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The Ultimate Hustler: Office Space

Posted on December 7, 2005 9:22 AM

Oh, shit! Is that Kevin Bacon?

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This week’s episode of The Negro Channel's Ultimate Hustler saw the flunkies-in-training competing for Dame’s attention at the most intimate level to date. Dame actually let these clowns run his operation for the day. This is why reality television sucks: Dame either put his business in the hands of these amateurs for real, or he was watching them all day and not REALLY getting anything done. Neither seem like a good call to me. So many fuck-ups I almost felt like I was watching a Police Academy movie.

The irony in this episode comes in that what was supposed to be the most serious and pertinent challenge ended up looking the most like Making The Band. We had niggas runnin around getting ice cream (if you wanna call Tasti-D-Lite that) for Kimora 2.0 (and letting it melt), ordering Better Burger, eating the Better Burger, stealing a diabetic’s candy, and putting shrimp on Dame Diddy’s plate after being told at least twice that he doesn’t eat seafood of any kind. Tischanda should have brought him an ascot to ice the cake. There were more food-related missions than actual business-related tasks shown in this episode. What’s wrong with this picure?

…Which reminds me, I need to tell Dark Kent to get my cheesecake this afternoon. (muahahahaaa)

“Do I look like a Better Burger nigga to you?” – Dame Dash.

For some reason that cracked me up for like 10 minutes. By the way, Ron Mexico is a Better Burger nigga. If you’ve got like $15 you don’t really care about go eat the ostrich sandwich. (seriously)

Doesn’t Dame’s assistant Jasmine look like a fake-ass Stacey Dash? Maybe that’s another one of his cousins. I mean… If I had a large business, best believe Cousin Laquita and them are gonna have them some work. It might not be on Front Street, but it’ll be work. She’ll be doin nails or somethin.

Since this was all very new to them, they all looked a little rusty at their respective challenges of being Office Bitch, Phone Bitch, Get-my-bag-and-food-Bitch and Run, Bitch, Run!… so they get a little bit of slack, I guess.

What should never be tolerated is dishonesty. Ray has time after time proved that he is a snake ass nigga. Dame has had to ask “Are you lying again, Ray?” too many times. Ray learned the effect of bad business as it cost him the trust and aid of his co-workers. When you get to your Summer Youth Employment Program jobs take this valuable lesson with you, children! Don’t piss in the same water cooler you drink from! And don’t take the cute little Puerto Rican girl on your job site to the $3 movie theater… Trust me on this! You'll end up like T-Pain and you'll buy her a walkman.

I can’t wait for the business propositions next week. I’m just upset Ray got the ax because his was the funniest to me. Dame Dash Real Estate for either Luxury or Low-Cost Housing? I would have loved watching him try to architect Dame Dash Projects. If I get paid I'm goin back and buyin up St. Nick Projects.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Need that cheesecake? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • KNOWLEDGE says...
  • I THINK THAT WAS A MISTAKE TO GET RID OF RAY HE WAS THE ONLY TRUE HUSTLA ON THERE YEA HE A SNAKE ASS CAT BUT SO IS DAME AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE INDUSTRY WITH POWER THERE IN NO POSITION TO BE TESTING SOMEONES INTEGRITY MATTER OF FACT RAY HAD THE BEST HUSTLE WITH THE DAME DASH REAL ESTATES WATCH DAME TAKE HIS IDEA AND USE IT REAL TALK

  • December 7, 2005 12:40 PM
  • Dark Kent says...
  • Yessir, Mr. Mexico... What kind of cheesecake would that be?

  • December 7, 2005 12:47 PM
  • Sigler says...
  • LMAO @ SYEP and Walkmans.

    At this point who is he gonna hire though? Tichanda's not impressive and Dashawn don't wash his ass. I say Dame pulls a Diddy and dont choose anybody.

    P.S. What is Biggs' job description? If Jay helps run Def Jam and the Roc and Dame got shoes and liquor, what does he do besides eat next to Dame? He's on some real Rachel-type shit.

  • December 7, 2005 1:10 PM
  • gully son says...
  • Ray is a true hustler. But there are two different kind of hustlers, the ones you want to continue to do business with and the ones that swindle you on a deal. And Ray is a sheister hustler. I like his performance, but he is a snake ass nigga. You cannot do business with a snake. Dashawn AKA Ridin'Dirty does not impress me. Tich is a nobody and Brian has really stepped his game up to the next level.

