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T-Pain - "I'm Sprung"
Posted on November 8, 2005 12:30 PM
Today we’re getting into a video we should have shitted on a long time ago. There’s no damn way T-Pain should have taken his turn on 106 and Park without us taking a swing at this poser piñata’s video for “I’m Sprung.” [watch it now]
"Yo, Pizzle! What’s poppin’, bee?!" What the fuck is this a Poser Mobile commercial? Akon, what are you doing? You’re a better high-pitched sidekick than this cat. Don't cup his balls!
What kind of rest-haven-for-hoes, simpin’ ass shit is this? Is this the example we wanna set for the kids? I’d rather they watch The Negro Channel and think they were pimps than this shit. T-Pain is utterly devoid of self-confidence, a spinal cord and testicles. We don't need our youths talkin about how "sprung" they are off of a girl they don't even respect.
Pizzle... How you gonna come on TV with that pile of monkey shit on your head? Nigga look like a chocolate gummi bear with extensions. Is he supposed to be Jamaican or something? This sounds like some fake-ass T.O.K. singin through the Teddy Riley/Roger Trautman plastic dick. How do people listen to this?
I’ve never seen that much makeup on a man that wasn’t in drag before. You could probably scoop a solid inch of foundation off of this nigga’s face. How are you supposed to be in Florida with all that shit on? By the end of the video shoot he must have looked like a melted Hershey's Kiss.
What’s with the girl in the sprinkler at the end? Did they not even have a plan for how they were gonna objectify her? They just said “Fuck it… Let’s break the fire extinguisher and see if T-Pain gets another erection.” That scene is about as sexy as the civil rights firehose footage.
T-Pain needs to take his chunky sprung ass to the barber shop and do something about them shitlocks. Maybe you wouldn’t be so sprung if you weren’t surprised every time a girl stepped to you.
P.S.: You ain’t no damn Konvict. And if you were, you must have spend your time in the box playing hide the sausage with some REAL killers. That’s the only explanation for your voice and effeminate mannerisms.
Questions? Comments? Requests? Gummiberry juice to spring your sprung? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
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The video is wack, b/c it came too late.
I'm from The Bronx, and moved down to Florida last year December. The song was a major underground hit then. It has been more than half a year. I think that they just threw something together, because it is mainstream now- and they had to give the ppl something.
You say, "T-Pain is utterly devoid of self-confidence, a spinal cord and testicles. We don't need our youths talkin about how "sprung" they are off of a girl they don't even respect."
Why? Because he is sprung? He wrotr that song based on the way his WIFE makes him feel. Maybe, that is what is why so many black men walk around angry- they don't know how to express their feelings, without losing their 'manhood.'
PS... Why the hell are you so mad at him? There are plenty of other videos out that you could shit on, from veterain artists. Why you fuckin with someone who has no idea how videos are shot? The man was happy about coming up. Shit. Be easy.
Wife? She ain't even his main chick... according to the song.
You can talk about how you feel constructively. This shit is ignorant.
P.S.: If you don't know how to make videos you probably shouldn't be making them. Open season on your rookie ass.
Thanks for reading... Look around some more because you obviously don't know what you're talking about... We get errbody. T-Pain is lucky I thought about him.
i used to hate this song, but it grew on me now i like it. i wouldn't have come out with this, but hey everything is getting spins nowadays. i heard a new song from him called in love with a stripper it's way better than this.
Yo I made my own version to this sone it's called "U A Punk" the shit is hot well at least I think it is I'm going to the studio and lay down a couple of freestyles and new songs soon in the Atlanta real soon and if you hot come holla at me my niggas boys just got a 50 million dollar deal with a some record company and my boy gave me all the free studio I want big ups to him if you think or know you can rap shout me out
Yo... I dont care fa da song myself! But its amazing how u wouldnt want your kidz to listen to this...what would be nice for them to listen to...? Um into the hard core hip-hop shyt but dont want my seeds listening to it...
