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The Ultimate Hustler: Live Season Finale
Posted on December 14, 2005 8:52 AM
Give it up for Hong Kong Phooey, y'all!
Last night on 106 and... I mean, Ultimate Hustler, a new breed of lackey was annointed. The Ultimate Shuffler was crowned and recieved all the perks of being the best... the best... the best... You know the shit from opening credits. Money & Respect, Diamonds & SUVs, Skeet and Cristal backwash! Let's talk about what everyone knew was going to happen... Brian beating out Dashawn for the affection of Daddy Damon.
We can start out where the episode itself began. We got to see how Pitch Day turned out. Brian stole the real estate idea from Lyin' Ass Ray (officially his new name), who really only jacked his idea from white folks who have been doing it to Harlem for the past 10 years. Yes, Dame is black... but so is Magic Johnson, and it doesn't feel good to have the neighborhood pimped by him either. (Though Magic is more of a dumb pawn/figurehead than anything.)
Tischanda is straight trash. I don't even want to mention her. She doesn’t know how to hook up a laptop to a projector. How can she hook up an enterprise? Brian offered to help her out. "Hey, Tischanda. Can I help you out with some DICK?!" Eh... I'd hit it too... But after I get my business together and hire her as my secretary and shit... Wait... She's a scatterbrain. She couldn't even answer my phones. Nevermind.
Dashawn, as usual, had a nice idea, but how can you come to Dame Dash with no figures? Not even an estimate, holmes? He already thinks you smell like African underarms and can’t dress (which are the most important things to him) now you’re gonna fuck up #3 on the list? Not a good look. This was your chance, big homie.
Now, for the live portion:
I see Big Wigger had to “dress up” for this shit? What was the point? This shit ain't respectable or professional. Why make the man tuck in his FUBU shirt and throw on a Steve Urkel vest? Just let the farce be a farce.
Speaking of dress... What kinda shit is the “Dress Dame Dash contest?” Congratulations… Whoever wins is properly trained to be The Ultimate Flunkie! He should have had them prepare coffee and see who could NOT put shrimp on his plate. Tishchanda obviously would have fucked that one up.
If these music performances (*insert Scooby Doo noise*) are any indication, Dame Dash Music Group is sinking like a refugee raft off the coast of Florida. Hopefully Grafh can Elian his way out of this one. Smitty with fuckin Pro-Keds around his neck? I'm not one to give a fuck about a brand name, but shit… why don’t we give the nigga some turquoise P.F. Flyers?
This show made me lose respect for Dame by the nanosecond. Saying “pause” “ayo” and/or “no homo” every 10 seconds doesn’t make you more of a man. It just makes you a homophobe. It more than likely means you are afraid of the homo within. Embrace him, Damon. He taught you how to dance.
Quote of the Day:
“My dad uh… He hasn’t really been in the picture. He’s black… But… You know… So… I don’t really know.” – Brian
Y'all peep how Dashawn neglected the congratulatory pound. I went to the instant replay to see if he just didn’t see it. The referees say he just said “Fuck You!” We have a linestep... #45... Orlando Jones! 10-yard penalty. Repeat 125th Street huslte.
My negroes: Thanks for being so interested in this show and dragging me into it. To be honest, I really didn't need to lose an hour of my life watching this every week. The Apprentice and Making The Band were enough. This shit was extra. Good luck to Brian. I hope there's a real job waiting for you. Dame Dash now has a rep for leaving his contest winners hanging. Just ask that kid who won the Rocafella battle, a chain and a whole lot of smoke up his ass.
Also... Prepare yourselves for Dame Dash's new spot on 125th. I hope puts a drug store in there, just so he can sell his Rocapads to the ladies of Harlem.
Life is a Dash.
Questions? Comments? Requests? Wanna really learn the hustle? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
Comments
U do alot of clowing, itz all shitz giggles and laffs wit chu. I wonder why u dont neva post a pic of your self and let the good ppl of SOHH blogs put htta fire to ya ass. IM just intrested to see if you can take what u dish out. My guess prob not.
