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Lloyd - "Hey Young Girl"

Posted on October 26, 2005 8:57 AM

As you all are aware, the Murder Inc. trial has been postponed. But you know what… We’ve already started Murder Inc. week, so fuck it! We're gonna finish it!

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I don’t know about all of the drug/laundering shit, but these cats should be put on trial for some of the musical crimes they’ve committed over the past few years. Who the fuck is Lloyd and why was his video “Hey Young Girl” [watch it now] available for mass consumption? This kid was the best Murder Inc. could do for a teen idol? They couldn’t find a Chris Brown? Well… at least they have a touchdown of their own. Throw him in the back of the short bus with the shaved chipmunk, Crack Child and Ja and see if they can drool out a hit!

Who gave Knoc-turn’al’s uglier little brother a record deal? I think niggas on the street really missed the Murder Inc. free lunch line. It looks like ANYONE could have had a deal within that little 2 year window.

Who is that chitlin’-eatin nigga houndin the grill tellin Lloyd how grrrreat young girls are? This whole shit feels R. Kelly-influenced from the non-sensical lyrics to the hypersexualized “young girls.” I see that Jermaine Dupri cameo, too! You know can't have kids making records and videos without JD lurking somewhere. I don’t think he’s mad he let this one slip through his fingers though. Aside from his being a horrendous vocalist, Lloyd’s freakish Cheshire Cat grin looks like it would scare the shit out of a young girl.

Oh, the dancing! Thank you Lloyd for not being as stiff as you were in the “Southside” video (*barfs*), but that was the weakest step routine ever attempted. If you’re from the south, you know that shit wouldn’t even fly at a high-school talent show. Why is it good enough for a music video? Luckily for us Lloyd has taken his robot & shuffle routine to the train station by now.

I do feel what this video was trying to do. But if you are going to make a children’s pool party, don’t try to make it look grown and sexy, then let your boy do his Sesame Street dance routine for all the world to laugh at. As I said before, Chris Brown would murk him… sadly, even as a singer it appears.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Looking to catch a stat case? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • LaLa says...
  • Aww look at lil Lloyd all grown up and oh-so "gangsta." I remember when he was in that B5 prequel N-Toon. Lawd those lil dudes were lame!

    You're right Ron, he does have a horrible voice. My guess is he scored his record deal with the Inc. after he showed Irv his other "oral skills."

  • October 26, 2005 10:17 AM
  • Love says...
  • Lol. Lmao!

  • October 26, 2005 11:18 AM
  • wasteofablog says...
  • 10 posts...TOPS

  • October 26, 2005 6:54 PM
  • smokeymacpott420@yahoo.com says...
  • Yo this nigga said Knock Turnals little brother, Man THAT had me rolling, and You are so RIGHT about JD that nigga is the new age Micheal Jackson because that nigga LOVES to be around Little Boys!! I wonder if I can get on with Murder INC, I will just take my advance and RUN!!! Wait they are BROKE!! Wait I know Murder Inc is part of Def Jam YO Ja Holla at me we can do a track, You just need to get MAD, and TRUST you come to seattle and chill with me, and I am sure I will piss you off then throw you in the booth and make a dope track.

  • October 26, 2005 7:16 PM
  • Stylezz says...
  • What the hell is Lloyd?? He looks brown...but I think he's black. He looks like super cat on crack.

    I pop locked better then that when I had back surgery....step your game up....actually don't cause ur steppin sucks.

  • October 26, 2005 7:34 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • While I actually enjoy this song, I have a couple of comments.

    1. Why the FUCK is Ciara in this video?

    2. WHY is this nigga always talking about food?

    3. WHY does this nigga have the same computerized voice as Hilary Duff?

    4. WHY does he have his shirt off?

  • October 26, 2005 10:18 PM
  • B.Jizzle says...
  • Cuzz what up with all the hattin on Lloyd cuzz can sing and dance. He actually sings better than chris, own know bout the dancing cause they both can dance. Don get me wrong chris is my boy but lloyd just sings better. I hate murder inc but lloyd has skills. I caint belive all of u think lloyd is wack. [Lloyd in tha building man].

  • October 27, 2005 12:50 AM
  • Stone says...
  • Good thing that building's marked for demolition.

  • October 27, 2005 1:41 AM
  • songstar says...
  • lloyds album isnt that bad.

  • October 27, 2005 9:16 AM
  • c b w says...
  • I still can't believe that this kid came out on Murder Inc. Not because of his lack of talent, but because Black Child and Cadillac Tah didn't execute the hit before he could sign his contract.

