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Lil' Kim feat. Puff Daddy - "No Time"
Posted on July 7, 2005 9:33 AM
In honor of the Queen Bee’s sentencing, today’s edition of “Throwback Thursday” is Lil’ Kim featuring Puff Daddy with the 1996 classic “No Time.” [watch it now] You may not recognize the protagonist as this video was released when Lil’ Kim looked human. Niggas talk about Michael Jackson, but Lil Kim has to be a close second in the “Daaaaaaaaamn, what did you DO to yourself” department.
Before we get into this video, I just have to say a couple of things to Kimmy:
Hold your head, girl! Try not to shake the sugar too much at shower time. There might be some girls in there who want to test the poom-poom nani nani! Don’t let them find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of the “OH!”
I’m genuinely scared for Kim when I think about the butches in the bing who have been fantasizing about this girl since 1995. Oh well, shouldn’t have lied to the grand jury! Anyway… enough Bad Girls talk... On to the video.
My mama told me not to play on escalators! When moving they are dangerous! With a weave like that, I wouldn’t even think about it. I’d be a stair-taking motherfucker. Imagine getting all that synthetic caught in the escalator while you’re air-humping the stairs. That's both painful and embarrassing.
This has always been my #1 question about the video: Who the fuck is biting the credit card? I looks like a fourth member of Total. That would explain why it looks like there’s another woman trying to grind on her like Spectacular.
I’ve always loved how she named herself the "rhinoceros of rap." Nah, man… She just has rhinoceros cooch. I guess it’s more like the rhinoceros of clap then.
Pay special attention to the close-up when Puffy says “Cause his thang too little.” For some strange reason, I can’t help but crack up at that emphasis.
You know Puffy has to be sweatin’ his balls off dancing around in that leather jacket and pants. Sometimes I want to go to the club TODAY dressed and dancing like Puffy in 1996 and see what happens. The Puffy biters were annoying back then, but I wonder if the ladies would be feeling the jiggy renaissance. Hmmmmm.
I love how she decided to eroticize the diamond. We have another combination fantasy, I'm sure. I just don't know who it pertains to. Maybe it's just for the Lil' Kims of the world.
I was going to say that this was a good video for 1996, but I take that back. I'd be discrediting a lot of hard workers by saying something like that. In 1996 we had some creativity in videos. Spike Jonze did damage. Busta Rhymes killed ‘em every time out as a soloist, even when he didn’t have a budget. Puffy dropped some paper on a couple epics. I guess Biggie’s label wasn’t financially prepared to shoot Lil’ Kim out of a cannon, make her and Lil' Cease fly to an abandoned rooftop where they would run from Japanese gangsters, leap from the top story of a high-rise, parachute with her labia, land in a drop-top Mercedes-Benz and drive away smiling.
Seriously though, she led the pack as far as rap hoes went. She was the Heidi Fleiss of rap. Though Biggie and Jay-Z wrote all of her shit, her public image included something novel. Look at the brothers in suits all at her mercy! While, once again it’s only at the mercy of the gift of what’s between her legs, it’s a start. You can’t really expect more in the way of equality from shit that’s written by dudes… especially dudes like Biggie and Jay who are known the world over for colorful misogynistic imagery.
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Hahahahahaha! This review just made my day.
Nice pic of Kim, reminds me of Howard the duck.
LOL!!! Howard the Duck...She could've stopped at the boob job and been ok.I thought that was the display for Mattel's new Celebrity Cellmate Line.Anyhoo,on with my WHAT THE FUCK? observations....
The random shots of luxurious items are fine, but why have contestants for America's Next Top Video Extra fondling them.
I guess chicks with cigars have no place else to smoke except on broke escalators. She could've given her girls a better scene than that.
The cat with the fro and top hat...WTF?
And I could've sworn in one scene one of the singing cats from Lean On Me/R&B Group Riff was laying on top of a chick on the escalator. If so, how's the job at Wackarnolds?
