Frankie, you did this to yourself!

This has been quite the eventful week on Talkin’ Videos, so Frankie J and I are gonna leave you with some mellow shit to get your minds right to. His newest sweet and sappy song/video combination comes straight out of the Michael Bolton handbook. I couldn’t even describe it to you. You’d need “More Than Words” [watch it now] to grasp this level of High Fructose Mango Syrup.
Funny thing, I had no idea what to make of this cat. I saw hundreds of billboards… and ALL in the HOOD. I heard "Obsession" (both versions) and was like… ain’t this cat supposed to be Dominican or something? Nah, this nigga ain’t gettin it in with my Oyes on Broadway. This shit is for Becky and them. I ain’t knockin the hustle, but damn homie, we gotta talk the video. My man sings like he has no spine. The video only reinforces this notion.
This motherfucker look like Ichiro with a record deal. He is looking all kinds of Japanese in the promo flicks. I think he’s more prone to sipping a kamikaze than going kamikaze on a track though. He’s got some Marky Mark and Keanu Reeves characteristics too. Every time he moves his head he looks like a different half-Asian celebrity. He’s like a hologram trading card. Next video he’ll probably look like Rae Dawn Chong.
One request to you, dear Frankie. Nigga, can you bring it down an octave? Does EVERY fucking lyric you sing have to be soprano? The man is making faces like he has a broom handle up his ass, but he’s making sounds like his nuts are in a vice.
With that said, the tan suede jacket he has on is straight fire, though. No complaints there. I also must give him credit. He gets a hell of a lot crunker on the Spanish version.
I smell a collabo with Ricky Martin. Y’all know he’s back right? I say we welcome Ricky back sometime next week. Que tu crees?
In the meantime, come gitchoosome of this sweet sugar! Quien queire bailar con Ronaldo Horacio Mejico?
Questions? Comments? Requests? Es la verdad que La Mega se pega? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
I thought Jin retired? Okay... I'm stopping now.
Comments
Damn Ron, all I had for this one was a Jin reference. Now I got nothing.
Wasn't/Isn't Frankie J twisting Vida out? Not that smashing video hoes is too great of a feat, but damn, somethin about that one....
Anyway, I don't see much of reason to put Frankie Jin on repeat, but I chuckled once or twice...
When did Johnny Damon cut his hair off?
This dude is the Vin Diesel of shitty r&b, he can play any race and still not be good at it.
I HATE Frankie J.
Rather listen to Pretty Ricky. Straight up.
G-Off...
2 points for BOTH comments.
Dirty Cash... There's something about Vida. I'd love to put my fingers on it.
Epah! eu sou de portugal e o caralho!
tass bem!
kurti a cena! ta ciente!
tipo... epah... uma beca gay mas isso passavos!
beijinhus as vossas maes e irmas!
peace out nigga!!!
i'm not a pimp! i'm a playa!!
\/ peace!!
What Mr. J doesn't understand that there are 3 levels of singing:
1. normal (as in anyone can sing like them. I.e. Ciara)
2. Good singing (this is for the people who can sing but act normal. I.e. Angie Stone)
3. B.E.T. singing (this is when you either sing so much it sounds terrible or instead of singing you start screaming...either way this never usually sounds good)
Frankie went #3 with a Justin Timberlake pitched voice...that should never EVER be permitted!!!!
I didn't understand why he put down the picture, finished the song, picked up the picture and then she was standing there. She looks like Laura Flynn Boyle with some meat. She was attractive as the girls in the Charmillionaire video (thats a 3 outta 10)
This video sucked but by Frankie J standards it was pretty good. A for effort but F for the video.
Yo I heard Jin just changed his name and he got a new CD coming soon! Not on Double R!! Frankie J is in heavy rotation in my hood, all the Mexicans that usally be bumping that mexican restraunt music are bumping the hell out of Frankie J.
Not in ma hood... Niggas give two shits 'bout ole' boy. Even that "Obsession" shit wan' gettin any spins 'round my way. On the real, that video d'fined garbage.
Wuz it me or it seemed like he had a lump in his throat, that nig' was chocking in the begining o' the song.
AND nigga stop bitin'!! It's been real....1
Steaming pile of crap. Ole boy wanna sing wit soul, but he got none. Superior wackness at its most effectiveness.Strictly for esa's!
Frankie J is fine as hell. This brown sugar sista wants his ass.
YALL MEXICAN PLZ ARE TRIPPIN FJ IS UGLY AS HELL . HE IS OK ON HOW DO I DEAL BUT HE IS UGLY UGH YALL GOT BAD TASTE 4 REAL 1
hey baby ur hott...
This cat could've done the MJ "Black or White" video morphing shit on his own.
The whole high octave singing shit for a man has been played out for a looong time now. The only people that could get away with that shit is on PBS Soul Classic Concerts now and El Debarge. Ask Al B. Sure what high singing did for him.
He needs to hook up with Baby Bash, form a group and terrorize state fairs together.
the boy can staright up sing, and millions like him, thats why he lines his pockets wit millions. Ya'lls just a bunch of haters! If you could do what he does, you would. Bottom line, just like ESPN.
Joshua B...
Your cousin Jon B is 10 times better.
And yes... this is definitely the SportsCenter of trashy videos.
Stuart Scott's unlazy eye wouldn't even watch this bullshit video.
Frankie j cool is hell!
DAMN!! That boy can sing!
wow vato... i wasn't expecting that one from you.
What do you mean ron?
All I just said was that he was a good singer!
I hear you... I just didn't think you would like Frankie J. That's all.
your so cute and my favorite singer when me and my sister could come and see you
Frankie J. is very talented he's a triple threat he can sing, he's handsome and he makes every piece of clothing look good and all you people talking trash are just hating on him you guys wish you could be him for one day!!!!
Frankie J. is very talented he's a triple threat he can sing, he's handsome and he makes every piece of clothing look good and all you people talking trash are just hating on him you guys wish you could be him for one day!!!!
PLEASE....he's the next Chico Debarge!!! Only that kat from El Debarge and that klown from American Idol who boned Paula Abdul can pull it off!!! Be easy!
he look so good
STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT FRANKIE J "DON'T HATE DA PLAYER HATE THE GAME"? BUNCH OF LOSERS
hi frankiej te amo con todo mi corazon te deseo lo mejor del mundo don't litento the stupid things some people said. i love u 4 ever
This guy has tried to steal Justin Timberlake's style in song and head movements. He misses terribly SEVERAL times with the falsetto notes, and his queer eye glances and blinks are way over the top.
What gets me the most is how off key he is several times in the song; IN BOTH ENGLISH AND SPANISH!! And someone in the recording booth allowed that to be the final cut. He's absolutely terrible and murders this song.
I love this freakin song!!!
Fankie's Hott!!
I meant FRANKIE...
Y'all are so stupid, you wouldn't know real music if it bit your gangsta wannabe asses!!!! First of all, this song is beautiful even in the old version. But Frankie J. just takes it with his sexy self and twists it and turns it to a whole new level. He makes this song even more gorgeous! Plus he is so fine i can't quit watching him when his video is on. I love him.
LOOK....FRANKIE J IS KOOL OR WATEVA N HE AINT UGLY BUT I JUS THINK HE NEEDS TO STOP TAKEIN' OTHER PPLZ BEATS/MUSIC...WATEVA.....CUZ I HONESTLY FEEL HIM TAKEIN' PPLZ MUSIC IS OK ONCE BUT NOT 4 ALL HIS SONGS.
Damn...the things i would do to him
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