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N.W.A. - "Hundred Miles and Runnin'"
Posted on January 5, 2006 11:38 AM
Why this one? Because "Straight Outta Comption" is just a little cliché, wouldn't you say?
The zaggin who made "running from the cops" videos look waaaaaay cooler than it actually is had fully reloaded in 1990. Short one member, N.W.A. didn't give half of a fuck and stuck to the formula with "Hundred Miles and Runnin'" [watch it now] This video had zaggin all over the country talkin about "Yeah, I did a Eazy-E on them mothafuckas!" whenever someone got away from the cops.
Sidebar: (In case you haven't noticed) In honor of the video, group and album, I will be referring to "niggas" (in the plural) as "zaggin" for the duration of today's column.
Oh shit! Look at one of the Blind Boys of California takin one for the team! Aren’t we all lucky he didn’t cockblock on some Uncle Ruckus shit? Some zaggin from the older generations be mad as hell at us when white folks are even the least bit cross with us! “Boy what the hell is wrong with you? Got them polices all riled up! Here you go, ossifer! I got some cuffs right here!"
In 16 years I've never seen anyone call a party foul on Yella having to make out with a dude. I mean, I don't care. If that's what floats his boat I'm cool with it. But the rest of y'all zaggin be ready to burn a nigga at the stake. I guess it was gonna happen one way or another. If he got caught, he woulda had himself a boyfriend or two in Chino.
Their pursuers don’t even look like cops. They look like angry ass stockbrokers. This is almost Keenan Ivory Wayans-like in how “The Man” is chasing these cats. As usual, we don’t even get a picture of what these zaggin did wrong. I’ve been knocked on a D.W.M. and B.S.N. (Driving With Melanin and Black on a Saturday Night) a few times myself. Fuck Guiliani!
How many times did Eazy-E get away? He pulled that “freeze tag” shit more than once. If only he ran like that to the 7-Eleven to get some Trojans, we’d still be able to fuck with the nigga. (no pun intended/no homo combo).
Is that the D.O.C. they got to snitch? Damn, son. He was my favorite out of all them zaggin. Too bad he’s a rat bastard. That’s why he ain’t got no voice! Snitches don’t deserve to make platinum records. Damn… Look at Eazy. He looks so at home with the hoes. He looks like Chris Brown at the zoo with his caretaker. I don’t think that nigga made that ever-important stop at the store. The one in the read looks like her shit is HURT. I wouldn't raw dog that with YOUR dick. (Yes, you, male reader.)
The cops didn’t even have to go through all that. Hoes are cool. They’re definitely a weakness, but this setup would have worked with a number of lures: weed, 40s of Olde English, KFC (Kansas or Kennedy, of course), cornbread, watermelon, 50% off coupons to Foot Locker, Richard Pryor tapes, boxes of Newports... etc. (Everyone knows the "Zaggin Can't Resist" list. Feel free to fill in any omissions.)
Man, these zaggin wanted to smash after all that runnin from the police? They might have all missed their calling as Track and Field stars. MC Ren could have been a gold medallist in the Crack Put and the 100-meter heater relay. I’m a former Ghetto Olympian myself. I have a little jewelry in the NY (winter) edition. You might have seen my card in Sports Illustrated for Zaggin. I took the gold in 1992 and silver in 1996 for the Turnstile Hop.
I won’t give the ending away, but dammit these are some clever motherfuckers! I just wanna know how they made the hoes stay! My hoes don’t never sit still! You should see my knuckles. They’re all kinds of cracked and calloused. I use Palmolive and everything.
You know it’s hard out here for a pimp.
Questions? Comments? Requests? Need a lifelike Eazy-E mannequin? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
P.S.: How much better would this shit have been if Ice Cube weren’t in NY? You know… The nigga that makes family movies!
Comments
That video is crazy what more can I say.These dudes are really creative as
hell when it comes to making a good song match the video.This group will forever be legends in the hip hop game.
"R.I.P EAZY-E"
"King Of The West Coast"
Definitely. N.W.A. videos brought me in the house from playing... well... freeze tag and training for the Zaggin Olympics.
Aww man I love this video. It makes me laugh every time. Didn't the guy who was chasin Dre look like a 70s porn star??
Eazy clearly had the best getaway. All he had to do was give some shifty eyes and then dipped.
I still don't know what they did, but I hope it was worth it. These zaggins were running for hours! I know one of them caught a cramp like Kells.
How in the hell did they get to where ever they were @ the end?? Everything in this video makes sence excpet for that.
