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Bow Wow - "Fresh Azimiz"
Posted on November 23, 2005 8:00 AM
Big Bow Wow feels the need to show us that he can get into a grown-up club in his newest long-form Clearasil advertisement Fresh Azimiz. [watch it now] Who’s got the hearts of the little girls in a tighter grip, Bow Weezy or the pterodactyl touchdown Chris Brown?
Doesn't Fresh Azimiz look like some Middle Eastern food?
Can someone explain the relevance of his coming around the hood to scoop up his recently-drafted homeboy in the shiny whippup? Was he looking for a Mase to have on his arm for the window-shoppers in the club? Bow Wow is lucky. His shit would have gotten shot up on my block… actin all Hollywood.
Is that a grill? If I may quote Whitney… Oh, HEEELL-to-the-no! You need to pop them pop-outs right the fuck back into the case. He looks like he can’t even speak with those shits. Horrendous! You get a D- for those grills, Xavier. Your mama would not be proud like when you went up against Sweetness. Even T.I.’s are better, and they just make him look like a really wealthy velociraptor.
So when they get to the club what the fuck is that shoulder seizure he’s having? Shad, we’ve seen you dance. Shit, we’ve seen you dance on rollerskates. What the fuck are you doing, young man? That’s some serious third grade shit. “Look girls, I can dislocate my shoulder! I’m double jointed and shit!” I bet he flipped his eyelids back in the bathroom for the girls as well.
He’s growing taller, but he must be the same weight as he was 3 years ago. All that money and he can’t afford a steak sandwich? Even the girl he’s with would break him in half. Ciara would 1-2 step him into the dust... then dickslap him.
Am I hearing n-bombs out of this kid? Oh, his balls must have finally dropped. Congratulations, Mr. Moss. Obviously your ghostwriter isn’t Jermaine Dupri anymore. I hope Kriss Kross is watching.
In strangely related news, Kriss Kross’ “Totally Krossed Out” album went 4X platinum THIS WEEK. Who the fuck bought them last copies? How did that push happen? How long were they on 3,999,998? Congrats Mack Daddy and Daddy Mack. Sorry you’ve been relegated to armchair quarterbacks for Bow Weezy’s career. Vicarious living is a motherfucker.
Questions? Comments? Requests? Need azimiz on your falafel? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
By the way: About the little girls on the way to shit talk Mr. Mexico for keeping it real… Oh, oh, I think they liiiiike me!
Comments
Ciara dickslap!!! man i damn near pissed myself reading that shit!!! i surprised u didnt say anything about Mike Jones in da club spittin grilljuice all over the place....SSSSwiSSSShahouSSSe!
Who Mike Jones?
I've had Fresh Azimiz. Its pretty good!
Damn, you never hesitate to hesitate to get on Bow Wow videos. Nor do you hesitate to take a shot at the "touchdown" haha
I STILL don't know what Fresh Azimiz is. Song is hot though.
Yeah...Mike Jones makes TOO many cameos in this video...is it because they both have ice grillz?
Just a note, did anyone know that this song actually features J-Kwon and Jermaine Dupri on the chorus? Too bad neither one of them made the video, eh?
Did Kris Kross REALLY go 4X platinum THIS week?
What is a touchdown?
touchdown = a touch of downs....
"I bet he flipped his eyelids back in the bathroom for the girls as well."
Illlll! I hated that!
fuck outta here cuz....this aint goddamn ebay!!!!
The song is hot. I would actually go buy the CD if i wasn't so ashamed to bump a Bow Wow CD
Look how far we've come.
We used to call that "Back of The Source" jewelry.
I told Ak' to put some fresh azimiz on my sandwich today... The nigga reached behind the counter like he was REALLY going to get somethin.
I was like chiiiiiill!
his grill looks like shit. damn my grill looks better than that and i only paid like 240. why does he have all them girls in his video anyway? i don't think charles aka mr goodies will like that.
Laurence Fishburne, it was a joke.
