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R. Kelly - "Trapped In The Closet" (Chapters I-V)
Posted on July 8, 2005 7:24 PM
Don't be alarmed... That's just a Kells mannequin in someone's front yard.
When we left off last Friday, Kells couldn’t believe it was a man.
As promised, and as per your request, I have the rest of the greatest epic poem of our time, R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet!” [watch it now].
Say thanks to AOL music, friends.
So… the story gets deeper.
I was humored by Mary, I mean… Cathy’s reaction to her husband cheating with a man. It was almost as if him cheating with a woman would be acceptable. It certainly seemed acceptable in comparison.
Oh, Kelly… You shouldn’t even HAVE a gun if you’re going to spend this much time clutching it and not firing.
I stood up from my desk and applauded when he finally shot one in the air… but he still never would have left if he didn’t hear a dude’s voice answering his home phone. I think he wanted to hang out with Chuck and Rufus a little longer.
Part 4 is my favorite just because of the phony driving scene. That looked like a car chase out of Family Matters. Carl Winslow made that scenario far more believable on TGIF than R. Kelly did.
The cop who stopped him was cold as hell, wasn’t he? Walked up on Kells, cigarette in his mouth, and acted like he didn’t just get finished slammin’ Kelly’s wife with his 7-foot ass. For once in my life, my cap goes off to the police officer… easily the gulliest character in this Terry McMillan nightmare.
Sophocles-esque irony and Shakespearean tragedy simultaneously rear their ugly heads in Chapter 5. After a long night of cheating, and convincing himself of his own innocence, it all finally comes back around to Kells.
After starting the drama off with that amnesia bullshit… (You know, the whole “How did I get here? Who’s underwear is this on my face?” routine he pulled in Chapter 1) and holding people at gunpoint, he has the nerve to call home. He only then gets pissed enough to finally leave the coming-out party and drive wrecklessly only to threaten a double-homicide on his wife for what… cheating on him.
After lauding Cathy for her acting job with Rufus, he storms into the house with a gun, looking like he just woke up, and without so much as brushing his teeth, he goes to make love to his wife. That’s a foul nigga for you. He’s making out with his wife and he’s still got Cathy’s coochie on his tongue. As least his wife showered after catching the pipe from Deebo.
I love how Kelly gets a leg cramp during sex with his wife. (P.S.: Those REALLY suck!) I bet his leg was cramped! He just pulled an all-nighter with The Preacher’s [repressed] Wife. He probably got his do-rag twisted back! In trying to escape the ever-painful ill-timed femoral contraction, he uncovers a condom.
Sheeeeit… at least she used one. I wonder if Kelly’s character went raw dog with Cathy.
Robert’s wife then brings full circle a concept we were able to grasp from the end of Chapter 1… That we were in store for Lemony Skeezer’s: A Series of Triflin’-Ass Events.
Apparently, all of the drama, malarkey and hullabaloo was a result of his own wife “exhaling.” I guess the ultimate lesson here lies in the importance of honestly and fidelity. Unfortunately it was told entirely in R. Kelly’s sometimes predictable and corny ghetto narrative.
Where’s Ron Isley when you need him? I was really waiting for Mr. Biggs to pop up in this story somewhere. I was disappointed. If you’re a fan of the Kells… you probably won’t be by this video collection.
Questions? Comments? Requests? Running out of closet space? ronnie_mexxx@yahoo.com
Comments
I was really hoping Mr. Biggs would be piping his wife when he got there, prompting one of their typical singoffs:
"Hey, it's Mr. Biggs!"
"How you doing R. Kelly?"
"What the hell is going on?"
"What you mean, what's going on?"...
And on they would go. It would make great payback for all the dirt kells did to Mr. Biggs back in the day...
And about Chuck... that nigga has DL written all over him. I'm surprised Cathy/Mary didn't say to Chuck, "your man-love I knew about, but with my husband?"
Who else breathed a sigh of relief that it wasn't a little boy at the door at the end of part 2?
At the end of part 5, I was hoping Kelly's wife would say she was with another woman (used rubber notwithstanding)... that would have been a truly happy ending.
As usual, good job Ronnie!