I'M LOVIN THIS SONG!!!!!!SORRY
The song is hot.(Even though it might be kind old now) But, dude cant perform worth a damn! He was on 106 & Park looking like a straight cornball. I'm sure he was nervous and all(which is understandable) but dude was just acting like a BAMA for real. It was kinda like seeing your country cousin embarrass you in a public place.
Then when he got on stage, he just ruined the entire song and what little buzz he did have. Why this nigga came out with an entire dance routine for this song? I dont get it? Its a slow song! Just walk back and forth and sing to the ladies and show your vocal range. Thats all he had to do. But, naw! He wanted to do a whole freakin' routine and shit. The guy was out of breathe after the first verse. Not that he had string vocal talent to begen with.
That whole performance just ruined his vibe. I dont know what Akon saw in this dude in the first place.
The song is okay. Id listen to it but the video is on some otha' ... How he get on the roof, I didnt see a ladder, maybe i missed it.
"I'm sprung" and "In love with a stripper" must run together because because he said he wrote that song for the woman who is now his wife on 106th and Park. That woman just so happened to be a stripper back in the day. Damn T-Pain! He went out like a sucka. Everybody in the hood seen his lady's tigole bitties!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo I can't lie. I can't stand r&b shit but this shit is catchy as hell to me.
Ok...Ron you know I love you and all BUT let's not say things about Roger Troutman that we can't take back.
Now...to this video.
T-Pain....why are your dreads like Bones braids (you kno the movie bones wit snoop....that girls braids were all different sizes!!!). Were some of them clip-ons cause it seems like all the smaller ones were in the back and all the doo doo ones were right there on your face.
I keep hearing "oh it's so nice to see a dark skinned girl in a video blah blah blah"...GAG ME!! She looks like a damn gremlin in that water!!
Pizzle, do you and CHHHHHAAALLLAAAYY Wilson have the same make make up artist? You both have more makeup on than Michael Jackson in the Thriller video.
Was I the only one who noticed that Pizzle looked like Dave Chappelle doing Rick James with the hand waving thing?
I wish I had more hands so I can give this video 4 thumbs down!
What's up Ron. The video isn't all that bad actually. It's typical. I've seen alot worse. And yes he did make the song for his WIFE he just stretched the truth a little bit. I live in Tallahassee and the song was a major hit underground. And to get technical. T-Pain was apart of a rap group called Nappy Heads who had a pretty good underground hit called "Robbery". And I know alot of niggas sprung off of good pussy fucking up their relationships with their baby-mommas and children and families and wives all for a nut. So just because he made a song about it and stretched the truth a little doesn't mean he doesn't have balls. And due to the fact that he's from Florida home of the "Dreadheads" and "Chevyboys" his hair doesn't bother me. But no he definitely can't sing I will give you that one. But that song rocked hard as hell at Mt. Zion when I first heard it a year ago.
I heard that T-Pain got knocked the F**k out while performing this song on stage at a show in the Vegas. There's pictures online at various sites.
Usually people that are this ugly have a voice and talent... I said usually.
Is that a stripper he's singing to at the end? I hope the stripper doesn't have him sprung. He's tossing money to a stripper at the end.
Ron, it's about damn time!!
I hate this sprung care bear. I like hip-hop & r&b so its not that he is soft, he is just madd stupid. Dude what the fuck are you saying you sprung? when did that become a good thing? This is just more stupid music they are putting out to try to keep our (& the next genaration) thoughts on conterfit shit. they wont promote black love but young dumb & sprung that shit will get you rich.
FUCK! A CARE BEAR!!!
THAT'S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!
I'm really upset at myself for not landing that one.
Thanks man... 2 points. :(
Yo i know you just said SHitlocks, but Damn that shit had me rolling shit i am still rolling off that shit, Damn I am high. lol Ron you is a Damn Fool. Keep Up the Clowning!
