Sup, It’s Ron Mexico. Welcome to this week’s installment of The Black-chelor.

I must say, I don’t think Foofy Foofy has enjoyed this kind of selection since he went to the All-You-Can-Smoke rock buffet on Jerome Avenue. Only after you have tasted a selection of afternoon delights of that sort could you embark on the world's oldest impossible quest: turning a ho into a housewife. I'm sure it's written somewhere in Leviticus that this is impossible, like looking directly into the sun.
Of course this doesn't mean it's not entertaining as shit to watch Flavor Flav try. Let Extreme Hoin' Challenge: Flavor Edition commence!
Flavor finally gets down to what I was waiting for this episode… putting hoes to challenges. I was getting worried. To be dressed the part of a crack pimp for the entire series so far, it was long overdue that he put these guls to work out on the track for Daddy.
I wouldn’t trust any of these skanktaculars around my grandmother. I don’t see why Flavor would endanger other people’s older relatives like that. I wouldn’t let any of these GED Image Award winners come near the elderly to perform medical tasks without nursing degrees. Maybe I’d try one out to rub my feet, but I damn sure wouldn’t let one put my teeth in without gloves. That’d be a fucked up way to get Gonorrhea.
I had a joke all ready about how he was probably gonna take the winner of the nursing home challenge to Red Lobster. Then he went and actually did that. Sweetie didn’t seem pleased with the dinner call. She testified that she was expecting something really Hollywood.
Question of the Day: Where the fuck did she think he was taking her? Flavor Flav is a hypeman from the Bronx who is famous for all the wrong reasons. I guess with the crack and kid problems it’s not so difficult to confuse him with ODB. Still, she should have KNOWN she was getting the cheddar biscuits. What the fuck kind of money do these dumb broads think Flavor has? How connected do they think he is? If Flavor Flav called Ron Mexico right now he’d be speaking to Tone Loc. I don’t got no change to put in the Viking helmet.
How do you spell comic relief? Take a white girl and videotape her being taught how to “dance black.” Pumpkin AKA O.G. (short for Olive Garden, which should be her new nickname) caught on quicker than Britney Spears to Darren’s Dance Grooves. Sure she looks a little choppy now, but if she makes it deep into the show she very well may be picking up your quarters without using hands. I’d keep an eye on that situation.
Challenge #2 was a little more daunting. I love kids, but I get on some Bernie Mac shit when they get out of line. I mean, I really would chop a little motherfucker in the throat. Then go beat the parents’ ass for fucking the kid up. Only one of the Flavor Hoes had this killer instinct. Smiley put it down on some true Vietnamese psychological warfare shit. No wait… She had that little boy mesmerized by the tit-tays. Nevermind.
Goldie’s all like “I love kids! I have 6! But I ain’t watchin all them AND yours!” A little bit of poetic justice for her when she got hurled on by little Timmy. This is actually quite pertinent and relevant for her as it acclimated her to the reality of having to deal with Flavor’s post-rock vomit on a pretty regular basis were they to get together.
Much like the old people, I feel bad for the kids. I don’t know how many times they must have had to ask “Is your name Cristal… Like the champagne?”
I was on the floor when Sweetie said she had her buttcheeks had violently clenched the entire time. She then said she was afraid they would fall off once her name was called and she released them. No, dearie, that’s a rush of shit you should be afraid of, not the cheeks falling off. With that said, had they fallen off, I’m sure Flavor would have picked them up for you. He kept you even after he took you to Red Lobster... and you forgot that you were in an hoin’ competition, failing to put out.
After all of this, we say goodbye to Peaches and Serious, who actually won the second competition. (We all saw how well her ass and hips took care of those kids.) After an anonymous tip from a little grasshopper, her motives were made obvious to Foofy Foofy and she was pretty much done for. Ironically enough, Serious called Flavor an intellectual. Now you KNOW this phony-ass scallywhop gots to go. Of all the head Serious could give to advance her career, she wants to attack Flavor Flav?! That ain’t exactly a Russell/Kimora situation, old girl.
Funny, I think Peaches would have truly loved and respected Flavor. They also could have smoked out together. Flavor fucked up. I guess he’s thinking what I’ve been thinking. Pumpkin too looks like she’s tasted the pipe before, be it crack, crank or dick.
Questions? Comments? Requests? Have a Cristal you need made into a Miller Lite? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
P.S.: Tomorrow we will begin a 3-part "Talkin' Videos 2005 Awards/Recap." Nothing but the best... the best... the best... for the rest of the week. Fuck with your boy!
P.S.S.: How you doin, Hoopz?
Comments
Ron, U got sum shit on ya mind. I fucks wit' you. I felt the same way. But admit, Hoopz is a bad chick....
Yeah, your last comment made me respond. Hoopz is on another level. That appears to be wife material (at least on the surface)
yeah I was hopin hoopz got kicked off she too good for flav
Ditto on the Hoopz comment, she is bad!( not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good!)
Young Cheeeeeeezy ur comment was dumb(not dumb meaning smart but dumb meaning dumb)
Without a doubt Hoopz is the truth, why and the hell she likes flav I don't know.