Utmost Hatred
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Mr. Fuck yo' face
I don't even know about that show, man. Brian and "his" idea...it was all...suspect. didn't seem too sound, and he comes back with even more money for Dame. I don't see that money being made in a year for a half partner...but ol' Dashawn's idea wasn't too practical. And what was up with Graph doin the Jay-Z song...um...weird. Seven needed to shut the hell up at the table, Dashawn shut her ass down though.
I gotta admit Im proud of Tischanda, For a second I thought she'd come up with a Seafood Restaurant.
It wasnt a mistery that Russel Simmons ugly son was gonna win, I just wanted to see slow-motion Dashawn's face(I really believe he didnt know he'd lose). And Dame saying hes a leader.. The only people he could lead is thristy niggaz trynna buy 7up.
Smitty woulda looked better with Angie Martinez' boots around his neck
Is it just me or does that Jeep look like a H4 (an even smaller H3)
I dont think the idea was stolen(itd be more possible that Brian told Lyin Ass Ray his Real Estate dream before last weeks show). However, it wasnt too original, I mean RealEstate is a given when you think of a business idea.
And Dashawns idea, talkin about with Police brutality and all that shit... The only thing that camera's gonna do is put niggaz away for life...
I can see the prosecutor in the Courtroom saying 'your honor as you can see from a different angle, there was actually 2Kg. of cocaine'
He shoulda created somethin to blind the cops camera.
lmao man was it only me dashawn looked like he got beaten bad wid the ugly stick lmao he was gonna put his tounge over his head n swallow it Yea yea brian deserved to be the ultimate hustler because he got that hustling skill yup he smooth like that.. ezz
Free Tookie by the way
...ohh my bad
Ya seen a dime anywhere?????
Yall see it lemme know, I cant find it. Ill be sittin on a white van on Irv's street
at first i could not belive that dame picked brian i mean come on brian i mean brian did have one good day when he flipped that money i will give him that but to win over dashawn. hell naw. brian is weak, he is not a leader, he let's people walk all over him, he can't think for him self. he lies, steals. he was in intimidated by kira that n*** could not even hang in the stare down. there is no way i would trust him with any of my money and stole some dash cash i mean come on people hell naw. then on top of all that he took ray's idea his first pitch was nothing like what he told damon in the end. so after thinking about it and realizing what type a ni99a damon is i guess picking the shadey nigga was the right choice for him causxe he a shadey nigga too. birds of a feather.
dashawn's idea was garbage...dont get me wrong, i love car electronics..but damn...catching police brutality on camera...that means u gotta have camaras all around the fucking car...
Last nights episode was just in and of itself horrific. Congrats to the house slave Brian for winning. What's the name of the position he's hired for again, Blinged up mailroom clerk, with his own leased car? Or is he Dames personal House Slave? "Yes Masa, yu ready for your tastey delight icecream now Sa?" I mean what was the point of him(Brian) throwing in that his father is black? What did that have to do with the questioned that was asked of him? Was that for attempted "Negroship?"
Well Dashawn goes back to the hood. I liked duke. He seemed honorable, integrous, and arduous. Unfortunately I believe I saw his idea on a concept car, or a car already out on the market. But he'll survive. Brian's idea wasn't anyway close to being original either, he just executed it pretty well, was real busines savy, knowledgeable, did his research,and had numbers to put up, oh yeah and it's in harlem, a neighborhood of lower-middle class blacks, ok. Dame isn't Donald Trump, and Harlem isn't 5th ave. None the less, homey deserved it. Tishanda is just weak, u can't even say let her get in on her looks, (she has minimal), so she could be Dames real "personal" assistant.
The performances...OMG..I am not even going to comment...proof is on the tape. Dame hisself looked devastated. He has abandoned the usual shinnanigans of his prances around the stage, and liquor pouring, huh. And the performance of the night, which I believe would've been the highlight, and the best, which was SIZZLA's, didn't even get shown. It got cut off!!! I mean how could Dame lose track of time? where was his personal assistant to keep him on track?
Were those commentaries from the "ex-hustlers" needed? Who are they to give opinions now? and what kind of answers were those? They cut into SIZZLA's time. I was highly disappointed.
