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Pastor Troy - "Just To Fight"

Posted on August 30, 2005 1:31 AM

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We’re not having luck with the Troys here on "Talkin’ Videos," are we? Both Cowboy and Clergy fail to deliver in their latest attempts. Pastor Troy’s new video “Just To Fight” [watch it now] had me all kinds of gassed up. Here I am waiting for some “Vica Versa” shit, and I get THIS. Wait a minute… I’m so silly. I was watching UnCut. What was I thinking? Maybe I was on whatever Pastor was on when he named his shit "Vica Versa." (It's fucked up on a few levels)

This one’s tearing up UnCut, but that’s only by default. On a program for which The Negro Channel appears to give airtime to any dude with a camcorder, Pastor Troy currently excels against videos that are over 2 years old. You would think people all over the world (including CHG, The Unfadeable Negro) would be sending in submissions for international exposure, but nooooooo, Pastor’s new release is sandwiched between “Slap It, Clap It” and “What That Thang Smell Like.” For SHAME!

It’s about to be a WHAT?! SKRIPPER FIIIIGHT!

That’s right, Pleasure, Spectacular and Ta-ta-la-licious ain’t concerned with your singles tonight. Somebody stole Ray Ray from Tanisha and they are going to beat her ass! You don’t wanna get punched with the toilet chain Ta-ta is carrying. But you know what’s grimier than getting hit in the face with a toilet chain? Wrapping it around your fist fresh out of the shitbowl! That’s how you know someone did something foul. There’s a missing WIC check involved or something.

Pastor look like Bounty Killer in the No Doubt video. Funny he's wearing a wrasslin' belt, because actually he looks like Booker T on the crack diet, which I’m sure he’s not too far from. Niggas came to the club just to smoke!

Plowboy Troy is kinda like George W. Bush. Hear me out here. He likes to take advantage of confusion. Pastor wanna take scared girls home with him when the fight break out. You know damn well ain’t no gul in they right mind goin’ home with the grown-ass mophandle wearing a WWF championship belt like he in the slow class. (I've noticed retarded people LOVE wrasslin') I feel you Troy! We all know scurred booty is the best, but it's better to go the Mystikal route. (By screamig in their ears... I don't condone rape.)

If you want to see the most unrealistic club fight scenes EVER, give this video a look. Pastor, if you ain't gonna spit for real anymore, go on and parachute in the video. Do something to make the WWF belt valid. Slam a nigga through the bar. Rock Bottom a bouncer! Rock Bottom a SKRIPPER! Do SOMETHING, nigga!

Questions? Comments? Requests? Wanna know what I came to do? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • T.E.K. says...
  • Someone please school me on Pastor Troy. Please! I grew up in the south. Houston, Tx to be exact. Before I was into the mainstream rap scene I was into the independant scene. I pretty much, had no choice. However, I always heards shot outs or references to Pastor Troy. However, I never heard ANY of his work. Then one day around the turn of the century I am watching TV. I see a crack party on the top of a building, I see dudes jumping off of buildings with parachutes, a lot of yelling, random chaos, and I am confused. A flying video hoe, a flying DJ, and much random chaos I see that this is a Pastor Troy video. My friend tells me, "Aww n*gga! You don't know? This n*gga here put the South on that map!"

    REALLY?!?! That day I was ashamed to be from the south. So, I hoped that watching the "Just to Fight" video would prove me wrong! However, my heart goes out to Pastor Troy. Like the late great Rick James says, "Cocaine is a crazy drug."

  • August 30, 2005 11:05 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Put the south on the map? Well that's ri-cock-ulous, but he did a lot of good shit in the 90s. He tried to bring it back with "vica versa," but that was the last good shit I've heard from him.

    You saw the video for "Are We Cuttin'," a pretty awful song, produced by Timbo and featuring Ms. Jade, Timbaland's biggest mistake.

    Pastor of "We Ready. I Declare War" and Pastor today are 2 entirely different animals.

  • August 30, 2005 11:30 AM
  • T-Cool says...
  • mane fuck ya'll, PT da shit! niggas always wanna say they want somethin different. somethin' different comes along and they shit on it. i listen to er'body, one minute i'm listenin' to nas or busta rhymes, next minute i'm listenin' to PT. PT brings da type of energy rock-n-roll brings to music. PT been crunk before crunk was cool. a lot of then niggas from da A bitin' PT style. and PT ain't change he always keep it 100.