I'm wit strate up on that!!The comment on hoopz is serious!!.She'z a bad bitch!I fukz wit hoopz,she'z da best mama there.She'z cute wit a lil'gangsta bitch in her,she'll hold ya toast 4ya when she'z around.Real down bitch,I need her in my life like!!!She gotta motive tho',gotta have one to wanna be a part of "ya man" lyfe.Goes 2sho'ya,BITCHES AIN'T SHIT!!
Radaman,TYCOON RECORDS,and Harlem say wut up!!!
yeah hoopz is da baddest one on the show. She cant possibly be really attracted to Flav. He looks like a cracked out cockroach. If he picks her he dont deserve a fine ass chic like that. If he doesnt pick her, then its itll be clear that he is still on crack. But Serious' ass was just that...serious!!!
My dude said he liked hoopz too but my belief is if any woman in her right mind would even look @ Flava Flav in that why in a gold digger simply! I mean she seems cool but look @ her she's too beautiful to be there she just trying to get 15 minutes like everyone else. Why is Flava Flava there himself he should know no women could truely want to be with him if she on a show trying to get his attention.
i not going to even lie hoops is sex than a mutha-fucker i would of chose hoops and seroius as the final hoes but in the end i would of chose hoops i flav would of dismiss hoops i would of stop watching the show
Hoopz is a bad chick...New York is fake as shit..that fat chick with the big titties is crazy...I would bang the chinese chick..she look freaky ..The white girl is cool...but she still white...He better pick hoopz or look stupid and get played by the rest of them.
HOOPS AND GOLDIE ARE FINE THAT SERIOUS BITCH IS FINE TOO BUT SHE TRYING TO GET HER CAREER ON LET ME TELL YOU SOMTHING FLAV MUST GOT SOMTHING GOING ON BECAUSE DID YOU SEE WHEN HE TOLD THEM TAHT HE HAD SIX KIDS AND HE WANTS 4 MORE? MAN PLEASE THEM HOES SAT UP THERE LIKE HE REALLY WAS TALKING ABOUT SOMTHING HE DOESNT TAKE CARE OF THE ONES HE GOT BUT ONE OF THEM GONE LET HIM PUMP THEM WITH 4 MORE PLEASE AND NOTICE IT DONT MATTER BECAUSE PUNKIN GONE WIN SEE PUNKIN KNOWS THE DEAL FLAV WANTS ACTION PUNKIN KISSING THAT DUDE ALL IN THE MOUTH TOUGE AND EVERYTHING NEWYORK FAKE ASS AINT KISSED HIM YET BUT SHES IN LOVE PLEASE BUT I DONT WANT NEWYORK GONE UNTIL THEY DO THAT LIE DETECTOR THATS GONE BE THE BACKBREAKER OF THE SHOW GOLDIE I LOVE U HOOPS I LOVE SERIOUS SINCE YOU OFF THE SHOW HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flav really needs to settle for New York, she's a good bitch !!! Hoopz needs me....holla !!!
Hoopz has a website called mydarlingnikki.com, but it being redone.. She looks like a light-skin Stacey Dash.. That's your winner
2 points!
i been waiting for someone to make the stacey dash parallel.
first thing i thought when i saw her.
mmmmm... stacey dash.
Hoopz has the fatty with the big ass tittties she need stay on the show wit her fine ass
bkbread is a loser
bkbread boo
Young Cheeeeeeezy ur comment was dumb(not dumb meaning smart but dumb meaning dumb)
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That shit was funny as hell. But anyway Hoopz Is the finest chick on that show but I already know since everyone is feeling her she most likley won't make it to the end. that shit is called murphys' law. She is the only reason to watch this wack ass show. All I know is she better last longer than that bitch from down south.
On the real tho, I would choose Hoopz over all the rest of the bitches. She has that hood persona, but at the same time, she got a lil' class and she's sexy as hell. Alot of yall sleepin on Sweetie...Man her ass is sooo phat, I'd love to wax her thick ass any day. But hopefully, he won't keep the two gold-diggin bitches(New York & Hottie). Anywayz, I doubt if ANY of them hoes really like him on tha real. They all in it for the money(the little he does have) and fame(the little he does have).
All I have to say is this, Red Oyster don't have to be such a hater and a Snitch. I understand if it appears that some of these chics may be in it for the publicity, or the money, but damn...let Flaaaava Flaaaaav decide that shit for himself. I hate snitches!!! What pissed me off was when she hated on Serious for being on the show for publicity...now whether this is the case or not, it still was a moot muthafuckin point. That bitch is a no name actress and wanna be model herself...Serious could've hated on a lot of those bitches, but she kept it REAL...that's how we do it in the 313...Besides, all those females wanted to enhance something whether it was there modeling, acting, or reality careers. I'm hoping and praying that Hottie, with her IVY League education is not that dumb in real life. It's sad how they (VH!) put Foofy out here like that!!! NEW YORK...if you are reading this...go and cut up some cucumbers and put them on your eyes and never take them off...You got bigger bags than Prada...She has a lot of never tellin' Pumkin to get a face lift..I know drag queens that look better than her!!! That's all I have to say. Hoopz...well, what can I say...she has the ability to turn me out, and I'm a female...She has a certified sex appeal and charisma about her...What part of MI is she from? I just hope homegirl is not a busto in real life...100
hoops is badder than a mufucka..im pissed the bitch is on the show...and on top of that being on the show for this crack head ass dude...i aint hating...but im hating...holla..i remember my aunt tellin me she seen flav on the 9 train lookin dusted, and now he got shows frontin like he don magic won...again...i aint hating but im hating...i got wifey at home and all but yo hoops can get the business
I get a kick outta watching ugly ass flav kick with fine hoes such as Hoopz and Sweetie. The shit be hilarious. Don't none of those bitches really want that nigga you can tell.