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R.KELLY IS A SICK TWISTED DEMENTED FREAKAZOID WHO SHOULD BE ON HIS KNEES PRAYIN ANOUT HIS UPCOMIN TRIAL; HE NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL AND LIVE OUT A REAL LIFE SCENARIO WITH AS MANY PARTS AS HIS CELLMATES CAN COME UP WITH! HE'S A SICK MAN! HOW ELSE COULD HE COME UP WITH THIS GARBAGE?!!
I agree that R. Kelly is sick. But isnt it sick to wish those sorts of ill on anyone?
No offense to nobody that's feelin em but all of those trapped in the closet songs are completely DUMB! not to mention that the videos consist of poor acting and what looks like low budget production. i understand that r. kelly is tryna do somethin original but DAMM! and supposedly theres supposed to be more...boy needs to stop while he's ahead.
HAHA thanks for putting that video up. Funny.
okay all the people were interconnected in one way so it leaves us thinking...good, but the part 1 was ok and maybe 2 but the rest were crap especially the police officer slammin his wife. It should have been maybe mr. Biggs or another woman or even chuck.
I liked the whole thang it was good. The only thing that I didn't like was that part 3 was so phoney. It looked so fake and the production was so poor and cheap. I know R.kelly got more money than that but otherwise I loved the drama it kept me thinking. At first I didn't get it but now I'm like oh shit!!! I can't wait till 6-10 come out I'm ready 4 those but hopefully the production is better.
LUV YA R.KELLY AND CALL ME ANYTIME!! HAHAHA.
So I guess it's safe to say y'all aint watchin Chapters 6 - 10?
Fuck yeah, we are!
You're welcome, Iris!
It's nice to get a little thanks every now and then for such a thankless job.
I have so many "haters" you wouldn't believe it.
hahaha
man you haters, all you who think R Kelly didn`t put it down. That video is supposed to show what will be going through your mind when he is narrating the story, so the video can never be real or you will loose the plot. That is some straight up genius. R Kelly never disappoints. Everyone who is hating on this story is waiting for Chapter 6-10. So what do you think that means, you love that dude man, but you are aggrevated that he never does something wack as far as music goes. Give a nigga his respect.
Ron,
Lemony Skeezer?!!! Man, that crack alone got me fucked up for the week. You outdid yourself with that one playa.
Man I was an R. Kelly fan fron Public Announcement Days to TP-2.com, but I can't get wit this shyt man. i'm sorry, i've tried, i can't do it, lol.....but Malarkey & Hullabaloo, dat was hiliarious.....i feel better knowing i'm not the only one that says dat shyt.......big up Ron
This dude alone with other recording artist have the ear of the whole wide world and this is the type of stuff they throw at us......wonder why the world is slowly but surely being depicted as in Revelations.......
R kelly is one of the greatest musical minds of our time. the video is a little cheesy, but he was going for a soap opera feel. if u understand that aspect of it he did a great job. kells has been doing music for a minute hes just trying to do bigger and different things. he does wut other R&B artist cant and wont do.props to r kelly.
the song is off the hook
it is better than any soap opera come singing and actin at the same u got 2 giv a man credit 4 tha.
it is tha bomb
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Man before we even talk about how bad the video and the song are, did any of yall see the BET special when he premiered it. He sounded 10 times dumber than the song is or the video looks. He was trying so hard to maintain his new found street image, and trying to convince himself that this video and song werent horrible. It was almost sad, but he is worthless and so what.
R. Kelly used to do great music, but even back in the day he had his songs that made you question how perverted this man really was. But he used to make good music. TP2(minus the song "feeling on your booty" should have just been his last album. It did good to make up for the horrible double-cd he had released before it, and it would have been a nice going away party. Then everything got repetetive, oh so repetetive. Then it got jus plain sad. When he made "you saved me"(which wa sobviously referring to the police that fucked up and allowed him to get a few charges dismissed) you saw that he was truly losing it. Now this osng is at best a lazy attempt at a good diea. Th eend climax when everyone was intertwined; so what. It would have been netter if there was a better set up going on. But his plot twists were just excuses for him to keep more and more chapters coming out. The lyrics in each narration were cheesy and predictable. Another problem is that he keeps using the same damn beat. If you are truly a genius, you could use different beats for each chapter and keep the story going. quit being lazy man.
Now the video is horrible, but that is what happens when no one wants to bakc you up an dyou have to pay all the money out of your own pocket. You start cutting corners. Thats what the whole experience of these songs andvideos are, a bunch of cut corners. If I were a child molester who were facing potential serious prison time, I would be trying to seal my musical legacy, not destroy it; which is exactly what he is doing. no one takes him seriously anymore. This is much worse than a mid-life crisis.