  • August 30, 2005 1:31 PM
  • Terrell says...
  • Hollerin at ya from the ATL Blog, what's wrong over in NY? That joint is a banger in most clubs out here. U can't understand Troy if you aren't from not only the south but I venture to say GA and FL.

    It's a cultural thing. Putting Troy on in a club and crunkin is like throwing Twista on in Chi as far as the energy that is felt. Believe me.

    Lyrically, no he's nothing to write home about but he has carved his own niche in the game that no other artists has touched as of yet.

    It's no coincidence why MAJOR artists go get Pastor Troy to collab, artists like Lil Jon, E-40, JD, they get him because he is hot and distinctive. Do your research.

  • August 30, 2005 2:25 PM
  • Blu says...
  • what happened to troy man I remember " aint no mo playin Ga and vica versa" just to name a few it sad to see him like this its just disgusting to see a nigga fall off like that :0(

  • August 30, 2005 2:30 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Research done...

    That ain't gonna make me like this song.

    It's also not gonna make me NOT like his earlier shit better.

    Point taken about PT being crunk before crunk. He must feel robbed to a degree. But shitty lyrics are shitty lyrics.

    With that said... I'm here to talk about the videos, not defend his lyrical honor.

    Terrell, major artists get all kinds of people to collab from great to horrible. So what you said has no bearing on talent. It also shouldn't influence how someone feels about an artist's content.

    Oh yeah... He collaborated with E-40 and JD... I should like him now?

    But... regardless, you are speaking to a Pastor Troy fan. Not that that's relevant in any way.

  • August 30, 2005 2:34 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • While you're at it... please tell me what's so "different" about this Pastor Troy video.

  • August 30, 2005 2:48 PM
  • Ron Jeremy says...
  • Hey ROn Mexico you little dick bastard. Get the fuck out of here you know nothing about hot music. I am the original music maker. Fuckin the shit outta your little daughters virgin twat. You dirtbag.

  • August 30, 2005 3:37 PM
  • PTfan says...
  • IF YOU ARE REALLY ON YOUR GAME THEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN NOT MENTION CRUNK MUSIC WITHOUT MENTIONING PASTOR TROY. AND TO GET TECHNICAL MASTER P BACK IN THE DAY WHEN HE WAS MR. ICE CREAM MAN WITH THE NO LIMIT ALL-STARS PUT THE SOUTH ON THE MAP. AFTER MASTER P GOT HIS FOOT IN THE DOOR MORE PEOPLE WANTED TO HEAR THE SOUTH. WHEN THE PASTA CAME OUT WITH NO MORE PLAY IN GA HE DIRECTED THAT SONG TOWARDS MASTER P (BECAUSE P WAS ON TOP OF HIS GAME BACK IN THE DAY) AND THAT'S WHEN THE ATL STARTED GETTIN' MORE STREET CRED. IF YOU WANTED TO GET THE CLUB RIGHT YOU HAD TO PUT ON THE PASTA. LIL JON CAN BE THE KING OF IT BECAUSE HE COMMERCIALIZED CRUNK MUSIC. BUT THE PASTA STARTED THE ATL REVOLUTION WITH "WE READY". THE PASTA HAS NUMEROUS CLUB BANGERS "JUST TO FIGHT" "RIDIN' BIG" "POP THAT PUSSY" "HELP ME RHONDA" "VICA VERSA" NO MORE PLAY IN GA AND SO ON AND SO ON. ANY GUEST APPEARANCE HE HAS HE RIPS IT: "ATL HOE" "DO IT" "GET SOME CRUNK IN YOU SYSTEM" AND THE INFAMOUS VERSES ON LIL JON'S KINGS OF CRUNK ALBUM "THROW IT UP". HE DOESN'T HAVE TO SELL A MIL TO EARN HIS RESPECT OF OG STATUS DOWN SOUTH. TRUST ME HE PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE THE MARKETING THESE CATS HAVE BUT HIS ALBUMS DEFINITELY ARE ON POINT.

  • August 30, 2005 4:25 PM
  • T-Cool says...
  • Ron, you don't know shit about lyrics! just cause a nigga make one word rhyme nine times in da same line or rap like twista don't make him tight. if you can't understand what da nigga sayin' what's the point if he can rap fast or he uses crazy metaphors. like i said, i listen to er'body and i can understand and feel what PT sayin'. ODB wasn't a lyrical nigga either, but he got love from er'body. so quit hatin' on PT!

  • August 30, 2005 5:35 PM
  • G Off says...
  • This is Talkin' Videos, not Talkin' Shitty Lyrics. And if you are trying to defend your boy, why (PTfan) do you call him "Pasta?" Hungry?

