Don't Lie... You sellout ass niggas are high on that shit!

The rap-sploitation all-stars have done it again! What great feat have they repeated whereas Ron Mexico would use an exclamation point? They've made another video that is good for one thing and one thing alone... HATE! The Watermlon and Collard Greens Crew's new video "Don't Lie" [watch it now] is one for the ages!... Okay, not really, but fuck with me.
Dear Will-I-Am : Your nose is getting bigger because of coke, not lying to girls!
Why they trynna front like Fergie is Puerto Rican? That fake ass J. Lo accent on the hook is unforgivable.
They got Tiger Woods cousin spittin verses now? Motherfucker look like the Crank Yanker muppet of Howard Hewett. This is... for the hater in yooooouuu! These niggas need to find a cardboard box and get back to doin headspins for a living. At least they are semi-decent at that. Well, I guess dude can’t with that mohawk, huh? If I might quote Jay-Z... What the fuuuuuuck?
Speaking of Monkey Business, The Tai-Chi Ninja of the group looks like something out of Planet of the Apes. He got girls walkin by and tuggin on his hair like one of “The Five Chinese Brothers.” He then waves off the only girl comparable to him in monkey-dom and touchdownability. Dude looks brain dead. This is definitely applicable use of the “touchdown” claim.
Wasn’t this supposed to be a hip-hop group when they first came out? They would have been truer to form adopting Macy Gray as their “extra chick.” But I remember the “Hey Mama” video. Will-I-Am’s little uprock shit is cool, but we all know why we sat through that video.
I can't endorse this video. The shit is like a fucking Red Stripe commercial! It’s RAP! Hooray Rap!
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Need a Jamaican beer? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
Have a lovely weekend.
Comments
YEAH!!! First one on this fuckin blog!!
Finally!!
The video sucks but the song isn't bad
Who the fuck cares what you think fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f!!!
Why was there so much computer effect in the video? for the same cost couldn't they have performed 2 fake concerts??
Black Eyed Peas is one of the most unattractive groups of all time...they tie with Pretty Ricky
OUT OF ALL THE SONGS IN THE WORLD WHY DID THEY CHOOSE TO RUIN TOM'S DINER?????? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????
This is one of those videos that's so terrible that I can't even but my thoughts together
what the fuck, who cares about the black eyed peas. fuckin that fergie bitch is an x meth head if yaint know.
Wanna hear something funny?
I've met Fergie in person, where I work at. She's a dime, for real. But she does try to be puerto rican all the time.
Song is straight...BEP is straight...just don't like it that they had to put a white girl in their group just to get sales and VIDEOS.
PS: Stylezz, sign onto aim.
And Ron...DAMN! I've never seen you rip one of these reviews with such anger.
They was mad high at the vma awards fergie is NOT cute she look mad old in the face.The group is just weird loooking i dont see why people are buying thiere shit.
Interesting how you cite their appearance as a reason why people shouldn't buy their records.
Is that supposed to be a factor when deciding which CD you want to purchase and listen to?
That's exclusive to females.
You think so?
I think dudes do it too.
...and not just with female artists.
Uh oh....the dl dudes
Not necessarily.
Presence and appearance sells records. Sometimes all someone needs, as far as escapism goes, is a reflection of who they want to be.
I wasn't even getting into homoerotic undertones or issues of the subconscious.
Presence and appearance sells records. Sometimes all someone needs, as far as escapism goes, is a reflection of who they want to be.
That shit aint work for people like Amerie. Fine as hell, but a Two Hit Wonder.
feelin this site
(email ron mexico if you want to suggest promotional ideas)
DC...
That's why I said "sometimes."
Ron,
While it may remain subconscious within males, you won't often find them shopping for CDs and acknowledging the fact that they're only buying it for aestetical reasons.
"OH MY GOODNEZZ, B2K IS SO FINE IMMA BUY THEY CD"
Kinda like movies...who actually thinks Orlando Bloom is talented? These girls just go to see his movies to see him.
I met wil-i-am at music midtown in atlanta. He was cool. He was really seating my artist, Enobi. hes about to collab with Enobi on a real hot song. Enobi is also opening for them for a few US dates.
BEP is alright but they were better before they got Fergie. They went so pop with her beinging in the group. I miss the mix of them and Macie Gray. It all sounds the same now.
My bad Ron bout the gay thing, my mind needs to get out the gutter lolz
I'm really not like all this mysoginistic bullshit. We are all creatures that are atractted to the attractive. Just how you pick your homeboys and your girlfriend. . yes some of these girls got an overflow of hormones but they are children. More mature ppl like you and me can appreciate music with less that gorgeous artists (india arie). I'm sure all male fans of Trina like her for purely her talents as not her other large ass(ets).
They were straight during the 'Joints And Jams" era, but now they are nothing but a pop act that makes non offensive music for white people.
Once they added the girl from Kids Incorporated/Wild Orchid and did a song with Justin Timberlake you should have known it was a wrap. She must have given them some good head and bomb ass pixie dust.
Why is Kung Fu Hustle's nose soo damn big. His shit looks like Gary Gnu's.They should've used the effects to reduce his. He's making Michael Jackson think about getting his done again.