Does anyone know the numbers/figures for the ratings for this show? I personally don't want to see another season. And to think that it was produced, and directed by people behind projects such as Making of the bands, and the Real Worlds, on BEt's umentionably,out the box,undeniably better counter-part, MTV, you'd think it would be better. Life is the Dash alright, he is dashing the career of all those artists on his label down the drain.
Well all the best to Dame & his endeavors, I have to wish success to a black man, especially when he has the careers and futures of other black men in his contracts, I mean hands.
Man that show was ghetto as hell. The crowd shots were wack. Tigger's fit was wack. The Dress Dame contest was wack. Did you hear Biggs at the end trying to speed up the sloppy ending so they could show Brian his prizes. And the last act???Sizzla???? just got cut short. The first dude was supa corny. The show was entertaining, but the last show was tragic. If anything they should have recorded it like the other shows and stayed away from the live show.
Graph's spit was hot but the performance was corny. Brian tried too hard to sound "hustlerish" and came off corny. Dashawne had that deer in the headlight look too much but he shoulda won. Seven is way more than three short, and hate is definitly not a color on her. Dame is corny and Big look like that chubby dude that was in 8 mile and that boxing movie starring John Legizoumo(?)I dunno but this could have maybe been an extreme waste of time.
Yeah I thought I was the only one that noticed that as Brian acquired more hustle and swagger, not only did his voice change but... "My dad's not around. He's black" I guess he was tryna say that black people are bound to watch a hip hop show as opposed to Japanese ppl like his mom. In any event thats a huge misunderstanding of Dame's (and hip-hop's) audience. It just sounded real ign'ant.
On a side note, was Ray being short with Dame when he was getting asked about his fave pitch?
Dame: What was hot about that idea Ray?
Lyin' ass Ray(sounding slightly annoyed): It was just hot...the hotness of it! (rolls eyes)
Nasty as you wanna be, you still don't got no job nigga!
And Ron, what's up with that "Teenage Love" review. That used to be the shit!
I just kept laughing. Putting a sheet over the 106 couch does not make it fancy. At all.
What was the point of the performances? They got like 1 verse each (except Sizzla...you didn't even get enough time to take a deep breath to say something). Seven was sooo arms. How dare she say homeboy looked like he was stuck on stupid. Don't you have a pole to catch crabs off of??
It was obvious Brian was going to win. It was between a not that good looking bimbo, a funky crusty looking black guy, and a small japanese man who is urban. It doesn't matter if he stole the idea from Lyin Ass Ray...karma is a bitch for Ray. Why is he still cheatin in Rock, Paper, Scissors????
This show is going to go as far as Remixed.
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!! FUCK YO COUCH!!! FUCK.... YO ...... COUCH!
Yo, I was laughing my ass off when tigga told the chic in crowd she won the jeep the jeep commander with a ONE YEAR LEASE, lol. This show was funny as hell, None of the costestants will get taken serious in the industry except maybe Deshaun. The ultimate hustler was Brian in my opinion not because he is a better businessman or a leader. I feel he is the ultimate hustler because he brought his rapper on TV and he brought his fashion partner on TV. Thats good promotion, he is a good self promoter.
fuck you ron mexico, i hope you catch crabs nigga
i would love to let brian suck my dick and then fuck him up the ass.I will suck his dick dry and let him nut in my face.
all these dumb ass-menial task dame got these kids doing dont mean shit. i read up there that brian is not an ultimate hustler because he lost a staring contest? lmao shit, id flinch too if i had to look long and hard at a ugly broad a.k.a kira. dumb ass peeps looking at all the wrong aspects in business dealings-- you aint gotta walk around talkin about u a hustler when u already about it. real businessmen let wannabes do all the talkin, but come out on top at the end a.k.a brian.
and regardless if brian didnt win much otha than $100,000 worth of shit and tons of publicity for himself and his company, he still wins it all. ha! he got to promote himself and his abilities not just to dame, but to other moguls in the business--- didnt think of that did u? true hustlin.
