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Black Eyed Peas - "My Humps"

Posted on October 19, 2005 12:41 PM

What the fuck have you people requested? Didn’t you know you could control Black Eyed Peas with one finger?

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The Black Eyed Peas show us their "lovely lady lumps" and little more in their newest video “My Humps.” [watch it now] You know… I heard this song once and laughed my ass off. This was the last song on that wretched album that I expected to see a video for, but the Black Eyed Gimmick never ceases to surprise, if nothing else.

Songs and videos better than this shit:

Digital Underground - "Humpty Dance"
MC Hammer - "Pumps And A Bump" (coming soon)
Bobby Brown - "Humpin' Around"

Didn’t this used to be a rap group and a breaker crew? I realize since the last record they’ve prominently displayed their white girl gimmick, and have blown the fluck up since, but this has to be the most shameless shit they’ve done yet. I’d lost respect for them long ago. I haven’t felt any of their music since "Joints & Jams" (though I admit "Request Line" was a guilty pleasure), but shit like this only proves them as image-riding frauds helping “the man” pimp the genre.

The aptly entitled album “Monkey Business” should have prepared you for the shuffling you’re witnessing if you weren’t prepped already. “Mix your milk with my cocoa puff." Yuck! Fergie threatening to “start some drama… no no no no drama!” Spare me the bullshit, please.

They got the nigga Carl from Chappelle’s Show to pop-lock and robot for them? Didn’t THEY used to do that shit… and well? I guess they’re too busy modeling suits in this one while Fergie goes out and makes the money shakin it. Have she and Will-I-Am decided what to do with the other 2 useless bodies they’re splitting money with? Best case scenario, they could be used for kindling.

I don’t know what can be said about this crew and video that hasn’t already been said about Bryant Gumbel. You kinda have to see this mockery for yourself. You wouldn’t believe me if I described it all. It’s got disco, it’s got cologne commercial, it’s got senseless car/motorcycle shots, it’s got hoes, it’s got coons. You requested it. You discuss further.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Wondering when the Collard Greens Clique is coming out? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com

P.S.: The Collard Greens crew will add a big-breasted Asian woman to the group after their second sub-platinum album. I’m callin’ it!

P.S.S.: By far my favorite thing about AOL videos is the shit they compare the artists to. Classic! I never thought I'd see Stagga Lee mentioned again!

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • JD says...
  • i think the song is gay!! who cares about ur humps?

  • October 19, 2005 1:56 PM
  • B-DaWL says...
  • OOh...my humps

    they`re some loveley...lady lumpss....

    in the back...and the front...

    -hops on a table and starts dancing-

    cuz I know that`s how Fergie got her mone to pay for them lumps...

    Will, ditch the humpless bimbo and get back to breaking. We all miss you...

  • October 19, 2005 2:22 PM
  • Dubb D says...
  • Well it's official. Go ahead and all em' Fergie and the Pips. This is what happens when they tried to appeal to an audience that only cares about "Humps". I mean really, the only rap on the song is about fucking her! Well I guess as long as you get on MTV, it doesn't matter what you do. Maybe the brothers should go back to their original roots and settle for MTV2. They can ditch the pop princess and give people what they want, the Black Eye Pea sound. And by the way, where the hell did the other two go? They're probably helping Fergie get her wardrobe together to make sure her humps are looking right.

  • October 19, 2005 3:07 PM
  • JH2TheH says...
  • PRETTY RICKY! PRETTY RICKY! Whens tha review coming??? I'm dyin here!

  • October 19, 2005 3:07 PM
  • c b w says...
  • They have finally done it!!!! They have officially lost their fucking minds and have a girl shakin' her ass with no behind.

    Will and Fergie are like a bizzaro John Lennon & Yoko Ono. Apparently acid is making a big comeback. I guarantee that in 3 years you will see a Behind The Music on them and the "other two" will be complaining about Will and his addiction to the "hard white stuff". And I don't mean Fergie although, if you count the fake sweater cows she could be included.

    Go get a cardboard box, backspin on it and get back to your roots.