DAMN NIGGA, HOOPZ IS Lookin FIRE ON THAT WEBSITE.All that broad wants is exposure.
1.Hoopz....2.Smiley....3.Sweetie....4.New York !!! Go NY Go !!! Her no good ass is his best bet. Nigga just gotta deal with the repracutions of that shit...hahaha !!!
Hoopz is sexy as fuck. I thought I was the only person who thought that. What she sees in flavas crack ass I don't know. I hope to god she doesn't kiss him . Detroit I'd like to see you and Hoopz together if you a fine ass females too.
This show is a combination of The Bachelor and Celebrity Mole.Flav needs to keep Oyster around just for the snitch factor, the ghetto geisha girl got loose lips for a reason.
I really don't think any of those chicks like Flav except New York. I think she would be happy if the grand prize was 24 hours with him alone, a lifetime supply of hot wings,Newports, and a case of 40's.
All these chicks are doing is auditioning for straight to dvd films,future porn sites and maybe a BET Uncut video.
HOOPS AND THE CHINESE BITCH IN A 3-SOME. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MY NICCAS.
THAT CHINESE BITCH LOOK LIKE SHE GIVE MEAN HEAD BABY!!
FLAVOR AND HIS MOMS LOOK LIKE DEEP SPACE 9 IN THIS MOTHER.
HOOPS AND CHINK HOLLA AT YA BOY
QUICK COMMENTS/CONCERNS:
1- Since when did having an IKEA clock tied around your neck make you a chick magnet?
2- This show really just leaves a bad FLAVOR in my mouth.
3- Knowing that "New York" is from my hometown makes me feel embarrassed/ashamed. They couldn't find anyone better to represent my city? What is with that 3 month old weave? What is with those painted on Klingon looking eyebrows? Shit!
4- Somebody tell Pumkin to shut the fuck up, please. Olive Garden??? Dumb bitch.
CBW: You forgot to mention that New York would probably be willing to forfeit all of that for a sample of Flav's semen in a turkey baster.
Why stop at a turkey baster when she would probably take it straight from the Flavor Flav Fountain of Youth.
What's wild about that show is that the network gave this nigga another show....that's crazy! I'm in the wrong profession for real if crack heads are getting shows now.
Fuck Diz
Yea that Oyster hoe hated on Serious somethin ugly.I wanted to kick her ass myself!I liked Serious she was bad.I mean is bad.Im talking like shes ugly now that she got kicked off the crackhead show.
Hoopz oooooooooooooooh my GOD. GOD did a wonderful thing making her. I'll get at ya gurl Hoopz as soon as Flava kicks her off. As soon as he does I won't be watch the show any longer.But I will still be following Hoopz. No body on that show has nothing on her. Miss Latin was a fine a dime too. But she's gone now, so its about Hoopz.
This just in BET has started a new station. The COCK's Network. Crackhead's All Day and All Nite. 24hrs of crackhead programming. They only have a few select shows right now.
Being Bobby Brown
Strange Love w/ Flavor Flav
Flavor of Love Reruns
Marion Berry's Funniest Crack Videos
The DeBarge Family Drug Awareness Hour
More shows to be determined
everyone keeps saying that hoopz is too cute to be getting at flav. but what you fail to realize is she is a video chick and she is trying anything to be famous. i think she will definitely get some recgonition for doing this show, we will start to see her on magazine covers. reality shows are a quick 5minutes of fame. i like hoopz but she is a bisexual.
Man he gone choose newyork ol ugly ass and drop them otha hoes.... Hoopz is a model tryna get publicity, oyster is an actor, and serious is a model who alrdy got dropped so call that a wash. So only ones left is the white hoe and new yrok and he done had his fun wit the pink booty so he gone choose new york ol pam grier on a cracc diet lookin ass
Reading yall comments got me in tears, yall fooling on here but any way...Did yall peep the look on Sweetie face when he took her to Red Lobster like he was really doing something? Man that look on her face was so hard for her to maintain, and the at one point he wanted to kiss her and that face she made, oh my God it was hilarious "Hell nall u ugly black ass troll!" They all gettn checks out of the deal while ya playn! That aint even his house........damn shame!
What the fuck?! Cutie, damn bitch stop hatin...that shit ain't cute! You'll probably say you not hatin & you were just sayin, but ya ass is hatin plain & simple. Everyone on that show is out for self so gives a fuck, it's just entertainment! I like Hoopz too, but damn I ain't postin bullshit. Reread your comment & let us know what relevance her sexual preference has.
