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TALKIN' VIDEOS - the latest HATE on Hip-Hop TV, Movies and Music Videos

The Whoop-Dee-Damn-Doo VMA Blog!

Posted on August 29, 2005 2:44 PM

Alright y'all, no video today. It's "Talkin' VMAs"

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None of THAT this time...

But I saw some truly horrible television programming last night. I didn't even see all of it, so I need y'all to holler about a lot of this, but I'm gonna go ahead and talk about what I DID see. Since eeeeeeeveryone else is doin' it, much like the anti-drug commercials of the 80s, Ron Mexico is gonna be a chicken AND a turkey.

Let's jump right into it.

50 Cent & Fat Joe going back and forth at the VMA is some serious 4th grade shit. While I found what Joe said to be funny, I'm amazed that I am watching some grown ass men act like children on national TV. Older white folks all over the country are like "fuckin' rappers!" I mean, you don't see The White Stripes goin after Sum 41 like that. No one's attacking the Foo Fighters' street credibility (though there's an affidavit floating around the net with Dave Grohl's name on it). At least the dude from the White Stripes will take them knuckles to your face behind the scenes. Obviously there's no real drama here. They got the whole internet goin back and forth talking about who's realer. Both of these niggas are businessmen and are laughing to the bank as their popularities are through the roof right now. Clickety-clank, bitches!

While on the subject of Fat Joe, why in the world did they have 3 of the biggest names in reggaeton come up and do 30 second performances before announcing the nominees for BEST HIP-HOP VIDEO? My mind is boggled by this. However, props to Calderon. That suit was clean. Only a Puerto Rican can pull off a suit that color with a fro. Nigga looked like Boricua Napoleon Dynamite.

What is the difference between "Best Hip-Hop Video" and "Best Rap Video." WE know that rap is a subset of hip-hop... but MTV doesn't. So what the fuck do they mean?

Kanye & Jamie Foxx' performance further emphasizes my thought that Kanye and Jamie should be a group. They work very well together, as awkward as Kanye is. Jamie Foxx was working his ass off... runnin around with them white folks belting that hook about 730 times at the top of his lungs. That shit is not as easy as it looks.

Gwen Stefani sold the fuck out... Hollerback Girl needs to go somewhere. You do one track with Eve and you think you're a homegirl now? Are we supposed to think you're Puerto Rican? Go get some doorknockers! What the fuck happened to the lead singer on "Tragic Kingdom." That was a respectable artist on a classic LP. I think the other members of No Doubt have the last laugh. While Gwen is paid out the ass, G-Money is looking for her soul. She lost that shit in 2000 and hasn't seen it since.

By far the most appalling part of the evening's festivities (from the little I saw) was Puffy's Orchestra. It's one thing to pay respect to Biggie... but goddammit, that was shameless SELF promotion more than anything. "Look at me! I'm DIDDY! I can wave a stick and pretend to conduct an orchestra under some Biggie raps! It's BIGGIE raps, so you can't diss me!"

Fuck that. I'm dissin'! Puffy waving that baton around is disrespect to anyone who's ever put in time learning how to play an instrument. In Puffy's quest to make himself larger than he is, the media whore forgot that HE was supposed to be playing Pop from the Barber Shop! Not Snoop "I'm high out of my mind" Doggy Dogg, who must have smoked enough reefer to forget that he pledged beef against the Bad Boy camp as a member of Death Row at the time.

Oh, enough from me (for now). What did YOU people see?

Questions? Comments? Requests? Let it out! I know it hurts, baby! ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • Fatmando says...
  • They hella should have got someone else to do the back-and-forth on "Warning". And I just want to point out, when they replay that shit, watch little bow-wow try to mack on dude from green day. Dude was all freaked-out for like 30 seconds, holding moon man all trippin'. Getting married to Ciara my ass.

  • August 29, 2005 3:35 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • I would nominate Jay-Z... but Jay would probably have no part in Puffy's Big-sploitation.

    ...at least not THIS way.

  • August 29, 2005 3:37 PM
  • T-cool says...
  • Ron, i agree wit ya about puff, but snoop alright wit me. as far as the 50 and fat joe situation, 50 is the one who took it too far. fat joe dissed 50 , but he didn't curse and it really wasn't a negative comment. it was a classy and crafty comment. but when fifty finished his set he was sayin' "fuck fat joe, he's a pussy." if white people didn't know there was a problem they knew after 50 said what he said. fat joe didn't call fifty any names. besides that white people have been using award shows for years as a platform to say what they feel.

  • August 29, 2005 4:39 PM
  • bigced says...
  • Man why you hatin of Puff! I'm not saying he is the shit but he is responsible for alot in hip hop whether you like it or not. Everyone has a role in rap from Jay-Z to Pac to Luda. Everytime I read one of these you hatin on Puff for one thing or another. What da fuck did you want him to do up there! No matter what he did up there you would have hated on him anyway. Just be happy that another successful black person was doing his thing. And that 50 and Fat Joe shit has got to end. The verdict is out on that nigga 50.

  • August 29, 2005 5:11 PM
  • amp says...
  • that was the lamest vma ever. i guess thats cause music on a whole is so primitive sounding thes days. i dont know much about rock and roll but you know good music when you heat it- no matter the genre. and i didnt hear that last night.the damage is done, 50 cent the streets done spoke and its pretty much a wrap for you cuz. fat joe been in the game since '88 so he a o.g. in my book. fuck record sales! by right he was supposed to take your lil flea ass out. kanye west, good way to self destruct your own loudmouth no talent havin ass. that song put the gay in lame, your performance was funny in a sad way. cause you know the fans was only feelin jaime and not you. p diddy maybe you can take some of that money and buy a personality cause you sucked as a host.