Blind man, transexuals, fence hoppin', porn star police, snitches, runnin like you stole somethin,zaggin, and masks...I give this video 2 thumbs up
btw zaggin needs to go into your slang box. I know there are going to be some slow ppl who wont get it
ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com yo stuff be weak. i only been readin this blog stuff 4 a min, but every time i see one of yo blogs it's a waste of time to read. u be coming up with some lame corny azz stuff. playa step yo game up or go home. stay out of journalism until u got a hot topic. and if u trying to be dave chapelle stick to the crack smokin and not the comady
Sorry you no likey.
I clean pools too!
Yo Ronnie, "kcuf" 10! That dude need a hug. I don't even have to watch this video again to remember rootin' for the bad guys in black to murk out on jake. I'm just tryin' to figure out why nobody slipped on Eazy's jheri curl juice. It reminds me of the early 90's in S.W. Philly. We had these two narcs named Robocop and Batman. They didn't want to arrest you, they just wanted to beat that ass. They knew all you had was a couple of caps because nobody was dumb enough to keep a stash on 'em. And Robocop was just that. This whiteboy could RUN! Wouldn't stop. Talkin' to you and shit like, "The longer you make me run, the longer I'm gonna whip your black ass!" Batman was this cock diesel (I'm so old school) dude who would BEAT DAT ASS!! Shit, that was like a badge of honor in my hood! Gettin' your ass beat by these two beasts! 49th and Baltimore, Stand Up!!! Efil Rof Zaggin!! I'm out like Eazy!
BREAKING NEWS" ice cube melted while licking himself in the armpits with velvet paper and mushrooms while bumping common's "testify"
The video is off the hook.classic shit. But whats the deal with Eazy gettin absolutely no respect (except for game and lil e). He was the WESTCOAST, he started the gangsta shit, bout time somebody made and eazy e duets or some shit to get that nigga some respect for the 06. RIP E
Eazy E was doin the posthumous release thing before it became cool.
Don't you have Eternal E? Straight Off The Streets of Muthaphukkin Compton?
It's just that it all happened 12 years ago.
Agreed... Some people should be lookin to work with even his old verses, but that might be on Tomica. She might not be lookin to do Weekend at Bernie's with his shit like some other rappers who have died are being played.
Though... Personally, I don't wanna hear Boyz N The Hood with anyone but Eazy on it!
"I GOT EM FRONT BACK... AND SIDE TO SIDE!!!"
Surrey Jack... You in Surrey, BC?
Man, that place is wild, but I love it up there.
what up RON, damn right im from surrey bc, home of the best chronic in the world. I know this got nuthin to with it, but fuck im sick of all these fuckin rappers talkin about how great CALI weed is, does anybody know where that fuckin weed come from, BC motherfucker!!! In surrey we got love for Eazy E, Tupac and WEED!!!!
surreyjack_canada : Ayo son what kinda weed you gettin in Surrey BC? I have no idea where it is but presumably in Canada right? We get pretty mad chronic in England too as it comes straight from Amsterdam, any variety and strain you like, personally I'm on that AK-47, White Widow, Purple Haze shit although I can't smoke too much as it fucks up my work game.
Nigga Cali is the hook on weed. You can get a zip for under 4 bills and it some purple kush and shit. 8ths are bout 50-60 dollars. You can get good shit all over the country, but not as easy or as cheap as in Cali. Mayne, when I was in Europe, espicially Amsterdam, I couldn't believe how cheap it was. And dem girls love some black americans. Just be careful not to fuck wit that hash cake. Shit had me sleepin on a park bench. And that Malcolm-X is like 8 dollas a pill.
HighLife : Damn boy, you're weed is expensive out in Cali huh? 50-60 bucks for an 1/8th? Damn nigga thats like 40 pounds, it costs 15-20 pounds for an 1/8th out here and thats some put-you-on-yo-ass weed. I got some Cali Orange bud about 2 years ago with like red hairs comin off of it and that shit nearly put me in a mental hospital for a month. Can you get hash in Cali? You can get mad block in the UK, some good, some utter shit. Yeah the X pills are cheaps as fuck out here, like 2 pounds a biscuit, so thats $3.50 or something. I don't fuck with that shit anymore anyways. How much is that shit in the US?
PIMP JUICE IS THA SHIT!