  • December 7, 2005 1:20 PM
  • ONE says...
  • Thats all i kept thinkin when i saw jasmine... im like that bitch is stacey- sister... then I was like nahhhh thats fucked up if shes basically dames maid being family.. but then im like dame keepin it real, he cant fuck stacey, so he hired a 'low-budget stacey' that he was morally allowed to fuck.

    People say Ray is a hustler eventho he's a snake.... Ray is a 'dumb STREET hustler' which is diff. he might fool a lotta niggaz in the hood, but he aint a corporate hustler. i was lmao when his dumbass said 'yea we be hustlin outfront' haha that shit diserved another week on the show.Dame said it best "there is one of you in every block"

    Foxy Brown got better hearing skills than Tischanda.. Bitch is just dumb, She think she can make the show just cuz she want it bad.. at least Ray got some hustle in him.. bitch puts the shrimp in a separate plate at fisrt(still kinda dumb knowing he dont like it, it aint like hes gonna change his mind) but aight, then she goes and puts the shrimp n the plate :/

    So that brings it down to Dashawn and Brian... I hate to say it but Brian is just more dedicated and looks more intelligent that dashawn, that nigga look slow a lil bit.. like you look at him and u thinking 'this nigga aint gonna come up w/ sumthin hott' but he does step up sumtimes so he still got a chance

  • December 7, 2005 1:22 PM
  • caff says...
  • And the award for the wackest reality show goes to....

    (drumroll)


    THE ULTIMATE HUSTLER

  • December 7, 2005 1:41 PM
  • R-FIGGZ says...
  • No real hustler would be caught dead on that show!.
    I remember when Damon Dash used to take the subway to "Katz Deli" to get corn beef on rye sandwiches for Mr. Weinbaum when he first started grinding.
    Don't forget where you came from dame!-you might be going back real soon with the way things are going for you right now son.

  • December 7, 2005 1:49 PM
  • Waxx says...
  • I am so unimpressed with the direction this reality show is taking. You would think "Dame" with all his business savy would have actually pick some real hustlers to be on the show and not just some more niggaz to kiss his azz for attention. I really think this nigga DAME just had lost his zeal to create new projects for him self and after wacthing Trump utilize all his free help to create a number profitable business ventures. Dame thought Shit I can do that! and BET will let me. The only reality is that he picked a terrible cast and they haven't come up with shit profitable for him as of yet. Shame on you DAME " Thats What You Get! A bunch of flunckies and no creativity. You could have hired real interns and gotten better results. NOW THATS AN IDEAL! 1

  • December 7, 2005 2:17 PM
  • ONE says...
  • Waxx
    "The only reality is that he picked a terrible cast and they haven't come up with shit profitable for him as of yet."

    What ppl dont get is that he aint making a profit off of them fools. He is making a profit off the show, and how many viewers he gets, cuz he has a contract with BET, the same way RUN with MTV. Thats why he chose sum dumb niggaz, cuz its interesting/funny to watch, U think hes hoping 1 of these niggaz feed him??? He already has his own companies, and qualified people working for him.
    If you think he has a show on National TV just to find sum1 to work for him, instead of putting a 100$ add on the paper then ur getting hustled by a reality tv show

  • December 7, 2005 3:10 PM
  • Waxx says...
  • Do you honestly believe that Dame's only hustle is in the show itself, don't be... well go ahead. My only real point is that a hustler by no definition, is the flunkie-kiss azz type! And if he wanted that he could of just hired interns. Not clowns who think that their some kinda of hustler because their on this show. By the way everything writen in these blogs is based on opinion and I was just expressing mine, so I appreciate any attention given to my opinion. Thanks!

  • December 7, 2005 3:45 PM
  • ONE says...
  • waxx:
    I know wut u sayin and ur rite, the ppl on the show r idiots... but Dame aint looking for sum1 to run none of his shit.. I mean he will give sum1 a job and all that shit maybe.. but my point is that he made the show with the goal to make an interesting show that SELLS, and also for self-publicity, selfclaimin hes the ultimate hustler...
    Thats the point of any reality show... its like sayin that RevRun made his show just so we can meet his 2 daughters... he did it cuz to sum ppl its interesting and the show is selling a lot and he got another season deal with MTV.
    Thats y Diddy didnt care about brakin 'DA BAND' ... cuz he was makin his money off of the show, not really how many records he sold(that was an extra), y do u think he didnt care about ruinin their image by making them go get a cheesecake, becuz it HELPED HIS RATINGS, COME ON, EVEN GAME TALKS ABOUT THAT SHIT ON 300 BARS LIKE 3 YRS LATER.

