Pre-teens and gentlemen! Lend me your ears! The Bluestars are BACK, bitches!
We’re pretty used to the unexpected here on “Talkin’ Videos,†but even I wasn’t prepared for this shit. Once again the #1 requested video is a Pretty Ricky video. Strangely enough, unlike the steaming hot pile of bison shit that was “Grind With/On Me,†I actually ENJOYED their new video “Your Body.†[watch it now]
I know. I can’t fuckin’ believe it myself! We've come a long way from "I can't believe you motherfuckers made me watch this shit!"
The Colored Boy Band Action Figures still dance a little jig when you push the button, but thankfully there’s no more funky chicken. They still look awkward when executing their dance routines, but they were careful not to do more than bounce a little bit. Wise call by dad/manager/spiritual guidance/asswhooper Blue.
They must have read the last review intently. There was also not a monogrammed towel in sight! I am so proud! They looked a lot more comfortable and at peace with their role as music video temptresses. They finally understand that all they have to do is look like they are actually having fun, and people will like it. What’s more fun than a beach party with a beach ball and fine hoes as far as the eye can see?
While their enjoyment is now apparent, what we can’t see is Blue standing by the director’s chair swinging his $500 gator belt staring menacingly at Pleasure and Spectacular. Spec’s just hoping he doesn’t trip over one of his extensions. He knows he’ll get another Marlon Jackson-dropped-the-mic-stand asswhoopin if he fucks up on set.
Question of the Day: Where are white girls getting ass from? Are they buying it off of sistas? They got ass on eBay now? The one white girl in the video is badonkadonking out. I heard they come from the Midwest and play softball after school and working on the family farm… Then they grow up, leave Nebraska and extra in rap videos. Is this accurate?
Did you see that girl’s face when she got the chain dropped on her toward the end of the video? She looked like someone surprise-skeeted on her chest. I find that parallel a little startling and too close to home. Jewelry should not be held in the same regard/evoke the same reaction as SKEET! Trinkets aren't life's true and natural pleasures!
I still think Baby Blue and Spectacular are horrible MCs, but they pull this record and video off far better than their leadoff single. Is your back hurting, Pleasure? Because you are carrying 3 niggas on it, dude. Pleasure (the sensitive one) must feel like Iverson on a team without even at least an Aaron Mckie. Slick ‘Em is my nigga tho. He had the best part of "Grind On Me," and appears not to have forgotten the hood on this one. “Grape soda and a bag of chips, girl! That’s ALL I GOT!†2 thumbs up for that line. I have to tell these birds that at least daily when they ask Daddy Mexxx for a #3 from McDonald’s.
I know the legions of girls are coming, I mean, they even came for Chris Brown’s waterhead ass, so this one’s for you. I don’t discriminate. I appreciate your readership and you guys need to understand what I’m saying like everyone else. My middle-school net-jargon is a little shaky, but here goes:
OMG pretty ricky is so fine! he da shyt dis video iz da shyt fa sho. I wanna have pleasure baby if u readin diz plz write bakc. Dey so silly I like in da video when dey play wit da beach ball n dey takle each otha LOLZ plz write back my home address is…
I don’t know if someone slipped something in my drink or what. I must have sipped on some of Chris Brown’s Drano Max. I must be losin’ my damn mind… sittin’ here reminiscing about how I LIKED a Pretty Ricky joint… Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Questions? Comments? Requests? Wondering when Ron Mexico feat. Slick ‘Em “Redemption†is coming out? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
…ain’t that about a B?!
LMAO you killed me...ok these are the things that came 2 my head
-We all must appreciate Slick 'Em..you just gotta
-If Spectacular and Pleasure were airbrushed anymore they'd look like Charlie Wilson
-Why is spectacular so weird lookin? Normal people thee face is 2/3 of the head..his is squished into the last third...his eyes are on his chin. And he has the nerve to wear huge sunglasses AND a hat...you head isnt made for that. And why is his hair like a samuri?
-They have the world's WORST re-edited song/lyrics ever..I love how they just cut the song right after spectacular's verse, they didn't even try to mix it just cut.
-I just don't like baby blue
-That girl did look like she got hit wit that skeet...I was expectin her 2 wipe off her chest lmao
-That white girl does have quite the booty. It looks like a pillow
-Personally to me this looked like a long genital herpes commercial, all it needed was that man's voice to come on and say "Some side effects of pretty ricky are: hatred for boy bands, higher tolerance of ugly, and genital warts"
-Only spectacular would wear a belt with swimming trunks...
So in the end i did not-not-not-not like this video , BUT I did realize it could have been worst...it could've had more spectacular shots
The unofficial Slick 'Em appreciation thread!