Will.i.am looks is confused. That dude looks like he was mugged by some Salvation Army soldiers or he went through Common's trash after he detoxed off of that Baduism. Black Eyed Peas mean soul to me and they don't have any.
Wow, taking it down yet another notch, and for that I congratulate Chitlins and Grits crew.
Anyone who buys their joints for their appearance as a reflection of what they want to be needs a lot more help than Sam Goody can offer. When these fools took the plunge off of the ugly tree, the branches moved because they didn't want to touch em. The simian-esque long haired bull definitely skipped an evolutionary step or two.
They give crack babies a bad name.
Addressing your point about appearance selling Ron, wasn't it a great time when dudes like Biz, Craig Mack and Das Efx could move units in spite of their visits to Dr. Frankenstein's lab? Now we got 50 Cent putting MOP 'in the gym'. Sorry state of affairs indeed.
All I know is that these characters must have released 'Fallin Up' on opposite day.
I do appreciate God's efforts in burning down the studio while they were recording this album, I just wish the waffle house service had been moving slow that night.
MOP in the gym?!
Them niggas is gonna look like the Body Head Bangers!
CAN'T BE TOUCHED!
Wait... Fergie is from Kids Incoporated... like Jennifer Love Hewitt (AKA Robin)?
BEP studio burned down? If so... that's COLD Dirty Cash!
Now... is Dirty $$$ supposed to be Dirty Cash like Pras or Dirty Money like UGK?
P.S.: Joints & Jams was my shit! I even felt Request Line.
Yeah, she was in Kids Inc.
In fact she was in a grooup called Wild Orchid with another girl from Kids Inc and she was on the same Kids Inc with Rasaahn Patterson and Martika. Talk about Old School for your ass.
Ron-
I try to avoid any comparison with Pras (I won't even listen to Jurassic 5 because the one dude sounds like Pras with a stepped up lyrical game) so it certainly isn't that, and while I have the utmost respect for the Underground Kingz, not that either. Short story, I was DJing a party for a friend, for FREE, and all hell was breaking loose, when I loudly exclaimed that I wasn't getting paid for this sh*t, etc. With impeccable timing, my boy came inside carrying a dollar bill caked with mud that he found outside, and gave it to me, saying 'here's your filthy dollar'. The name stuck.
I still have the bill too.
As for the studio burning, here it goes:
http://rapdirt.com/article8886.html
Just a disclaimer: my hatred towards Pras does not mean I don't give The Score the props it deserves. Just wanted to get that out there.
yo i can sit here and bash bep...but they got ONE thing i aint got..MONEY!!! i dunno why but dees muthafuckas is selling like it aint shit!
mmm.... this is refreshing music... music like this make me not by pirate cd.. it's a new bit quite dif. than that sweet slut spears shit how the hell people dig her comm'on anyway it's too much to ask but when are they commin' to south america!!!! hello u have money 'cuz of us too!!!
Th Black Eyed Peas are following a very sad trend that has been running rampant throughout the hip-hop industry since the tragic deaths of 2Pac and Biggie: Evolution = Prostitution. Too many rappers, few MCs.
This same trend was followed by heavy metal hair bands in the late 80s. We all know what happened. MTV has done a great job in flushing hip-hop down the toilet. Hip-hop needs its own version of Nirvana or Pearl Jam to remind Jay-Z, 50, P. Diddy, Simmons, and other bitches who are prostituting hip-hop what it's all about.
DAT SONG IS OK ILL GIVE IT A 0 OF F
SSAAAYYYY WWWWHHHHAAAATTTT! THE PEAS R DA BOMB! DNT GO LEAVIN DAT CRAP AROUND! JUS COZ U DNT LIKE DONT ME WE DNT HAVE 2! U BUNCH OF JAKASSES! GO FIND YO MAMAS N ASK EM Y DEY GAVE BIRTH 2 YA!
GO FINE YOU TEECHR NDA ASK M Y HEE A8INT NUHFR TAECH YUO 2 SPLL OHR MAYK NOH SCNSE
DA BALK IYD PEEZ SUK LYK U OHN DA KRAC PYPE
Say what indeed.
likes very very in we!
holis !!! bueno les queria decir que los black eyed peas son lo mas de lo mas me re encantan !!!! y mas las canciones: HEY MAMA DON´T PHUN WITH MY HEART Y OBVIO NO PODIA FALTAR : la cancion del año y del milenio : DON´T LIE juaz juaz ok los re amo son lo mas sigan asi !!! sho maki bye-bye
BLACK EYED PEAS SONG DONT LIE IS A TUNE ITS MY FAV OUT OF ALL OF THEM I BUT DA THING IS THEY CANT SING LIVE AND DATS WATS SHIT BOUT THEM GET THEM 2 SING DONT LIE LIVE AND DEN U LOT NO DAT I DONT LIE DAT THEY CANT SING LIVE THEY EVEN NO IT DEM SELVES BUT STILL U AVE GOT WICKED TUNE$ KEEP DEM UOP LOL
STOP SWEARING
Must agree with some of you. Every body saying how hot fergie is but she do look mad old she got a hot ass stomach though id personally fuck her but whatever. there shit is straight i own ne cd that ha mama shit was wack for real there new song my humps is the shit i luv that song bep are hard to judge in a way they stright but in a way they not
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