NWA is the shit. easy is one of the most underrated rappers eva,even though that nigga wasnt a genius lyrically,he still kept it real,and was the epitome of a cali nigga doin his thang.but NWA is CB4,check "compton city G's",most of them niggaz was studio gangstas.dre was a band-member guy(ever seen him in that purplish-pink sequin suit pre-NWA?),yella was yella,ren and doc,and ice cube was all playing a gangster-role.easy was the realest.NWA made the best uncompromising gangsta music.that era of the west is done, and people should stop trying to be that,and get back to makin good music.thats why i big up this guy G-VEGA,yall need to watch out for this cat.RIP BIG,RIP PAC,RIP B BRAZY,RIP MAUSBERG,RIP EASY E.
Man fuck what all yall say about WEED the best weed in the USA comes from Washington State, thats why we car called the EVERGREEN state! We are mad close to Canada and they are RIGHT they got some FIRE weed up there, much love to them cunuks! A Now on to NWA man them niggas did it BIG, look at there chains! Look at them jeans talk about CREASE whole bottle of starch right there. LIL Eazy sucks balls, he is going to hell for trying to make money off his fathers name! R.I.P Eazy Godfather of Gangsta Rap!
Ahh! 1991 I remember those days, when that tape came out I was in 12th grade and I remember when we on the East Coast (DC) used to dress like them with the Carharts (spelling?) plaid shirts and dickies. I even ordered the N.W.A. beanie and locs off the order form. It's funny now watching this video looking at Dre wit those high waters/tight jeans, his pants was so tight, if you look closely you could see the year of that quarter in his pocket. Anybody 28-33 years old remember Mc Ren never had a shape-up. I guess they were on the run for never having shape-ups. "Wasted young black male approximately 17-21 years old with no shape-up, wearing a big Carhart jacket with some 28 slim tight a$% jeans he may be armed and dangerous don't try to apprehend him."
hey our bad for fuckin up this shit with weed talk,forgive me Eazy!But fuck we get eighths up here for $25 canadian which is like $20 american, and right now we got the purple kush and blueberry. Ask Snoop who got the killa chronic , he'll tell you. Plus you in america get fucked for havin that shit on u. We move that shit here and just got crept on by 5-0 last week with a couple of pounds, we aint gonna do no time for that shit, wont even go to court, if that was in america they would have fuckin locked our asses up, the shit is almost legal up here! So all you motherfuckers take a trip up to BC and holla at me.(and NO it dont fuckin snow up here haha) anyways,RIP Eazy and you right lil e can suck a fat nut cuz he aint shit compared to his pops!
Word we do have some slack drug laws up here
FUCK PITTSBURGH THAT SHIT AINT EVEN HEARD OF HOE GET THE FUCK ON NOBODY CLAIMS THAT WEAK ASS SHIT
seriously, im from canada, and i bet shits more gangsta in the streets of Surrey then it is there. We dont even live in a ghetto and theres been 3 shootings this week. So shut the fuck up with this pittsburgh shit. Suck a Dick, NO HOMO.
LOL HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Y'ALL IS FUNNY
yo im in cqt bc right by surrey shit is fuhkn crazy round here, yeh an eighth is bout $25here yesterday me n my buddy got stopped by 5-0 for blazin at some playground at a school n got our names n shit n let us off on a warning and we wer fuhhhkked
thers like a war up here between skinheads in some areas n like couple miles away fuhkn niggs spics afghans arabians persians asians everything are fuhkn starting so much shit i was down in cali this past summer tthey got good chron but even with the bloods n crips out shit wasnt hard
You forgot to mention the realest motherfuckers in the hood. the fuckin brown boys, and i aint talkin spics , i'm talkin sikhs, east indians. They the ones poppin off and for good reason, motherfuckers be tryin to take over the hood. But we aint lettin shit go down like that. Check out my boy , reppin surrey, The Teflon Don, he got songs with yukmouth, e40 check out the site, theteflondon.net, Never thought indians could do shit but run the 7-11, think again MOTHERFUCKERSZZZ
yeah dawg hes from NEWTTONN i grew der my whole life man i spit too. im in FLEETWOOD right now like 10 minutes away and word is this homie signed with Yukmouth i got some of his tracks too, im brown too. and just so you wondering BC BUD IS THE SHIT, NO JOKE come down and see how it goes down hur.
be in luck eazy-e and r.i.p 2pac eazy-e
biggie smalls santiago chago love in memory
what it do homie ~r.i.p.~ easie E
real compton city g`s
ayyy ~B`s~^ piru love we miss you easie e
I live at 34355 Commonwealth in Seattle. Been up here before?
Punjabi's be runnin the whole game down in Van/Surrey area an lot more. We dont got bloods an crips down here but we got brown gangs not be messed with. The first murders in Canada, wer indo canadian murders. LowerMainland averages 72 homicedes a yr. Surrey Bein the car captial of the world and gang capt of Canada
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