
In case you were unaware, Mimi has been emancipated! Part of the healing process for Mariah Carey apparently includes shirking bad relationships of the past. Mariah shows us all how to “Shake It Off” [watch it now] with her newest video. As fine as Mariah been lookin lately, shake it off might be a metaphor for other things among some of the male viewers.
Continuing the comeback rally with her best album in years, "Shake It Off" is a quality single boasting a well-shot video with interesting random changes of scenery. I guess it’s only fitting to have a video as capricious as the woman we all know, love, and wish the best of mental health to daily.
She looks pretty fucked up in the overflowing bathtub. I don’t know if she’s rollin on E or what, but she’s having way too much fun touching herself while the brimming tub is spilling onto the floor. I was expecting to see a hair dryer drop into that motherfucker or something.
The Jermaine Dupri guest appearance is obligatory for a Mariah Carey video, so we need not discuss the bald munchkin, but it’s damn good to see Chris Tucker nodding his head in someone’s video again. SMOKEY, COME BAAAAAACK!
I guess the message here is that to shake off the foul shit your significant other has done to you, you need to go to the playgroud, drive Chris Tucker down the strip, get your stripper gear together and dance in front of your own name in lights before you can call it a night. I hear you, Mimi! I’ve got a few extra lightbulbs. When I step my money game up, I’ll have the full light board! What do you think mine should say? I’m leaning toward “RON” because it would cost less, but “RONNIE” and “MEXICO” are being taken into consideration as well.
I applaud Mariah Carey as she tries to find the balance between classic Mariah and skripper Mariah. I still think she’s leaning on the skanky side, but I’ll take this Mariah over Glitter Mariah and pretty much everything between “Butterfly” and now (with the exception of a few tracks). If you want to see Mariah looking pretty damn good and hear an alright song in the process, shake this shit down, holmes.
Questions? Comments? Requests? About to break-break dowwwwwn? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
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Between this album & Usher's album; J.D is rollin' in some major dough (not like he's not already) but these two albums alone are going ca'triple ca'tropple platinum. The songwriting is off the hook.
oh, and mimi would get done.
this is not the first video where she looks reeeeeally happy touching herself. In We belong Together she keeps caressing her own arms, and seems to quite enjoy it.
Is it just me, or does everybody feel like they would have a shot at Mariah now? "She's got the internet going nuts/ but she's touching herself so now I'm holding my nuts"
that would be spelled "innanet"
...and yeah, i think i have a shot.
give me 5 minutes... maybe 10... she'll be wantin to marry a nigga!
The video was def. well shot. And, yes Ron, she DID look a little bit too happy up in the tub...but what i would'nt give to be that woman's bath water!!!
Anyhow, Mimi is making a strong comeback, thanks in part to a very talented, but underrated songwriter by the name of Jermaine "jackson" Dupri.
Who cares about the giddy skank...I wish she would go back to her MusicBox days when she made good music and wasn't so hell bent on being a tramp!
YEP!
What I wouldn't give for Music Box Mariah back... I wanted her to be my wife then.
I was young... but we could have made it work.
Ron.......I am sure you want anybody with money.
I don't want Tracy Chapman.
She ain't fine.
In all honesty, I want a girl with extensions in her hair...
bamboo earrings... she's gotta have at least 2 pair of those.
Ha ha, my bad on the spelling, Ron. I'm serious though, I think she would get with you if you were around her a little bit... but, the second she starts jocking your shit, you would be thinking "hmmm, if I can get Mariah, I bet I can get Amerie," and she would get treated like the next girl.
YO RON MEXICO U NEED A FUKN LYFE... SERIOUSLY
FUKN FAG
awww don't worry... i love you too, my son.
dipset all day err day.
brrrrrrrrrat.
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Shit, I would let that ho mariah suck my dick!!! That nena FINE!!!! You get a life besT YEt! More like worst yet!!! You cock sucka!!!!
MARIAH CAREY IS THE FINEST. I'D BE GETTIN IN THAT ASS ALL DAY, AND THEN NIGHT.PRESS 666 IF ANY ONE IS WITH ME.