  • August 29, 2005 5:49 PM
  • Jerzee says...
  • ^^^^^^^^ "the streets done spoke" bitch please SOHH isn't the streets

  • August 29, 2005 6:11 PM
  • Mal says...
  • Y'all peep Ciara? She dressed like a woman, wearing a skirt for like the first time at an awards show. But what was up with Missy holding her hand all the way to the podium and during the entire accceptance speech?? C'Mon Miss E. Don't try to turn her!! You already had Trina. Ciara likes boys...I think.

  • August 29, 2005 6:30 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • I heard a vicious rumor that she IS a boy.

    And yeah, I give Puff a lot of heat, but only when he deserves it. I agree that Snoop is not at fault... but I wonder what was on Puffy's biscuits making that move. I give him props for a lot... but it's mostly in the past so we don't get to talk about it.

  • August 29, 2005 7:25 PM
  • mo says...
  • ok...first i must say, stop hatin on diddy!!! da orchestra thing was not bout him it was a tribute to BIGGIE...y da hell u focusin on diddy??? lik i hav said so many times b4 people find nething...no matter how little, jus to hate on diddy! second da fat joe and 50 thing is jus ridiculous...no fat joe did not cuss...but dat dont make him no betta den 50 he shoulda kept his bigg mouth shut, wat was da point of sayin wat he said! der was none!! but i think this was one of da best VMAs and DIDDY was a HOTT host! hate all u want!

  • August 29, 2005 7:29 PM
  • Stylezz says...
  • The clowns vs krumpers and hammer was live

    Bow wow needed some sleaves...stop tryin 2 show your dumb "me as a clown" tattoo.

    When Paulina Rubio (i think thats who it was) promptly removed lil jon's arm from around neck was a burner.

    Ludacris was just boring and his dancers were garbage.

    Kanye was hot, I was loving the white and black motif that he and Jamie had.

    the quote that I loved the most was "THIS IS FOR YOU GRANDMA!!!!" during the surpise rockers performance.

    Fat Joe's diss was better because it was more sly and clever...50 was like embarassing sailors wit his comments.

    Why won't Beyonce and Jay-Z sit together?? Like we all know..no need to sit with Jeezy.

  • August 29, 2005 7:29 PM
  • ggg'd up cuz says...
  • VMAs went alright, dragged on a bit with diddy doing his thing, need a comedian doing that shit, not a musician, more funny, was waiting for the 50 g unit performance for bout 2 hours, they finally came on,
    bout the fatjoe thing, 50 only responded.
    Not to sure if anyone else heard, just after fat hoe said the g unit thing, did anyone else hear from the stands someone saying, hey fat joe fuck you and heaps of other stuff, it was real faint in the background, so I assume it was 50 and his crew, if anyone taped the show, go back to that part, got me all hyped and shit,
    anyway, not enough hiphop stuff on, but i guess its for all genres of music,
    everyone saying, we sick of seeing 50 everywhere, man Im sick of seeing green day,

    and to AMP, the streets done spoke, man, what streets are they??? your keyboard,
    it the end, i think it was more of Puffys show, not a music awards

  • August 29, 2005 7:31 PM
  • Hi As A Kite says...
  • i aint to much watch this shit i only seen the ass end of it but i heard bow wow showcased some homo like tendacies and for once ciara was lookin choppable to me showin of them thighs.i dont know what the point of bringin out hammer is all about.maybe diddy realized that hes on his way to hammer satus if he keeps fuckin up so he showed him some love.and they say fif tried to get at joe,personally i woulda love for joe to sit on his ass.WHO SHOT SUGE?? my guess is game but thats just me.

  • August 29, 2005 7:47 PM
  • emac says...
  • on the fiddy issue. I think fat joe was clever wit his while 50 was up front wit his comments. Thats what 50 is about being up front about hi beef. Did u notice 50 didn't say nuthin to game or about game? Kanye had a good performance. I think it was good mainly because of Jaime Foxx. I getting that kayne record tommorow. I rated the Vma's with a C+. out

  • August 29, 2005 7:57 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Jeezy was infact sitting with Jay-Z...hmmm...wonder what that means? I think Jay's trying to give Jeezy the push.

    Speaking of Beyonce, why was Kelly sitting away from Michelle and Beyonce?

    Snoop did have beef with Bad Boy, but that beef is all squish squash. Didn't make sense though.

    Wish Hammer had a longer performance. I've met him in person and danced in the same club as him...he can dance his ass off.

    Agreed on the Stefani comment. Anyone notice that you can vote her video onto the 106 and park countdown?!!?

    I was hoping Urrrsher and Omarion would dance battle.

    Missed the Joe and Fiddy comments. Someone mind filling me in?

    I was hoping

  • August 29, 2005 8:09 PM
  • emac says...
  • Yo Darth, Fat Joe started it off when he said he felt safe with all the security and police courtesy of G unit. After 50 and yayo performed 50 called out fat joe (on live t.v.) saying "fuck fat joe" "pussy".

  • August 29, 2005 8:16 PM
  • TechRAJ says...
  • I am SURE that 50 Cent would NOT have said ANYTHING about Fat Joe if Joe would NOT have said anything.

    1.) Fat Joe decided to say the comment at a time when Reggaeton was supposed to finally getting his shine. Fat Joe has nothing to do with Spanish Hip-Hop besides the fact that he has Puerto Rican blood. If any of the people in the Ill Community watch "Primer Impacto," a spanish new show. Fat Joe's spanish is terrible. He never showed love to the spanish Hip-Hop did until commercial America did.