Hell yeah! Everyone on that show has an agenda. Don't nobody wanna fuck wit Flav. It's pretty damn obvious why they're there. I hope to see both Hoopz & Sweetie in some videos & magazines. Yeah, that shit was funny when Flav took Sweetie to Red Lobster. What's crazy is her ass was expecting better!
ugg new york is the ugliest fakest bitch on there she look a fucken mess with all that weave all i can say is ugg what the fuck is she and hottie wit all them rolls on her back that shit is disgusting she there cause she think that nigga got money I believe he really aint got shit either i like goldie hoopz maybe pumpkin but the rest of them is a hot mess they know flav is ugly ass hell how could they even look at him that close he is so rundown but he is one hilarious dude thats the only good thing about him
dam dat gurl hoopz fie
half that whole show is girls with modeling careers such as sweetie, red oyster,peaches, hoopz,smiley,and cherry. i found almost all of their myspace pages except for hoopz.
OK I have figured out what this show is all about. It is all fake,they are all actors, and it is basically a fake reality show and the goal is ratings. I mean, he got rid of Sweetie and keeps New York and Hottie? Hottie, the one who has the resume that states she is a multilingual Ivy League graduate. Yes, this intelligent dame asks before a cooking competetion, with the ingredients and recipe set out, whether or not she can call a caterer?
I was enjoying it up until today. Now I feel so used.
ROSITA, I agree with you. I peeped that out, that was my theory also. I did think a few of them were real...
Tonight's episode was soooo damn hilarious. I mean this bitch Hottie put the damn chicken in the microwave, Sweetie goes off completely...the show just left me like damn this shit is crazy. It was also pretty damn apparent/obvious the show is not "reality." I commend the producers because they put a hell of a show together.
It is obvious that the Hottie character is all an act; I'm not so sure about New York. But I will tell you this: he's keeping them for comic relief/potential for drama.
HOOPZ IZ SO SEXY AND SHE HAS THE PERFECT BODY AND THE PERFECT TEETH SHE IS JUST AMAZ'N HE NEEDS TO GET AN LAWYER CAUSE NEW YORKS ASS IS BUGGIN PLUS HOOPZ U NEED 2 B WIT ME I LOOK BETTA THAN FLAV UGLY ASS CALL ME HOOPZ [502]3X6-XXXX CALL ME NIKKI
(no phone numbers! - Ron)
Yo man those guls aint nothin to write home about i really dont see what the big deal is with any of em. To me they all need nose jobs , yes even hoopz
i think that newyork is a bitch flavor need to gone head let her go.The only reason why i watch the show is because of hoopz.That is my guh ,she keep it reel and she aint no backstabing hoe
This show is off the hook I don't care if it is fake or not whatever it's very entertaining and keeps me my husband of laughing.
hey everyone whats up the show is the shit and that bitch hottie got to fuckin go for real she is fat and nasty as shit.
Hoopz website is mydarlingnikki.com she been nude for a couple years now. I think she toned down the site, once she got on tv thought
Okay 1st off what the fuck is Rah Digga doing on the show frontin like her name is New York.
2nd none of these women really wanna creep with flava flavs gremlin looking ass, but then again we should'nt call him ugly we've seen him mother !!!
truthfully i love the show, i cant front shit just watching flav makes me wanna light a crack pipe
iwant hoops so bad you just dont no i cant stop watching they show i would do eny thing to have her love you hoops-
iwant hoops so bad you just dont no i cant stop watching they show i would do eny thing to have her love you hoops-
i would really dunk about two or three into hoopz. She is the badest little thing around. Where did he find her! how can I get on the show So i can pick her. Damn.. She would be the wifey, side chick, and the other girls all in one for me..If she like Flav I must hava a change... Smoothy Smoooooth!
Oh yeah tell that bit titi Girl Hottie That She needs to let put the chicken between her legs maybe it might get cooked.
Hottie, New York are bitches New York looks like a fucking crack addict she can't even open he fucking eyes widely ,Hottie a GOLD DIGGER who wants nothing from flav but his money, Hoops she is a cutie , Goldie that's my gurl she keeps real u know, and one more thing Hottie u can't COOK
Gots 2 b a yungster.....LOL! BJ Britton, I cant believe ur on here given out your #, she is not the only Women on the planet and I seriously doubt she would b dating 1 of her internet-crazed fans. Its ok to say she is cute and all that but, some of yall act like u never seen a pretty lady b4.
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I think flav isnt going to pick any of them so he can do another show, bcause VH1 seen those sky high rating and he is marketable (4 tha moment). How ever put this show together hit it big! I think the show is comedy at its best! I like Goldie, Hoopz and Sweetie,
I can't see why any of them would want him. Money? There ain't that much money in the world could make me kiss him on the lips. A better plan for these gold diggers would be to marry a very very very old rich dude with one foot in the grave.
if hoopz tell me to jump off a skyscarper.i would i would do any thing she say if flav put her off i would go nut's.hoopz call me.