  • October 19, 2005 3:28 PM
  • Donald_McDirty says...
  • Fuck Pretty Ricky, Black Eye Peas and all them sorry ass copper-selling artist thinking they making good music, them niggas are garbage what grown ass man talks about his hump shut ya'll corny asses up I'm tired of this rap game letting anybody in with fucking lyrics this industry is cotten ball soft, it not how it use to be back in 95,96,97,98,and etc... when niggas were spitting some real shit, some get-you-through-your-day shit, some lyrical shit stop listening to these cornballs and pop in some real shit, just wait till I get in this game I'm not the best thing out but I'm going to show the word something HIP HOP FOREVER UNTIL SOMETHING BETTER COME ALONG Just Playing

  • October 19, 2005 3:28 PM
  • keya says...
  • Im surprised nobody mentioned how unappealing "lovely lady lumps" sounds.
    Im just disgusted with the whole song. Ill!!!

  • October 19, 2005 3:53 PM
  • bxconnect says...
  • i couldnt believe that bullshit song came from them.i couldnt believe it.that song is one of the worst songs i ever heard in my life.corny.when i hear it i get a sick feeling in my stomach.black eyed peas what a disgrace.

  • October 19, 2005 3:54 PM
  • Lad33_HOv says...
  • Ok I dIdnT wanNa saY ShIT...But HEaR goEs...............waT tha fuck Was WrOng wit Black Eyed PEas that They Had 2 PUt Her n Tha gRoup.....waiT my Bad They WasNT apPealinG to tha TrL ViewErs..........That SOng Is SooO FuCkin WaCk..."Mix Yo MiLk N mY Cocoa PUfFs" Lol WTF R U seRioUS N THey PlaY This ShiT On Tha RaDio 4 alL eaRs to HEar....Im VeRy HuRt TheY Got ThaT No asS HaVin FeE N Tha Video N Im NOt talKin Bout FerGie iM talKin Bout alL Tha FeEs N tha VIdeo HaVe No HuMps N FakE lUMps....lol I GiVe Them TiTies 2 ThuMbs Down Tha miLks GOne Bad!

  • October 19, 2005 5:07 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Ladee Hov... 2 Thumbs Don + Milk's gone bad = 4 points!

    2 points each!

  • October 19, 2005 5:24 PM
  • lizzy says...
  • am i crazy or in the beginning of the song did fergie used to say "i drive these niggas crazy?" with it all bleeped out a little?

    if thats the case, her ass is beat on site lol

  • October 19, 2005 5:59 PM
  • shivvy says...
  • IS THIS A RAP GROUP OR WHAT SOONER OR LATER IT GONNA JUST BE THE LIL CAUCASION GIRL AND NOBODY ELSE IN THE GROUP. PEOPLE LETS STOP THIS SHIT WHILE WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE FOR THE SAKE OF HIP HOP

  • October 19, 2005 6:02 PM
  • Wiz says...
  • This song makes me so very, very sad.

    After watching the video, i had to go and listen to something that is good by comparison, like Devastatin' Dave the Turntable Slave doing the Zip Zap Rap:

    http://www.bizarrerecords.com/sounds/zipzap.mp3

  • October 19, 2005 6:33 PM
  • Stylezz says...
  • As a dancer and a fan of sythesisers,cars,bleachers,and the 80s I am offended. What is zee hell is this? WHAT HUMP? All I'm seeing is the encore of her back. If her humps were so great then she wouldn't have a worn a black tank while all the others showed their "lady love lumps" (I don't think those are breast...I think those are genital warts...bout lady love humps *kisses teeth*)

    Now the posing coons in the shiney suits. Even though they are now all losers, notice how one is prodominantly shown; Mr. I.Am.Gay.

    Why did they chose this wack ass song? So that teenage white girls named Heather can point to their breast or do that God awful butt wiggle like you see in the Girls Gone Wild commercials??? Should have came out with Bebot.

    Tomarrow I'm brawling with the ppl who told me this was a big tune....they are so getting kicked in their front!


    PS. PUMPS AND A BUMP!! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER...HAMMER (HE WAS 2 HOOD TO HAVE THE MC INFRONT AT THIS TIME) KILLED IT! NOW I'M EXCITED!!!!

  • October 19, 2005 6:48 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • My lovely lady lumps!

    I'm surprised Gwen Stefani didn't sing this song! Hell, I'm surprised Will.I.Am didn't try to steal Gwen out of No Doubt and make her a Black Eyed Pea!

    Then again, they probably tried. Had to settle for Fergie instead.

    Does anyone else keep thinking about B-A-N-A-N-A-S during this song?