666 I'm with you John!!! But just to tell you dogg, did you know this chick have wrinkles on her without makeup! That shit nasty man!!!! I'ma think twice about this dogg! you should too! Yo John, I'm diggin that chica from barbatos Rihanna!!
666. shes lookin thick these days too. thats how i like them
Ok, Press 555 if you think if that rihanna chick fine as hell!! A yo katina are you a girl or guy first of all!!!!
I actually liked this video.I was also happy Mariah wit some naps in the tub. The only thing was I felt bad for the cat that was trapped between the floor boards. But still, a good video none the less
"dont mess with me cause i be lil vato
slangin dem burritos
and sumtimes a Taco"
i'd fuck her
I like the song, don't care to much for the video, but it's all good just to see Mimi's body...
This song has the same tempo and feel of Confessions Part 2, and that's no surprise considering JD was involved...
555 she's a cutie. dont got that body like Mimi though
It's funny how she manages to come back to the "hood" to show that she still down. This chick is confusing. Let's peep the progression....
Her first video, partying bourgeois style(longing for white dude).
Second video,"We Belong Together" longing for white dude again.
Then we get to "Shake It Off". Why does she have to shake off the black dude. Why is he the one that had to screw up? Why is she singing leftover Usher songs?
Why is the Brat in the video?
Damn it Mimi!!! Why?
CBW I THOUGH I WAS THE ONLY NIGGA WHO NOTICED THAT EVERY THING THAT SHE HAS PUT OUT SOUND LIKE SOME USHER SHIT.DAMN HOMIE U ON POINT.
and ronnie mex after u chop that bitch pass her down to the homies on new orleans street cuz ill have Mariah given me some of that def jam money.....
Kite,I knew I couldn't be the only one to hear such blatant biting. But that's the JD way
hell yea u can tell all the shit he write.its like this nigga only got one rhythm in his head or somethin.this nigga does need to stick to r&b and leave that rap shit alone.it may sound the same but hes been helpin people move alotta units lately.small ass nigga.....
You can tell it's JD by the hi hat. That damn tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick. You gotta respect him though, he's been doing it for years and he's stickin' Janet. How? It's like a Tootsie Roll Pop....the world will never know.
thats what i wanna know,how the fuck did this happen??u can call me a hater,or jealous or however u feel but i still dont see how that shit popped off.this nigga must be layin the pipe or some shit cuz he got janet ass on lock.i wonder if the first time jd met micheal did mike try to fuck this nigga and give him some jesus juice
Divine Intervention is the only way that JD/JJ connection went down or he slipped a government issued mickey in her drank of choice. Or....he truly is a pimp. He caught her fresh off her mental Greyhound(after her divorce and all)and took Joe's advice and did all of the things her man wouldn't do. I'm sorry Ms. Jackson. I am fo' real.
I think dat Mimi is doin a damn good job... she sellin dem records nicelyy...
And is it just me o did she loose a lil of weight??
The weight she lost was re-distributed to her tig ol bitties. A true vision of love.
Ron you are one funny ass fool. Bammboo ear rings. LMFAO You took it back to some Old School L.L COol J. Everyone is hating on JD, yeah he is short, but he has been doing it BIG since most of us were little ass kids, I know A Lot of yall were bumping Jump Jump from Kris Kross And you know what he is still speanding that Kriss Kross cheese with the top down holla back MONEY AINT a Thang. MiMI is doing her thang, i mean she had to come down from all the pills marshal mathers left at her crib! Anyone see her on MTV cribs high as a giraffs ass. I just want her money!
Oh GOD, do I remember that shit.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought Mariah was waaaaay fucked up on Cribs.
I thought she smoked a Wu-Tang coke blunt!
Is it me or does Mimi look like she's Chris Tucker's Pimp?Patting him on the head and shit.Plus this song is hot and 555 for Rhinna please(I can get past her forehead).
what the fuck is all this 555, 666 shit.
this ain't TRL.
RIHANNA aint shit.that bitch is too skinny with a water head.i didnt think mariah was high i thought she was just horny as fuck.
If they would've had Blind Date thought bubbles during that Cribs episode every thought would've contained the word dick in it.
Example: "I could use some ____ right now"
"Who could I call for some ____?"
"I miss (Derek's,Eminem's,Da Brat's)____"
Yeah, she was horny.
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