    All jokes aside....

    the cd was butt

    he looks like the product of a crackhead and vampire love fest

    JD is in the video using his insider tips of how to find fresh meat from future brother-in-law

    and finally this is the first video where we find out about Ciara's secret fetish of being with short boys with braids.

  • October 27, 2005 9:31 AM
  • Ya Boi says...
  • Damn I ain't heard nam one of yall songs, so whats the deal. 1/2 of yall couldn't sing in the shower or wrap a present. So damn at least he got paid. Lets stand up as a united group of minorities and rep for one another instead of tearing one another down real talk. That is somebody's son, brother or somebody's cousin.

  • October 27, 2005 10:34 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Let's not when the shit is trash.

    If you don't agree, then go support. I ain't tellin you don't buy the album or don't suck his dick. I'm not affected by that.

    But don't throw that "support black people" shit in there when someone finally has a fuckin opinion in this world of spineless dick-massaging bastards... especially in the "music" industry.

    I ain't gonna support niggas just because they black. That's ignorant. There's black people with talent out there. I'm not just gonna support the nigga whitey random selected.

    By whitey I mean the people who own the record labels... and your brains.

  • October 27, 2005 11:12 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • P.S.: wasteofablog... That was post #11... so eat a dick! ;)

  • October 27, 2005 11:13 AM
  • Fahizzlez says...
  • urrrr man screw ur even reviewin dat bitch hes a gay muufuka

  • October 27, 2005 11:44 AM
  • Dirty $$$ says...
  • ^ Very well said.

  • October 27, 2005 11:54 AM
  • maygan says...
  • i love all of the singers thst is blck what ever i will support them

  • October 27, 2005 7:25 PM
  • bigced says...
  • i hope you bash g-unit like this. niggas like yall probably have at least one murder inc cd in your collection,then turn around while they on trial and diss them.yall some suckers.internet prankstas.

  • October 28, 2005 5:16 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Ced... Why don't you check the archives. 50 got it harder than any of these murder inc videos.

    But you wouldn't know. You're too busy catchin feelings off a blog.

  • October 28, 2005 6:01 PM
  • bigced says...
  • i've checked the blogs and you gonna tell me that g unit gets it harder.bullshit. and aint nobody catchin feelings off a blog.shit you're the one have to respond to my shit and its your blog! like you always said its my opinion and you dont have to like it right? plus nigga i'm from texas and we dont care about all this g unit murder inc shit.if its tight, it tight and that's that.

  • October 29, 2005 2:23 PM
  • Young_Hova says...
  • First of all u guy bitcches . LLoyd is fuckin sick jus because u cant sing and dance dont hat eu guy ass motherfuckers, have u heard im a g, Trance, Southside remix, probably not cuz ur to busy jackin off. And wat the hell who said he cant sing, then how did he get a record deal how was southside on the nuber one spot for 5 weeks on source magazine and how did his cd go platinuim and im not bull shittin, and he can dance u retartds, lets see u go make a vdeo and if hes ugly y was ciara in his video , .......cant say shit

  • October 29, 2005 4:43 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Bigced,

    If your from TEXAS and you don't care about G-Unit/Murder INC shit, then why even bring up G-Unit?

    And FYI, you obviously haven't thoroughly perused the blogs if you think G-Unit doesn't get bashed more than most artists here.

  • October 29, 2005 11:01 PM
  • kay kay says...
  • lloyd can sing. he is real sexy too.he can sing a lot better then a lot of the male singers in the industry right now. for example chris brown and r kelly and T-Pain

  • October 29, 2005 11:14 PM
  • symosn says...
  • fuck ciara

  • October 30, 2005 7:30 PM
  • Hoodstock says...
  • FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
    U JEALOUS MOTHER FUCKERS STOP FUCKING HATING ON THE INC

    LET THEM MAKE THEIR MONEY IN PEACE

    FUCK ASS HATERS

  • October 31, 2005 6:25 AM
  • cboy says...
  • FUCK U SYMOSN.IS UR SHAWTY BETTER THAN CIARA?