Ron, why u so mad at dude???
The video is no different from the rest of the bullsh*t that's on the air, and yes I admit he is very hard on the eyes.
Anywayz, the song is straight, but I'm really feelin' that "I'm In Love With A Stripper" song, that's my sh*t.
LOL Realness, U ain't lyin'!!!
Why they gotta be shitlocks? Just cause you don't like him or the video, they are shit locks? Man u sounding like a hater, the song is hot and the video may be weak, but it's still one of the hottest records in rotation, so keep hatin and it'll keep blowing up
Yo, this song is sucks sumthin fierce. but out here in the bay, we love that beat. Frisco has this shit on lock. We have a remix by J. Valentine and Bailey. If you want to hear it, go to myspace and look up Bailey or anyone within a radius of 100 of zip code 94590. It's called "Go Dumb" instead of "I'm Sprung"
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Actually, now that i think of it, if any of you want to hear it and cant find it, holla at me. Marquee916@yahoo.com and i will mail it to you. i prolly even throw in a song that is comin off my new blend cd. holla
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Ron,
Thank you finally trashing this garbage ass song and apparently, the train wreck of the video that goes with it! I can't listen to the song for more than 30 seconds without wanting to slit my wrists!
Kudos to you for taking the time to even watch the video. There's 5 minutes of your life you can't get back! 5 stars for "shitlocks!"
Damn it seems to me that all of you all have been sprung one time or another in your life and you can't bare to relive the pain of being set-up, used, and taken for all you had through a song. Like they say "a hit dog will holla". And Vida G and Realness I'm pretty sure there are more ugly ass muthafuckas that are happy as hell they found someone uglier than them so let them soak up their glory LOL!!!!! Anyway what T-Pain has in his head are called wicks (wiks) what the fuck ever. If you go to Florida or actually once you start hitting South Florida (yes there are more cities in South Florida than Miami) you will notice a lot of Thugs, G's, crazy ass niggas normal ass niggas etc. rockin them (not saying he is one). Yeah you will find the manicured, sunburned tipped, I got to get my dreads touched up every two week niggas around here but niggas who rock the wicks (wiks) what the fuck ever rock it for the STRUGGLE not necessarily because it's a trend and they want "their haid did in maticulate dreads". But Ron it's your job so do what you do and keep up the good work!! I still liked Window Shopper better. That had to be D funniest shit I've ever read!!!
I never really listened to the song when it first came out.I thought it was a fuckin group cuz it sound like 5teddy rileys behind.it grew on me.I aint know what he was until he opended his mouf on 106 then i was like "(eye rolling) he a kuntry nigga."wit them fat ass dreads.he coo though so far
This shit is WACK! & them vocals are wayyyy overprocessed! synthesized ass shit.
"erryyyyerrrryyyyyyyy"
As much as I hate this song, I have found myself humming this bullshit.
Anyway, is this kid singing about a girl or weed? He looks like he smokes alot.
Also, if you're trying to sell yourself as a guy who is sprung off of a chick...make sure that you take your wedding ring off or just make it that it can't be seen in the video. Who do you think you are JaRule?
Finally, one Akon is enough. We don't need another chipmunk sound-a-like singing r and b thug.
i feel u c b w one akon is enough. it is catchy but its bad enough mario wianian came out wit that bitch sh@t now this. most chiccs dont know how to act any damn way and chumps like t pain is make um think that n****as act like that. im upset that he get air play plus he be on that r&b thug look. he's a succa. bring the pimpin bacc. bring it bacc baby bring it bacc.
WHEN IS YOUR CD OUT ON STORES
Realness....I am not forcing you to look @ me and I am not in videos for you to look at. T-pain is a product. A product that we are supposed to want. Personally, I dont want him cause he looks like a gremlin. I might be a gremlin to you...it's all in the eye of the beholder. Why are you talking about me anyways? This blog is about talkin videos and the product they are trying to sell not clicking on names and commenting.