  • December 7, 2005 4:02 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • ONE and caff... I'm disappointed at the back and forth. 2 of the best posters actin like that... for shame.

    Waxx, good point.

    ONE, good point as well.

  • December 7, 2005 4:32 PM
  • caff says...
  • See, I knew it was that nigga all along.

  • December 7, 2005 4:48 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • it's definitely time to stop playing around.

  • December 7, 2005 5:00 PM
  • the_hatas_hata says...
  • CENSORSHIP!!!!!!!!

    they must have raised your salary Ron Mex, you going sooooooft....ima call u Ron Charmin from now on.....lol

  • December 7, 2005 6:33 PM
  • gully son says...
  • look guys, I think it's a decent show, and you are saying it's wack, then why the hell are you watching it? Of course Dash would not want any of these cats running his company. Unless they are getting the coffee or getting Better Burger(hahahaha). Otherwise Dame has people for that. This could be an example of what to do and what not to do when you are in this position.

  • December 7, 2005 6:44 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Fuck your couch...

    I deleted the insensitve remarks and slurs in regards to sexual orientation, the comments that were on the wrong blog, and the responses related.

    don't have a titty fit... at least you know you were funny.

  • December 7, 2005 6:49 PM
  • The Truth says...
  • Dame would be nothing without Jay-Z. That is a FACT!

  • December 7, 2005 7:20 PM
  • hadji says...
  • forget the corny show...get the real deal. cop KNOCK THE HUSTLE: how to save your job and your life from Corporate America.

    real wisdom you can use. forget the corny show.

  • December 7, 2005 8:06 PM
  • the _hatas_hata says...
  • damn Ron...now u gotta PR agent????

    "I deleted the insensitve remarks and slurs in regards to sexual orientation, the comments that were on the wrong blog, and the responses related."

    ... 'ooh and by the way OJ did it'

    i think we found lindsay lohans new main squeeze.

    hows the lohan ron??? got you wearin hawaiian sophie shirts and shit??

    RON CHARMIN BABY!!!!

  • December 7, 2005 8:19 PM
  • the_hatas_hata says...
  • MY THEME SONG

    im the hatas hata/
    the baker baker/
    i see your girl on a date, ima take her take her/
    want beef bring it nigga im wearin aprons aprons/....im the hatas hata/


    dame dash sucks...we got bigger things to worry about like the cancellation of Arrested development....


  • December 7, 2005 8:39 PM
  • 317fasho'! says...
  • true i agree ray is a sneaky bastard but he's a hustla'. just not a "business hustla' ", now had this been THE ULTIMATE "STREET" HUSTLER he would have won hands down! trust!!

  • December 7, 2005 10:19 PM
  • DaintyE7 says...
  • I really was wondering what exactly does Dame do all day. He has so many people working for him. Why d you need apersonal assistant, an executive assistant, and "mr. biggs?"I still don't see what the challenges of yesterdays show have to do with being a hustler. Is he hiring for the positions he put them in yesterday? They all sucked, and we all know Dame wouldn't have dudes in those positions anyway. He is a little off isn't he?. I think he ran out of ideas. Dashawn is taking it.

  • December 7, 2005 11:36 PM
  • DaintyE7 says...
  • They cancelled Arrested Development?!!!! Oh No!!!!
    that was my show!!!The humor on that show was uncategorized, just raw and unpredictable, and uncliched.

    But yeah..Ultimate hustler...I personally think that Dame should have put all the contenders on the same projects from the first episode, give them a time restraint,2-4mths, and see who comes out on top. Like tell them they have a certain amount of weeks to come up with a new product or addition to his list of repetoire and show how'd they'd market it, where they would, who to, and let them find their own sources and connections. Have them in their own natural environment, and see who is a real hustler, without the t.v. fascade.

  • December 8, 2005 12:05 AM
  • DS says...
  • "P.S. What is Biggs' job description? If Jay helps run Def Jam and the Roc and Dame got shoes and liquor, what does he do besides eat next to Dame? He's on some real Rachel-type shit."