    2.) You guys are ignorant to not see this as a blatant cheap shot. The funny thing is that Fat Joe has as much if not more security than 50 Cent has. So does almost every other rapper in the industry. They are celebrities! If they didn't have security they would all be dead or not own any jewlery (which most of them don't OWN any jewlery anyway - Jadakiss being the best example).

    3.) I agree that the comment Joe made was funny. I am glad he did it. He needs to do SOMETHING to sell his record. Atlantic put fowarth 6 million dollars for marketing and promotion for Joe's album, and his album flopped badly! Me being a Fat Joe fan, I blam the fans. You guys did not represent him well! He had more "Bitch Songs" on his record than 50 had and it STILL didn't sell. The guy was on the Andy Milanaukas (spelling???) Show playing battleship for crying outloud! Yet he has not even gone gold as of now yet. That is just plain sad

    4.) Being in the game for a long time means NOTHING. That does NOT make you an OG. It just shows that you are a lousy businessman. Fat Joe has been in the game so long and he has released flop after flop after flop. I have liked all of his CDs and I never understood why he didn't sell. He lost, because even if the hood has love for him, Commercial America can't care less about Fat Joe. "The hood" doesn't buy CDs they buy bootlegs. So that is why Fat Joe doesn't sell!

    5.) Anyone who says 50 is R&B and he sings too much. Go listen to "So Much More," "Hold You Down," etc. Fat Joe is the main man doing that shit. I mean Fat Joe has BEEN doing this, but nobody says shit about him?

    6.) Guys don't hate 50 because he is a good businessman. Ofcourse he uses beef to sell records. But if that is all he did, his albums wouldn't sell. 50 Cent actually releases good music. The Massacre is a GREAT album. I think it is hilarious how people are hating on him. Go listen to "Get Rich or Die Tryin'," he says that people are gonna hate him soon. He says that he is gonna beef with guys. The fact is that the man is responsible for the selling of 30 million records. That's roughly $260,000,000 for the respective labels. Come on guys, by next year he will still be hot. Because he will not care about being a rapper. The man is already retiring to be a CEO.

  • August 29, 2005 8:23 PM
  • G Off says...
  • I was surprised to hear the off camera cussing at Fat Joe when he was walking off stage because I live on the Left Coast and they could have bleeped it out if they wanted to. I guess 50 ran towards the stage and if you watch it again you can see Joe look over to where the cussing was coming from and he got a serious look on his face like some shit was about to go down.

    Puff is usually corny as hell, so with low expectations coming in, I thought he did a decent job. The performances were nice, even though I felt bad for Mobb Deep because they had to run out on stage knowing that they wouldn't get to spit their verses from the Outta Control Remix.

    Dime watch: Ciara was looking nice as Missy's girlfriend, Eva Longoria was looking damn good in her little swimsuit (Tony Parker is the MVP of the Spurs for pulling her sexy ass), but the finest one up there was Jessica Alba for sure. She had Dwyane Wade forgetting about God for a minute.

  • August 29, 2005 8:31 PM
  • BLAZO says...
  • TechRAJ, ur a genius. Thank you for being real and stating facts.

  • August 29, 2005 9:21 PM
  • ob says...
  • Did anyone catch what 50 said at the VMA's???? They block out everything he was taking about??????????????

  • August 29, 2005 9:27 PM
  • tahtah23 says...
  • I didnt peep da whole award show i knew rite off da bat since Puffy was da host it was gonna be corny.

    CIARA looked hella good, wunder why MiSSY forgot to let her hand go.


    Wat ya'll dont understand about Puffy is the reason he keeps using BIGGIE's songs and makin albums wit BIGGIE's old verses is cuz he's gettin paid. It's not like he's looking out 4 BIG's fans best interest

    let me remind u FAITH who has a child from BIG didnt get a cut of the "I'LL BE MISSING YOU" single well it moreso woulda went to her and BIG"S son and she was entitled to it.

    Why u think everybody on BAD BOY left PUFFY is a crook!!!!!!!!!!!

  • August 29, 2005 9:50 PM
  • Keekee says...
  • Wait a minute....did anybody else think that robert kelly's performance weird??? Why didn't he have the actors from the video perform with him??? Geez..

  • August 29, 2005 10:57 PM
  • king of the streets says...
  • Wtf? Y is all these ni66as hatin on 50. Where was all u lame ass ni66as when cracks albums dropped? Yall probaly was bumping g-unit shit. Yall loved that ni66a when he was broke but now that the ni66a got dough yall hate him. That's whts wrong wit black folks we hate on each otha when we get money. I have 2 admit that shit was funny tho. Fifty put out that wack ass piggy bank and them ni66as (d-block, joe or nas) can't even smash him. And yall say 50 don't run rap. If he don't who do? Game wack, nas next album betta be tight, jada albums suck, lets be real 50 last album wasn't as tight as his 1st. But it was betta then everbody jada's, joe, and nas album. Hov left until he comes bak 50 runs rap right now. Peace