  • October 19, 2005 8:14 PM
  • Stylezz says...
  • That Shit IS Bananas!

  • October 20, 2005 7:46 AM
  • white guy says...
  • A why are you guys talking about Bananas, can you homo's get that gay shit out of your minds for one second. I dont care what yall say I would love to do that white bitch. One love to my homies and EASTSIDE LODGE SUBURBS ALL DAY

    ONE.

  • October 20, 2005 8:22 AM
  • Ultreezy Magneezy says...
  • Look, i know these guys are on they mainstream jawn.....but this is TRULY, TRULY TRULY TRULY TRULY THE WORST SONG EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER RECORDED!!!!! And from them no less...i didn't expect THIS kind of crap from THEM....coons..lmaooooo

  • October 20, 2005 11:48 AM
  • KILLAHKAM says...
  • OK PEOPLE, I MET BEP BACK IN '98 AND I HAD HIGH HOPES 4 THEM...THEY WERE TRU HIP HOP HEADS AND SWEETHEARTS...GREAT DANCERS AND TRU GENTLEMEN...WHEN I SAW THIS DAMN VIDEO, I SAT THERE WITH MY MOUTH OPEN 4 THE WHOLE VIDEO CUZ I COULDN'T BELIEVE THESE R THE SAME DUDES I MET! ESPECIALLY TABOO AND APPLE....WILL, DAMN IT I'M SUPRISED AT HIM 2....WE HAD A LONG DISCUSSION ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE TRYIN 2 ACCOMPLISH WITH THEIR MUSIC, TRYIN 2 BRING THAT OLD SKOOL FEELIN BACK AND KEEP DANCIN ALIVE IN HIP HOP AND THEY JUST DID A COMPLETE 360 ON A BITCH!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT ONLY DISAPPOINTED, I'M ALSO HURT AND DISGUSTED...I DON'T KNOW WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED 2 KIM BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT HER, SHE WAS KOOL...THIS FERGIE CHICK, REMINDS ME OF THE WHITE GIRL THAT HUNG OUT WITH THE BLACK KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT NEVER INVITED THEM 2 HER HOUSE...HER PARENTS WOULD KICK HER ASS!!! OK, I'M DONE...

  • October 20, 2005 12:25 PM
  • love says...
  • HOW CAN WE TALK ABOUT THEIR NEW "GIMMICK?"

    B.E.T. NEVER REALLY PLAYED THEM WHEN THEY WERE WITHOUT FERGI.

    SO, THEY CROSSED OVER TO "POP" AND ARE MAKING MONEY WITH PEOPLE WHO SHOW APPRECIATION.

    I AIN'T HATING.

    EVEN THOUGH THE SONG IS GARBAGE.

  • October 20, 2005 1:42 PM
  • smokeymacpott420@yahoo.com says...
  • Yo these cats used to be B-Noys and make underground breaking battling beats, and now they make POP tracks they get a white girl with NO ASS talking about HUMPS? Give me a fucking break, Get a white girl and some wack cloths and your going to be all over main stream, people call this HIP HOP, let me say this NO WAY they USED to be hip hop but once they got that girl they sold there sole to THE MAN. I mean maybe if she would have been a B-Girl breaking and spinning on her head, then yeah but she is POP. To the MAN you want another group like this one then get Beat NUTS and add Gwen and BOOM you got these fools, well not really at least beat nits can rap! Man that girl must give tight head, or have them GREAT cakes for her to get in this group!

  • October 21, 2005 12:33 AM
  • jade says...
  • hi i love ur videos sweet big fan!!!!!

  • October 21, 2005 8:24 PM
  • shakeita says...
  • i love this video! i think this viedo is what makes the song a whole lot better!

  • October 21, 2005 10:19 PM
  • smokeymacpott420@yahoo.com says...
  • Shakeita THIS is a HIP HOP site, please take your LOVE for POP music somewhere else, I know you were doing a msn search and you came across this blogg of people like myself who think Black eyed peas SUCK!! You think this video and song are GOOD? I want to know where you ger your herb from because it has to be some good shit if you think the video or the song is any good! SHAKEITA is a little TOUCHDOWN!!!

  • October 22, 2005 2:21 AM
  • Pat says...
  • y'll are just pissed off cos the Black Eyed Peas are making more money then all your broke ass bitches. so quit bitchin, cos some of us accually like different music besides stupid shit like rap, hip-hop and hop. all you computer nerds have got to much time on your hands, get a girlfriend. too much masterbation cause brain damage. so kiss the fattest part of my ass you broke mutha fuckas.