Hoopz is the bomb, I mean I saw her from the first episode, and I was lost for words. I will tell you this, If I wasnt getting married, I would definitely stay single if she was willing to marry me.She seems to one or the most real chicks on the show, and I must say that I not only love that about her, but i wish I was flavor Flav for once in my life.
at first i thought serious was beatiful,,when she got kicked of my attention went to hoopz , its a shame then picked new york to represent n.y,it looks like her and flav take crack togerta
Nikki is a very nice girl in real life (with amazing eyes). She is a very good baller and trash-talks to no end while on the court. I used to work with her at the Department Of Homeland Security until she either left or was fired (never got a definitive answer). She is obviously using this show as a potential stepping stone for her career... C'est la vie! She is very much a hottie though!
God damn...I wanna fuck all them sexy ass hoes...cept new york..shes one hell of a bitch....i wanted to fuck miss latin so hard...i'd wear a strap on you know...aww fuck yeah!!
You ladies feelin me!
Kate
HOOPZ HOOPZ HOOPZHOOPZ HOOPZ HOOPZ. NEED i SAY MORE. ima miss sweeties ass. damn...when she was in dem blue panties! but, she was annoying as hell...damn who cares...
hoopz goldie
Hoopz is so fine, i would do her any time of the week.
I live in michigan too.
Hoopz is the finest girl ive ever seen. That girl is bangin boi!
She is my type too man, she real cool.
Hoopz is sexy as hell with a lota ass kid. She real acrobatic too son, did u see her do the splitz 4 flav, DAMN!
If New York lived at my house, I'd put that nose-wide-open bitch on tha stroll and turn tha ho out all over the track.
i dont know what ya'll problem is but new york says it how it is and she's keepin' it straight up real. she's stating exactly how everyone is, not going behind their backs and talking shit like most of the bitches on thats show.
SHE MIGHT BE FAKING IT ABOUT LIKING FLAV, BUT IN THE END SHES STILL THE MOST REAL ON THAT SHOW.
and i don't see the deal, hoopz is not that pretty.
goldie's voice on the other hand is the most fucking annoying thing i've ever heard, her fucking mouth needs to just be fucking shut.
her fake ass black accent.
fucking hoe.
U SHOULDN'T PICK NEY YORK UGLY TAIL!!SHE JUST AS FAKE AS LIL KIM TITIES!HOOPZ IS YO' LAST GOOD CHOICE BECAUSE DEM'OTHA HO'S DUMB!!!!!
GA PEACH
First of damn hottie is the dumbest of them all got a lot of shit to say but don't wanna waste my breath cuz yall already know about her come on now you black every black bitch know you can't put a chicken in the mirowave and fully cook it what kind of shit is that you defrost in the mirowave and that's it dumb bitch talking about she got a degree dumb bitch can't even cook a damn chicken by her actions we all can tell the hoe is on crack that's why flav is keeping her around fat ass hoe
I tell ya if that was my show I kick all the bitchs off and keep hoopz its not even a contest it was like 20 hoes up there on the first show hoopz was the best looking no doubt when I first walk in okay I would have okay now the shows over everybody go home excpt the short lillie cutie in the black (hoopz) you come with me I mean damn she was even hotter when she gets mad shit you would love to make her happy and you would love it even more to make her mad loved the way she handled herself when new york was tryin to start a arguement I was just hearing that song by twista so sexxy lol
Even though I'm a girl and I'm strickly dickly I think hoopz is sexy baby making a stright girl curious no doubt
And new york shut the fuck up biotch is a fake and a phony we all know flav was going to get cut her in the last show but red oyster left the show cuz her father got in a car accident and she wanted to go see him
listen yall, all yall got it wrong yes hoops is fine yes sweetie had a very nice ass but hottie is were its at. The girl got a banging body some very big ass titties out of this ass and an ok face. im a adult filmmaker and im trying to get a hold of hottie so brace yourselves she gone be hitting the shelves soon!
i hope flava flav picks hoops or goldie cause their the realist ones in there with the best personalities and isnt just lettin flav do what eva he wants to them...im glad red oyster left cause she's a snitch and snitches get stitches....new york is fake she dont really love flav like she say she do i can see straight through her long weave but she has him convinced so its whateva...pumpkin and hottie need to roll cause there is no point for them being there its pointless..
I was surfin the net and I just came across some info that was rather strange to me...Wikipedia or something has posted about the final episode and it ending up with New York 3 months pregnant and them getting married on national television. Is it true? I have no idea where they would get this kind of info. Either way I would have to see it to believe it. But I would tune in if it happened and they decided to make a reality show much like newlyweds...or There and back on MTV and showed what happened after Flavor of Love.
Nat wrote: "goldie's voice on the other hand is the most fucking annoying thing i've ever heard, her fucking mouth needs to just be fucking shut.her fake ass black accent.
fucking hoe."
DON"T LISTEN TO IT...TURN IT OFF WHEN SHE COMES ON. HOW ABOUT THAT?????? Talking about fake...that would be you.
Did you see the episode where the girls went to the strip club in vegas. Hoopz got on stage and swung around the pole and you could see her panties.
