This-is the-re-turn... of the SPAAAAACE COOOOWWWWWBOYYYYYY!
Apparently for Jamiroquai, “hell” looks a lot like Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
The Adrien Brody/Marky Mark look-alike known the world over for amazing videos has abandoned the funny clothes and treadmills for a more of a conventional look in his Clark Kent/Superman/Jim Carrey Satan act. He damn sure hasn’t abandoned the trees, though! Come along on this magic carpet ride that is “Feels Just Like It Should” [watch it now] In case you didn’t know, this is business as usual for J.
This is some serious Fight Club-meets-Trainspotting shit. It has the feel of a Volkswagen commercial with the charm of a Tarantino movie.
You wanna get experienced? Sprinkle a dash of whatever Jamiroquai put into his blunt on your dutchmaster today. Your ass will be in the middle of the street lickin shots like Martin Lawrence.
For all the non-skaters out there… he’s toooootally skitchin’ on the devil’s car! Damn… all that to get a little attention from a transvestite hooker. Someone’s obviously been kickin it with my man Eddie Murphy. (I hear he's single now, fellas.) Eddie skitched for a mile and a half barefoot to “give his friend a ride home.”
Today’s lesson: When you play with drugs… When you play with drugs, son. It causes the conflict of you goin’ against your own. Ya hear me? No… wait… sorry. Drugs are bad because they’ll leave you broke and beaten up by a pimp after a painfully long skirmish with The Joker/Devil. Needless to say your kicks will be fucked up.
The video really explains the Stefane Urquelle chamber drug addicts step into one day and step out of later. If you see your homie all fucked up-looking after a few months, this shit is probably what happened to them. If you wanna join them, all you have to do is see the Candyman. You’ll be fuckin trannies in NO TIME!
Questions? Comments? Requests? Still trying to figure out what is J’s drug of choice today? email@example.com