dock right by Fat Tuesdays and Senor Frogs.

  • January 3, 2006 7:34 PM
  • IHATEFAKEONES says...
  • REAL NICE HATEIN' RON MEXICO, WHAT ARE YOU? A FAKE ASS PURTO RICAN?

  • January 3, 2006 8:38 PM
  • stopusingthewordnigga says...
  • This is the shit y'all need to get on. Someone wrote this on another blog:

    YOU HAVE TO REFER TO EACH OTHER AS "NIGGA". YOU CANNOT HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ANOTHER BLACKMAN WITHOUT ACTUALLY CALLING HIM A "NIGGA". YOU JUST CANT, YOU HAVE TO CALL HIM "NIGGA", YOU HAVE TO REMIND HIM OF HIS PLACE IN SOCIETY, YOU HAVE TO REMIND HIM OF WHAT YOU AND THE REST OF AMERICA THINKS OF HIM "NIGGA", YOU HAVE TO REMIND YOUR BOY OR SOME RANDOM STRANGER IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION THAT HE IS A "NIGGA". YOU CANT HELP IT, NO ONE MAKES YOU SAY IT SO YOU IT MUST MEAN THAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK IN YOUR OWN MIND THAT YOUR BOY IS A "NIGGA". I GUESS IF YOU ACCEPT BEING DEGRADED BY EACH OTHER ITS COOL, FUCKING DUMBASS BLACK NIGGAS.


    Posted by: randomwhitey at December 28, 2005 09:50 AM


    But I the bad guy, right........

  • January 3, 2006 8:55 PM
  • R-FIGGZ says...
  • Did someone say Puerto Ricans? - i love Puerto Ricans!!....

  • January 3, 2006 9:04 PM
  • oliand1 says...
  • can anyone tell me whats wrong with being gay its a free country why should i hide my sexuality

  • January 3, 2006 9:51 PM
  • R-FIGGZ says...
  • Sean Paul is from Cozumel,Mexico....

  • January 3, 2006 11:28 PM
  • real says...
  • You gotta do the new Juelz Santana. oh yes.

  • January 3, 2006 11:57 PM
  • smokeymacpott420@ayhoo.com says...
  • Man Sean Paul is from the same block Shaggy is from, they all hang with SNOW, yall member that WHITE can who did that INFORMER shit. They all be from the same hood!!

  • January 4, 2006 12:43 AM
  • Stylezz says...
  • This is my tune!! I don't think it was Sean Paul that was born here I think it was his brother, all the same he uses us as dancers in videos so I barely care. I like the bgs in this video and how blocked the gradient was, very hot effect.

    The song at the end is hot. It doesn't hurt the fact that I like this video because I know like 3/4 of the ppl dancing (still like to know where Fusion was while this was being shot).

    For a Sean Paul video is was good. But why did BET keep showing this video for that sex and hip hop show??? So what the girl really doesn't have bangs? They should have been talkin 2 Sean about his throw baaaaaaaaaack braids.

    PS: sean paul stop dancing...leave it to us.

  • January 4, 2006 1:00 PM
  • jaminAzimiz says...
  • Yes sean paul iss jamaican and yes the video does have strong sexual conotations, but its a whole lot better than the shoot-em-up crap these dumb yankees are doin. If u aint jamaican den dont pos' no ras cleat comment bout wah u nuh know. bumba ras cleat idiot yanke and latino dem a chat bare fuckery!!!1111

  • January 6, 2006 10:37 PM
  • jaminAzimiz says...
  • sylez ur definately right sean paul fi stop do di 1 style him know (willy bounce) ddid yall read dat article in XXL where hes talkin bout all his styles he rocks in jamaica. none of dem pics are genuine (November or December issue)

  • January 6, 2006 10:41 PM
  • pt says...
  • lime tree lane

  • January 9, 2006 8:05 PM
  • whatever says...
  • All i have to say is that Sean Paul is fuckin sick... yall r jst haters or jealous or w/e. The shit he be comin out wit is tight, n like that other dude said... u all kno u be dancing to it in da clubs n w/e. Dont be dissin on sumone u dont kno nothin bout!!!

  • January 12, 2006 3:25 PM
  • Sizzlacir says...
  • Whats the song at the end of the song called? Sounded good.

  • January 17, 2006 5:26 PM
  • burak says...
  • if you love sean paul,you talk me sean_burak@hotmail.com

  • January 19, 2006 5:01 AM
  • Mirna says...
  • I personally love Sean Paul very much, he is my favorite singer and he is hansy and cute!!!! He has a great songs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's the best and i like him very much!!! Fuck everybody who hate him!