  • August 30, 2005 6:24 PM
  • LeVoy says...
  • If you know Pasta is what we call him in the south and it is pronounced ("Past-Ah")

  • August 30, 2005 7:14 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • I think he understands how it is pronounced... but yeah, y'all might need a new spelling for that.

  • August 30, 2005 7:17 PM
  • G says...
  • G off: this is talkin' videos, not who can make the wittiest comment. i like da video.

  • August 30, 2005 7:17 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • He right...

    but I do like the witty comments.

    Better than "You haten why you don't like 50/Pretty Ricky nigga u ugly jesus don't love you."

    etc.

  • August 30, 2005 7:54 PM
  • Terrell says...
  • Ron, my dirty's said it best. (Big ups TCool and PT Fan) It's one of those things like when they say "you had to be there." That's all. You can't even understand the video if you've never been there.

    It's no coincidence that the commercial watered down videos get the props and the play. If the the down south cats really got gritty with their videos and showed what life is like alot of cats like Ron Mexico would really have a hard time understanding.

    My point being in the words of the late Johnie Cochran, IF YOU CAN'T RELATE-DON'T DEBATE, or was that Jesse shit I don't know..

  • August 31, 2005 9:46 AM
  • LeVoy says...
  • Yea the video cool....big ups Pasta

  • August 31, 2005 10:47 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Believe me, I understand and respect that point of view. I even agree.

    I just think it's highly unfair to assume that if someone doesn't agree, or has a different opinion (i.e.: not liking the same song/video) that they are from a different place.

    Like I said before... I like Pastor... I don't think this song or video are quality. Like AZ and most people we discuss here, he can do better. I've seen it.

  • August 31, 2005 1:07 PM
  • c b w says...
  • Disclaimer:I liked "We Ready", "Vice Verse" and "Are We Cuttin'"

    This shit is wack! That had to be the calmest crunk/fighting/wildin' out video I have ever seen. I thought he was going to be on some Warriors shit with the bats and chains being pulled from the toilet, but as Charlie Murphy stated "....wrong...wrong..." Nobody went to the club to fight, they went to sucker punch people and talk shit. It looked as though they were more crunk in the front seat of his vehicle than the club. If you gonna show images of bats,chains, and (of all things) brass knuckles make the images go medevil on that ass as well.

    Game Over.
    Try Again.
    2/2 credits to play

  • September 1, 2005 1:54 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • He was more intense by himself in a prison cell!

    I had to go watch that video again just to remind myself of some dope shit he had.

  • September 1, 2005 2:27 PM
  • PTfan says...
  • THANK YOU LeVoy. SINCE MOST SOUTHERNERS HAVE ACCENTS ONLY PEOPLE FROM DOWN BOTTOM WOULD UNDERSTAND THE SPELLING. JUST FOR FUTURE REFERENCES WHEN DOWN SOUTH DO NOT REFER TO HIM AS PASTOR. HE'S "THE PASTA" MR. G-OFF BECAUSE I CAN DEFINITELY TELL THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT OUR SOUTHERN HERITAGE.

  • September 2, 2005 5:45 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • for the last time...

    the northerners KNOW what you are trying to say...

    that just doesn't phonetically spell what you are trying to say.

    that arrangement of letters pronounces pasta like... noodles and shit. you need another s or an h at the end or something... but the existence of the word "pasta" is really killing your on-paper southern twang in this case.

    here's a revolutionary idea...

    type "pastor" to avoid futher confusion.

    say it however you want.

  • September 2, 2005 6:36 PM
  • PTfan says...
  • I DON'T HAVE TO PUT A "H" BEHIND PASTA FOR SOMEONE TO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM REFERRING TO PASTOR TROY. PEOPLE USE ALL KIND OF SLANG WORDS ON THESE BLOGS. I'VE SEEN ALL KIND OF MISPELLED WORDS (NOT ON PURPOSE) ON THESE DIFFERENT DISCUSSIONS. HELL FUCK A SOUTHERN TWANG NIGGAS WRITIN SHIT ON THE LEVEL OF A SEVEN-YEAR OLD AND YOU'RE TELLIN ME ABOUT SOME DAMN PHONETICALLY CORRECT. DAMN USE CONTEXT CLUES. FOR THE LAST TIME IF YOU ARE NOT FROM DOWN SOUTH THEN YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND DUMBASS RON.BECAUSE YOUR DELICATE THOUGHT PATTERNS CAN ONLY INTERPRET THE PRONOUNCIATION AS NOODLES DOESN'T MEAN SOMETHING HAS TO CHANGE. HELL, IF YOU AIN'T FROM DOWN SOUTH AND YOU ARE DUMB AS HELL AND THINK NOODLES THEN DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. OBVIOUSLY THIS BLOG AIN'T FOR YOU. DAMN!!! OH YEAH (FOR THE LAST TIME)

  • September 2, 2005 8:50 PM
  • DaReal lil vato says...
  • Pator troy is cool as hell! Its kinda of funny though that he was beefin on lil'jon!!