  • October 23, 2005 4:23 PM
  • Margareta says...
  • I HATE THAT FUCKIN SONG ITS SO FUCKIN STUPID WHO DA FUCK LET DEM PUT DIS SHIT ON DA AIR WHAT IS DA WORLD OF HIP HOP CUMMIN TO MARGARETA AKA THICCHICK

  • October 24, 2005 10:24 AM
  • MAGERETA says...
  • N PAT I DONT KNO WHO DA FUCK U THINK U TALKIN 2 N HOW U GON SAY DAT RAP AND HIP HOP IS DUMB WEN BLACK EYE PEAS IS CONSIDERED HIP HOP U DUMB BITCH U GET A LYFE N NEXT TIME GET UR DAMN FACTS STRIGHT BOUT DA GENRE OF MUSIC 4 U TALK SHIT ABOUT SOMETHIN U GOT KNO FUCKIN IDEA BOUT

  • October 24, 2005 10:28 AM
  • dan says...
  • if u hate it then dont fucking listen to it or watch it. if u hate it dont buy it. if you hate it ignore it. if u hate it disregard it. quit your bitching fags

  • October 24, 2005 12:49 PM
  • Mizzle says...
  • They on some commercial sell out shit like Mobb Deep.

  • October 25, 2005 4:24 AM
  • drades says...
  • holy fucking shit

    I'm a need at least 6 weeks to recover from how stupid that shit was (music and video).

    I'll admit it, I was feelin joints and jam and even a couple tracks from bridging the gap, but this new shit is BEYOND shameful.

    as it has already been stated, this bitch is like the down syndrome version of gwen stefani and she ain't even got an ass. all she's got is a lonnng back. and those bangs? nice try, but they don't hide the vacant expression. she reminds me of the robot they built in weird science but with less personality and looks.

    and the outfits in this video? bitch please. I was wondering who in their right mind would buy those purple lame hot pants and polyester bodysuit from american apparel. hope they got a discount buying that shit in bulk for the multiethnic uncoordinated crew of hoes showcased in this video.

    lastly, mexico's comment about Stagga Lee and the AOL recommendations... I had the same thought about the damn kumbia kings !

  • October 25, 2005 8:39 PM
  • CheCk OUT mUh LaDii LuMpS says...
  • ii LiiKe diis SoNg iiS CatChy...YeP YeP...Fergie was thiinkiin sHe BlaCk ShaKiin Her LuMpSz?!?!? LmFa0...ii GoT mA LaDiie LuMpz iN thA BaQ...BuT MORE iN tHA FrOnt!! HOLLA @ ya GrL..

  • October 26, 2005 12:09 AM
  • nicole cyr says...
  • It was ok but some of the other ones were better and it you have a puoblem with that you can DEAL WITH IT!

  • October 26, 2005 12:05 PM
  • RoNNie BRuiSeR says...
  • Anyone see when Ferg pissed herself on stage? Stupid bitch. Fuck BEP, they are now catagorized with J-Kwon and Chingy in the attempted murder of Rap.

  • October 27, 2005 1:04 PM
  • yall suck says...
  • stop crying punks,this is not the end of rap,and why should they come back to they roots when they making money doing something no other rapper's is doing?,yall are the corny one's,you think it's good to talk about selling dope in your community,like all your favorites be doing,get serious if you like something else listen to it and stop whining like little bitches

  • October 28, 2005 1:20 AM
  • abi says...
  • i totally love dis song its much beta than all da ova 1's.And to all the fucking moanin dipshits u need to get out more GET A LIFE U FUCKIN NIGERS and stop wit all da moanin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • October 28, 2005 8:26 AM
  • sandra says...
  • love this song. ya are haters

  • October 28, 2005 1:54 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Damn, abi. Is this the face of the BEP fan?

  • October 28, 2005 6:07 PM
  • BlazeMcHerbs says...
  • Wow.

    This is what happens when too many white people are involved. Music execs are loving it, they got a whole bunch of cock-asians humming this tune at work, thats all this is about.

    Man fuck you bitches. ALL OF YOU BITCHES. Man, rap aint dead or dying, whoever likes this song is a fuckin idiot. Years from now I'll still be listening to the raps i'm listening to now, you dick riders will be on the next phase thats got white america hooked and completely ashamed that u supported this bullshit.