Go find Half-Pint and Big Brother Almigh-TEEEEE.
When I say "JDUB" you say punk!
See... jokes. They're fun, and they're what we're here for.
I thought you knew that.
Jigaboo!!!!
Damn Ronnie, don't hurt 'em.
Anywayz, about the video...
The track is garbage as fuck.
Please JD, tell me that ain't one of your 'throw aways'.
And the chrous...........
Ewwww.
Good luck with the snoop impersonation 'bow bow'!
You'll be headlining in Vegas in no time.
Bow Wow look like a cold lil kid in that picture...standin out side the skatin rink waitin for ma' to come pick him up.
Whoever paid 240 dollars for they grill needs to have all they fuckin teeth knocked out. What the hell you got White gold...and cubic zirconia.....
Anyway, I feel especially sorry for Bow Wow..well I shouldn't say sorry--but I guess growing up in the music industry is harder than just growing up like a normal kid. I read that aritcle about him and Ciara in Vibe and it was sad how hard he was trying to sound like a man. Shad...a lil advice darlin from a woman...A grown ass man doesn't have a need to talk about being a grown ass man all the time. A grown ass man just shows and proves with his actions. I know that you weren't cussing before, and all of a sudden you start dropping N-bombs. That's cool, cuz it takes a lot to come up with rhymes and not cuss all the damn time....Lil Wayne did it for years. He started cussing on his Second album...What you should do, is do you, and fuck what er body else is talkin bout. People gon always talk no matter what or who you're doing
mufuck lil bowwow
Yall niggas is craccin me the fuk up with this. Those Ciara jabs were funny as hell. I needed a good laugh today. Anyway who wants some fresh azimiz I got plenty to go around?
This song is garbage Bow Wow is garbage...It's was cute when he was 13 or 14 but he's gotten a little to arrogant for me...Another horrible video that needs to be put on here is Lil Romeo's Cutt...Talkin' about garbage...I don't know what's wrong with these kids they both should've gave it up after their first albums.
Yo that Dickslap shit was funny as fuck, Yo that bitch is like 6"4 i heard she is trying out for the NBA, i mean WNBA. Kriss Kross went 4 times plat DAMN JD must have bought the last copies on the DL. I know he is still spending that Kriss Kross cheese. lol
LmaO WeLl DaMn........i BeT CiaRa DiCk biGgEr TheN hiS....shE pRolLy b DicK SlaPpin hIm 4 ReaL
TrY FrEsh Azimiz wit Grilled OnioNs n sum HOt MustarD thas wat it is!
Bow Wow's a fuckin fag. Capital F-A-G,
Matter of fact, So-so-Left can suck a dick. Next topic.
Bow wow is wackk and this song is garbage i wish he stop trying to push this thuggish image because its not working in my book he always gonna be LITTLE bow wow and no grown ass nigga is gonna bump this shit.Ciara is a man i dont care what nobody say that bitch is just to musclar to be a chick.
I got Fresh Azimiz for sale...500 a pop...get it while it last....its hot...just sprinkle it on any sandwich then taste the goodness..lol
i got yellow gold and laser cuts in my shit. you think i'm bout to pay thousands of dollars to put a bunch of diamonds and shit in my mouth so i can get jacked. hell naw i live in texas and all people do down here is steal it's sickening. anyways, charles aka mr goodies needs to try out for WWE or something he would probly make a good wrestler. bow wow could be his/her valet.
Yall Niggas is said hating on that young man. Eat some breakfast first.
Sadly, Bow Wow's performance was the only good thing about the AMAs last night...
Thanks to Omarion puttin down the dance steps.
I don't know what's in this fresh azimiz but it taste gooder than a mufuck on a ham sammich. Kinda like "nouget" in a snickers 'cause I don't know wtf "nouget" is either.....