    Some of you people need to do your research before making comments. Biggs was the other CEO of the Roc with Dame and Jay-Z just as he is the co-CeO of DDMG. I am pretty sure he is also the Co-CEO of all the the others business ventures. Biggs is basically a silent partner and Dame is the poster child.

  • December 8, 2005 4:09 AM
  • c b w says...
  • Dame should have dropped the chick. She didn't listen to a damn thing that she was told to do. And I'd be damned to leave my edible well being in the hands of a chick who is trying to kill me by allergic reaction. Plus she was boring as hell.

    Although it is a clear competition between Mr. No wash and wear and fresh kid ice, they should have left Ray on just for entertainment value. That kid was greasy as hell, but I have to give him credit for pushing the limits.

    Finally,whoever wins isn't going to shit for Dame or his various endeavors. They'll get the truck that they have to pay taxes on, a chain, and they'll be able to say they were on tv. Remember when Dame was on MTV and they were supposed to give a deal to some battle rapper? All he got was some cash a chain and a jacket. No deal.

  • December 8, 2005 10:04 AM
  • Jim Browski says...
  • Dame Dash is DONE ! ! My people, seriuously "WE NEED TO OPEN OUR EYES"
    the United States of America was built on exploitation of Minorities! NO d@#&k's this isn't Cousin Jeff Chronical
    You see Russell Simmons is no different than " his oppressors" you see he was exploited by the white Executive in Corporate America; (sold his soul to the Devil) he then turn around and started exploiting his brother (REV.RUN)
    from RUN DMC; for a few years the blood has been bad between Russell & REV. Basically Dame is doing the same thing; He gather a few Local neighborhood kids
    and put them against each other; Dame has no "CLASS." He changes his T-shirt in the lobby of a Prestigous Building;
    " I DON'T EAT NO FISH " Stop Lying Nikka
    That's not even proper English; Second RR- Rachel Roy; is a duplicate I've seen her somewhere; oh yeah She a DEAD RINGER FOR ALLYHAH ! I SAID IT; LAST DAME has 25% common sense 25% Street smart making him a 1/2 Ass Nikka; Give Back something that gives back, knowledge is self; P.E.A.C.E! PLEASE EDUCATE ALLAH CHILDREN EVERYDAY ! He got rid of Ray Da Hustla; Cause he figured Ray would Probably Scheme on..........I wouldn't even say Empire; LEASED OFFICE SPACE !BASICALLY WHAT DAME TRY TO DO TO JAY WITH THE ROC RECORD and CLOTHING,ETC.
    Dame told Ray " there's a cat like you in every hood, type of cat dudes wouldn't give Consignment; DAME THAT'S YOU SON! ! TRUMP PLAZA HAS NICE DOOR KNOBS; THAT WHY JAY DON'T F#^K WITH HIM DAME ! ! Basically Dame is everything he accuses people of ! ! ! ! ! !! !! Puffy is doing the same SHIT; Last year THAT MOTHERF*&$% had the F456ING NERVE NOT TO PICK ANY OF THE GIRL FROM LAST SEASON: AS A NEW FATHER TO BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN,ASIAN,JAMACIAN,INDIAN GIRL YEAH YA"LL HEARD RIGHT !!! I GOT F$%^ING MASSIVE GOD U NOW'S :FIGURE IT OUT ! I WOULD HAVE BITCH SLAPPED P.DICKY LET'S STOP EXPLOITING EACH OTHER THIS WASN'T PART OF THE HONORABLE DR. KING'S DREAM STAND UP FOR SOMETHING UP FOR RATHER THAN FALLING DOWN FOR ANYTHING ! ! ! ! ! ! PUFFY KILLED B.I.G
    SUGE KILLED PAC !! I BELEIVE I HAVE THE RIGHT TO THINK AND SAY THAT JUST LIKE KANYE "BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOLPE" MY REPLY TO THAT IS ............YES SIR ! ! NOW PUFFY GOT BIG'S MOM EXPLOITING HER SLAIN SON! ! YEAH PUT OUT THE GREATEST HIT BUT WHAT THE F&*% IS DUETS; ANY BODY FROM BROOKLYN MAKING A DUET ALBUM I'LL WON'T SEND SOMEONE TO SLAP YOU I FIND @ THE LABOR DAY PARADE AND SLAP YOU MYSELF ! ! ! ! ! ! THERE'S ALOT TO COVER BUT LITTEL TIME; LAST BUT NOT LEAST.......SHEEK LOUCH HAS THE BEST ALBUM OF THE YEARS

  • December 8, 2005 11:29 AM
  • Jim Browski says...
  • HIP HOP GREETINGS ! !