  • October 31, 2005 8:33 PM
  • CHILL WILL says...
  • YALL NIGGAS ARE FUNNY. ALL OF YALL NEED TO GET A FUCK'IN LIFE AND STOP TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE. LLOYD COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER, "I'M A HUSTLA BABY". THATS EXACTLY WHAT HE IS DOING, HUSTLING. THAT NIGGA IS MAKING PAPER AND YALL NIGGAS ARE HATING. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH TALENT YOU HAVE WHEN EVEN AN IDIOT LIKE WILLIAM HONG CAN GET A RECORD DEAL. MICHAEL JACKSON BEEN MAKING HITS FOR YEARS WITH A FUCKED-UP VOICE. HATING NIGGAS LIKE YALL MADE MICHAEL RICH BY ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HIM AND PUTTING HIS CRAZY ASS IN THE NEWS. CONTROVERSY EQUALS DOLLARS. IF YALL NIGGAS REALLY NEED SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT, TELL ME WHY TREY SONGZ IS TELLING PEOPLE HE IS THE PRINCE OF R&B. THIS NIGGA IS MORE LIKE THE PRINCE OF R&G (REALLY GAY). ABOUT THAT THAT CIARA ISSUE, SHE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE. LLOYD CAN HAVE HER MANLY LOOKING ASS BECAUSE HE IS A FAG ANYWAY.

  • November 1, 2005 12:14 PM
  • Hoodstock says...
  • And you saying that we hating???
    nigga read ya fucking comment...sounds to me like you a hater....dont you think???
    Jealous mother fucker

  • November 2, 2005 1:54 AM
  • CHILL WILL says...
  • YOU ARE RIGHT I AM HATING, MY BAD DERTY. I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YALL NIGGAS SOME SHIT TO TALK ABOUT BECAUSE THIS WHOLE DISCUSSION IS GETTING KINDA DUAL. BUT YOU CAN GET THAT JEALOUS SHIT OUT OF YOUR MIND BECAUSE I GOT DOUGH. I BET YOU I CAN HAVE YOUR MOTHER SHAKING HER SOUTHSIDE!!!

  • November 2, 2005 4:28 AM
  • dreel says...
  • That nigga has extensions in his hair.

  • November 4, 2005 6:02 AM
  • CHILL WILL says...
  • I CAN'T REALLY COMMENT ABOUT THAT BECAUSE SAID I WASN'T GOING TO HATE NOMORE, BUT HIS SHIT KINDA DO LOOK LIKE WEAVE THOUGH AND THATS NO LIE. MAYBE IT IS, MAYBE IT ISN'T. I CAN'T REALLY TELL. SHIT YALL SAID MURDER INC WAS SOME FAKE GANSTA. AND WE ALL KNOW FAKE PEOPLE DO FAKE THINGS.

  • November 4, 2005 9:46 AM
  • k2sexy4u says...
  • yall so stupid! What nigga would actually put extentions in his hair? Why? yall just want somethin g to say. Find something that's more real and obvious to talk about. Lloyd look good to me. n he got a sexy voice.

  • November 4, 2005 9:29 PM
  • lil shug says...
  • Who ever said Lloyd can sing better than R.Kelly need to clean da wax out their ears.

  • November 5, 2005 5:47 PM
  • dreel says...
  • fuck off, u dirty bastards

  • November 9, 2005 10:04 AM
  • lloyd babby mama drama says...
  • what happen to lloyd what is takin him so long to make another hit record but i still love him will always buy his albums dats my nigga 4 life we belong togethr. holla at me yall with ya comments

    u kno

  • November 11, 2005 6:08 PM
  • Chedda says...
  • Aiyo! Fuck this bitc ass review. It's obvious that muhfucka who did that is suckin that S-s-s-s-tudderin Unit's dick! The review is supposed to be neutral and THIS? -is just piece of shit... just like that Snitch music courtesy of G-Unit

  • November 16, 2005 8:02 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • This is supposed to be neutral?

    bwaaaaahahahahaha!

    You don't know what you talkin bout fuck boi. Just mind ya business until you do some research.

  • November 16, 2005 8:49 PM
  • CHILL WILL says...
  • YOU DUDES ARE FUNNY ASS SHIT!

  • November 19, 2005 4:47 AM
  • tira green for new orleans says...
  • ya'll betta stop playin with my husband lloyd harlin polite jr. we both from new orleans so u know we aint fake so ya'll might as well sit ya'll chap selves down cause ya'll sound a hot mess trying to talk bout sumbody when ya'll aint even famous. nobody knows ya'll or wants to know ya'll. and for ya'll trying to rib on his dancing ya'll could get swept up by katrina all i care cause he probably dance betta than all u. and u best believe he could sing cause he made it to the music world. dont hate cause he fine and got a body that most of ya'll aint seen since forever.so everyone of ya'll hatas could shut ya'll childish mouths cause ya sound stupid, ignorant, and chap.

  • November 21, 2005 1:48 PM

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