  • August 30, 2005 12:02 AM
  • Fingaz says...
  • ite listen up kidz
    dis is why ppl hate 50 an shit

    he popz shit he went frum gangsta ta candy shop
    hez a snitch he runz wid pigz

    hez jus a douche bag realli
    massacre wus good if u like wack ass rhymez an singin an all tha shit

    fat joe does alot of that too tho
    but bak in tha day
    fat joe - my lifestyle ? u aint a hip hop fan if u dun like that son

    an he got booed at msg his hometown

    nobody likes thiz cat in tha industy too

    jay dont like em he dissed em
    nas dont like em
    joe dont like em
    d block camp dont like em
    game dont like em
    diplomatz dont like em
    cass dont like em
    alot otha catz dont like em either


    hez jus a fraud he goes frum dissin jay z an bein on a track wid nas wid da beat chorus sayin stop bitin nas

    too dickridin jigga who dizlikes em
    an dissin nas

    he pops shit for no reason what so ever

    he got mad at jada an joe cus they helped ja out wich reali had nothin ta do wid him

    piggy bank wus tha weakest dis in rap

    jada, styles ,sheek an hood been killin dis kid like badly

    game been killin em too
    an now nas is guna start dissin doo ?
    i mean dont body yourself wus a warnin

    hes a bitch he dissed jada/ d block
    once than d block got nasty put out 3 dissez i run ny came out once agen weak ass dis by 50 than d block got realll nasty an ever since they got a new dis out like every week
    there doin wha he did ta ja
    keep beatin on him an not lettin em get upp

    when u get booed in your own state never tha less your own hood ?
    give it up juz make pop records as u doin an keep ta that

    he is tha new ja rule if u dont agree ur a moron

  • August 30, 2005 12:23 AM
  • Fingaz says...
  • (double post)

  • August 30, 2005 12:24 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • KeeKee!

    How could I forget about the R. Kelly performance?!

    That shit was hella disturbing. His soliloquy frightened me. The worst part was that he was lip synching, so all he was displaying there was his acting ability.

    He played Cathy, Rufus AND Chuck in the same room. The nigga got problems.

    If that shit he did at the end was Part 6, then it's straight bullshit.

    Of course, I can't wait for the video. We're gonna have some more fun.

  • August 30, 2005 12:30 AM
  • BiggMalo says...
  • all i gotta say about this petty "beef' is marketing and promotion... any real shyt would be on the downlow where the only the parties involved would be aware of what's what... this self incriminating dissing and cop-clue-giving is shameful and makes me wanna look away from the TV... and these are the motherfunkers what represent the streets? hmmm, If anybody's gangsta it's Jimmy Iovine, on some real teflon don shyt...

  • August 30, 2005 1:31 AM
  • mario says...
  • Re: emac's comment
    about Fat Joe saying a classy comment and not cursing your wrong. after the cameras cut off fat joe said fuck Gunit, fuck 50 on the mic. take it from someone who saw it live. get your facts right before you act like 50 got out of line in front of WHITE people that don't know any better. there are no WHITE people in Miami, only beautiful people that set the tone for what ugly people should be like. tell fat joe to leave miami because im sick and tired of seeing his boring ass at mansion every friday night. o and when fif finished talking all that shit to fat joe, 50 gunit members stormed the stage and fat joe's ass got escourted out. CRRRRRRRRRRRACK!

  • August 30, 2005 3:06 AM
  • Madd Squabbles says...
  • Puffy is the biggest self promoter in the game. I don't see how people can stand for him dancing in everyone of their video's.

    Urbancritics.com

  • August 30, 2005 3:37 AM
  • the truth says...
  • Reasons people hate 50.

    over 100 mixtapes put out (mind you he has his own link in every website that sells mixtapes)

    get rich or die trying cd (which took the place of the first rap cd ill let my son listen to when he get's old enough)11 million sold

    the massacre which is a sick ass cd just put "In My Hood" on repeat

    get rich or die trying movie
    from pecies to weight book
    bulletproof videogame
    cd sales / billboard records

    Gunit shoes
    Gunit clothing
    Gunit water
    Gunit porn
    Gunit radio
    Gunit yayo
    Gunit buck
    Gunit banks
    Gunit olivia
    Gunit spiderlock
    Gunit mobb deep
    Gunit m.o.p.
    Gunit MA$E LOL!
    Gunit Mr. potato head (Game)he put
    him together and took him apart.

    got rid of Ja Rule, fat joe, jadakiss, styles p, shyne, game, and nas(yes i said nas that backstabbing on 50 little bitch), im sure im missing plenty. personally i don't see where those guys fit in anymore.

    Gunit liquor (eventually comming)
    O and he bought mike tyson's crib

    im sure im missing plenty and for the haters keep hating..

  • August 30, 2005 4:45 AM
  • g g g g dup cuz says...
  • 26's on an old skool car, that shit was insane on the preshow,
    finally a blog where people supporting 50, g g gunit,
    biggie tribute was ordinary
    how much alike does guerilla black sound to biggie, that shit freaky,

    yeah, r kelly show was whack,
    and to FINGAZ,
    you spitting shit you hear off someone else, who saying jay z dont like him? you know they went on tour together, and all those other chumps you mention, they aint the industry, they are just rappers still tryna keep it street , which in turns keeps them local, what kind of musician wants their shit local, and 50 is being real bout his shit, you all keep ssaying he has gone pop,every rapper you name who is DA Industry, has put out a so called pop song, what bout dipset/camron, sampling Cyndi Lauper,what a bitch, stop trying to talk like you know the industry ,
    this to everyone saying he gone pop and he should stick to it, whats the point of being one dimensional and just putting out gangsta shit,look at those cats that keep putting out gangsta shit, its garbage,and their pop songs dont even make top 20,
    guess it shows you all who is the man no matter what, 50 puts out gangsta, go's 10 million world wide, puts out his so called pop album (i count only 3 of your pop songs), and that shit is still selling over and over
    g g g g unit,

  • August 30, 2005 5:34 AM
  • naruto's dad says...
  • Things I liked:

    - Shakira's gyrating pelvis thrusting dance.
    - Fat Joe's funny comments about G-Unit.
    - MC Hammer
    - The Mariah Carey performance.
    - Jamie Foxx

    Things I didn't like:

    - Puff Daddy/Diddy/Whatever
    - The G-unit performance, especially Tony Mayo with that big-ass t-shirt "my album is in stores". If you actually listen to his lyrics they are quite weak, he just tends to shout a lot.
    - No PAC tribute?
    - Green Day.
    - Kanye West.

    cant be bothered to finish this post..

