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Lil Jon & The Eastside Boys feat. Ludacris, Too Short & Chyna White - Bia Bia
Posted on July 14, 2005 10:29 AM
H-WHAT?!?!… E-YEEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!
You know what that means! This week’s edition of “Throwback Thursday” has been brought to you by the Kings of Crunk. Which Lil Jon and the Eastside Boys video did we select? BIA BIA!!!! [watch it now]. Featuring Ludacris, Too Short and Chyna White, this video has everything you need from hoes, to fire, to drinking, to hoes, to hoes dancing on tables, to lesbians fucking up the plumbing!
Before I continue… Big Kap = Morocco Mole.
Okay, peep my nigga David Banner blowin’ the fire in front of the Confederate flag.
Why rap (or crunk) in front of the Confederate flag anyway? I can’t bring myself to watch Fox News, yet Lil Jon got on a Ku Klux Klan vest. I was reluctant to listen to their shit when this came out because the album cover had the Confederate flag on it. I thought it was gonna be some old slavery shit.
Lil Jon: Why you talkin' back to massa? Back to massa?Eastside Boys: BIA BIA!!!"
You know who I love more than Lil Jon. Them loyal ass Eastside Boyz. Big Sam and Lil Bo will bop to ANYTHING Lil Jon says! I love it!
I can’t help but get crazy when this song comes on. Ludacris’ verse here is one of my favorite of his career and evidence that he is one of the greatest guest appearance rappers ever. In addition to wondering why he doesn’t murder his OWN shit this way, I’m confused as to why he has on football gloves. More importantly, what is he doing underwater with a microphone? Shit… might as well throw a toaster and a hair dryer in there too.
They’re partying in what looks like the scene of a natural disaster. Based on what I’m seeing, I would assume that a tunnel had collapsed. That damn sure don’t look like no pool. I think I saw a turd in that motherfucker. I guess if something like that happens, and Sylvester Stallone ain’t around, and you’re gonna die, might as well die crunk.
Short Dawg’s verse got butchered. I’m not happy about that. I can’t call it. I’m not a huge fan of the rampant pimp imagery in rap videos, Too Short is one of my favorite MCs. I guess it’s because of his wit and demeanor. This nigga Short got his bitches holding up umbrellas for him in the club while the sprinklers are goin off! My nigga said… “Open up them umbrellas, bitches! Daddy ain’t done drankin!”
Now, Chyna White… Look more like Puerto Rican Beige to me. Did she just grab her dick? Oh, god! Lil Jon said, “Big Sam, Bo… I gots the perfect addition to the Eastside Boys! A Puerto Rican lesbian!” At which point, I’m sure Sam and Bo just bopped along and said “YEAH!… YEAH!… YEAH!”
I’m really glad she didn’t stick around. Not because she likes them guls… but because she’s annoying as all shit! I heard she stole the ax from the video shoot to break into Planned Parenthood and steal all the dental dams.
This has been a moment in the life of Lil Jon! Why you actin’ like a bitch? Watch the video! Turn your system the fuck up, and go slam dance with a lesbian!
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Comments
Doesn't Lil Jon's high school picture look like the blue fish from Finding Nemoe?
I bet Big Kap told Lil Jon his future with those thick ass Coke bottles he calls glasses.
I always wondered what the fuck Chyna Whyte was even doing in the building. Was she trying to sneak in the club as a maintenance worker and forgot to take off her overalls? She's the only female I heard trying to take Pac's flow. And come to think of it...why is she always the one fucking up shit in Jon's video's. It seems as though because she axed the water supply, everyone was getting wet in the club. Also in the joint with Mystikal and Krayzie Bone she was the one going through the club fuckin' shit up and they showed her face at the end of the video getting cuffed by the cops. She must be mad Lil Jon ain't put her record out yet.
Just my opinions and I'm sticking to 'em.