dame is a wack-ass dude for thinking brian aint got no leadership skills. son came out on top, flipped thrice as much cash than them otha bitches, graduated from an ivy league school, started his own record label with his partner-- which is gaining dominent momentum in the southern market and is real enough to admit his faults. brian played his cards right by lettin them other cocky ass niggaz walk around like they made it, but instead didnt make shit but a flight back to where they came from. dame:: brian doesnt have problems with being a leader, you're a businessman, you should know this. brian possessed what them otha wanna-be's didnt have:: he was humble. there's a fine line between confidence and stupidly-cocky. brian doesnt have to prance around talkin about he a hustler when he already about that.
regardless of the creativity of the idea, it aint shit if u aint got the right person to execute it.
deshawn ol dirty ass didnt provide shit but recycled ideas with no financial backup and whined when he got blasted for it. for those who rooted for deshawn, yall dumb as fuck. when i hustle, my big picture is a worldwide venture. my boy brian is capable of pulling it off. when deshawn hustles, his creativity and abilities are only corner/hood-worthy. he aint ready for the big time. lol, but i gots to give props to black-charcoaled-ass mr. proactive 2006. word.
when its time to get money, no thorough rainmaker wants to deal with hood shit (deshawn's capability). real rain makers only take valuable players capable of flippin dough worldwide (brian's capabilities)--- emphasis on pluralism for my literate-gettin-money colleagues.
Yo. i missed the last show but im glad yall had this blog so i could read what happened. sounds hilarious. i admit the show was kinda corny in all but still entertaining and amusing. i would watch another season of it even though it probably wont be. brian seemed lame and kinda doo boy ish. but he was consistent throughout the show.deshaun coulda won if he dressed better, presented himself better, and had some figures to back up his stuff. props to brian for being the ultimate(do boy) i mean HUSTLER
I think what people failed to see was the person who stole the show. Seven or Six whatever that chicks name is. She straight clowned all of the finalists and was still able to get a crack in on Dame about his ghetto ass iPod. Oops! I mean RocBox.
The only reason the youngest member of the Chan Clan beat Orlando Jones was because he didn't follow through. And somebody please teach Jin Jr. how to walk in some hard bottoms. How did you just win a Ultimate Hustler contest and walk off the stage slew-foot and with ya head down?
Graph....Go Rite A Phuckin Hook....I have to agree with Lyin Ass Ray. That song was wack! Go see Ray so he can teach you how to do it son!!!
Finally, Brian should enjoy his chain. Find a way to pay for the taxes on that Commander. And get used to seeing the Dame Dash mailroom on a daily basis until he finds a real job.
P.S. How fucked up was it that BET only gave the contest winner a 1 year lease on the Commander? MTV would've just given that shit away and kept it movin.
FREE THE BLOGS PART I!!!!
RON THIS IS SLAVERY RON!!!
ITS WORTH KILLING FOR THIS
^^^^^^^^^^MTV would not have SAID on Live TV that it was a 1 year Lease. That made Dame and BET look bad and cheap. BET has Viacom money now, they need to step it up.
Graph was Aiight, Smitty was entertaining, especially when he left those SHOES layin on the stage for Dame to pick up. Is it me or has Swizz Beats lost all creativity on his production?
I didn't watch the show at all. Now I'm out of the loop.
I'm the Ultimate Hater when it comes to Dame Dash! ! ! ! OOooooooooooooo you can get a load in yer face didn't I use to slap you around in H.S ;(just Cause?)
ANYWAY
It funny how Bloogers turn Gangsters behind screen; ( we could do this live, @ Modells @ 125 right therr @ the corner) Second Dame kept sayin no homo cause he wasn't trying to affend Bendover (tigger) word is The stripe man likes back shotS! !
I notice Dame didn't have that whore with him ; My dudes use to triznathaniel that Azz; RR. is a bum bird; who really trying to be Kimora L. Simmons. I made step by step booklet for nigga to get their PIMP back; 1st make sure your bi@$# has money already!" basically its like give Kiara money to make money and the "Broad" comes back with a negative balance -$18;
Last I didn't even see Dame give brian the keys to the jeep Dame just bought him out show it to him ; Both show were trash,Making B#@^)es & Ultimate Faggots
Except making the Bi@#^ end was better I rather look @ Broads anyway ;
Ron u should block blogs from 'One" who the F#@$ is that clown ! !