  • August 30, 2005 6:07 AM
  • Smurf says...
  • What was up with R. Kelly? Was that part 10, or part 6? or was that part 11? I can't keep up. And why was he the only person lip syncing the entire night! This is not "Phantom of the Opera" Kells needs help. I wished they showed JZ's face while Kells was on, he was probably laughing at dude!!!!!!

  • August 30, 2005 7:20 AM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Hey Ronnie.

    Can you post the links again? I can't see the last segments of each link.

  • August 30, 2005 8:02 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • "there are no WHITE people in Miami, only beautiful people that set the tone for what ugly people should be like."

    WTF, Mario?

  • August 30, 2005 8:29 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • "get rich or die trying cd (which took the place of the first rap cd ill let my son listen to when he get's old enough)11 million sold"

    What a strange choice for "My First Rap Album."

    I'm interested in hearing reasons. Is it all the gun violence? Talk of revenge? Maybe you want your child to understand marketing early?

    I don't know... There are tons of other CDs I think would be better choices for a child's FIRST rap CD... but I ain't the one raising your kids.

  • August 30, 2005 8:32 AM
  • kayser9soze says...
  • I'm looking at all you youngin's sideways right now. It's funny how we mention fat joe making soft records, it's funny how everything is (air quotes) "HATING ON 50". You sound like a bunch of damned hipocrites, 50 got hot by slamming ja rule about making love songs, and 90% of his music since then has had r&b content attached to it. "Predicate felon"? wtf and your first single is seductive and curious? Wake the hell up ppl, and to the "TRUTH" learn to stop lying before using that name. Illmatic was the best first time album by anyone in the hip hop game reasonable doubt was a follow up to that chemistry, so when you mention nas "SPEAK WITH RESPECT"!!! As far as 50 being a ceo yeah he's a great businessman, he ain't a thug, he ain't a killer, he ain't a dealer, he's an mc with a chance and great marketing. Let's tone it down a bit won't we? he's definitely making intelligent moves signing artist who've lost their fan base, but are reworkable but you folks need to commend him on his abilities and successes not on petty imagery and b.s. politics. As far as fat joe selling records, that's his problem. He's paid, he's early thirties shorties who buy records don't understand joe's work, sometimes neither do i. The puffy show, erm i mean the vma's was a wack show. For as good as his parties are this one party really tanked like chingy's last album. The egotistical persona of his destroyed three hours of programing that should've gone better, hell I love hip hop first and foremost but greenday had the only decent show that whole night. Mariah sounded like she's on the verge of a breakdown, kanye west doing a cheapo set "(rent a center must have had a discount on cliche miami vice wear)". Bow wow dressed like my broke neighbor, for a dude with all that money go shopping. Puffy trying to do a arthritic dance number and turned it into a dislexic version of luke's "do the brown". For the person who said "there wasn't enough hip hop" what the hell did you watch, from the opening set it was a hip hop dominated show. I'm glad that we didn't get to see more rappers including down south rappers embarrass themselves, but why the hell couldn't common do a set? A mtv version of "be" and for u g-unit fans where the hell were banks, and buck?

  • August 30, 2005 8:34 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • "finally a blog where people supporting 50"

    Dude, damn near every blog I do... whether 50 is involved or not... he finds overwhelming support. Don't play that card.

    Also, do you know what happened on that last tour? Jay-Z and 50 are not cool. But then again 50 makes a personal point to isolate himself. He understands that beef is the best way to sell records. He wants as much of it as possible.

    He pushes button after button. People talk about folks hating on 50... which DOES happen, but among the rap contemporaries, which mainstream rapper is a bigger hater than 50? Who pops off about more MCs than him?

  • August 30, 2005 8:38 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • "Puffy trying to do a arthritic dance number and turned it into a dislexic version of luke's 'do the brown.'"

    Very funny and well-thought out post...

    But I believe the term you are looking for is "Doo Doo Brown."

  • August 30, 2005 8:42 AM
  • Alkemist says...
  • Ohhh I was lovin Shakira...so innocent looking and even soft spoken, but once she starts dancing the cream starts rising to the top, word up!

  • August 30, 2005 8:52 AM
  • Fuego says...
  • Damn, how much you get paid to come up with random shit huh. LOL u a fuckin character str8 up. you bithc bout ppl havin beef and actin like children, then when a person deads the beef and even years later is man enough to pay homage to a fallen soldier you shit on the whole situation. God damn all u media fuckz is the same a bunch of critics. I guess itz like that one dude said "CRITICS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES EVERYBODY HAS ONE". that being the case id like to break my foot off in yours.

  • August 30, 2005 12:00 PM
  • Fuego says...
  • damn i fucked that quote up "OPINIONS ARE LIS ASSHOLES EVERYBODY GOT ONE". Same shit diff toilet you know what i ment. so g'head n get ya cheap shot in. either way u overstand.