R kellys video is banging. Anybody who says its crap needs to get their head tested. I think its totally original and I like the twists. Im looking formard to parts 6-10 I just hope they have such an impact as 1-5.
i may be only 14 but r-kellys music is really great to me and i wish people would leave him alone and live there own lives he is a inspiring and very sucessful artist.i wish him all the best of luck in life and many prayers go to him and haters stop the hating please.
right on!!!!!
o my godddd u guys dont understand im addicted to this shittt like my penisss ..... i kno the young ones liek r kelly bc he fuks u n then pees on u buh come on people he aint that speciall .... i mean heyyy im loven the trapped in the closet (only the videos) buh come onnnn peopleeeee hes fuks 12 yeear olds n peeeessss on them!!! hellllloooo wake upppp miss u can call me anytime im sure if u left ur number ANSLIE he would call buh dont forgett to waer a raincoatt........ preferably yellow so it blendsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss now back to the closet i need the other chapters so if anyone hsa any info on em i would highly appreciate it! o never mind i know found out wat happens chuck is a transfestite that met r kellys wife to play a trick on him buh hes secretly his mother!!! that became a transfest omg right? n thennnnnnn his wife is pregnant with roofisus child!!!!!! and poor cathy lost her weave! so she cant club hop anymore!!! o any r kelly act comes out the closet n sdays hes gay n in love with chucks yuounger broher who is 13 and highly capable of becoming a transfestite! the cop dies from lung cancer and thats the fukin end stay tuned fro moere updates of "im gay...trapped ina a closet"
Kelly killed Mr. Biggs on "ShowDown" off Chocolate Factory. Why y'all hating on my man's. IT WAS A VIDEO, not meant to be a life changing experience. You say it was low budget, you must never seen an old Cash Money Records video. A film crew work on that video, it was far from cheap, sure Denzel and Halle were unavailable, but you try to act the lyrics of a song and tells us how you do. All people can talk about is his supposed allegations but nobody can deny his music is the sound of our generations. Let the piss fall where it may, but R.Kellz has a catalog of songs that only maybe Pac can touch. Don't forget his songwriting skills, and the fact that he produces 90% of his music. Don't think Usher or anyone else can say that.
QUIT HATING
I've got to have that manaquin!! Where can I get one??
That's not a manaquin, that's the R.Kelly outdoor water sprinkler. Now all the kids can have fun this summer. Just attach the water hose and let him twirl and piss on your whole block. Detachable penis is also a boomerang.
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. Kelly Goes Back In The Closet For Chapters 6-10
Tuesday July 12, 2005 @ 03:00 PM
By: ChartAttack.com Staff
R. Kelly
R. Kelly screened five of 10 chapters to his music video saga "Trapped In The Closet" at the Esquire movie theatre in Chicago on July 5. Now comes word that there are plenty more to come.
Chapters six through 10 made their musical debut in front of audiences , who got an additional surprise when Kelly acted out the words to one chapter.
The final five were filmed between July 9-10 and were co-directed by Kelly, who co-directed the first five chapters as well. The videos continue the central story based around the fictional affair Kelly had with a married woman whose husband is a gay priest.
Although Kelly's reps have been keeping quiet about the upcoming tunes, his record company revealed the new chapters are just as juicy and will keep fans guessing what will happen next.
No official date has been set on the release of the new videos. Kelly's debut, TP.3 Reloaded, was released last week.
—Ashley Spegel
i think that the trapped in the closet videos were good but the only part that freaked me out was in part one was the guy bein gay oh and did he really pee on those little kids...kringe.
THROUGH ALL OF HIS TRIBULATIONS AND BAD DECISIONS, HE HAS TO EAT STILL LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, HIS MUSIC, HIS DECISIONS, HIS VIDEOS, OR ANYTHING ELSE. WELL THEN DO YOU, AND DON'T TUNE INTO HIM AT ALL.THERE'S NO GUN TO YOUR HEADS, OR IS IT? STOP F--KING DRINKING THAT HATER-AIDE FOR GOD SAKE. WHEN HE DIE, HE WILL DIE FOR WHAT HE DID, NOT FROM YOU HATING. YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE WRONG THING. YA'LL ACT LIKE YOU HAVE NO LIFE OF YA'LL OWN. HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok first of all, R.kelly got in trouble for bein wit some 15 and 16 year olds, not 12 year olds, dumbass, and not that I'm condoning what he did, but I've seen some 16 year old girls that you could swear were 21 years old, Granted, he should prolly be chillin wit some 25 year old girls or higher,but It's not like he's pullin up to the nearest elementary school to find some ass like mad people make it sound.