With all due respect, half of you guys are on here talking about lil kids in you're spare time, who the hell has time for that these days, half of you guys on dis are american and hatin on ur american people dem, i don't understand why you guys gotta hate everybody more successful then you, u need to get lives, and for the record how the hell do u kno ciara has a penis where u guys fuckin/suckin or lickin it? A word to the wise stop judging people bout she's too muscular what about female weight trainers? don't they have muscles too..or are u men just upset cuz you can't push out half the muscles she has? or as for u girls maybe your stomach isn't flat enough or maybe you're just not as good looking and successful as she is? WHATS IT GOING TO BE? and if anybody argues against me about anything I have just said...then u guys are proving true to everything I did say...
PEACE!
Fresh azmiz means- fresh as me or fresh as i am.
Really?
Shit... I had no fucking idea.
I don't think anyone else did either... so thanks for the insight.
Are you 11?
Bow wow is gay. He is fucking Ciara who has a dick. Ha that is all i have to say.
Ciara gives Bow Wow a "Fresh Azimiz" facial every night.....thats where he gets that youthful, exurberant look from
Ok, first off
Who does Bow Wow think he is? I was soo disappointed when I saw this video. Bow had a GRILL, hoes all up IN THE VIDEO! Like damn. I was expecting so much more from him! He's now just proved himself just like every other rapper in the music industry. And its funny because in his song 'Do You' he's always talking about how people are always trying to copy off of him...and what is he doing? 'Stop tryna be he, stop tryna be me, stop tryna do what you see'
Ugh, everyone else in the music industry has a GRILL, all the other rappers have the club video with the hoochies all up in it...and you're not acting like everyone else with that Bow Wow? Ugh, I am so disappointed, I was expecting so much more from him!
I understand that he is trying to prove to the world that he is "grown" now, but yo, get your own style! Show us that you are different...my goodness.
I mean, this grill dont even look right on his lil short ass...
LMAO @ One and Ron Mexico. just look at Ciara's hands. I don't know if it is style but her long sleeved shirts and jackets ALWAYS seem way young on her, coming up way past her wrist. I always told my peeps she was Lil Romeo in drag. I've never seen Lil Romeo and Ciara in the same room,picture or anything. I bet she can palm a basketball and her arms are so long she can scratch her knees without bending over.
yo i think bow wow hurt diamonds feelings!!!! NEWS FLASH: BOW WOW IS A NIGGA!!! HE GONE HAVE HOES AND ICE AND JEWELRY!!! THATS WHAT WE DO. IT AINT BOUT BEING A RAPPER...GIVE ME A MIL RIGHT NOW AND SEE WHAT I DO! TITY TITY TITY!!!! ASSHOLES AND ELBOWS DAMNIT!! FUCK U EXPECT...FOR HIM TO HAVE 12 YEAR OLDS STILL DOIN THE HARLEM SHAKE IN HIS SHIT!!!
Personally, my feelings were hurt after seeing this video. How dare this dude go and get grills?? I wanted to punch him in the balls.
That basketball "move" in the beginning...what did that have to do with anything? The only thing more random than that was the guy in the crusty beater in my humps.
Mike Jones....are you really that much of a music video whore that you put yourself in a "wannabe gangster teenybopper" video? Can someone call Mike and give him a clue?
The song is not bad but he needs to cool his briefs and have a time out. Relax with the N-bombs pal...we all know you're 18. He's been watching Boondocks too much.
Bow Wow's Grill: $100 000
Bow Wow's Car: $350 000
Ron Getting An Excellent Ciara Dick Joke In: Priceless
The beat to the song is nice as fuck, but Bow Wow is annoying as fuck. This miniature ass nigga sounds like a white kid going thru puberty!