Good luck Kim,on Sept 19th someone is about to get their cell upgraded with new carpet. =)
like us in winnipeg would say...
her ass is Done-bar.just a term we use up here.
shes gonna get rocked in jail, poor bitch.oh well when she gets out she might have some decent material.
think about how many bitches locked up were fantasizing about her ass.Whoa!she better kleep her cookie real grimmy that may help her for the first 6 months.ouch.
Ayo personally huge titties aint never been the thing I look at first on women. So I find that ALL of her plastic surgery is unnecessary. My oh my back in in '96 I would demolished her in bed. The girl was soooooooooo damn sexy. I wouldnt fuck her even if they paid me. Actually for doe I'd do that, but with a pillow case coverin her face or somethin. Now it would be like fuckin a bowl of jello.
Yo MJ mighta avoided gettin the biggest fuckery of his life time with them non-guilty verdicts, but Kim is about to get slaughtered. She'd stand a better chance in a men's prison. Even a juvenile facility...she'd be runnin that shit.
To do list in Jail: Let your hair grow back to its real color, keep your sit-up game a priority, and (please) keep plucking those eyebrows. This is your best chance to have a "makeunder."
To be on the real, the was one of the flyest videos that Kim, maybe because the song is hot. Anyways, I feel sorry for the girl, she is getting locked up for not snitching. To keep it real a chic like me would of been such and such did it at such and such time at such and such place and if you want to know anything else Mr. Feds, just call me.
To be on the real, that was one of the flyest videos that Kim made, maybe because the song is hot. Anyways, I feel sorry for the girl, she is getting locked up for not snitching. To keep it real a chic like me would of been such and such did it at such and such time at such and such place and if you want to know anything else Mr. Feds, just call me.
Logica... she's not going away for not snitching. She's going away for being stupid.
When she was asked if she KNEW the dude in question she said "I don't know him... Never met him."
This was a lie... to a grand jury. She had a relationship with this man, is seen in photos and home videos with him... and he... from jail said that they were friends.
What she should have said was "Sure I know him... But I don't know anything about the shootings you're talking about."
Then she would have walked... not snitching.
She tried to do some shit she saw in a mafia movie, and she got caught out there.
Is it me, or does anyone think Lil' Cease is wrong for testifying against her?
About her lyrics, does anyone REALLY believe that Biggie or Jay Z wrote the "rhinocerous of rap' line. Listen to her 1st album and you'll hear TONS of idiotic phrases just like that(although I am a Lil' Kim fan). They wrote a lot of her lyrics, but on a lot of them you can tell she wrote it. The rhymes are too weak to come from BIG and Jay. Maybe they tossed her some of their old rhyme books from junior highschool and told her to have a field day.
Yo no se'.
Naw Tammy you aint the only one. Cease was waiting for the oppurtunity to pay her back...
Wasn't Lil Cease riding Kim's coattails for years? WTF happened there?
She said that "rhinoceros of rap" line as a tribute to B.I.G., same way Jay-Z does. B.I.G. said that line in a Funk Flex freestyle. It fit him, but not her.
PEOPLE, let the shit go. She's going to prison, let her deal with it. How would you feel if you were being sentenced? I did not think so. You have no answer, just like niggers, just nit picking at everything about her, now when she was hot, you fucks were lined up at ticketmaster buying out her tickets to go see her. ANd Lil Cease is a sneaky lil bitch ass nigga. He's always been a prick, jealous of Lil Kim, damn shame, he's just a mammas boy BUM. His image may look tough, but his actions is pussy sweet, soft as cotton candy. It had nothing to do with mafia shit, it was the niggas that were doing the shooting, not her. She knew the consequences of the shit that transpired, and tok it for what it was. Who have you known that was a snitch and became successful without any problems with the law or the streets?
NONE. Look at Mark Felt, that fucka is broke and now finally wanted to reveal himself as deep throat, more like deep joke. When you snitch, there is no loyalty or respect in the game for you. 50 did not snitch, he was an informant for the police, but look at the problems he have due to the fact that he copped.