    Let 'em make their paper, Vanilla Ice made some too, I guess this means this song is really gangsta, whatever helps ya sleep. The only thing i wanna say is that this is not HIP HOP, or anything like hip hop. This is POP.

    In the eighties white people purchased POP. In the nineties white people purchased POP. In 2005, white people purchase POP. In 2020, white people will still be purchasing POP. The only thing that changes is what the rest of us call it. We callin this is a disgrace to anything hip hop related.

    When was hip hop to have white bitches with no ass?

  • October 28, 2005 6:15 PM
  • m says...
  • i like this song i give this song 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 points it is so awsom

  • October 28, 2005 11:28 PM
  • swiss says...
  • fyi: Fergie is hispanic, okay okay the songs gay too.

  • October 29, 2005 1:02 PM
  • .:*Princess*:. says...
  • I love Black eyed peas! I love Fergie! She is soooooooo awsome!

    Everyone who reads this must go to
    www.pinkparadise-hotel.piczo.com

    You all rox!

    Mwah, Lil Princess

  • October 29, 2005 9:25 PM
  • me says...
  • What's wrong with different people liking different music? Who cares how music is classified. You call it rap or pop or whatever...

    You are a very angry person. Must not be too happy with your life. Too bad. Most people have pity or laugh at such indiscriminate anger.

  • October 30, 2005 11:01 PM
  • ConfusED says...
  • Whats with tha flaming of white ppl to black ppl and back again?

    It makes no fucking sense to me, when one day, sooner rather than later, u dumb ass mutha fuckers are gnna realise there aint no difference between white ppl and black ppl, when you'll rely on one another.

    U all better sort this shit out b4 the divide becomes even bigger and big shit kicks off..

    I fucking hate racists >.

    so l8as bitch..

  • October 31, 2005 6:34 PM
  • cboy says...
  • WELL,WELL,I LOVE THE SONG AND VIDEO.TO ALL YA'LL H8TERS.IF IT'S EASY TO SING,THEN YA'LL H8TERS SHOULD RESPOND TO THE SONG OR SHUT THA FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
    My humps they got u,
    She’s got me spending.
    (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
    She’s got me spendin’.
    (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

  • October 31, 2005 7:37 PM
  • zoe says...
  • i think it is the bestsong they have done i love it u can really move 2 it

  • November 1, 2005 1:42 PM
  • dede says...
  • i like the song it's just it kind of did not make sence but it is a cool song

  • November 2, 2005 1:20 AM
  • teresa says...
  • this song is the shit,its black eyed peas best song so far. I really like it. And anyody who dont is some haters!! and like i always say"their makin money your not so shut the hell up all yall haters!!!!!!!!!!"

  • November 2, 2005 1:54 PM
  • tommy moore says...
  • TO UNDERSTAND THE WHITE CHICK AND HER THREE GOONS YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THE BLACK EYED PEAS MAKE HIP HOP FOR PEOPLE THAT HATE HIP HOP MY HUMPS IS ONE OF THE STUPIDIST SONGS IVE HERD AND HOPEFULLY THIS WILL BE THE LAST ALBUM PLUS HOME GIRL PISSED HER PANTS ON STAGE I SWAER LOOK IN THE HOT 100 SPIN MAG ITS A GINANT WET SPOT ON HER PANTS TWO WORDS POTTY TRINGING

  • November 3, 2005 3:08 PM
  • Alison Greenlay says...
  • Hey,
    I love this song everyone elese might think it's gay but me and my friend's love it and it is my favorite song!

  • November 4, 2005 6:42 AM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Know what sucks for them? The fact that you could vote HollaBack girl on the 106 & Park countdown....

    But not any Black Eyed Peas songs.

  • November 4, 2005 7:23 AM
  • razorback says...
  • yICk

  • November 5, 2005 1:27 AM
  • .:* Nikki *:. says...
  • What's with all the white people acting like knee-grows? =/ And I don't mean the song or the video..Yesh, I'll admit, the song is one of their worst, buh that doesn't mean other people can't like it. Anyway, everyone knows BEP died when 'Shut Up' wah released. Get wit' dee programme. Morons.