Yo that nigga that siad she got a DICK cuz it sounds better had me rolling! And ONE said he only do these blogs at work, and I FEEL that shit i get paid to be on these blogs too, shit i got work to do but this is more fun. Don't get things twisted I don't HATe bow wow, i just think if he rolled threw my block with that grill that fool would get JACKED!! Yo bow wow got his start with snoop but it is funny that he has NOT done anything with him since, well that i know of anyway!
bow wow is the worst young rapper to ever come hes a piece of shit his only fanbase is these lil girls all over the world take them away and his ass would be nothing
Well actually, before Bow wizzle had Ciara, I bent that chick over in high school!! To be honest with you, she got some good gooch, but she was a little too possesive. On top of that, her pops was a crazy ass mofo...like Diamond's dad in the playa club.
The same way TV looks like it can put on 5-10 lbs of weight....it can also bring out manly features and that is the case with Ciara....but in person, she looks like an ordinary chick!!! Can you dig it!!!
i aint got disrespect Bow, but dis goes to ONE, buddy u sayin we waste tyme typin on dis shit, i guess u havent read ur laundry list of bullshit, lik were talkin bout da video Keyword: VIDEO not da lil nigga biography, u dum fuk kidd i dunt wanna see yo shit here, so go grow sum ball, dat r bigger den Ciara's
latino503...
"lik were talkin bout da video Keyword: VIDEO" ......
WHO DA FUCK IS WE... U and who else??? WE are talkin about how good bowwow handles her dick.
ALL YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT IS ME
And I aint a kid u idiot..
AND I WISH I COULD GROW BALLS AS BIG AS CIARAS so they can hang on my dick instead of u
y'all catz is funny up in here.
Bow Wheezy's fresh azimiz video equation
"ding dong the witch is dead" scene from The Wizard of Oz + bling + MIKE JONES cameo + midget video hoes(none appear to be taller than the B to the whizzle)= "Fresh AZIMIZ"
you'll should leave bow wow alone just cause he got a grill and you'll don't and if he says little words like the n word leave him alone o.k. . and cause he can do what he please so leave bow wow alone .
peaceout alfinae from the bahamas!!!!!!!
Yo ONE that shit was funny, you want balls bigger then ciara, and you clowned that fool i'm gonna have to steal that one because there be many fools on my dick too when i up on these blogs.
Is it my imagination or was that da brat walking next to him?
^^its ur imagination^^
- ciara!!! how is it hanging?????
yo Ron Mexico: whats up with taking all my comments off.
this blog is falling off anyway, i suggest yall niggaz to hang on to sumthin.Ron u should hang on ciaras dick and ur dream of being a baller would cum tru
Your comments disappear when you ack a ass.
Don't pollute the blogs with irrelevant shit. I gotta keep these blogs in a state of relative order. If you don't like the fact that you can't just promote your favorite rapper all over the place when shit doesn't apply, then you can bounce from my fallin off ass blog.
If you want to play nice, your posts stay. Everyone's chillin.
Now go have some fresh azimiz on your dick sandwich and shut the fuck up.
Ron Mexico:
"Don't pollute the blogs with irrelevant shit. I gotta keep these blogs in a state of relative order.
Now go have some fresh azimiz on your dick sandwich and shut the fuck up."
wow u make a lotta sense.. u just corny as hell
u the first one to talk about ciara dickslappin people... and thats what i was talkin about! So how was my comment irrelevant, i was just talkin about the wack topic u gave us
whatever... you was out of bounds holmes.
stay in your lane and you can play with the rest of the children.
i let a lot slide... even personal shit. there's only a handful of shit that can get you deleted.
ONE
Man, this bow wow bitch is really starting to on my nerves. He tryna act all hard on this record. HAA HAAA, give me a fuckin break!!!
If I had the chance to meet him face to face I'd beat the shit outta him!!!
And when I first heard this song, it fuckin surprised me, in one line he said "nigga"!!! If you ask me, he ain't ready to say that word yet!!!
12 year old white girls all over the country went fucking bananas when he said "nigga" on the song.
nigga's this hommie is way ahead of his age game,.. more props to the young 'un.. keep bangin.
OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO!!!What the fuck have you been smokin on!!!!!!!I don't even know what to say to you!!!!!!!!!You know what?Imma let his fans cuss yo ass out!!