Deshawn is horrible That nikkas face was blending with Black suit ! ! !
Tischanda is wack wth noback ! with the weave in her head like a mop she must know karate cause her face looks chop ! ! ol school @ noon !
Brain was dying to say his father was black; Biggs I'm still trying to figure out that dude Rule # 3 BadBoys Move in silence or maybe Son son just speaks when spoken too good son !
Dame lets look @ his character He doesn't f@#$ with Lyers but her f@#$
with stealer's >>> YIKES ! Umm maybe that why Jay doen't f##$ with Dick my bat Dame ! LETS STOP PUTTING OUR OWN PEOPLE ON THE AUCTIONING BLOCK !! LET"S RETURN THE FAVOR TO THE WHITE BOY : LETS FIND A POOR WHIT TRASH (TRAILOR OR NOT) AND EXPLOIT HIM BY MAKING TONS OF MONEY OF HIM ( YEAH BIG UP DRE DAY !)
EASY -Z E SON TRASH
CORY GUNNS TRASH
LIL ROME TRASH
BOW WIZZEL TRASH
LET"S TELL THE WORLD I TOOK MY DAD MONEY AND WENT TO COLLEGE GRADUATING ON THE PRESIDENT OR DEANS LIST THESE LITTLE PINT SIZE CHUMPS WANTS TO EASY ROAD TO THE HIGH LIFE ! !
BIG UP THE REAL ROXANNE SHE TOOK HER MONEY WHICH WAS 750,000.00 AND
RAPPERS WEREN'T GETTING ALOT AND WENT TO COLLEGE WHERE SHE GRADUATED !! ! ! WHILE YOU NEWBORNS TRY TO FLIP YOUR 1st ADVANCE! ! IF YOU DON'T HAVE SENSE YOU WON'T MAKE SENSE !
RIGHT NOW THIS SHIT IS DEPRESSING RIP TOOKIE! SHOUT OUT TO J. FOXX FOR SHOWING COMPASSION BIG UP THE HIP HOP COMMUNITY THAT HAS HEART !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P. E. A. C. E
PLEASE EDUCATE ALLAHS CHILDREN EVERYDAY!
Sheek Louch has the best album of the year ! I'm also getting Lil wayne album is hot; Juelz Santana got some fire too!
life ...............is a B$#@* and the you die that why we get High 'cause yo never know when you're gonna go !
If I was Brian I woulda started an Anthropologist Musseum and hired Dashawn to fool niggaz pretending he's 'THE MISSING LINK'. ya know how much money you can make off that nigga. Fuck apartments in Harlem!
YO I GOT ROBBED AT GUNPOINT IN MY HALLWAY AND HAD TO BEG NIGGAS NOT TO EXECUTE ME IN MY APARTMENT.......I TRULY AM BLESSED TO BE ALIVE TODAY PEOPLE.....I DONT DEAL DRUGS OR EVEN HAVE A GOOD JOB
LADIES STOP HAVING SO MANY KIDS THAT YOU DONT WANT....THEY TURN INTO HEARTLESS YOUNG MEN WHO DONT VALUE LIFE BECAUSE YOU BIRTHED THEM INTO SUCH A HORRIBLE LIFE..........
DOGGS I SHIT YOU NOT I HAD TO BEG THE LIL NIGGA WIT THE HEAT NOT TO KILL ME WHILE I LAID ON THE FLOOR.......304KID IS HAPPY TO BE ALIVE..........FUCK MASE IM ON MY WAY TO CHURCH.....YA HEARD
BET was pretty unprofesional with disclosing the one year lease on the commander. i have lost all respect. They really tried too hard to make the show come off as anything in the image of classy. The production is humiliating.
"Don't you have a pole to catch crabs off of??" lol lol lol. She needs to just stay in the backroom of the strip club where her real talent shows. Ghetto, hoodass,dustyass, degrading, deplorable, trashy, toothpickass, samalian lookin, destitue,inastute, heifer.