Second of all the videos....I know that if you've seen some of the hip-hop and R&B videos lately you can't possibly be complanin bout kelly's videos. Most videos nowadays is a bunch of nameless fake ass thugs bobbin there heads up and down on the screen lookin like they high offa suttin. So if it's between watchin that 100 times or watchin trapped in the closet, I'm sorry to say that no matter how "weak" you think the production is, it prolly kicks the shit out of most other videos on the countdown.
Final Statement: The videos HOT, R.Kelly's personal life aint got shit to do wit how good his videos are, oh and ya...one more thing, if ya'll hatin so much on his video why you wastin 15 minutes of your day posting stuff up about it, if it was really that bad would you really take the time to write about it??? Just a thought... Peace
Yall no when chapters 6 to 10 comin out. Because this story is tight
R-kelly I Jeremiah Harrison who is 15 that lives on XXXXXX I think you are a genuis for making a song into an opera. I really admire your albums over the past years. I think that you change another way of using music.
Don't Forget Keep Ya Head Up
Peace
(How you gonna just give your address to child molesters on the net? Your mom should beat you.)
Tsk Tsk Tsk...Poor Young Black America.
Ron, the way some of these ladies is talking makes me wonder if they don't have "pee on da brain". As for chapters
6-10, I'm still waiting for JL King to make his grand entrance!!! You could tell Rufus had turned lil' dude straight
the fuck out. Y'all right about R hanging around as if he was waiting for
Rufus to give the go for a sausagefest back at the mo!!! That's probably
(continued) when R. gonna break his key
off in Chuck's ignition!!! Choo Choo!!!
hey whats kelly whats da deal we got ur cd i love number 9 with nivea youll sound real pretty together and when u was on bet acces granted was that number 6 at the end what was that
all u hatas thats on r kelly tip please just give him a brake he did very good i love them songs so please stop hatting on my nigga but his girlfriend is ugly sorry to say but at the end of the video he could have had somebody like me on there but he is so fine and i love part3and 4 r kelly keep doing what you do best and i love you your #1fan
damn... we're too late... he's fucking nivea now!
R Kelly is the hotest R&B artist of all time, and songs like trapped in the closet prove it. That man need an Oscar nuff said.
hey!!!i love r.kelly!!!!hes sooo beautiful!!!!and his music is sooo cool!
Dang man R neva stops does he? I think he couldn't handle the satisfaction he was feelin' cause' he was gettin' cramps.I think Trapped in thhe closet should be called TRAPPED IN THE P****
wow, i just saw this and what can I say, what a lot of shit, if you think this is good or even genius...(you must be fukn nuts) you need a lobotomy, get a life people, if you buy this you are a dumb cunt, serious.
nuff said.
Everyone is hating on kels, forget yall. He is a musical genius, I mean who else has written a song with no hook and kept it flowin to the same beat where it make sense. Also you never know you still have chapters 6-10 to come maybe you will see Mr. Biggs. Not only if it kels but anyone who has enough balls to try something different in this industry you should give them there props, because right now everyone is just doing what someone else already did. so for everyone who is hating on kels fuck you
aw man,
I must have been drunk when I wrote that, I'm just jealous, really.
R is da man innit, I wish I was him. I wish I could fly as well, but that will never happen, unless I get on a plane. Go Kelly, can't wait for the 6 to 10 parts, rock on. The mans a legend, like Benny Hill.
Peace.
Buddy, the Benny Hill show ended in 89, you gotta start gettin back into the groove of things, I mean unless you been hibernating in your house for the past 16 years without a TV, you'd realize that the media has changed quite a bit and Kelly's videos might not appeal to you if you'd rather be watchin an overweight 50 year old british dude makin wierd ass jokes. So just try to get back to 2005, and as for the rest of us we'll just try and enjoy the video regardless of everyones complaints...Peace
R-Kelly? Benny Hill? not the same? they both were into touching kids, I should know, I know everything.