CHYNA WHITE IS NICE. I DONT KNO Y THEY AINT BEEN PUT HER OUT. HE BOUT TO LEAVE TVT ANYWAY. BUT THAT BIA BIA VIDEO IS WASSUP WE WAS FEELIN DAT IN BROOKLYN. THEY WAS GETTIN IT CRACCIN
As far as the confederate flag burning, the wearing of the shirt and the flag burning on the album cover goes...It was a sign of there being a new south. Like, all of that other shit, like all of us southerners are slow, don't really have mc skills and other stereotypes are done with. That's why on the album cover, the flag is burning and David Banner is blowing fire and shit. They were saying it's a new time for the south, now look at us, everybody wanna be down wit us now and come down here to visit their great-grandmamas and shit to see what they've been missing out on.
good look, laz! i was scared. imagery is powerful.
...and that sounds like something i've heard david banner say before.
Is this nigga Don Knotts love child?!! This video had some good imagery. I think Luda underwater was a good look, even thouh some would hope he drowned...Chyna White, she probably has more hair on her nuts than mine. That is a butch ass redbone. She probably punked Lil Jon into getting a verse. I don't trust no woman that says she don't suck dick or lick nuts. That's the type that cock blocks you at the club or in the mall, then gets the girls number. The only thing is Lil Jon chants on songs too much, get to the damn verse or write a real 16 bars, you crunk hobbit.
doesn't lil jon look like OG Loc from San Andreas in his high school pic?
lil jon always has his glasses on
Man the video was low budget, but that track was HOT, the beat POUNDs, if any of you want to blow your subs in your broke down pacer or tempo then just put this CD in, and turn it up, and BOOM there goes your weak ass subs. I love the way this song POUNDS, and LUDA came threw and dropped it. Seattle WHAT!
Luda made that song u got give my boy props he does thing and he his the king of rap city basement. Luda should be the king of the south to me or Lil wayne
that was the song back in the day
hell to the naw lil john looked slow az hell who the hell beat that nigga with the ugly stick damnnnn i know kids was making fun of his slow looking az
lil john look like on of them damnnn toy glow worms from back in the 80's
Thats tha tune right there if u need 2 get urself crunk real fast!
Chyna Whyte is live...she's so angry! She's a tad on the butch side but what can u do?
I still love this song...and Too $hort kills me..I can just see this dialouge happenin
Girl Wit Umbrella: Daddy my arm hurt from holdin up the umbrella..it's been 2 hours
Too $hort: BITCH I will tell u when your arms hurts..and if I find ANY water on this suit...its yo ass.
Notice how everyone likes this bullshit, its b/c you dont know whats really good. These assholes are talking about recycled shit . Notice there are no comments on the wack ass 3rd grade rhymes that luda kicks . Seems like people listen to the lyrics that are on their intellect level. No wonder people cant understand that top notch lyrical NY shit. Who gives a fuck how much you will sell , you'll need it later when their no talent ass run out of gimmics . Lil jon needs to stop rapping and learn how to read . And you're damn right I cant stand their no talent asses
Fuck mainstream, its all about underground niggas that are talented like T-Rock n J-Lov.. dem niggas revolutionize that shit thats out in mainstream mane
The thing with the Confederate flag issue is people are now starting to educate themselves about the flag. I have been doing some research on the Confederate flag over the last week or so. I have found out that the flag is NOT a symbol of slavery. Go to www.rulen.com/myths/. Also just do a search on History of the Confederate flags. I have learned so much. God bless you guys!!!!!
Is Chyna White really white? Or is she latin. Cuz here in NYC there's a lot of latin people who look white... cuz this girl is sayin N*gga.
Is she white white????
if she is.. thats fuckt
your da best
JML YOU IN LUCK THE NEW AND IMPROVED CHYNA SUCKS DICK CK HER SONG OUT ON KINGS OF CRUNK
I SAY FUCK ALL YALL WHO HATIN ON CHYNA! IF YOU DON'T LIKE LIL JON AND ENTOURAGE THEN FUCK YOU TOO. WE GET IT POPPIN' DOWN HERE IN THE DIRTY! A LOT OF YALL CANT RELATE TO THE CRUNK SHIT CAUSE YO ASS AIN'T CRUNK, YOU LAME AS FUCK! YEAH I SAID IT, THIS GUDDA BOY FROM CAROLINA CRUNK, SEE BOUT ME NIGGA!
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