I am so pretty so pretty and cool I wish everyone was like me!!!! I am the best in the world can ya'll please just get on my level mutha fukaaasssss!!!!
WHO YALL THIN IS HOTER BOWWOW OR CHRIS BROWN
You iz a dumb BITCH!!!!!!! You really got nerves ta sit up here 'n' talk about him like dat. You noe what Bowwow luvs his fans, but he luvs his hatas more because y'all take time out y'all busy day to talk about him he problem stay on yo mine all day!!!!!!!!
you no what all of yous why won't you all shut up. All yous are talking about is the video and that Ciara has a dick. Who ever said that is weird maybe even MENTALLY RETARDED. And then that person who was saying something about the song DO YOU is really STUPID if you think that son is stupid then how do know it.I don't know about that person that said that is very dissapointed about BOW WOW because what he did in the video they are so weird becuase it doesn't matter. I bet if you were to do a video it would probably be the lamest one of all videos. You know what if yous don't have nothing nice to say you should just shut up because i think maybe yous are just jealous of BOW WOW.YOU NO WHAT I;AM A BOW WOW and CIARA FAN.ANDIF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO FUCK YOUR SELF.SO NOW JUST BE QUIET JELOUS PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE BOW WOW OR CIARA IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT THEN GO FUCK YOUR GRANNY
YALL SUM HATTERS STOP HATING ON BOW WOW AND FRESH AZIMIZ WAS HOT I AGREE WIT NANCY STOP HATTING ON BOW CUZ U AIN'T GOT CIARA YEAH I DON'T LIKE HER THAT MUCH BUT YOU JUST CAN'T BE DISSIN MY MAN LIKE DAT AND HE DID HIS THINGS IN THOSE VIDEOS DID I SEE U IN ONE.... DIDN'T THINK SO THAT'S WHY HE GOT THEY PAPER AND YOU DON'T AND IF YALL HATE HIM SO MUCH STOP WASTING YOUR TIME TALKING ABOUT HIM
FIRST OF ALL: "RON MEXICO" OR WHATEVER, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU JUST MAD CUZ U WILL NEVER BE AS TALENTED AS HE IS! SECOND OF ALL:I DON'T SEE YOU COMING OUT WITH ANY DAMN VIDEOS! AND IF I DID, THEY'D BE LITTLE CRAP-ASS, $2 ONES THAT NO ONE WOULD WATCH! NOW NORMALLY, I DON'T WASTE MY TIME ON IGNORANT-ASS LITTLE HATERS LIKE YOU, BUT YOU JUST WENT TOO DAMN FAR!
trust me... i take that as a compliment.
NOW HEAR THIS!!!
One of my homies played college football with a bunch of dudes that went to highschool with Ciara.
From what they say, EVERYBODY had hands in her goodie jar!
Man i hear SHAD MOSS talkin greasy about Will Smith!!! I know Will went Hollywood but damn how about some respect for ur elders??? I hope Will Smith buys COlumbia or So So Def or even better, i hope he buys both and sends SHAD MOSS'S lil ass home!!!
YEAH Ron! Regulate on these lil nigglettes!!!
That was funny
Who is the dude with bball in the video?
The "recently-drafted homeboy"
God damn all i heard wuz u niggas hated on bow wow and ciara. Go get some pussy and shut da fuck up hatin on da man. He got 3 thangs u dont have bread, fame, and that fine ass ciara.