Dame really should've taped it, fo real. At least he could've edited him being disrespected by "Lieng-ASs Ray", Seven, the bad performances, especially another rapper using a Jigga hook, how uncreative, and especially the embarassing time clenching mishap with SIZZLA. Half the audience were the "ex-hustlers" and the rest were the kids who could've stayed out past there curfew. Did you see any professional, corporate looking person in that audience? Isn't that what the show is suppose to attract? Besides dudes in da hood who doesn't wash their booties? Did Dame have people from GQ, Guiseppe, Sean John,....watching that episode? How embarassing. Did Rachel design the set? Is that her touch? Man Dame let SIZZLA go. SIZZLA you should have settled with the money HOV was gonna give you, you would've had a chance. Is the ink dry on that contract? cuz you need to walk. It didn't work with Capleton & interscope in the middle 90's, it sure as hell don't seem like Dame got everything together. Dame needs to go back to being HOV's sidekick. He's trying, yet I don't see him getting anywhere. Yet again..all the best to him. Nuff Raspect.
Shottas videos by Juelz Santanna, ft. Sizzla, & Cam'ron is FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! Hot song, cool videos. Not too many hoochies, love the caribbean flava. No flashy cars, no baraging or bravado of who's who, and who's running what. Dame's promoting hard. *Sizzla jamaican colored, what is it "Pro-Keds? "CEO's?".
Anyways hot hook. Like the fact that the song actually upgraded women, not the usual that you would hear from mainstream rappers. oh yeah, it is a Rasta that's on the hook.
Here's the link: http://jalive.com.jm/VideoStreamSearch.asp?psearch=Shottas&psearchtype=OR
3 things that had me saying "WOW"
1-How Brian was straight up OVER DOING IT..from the walk,to the talk,to the way he was lookin....WHY WAS HE TRYING TO LOOK SO HARD or SO COCKY....lolololol...that shit was TOOOOOOO FUNNY!
2-GRAPH looked like that was his 1st preformance ever....IN LIFE!!!!! and SIZZLA...well...shit what else can I say ladies and gentelman...lol..SIZZLA
3-SEVEN.....the hate.....DAMN!!
Fuck Brian. that bastard stole Lyin azz Ray idea, and to me that's not a Hustler. Brian original idea was to have a Dame Dash Airlines. And when that chink muthFucKKr came on the finale talkin some realestate bullsh*t I was straight mad, because he was the only one that changed his hustle.
"DAME DASH REAL ESTATES WATCH DAME TAKE HIS IDEA AND USE IT REAL TALK."
Posted by: KNOWLEDGE at December 7
That's what im talkin about, Dame probably told Brian to use Ray idea, think about he told them to give their business pitches before he elimated them, because he wanted to know Rays plan but felt that Brian can execute it better."Pause"
all dem contestants look like assholes, cause all the winner got was a chain and a one year lease on a commander. dame clowned all of dem and made dem look like a bunch of bitch ass yes-men. dame needs some help to since he lost jay.
All Dame's products suck. Who da fuck wears pro keds?
NO DISRESPECT, A NEED FOR RESPECT!
Provision should have not been allowed between contestants disagreements consisting of comments such as "Hoping that an individual would die in a airplane crash". No disrespect, but I believe that's harsh in relation to one of Hip Hop/R&B Legends and the family of, not to say that the soon to be husband of the belated was the head of this production(or the center of attraction). Whom ever allowed this to resume beyond the editing process obviously has no background regarding Damon and should not be allowed the privilege of holding the title of one of Damon's HUSTLERS. SOMEONE SLIPPED BETWEEN THE CRACKS, NEEDS TO SAY WE HAVE A WANNA BE HUSTLER. AND BY THE WAY BIG UPS TO ALL THE CONTESTANTS WHO WERE ALLOWED THE CHANCE AND OPPORTUNITY TO BE INVOLVED IN THIS PROJECT. NEVER MIND THE HATERS, PLEASE BELIEVE THERE WILL ALWAYS BE PLENTY WHEN YOU SET YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE.
I thought that white girl Jen looked like a fat groupie whore who was trying to get into the industry by pretending she's down with the black community.Hey "Jen The Pen" stop tanning so much, it doesnt make you look even remotely black.
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