  • August 30, 2005 12:03 PM
  • Fuego says...
  • damn i fucked that quote up "OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES EVERYBODY GOT ONE". Same shit diff toilet you know what i ment. so g'head n get ya cheap shot in. either way u overstand.

  • August 30, 2005 12:04 PM
  • G Off says...
  • Btw, that "Boricua Napoleon Dynamite" line was hilarious!!!

  • August 30, 2005 12:38 PM
  • KJ says...
  • maybe puff setup the whole 50 and fat joe thang. it was the only highlight and unexpected thang that happened.

  • August 30, 2005 2:04 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Fuego... I was just pointing out industry hypocrisy and how much of a B.S. artist Puffy is.

    As far as all that other shit... Come and get me, mane.

    You can find me on SOHH Ave. You and your boys can e-jump me, but be careful... I got firewall.

    I ain't afraid to toss the heat around!

    I'll leave you leakin on your modem, holmes.

  • August 30, 2005 2:38 PM
  • TRUTH says...
  • By the way ...why is anyone impressed w/that horrible so called "performance" that R.Kelly did????

    The mothafuckin' child molester lip-synched for damn near 10 minutes. It was uncreative, at times he wasn't even moving his lips as the record played. He didn't do anything imaginative during the whole thing - like change costumes or have some sort of props or effects...what the hell was the point of the little 1 man show?

  • August 30, 2005 4:24 PM
  • Ron says...
  • R.Kelly's performance was great! he was showin' he can do it all, that he is a complete artist. who cares if he was lip-synchin' everyone knows R.Kelly can sing. Jay-z is the worst concert performer in rap cause he can't rap and move at the sametime. even though he's goin' through a hard time he's still goin' platinum. yo momma bought his last album too and bet she'll still holla at him.

  • August 30, 2005 6:07 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • oooh... I nominate 50 for worst concert performer.

    He is getting better tho.

    But damn... I remember all them MTV spring breaks and shit he couldn't get out 2 lines and just bopped back and forth.

    Jay used to be the worst... but he definitely gets the most improved player award in that respect. He's pretty good live now.

  • August 30, 2005 6:47 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Eminem is the BIGGEST lip syncher since Ashlee Simpson!

    50 Cent sucks live. There's like 5 different dudes screaming his lines and it's horrible.

    Kanyeezy, Jay, Luda, Nelly, Diddy just to name a few are good live performers.

    Why did this discussion get dominated by 50 Cent talk? lol

  • August 30, 2005 8:15 PM
  • CJ says...
  • yo techRAJ ya need to shut the fuck up with ya shit talk you 50 cent cock ryda. first of all 50 is garbage he has no MC skillz his rhymes are pre-school his simple ass rhymes. Your a real grade A ass hole for saying that you a Fat Joe fan then start to cut on him that is not really smart now is it. If was a real Hip Hop fan you would the most important thing is being a lyrical MC its not all about money HA Businessman.

  • August 30, 2005 8:53 PM
  • Stylezz says...
  • Kells performance was jokes!! When they (rufus chuck "mary") were arguing and Kells had 2 do 3 voices at once!!

    And 50 barely got Shyne outta the game..dudes in jail when he comes out hes gone be a SERIOUS problem

  • August 30, 2005 9:19 PM
  • EZ says...
  • stop hatingon gunit..at the vma awards 50 dissed Fat Joe and Fat Joe didnt do anything about it, Ciara is not boy..she is a woman. FU(l< fat joe and terror squad, and NAS and all new york rappers.

  • August 31, 2005 2:32 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • ...except 50 and the Temptations, I'm assuming.

  • August 31, 2005 3:13 AM
  • gg g g d' cuz says...
  • how fine was eva longjdifdj(dont know howto spell it), she was bangin man, whatta a hot thang,

    and poor lil jon, see that stuck up bitch take his arm off of her when they presented, bet he fucked 1000 more hotter ladies than her,

    the whole g unit should have been out their on stage, fat hoe started that shit anyway,
    and to kayzerimahoezz, predicate felon is the shit, reason why they release those singles is cause thats the kind of shit the general public wanna hear, record companies know that, they cant go out and release some gangsta shit, 90% of the people that gonna buy, wouldnt buy it anymore, common sense
    and to my count(just listened to it) massacre got bout 4 with r'n'b, bit less than 90%,i cant recall any of 50s disses, beefs with jarule being about him making rnb shit, im sure most people can back me up on that one,
    anyway, puffy is the man when it comes down to it, look at all the shit he has his hands into,
    did anyone know that scott storch produced "still dre", he made up the piano riff, the one everyone bounces their cars to, tripped me out,

    vmas in the carribean next yr,

  • August 31, 2005 8:40 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Can we disagree on points without calling one another out of they name?

    Niggas really actin like bitches.

  • August 31, 2005 8:48 AM
  • CJ says...
  • yo Ez shut the fuck up how you going to play a legend like Nas are a ass hole or use 50 cents personal bitch. How you going to say fuck all New York rappers When ya master and half his crew is from the city. Thats sad because New York started this rap shit you dumb ass.

  • August 31, 2005 9:22 AM
  • c b w says...
  • Why can't Puff just let Biggie rest in peace? Why does he have to make a spectacle of everything? Also, did MTV have a satellite breakdown when they cut away to MC Hammer? I thought I was watching the Christian Broadcast Network when he was on.