PEACE
"50 did not snitch, he was an informant for the police,"
...Yeah, I remember grindin my feet in Eddie Murphy's couch.
Seriously, that one comment makes no cents. U might wanna fix that up.
You must not watch any Dave Chappelle.
blogs are fuckin gay
JR,NO WONDER WE BANNED YOU FROM FOXBOOGIE,YOU STAY ON LIL KIM'S TITS,FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,THELADY IS GOIN TO JAIL,BE EASY MAN
YOU TYPE UP THIS BLOG FRO WHAT REASON? NOT JUST GIVING HER MORE PUBLICITY,YOU HAVE NO LIFE SIGING UP WITH 3 DIFFERENT NAMES AND EMAIL ADDRESS JUST TO ATTACK THE "QUEEN BITCH" OF HIP HOP,YOUR A SAD GAY WRECK
.NICK
A BUNCH OF FAGGIES HATING ON A FEMALE
WHY??..SHE HAS SOMETHING THEY WISH THEY HAD.
Ok lets keep it real here,lil'kim may not write her first album according to you guys,im a ahuge foxy brown fan and she writes none,who gets more credibility?----lil kim,she is true with hers no mater how "plastic" she may come off to you guys on the outside she is still "that bitch" who lives her rhymes,like i stated im a huge foxy brown fan,and all she does is talk trash(which sounds good) about doing this and doing that,but in all realitys he hasnt really done nothing,didnt she dare 1 any 1 of these rap bitches to mention her name?---almost all of them mention it and not 1 of them get smacked yet,only smacking happening its her receiving,like come on we're keeping it real here,i like kim,alot if not most of what females have done in the hip hop genre is based to lil kim,she is a real icon,whether you like it/her or not.
and once again she lived by her words"never snitch,never send a nigga to jail"---its a stupid move but it will make her even bigger when she gets out
PS. is it true her and foxy really suppose to be dropping the same day?
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Lil Kim will always be the hottest female rapper. If she wrote the shit or not she spit that shit like a true G
bitch spose to. Now as far as her incriminating her self that ain't gangsta. What she did to her body and her face is UNGODLY!! But all I can do is pray for her and her family. Personally I think this is the Lords way of making her sit back and take a GOOD LOOK at herself inside and out.
I just wish Lauryn Hill never went crazy so the bar for female rappers would be higher.
Amen.
Lauryn Hill wasn't only the best female rapper I've ever heard...
But she's one of the best rappers ever to do it PERIOD.
Regardless of gender. She deserves that respect.
I don't know what the fuck is on her biscuits these days though.
I heard there was a Fugee reunion performance at the Negro Channel awards. Is this true? If so... was it good?
The Fugees performance was a breath of fresh air. Real singing and MC-ing(Lauren), real musicianship(Clef), (sung to the tune of "Maude") and then there's Pras. That Marley weed must be the ultimate shit, becasue she ain't been right since. I don't think that anyone knew the significance of the void that they left until they performed on the awards.
keep your head up with your fine ass
LIl Kim looked her best in this video. No blond bullshit or too outrageous outfits or augmented body parts. Good classic shots. A pre ProActiv Puff. thw only thing that would have made it better would be a BIG cameo. A few misses in the treatment, but I stop and pay attention everytime this comes on. Hold Ya Head Kim!
"keep your head up with your fine ass"
jmoney, did you miss the picture above?
Has Lil Kim ever looked decent a day in her life.
She went from that rusty Jackie-O wig in "Playa's Anthem", to the flat weave in "No Time", to the bleach blond hair and pitch black eyebrows in "Not Tonight",to those clown wigs in "Crush On You," and that steamy pile of blond mess she rocked in her "Notorius K.I.M." days. Kim you need to bitch slap ya stylist, put a foot in her ass, or punch her in the fuckin throat.
P.S. You been hangin out wit Victoria Gotti too much cause by the looks of that pic up top you're startin to look like her.
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