YOu need help " is your back hurting pleasure? b/c u carrying tree niggas on it dude" your hilarious Stylezz its agood look.
Ncstand up( help support katrina victims just don't call me @ THe american red cross... Im tired of answering phones)
YOu need help " is your back hurting pleasure? b/c u carrying tree niggas on it dude" your hilarious Stylezz its agood look.
Ncstand up( help support katrina victims just don't call me @ THe american red cross... Im tired of answering phones)
The cinematography is nice....
Observations: Why in the hell is Spectacular wearing a white belt? What female in her right mind wants to share her accessories with her man? After Labor Day that shit is unacceptable.
Was that a white girl riding in the front seat of Blue's car in the opening scene?!!! Damn!! Damn!! Damn!!! Fame got another one. Stop talking to O.J. Simpson.
Speaking of cars...what was up with the double dating seating arrangement? I thought they were all caked up? Shouldn't they have been pushing their own whips instead of sharing?
A basketball goal in the ocean? A pool...ok, but the ocean.
Did you see spec bite the Bow Wow "Let Me Hold You" move? I see the Bow Wow fans causing an uproar.
This video looked like the black version of Beach Blanket Bingo.
Just my opinion and observations.
Let the hating begin.....
The belt probably says Spectacular on it but they didn't closeup on it in fear of another uproar
Lmao @ the net in the ocean...they gotta show the ghettoness somewhere else to make slick 'em feel more comfortable
I still really don't like baby blue
They still made the mistake of hanging out with females taller than themselves. That's not a good look. They need to borrow some of the Purple One's shoe collection.
Before I depart for the weekend...if they wanted Slick 'em to feel comfortable they would've had two chicks holding a milk crate as the hoop in the ocean.
hahahahaaha
milk crate...
hell yeah!
the video was gay, as was the song and the faggots in it
hahahaha..yall are hilarious.
i love this video a lot (im not trying to sound like a groupie or anything.) yall just keep doin what you doin b.c. i need a laugh every now and then. i can't wait for the crazy girls to get on here and start screaming and fighting in their "middle school net jargon"
oh and by the way the milk crate comment was funny too :P
lmao lmao @ the milk crate
Man, all those dudes are suckas for love!! All their music is about makin love and huggin and kissin and shit!!!
"And you can see in my eyes, that I'm lookin for a cutie pie" PLEASE!!! CUTIE PIE!?
Ohhhh man!!! Even their lyrics are gay!!
For the record...these cats are from Liberty City and Pleasure is definately not the "sensitive" one...yes he's the singer but he is quite hood...ive seen this cat str8 cuss out a room of grown ass journalists after he thought he heard someone say that the group needed media training...it wasnt intimidating or nothing, but that shit is worth mentioning
I don't think they're getting another video after this...too bad LMAO
The SOLE REASON why I want them to have another video is so that we can be treated to another Ron Mexico review.
The middle school girl venacular part was fucking hilarious.
Slick 'Em and Baby Blu sound the same, while Spectacular sounds JIMBO JONES from the Simpsons rapping.
NO HOMO
I tried to advertize but ron mexico shut me down.
that video was the worst Ive ever seen .that dance was jacked.the video was horrible who eva that director was needs to be fired.
Their lyrics aren't like that...at all..they have lines that were edited so more ppl could buy their album, because most of their album (yes, I downloaded it) is very sexual...like this line that was edited
"Get a taste of the salami/knock knock knock knock you down like the tsunami"
Which is quite the horrible so I can understand why it was changed.
pretty ricky man! i fuckin think you are so sexy i love the music video (grind ON me) exoetially that you are in the pool you need to have more videos that show the body like that it was fuckin hott i love it do me a favor and write me back at my e-mail: shorti_always_fun@yahoo.com and holla at your girl we can talk but not like that cuz i am a mad in love fan of yours ok?
love you pretty ricky write back please!!! love krista
SPECTAULAR IS SO CUTE. IF U READ THIS DON'T PAY THOSE HATERS ANY MIND YOU LOOK SOOOOO GOOD, I TOOK SO MANY PIC OF U ON THE SCREAM TOUR IV IN NEW YORK. HOLLA WEEZY (LUV U SOOOOO MUCH BOW WEEZY)
HEY ITS ME AGAIN BITCHES! YO I WANNA LET ALL U HATERS KNOW THAT SPECTACULAR IS SOOOOO FINE THE BUT HE DON'T LOOK BETTER THEN BOW WOW. HOLLA AT YA GURL WEEZY.
Yall need to stop talkin about my brother spec and my cuzins who eva yall is and just so you know I'
m ya gurl nicki
Ronnie, tell me these aren't real girls. Tell me it's some dude with the same IP address, pretending to be an obnoxious teeny bopper for the sheer morbid sake of satire?