  • August 31, 2005 10:25 AM
  • Hi As A Kite says...
  • cbw i thought u knew mc hammer is on BAD BOY GOSPEL.he cant let BIGGIE rest cuz he has to remind us why hes relevant to hip hop in the first place.he origanally wanted another washed up mc to spit but vanilla ice had to cancel at the last minute and diddy cant rap and host the show so he called his good friend stanley to come get some

  • August 31, 2005 2:06 PM
  • c b w says...
  • I mean if Puff was really going to suprise me with Hammer why didn't he go all out. Genie pants,fucked-up hair-cut and the whole crew...Oaktown 357,B Angie B, and the Addams Family. I'm so fuckin' unappreciative.

  • August 31, 2005 2:49 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • This nigga said Oaktown 3-5-7.

    Man... you really do fill in all the holes I leave.

  • August 31, 2005 2:52 PM
  • smokeymacpott420@yahoo.com says...
  • Yo why is everyone talking about 50 and JOE, it really is making me sick, can't every one see they are just doing this to sell records, i mean they were in the same building, but yet they can't see eachother? I mean if i hated someone like Game Joe, and everyone else says they hate 50, why did'nt they Run up on him, like Dude Ran up on Dre at the award show? I know if i was in the crowd and some nigga was on stage running his mouth, Believe me, I would be right in his face when he got off that stage that is FO Sho! I know if I was as rich as some of these cats, i would have paid some broke ass nigga's who lost there home to the hrricane in miami or Mississippi to lick shots at his ass as he leaves the award show! I think there was a mistake in Id, i think someone wanted to shot 50 at Kayne's Party, but they mistaked Suge for 50!!! Here is a new topic FUCK GOERGE BUSH!!! Someone needs to spread the word that we need to IMPEACH his ass!!! I mean everyone is sick of our (friends and Family) troops being in fucking Iraq, and I know EVERYONE is tired of paying the same price for gas as milk per Gallon! $3. a gallon is more then fucking milk! I need a Raise!

  • August 31, 2005 8:44 PM
  • DaReal lil' vato says...
  • Man P.diddy is a faggot!! Did you hear him on one of jim jones new songs of harlem: diary of a summer? The song "what you been drinkin on?" In the intro, he said "I'ma smack them mothafuckas!" GIVE ME A BREAK!! This nigga afraid of suge knight!

    He's just not that type of bitch at all to be sayin that!

    I believe he hosted the vmas!!


  • September 2, 2005 10:29 PM
  • Jon Soum says...
  • FUCK ALL YALL NIGGAZ...YALL HATIN ON 50 CENT AND G-UNIT TOO MUCH....FUCK FAT JOE FAT AZZ NIGGA WHO NEEDZ 2 LOSE WEIGHT WIT HIS BLUBBER STICKIN OUT EREWHERE WHO CAN BARELY LEAN BACK...GGG G - UNIT

  • September 3, 2005 2:23 AM
  • FAT JOE KILLA says...
  • MAN DID YALL SEEN FAT JOE FAT AZZ TRYIN TO BE REAL FUNNY WIT HIS COMMENTS AT THE V.M.A. THAT NIGGA IS STUPID ILL SOCK DAT NIGGA IN HIS FAT FAT FAT AZZ STOMACH DAT ILL MAKE DAT NIGGA SO SKINNY THEY CHANGE HIS FAT AZZ NAME. FAT JOE WTF HE THINK HE IS TRYIN TO DISS 50 CENT AND G-UNIT WHEN HE KNOW HE THA NIGGA MAKIN GAY AZZ POP WHITE MUSIC.

  • September 3, 2005 2:26 AM
  • GA BOI says...
  • ALL yall need 2 SHUT THA FUCK UP! Dont none of yall know what tha fuck yall talkin about. Yall just talkin out da ass. Its all about money. Stay off their dicks and get ya own. Get ya paper up. Get at me. Holla!!!

  • September 4, 2005 3:08 PM
  • YoungL says...
  • wow...every blog has people sayin dumb shit, but this one wins the VMA for "Dumbest Responses In A SOHH Blog". niggaz is gettin emotional with the 50/Fat Joe beef. them niggaz ain't payin ya bills, so chill the fuck out. i don't think there was any problem with Snoop doin "Warning", and Snoop was one of the people who DID NOT beef with Bad Boy while he was on Death Row. at the same Source Awards where Death Row dissed Bad Boy and sparked that controversy, Puffy said that he didn't have an issue or any beef with Death Row. the camera then showed Snoop in the crowd clapping and showin approval to his words. he also never released a track about them. also, i don't see the Biggie tribute as exploitation. i see it as what it was...a tribute. let B.I.G. R.I.P. and stop starting controversy and disrespect in his name

  • September 4, 2005 3:54 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • It's more about the Puffy Philharmonic than the use of Snoop as Pop. I just think Puffy is a little off base as far as reality goes. Somewhere along the line he forgot that HE should be doing those adlibs in truth to the video.

    I just noticed irony in the usage of Snoop of all NON-Puffy people. Considering what was going on when the record was out.

    But yes, we do win the "DUMBEST RESPONSE" award, hands down.

  • September 4, 2005 4:21 PM
  • DaReal lil' vato says...
  • Man, I bet you P.diddy don't get any respect in his own hood! That bitch makin pop music!! He's mostly hangin out with white people and tryin to get collabos with rock bands!!

    Please man!!!! This nigga ain't hood!!!
    His bitch ass belongs in the suburbs!!!

    Someone needs to mess up his nice straight lookin teeth!!!

  • September 4, 2005 8:23 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • He should move back to the hood... right next to 50.

  • September 4, 2005 9:16 PM
  • Darth Detox says...
  • Fuck you, Ron Mexico.

    You beat me to the punch with that one...dammit.