She is so fucking fine
P.S New York Is A Man
man yall motherfukas trippin...ALL THEM HOES ON THE SHOW FAKE!! who the hell would really want flava flave CREATURES FROM THE BLACK LAGOON lookin ass..and for the record HOOPZ is not all that..she has a obese forhead and her nose is outta control big!!..YALL BITCHES ACTIN LIKE SHE BEYONCE TRINA OR ME OR SOMETHING..SHE OK AND her body might be nice but thats about it..if u ask me i think the cutiest chick on the show is flavas mama lol..yall motherfukas need to step ya game up!
Did you see the episode when the girls went to vegas. they all went to a strip club and hoopz got stage and swung around the pole and you could see her panties. She is so fucking fine
p.s New York Is A Man
Has anyone ever seen New Yorks eyes. I mean the white part of her eyes just look at the show and you will never see them.
p.s New York Is A Man
HOOPZ GOTTA BE THAT BADDEST CHICK I HAVE EVER SEEN, SHE NEED A REAL NIGGA LIKE MYSELF TO LAY THAT DAMN PIPE ON HER FLEXIBLE ASS
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488262/
maybe ya'll havent noticed this shit aint real yet. Here is a short list of some of the actresses.
I watched the episode last night with Brigette Neilson and that ugly bitch had the nerve to call somebody ugly. Why did he let her ugly man ass into his house. She should be the last person to judge anyone's character which she herself was fucking him and her fiance. His big stupid ass want to talk about trust when she herself kicked him in the ass. If he would have eliminated hoopz for standing up to that ape, I would have flown to his house myself and kicked his ugly black ass. He should be lucky that any of those women would even look at his troll looking ass. Hoopz hands down is the one I think he should choose. He will never get that lucky again. Knowing him, he will choose one of the other ones;dumb mutha fucker
I watched the episode last night with Brigette Neilson and that ugly bitch had the nerve to call Hoopz ugly. Why did he let her ugly man looking ass into his house. She should be the last person to judge anyone's character which she herself was fucking him and her fiance. His big stupid ass wants to talk about trust, when she herself kicked him in the ass. If he would have eliminated hoopz for standing up to that ape, I would have flown to his house myself and kicked his ugly black ass. He should be lucky that any of those women would even look at his troll looking ass. Hoopz hands down is the one I think he should choose. He will never get that lucky again. Knowing him, he will choose one of the other ones;dumb mutha fucker!
Bridgette did not call Hoopz ugly she just said she wasn't that pretty and I happen to agree with her. Hoopz is overrated. She is pretty but not Beyonce, Halle Berry, Sanaa Lathan, Christina Millian, etc beautiful. If she's the sexiest chick you ever seen in your life, you must don't get out much! She look like a fuckin' dyke and her face look hard, epecially when Flav had them singing. Also, she's not classy, showing her ass all over the net. You thristy niggas just sweating her because she's light-skinned and mixed and that doesn't automatically make someone a dyme. I swear you niggas on this site are pathetic. You desperate niggas need to find a real girl and stop jocking someone you know you will never have a chance with. Hottie on the other hand is not that fat. She is pretty but should stop wearing all of those revealing clothing. Goldie is a down right ugly bitch...Thick my ass the bitch is fat and her teeth are jacked up. Well if she's thick then Hottie is too. New York and Smiley look like trannies to me.
hate hate hate hate!
YO IF FLAV DONT PICK HOOPZ
ILL BEAT DAT NIGGA ASS
AND THEN GET WIT HOOPZ MTSELF...
DAMN SHE FINE
I'd have to agree wit every person on here. Hoopz is the baddest chick out there. Me and my homeboyz was talkin bout her fine ass yesterday. And Flav is smart cause i tell u what... on the realz if he kicked Hoopz off i wouldnt watch it no more.
I'd have to agree wit every person on here. Hoopz is the baddest chick out there. Me and my homeboyz was talkin bout her fine ass yesterday. And Flav is smart cause i tell u what... on the realz if he kicked Hoopz off i wouldnt watch it no more.
If you don't want to know who won then don't read this....but Goldie won..i know this because i have family that worked on the show..so you were all wrong...
yoo' understand hoopz is like a winters night on a warm summer day. she's a gentle rain that needs to get aquintted with hurrikane. fellas her harmony is like the milk of life.only a real o.g playa know shes the cream. holla back hoopz.
If "Country" AKA "Goldie" won, that show must be real! (whatevah fools) Adorable and Sweet is all that someone should say about her, kinda like the Joe Schmo Show.
Hoopz is way too pretty for Flav. He should end up with New York or Pumkin. It is even rumored that New York wins in the end.
I like New York, I am sorry but she seems real to me and you can see how this hoe is a bad ass chic i think she belongs with flava although she looks like she wants to bust out laughing at times. But she cool though she one of them chic who will keep him in the headlines cause she crazy and she will get down for hers in the end she going to whip that white hoe punkin ass though which will be the show to watch caaus ethe shit is going down and flava going to need somebody who down for his boneless face ass cause the bitch is crazy she look like she going to keep us laughing all the damn time as for hoops she is pretty but looks are not every thing when it comes to being down for a nigga it all about holding your ground and that is what NY is doing holding her owns Hottie I knew I knew her GOLDDIGGING ASS from somewhere and that was an episode of elimidate she was a GOLDDIGGER then and still is no dressing lying bout her weight ass. Really and truly all them bitches need therapy cause instead of hating on Bridget they should of been trying to learn also the fact that they crying over this nigga flava that is just sick whack and crazy these bitches blind he looks like (i can't even describe his ugly ass)man all tem bitches porn stars cause they on his show now if it were NELLY hell even piss on me RKELLY but flava comon now !!!!!!