And who da fuck is Ron Mexico a fucking hating short as immigrant
Bow Wows a bitch. His soft ass. That niggaz ballz haven't even dropped yet. he think he hard cuz he said nigga. By the way he fuckin a dick in the first place. Ciara's a man. I hat soft ass niggaz like Bow Wow. he needs to grow the fuck up
he aint ridin he aint bumpin like im bumpin wdf that some weak azz shit im only 15 and i can ryme betta than that nigga rile thuur and was that ching in that vid that nigga need ta quit wit his bitch azz he need 2 go on 2ggggggggunit like the tabloid said oh yea ill take fressh azimiz with hot sauce corny ass shit by the way im from atown dont step on my toes u fuckin crabs or ill buss ya peace out *sneez*dicklap*whoops cira and olivia are trannies
That song is Hott I think dis is best album he made so far and Ya'll stop hatein on Shad cuz he get way more than ya'll will ever have
I agree the video is cornball, And he aint a gangsta, his fucking Ma still dress him. He got that grill from Eddies Gold out the Flea market, She aint going to let him spend money that way. She made him take a dog back he bought for Ciara.and Yeah Little Bitch I told your Business. Now come ride though my hood flossing.
ATL Westside ZONE 1
ATL ZONE1 holly shit u a blood
Big up ur new video bow wow itz tough y'll lookin good and y'll lookin sexy in that video you go boy keep goin u and ciara u make a b e a u ti full cups love and always will ur my n1b man 4 life.
bull shit they dont make a good cupple ciara has a fuggin dick 4 crhist sakes which m,ake shad moss a fuckin pussy hahahahhahahaha get a pussy and ciara is dick oh 4 get it lol ne wayz bow wow is goonna get shot next time i see em cus i know were his moms clothes shop is here in downtown atlanta its called tasties biotch holla @ dolla niggaz
I would like a holla out at this girl I know named Precious. Yep we up in Jax keppin it real. Hey I don't care if the whole world knows this but I like you. And I'm sorry for what I did to you the other day. Do you accept my apology? And by the way she does look better than Cierra!!!!!!!!!
Mann I jus got done watchin dat damn video. When I saw bowwow GRILL.. I wuz like hell nawwwwwwwwwwww!!! my boo iz really grownin up on dis streets, it jus put a big az smile on my face..
~~~~~~~~~~~ But fo'real all yall ni99az h8tn on Bow and CeCe.. yall need to stop cuz it aint dat seriouz yall jus jealouz because she or he aint wit you~~~~~~ AND SHE AINT NO DANM MANN 13ITCH'Z
hi
Ciara can palm a basketball, 'nuff said.
"Ciara can palm a basketball, 'nuff said" Shamar, you stupid dumb fuck, I know nuff gals who can palm a ball (WNBA). Let me tell you somthin pussy, if Ciara had a dick, you would be the fist to bend over and take it up the ass. Stupid ass nigga....
Nuff said
oh yall gettin off up in here. damn is it like dat. i liked da song and i think bow wow is sexy and not gay now ciara she just might be a man i dunno but she pretty coo to if ya look pass that. but i mean damn dats how yall do it on here. yall can't be gettin off on my lil nigga because yall don't know wat kinda rhymes or wateva he had behind closed doors. he probably been saying nigga all his life so it ain't nothing new to him and his peoples it's just new to all yall mutha fuckas. i mean damn get off dat nigga's nutz and get on somebody elses shit. but i ain't go lie some of this shit yall be talkin bout is hella crazy and funny. yall keep it pimpin, pimpins. oh and his grill is tight no matter wat yall say it just don't fit him to well but say my boi nelly was wearin em yall know yall wouldn't be hatin. like i said get up on game.
u look so good and sexy and i juswana give a shoutout to u
It's seem like to me that ya'll is hatin on him because he doing it big and ya'll not get off da nigga'z nut let him breath a lil bit damn don't hate him because he a gril, car, house something he bought with his own money come now this nigga been doing this shit since he was little ya'll wasnt talkin about that nigga den but now he all grown up and shit he lookin betta ya'll wanna be a hata and shit man come on now bacc up hata ~1~
Dawg bow wow wuz lookin so fuckin fye
in daht video! I want sum of daht goods
azimiz= as I'm is...
wasn't he doing cassidy's hustla dance in the video!
FO reel yall need 2 quit hatin but fuck dat im talkin bout all these hos chatin bout dat bullshit fuck dat and holla at ya boy (shanequa, sherri)
i likeded it .... !
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