Don't Lie... You sellout ass niggas are high on that shit!
The rap-sploitation all-stars have done it again! What great feat have they repeated whereas Ron Mexico would use an exclamation point? They've made another video that is good for one thing and one thing alone... HATE! The Watermlon and Collard Greens Crew's new video "Don't Lie" [watch it now] is one for the ages!... Okay, not really, but fuck with me.
Dear Will-I-Am : Your nose is getting bigger because of coke, not lying to girls!
Why they trynna front like Fergie is Puerto Rican? That fake ass J. Lo accent on the hook is unforgivable.
They got Tiger Woods cousin spittin verses now? Motherfucker look like the Crank Yanker muppet of Howard Hewett. This is... for the hater in yooooouuu! These niggas need to find a cardboard box and get back to doin headspins for a living. At least they are semi-decent at that. Well, I guess dude canâ€™t with that mohawk, huh? If I might quote Jay-Z... What the fuuuuuuck?
Speaking of Monkey Business, The Tai-Chi Ninja of the group looks like something out of Planet of the Apes. He got girls walkin by and tuggin on his hair like one of â€œThe Five Chinese Brothers.â€ He then waves off the only girl comparable to him in monkey-dom and touchdownability. Dude looks brain dead. This is definitely applicable use of the â€œtouchdownâ€ claim.
Wasnâ€™t this supposed to be a hip-hop group when they first came out? They would have been truer to form adopting Macy Gray as their â€œextra chick.â€ But I remember the â€œHey Mamaâ€ video. Will-I-Amâ€™s little uprock shit is cool, but we all know why we sat through that video.
I can't endorse this video. The shit is like a fucking Red Stripe commercial! Itâ€™s RAP! Hooray Rap!
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