By the way...put a cock in it
I think this song is good for people that is sprung off one or more person so all my respect go's out to u T-Pain u are a sexy black man keep up the good work
I'm feeling this song all the way u did a good job
I think T-Pain song I'm Sprung is off da
chain and I'm really digging it for real.Keep it up T-Pain,oh my boyfriend
said wuz up.He said that u that u is his
cousin,well I won't believe that until
I see it. Bye!!!
the blog is called " Talkin Video's" calm down this is not a fan based web paged go some were else with that. Now. Screw the shiltlocks it looks like the put shit on his face this dude looks like the boy from pretty rickey's dead beat dad you ever notice how they all ugly but they don't have any simalar ugliness's Kinda eerie
Shot out to Styleez and my cousin Floyd
This song is what that is. Me and my nigga jams tha hell out of it when it comes on the radio. I wouldn't go out and buy tha CD or nothin but it's a good single. Now that I'm in love wit a stripper song is kool too but it ain't f%c&i$g wit that "I'm Sprung." Once again n!!!!$ need to gone and admit to being sprung once or twice in their lifetime so gone and come of tha bull.
Welcome to the Terror Era of R&B! in other words, this is the moment in music where ugly muh'fuckas who can't sing get record deals and make videos. look for T-Pain, Akon, Bobby Brown's comeback albums! THE NEXT GENERATION!!!
STOP HATIN ON THE MAN!!!!!!!! THE MAN JUST TRYIN TO EAT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE AND I REALLY LOVE THAT SONG IT GETS ALOT OF AIR PLAY DOWN SOUTH THATS WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THEY SO BUSY TRASHIN PEOPLE VIDEOS WHEN THEY SHOULD REALLY BE GIVIN THEM THEY PROPS AND STOP HATING ON THEM AND LET THEM DO WHAT THEY DO AND SOME OF YALL MAY LOOK WORSE THEN T-PAIN NOBODYS PERFECT SO GIVE THE MAN HIS PROPS AND KEEP HATIN CAUSE HE GONE BLOW UP OFF YALL ENERGY!
I really love the song I'm Sprung cuz it finally made me understand how I feel about thr guy I really love anyways it talks about a girl but that is how I feel for my boyfriend and never understood how I fuckin felt for him but now he does.
I really love the song I'm Sprung cuz it finally made me understand how I feel about thr guy I really love anyways it talks about a girl but that is how I feel for my boyfriend and never understood how I fuckin felt for him but now he does.
The song is alright. I heard other songs where he actually raps and the songs are pretty good. The song Im in Love with a stripper is alright, but he should have came out with one of those songs where he raps. At least Tallahassee finally has somebody that made it in the music industry.
In Cali I have been bombarded by this sythesized bullshit. Fuck all who say I am hatin, I have an opinion, you fuckin sheep, I don't get herded from shitty tune to shitty tune, shitty artist to shitty artist. I think Mad Lion has come back as an R&B singer. The video was average but this dude does not look like a singer. He should be an extra in the Jamrock remix, he could be sellin curry goat on the street. As for the concept, whatever, it's been done before. Synth voice boxes, been done before Roger Troutman was the OG this dude is just irritating. I plan on seeing T Pain in about six months, at Popeye's, make sure I get honey for my biscuits bitch!
lol lol lol (monkey shit on yo head )lol so hard how the fuck you look like a chocolate gummy bearlolololhe called him chunkylollollol!!!!
yo t-pain that fucking vedio was hot u did what u got to do fuckall them other people yo shit was hot it got me back with my girl that was the the best vedio i seen in years oh my gosh but its this one girl i like her but i couldnt tell her but i listento ur song over and over i told her then i got that pussy feel me one love u did ur thing
umm im not even white and i dont know what "im sprung" means soo yeah that song suxs balls!!
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