    I think they still have beef.

  • September 2, 2005 10:20 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • I like spinach fettucine the best.

  • September 3, 2005 5:28 AM
  • Burner boy says...
  • Ron, you are a wise man! PSYCHE!!!
    You are a little bitch!!
    Tellin people to shut up when beefin!
    Just let the beef proceed bitch!!

    There should be a blog where we can make fun of this pussy!

    Lil cock sucker!!

  • September 5, 2005 1:00 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Niggas came into this blog just to fight.

  • September 5, 2005 1:10 AM
  • G Off says...
  • I can't wait to go into the local music store and ask for the latest disc from "The Pasta"... Ron, I appreciate you explaining my thoughts when I was away. It's funny how dudes clown in post after post, but then get real serious when they don't agree.

  • September 7, 2005 8:02 PM
  • fgjktdt,ol,ijfbgil loi xbo8f says...
  • Fucku G Off

  • September 8, 2005 6:04 PM
  • Murdaman says...
  • Pastor Troy is the shit!

  • September 8, 2005 10:27 PM
  • icywhyte314 says...
  • MAN DJ SQUEEKY IS THE SHIT. HE'S THE ONE WIT THE TIGHT ASS BEATS. M-TOWN REPPA.

  • September 9, 2005 2:40 PM
  • igotnext says...
  • Universal Soldier was the last dope PT Album. Everything after that...well you saw the video. To speak on the beef issue, yeah I think that maybe PT made a grave error beffin with the tip of the crunk spear. Especially since the crunk shit is selling, he needed some collobos wit Jon, hell he should have just jumped on BME. That's a dream for your ass.

  • September 10, 2005 12:47 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Pastor and Lil Jon would have been AMAZING!

    High energy songs that MEANT something!

  • September 10, 2005 1:15 PM
  • MrKuTT says...
  • Yallz niggaz r funny mane.. I been dying reading this shit... to da haterz ... FUCK YALL// i fuckz wit da homie PT...

  • September 12, 2005 4:47 PM
  • MrKuTT says...
  • Yallz niggaz r funny mane.. I been dying reading this shit... to da haterz ... FUCK YALL// i fuckz wit da homie PT...

  • September 12, 2005 4:48 PM
  • Squid says...
  • mayne how u gon judge sumbody off of one track that he made fa the real niggas in the sreet to bounce to while they beatin up the block. And fa those doubtin the lyrical content of his recent music listen to dat niggas cd all da way den come talk to me, but until then keep bumpin "Candy Shop" the "real" music huh u ignorant.... fill in the blank bitch boi

  • September 13, 2005 2:25 AM
  • Reggie D says...
  • Pastor troy is one of the hardest rappers out there. Yall just holdin' yall nutts on that man. Cuz most of yall mahfuckas listen to that commercial rap shit and think it's good. Listen to some hard shit like PT. It's not his fault that the production of the video was shitty. He doin his thang. STOP HATIN!!! FUCK THE NORTH. IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT DEEP DOWN DURTY SOUTH!!!! FUCK WHATCHA HEARD

  • September 13, 2005 5:17 PM
  • murdaman says...
  • PT cruizin on the Pastor Troy Haters

  • September 29, 2005 12:57 AM
  • fuck hatas says...
  • MAYNE WHO EVER DA HELL SPEAKIN GREASY ABOUT P.TROY CAN SUCK A DICK WIT AIDS ON DA TIP...THEN DIE SLOWLY! CAUSE IF U THINK TROY IS WHACK THEN BASICALLY U THINK ALL CRUNK MUZIC IS WHACK..BEIN THAT HE WAS DA CO-FOUNDER OF THE SHIT...BASICALLY DA FOUNDER OF THE SHIT!

    DIE SLOW HATAS

  • October 2, 2005 12:55 AM
  • jazzy says...
  • Y THEY GOPT BEEF

  • December 1, 2005 1:16 AM

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