Plus I have already looked into the future and seen episode 6 - 10 and quite frankly R-kelly will not be setting foot inside my garden of heaven, uh uh, no way. Shocking stuff old bean.
Peace out.
aw man, that vid is the shizznit maaan, kells is da fat bomb, I be loving that twizt at the end, blew me away, right over the hedge. All yall that be calling him a spack can get the fuk outa here, I love him, he is da best. Any one know where I can get a love doll like the one at the top of the page? if so, can it easily be modified?
was hoping he'd finally come out.
na i aint gon lie.. i did like the first song, got it as my ring tone
Next thing you know a call comes through, on my cell phone, tried to quickly put it on vibraaaate
only cus that shits funny when it goes off at work. but yea he did beat a dead horse on the other ones.. he even had like a little intermission song COMPLETELY dedicated to cuttin wifey, someone forced him to write all those parts im tellin u.
Hi everybody,
I have read all of your comments and I regret to inform you that R.Kelly only talks about real life ! All matters of society are included in the little movie (rewatch and count them).
I guess this is also what we could find in Dallas or other sitcom like that !
Anyway, I think that, like many actors, singers, R.Kelly expressed something through this little story ; like a therapy. I don't think we can blame him, none of you is able to do half he did (taking only good things he did into account). I do think that all that happen in the video is not good but I'm willing to see what is coming next ; I feel like there is a mistery inside the story that will be revealed and that will clean R.Kelly up from what he did that night... we'll see.
Peace, love and brotherhood
Everybody wants to clean R. Kelly up.
The man has done some foul shit in real life.
The man has done some foul shit in the video.
Why can't we accept that some people are foul? We defend their characters tooth and nail... why? Because we like their music? Ridiculous.
I LOVE me some R. Kelly music... But the nigga is vile.
...and he makes some bullshit because he knows his loyal fans will let him get away with it.
Kelly is talented enough whereas we don't even need to be havnig this discussion. He could put out straight fire... all the time... but he doesn't. He wants to save some of that energy for the things he likes to do. I don't blame him for that...
but i acknowledge that the things he likes to do entail urine... and young girls.
'Quick put me in the Closet!!!!!'
Great video, even greater song, kept me hooked, even if it was a little predictable, cant wait for the next chapter, im thinking Mr Biggs, transvestites, maybe its all a dream..... Regardless of the prosecutions and legal matters this mans a lyrical genius, hes been making hits since back in the day. You cant critisise that, if its all as lame and easy as u think why isnt everyone out there makin money like Kells????
Never said it was easy... I said Kelly was being lazy.
And trust... for every true talent a record label signs... they DO select 20 random marketable negroes... throw them in monkey suits... surround them with "hoes"... and tell them to/let them talk irresponsible hypersexuality and misogyny.
i think that trapped in the closet is the best song in ages!!!!!!!all you haterz can keep you stupid opinions to yourself i bet half of you cant even sing!!!
i had to say this...but the only reason he was hiding in the closest because the 15 year old girl's parents were comin home hahahaha. He betta thank himself for all that cake otherwise he might be gettin his special brand of showers in jail by now...But the concept was decent
You guys can't seriously like this thing. Seriously. If you were on of the people that liked it, you were joking, right? Please tell me that you are. Please. I'm begging you.
Oh yeah, if you actually do like it; do everyone a favor and beat yourself on the head with a baseball, and let your brains..err...nevermind just DIE.
ALL YALL WISH YOU WAS LIKE R.KELLY, THATS WHY YALL HATE ON HIM. ALL YALL LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING NEGATIVE ASS COMMENTS CAN GO TO FUCKING HELL. JEALOUS ASS MOTHERFUCKAS AROUND HERE, JUST TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT LIKE HIM. I LOVE R. KELLY SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!
hi
wot do u think will happen in chapter 6-10 u guys
Kim,
Too bad I'm not like R. Kelly.
Too bad I can read.
Too bad I don't like to give young girls golden showers.
Too bad I never had a young girl's parents sign her over to me to be my wife and in-studio sex slave.
Too bad women don't remind me of automobiles or other possessions.
Too bad I don't make skeezy analogies to women's body parts.
Too bad I don't squander my genius on bullshit.
We all should be a little more like R. Kelly.
Don't worry, that piss was digital.