No, Darth...
This is how the dark drizzle begins.
drip... drip... drip...
The name of this should be changed from "Pretty Ricky - 'Your Body'" to "When pre-teens have no self respect"
I thought Pretty Ricky was a group of brothers...not cousins...hey, I could be wrong.
nikki, maybe you should pass these comments on to your brother so that their next video won't be so craptacular.
Spectacular is not fine. Personally, I'd take Slick 'Em over squish face anyday.
Stylezz, don't even talk to them. They're not listening.
I'm sitting here wondering how they found this place.
Yeah, Blastro isn't to blame this time, so I have no clue.
All them dudes are faggots from pretty ricky!!
Holy shit!!!
Stylezz, you're a GIRL?!?!!?
I'm in utter shock. This whole time I thought you were a dude.
Me to darth detox! I thought stylezz was a dude!
What a surprise!
Man you stupid as hell darth!
Fuckin retard!! And go fuck yourself bitch!!! You post dumb shit like a first grader!
Holla at me back yo!!!
This yo boy, burner boy!!!
I'm full of surprises!
If you search pretty ricky on google you can find this site. That's how I first came on here.
Any-wayz for all you hatin ppl if u got somethin to say bout pretty ricky i dont want to hear until you ha ve a hit single and what not they makin mo money than yall niggas who dont got nothin betta to do but write comments ! i love pretty ricky they fresh talented everything a girl want they got and-specatacular all i can say is thank you to his mama cuz damn he fine
Hannah,
I hope you apply the same philosophy to the shit you don't like. I hope you don't say shit when you hate something because the cats on TV appear to have more money than you, and you look at yourself as a scrub. It would make you a self-loathing individual, but at least you'd be keepin' it real!
P.S.: His "mama" is Tevin Campbell. Thank her!
Stylezz... I remember that! Pretty Ricky is to thank for your arrival here.
I thank Slick 'Em!
Pretty Ricky are butt ugly ...my turd looks better then them and I have major diarrea today dammit . They look like crack babies with down syndrome especially that ugly ugly ass one who does look like some1 smushed his face in . the girls who write in and defend these ugly pricks have low self esteem and most are butt ugly too . Trust me I seen most of pretty rickys fan and the girls on the videos get paid that's why their there . White hoe wouldn't be next 2 them or even would fuck them unless they wasn't gettin the dough . The mothers and fathers of these girls should be slapped allowing them to be in the video. Pretty rickys you eggheads . The dreadlocked 1z are the ugliest I've ever seen speccrackpular is a fuckface. I can only imagine how his parents look shaba ranks must be his dad . Oh and by the way the milkcrate comment had me cracking up .
LMAO at the "grape soda and a bag of chips, girl...THATS ALL I GOT!!!" line...that is classic hood shit for real..
I heard the un-edited version of "Your Body" and i was like..oh my?!! "Pretty Ricky" is a horrible group, but will sell because these teenager girls are falling over them like how we did (well, not me..) with Immature
Ron you're killing me with the Tevin Campbell hahahahahaha
I thank Slick 'Em too...like I'm going to give Baby Blue credit on anything
I can't lie, even though I was only 6 I loved Batman.
i came 4 the concert yesterday it was so much fun ..... that concert was flaming hot when pretty ricky came out
"Man you stupid as hell darth!
Fuckin retard!! And go fuck yourself bitch!!! You post dumb shit like a first grader!
Holla at me back yo!!!
This yo boy, burner boy!!!"
I type like a first grader? lol Hi pot. My name is kettle. Nice to meet you.
That was random.
Stylezz, you searched for Pretty Ricky on the net and then ADMITTED it?!?
Only reason I thought you were a dude was because you're the only girl who doesn't post stupid ass shit on here.
Sometimes Blu, M.I.A. TammyK, and the technologically savvy old ladies who defend Uncle Chawlee Wilson.
if u asked me those little dudes look like 3 chiwawa dogs humping a tree.
correction 4 chiwawas !!!they too small heard to see
Pretty Ricky is garbage all them mutha fuckas is gay. These low self asteem bithes feeling them.Yeah that Stylez girl got a little fire to her.She needs to holla at me.yeah southside all muthafucking day.
Yea I searched them, there's no point in lying about it. If I hadn't I wouldn't have found this site. One of the best days of the summer.
Well I really like pretty ricky....and the C.D. is the bomb.....damn yall must drink yall hateraid every morning and why r yall worried bout pretty ricky.....shit i dont see none of yall w/ a C.D. out...and if yall do than let me know so I can get it and talk about how bad yall r....damn leave them alone.....they grown if they want to look bad well let them....if they want to sing bout love let them....it wont be long before they r gone so just be patient.....1 LOVE
Ron r u single?????j/k