  • November 5, 2005 5:53 AM
  • johnnathan says...
  • funny song but gay song

  • November 5, 2005 1:01 PM
  • Beryl says...
  • So what if it's hip hop, pop, rock, rap, country - w.e, it's music. Who said the Black Eyed Peas were trying to be gangster in this song? I didn't see any billboard saying "im gangster" so i really don't think they are trying to rip off "real rap." They just wanted to make a fun song encouraging girls with actual curves. It's fun - it's music. Everyone needs to get over it.

  • November 5, 2005 7:03 PM
  • cyn says...
  • yo honestly....this song is gay as hell...why the hell would they play this and call it HIP HOP? this shit gets played on THE BEAT 98.5....known as HIP HOP AND R&B....fuck that shit

    this song is fuckin gay.
    THE END.

  • November 9, 2005 10:11 AM
  • Leslie says...
  • HEY WUZ UP ANYWAYS I THINK THAT THIS VIDEO IS THE BEST VIDEO AND I ADMIRE THE GIRL CAUSE THE WAY SHE DRESSED I DESSED LIKE HER AND I GOT ALL OF THESE FINE ASS GHETTO GUYS ALL UP ON ME MOSTLEY 26.

  • November 9, 2005 7:41 PM
  • LESLIE says...
  • all of you s dat think dat that song is gay u r wrong 4 u there is no word beyond gay

    BITCH

  • November 9, 2005 7:44 PM
  • leah says...
  • go leslie your so right xxxxxxxxxxx u rok leslie

  • November 11, 2005 2:14 PM
  • alex says...
  • This song is GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It mostly funny... But its a very good sexual song lol...2 thumbs up!!!!!!!!

  • November 12, 2005 2:22 AM
  • Drew Hicks says...
  • I'm with you guys. I've been following BEP since "Joints and Jams" and watching each album get progressively weaker and weaker. When child star Fergie took over the group and they finally became TRL stars and fucking iMusic spokesmen, it was all over.

  • November 12, 2005 6:03 AM
  • adri says...
  • I HATE THIS FUCKING SONG. IT'S A DAMN SHAME TO MUSIC. MUSIC THESE DAYS DON'T EVEN GET CLOSE TO DA OLD SCHOOL. HELL YEAH REAL RAPPERS WERE SIR MIX-A-LOT, MC HAMMER, WHODINI, THE SUGARHILL GANG... NOT THE "CHECK-MY-RIMS-DROP-IT-LIKE-IT'S-HOT" WANNABES TODAY. THEY'LL NEVER COMPARE. BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE I HATE. ARTISTS THESE DAYS TRYNA REMAKE THEM OLD SCHOOL JAMZ. LIKE "GENIUS OF LOVE" BY THE TOM TOM CLUB. DATS RIGHT IT AIN'T BY THE TALKING HEADS. THEY FUCKING KILLED IT. AND THEN GWEN STEFANI USING THE MUSIC TO "BETWEEN THE SHEETS" BY THE ISELY BROTHERS TO MAKE HER SONG "LUXURIOUS". OH HELL NO, DON'T BE RUINING MY OLD SCHOOL AIGHT? BE A LIL' MORE ORIGINAL AND DON'T BRING DA OLD SCHOOL BEATS INTO YO SAD ASS MUSIC. WELL, NOW THAT I GAVE A PIECE OF MY MIND, I'MA BOUNCE...

  • November 13, 2005 4:08 PM
  • adri says...
  • AND WHAT KIND OF A LADY EXPLOITS HERSELD LIKE THAT TALKIN' BOUT HER "HUMPS"? SHIT I GOT JUNK IN MY TRUNK TO BUT I AIN'T SAYIN' SHIT... THAT SONG IS GAY PERIOD.

  • November 13, 2005 4:12 PM
  • adri says...
  • "BABY GOT BACK"- SIR MIX-A-LOT

    Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
    It is so big
    She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
    Who understands those rap guys
    They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
    I mean her butt
    It's just so big
    I can't believe it's so round
    It's just out there
    I mean, it's gross
    Look, she's just so black


    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up front
    Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But with that butt you got
    Me so horny
    Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz
    Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy


    I've seen them dancin'
    The hell with romancin'
    She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette


    I'm tired of magazines
    saying flat butt's the only thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back, so

    Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
    Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
    Baby got back


    (LA face with Oakland booty)


    I like'em round and big
    And when I'm throwin' a gig
    I just can't help myself
    I'm actin like an animal
    Now here's my scandal