If you don't want to know who won then don't read this....but Goldie won..i know this because i have family that worked on the show..so you were all wrong...
Posted by: Steffanie at February 16, 2006 02:16 AM
...oops, somebody family wrong than a mothafucka!
I met Hoopz this weekend down in Htown for All Star weekend shorty is mad fine in person son and probably one of the realist females I ever met!She got on my cell and spoke with a cuzin of mine that was one of her biggest fans and I dig that from ma because she could have been stuck up about the whole situation. Thangs for keeping it one hundred beautiful. Do your thang babe girl I aint mad at cha!
hay hoopz waz good ma i hope you win be than again you to crunk fa his old ass. but why people tell me i look like you i jus dont see it well put it this wat we too hot looking females
hay hoopz waz good ma i hope you win be than again you to crunk fa his old ass. but why people tell me i look like you i jus dont see it well put it this wat we too hot looking females
Okay, first of all, to me, Hoopz is the best. I don't care what everybody else says. Hottie was a straight up fucking hoe, she was trying to use her smartness to win Flav. Shit, for all I care, she could've talked to him. Her and New York were the best ones for him, that's why they were so bitchy and always argued together. But a shoutout to my girl Hoopz: You doing it big and keep doing what ya doing. If you want Flav, gon head and get him. Nobody can stop you. With only the three of yall left, you got it made, and that's all I have to say.
Ok people, Hoopz is the cutest girl standing right now. As for the realest chick, Goldie was it! For all the true women out there, you all know damn well hoops does not give a fuck about flav. What is winning Flav gone do for her? The bitch can walk off right now and be on the arms of a celebrity w/real money and LOOKS!! All the women on the show have already been modeling or doing tv shows. Flav is given instructions on who to rid and who to keep. Hoopz is still there to keep men whos women probably look like shit watching. Miss NY is there to bring the drama and she brings it well. I gurantee you we'll see this broad again!! This entire show is full of fakeness. Of course, we all keep watching for an outcome that has been decided by the network already!
Amen to that girl! You have to be smarter than the damn boob tube!
Everybody know New York is going to win the show. I don't know why everybody hatin on her. Ya'll just get ready cause hoopz is getting cut next. Hoopz is not the finest girl in the world so quit making a big deal about her.
hoops is a pretty gurl and that new york i cant stand her and you was wrong for sending pumpkin home ova that newyork and she deseved the spit in her face
Did yall see the episode this morning. That shit was ugly. New York was bout to whoop some ass.
Well all I have to say is that when ever I take a look at your mouth I feel like I want to take a large dump in your mouth. Looking in your mouth make me happy I have dental insurance PIMP. Now all I'm try to say is you need to take some of that money you have and ask Paul Wall for a new grill. With yo ol stankin ass smelling like sh**. Also after you cut hottie send your mama to me I'll teach an old dog some new tricks you know what I'm saying Flava Flav! P.S. you a bia bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I think New york is so fuckin fake all she wanna do is fuck flav. Me personally want hoopz to win cuz she the baddest bitch and if flav dont see that he must still be smokin! im glad that oyster snitchin bitch left cuz she was scandaloussss.
I know what yall sayin about ny bein fake and all but you got to admit...THAT BITCH CAN ACT! How she keeps a poker face spittin all that bullshit about how she "loves flav" and all that is comedy. That bitch pumpkin did need to go though. She was on as long as she was to satisfy the white demographic and shit. She spit on that bitch NY though...I know NY probably pulled her shoes off, when ahead and removed her earings, and followed pumpkin into the driveway...those producers weren't about to get sued for this shit though cause NY would've tore that ho apart
oh yeah i forgot to say...you know how vh1 do...if the ratings on this show are even decent, you know the winner(prob NY) and falv gon have they own show too
flave dog im telling u pick hoops
My question is this. How can one man be black all over his body, In one episode they were giving Flava a peticure and the bottom of his feet is the same color as the rest of his body, it is not one light area on him, his hands are the same way black on both side. Go Figure.
I love this show and i like new york , even though i can't tell is she is an alien or not .
i like hoopz and i'm sick of all the rumors about her being a man!
She isn't miss america , but she's the best looking girl on the whole shoe, i just don't understand why why why she has to kiss that rat-lookin man ! i mean i understand that is a competition , but no one should steep so low...ewww
(note-i am married to a 60yr old man , at least he's a millionaire)
flav is broke as hell and these girld don't even know
I AIN'T SAYING SHE A GOLD DIGGA , BUT SHE AN'T MESSIN WITH A BROKE N****
hoops is pretty , but she is to pretty to be wit fla , so thats y fla need to pick NY ugly AZZ
Hoopz is so fucking ugly, she looks like she lift weights with her face. She got a manly build to her. Dont get me wrong, she got a nice body, but she would look much better if she put a paper bag over her face. Wide nose, cock-eyes. need more...