Yo! I LOVED TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET AHAHA IT WAS FUKIN AMAZING! IT WAS SEXY AND I UNNO! IT WAS JUST GOOD!!! IT SHOULD WIN AWARD FOR BEST DRAMA! I LVOED IT! HURRY UP WITH THE REST OF TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET!!!
i dont know why u all are dissin up R KELLY yo! he's da shizz! yo!!! it the song was amazing! so u know what yall if u a hater take a gun and shoot urself in da foot! iigh i'm outt
Awww Kim and Derrick, your illiterate comments make me laugh. If you guys thought that this video was good amazing drama, then you are seriously uneducated. I think Ron's last comment summarized my other thoughts.
i no what happens in chapter six after she says she introduced me to the policeman that stopped you and it ends of chap 5 i no in chapter 6 the policeman comes in the house and the songs more faster i heard a lil bit of it already so i cant wait
well, ok, 1st, Ill admit that kells prolly did pee on those little girls and fuck them,(which is really actually not that bad at all)but at least, a, we know which race he is, and b, he didnt touch any little boys.2, the songs are all right, i only wish he wouldve changed the beat a little in each chapter cuz it gets a bit boring, but the videos fucking rock!.so theres definatly gonna be 6-10, but i read that kelly has written lyrics for 35!!!!! god i think that would be insane, but i just cant wait for the next ones.i mean come on tho 35?!?!?!?! how many plot twists can you come up with?? i mean seriously.anyways, this might keep r kelly with hits for a few years if theres gonna be 35! anyways, just everyone stop hatin! i think if the dude is gonna make videos this great, he can pee on whoever the fuck he wants for all i care.
all i know is that that cathy bitch is fuckin fine, so is kells wife, i would love 2 fuck those fine bitches, if i got a crap i still wouldnt stop, id do em both every way possible
cramp not crap
I just wanted to send a little message (more of a question really) to "WTF" as you so grecefully stated your name there. Now, I've seen that you hate R. Kelly and pretty much anyone on this forum that even remotely supports him. Your entitled to your opinion, but why do you have to knock other peoples opinions. And as for your being a self proclamed "Educated, genius", if you were really that educated my friend, would you be wasting all of this time posting up comments about a video that you thought was stupid? It's like "Damn I really hated that video, let me go write about it three times a day". because seriously man you've posted like 3 times in the last week, thats more than even Kellys supporters posted. So I think your secretly In love with R and you just aint willin to admit it. Oh and just for the record your not the only "litterate" person on the forum, you can check and see that all of my grammer on this post is correct so you can't tell me that "My illiterate comment made you laugh" Just for the record...Peace
dis r kelly soap opra is awsome cant wait unitl 6-10 video's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh
From Jamaica. I loved Trapped in the
Closet 1-5 eagerly awaiting 6-10
It Was fashizee my nezze
i think that this whole think is crazy but its funny and cant wait to see 6-10 get it up r kelly cause u are only making entertainment
Kelly is a great man n whao trapped in the closet video was great;its like reading a best seller n wondering whats gonna happen in the nxt chapter.I love it.
For all u haters search urself u aint no better,u aint even near.Love u Kelly and cant wait 4 chaps 6-10.
Even here in West Africa we can't wait for chapters 6-10
R.Kelly keep on moving you're the world's greatest !
But just know that some people got to be jealous of your succes for they've dreamt and dreamt to be like you but the capacity wasn't given to them.
That's how Life goes, everybody cannot be Happy for your succes !
There are some hyppocrit people that never say the truth; they criticise you when you do bad but never congratitulate you when you do good.
Hello ya'll...
oh..............about trapped in the closet?....Its tha BUUNNN DOOWWWNNNN!!!!
meaning: its good.
STOP THE HATIN PEOPLE!!!
r kelly is amazing the little soap opra movie feel is awsome ....cant waint until 6-10 yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeerrrrr
I love R Kelly and try to focus on his professional achievements as opposed to what is going on in his personal life. One thing bothers me though. What does his wife think of all these accusations? Has anyone ever seen her? Does she even exist? Is she black or white?
it was aíght, not the best ive seen but it deserves like at least a 6 out of 10
DEAR KELLY THIS ONE IS TIGHT YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN YOU ARE SO GOOD LOOKING SORRY I KNOW I SURPOSE TO BE TYIPING ABOUT THE MUSIC VIDEO TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET SO GUESS WHAT MY NAME IS KDEJAH AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MAIL ME THIS CD BECAUSE I LOVE IT AND YOU TO BUT ANY WAY I STAY IN THOMASVILLE.AL MY MAIL BOX NUMBER IS P.O.BOX #%^& THOMASVILLE.AL 36784
no addresses!