    I wanna get you home
    And ugh, double ugh, ugh
    I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
    Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
    I wannem real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mixalot's in trouble
    Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas
    I wanna get with ya
    I won't cus or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby, I got it goin on
    A lot of pimps won't like this song
    Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
    But I'd rather stay and play
    Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on


    So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
    If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
    Then turn around
    Stick it out
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back


    (LA face with the Oakland booty)


    Yeah baby
    When it comes to females
    Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
    36-24-36
    Only if she's 5'3"


    So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
    Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
    You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that hard role
    and tell you that the butt need to go
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So Cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that
    Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
    And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines
    You ain't it Miss Thang
    Give me a sista I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice didn't miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    Cuz his girls were on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And pulled up quick to get with 'em
    So ladies if the butt is round
    And you wanna triple X throw down
    Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back


    ...YO I SAW DA VIDEO FOR MY HUMPS AND THAT FLOOZIE AIN'T GOT BACK.LoL...

  • November 13, 2005 4:20 PM
  • Blaze says...
  • The only thing I like about the song is the old school beat and Fergie. Last time I check this gurl was Spanish not White, correct me if I'm wrong?? Like everything else out these days, its all garbage like..50 Cent & G-Unit, R Kelly, Lil' Flip, Pharell, Lil' Kim, and all these South Side Artists..garbage lyrics = more garbage. Nas, Dr Dre, Common, Gangstar, All City Crew, Wu-Tang Clan, Cocoa Broz..true HipHop music. I feel sorry for the future of music cuz we're all going downhill from here.

    All you people who haven't live through the 80's n 90's or too damn young to remember it, havent heard real HipHop shit!!!

  • November 14, 2005 10:58 AM
  • Marty says...
  • Damn- who knew that was the Peas when I heard it on the radio. There is just something inherently silly about Fergie talkin' about her hump or lumps or anything like that. Now if she were Vida Guerra, I could see it. But I'm thinkin' Fergie is a little lite on the back, and a little fake on the front to even think about singin that stupid ass song.

    Maybe they should stick to Best Buy commercials from now on.

  • November 14, 2005 5:33 PM
  • ellen says...
  • i love this song so much i could play it over and over again and still wont get tired of it thats why i call ks 107.5

  • November 15, 2005 1:50 PM
  • casy says...
  • i think you all are ass holes.
    you should actuley licen to the song.
    and grow up.bitches ass fucks.they want to make one different song and
    you dis it.

  • November 16, 2005 8:47 PM
  • alex a says...
  • i like this video

  • November 19, 2005 12:23 AM
  • kat says...
  • Its like watching granny porno fergie's like what 30 she need to stop rubbing her ass in front of the no one with a sain mind wants to see it

  • November 19, 2005 1:36 AM
  • diva says...
  • all yall young haters that keep saying that all the music of the 2000 is crap and the music of the 80s and 90s was hot obviosly had there fingers stuck in there ears screaming all thruogh that 80s and 90s coz wile the 90s wasn't all that bad the 80s music my god you must have realy realy bad tast in music and if any music from the ancient time was good its the music from the 60s and 70s

    oh and the 80s fashion i don't think i have to say much more

  • November 19, 2005 3:40 AM
  • Bettymooma says...
  • I like this song, very addictive. lol.

  • November 24, 2005 12:34 PM
  • Jenelle says...
  • when I first heard this song I thought they were talking about a Camel. theres more words that Ryme with "Hump" like jump and bump. I think " My Humps" is the most unattractive way to discribe a female's Breats, Reminds me of a tumor or back cancer *shivers*...this is annoying and pointless, they went from were is the love to "My lovely lady lumps"?!?! Now there just like every other wanna be pop stars out there..I see no humps accept for the ones on her face

    enough said

    Imma give give give give this two thumbs down, two thumbs way down two thumbs down

  • November 26, 2005 12:07 AM
  • Chelsea says...
  • The song is fuckin retarded.

    Fergie and all them girl in da video aint got no booties anyways.So I dont know what hump SHE talkin about.

    I lost all respect for BEP hearin this song.

    And just sound even dumber sigin about humps you dont even have.

    Luckily I was blessed with more genes from the black side of my family and have an ass.


    http://www.dr.dk/musik/urban/artikler/billeder/black_eyed_peas/fergie.jpg

    WTF????

  • November 27, 2005 4:12 PM

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