  • September 4, 2005 9:54 PM
  • Hocus says...
  • 50 & Eminem are all workin wiv da Police like the hypocritical, cock-sucking, ass-licking bitches they are.

    & Puff?! he ain't worth talkin bout FOOL!

    Kanye on point lyrically & ya'll under-achievers wanna dis him?? Nigga PLEASE!

  • September 4, 2005 10:09 PM
  • DaReal lil' vato says...
  • He's worth talking about Hocus! P.diddy hosted the vmas!!

    You should know that dogg!

  • September 5, 2005 12:26 AM
  • fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f says...
  • Fucku DaReal lil' vato

  • September 8, 2005 6:06 PM
  • smokeymacpott420@yahoo.com says...
  • Yo anyone see that MADE on MTV when they Pick that white kid to become a rapper? Funny ass shit for real, he gets eaten up by a 9 year old little girl who can Flow better then alot of MC's. To top it off this kid meets SNOOP The Game and GhostFace! What a lucky FUCKER, and he still can't Rap.

  • September 8, 2005 11:08 PM
  • DaReal lil' vato says...
  • You pussy ass bitch fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f!!!!

    This faggot ass needs a real blog name!!! fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f?!?! What kind of fuckin name is that!? I know what you are doing bitch!! Your're dissing me because you're fuckin bored! You have nothing else to do, so you diss me!

    Man, you a fuckin loser!!!
    Get ya ass a real name!! What in the hell does fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f mean!!?? The reason too why you typed giberish for name is because you a scared ass pussy!!! Please man. you are a fuckin joke!!!

  • September 9, 2005 5:44 PM
  • n199@ says...
  • aye yall need to calm down on dis dumb shit yall always dissing p diddy but guess who has dey own clothing line, guess who's on TV...well it aint yall..so shut tha fuck up!

  • September 9, 2005 8:59 PM
  • fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f says...
  • Yo DaReal lil' vato who the fuck you think you are dissrespecting me like that. And don't worry about my fuckin blog name aight mind your fuckin buisness nigga. You need to change your blog name into DaReal lil faggot!!

  • September 10, 2005 4:07 PM
  • DaReal lil' vato says...
  • Who the fuck I think I am to be dissing you!!!!

    Well, first of all, you dissed me for no reason. Second of all, I have all the fuckin right to diss you pussy!!!

    You claim to mind my own buisness!!!

    You got in my buisness bitch!!
    I did'nt even know yo bitch ass till you started talking shit to me!!!

    Oh and lastly.... don't call me a nigga bitch!
    You probably saying "nigga" just because everybody else is saying it everytime they post shit!!! I ain't like that you dumb shit!!!

    And third of all, you probably ain't even black!!!

    get a blog name that someone can at least read you lil' dick sucka!!!

  • September 10, 2005 10:23 PM
  • DaReal lil' vato says...
  • These are just one of the biggest faggots I've incountered that has dissed me. fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil..... or, whatever the fuck your name is!!!

    Quit dissing people for no reason faggot!!!

  • September 10, 2005 10:34 PM
  • fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f says...
  • Yo DaReal lil vato let's just squash it aight man i'm sorry

  • September 11, 2005 10:21 AM
  • fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f says...
  • Yo DaReal lil vato for your information i'm 18, African-American, my dad left me when i was 2 and my mom died when i was 6. And then i was adopted by white folks

  • September 11, 2005 1:25 PM
  • fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f says...
  • Yo DaReal lil vato i'm forced to diss you either that my white dad gon kill me he doesn't like blacks

  • September 11, 2005 3:25 PM
  • DaReal lil' vato says...
  • Yo fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f, I'm touched by your story dogg!

    OK, fine with me. Let's squash it.

  • September 11, 2005 3:47 PM
  • fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f says...
  • Yo DaReal lil vato I ain't joking it's true. I didn't want no beef

  • September 11, 2005 4:08 PM
  • DaReal lil' vato says...
  • I know you weren't joking!!
    I meant it too!! I agree wit you. Lets squash it homie!!

  • September 12, 2005 9:42 PM
  • DaReal lil' vato says...
  • Yo thanks for having my back fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f!!!

    Yo, tha king, read one of the other blogs bitch!! I'LL PUT FUCKIN KNUCKLE IN YOUR HEAD SO HARD BITCH!!!

    Fuckin whity!!! YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE THAT!!!

    Why you all dissing me cracker!?! Yo, tha king of traliers, better help your poor fuckin white famliy with the house rent bitch!!! HAAAA HAAAA!!!!!

  • September 13, 2005 10:26 PM
  • jon soum says...
  • man both of you are fucken dum ass to come online and swear yall gon do somethin. lil kids needa stop

  • September 13, 2005 10:29 PM
  • fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f says...
  • Yo DaReal lil' vato no problem man! I was just backing you up from this faggot ass wigga on the blog "tha king." He thinks he can dissrespect us like that DAMN he need some serious help!!


    Keep havin' my back i'ma keep havin' yours aight vato much love dawg!!!

  • September 14, 2005 7:43 PM
  • K says...
  • just a word about the BIG tribute to all u dumb asses on here...The whole point of using Snoop as Pop was to show that now in 2005 that wack East Coast West coast shit is over and since Snoop was directly linked to the whole thing and hes the biggest dude in the West Puff used him. SYMBOLISM PEOPLE!! For some internet gangstas yall some dumb muthafuckas

  • September 16, 2005 11:04 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • That's pretty old.

    It was also at the height of his popularity. Which makes it that much worse.

  • September 20, 2005 12:30 AM

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