I fuckin hate when wannabe ghetto black ass bitches try so hard to talk like a dumbass with no ej-uh-muh-kay-shun, that they purposely misspell shit. Yayuh Nigga we be trippin in the Skizzert Fo Shizzert Krunk Nizgert.
Now I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure that's what a poser is.
Anyways, R. Kelly is the Shit.
I appreciate artists like R. Kelly, and Missy Elliot because they are never afraid to try something new. Taking a chance to bring something new to the table is very commendable.
i so much adores r. kelly, cos he is a man of is words. and people like that should always be luved all the rest of their life. a man that doesnt waste time before releasing an album, should be commended to people.pls i would want you to sen me his lyrics as many as possible, cos he is a man to watch always. kelly luv you once more.
Is it just me, or is the whole TP.3 album low budget?
The album art looks horrible and the Trapped In The Closet video is low budget with canned background music and "OOOOH!"s.
the video was very interesting. but what i noticed if it was the officer she was seeing on the side, and if it was him that answered the phone, how could he have known which route he (kelly) was going to take home? i can't see him waiting. plus this a move to throw off the viewer. this is a quinten tarentino move. remember his wife said she had someone following him. perhaps this was the cop thus giving him the ticket. also wife never said who it was she was seeing. plus did anyone notice how he was cool with the fact his wife said her "brother" came home. if her brother came home and it was actually him, where was the "brother"? he (kelly) didn't even ask. this is where the condom comes into play. was she banging her brother? this would add a sicky/sticky situation to any video. i can see her saying she had to confide in someone and one thing led to another. this is some jerry!jerry! stuff. but we shall see. any more interesting views?
e ray has had his thinking cap on
hehe who really cares about anything but how his music sounds. everything else is none of our business. if it sounds good to you, then turn it up and dance, if you don't like it, don't listen. I don't give a flying fuck what he does, all I know is that I like most of his music. especially combined with jay z. fuck image, skills only. who's with me on this
I think R. Kelly is very talented but Bro, make up your mind! Is it Gospol or R & B. U went from U Saved me to Sex Weed(a song on his album TP3: Reloaded). I love Chapters 1-5 I just can't wait for 6-10!
i do like the song ,but somehow most of it don't really makes sence to me either.i thought that the man has a little bit of money ,but the video is very poor.and yes you all are right ,what kind of a man is he to jump in bed with his wife without even cleaning himself after this mystiuos night with kathy.mary
well i say fuck all thoes who think r kelly needd to go to jail yall just haten of that man because he got money and fancy things but well i say r kelly is not guilty and everyday i listen at that tp.3 reloded because every song on there is my song but my favorite is (sexweed) so who ever don't like r kelly don't hate. and i writing from that (h-town) houston tx southwest. i'm your biggest fan r kelly
Hey what's up? this is Kells. Yeah, i'm about releasing chapters 6-10 and I thank all those who like my style and my music and my acting and those who don't, you can get the hell out.
I think R. Kelly is very talented. i really like the video. its like a mystery trying to figure out who with who. keep doing your thing. don't let no one tell you different. i love chapters 1-5 i just can't wait for 6-10! i hope mr.biggs in chapters 6-10.
Trapped in the closet was da bomb..... it kept me thinking n on da edge of my seat..... nobody has ever done something sooo great.... n i kno seh dere r gunna b nuff imitatorz after dis but rkelly iz da originator!!!...... even if he iz a child molester (which i highly doubt) dat doesnt change da fact dat he has one of da SEXCIEST male voices i've ever heard and he makes some great music.....i can't wait til chapterz 6-10 come out like damn he left me wanting more..... (8)Roxanne's a friend of mine who knew this guy named chuck, chuck's cool wit dis guy named rufus, n im sittin dere like wtf, then she says Rufus wife Cathy we both went to high school she introduced me to the policeman that stopped you....(8) damn wat a cliffhanger!!!!!!!!!tru sey it woulda been nice if he had mr biggz show up in dis.... but who knows..... derez alwayz chapterz 6-10!!!
all good...
but it's comments like "nobody has ever done something sooo great" that scare me.
this isn't even some of R. KELLY'S best work.