    SHEEK LOUCH HAS THE BEST ALBUM OF
    THE YEAR !!! ! ! !


    DO WE HAVE ANY HEADS OUT THERE
    I HEARD J. SANTANA ALBUM IS CRACK
    MUSIC ! ! ! ! !

  • December 8, 2005 11:35 AM
  • IHATEWHITES says...
  • I'M GETTING MORE AND MORE SUSPICIOUS OF YOUR FAGGOT-ASS MAKING RACIALLY TINTED COMMENTS LIKE, "The Negro Channel", "Dark Kent", AMONGST OTHER RIDICULOUS AND CLASSLESS JARGON. FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS SUCH A PROBLEM WITH OUR CULTURE, YOU SURE DO EMBED YOURSELF IN IT A LOT, WHITEBOY. JUST BE A MAN AND SAY WHAT YOU ARE, INSTEAD OF TRYING TO FOOL EVERYBODY LIKE A BITCH. TAKE YOUR MASK OFF, FAGGOT.

  • December 8, 2005 11:53 AM
  • ONE says...
  • Jim Browski:
    damnn i can see the hate in the ait

    People get too emotional.. sayin russell sold his soul ahhahhahaa.
    People forget that they aint here to please us, they are just doin their job making their money(and u cant hate on that) but then u love the gangsta niggaz who sell crack, what they aint selling their sould just to get a few bucks...
    the same way that lets say:
    This dude worked at the Getty for 10 yrs, then he goes to work to shell... is he a sell out, did he sell his soul to the devil? Nah no1 gives a fuck... but if Dame changes his shirt in a building, hes Falling off, and hes a piece of shit, and a sellout??? Damn.

    To all the niggaz hating on Dame saying he aint shit... I hope if I fuck up in life and do real bad(like yall claim dame is doin) I get the "fucked up life" that he is living. Cuz it aint 'too bad' in my eyes.

  • December 8, 2005 11:57 AM
  • H says...
  • Damn ONE good point, why people critizise on Dame, Diddy, Russell, Jigga, and all these cats that we should look at and in a way admire cuz they came from nothin, but when they got more than WE think we could possibly get, we hate on every little thing. But then we admire the niggaz who 'keep it real' selling crack and then do 20 yrs, and we say ' they went out with honor???

    That shit is just ignorant

  • December 8, 2005 12:01 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • "She a DEAD RINGER FOR ALLYHAH ! I SAID IT;" - Jim Browski

    ...yikes!

    I HATE WHITES... I'm gonna leave that dumb shit up there, because like everyone else who assumes I'm white because I can read and write. If you can't take a joke go back to the black panther page, nigga.

    P.S.: Dark Kent is a fellow Talkin' Videos writer, dumbass.

    P.S.S.: Fuck BET. They earned that name because of their piss poor portrayal of our people and culture. Sorry you like that shit enough to defend it you Popeye's grease-on-the-lips, watermelon jugglin, shuffle-foot ass nigga.

  • December 8, 2005 2:18 PM
  • Jim Browski says...
  • C'MON PEACHES (ONE) & HERB (H)isn't that what the H stands for; PEACHES I can tell by your response that you're Illiterate; or you just have ADT; take your time and READ,A$$ ! ! YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT GUYS WHO SELL CRACK, HERION , DRUGS OF ANY SORT MAKE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF MONEY FROM SELLING THAT SHIT AND ELUDING THE PROPER AUTHERITIES,(POLICE)
    Becuase corporate America won't help them; Drugs are the Corner Market of America Bill Gate can't Sell Drugs nor Can Hova Make, And sell Cpu Soft/or Hardware ! ! !