  • January 21, 2006 2:52 PM
  • *AFRICAN MAMI*$$ says...
  • yall niggaz n wiggaz b lame dayum leave da man alone n u crakaz watch yall bak i smell u frm ere snif snif it shiat c im hella tight sean paul bad dayum n u cant handle SHAWTIEZ sean u rollin rollin rollin c dye b hatin no wat DUN HATE APPRECIATE iight
    PEACE n LOVE yall laturrz

  • January 24, 2006 4:34 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • I KNOW the African ain't makin funk jokes.

  • January 24, 2006 10:50 AM
  • taf says...
  • go suck u muma u fucking haters seana paul a di real king a dancehaal n if u dont like it confront me pussy let mi put copper to to u skull

  • January 31, 2006 4:31 PM
  • apollo says...
  • fuck the haters man sean paul been big from 'stage one' literally. yall dunno nothing bout the nigga, you be riding anybody's dick soon as you see them on tv but dunno theya history. stick to the east coast-west coast shit, blow your own brains out, and sniff the blow up your snouts and leave the international music alone if you aint got love.

  • February 4, 2006 2:32 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • International music?

    Don't disrespect the planet that way.

    This shit is catered to the U.S.

    Sean Paul definitely USED TO be an international force... but now he's trying to get that American money, unfortunately.

    Don't play yourself like that.

  • February 4, 2006 4:29 AM
  • cetea says...
  • sean paul is not even number 1 in jamaica

    reggaeton is trash
    puerto ricans steal everything

  • February 6, 2006 3:21 PM
  • Mr. B says...
  • That Belstaff jacket was sweet, i'm curious to see how much that thing is, anyone got a link to buy?

  • February 8, 2006 4:22 PM
  • real jammie says...
  • Sean Paul is an idiot ass jafakan like most of yall Americans tyrna copy us jamacians like lil kim wid her fake ass accent sean paul didnt even film his video in jamacia like all his other videos they copy all the dances and make dem look stupid i have to admit that white girl is good that does the splits

  • February 13, 2006 9:18 AM
  • thick girl says...
  • all yall haters, yall just hatin cause my boi sean paul have seen more ass and titi shakin than yall get off his dick

  • February 16, 2006 8:25 PM
  • BriAmri says...
  • The belstaff website is belstaffusa.com I didnt see the jacket sean paul had on tho.

  • February 16, 2006 9:14 PM
  • Alesia says...
  • Sean paul is cool, i like all the music he has done but for some reason he cant dance, he do the same dance over and over again with his arms. not to be gay or anything but his dancers has maad skillz

  • February 20, 2006 12:09 PM
  • La'Shuna says...
  • I always and still do love Sean Paul and his music but if you notice he do the same moves over and over again, i'll just put it like this (HE CAN NOT DANCE). If your any fan of him SORRY, somebody had to say it. Not to be gay or anything but those 3 dancers have maad skillz, i'll like to give they props. They make the video more HOT, they make me want to take up dance

  • February 20, 2006 4:17 PM
  • Turtlez says...
  • ok all of ya'll sayin he bringz sumffin fresh to tha game dunno wut tha fuck ya'll talkin bout...all he duz iz take old riddimz that r so sick(frum JA) n turn them to shyt...i cant lie tha one live song got is at the end of tha vid..n its called breakout(sirens riddim)all u ppl who think hes jamaican r obviously NOT anything close to jamaican n dont bother showin no random website link n tryta prov he is cuz websites lies..n so do tha ARTIST..i'm a keep it funky wid ya'll sean paul is WACK n will always be he cant dance ither..he duz tha UGLIEST WILLIE BOUNCE..bougle iz wacky dippin in his grave cuz of that shyt(R.I.P)*CRime scean...sean paul dancing...YEllow tape...forensic report..find out why tha fuk he trynna say hes jamaican i dun care if hes been a jafaican since 14 it dont change tha fact hes wack...n i aint dancin to no sean paul shyt in tha clubz(breakout is an eception)n tha white g iz baby k all thoose dancers r from t.o... big up fusion..n yea stylz wur tha fuck wuz fusion at SON....

    to all tha randomz thinkin they noe dancehall music mek u go bac a ya momma yawd n suk out ar batty hole PUSSA.

  • March 29, 2006 12:24 AM
  • Stylezz says...
  • CR-CR-CROSS!!!

  • March 29, 2006 9:57 AM

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