Can someone give me any info on how to get in contact with one of his representatives. I need a number or address to send them some information. I heard their still casting for his upcoming film. Please hit your boy back as soon as possible. If need be, hit me at XXX-XXX-XXXX. Thank you and have a great day. God bless.
(They can email you if they care to. Ron.)
i loved it so much all 5 of dem. but people say dere ar 25. is dis tru
I hope so.
I'll have work for months.
r.kelly showed part 6 of trapped in the closet it was hot and kelly he was acting as he was every person so he was acting gay it was funny kelly was trippin'
I would just like to say that who ever thought Mr. Biggs was gonna be on these videos, you are truly buggin', because if you own the dvd like myself, then you would notices that r. kelly was not playing himself, his name is sylvester in the movie.
i dont care what athers say but i like the videos in im ready for 6-10 in r.kelly you put it down.
WELL TRAPPED ON DA CLOSET WAS COOL NOW U GOT ME TRAPPED ON DA COMPTER I GOT MAKE A SONG 2 DAT HOLLA AT YO HOMY YO
hello , i'm very sure that i remenber the time i was listenning to you in ur cds.but i would like to have ur complet album ,i try to precise:trapped in the closet(1-5 chapter).Moreover, as regards the r.kelly's video clips i hope so iwould have it. god help us. Sev
i think alot of people is going to hate on someone that holds a talent that most of our legends havent done. and that is what r kelly has done. he set forth a whole real world in front of us that others have been thru and have wrote about but he just put it in song. see alot of people dont see what the main purpose of trapped in the closet. it is explaining about what he is going tru personally. alot of people is worried about what is going in his life and not focusing on what might be going on in their own front yard. see how can u sweep around your own front door and stop trying to sweep around his. a musical pioneer and genius is just telling u like it is and if u cant except then tough luck, cause he still got something that u dont have and that is he is living his life and living it with cash. WHAT I WOULD SAY IS HE IS RICH THAN A BITCH!!!!!!
i think that rufus wuz a flat out son of a bitch,cause he was cheatin on her 4 a year ,and she cheated for a night. now that's wrong ! holla boys! u know
r-kellys vision to do something new shows how gifted he is, chapters 1-5 were the greatest music videos ever, to me as good as thriller was at its time, kells shows why he is and always will be at the fore front of r&b, personal shit aside the man is a ledgend and i cant wait for the story to go deeper,
R.KELLY FINISHED THE CLIFFHANGERS FOR 6-8 LETS SEE THE REST OF THEM WHEN YOU GET THE DVD OF 1-12 THAT SHIT IS GOING TO BE OFF THE HOOK MAN I THINK BUBBLEZ IS GAY TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TYPE YOUR WORDS RIGHT I'M ON YOUR SIDE BUT LEARN HOW TO TALK BELIVE IT OR NOT I JUST STARTED LAUGHEN SHAKEN MY HEAD AND JUST KEPT ON LAUGHEN THINKEN ABOUT ALL THE THINGS I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THAT DAY AND SHE CRIES WAT WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT SMILE UPON YOUR FACE THEN I LAUGED OUT SAID THINKEN ABOUT ALL THE THINGS I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THEN SHE WIPES HER NOSE AND SNIGGLES AND LAUGHS OUT I BEEN THROUGH IT TO THEN I START LAUGHEN AGAIN SHE START LAUGHEN MORE....
mommybear your god damn momma is twisted ho cause yo ain't got the right to be talking about somebody with your gay ass bitch when it comes to my baby you going down bitch.now stop talking about r.kelly and go get a comb
this is written by a 10 years old kid
ashely nobody asked what you thought about r.kelly i'm the only person that can say something nice about r.kell that is my future husband mutherfucker i don't want to see your name on here again if i do i will hunt you down like the bitch you are
god you wouldn't know same if it bit you in the ass
ron mexico what you know about being foul bitch you think about cleaning r.kelly out bitch you would never and i mean never see life again
i love r.kelly and i want to thank the people that like him but not as lovers if you do sleep with 1 eye open and fuck yall that hate don't like him
i love r.kelly and i want to thank the people that like him but not as lovers if you do sleep with 1 eye open and fuck yall that hate don't like him
i love r.kelly and i want to thank the people that like him but not as lovers if you do sleep with 1 eye open and fuck yall that hate don't like him
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