    YOU MOTHER&$^%, BLACKs OR ANY OTHER MINORITIES DID NOT POPULATE THE STREETS WITH DRUGS; HERE IS SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SAY HMMMMM: UNITED STATES WENT TO Puerto Rico and started burning Marijauna fields and Jamaica However they're growing it in Skysrappers for Medical purposes or just research right here in America;IF the government uses it on cancer patients why not use it for personnal reason;

    HERB (or HMO ) WHATEVER YOU PREFER.
    OOH A$$ I said he doesn't have any class, by changing his shirt in the lobby of a building; AGAIN I DID NOT SAY HE"S FALLING OFF! ! ! LEARN HOW TO COMPREHEND WHAT YOU'RE READING he's no better than any one else especially to judge the characters of other people kids; Do your job but not at the Expense of others; THESE REALITY SHOW SHOULD BE LIKE AMERICAN IDOL WE THE PEOPLE DECIDE IF THEY HAVE TALENT, NOT SOME DUDE THAT MADE MONEY OF HIS BEST FRIEND; AND WOULD NEVER TURN AROUND AND GIVE ANY OF THAT MONEY BACK TO HIS MANS FAMILY: INSTEAD THEY THINK OF A NEXT WAY TO EPLOIT THERE FRIEND DEAD OR ALIVE

    Next if you sell drugs and got caught you're a d@#$ ! BAD BOYS MOVE IN SILENCE! AND NOT WITH A BULLHORN: HISTORY WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU NEVER ANNOUNCE YOURSELF TO THE ENEMY; most guys that get locked up are cocky, arrogant and want people too know they're are selling, hustling ! those the same mother@#^% that won't give that same money they've strip from the community back to the community !
    DO THE MATH: BEFORE YOU LET YOUR EMOTIONS SPEAK FOR YOU DO YOU KNOW THE HISTORY BETWEEN RUSS AND REV.?

    HEY YOU 2 MO'S Probably voted for Bush!

  • December 8, 2005 2:33 PM
  • Jim Browski says...
  • P.S.S.: Fuck BET. They earned that name because of their piss poor portrayal of our people and culture. Sorry you like that shit enough to defend it you Popeye's grease-on-the-lips, watermelon jugglin, shuffle-foot ass nigga.

    YO RON SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE ONLY SMART DUDE ON THIS BLOG OTHER THAN MYSELF !!


    HEY RON
    PEACHES AND HERB (ONE & H )you hurt their feellings cause they WATCH BET
    TO LEARN HOW TO BE URBAN

  • December 8, 2005 3:05 PM
  • the HATAS_hata says...
  • "life..........is a daash!!"

    dumbest fuckin quote of the year

    he mos def needs jayz cause i know jay could at least helped him on that slogan with on of jayz's famous feminine chuckles "life......is a daash!!!..hee hee HOV"

    SIDE NOTE...WHEN WILL JAE HOOD DO.......ANYTHING????IS D BLOCK THAT BROKE??

    WHAT HAPPENED TO LADY MAY??? IM SICK OF ALL THESE STUPIDS FEMALE RAPPERS I NEED TO HEAR A CHICK THAT RAPS ABOUT WORKING AT THE BANK! WHERE U AT LADY??? WORKING?? WHEN U GET OFF??? 5:30??? AIIGHT!!!

    PIGGYBACKIN OF WHAT SOME IDIOT SAID EARLIER....YEAH WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT NIGGA DAME SIGNED??? REIGN MAN WAS NICE!!! OH WELL

    RON MEX...STOP BITCHING AND PUT YOUR BREASTS BACK IN YOUR SHIRT!!!

    DONT HATE BET FOR DOING WHAT IT CAN TO STAY ON AIR!!!

    IF U WANT QUALITY BLACK TV WATCH TV ONE AND SHUT UP
    -------------------------------
    im the hatas hata/
    the baker baker/
    i see your girl on a date, ima take her take her/
    want beef bring it nigga im wearin aprons aprons/....im the hatas hata/

  • December 8, 2005 9:38 PM
  • BIG GUCCI says...
  • DASHAWN=NOXZEMA JACKSON (WESLEY SNIPES, WONG FOO). DID ANYONE NOTICE TICHANDA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FIRED BEFORE RAY. DAMN IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T EAT SEAFOOD FIVE TIMES AND YOU STILL GIVE ME SHRIMP, YOU EIHER DON'T GIVE A DAMN OR IS TIED THINKING ABOUT YOUR BABY DADDY.

