It’s the return of Shauna-Paul (phonetically, of course.)
For the weekend me a go tek it back a yard! Actually, it looks like Sean Paul is taking us to the desert in his new video “We Be Burnin’†[windows media] high med low [real] rm stream. You won’t BELIEVE what we find Sean “burnin’.†Atlantic Records hooked us up with more stream options than usual, so thank the major, friends!
So I guess what we’re watching would be more appropriately entitled “Sean’s Desert Party.†Sean is fully prepared for a night of fun in the sand that does not include shovels (we think). He’s got his casino trucks, flamethrower trucks, a couple different kinds of shades and, most importantly, at least 3 freaks!
The little time he did spend indoors looked pretty cool. As usual, he had a pretty live party jumping (with the help of “Number 2†from Austin Powers on the wheels of steel).
Bored with being inside, Sean Paul has a revolutionary idea. “Let’s bring the casino to the desert, nah mon!†There must be some blackjack and roulette going on inside those trucks. That’s the only excuse for the hideous neon lit exteriors.
Since you can never have enough trucks, Sean is sure to have enough transportation for however many hobos and vagabonds on the interstate looking for a quality fete. (Don’t tell me you’ve never gone cruising for homeless people before! They make the party LIVE as FUCK. Best blunt I ever smoked came from a homeless dude.) My questions is this: Why the fuck is there fire spurting out of the trucks? Isn’t that a ginormous fire hazard? Or is that just the VD exchange from the sex goin on inside them hummers?
Nuff respect to de gal dem! Sean Paul’s dancers are special. The extra-Jamaican gear they have on that still looks like a 1991 En Vogue video is truly classy. The way the poom poom shorts ride into the nether-regions is also a quality touch. This one’s sure to be a hit on 106 and Park.
Jesus, I bet girls get yeast infections just LOOKIN' at those! Fuck… Dudes too!
I endorse this video on 106 and Park because kids need to get up on their mythology. The dance where they line up and flail their arms makes them look like a hoochie hydra.
Recognizing a job well done with this video, Sean Paul throws on the Kool Moe Dee sunglasses at the end. Yes Sean, you ARE the coolest! Fassi disagree we deport dem! Though I think aside from the trucks and the VD, the only thing he was burnin' here was paper.
Questions? Comments? Requests? “Mommy, what’s a ‘fassi?’†Fuck mom, ask your daddy! ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