Hoopz is so fucking ugly, she looks like she lift weights with her face. She got a manly build to her. Dont get me wrong, she got a nice body, but she would look much better if she put a paper bag over her face. Wide nose, cock-eyes. need more...
a yo this ya boy josh .idont no wat yall niggas talking about is that hoopz isthe finest girl on tha show .man if i was older i would find her and well i cant tell you what else i would do but im gone tellu this all yall niggas needs to go some were and find a wanch because hoopz is mine
son John u r THE DUMBEST MutherFUCKER if u thnk hottie looks good. HOOPZ IS THE SEXIEST THING SINCE BEYONCE BOY ILL DUMP MY GURL FOR ONE DAY WITH HOOPZ!!! LOL sorry baby.
let me be the 400 to say that ny is the man who look like a man an hoopz should be the one to win love u 4 life
I LOVE U HOOPZ IM THE ONE THAT MET U OUTSIDE THE BOBCATS ARENA AND TOOK PICTURES WITH U.
U WERE AND STILL IS THE CUTTEST ON THE SHOW
CALL ME
I LOVE U HOOPZ IM THE ONE THAT MET U OUTSIDE THE BOBCATS ARENA AND TOOK PICTURES WITH U.
U WERE AND STILL IS THE CUTTEST ON THE SHOW
CALL ME
I LOVE U HOOPZ IM THE ONE THAT MET U OUTSIDE THE BOBCATS ARENA AND TOOK PICTURES WITH U.
U WERE AND STILL IS THE CUTTEST ON THE SHOW
CALL ME
I really want Hoopz to win cuz she's the only one that's real, well besides Goldie but she left but anyway New York and Hottie is the biggest bitches on t.v
Flavor Flav should definitely pick New York. She knows what she wants and isn't afraid to stand out from everyone. She's real, and even if shes playing Flav she doesn't ask for trouble. Hoopz is ok, but shes not drop dead gorgeous and shes a tomboy, doesn't open up as much and doesn't know what she wants. But New York is the complete opposite.
hoopz is a pro model she is just as fake as the rest....she is trying to further her career!she don't like him!she has nude pics all over the internet!!!u boys are so easily fooled!wifey?her please
CONGRATS TO MUH GURL HOOPZ F*** DAT BITCH NEW YORK SHE A TRANNY WHORE
CONGRATS TO MUH GURL HOOPZ F*** DAT B!tch NEW YORK SHE A TRANNY WH0R3
CONGRATS TO MUH GURL HOOPZ F*** DAT B**** NEW YORK
Hoopz has a web page at www.mydarlingnikki.com
HOOPZ IS DIVINE,I WISH SHE WAS MINE!FLAVOR HAS A CLOCK, BUT THE BROTHER DOES'NT KNOW THE TIME.DARLING NIKKI AINT NO DUMMY,AND SHE AINT WET BEHIND THE EARS&HER NOSE AINT RUNNY,THAT GODDESS IS SO FINE SHE DONT NEED FLAV'S MONEY.I SAY EVERY MAN IN THIS WORLD HAS TO COME RIGHT AND EXACT SHE'S A BEAUTY FOR ETERNITY AND THATS A FACT.
HOOPZ IS DIVINE,I WISH SHE WAS MINE!FLAVOR HAS A CLOCK, BUT THE BROTHER DOES'NT KNOW THE TIME.DARLING NIKKI AINT NO DUMMY,AND SHE AINT WET BEHIND THE EARS&HER NOSE AINT RUNNY,THAT GODDESS IS SO FINE SHE DONT NEED FLAV'S MONEY.I SAY EVERY MAN IN THIS WORLD HAS TO COME RIGHT AND EXACT SHE'S A BEAUTY FOR ETERNITY AND THATS A FACT.
I am so glad that Flav picked Hoops but i aint disrespecting any of the other girls i aint gone say no names but it seems like steffanie is jelous but i know if i seen you right now you will not be a dime so sit it down and stop hating.
het how bout pumpkin spittin i ny's face then ran punk ass bitch i would have whopped her olive garden ass.CLOCK OR no CLOCK she would have got clock.made herself look worse then she is normally
now we know where NY gets it from HER MOTHER another BITCH.
damn, i would have pick hoopz an Serious,both them are fine, but hoopz was real the hol time
damn, i would have pick hoopz an Serious,both them are fine, but hoopz was real the hol time
Did you hear that Hoopz left Flav soon after the show was finished? She was just using him to get on to tv. A friend heared it on the radio.
I was hoping for Hoops to win, she had me when I saw her beauty...i just recently met her down in baltimore, I was a very excited guy that night i got a pic of her and everything!!
All dem hoes fake and trying to get fame!
Are you sure 34033 of this?!?
All of these serious comments about this show wake up people, it's just ratings you talk about flav hoopz and new york like this is reality, it's ratings and your watching the crack head you call him;and the porn stars. Get out and live life don't watch a crack head and the wanna be porn stars. Make your own reality a reality!
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