  • December 8, 2005 10:45 PM
  • BIG GUCCI says...
  • DAME KNOWS ABOUT THAT ONE GUY IN THE HOOD BECAUSE HE IS THAT GUY THAT ASSBETS, NEVER PAYS YOU BACK, TAKES YOUR MONEY AND ROLLS. HE SAID THE KEY WAS TO NEVER HAVE THAT GUY AROUND YOU OR YOUR BUSINESS. WELL JAY SHOWED WHO WAS THE ULTIMATE HUSTLER AND TOLD DAME THIS YOU ARE A HUSTLER BUT YOU CAN'T HUSTLE HERE. THAT IS WHY THIS SHOW IS REALITY BECAUSE DAME WENT THROUGH IT

  • December 8, 2005 10:56 PM
  • L-Key says...
  • I know the person Damon stole this idea from. My homie stepped to Damon and was told by Damon that his idea needed more development. Next thing this brutha knows Damon stole his idea and ran with it. So every time I watch this show and Damon's talking about niggas being honest and having integrity. It’s all B.S! Damon is not going to have any real hustlers in his circle. Because a 'real hustler' would expose this fake half and half licking ice cream nigga!

  • December 10, 2005 9:44 AM
  • Sigler says...
  • Relax with all that research bullshit. I've heard Jay and Dame say that silent partner garbage too, but 3 "co-CEO'S", not even shareholders or co-chairs on a Board of Directors??? That don't sound suspect to you??

    Sounds like some "that's my ppl from way back so you can be my 'co-CEO'"

  • December 10, 2005 5:58 PM
  • Gosh Jolly Bonkers says...
  • YOU LOSERS ACTUALLY WATCH THIS CORNBALL OF A SHOW?

  • December 12, 2005 2:35 PM
  • kvn@bklyn says...
  • The ulimate hustler is a slap in the face to anyone in NYC that makes things happen!!!!!........Not once do you see any of these cats use creativity, resourcefulness or fundamental communication skills to further these lame ass goals Dame sets them out on.Dame has got these youngsters doin the most menial degrating jobs that really don't show any skills whatsoever so he will look oh so wise next to the guy who he tells to gets his coffee.The shit peaked when they had to do the low budget video then it just fell backward from there.....It's all about humiliation now and who is willing to put up with it.This is some low budget sorry ass shit and I give props to those who stayed with that bullshit.......If those kids really want to make it they should blackmail Dame's lame ass and watch how fast they get respect then........Real Life lessons 101.

  • December 12, 2005 3:10 PM
  • Damn says...
  • Jim Browski: you have to be the most paranoid SOB on this blog, give them conspiracy theories a rest, man, nobody wants to hear that. if you want to, go to Allah website. yeah, George Bush doesn't care about black people, Damn, kid, are you blilnd. He doesn't care about Poor people, stop all that hating and get bac to your scell, or get a job, you have to much to say. if you want to educate your people stop waisting time on a blog and go out there and educate black people. Oh, my bad, you just came out of jail with freshly-stretched a#$hole and you converted into a muslim. give your that Quran a rest, because you're probably one of them DL brothers anyways. trying to school younger black men when you're your really just trying to get yourself sucked off by them. and as for Dame, let him do whatever he wants, it's a show so it's entertainment. so what if he's exploiting them fools, he's not exploiting black people, hell, if that was the case, everybody in here is exploiting black people with our rhetoric. Damn, and you have the nerve to talk. Man, eat a fat one, because you're propably one of them cats that came out of jail, all of a sudden you have some knowledge to kick. Dame has his business. do I think he'll survive, I don't know, hell, I don't really care, because he's been whining about losing Jay-Z for the Longest. so hey, let him cope the best way he can. the cast doesn't have to take none of that humiliation. and why is it that becuase it's a black show, nobody wants to give the dude props for doing something. what, it doesn't live up to the standards of a white corporate head. Damn, man, ya'll crazy hell. It's like black people can't do anything to spark up ambition without backlash. if the damn show was white, you would've been talking differently, and you know that so stop. but yeah, Jim, get your head out of your a&* and read a book other than the f^&*in' Quran. get some real knowledge. stop reading and old book. go to a psychiatrist, maybe they can do you some good.

  • December 12, 2005 9:26 PM
  • Sleepy says...
  • YO IM CONVINCED DAME DASH IS A IDIOT HE TAKES THOSE KIDS FUCK UP THEY CONFIDENCE ON TV AND THEN GIVES THE CHAIN TO HONG KONG FUEY I FELT MY MAN DASHAWN AT LEAST DESERVE A SHOT BUT THEN AGAIN THIS THE SAME FOOL WHO THINK PPL ARE STILL WEARING PRO KEDS

  • December 13, 2005 10:26 PM

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