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R. Kelly - "Trapped In The Closet, Chapters I-V (SIMS VERSION)"
Posted on August 15, 2005 4:00 PM
I have a special treat for my “Trapped In The Closet” lovers and haters alike!
We’re gonna watch us some cartoons this weekend! Courtesy of the funkdigital blog, We’ll be watching the SIMS re-enactment of parts 1-5 of the “Trapped In The Closet” saga [watch it now]. This should hold us all over until 6-10 come out.
Watching the SIMS heartfelt interpretation of this ghetto opera is a pretty surreal experience. However, this parody is only fitting, as R. Kelly himself is an odd often surreal character.
Without playing too many head games, I’d love to share with you some of my favorite things about this new version.
The PG-13 sex scenes rule!
Simulated R. Kelly with no gun is more threatening than the real R. Kelly holding a shiny Robert Blake... I mean Baretta.
Rufus looks kinda like Uncle Phil.
The SIMS version dares to go where live-action won’t. They show Rufus and Chuck kissing! More than once! What a courageous production! SIMS Kelly’s reaction to Chuck’s “details” is classic! Way better than the real R. Kelly putting a gun in dude’s face.
The SIMS driving scene is more realistic than the live-action driving scene. While the cop looks like a handyman… scratch that… a gay handyman… SIMS Chapter 4 is way better than live action Chapter 4.
Shit… This may be better than the original overall! Let me know how you feel about it. Don’t ask where 2 and 5 are… I really don’t know and am just as disappointed as you are. If they get fixed, you’ll be the first to know.
Questions? Comments? Requests? Haven’t gotten this far in The SIMS yet? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
Holla holla holla holla! (repeat as many times as you like.)
Comments
That was most entertainging!
I enjoyed the sex scene with the colours and the non-sexual acts. I loved how the cop walked into the woods and never gave kells the ticket, nor did kells roll down his window.
The fact that in basically every sentance no matter what was happening the characters constantly shook their heads no was a nice touch.
That was some funny shit, but let me talk on another topic that still relates to the video! R KELLY??? What the fuck, this dude is pissing on 15year old girls and still a free man?, But Micheal Jackson had a few boys say mike touched them and gave them beer, and he went to trial FAST, but Kell's is on Tape more then one tape too, pissing on LITTLE Girls. Man don't get me wrong the man has talent he is a GREAT song writter and does it BIG always, BUT he has some issues with Little girls! I mean come on, Look he had the late Aylia I spelled that wrong but I'm high and i don't care! Then he made songs like "I know Your ready" "come into my room" Man he made BUMP and GRING and i can't even bump in grind to that song no more wit out thinking of pulling out and washing my girl down with some yellow pee! Man the man needs HELP he got all that money and he is messing with LITTLE GIRLS, I heard there is a tape with him and 3LW before they broke up! Please people STOP buying into this child molester, Kells could be peeing on your little sister, daughter, neice, Man It's NOT RIGHT! LOCK HIM AWAY let BIG BUBBA in jail pee on Kell's.
I persnonally would have used animation to my advantage and went as raunchy as possible. May'be Rufus could have fondled Chuck a few times. Even blew him as he and Kathy were argueing. Now that shit would have been funny. Just take it over the top and straight Chapelle the shit out of the song.
Let me tell you guys somethin man! I'm from chicago and it makes me mad that he pissed on little girls! This nigga is callin chicago a bad name man! And plus its all the same fuckin song 1 through 5 chapters and all he does is just talk!
YO!! please someone post somethin back and tell that i'm right!!
URL to Trapped 2 is http://media.putfile.com/WMMtrapped2of5
and Trapped 5 is http://media.putfile.com/WMMTrapped5
From em judges to ya'll pips is there anyone of u whose got nothing to hide from the law? tell me if you dont and let me show why u should be jailed like you wish kells been. LETS LEAVE THESE BLACK BROTHERS ALONE,THEY'RE THE PRIDE OF THE BLACK NATION.LET NO ONE RUN 'EM DOWN,BUT LETS ALL PROTECT AND PUT 'EM ON THE RIGHT PATH!KELLS I'M SURE IS BEING ROPED
there is a difference between being a criminal, say a drug dealer, and a kiddy porn piss man. it ain't about the law. how you gonna compare a pervert to jean valjean. we in the hood breakin the law to survive. kells peein on kids and profilin.
sorry... the pride of the black nation is not the pedophile who gives golden showers.
he is an entertainer... that is his place in our lives.
he should not be heralded and defended moreso than the regular joe schmoe who likes to pee on kids.
if the bus driver peed on the kids... while fucking them... you'd all be calling for his head.
yeah we need to help people... but some sickos need to be isolated. help a nigga THAT way. keep them away from kids. i don't ask for much.
with that said... i still listen to his music... but when we discuss the personal, i find him pretty disgusting.
R.Kelly trapped in the closet... this goes to show where pedophiles' careers go to... Michael Jackson might be releasing a soap opera based on gay monkeys soon.
C'on people how can you really shift the blame on Rkelly alone. if you see the video he is handing the chick some money..now let me tell you a story girls this days are not all that innocent she knew what she was getting into. i'm sure of that n if she got into it with Rkelly i'm sure there's other boys that she has been with. Rkelly is not the only one to blame in this picture i'm sure her parents must have known about it and got payed to shut up, still think people don't just say that one person is to blame for this sick non-sence the girl is also to blame...i still think Rkelly is a pretty damn good singer.
Oh, he PAYS his underaged girls now...
Okay... that DOES make it better, sorry.
ur good ye but ya need to hold it down wid da lil gyal!! ur a sxy bastard fix up!!
safe skitz xx
hello i was watching ur trapped in the closet but it wont work so i am going to try again?
thank u lord of heaven
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